"You wanna a piece of meat, boy?!"
- Space Marine from Starcraft

>Gordon freeman actually never speaks

So he just had some fun with him, Breen is a troll

Half Life 2 had too many forth wall breaking moments. That quote is one. If Gordon actually existed he'd have to have done something, but since I'm a video game character, all I do is destroy.

Also how Gordon is more interested in hanging out with Alyx (who acts like an 11 year old girl even though she looks like an adult, which makes me think she must be some kind of mentally challenged person), than pursuing science.

MAGET

"Whatever..." - Squall from FFVIII

"Inna goda da vida baby"

-Postal

>>26283647
>drbrens.jpg
>Half Life, an old platformer

'Need a dispenser here!' -Scout from TF2

>Dr. Brens
>Half Life, an old platformer.
>"You wanna a piece of meat, boy?!"

ALMOST.

"That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich! "

Barry Burton, Resident Evil

"I'm going to rip your head off and shit down your neck" - Doom 3 Space Marine

mariooo

luigiii

>Dr. Brens from Half Life, an old platformer

"ESEDASQUOODAA AAAAAARRRRRRRGH!!!"

-Sangheili from Halo...

Way too obvious attempt.

"After I kill you, I will rape your corpse. Don't worry, I'll be gentle." - Anhaedra from Morrowind.

>>26283839
Get on the freakin point, dumbass!

"My life for hire"
-Protoss Zealot

"Brother!... We. Missed. You" - Solid Ocelot, MGS4.

"I need a weapon"

- Master Chief from Halo, an old strategy game

Need a light?
Firebat

'I life to serve' - Mech from Warhammer.

My life for hire - Protoss unit from starcraft 64(an old strategy game)

>>26283749

>>26283890
>hire

7/10

>>26283890
AIUR GODDAMNIT.

"He must have an infinite hax on those bird seeds!"

"Wow, what a nice looking ladder."
"It's a Step-ladder, not a ladder!!"
"Oh well EXCUSE ME, Mrs. Know-it-all"

>Also how Gordon is more interested in hanging out with Alyx (who acts like an 11 year old girl even though she looks like an adult, which makes me think she must be some kind of mentally challenged person), than pursuing science.

I... what?

>>26283890
oh you

>>26283647
This is a troll. I know this because Half-life doesnt say anything in this game and that quote is from Halo.

"Okay."
-Peasant, Warcraft II

>>26283840

MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Gordon does talk, it's just left to the players imagination.

Oh, and Gordon literally hasn't created anything of worth, he had only just completed his PHD when he was assigned to Black Mesa.

fuck this is not a meme, it was kinda funny when someone did the protoss thing a long time ago but then you faggots ruined it

"How appropriate, you fight like a cow."
-Guybrush Threepwood from The Secret of Monkey Island, an old Harvest Moon clone

"Oh my god JC, a bomb."

- Jack from Deus X

"Na naa nanana nana na na na na na na na naaa"
-The master of all space, from Katamari Damacy, an old puzzle game.

"Do a barrel roll"

Peppy - Star Fox 64

I'm going to kick your ass, faggot. - Ristar

Excuse me, do you know where i can find some sailors?

Ryo Hazuki Shenmue

CAVE VIPERS ROCK!


-Botch, from Fallout: Episode 3

"So we are going through Carentan and this fat kraut officer pops out right above where the army is marching; he must have been hiding out or something I mean the whole town had been cleared out. Anyway, this fat kraut pulls back with a potato masher. Me and boogie man were 400-500 yards away, I just had time to open my mouth and BOOM! One shot! This kraut just explodes... I mean- explodes! I figure boogie man must have hit the guys grenade, then BAM! Sausage meat everywhere! So brass thinks he must have planed it somehow so no medal and they still might court marshal him."
American rifleman - Company of Heroes.

'Whatever.' - Squall Leonharts.

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

"I've covered wars y'know"

We've watched while the stars burned out, and creation played in reverse. The universe frezing in half light.

Once I thought to escape. To end a master, step out of thepath of collapse. Escape would make us god.

Yet I cannot help remember one enigma. A hybrid, elusive destroyer. This is the only mystery I have not solved. The only element unaccounted for.

Even S'bhuth is no more. He saved his entire race, but in the end, frozen by despair, he joined the chaos he sought to escape.

But you were dead a thousand times. Hopeless encounters successfully won. A man long dead, grafted to machines your builders did not understand. You follow the path, fitting into an infinte patter. Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time. I know who you are.

You are destiny.

>>26283647
"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck".
FF7

>>26283857
More like DN3D...

Famous quotes: "In A.D. 2101, war was beginning"...

OBJECTION! ....That was...objectionable.

*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*
- Mr Game and Watch from Mr Game and Watch

"HADOUKEN"

Liu Kang from Mortal Kombat 2 super fast

>>26284028
lol Ryo is such an idiot

HYPER UPPERCOUT

"I lead, you listen"
-Ayn Rand, from Biochalk.

I've got balls of steel.

>>26284025
i lold so hard.

>>26284090

I don't remember any of those lines quoted by the Tau.

I think it's too early in the morning to be talking about Gothic Architecture. -Conker from Conker, A RTS.

"Caimen here, everything's fine"

Lylat Wars - An old simulator

"IT BURNS!!! AAAAAAH AAAAAAH AAAAAAAH AAAAAAH!"

Caleb from old shootan gaem

>>26284136
Tiger up your cunt

>>26284136
ITS UPRYCUT YOU GIGANTIC FAGGOT

SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE

I AM SINISTAR! BEWARE I LIVE! RUN COWARD! I HUNGER! RUN RUN RUN! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

'Double Nigger' - Dr Eggman.

"You'll never win Ganon, now prepare to fight and die with all your might!!!!"
-Zelda, from The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, an old game about masks.

"Need black cape pliss."

-XXsephirothXX7, Gaia Online

Six kills, more than enough to move anything that bullets.

-Revolving Ocelot from Solid Metal Gear

I punched the air when he said this. It's so perfectly stupid.

>'Tell me Doctor, you have destroyed so much but what have you created? Can you name even one thing?
I thought not.'

>No. But I have destroyed evil, what is wrong with that?
is what Gordon should say.

Srsly, the quote is just motherfucking stupid. It's like when you watch a movie, and you say "Damn, X can't act" and someone says "Well do it better yourself then instead of complaining!" just because they are fans of whatever just got insulted.

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum." - That guy from Doom

"In lemans terms; speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."
GLaDOS from Portal.

"a favorable outcome I reckon" -eyepatch man, MGS2 Sons of the Patriots

If you think HL2 or any video game that isn't Halo 3 or Madden is famous then you need to think again.

"THE CAKE IS A LIE XD"

-Gladbag from Portals, an old puzzle game

lol phantom train

'Wololo' - an old unit from Age of Mythology.

>>26284221
>>26284214
>>26284136
It's "HAVE AN APRICOT," dumbasses.

>>26284327
>eyepatch man
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

'You can wax on wax off all day, I'm still kicking your ass.' - Jeen from Deity Limb, an old tennis sim.

>>26284327
Fuck FUCK I almost pee myself with this one HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

let me think one... Oh I got one!

DAMN SPLOICERS! - System Shock 2 fallout waterworld 3 mod - an old game about clones and wuold you kindly.. also beeeees

THEY CAME.. FROM.. BEHIND!

Brofist to the first to figure this out.

>>26283749
There is only one kind of space marines fagget

"I will cut you as a chicken." - Suited sneaker, cooperative battle bases the second.

>>26284291
>No. But I have destroyed evil, what is wrong with that?
>is what Gordon should say.
No, just no.

>>26284637
warcraft 3, flying machine

obviously originally from star wars

>>26283647
HOPE.
He created hope!

>>26284637
dwarf helicopter from wc3

>>26284781
>>26284905

UR MAH BROS. This saying has been stuck in my head since I first heard it years back; I'll never be rid of it.

>>26284824
And he probably invented BONK.

>>26284637
Dying dwarf helicopter, Warcraft 3?

BLESS US ZERRRRRG

Protoss from WarCraft in Space

"When he stops smiling is the day we remember his smile.

"Harman...the world won't change. All it does is turn.
Now, let's dance."

"I just locked an open door... strange, yet symbolically compelling."

Grim Fandango - some JRPG eith i shit plot

THIS THREAD


IS BANANAS

"Itchy.... tasty..."

Some dude, Resident Evil

>>26285198
ohh god i remember that

how does a zombie write

HA! HU! HEH! HAA! - Sora, Kingdom Hearts.

>>26285149
Killer 7 had a bunch of kickass quotes

>>26284090
Do you know what kind of hat I'm wearing?

A party hat; you don't get one. An honor will this party be, a party in your honor, for your honor. Some of Tfear's personal guards are going to be there. You'll be introduced shortly.

Prepare to die.

>"We must defeat the dwarves!"
>"Ugh… we are the dwarves!" "Oh.."
A short man from a classical triple.

>>26285162

How the fuck is Grim Fandango a JRPG.

Seriously, kill yourself.

>>26283647
>an old platformer

So subtle.. 2/10 for provoking around 3 responses.

Meanwhile..

"I think I hear somebody building diaper changing station" Heavy, TF2

CONTACT

OH NO ONE...IS DOWN

THIS IS TWO...TAKING COMMAND

SOLDIER...IS HISTORY

DAMN, TWO...IS DOWN

THIS IS THREE TAKING COMMAND...I SAY AGAIN...THREE TAKING COMMAND

-Operation Flashpoint, an old fps

"Take it like a man, shorty." - Engineer from Team Fortress 2, and old RTS

>>26284497
Thats a nice picture.

>>26283647

>>26285410
trolled

"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!" - Just about every guard in Fallout 3.

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture.

YOU ARE GOOD DOCTOR-Heavy

>>26285437

SAY AGAIN

"All your base are belong to us"

From Graddius, a side scrolling shooter

ME NOT THAT KIND OF ORC

-Orc from Warcraft 3, an old MMO

"my life for ner'zhul"
-protoss cultist from starcraft expansion

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE

"Dammit Otacon get a grip"

"It is the nature of man to make monsters. And it is the nature of monsters to undo their makers." - Harlan Wade, F.E.A.R (also repeated in FEAR 2)

I just love that freaking line because it applies to so many things beyond F.E.A.R.

"I'm sorry Mario, but our princess is in another castle."

--Mushroom Guy, Super Mario 1

She's got a smile that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything
Was as fresh as the bright blue sky
Now and then when I see her face
She takes me away to that
special place
And if I stared too long
I'd probably break down and cry

Sweet child o' mine
Sweet love of mine

She's got eyes of the bluest skies
As if they thought of rain
I hate to look into those eyes
And see an ounce of pain
Her hair reminds me
of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by

Sweet child o' mine
Sweet love of mine

Where do we go
Where do we go now
Where do we go
Sweet child o' mine

-Audiosurf

"That's one doomed space marine!" - Juke Nukelots from Juke Nukelots 3D, a new first person shoot things game (FPST for short)

>>26283749
>"You wanna a piece of meat, boy?!"
Back when I watched the SC2 trailer the first time, I was certain the guy was gonna say that.

"You, sir, are and idiot. :)"

/b/, final boss of the Interwebs

"YAHOOO!" - Luigi, Super Luigi 64 a famous FPS.

"I hate niggers"

-Hideo Kojima on the controversy generated by his new Resident Evil game

For King and Country

Spy - Red Alert (an old RPG)

>>26283647
the funny think it it's valve pissing on their own game, it's their fucken fault you've only got shit to destroy.

ITT: misheard/butchered quotes

>>26284327
This is good, isn't it?

>>26287101
>Hideo Kojima on the controversy generated by his new Resident Evil game

>>26284497
Oh god, that one had me laughing.

"I've joined this team only to kill maggets like you!"

Soldier from Team Fortress 2, an old JRPG

DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TO????????

RUN COWARD

BEWARE I LIVE

"Yellow Wizard needs food badly!"

-Creepy voice that follows us everywheres

>>26287502
;_;

I SHALL END YOU

>>This thread

Best.

HEY CATCH ME LATER, I'LL BUY YOU A BEER.

I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
-Gestahl, the main antagonist's sidekick in Dragon Quest VI

""If fighting is sure to lead to victory, then you must fight!" Sun Tzu said that and I think he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal. Because he invented it and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor." Soldier, Team Fortress 2.

"Badabi tam tam bapadidiadadaaa" - Total Annilhilation. +sing

"What goods an honest soldier if he can ordered to act like a terrorist"

JC Denton
You know what game now reinstall

All your base are belong to us

Orks iz made fer fighting!

>>26284708

DOIN IT WRONG. There's always one faggot in any misquoted game thread who just replaces the title of a game with synonyms. Fucking idiot.

STOP! DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR! - Leon Kennedy, Silent Hill 4: The Room

THIS THREAD IS RETARD

>>26287915
Leon was in SH?

NOT EVEN DEATH CAN SAVE YOU FROM ME - Diablo, a starcraft clone.

"numbah nie im medda man"

-metal man from mega man z

Hoydunken

-Ryu from Street Fighter

"What a shame."
- Some dick in Deus Ex

"Yes, that's locked, and yes, I can see you eying it."

I love this thread

FALCON PUNCH! - Falco, Starfox Adventure

"The human being created civilization not because of willingness but of a need to be assimilated into higher orders of structure and meaning."

"God was a dream of good government."

"You will soon have your God, and you will make it with your own hands."

Morpheus - Deus Ex

"Engineer is credit to the team!"
-Heavy Weapons Man, Team Fortress 2

"can you hear the voice of sephiroth?"

binbag from FF7

Are you Ken?

- Kamehameha from SF2

BAWLZ OF STEEL
- duke nukem?

"Mommy's legs . . ."
-Lucca, Chrono Trigger.

"MAGGOTS" - Soldier from team fortress 2, an old platformer.

on intercom at house entrance:
someone: "Who is there?"
Caleb: "Everybody dies!"
someone "Cool, come in"
---> Blood 2 The Chosen

And since that was a dialog, another cool one:
"Baken bacon"
---> the Duke

"If they're old enough to walk they're old enough for cock." - Zach Braff on toddler rape.

Man committed a sin, disturbing the life cycle of nature.
The original that man is responsible to.
To protECT dA LOAIFF cycle.