You're soon locally known in the town, you're soon known in the bars and clubs. People will start talk about you, they'll say "man I meet those 4 guys yesterday, they rocked man, one of them even gave all 7 of us a drink for free", this way they'll probably introduce you to their friends.


One day, your "love of you life" (The friendzone one) will hear about this group of guys that totally rocks, and she'll say "wait isn't that <name>? Huh it is!" then when she's sitting around you and your friends, talk to her as if she's just like any other girl you've met, no special treatment, just be a little more to her friends than her.

Soon her friends will say "Wasn't he the guy you said had a crush you"... girls always shares that shit, she'll say "yeah it was" or "I dunno really" depending on her personality but her friend will reply with this "Why would you throw him away?/I would definitely not let that chance slip " and then you got her.

You're popularity has gained you a certain feeling inside her, she'll become interested because you're somehow unfamiliar and cool, not that sympathetic mr. nice guy she chatted with over MSN every time her dad didn't give her enough money for new clothes, and she'll ask if you wanted to do something together, but WAIT! Here you say "Oh man, I'm just so booked at the time being, but I'll see if I can squeeze you in because I honestly want to relax a little"

Just keep being your false-you until you're sure she's with you. Then you can relax for real.

OR JUST DON'T BE A FUCKING LOSER AND WIN GIRLS THAT WAY

Greatest GTA protagonist or greatest

not video games

>high-five

>>25980290
Or just don't get all tense around girls. Just act relaxed, and don't be weird.

saged. reported

But I'm not a bro.

I would rather being a contributing member of society and make friends/get a girlfriend that way. I don't want to be a public nuisance.

Protip: Get a fucking job and improve your image. Wear something you wouldn't usually. Hell, get a girld to pick out a jacket for you. You'll get a fucking massive confidence boost.

But I'm gay. This completely removes the social anxiety around women that a lot of people have, but it becomes kind of awkward for me to hit on people both because my gaydar is a little rusty from disuse and I'm not as.. well-maintained as a lot of gay guys are.

I'M NOT READING THIS

>You need to get some friends hooked up on your plan
>friends

>/v/

Sorry, but why the fuck do strangers deserve to get free drinks from me?

Buying shit for people doesn't make friends. I bought some copies of TF2/Stalker/Half Life for /v/, I don't have anymore friends because of it.

Although, the fact that I don't want to be friends with someone who visits /v/ is a given.

>>25980538
As much as I already hate OP, just think about it.

You meet these guys at a bar, you talk to them and then suddenly onr of them says "You know what? I'll give all of you a drink".

I'd fucking appreciate/remember that.

tl;dr

>>25980457
So you're a normal person? That's arguably better than the 'uber well-maintained to the point of ugnliness' gay guy.

>>25980616
No, all that portrays is that you're a try hard guy. Sure, I buy my friends drinks from time to time, but not for total strangers. When it comes to women it's even worse. You'll just be another one of the hundred guys who's asked to buy her a drink the same night.

sorry OP, I'm gay.

TOMMY! Been too long.

>>25980792
Except that he/she didn't ask you.

You know, OP, that is probably the best guide I have ever seen for this type of thing on /v/. Usually it's the basic shit of "BUY THE GIRL SHIT, STOP PLAYING VIDYERS, GET A JOB, SHOWER" which isn't going to work most of the time. This guide probably would work, but it would have to be done is a fairly small community, like a university, as average cities are too big to make a name for yourself really.

None the less, sage for none /v/ related. /r9k/ is the board for this.

>>25980719

Yeah, pretty much. I guess I'm worried everyone I show even the slightest bit of sexual interest in will be repulsed. I mean my hygiene is good and I try to dress well, but I am a little overweight.

I guess it's the same as anything, it just comes down to confidence. But I've been trying to eat less.. Even if I don't really lose any more weight at least I'll feel better, and that can't hurt, right?

nerds aren't outgoing enough to do any of the above, faggot.

>>25980830
it's easier for us gays, we just find other fags who like video games.

You know, one of the reasons I love this place is how clearly yet unintentionally socially inept /v/ shows itself to be.

"Why would I buy strangers drinks?" Because genius, it shows that you're not stingy and poor. Those are very negative things, by the way. No, this isn't some RPG where you buy someone a drink for 10G and they immediately pull something out of their pocket to advance your quest, it's more subtle than that.

>>25980290
That's what he's talking about.

>>25980387
This will not get you women. Women have an insane jungle gym obstacle course of mental requirements that need to be met before you can actually attempt to get one, the least of which on the list of four thousand entries is "not be weird".

>>25980439
How is having a job relevant to making friends and girlfriends other than income? You should never date a coworker at a job you plan to stay at for very long, and making friends at work is fine, but if all your friends are from work that's kind of lame.

>>25980862
I don't really get what you're trying to say here

i for one, actually hate bros. gb2 your fraternity

>>25981029
>You should never date a coworker at a job you plan to stay at for very long, and making friends at work is fine, but if all your friends are from work that's kind of lame.
I didn't say you should do that.

>How is having a job relevant to making friends and girlfriends other than income?
How is having an income NOT relevant to making friend and girlfriends?

>>25980792
So your solution is to stand out by not showing interest? Good plan. You tell me how that works.

No, you stand out by being one of the hundreds of guys that bought her a drink, being attractive, and saying the right things to her afterwards.

hahaha, dating tips ON MY /v/? not on my watch.

>>25981029
Funny you should say that. Things doesn't work the way they do in movies. You don't just buy someone a drink and they want to be your friend. If you get to know people, you can buy them drinks, and yes, it does show that you're not stingy. However, if you do it right off the bat, it just lowers your value compared to theirs. Also, buying people drinks won't nearly have as much effect as just generally being a cool guy to hang around with.

>>25981113
It is, but you were talking about "being a productive member of society instead" as if what this guy was talking about isn't what productive members of society do. This is how you parlay your income into friends and girlfriends. You don't just get a good job, work all day, come home and jerk off and have people knock on your door.

>>25981029

>How is having a job relevant to making friends and girlfriends other than income?

You've obviously never had a girlfriend that wasn't over the internet. Imagine being a girl and getting this response when you ask a guy if he wants to go to the movies:
"Well, I don't know. I mean, my moms angry at me so I wouldn't be able to pay for any of it"

Wow this sound like some real life quest.

remember to always be yourself - unless you suck

>>25981163
Read the book called "The Game". Otherwise you'll clearly loose it

>>25981238
Well, you're right. It's not a silver bullet, you still have to not be a faggot.

If you already have that "not being a faggot" thing down, buying drinks is a good way to get attention and grease the wheels.

the girl I want doesnt drink though :3

>>25981308
I loost it already.

Why is the OP telling me to act black?