it would smell like shit

>>26662092
>What would it be like if /v/ lived together in a huge mansion?
>would
Supposed to be spelled "wood", you dumbass.

We would just post all day on /v/ and reach over to slap each other from time to time.

>>26662146
Too obvious. 3/10.

Next time could you at least try to put some effort into trolling?

gay. really really gay. and poopsocks everywhere.

>>26662146

It'd be THIS all fucking day along with "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PLAYING THAT GAME FOR IT FUCKING SUCKS, YOU SUCK YOU FAGGOT PS3 HAS NO GAEMS, XBAWKSRROD, CASUAL WII FAGGOT!"

Half of us would be dead within a month.

I'd drown from all the fat and neckbeard.

>>26662174
asif he got a 3 for that

that was no where near worth a 3

I could fulfill my dream of punching retarded /v/ posters in the face IRL.

Daily doses of rage.
Somebody would come in with a tape. and tell everyone to gather in the super big thater room.
We would alld watch the video of a 10 year old faggot telling us that sonic and halo are the two best charcters ever.

>>26662092
seperate mansion by game genres and it might work out

>>26662229
that sounds fucking awesome

>>26662237

Seperate mansion for gamers an trolls and it might work out,

Do you people honestly imagine we're the same in real life as we are here? I can guaran-fucking-tee 90% of the people here are skinny shyguys who wouldn't even leave their rooms let alone talk to anyone else.

>>26662229

This sounds kinda fun actually.

If its in the form of the survivor show I'd do it.

>>26662283
:_:

>>26662283
Then we would all get along.

POOPSOCKS IN EVERY ROOM
BOBS GAME ONLY
NO PC

FINAL DESTINATION

>>26662283
ding ding ding, a winner is you.
this is me.

>>26662199
>>26662189
>>26662184
like /v/ has a courageous bone in thier body to actually start a confrontation.

What game are you playing? Oh...okay, cool...c ya

>>26662283

I fucking wish I was a shy guy, those masks are baller.

I would cook and people would love me.

>>26662303
That'd be awesome.
Throw like, 50 or so /v/irgins in a mansion for 50 days
Have a vote for who deserves to get kicked out
Winner gets the mansion and 1,000,000.

>>26662283
If I was a Shyguy I would be the coolest person in the world.

nobody would ever get out of their room.

>>26662391
Have a vote every day*

>>26662333
yes. we probably would.

my anus would be wider than the sun.

>>26662391
what would the challenges be

I'd probably try to dress, talk and act like a guy just to be accepted.

the beauty of /v/ is you can fall into the stereo type.

HELL around my old school friends i dress all scene and around my college bros i am a trednsetter faggot or a wigger.

And here im another persona.

Its alot of fun.

>>26662237
This.

So what type of person/game/console gets the top floor suites and who gets the poverty housing in the basement?

>>26662426
play shitty games

>>26662426
What else? Video Games.

>>26662426

Admitting every console has it's good and bad points

>>26662426
Vidya gaem competitions.

Fightan game tournaments, racing games, speed runs, how far you can get in (insert amount of time here).

>>26662464
Oh, you're a guy. Don't bother pretending, faggot,

you rage, you lose

>>26662354
Well, you could just make a mask.

Then again, people might think you're a terrorist. Or worse, a clown.

>>26662391
Divide the mansion into two clans.

The rage
The trolls

Have daily contests of vidya, vidya knowledge and other shit to determine who goes out to vote.

>>26662480
so you lift a gun to your head and shoot every time you change your social circle?

>>26662503

PS3 owners get the poverty basement because of no money

I'd be the guy running up and down the halls looking for people to play the newest generic Korean grindan with me. Every day.

It would probably be awkward for the first couple of days, then eventually someone would do something CUHRAAZY and it would be non stop laughs

>>26662524
If a situation like this ever comes up, which it probably won't, I hope you say the same thing for me.

>>26662524
That never stopped anyone from wearing women's clothing before.

>>26662575
heh..

I would eat some chips and then grab everyones controller and just smear my hands everyfuckingwhere.

> areyouwinning.jpg
everyday

>>26662388
That would acctualy make you a candidate for the final round of the survivor show.
Nobody is gonna vote off the guy who can make food.
No matter how much of a jerk he may be.

>>26662647
I hate you

It'd actually be pretty normal since /v/ would no longer be Anons and the threat of a real ass kicking if you act too much like a fag.

>>26662388
I would poison the cooking, not with deadly poison but with stuff like Laxatives.

>>26662647
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

>>26662723
Skinny white boys boxing?
FUCK YEAH

>>26662725
viagra

>>26662480
>dress all scene

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

i would love it, a chance to finally kick all your faggot asses.

IM LOOKING AT YOU CROAGUNK.

>>26662752
yea, cuz whity is scared of blackie chan

Imagine that picture, but on fire.

there you go

Faggots would take the Wiimote batterys for their lasertag pillow fort wars.

I would try to make two of the biggest/strongest(or tallest/fattest) friends and then have them to protect me. I don't trust most of you faggots

>>26662781
>lasertag pillow fort wars

You didn't invite /k/, did you?

>>26662723

as if any of us would actually be able to DELIVER said ass-kicking.

also, i'd be the guy who annoyed everyone else with his shitty taste in music

>>26662229

so we'd be a vault-tec experiment it seems

>>26662174
>>26662197
10/10 from me because you dumb motherfuckers fell for his trolling of acting like a bad troll

>>26662802
if /k/ was invited we would end up stealing their guns and killing each other.

This what would happen.

From several months ago, when we had the same exact thread.

I'd imagine there would be left 4 dead type graffiti on the walls.

the one or two females that lurk on /v/ would be doomed.
but it would still be awsome on a weird way, i think it would actually work out.

the day /v/ is put into a mansion, is the day they decide to bomb the mansion...I'm a paranoid fucker...enjoy your bomb

>>26662866
Isn't at least half of /v/ gay though?

>>26662725
Fuck off from my kitchen. If you want to shit your pants, go do it in the nintendo wing. You'll fit right in.

>>26662852

But Spore DOES suck.

I would beat the living shit out of Nigba, Croagunk and The /v/ Police/Poleesh/Polizei. Or at least try to.

I'd make friends with a few of the members and make fun of the majority of other people, especially the consolefriends. We'd play games amongst eachother, and every now and then invite other people to play, if we're down a few people. I'd expect to meet with certain people in the mansion if I'm craving 34 of a certain character and pay them off to keep quiet about it.

Ahh, what an adventure it would be.

I see this ending well. Nobody would be anonymous so there wouldn't be as many douchebags.

batteries would be sold like crack/coke.
multiplayer would suck at first but people adapt to eachother in a closed envirnoment, so we would end up...

...having fun

It'd be a great sitcom.

>>26662926
I can draw...but its going to cost a pretty penny...


OH SWEET A PENNY! THANKS! ITS SO PRETTY!

at first, we would all just act normal with one another, just like we do in RL with other people. But eventually, we'll realize that this is the same ol' /v/, just offline.

And that's when the shit would hit the fan.

>>26662926
tripfags would try to make an eitist group that think they run the place.

Needless to say a strict beat the shit out of tripfags rle would be enforced by anon

>>26663010
wut anon? wouldn't we all be tripfags then?

When I go to the bathroom, I'll bring my DS and play it for about 20-30 minutes while the rest of you piss/shit your pants.

>>26663010
There won't be any anon, and I don't plan on doing anything like that. I try not to act like I'm better or worse than any anon on /v/.

>>26663010

"XDDDDanon is legion rofl" doesn't work too well when half the Anonymous posters think that shit is fucking stupid.

Anyone who actually hates tripfags really needs to stop taking 4chan so seriously. You're the reason why /b/ is MySpace and /v/ is /b/

>>26663084
HOLD IT.
There is clearly a contradiction in Mr. Minamimoto's statement.

>make fun of the majority of other people
>I try not to act like I'm better or worse than any anon on /v/

itd just get split into different clans

those with no social skills hiding in their locked and dimly lit rooms would just be bothered each month for rent

there wouldnt be all out war but slowly each clan just ignores the other clans until there's so much infighting in the clans that people start to move out until theres not enough rent money and we all disband

Well, guise, let's start saving up and buy a mansion~

;33333333333333333333333333

MASKS FOR ANONS...

there would never be an elitist group...just tourneyfags...other than that, we all would hate eachothers opinion on videogames.

everyone would lock themselves in separate rooms, only leaving to supp at the dining hall in silence. At night the halls would fill with the sound of gentle crying as everyone hugs their pillows and imagines Samus in their arms. Suicides would abound, and the lower half of the mansion would go to all the twelve year olds and tripfags.

>>26663136
HOLD IT JUST A MINUTE

I can't joke around about people without seeming conceited?

/v/ in one mansion?
that'd be like /v/ault 69.. majority of girls

>>26663136
thats Sho for you, mister defcon over there would try to conquer the mansion

You know, the idea seems so childish yet it seems so /v/.

Living in a huge house together...

Used to think about this except with my old school.

It would be a laugh as long as no faggots ran around pulling retarded pranks like waking me up when im getting my beauty sleep or shaving eyebrows off.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>26663269
...what? Are you shaving your eyebrows and painting in new ones?

>>26663247
You know, I've been seeing you around a lot lately. I don't like what I've seen. Are you a britfag child who just got out of school or someone who can't type worth a shit? The world may never know.

The weeaboos you see postiing their setups on /v/ who have inexplicably tidy houses would constantly be at odds with filthy /v/ poop socking and tossing wrappers and shit on the floor.

>>26663350
nevermind, now I get what you meant...I thought for a second you meant you were shaving off your own eyebrows

>>26663385
Nothing wrong with that, I could use some help with tidyness.

>>26663372
I just don't give a shit.

That would be a fun idea, but I'd probably just stay in my room so that I wouldn't bother anybody with my extreme ugliness.

I would be closer on my quest to consume every single one of you.

*Meanwhile in the mansion*

PC user: "FUCK!!!! FUUUUCCKING COCKS!!! WHY IS VISTA SO BALLS FOR LAN?!"

Console user: *lol pc gaming is dead"

*Slapfest with plenty of pulling of hair and crying ensures*

can we invite /g/? they can fix our computers and stuff.

It would probably be like it is in real life, with the skinny and good looking bros getting popular and the fat and ugly bros staying in their rooms due to the fact they don't want people staring at them.

>>26663269
Now matter how hard you try.
Nobody buys the fact you are a woman.

>>26663501
>consume

>>26663501
HIGHLANDER!! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!! Eat the brains of a fellow /v/, get better at video games. FUCK YEA!

>>26663530
No they fucking cant, they're worthless.

This would be fucking awesome. I see nothing wrong with this plan.

>>26663541
I don't know about that.
The fat and ugly guys would probably be sticking together playing games together since they obviously don't have to worry about a fellow fatass judging them.

>>26663555
FUCK YEAR

>>26663530
they'll probably try to install Linux or change our pcs for macs so no.

>>26663588
Doubtful. If you know any fat and ugly people you know that they try and avoid each other. They don't even like themselves.

>>26663555
Do you seriously believe that anyone here is actually "good" at video games?

I'm not living in a mansion with all the faggots of /v/.

I can barely stand you on the internet.

I'll stay in a wing with only the people who like video games, /v/ can have the rest of the mansion.

>>26663630
Well I am.

We should totally invite /a/.

>>26663612
>>26663563
>>26663530

HAY /v/ WE INSTALLED UBUNTU ON ALL YOUR COMPUTERS!!!

>>26663630
thats why you build opon it...but I guess if you stack shit on shit, you still got shit...huh?

Can I bring my dog? Pic related, it looks like my dog

>>26663630
If you ate a /v/irgin chances are you would actually become worse at videogames.

awesome

>>26663653
Did you ever think that most of /v/ are half-decent people who just act like they do because they're on 4chan?

I sure do, just about everyone from 4chan I've talked to are just fine, mostly-normal people.

>>26663663
I don't know...last time /v/e didn't pay enough attention to /a/...we're merely communicating through /c/, /a/'s little sister.

>>26663691
To elaborate on your poop metaphor:

Maybe you're proud of how much you can shit, and how smooth and brown your shit is when it's in the bowl. Hell, you might even consider it a skill.

But it's not a skill you should ever tell others about, because the likelihood of them considering it as cool as you do is nil.

>>26663773

I firmly believe that regular posters of /v/ aren't assholes in real life.

So I guess I would have a blast with you people <3

I would grab as many eggs as possible, and whenever some moron makes a retarded opinion I would throw it at the persons face/console and shout "SAGE".

/a/ is a bunch of insufferable faggots. Imagine this:

We come home to the mansion and want to play the vidya. "NO", says /a/, "WE MUST WATCH NARUTO AND BLEACH"

"Okay", says /v/, in an effort to at least tolerate them.

The next day, /v/ wants to play games. "NO!", says /a/, "the common room is for the anime club"

A few days of these assholes doing this eventually leads to a massive bitchfight where people throw sofa cushions at each others and the fat guy with asthma falls into a bookshelf and knocks over all the manga.

Then fucking /tg/ comes up from the cellar to see what all the commotion is, and we regret ever having invited /a/ in the first place.

>>26663663
I would have invited /a/ six months ago. I probably would have invited /a/ even two months ago. But today's /a/? Fuck no. Keep them as far away from me as possible. It's horrible in /a/ right now, some of the worst shit I've seen on 4chan. Every other thread is a recommendation thread, a thread about the big 3 shonen, a metathread or a "blah blah is a slut let me commence my imagedump XD" thread. The rest of the threads are either about Akikan, Toradora or MARIA+HOLIC. Give them their own mansion so I can burn it to the ground and hopefully eradicate them all forever.

>>26663951
you forgot the cutesy shit too. you can't browse /a/ without seeing 50 cutesy RAKI SUTA KAWAI DESU^^; anime. it's awful

>>26663928
>implying that /a/ actually reads manga

>>26662283
dude, i don't pretend to be different on the 1nt3rn3t, momma wlays told me to stay true to my latin roots so i don't let it water down

h4l0 4 lyf3

>>26663993
Yeah well there's that shit, even though that's not quite as annoying as everything else I've mentioned. If it was just that, I could stand /a/.

>>26663753
GOD DAMN, JUST STOP POSTING.

YOU CONTRIBUTE NOTHING BUT STUPIDITY.

>>26664003
The manga belongs to /trv/, who isn't at the mansion at the time. But they'll be pissed when they come home.

>>26663951
Big 3 shonen being One Piece, Naruto and Bleach?

>>26663928

half /tg/ is actually about vidya game threads.

I'd love to play some games with you guys. Wurm was an example of how awesome it would be.
Until you faggots that still attend /b/ showed up. You could be dealt with in person though.

>>26664039
i trolled them mercilessly with a "naruto is gar and best manga ever"

TOO EASY

im a bad troll

>>26664074
Mostly Naruto and Bleach.

>>26664049
so do you...

kawidesu~~

thread derail in 5 4 3 2 OH WAIT

IM A GIRL GAMER. I WOULD GAME WITH YOU. BUT I DONT LIKE FAT PEOPLE OR SKINNY BEATNECKED FAGGOTS.

>>26664427
wat

It'd be pretty fun once the raging idiots killed each other.

>>26664427
Agreed fellow woman. Let us bask in the glory of our matronhood and put ourselves above the base impulses of man and their violent ways.

btw wahts ur msn

>>26664541
pls dont say that i lov u

HERP DURR IM A FEMALE GAMUR AND WOULD NOT HAVE SEX WITH ANY OF U.

>>26664576
Good deal, how about some video games then?

>>26664560

>>26664586
Do you have halo or gears of war

>>26664586
...MAYBE. Which ones?

>>26662092
DISNEYLAND!!

>>26664735
FUCK YEAR

SUPER FUN PARTY TIME

One of you fags better remember your konata costume.

I wanna play pretend :3

>>26664609
>>26664614
Ummm...D...D-Defcon?

>>26664973
Sure! You seem kinda shy though, you sure you're not going to run away or pass out at the sight of a GIRL GAMUR?

>>26665042
Haha, c-c'mon...who's really that lame?

>>26662146

I actually pooped a little from laughing after I read this.

>>26665121
You'd be suprsied. I know of a guy who is genuinely afraid of women. I hugged him and he screamed and desperately tried to escape. It was hilarious.

>>26665245
ZETTA PUSSY

Us microstuds would have our own weight lifting club and panty raiding crew.

>>26665278
Out of curiosity, why do you even have those images saved?

>>26665245
hes just doing that to seem "cute"

Watch as all the emo bitches d'aww over him.

decent tactic.

>>26665441
because hes the fucking sho.

>>26665441
For the sake of having reactions for the character that I trip as.

no internet for nobody, the shit would collapse with so many people trying to get to the same page

we can party all night long, smoke pot, talk about games, real troll fights with blood and guts

also, we can beat the shit out of tripfags like akagi

>>26665245

I'm not really afraid of women so long as I don't have to do anything.

>>26665477
He really isn't. He's pissed himself in pure fear before, and the emowhores hate him.

>>26665507
...how many do you actually have? I mean are we talking a few basic reaction images or do you have like every expression you could find?

POSTIN THE 4CHAN HOUSE

>>26665608

instead of someone posting a thread, there would be announcements on screens all over the mansion, and someone would post a video that would immediately pop up when linked. Enjoy your rick rolls and SUCH A KAWAII MORNING DESU~~~

>>26665608
Mind you, I don't save any of the Sho porn, as literally all of it is gay.

Well, we'd all save a lot of money on games, that's for sure.

>>26665718
...impressive, I think. I'm sure the ladies love you.