This guy again ? He hastt post a vid in months.

>I don't need a publisher, that's not the issue. I must become a licensed developer to have a licensed game with licensed tools.
I'm not asking Nintendo to publish my game- they aren't a publisher for third party titles. Many publishers are interested in "bob's game."
All I'm asking from them is that they allow me to purchase a DVD with the software I need to get my game into retail shrinkwrap.

Publishers != Developers
It needs playtested, debugged etc.
One guy can't do that for a commercial game.

>>25305150
He's doing a 100 day lock-in.

The original Prince of Persia was made by one person. :O

1. Terrible graphics. Shit looks like a weeaboo's version of Secret of Evermore.

2. Retarded characters. Goths and sceners and punks. How fucking original.

3. This guy is mentally unbalanced. He alternates between begging Nintendo and threatening to destroy them.

When/if this game is released as homebrew NOBODY WILL GIVE A FUCK. The few people at Nintendo who had the misfortune of coming into contact with this idiot will chuckle.

This guy needs a fuckton of humility.

>In the meantime, I'm working on the Android, iPhone, and OpenPandora ports for 100 days straight.
These platforms are awesome! Yuu doesn't even need a publisher! What a great idea!
I'm also looking into XBLA and Steam, thanks to everyone who suggested it!


BOO HOO
That's why Steam, XBLA, iPhone/iPod games exist.

he needs more pooper

>Nintendo
wat
I knew that he wanted a publisher, but Nintendo ? Pfff
And that ridiculous thing of locking himself...at first I liked his game and how weird he is, but this went from weird to some kind of mental disorder.
This guy is a shame for indie devs.

fuck bob's game

fred's game is where it's at

>>25305206
When did he start it?

>>25305329
He "needs" a developer kit from Nintendo to get it published.

The problem is, he's missing the magical step between game and publisher i.e. the developer
He has developed the game, but one person isn't enough for a large game to be sold in stores.

>>25305364
Says "stage 26" on his marquee.

>>25305404
Oh well, but that locking himself thing is childish/retarded.

>>25305292
>1. Terrible graphics. Shit looks like a weeaboo's version of Secret of Evermore.

So basically it is Secret of Evermore.

>I am far better than Miyamoto, Itoi, Kojima, Carmack, and Wright COMBINED.

Chucklingelvenlad.jpg

>>25305484
The whole thing is.
If his game is that good, a studio would take it in.
That's who he needs to apply to.

>This guy is claiming his game would increase piracy since it's a "killer app" and would be the best reason to own a flash cart.

This guy had a huge fucking ego problem.

This guy is sick.

What the fuck will locking yourself in a room accomplish? What a fucking mentally retarded moron.

Pixel beats the shit out of him

Does he really plan on calling it bob's game?
or is that like a 'codename'?

He's a douche. He's full of himself, and he's calling his game the best game ever made.

After watching the trailer and the rest of his videos I can't help but laugh. His game looks like habbo hotel and the protagonist is spiky haired pale skinned teenager with a Japanese name.

I won't give it a final judgment until I actually play it, but from what I've seen so far it looks like shit.

>>I am far better than Miyamoto, Itoi, Kojima, Carmack, and Wright COMBINED.
And that's why they're the CEOs of multimillion/billion dollar companies, and you're a lonely, weeaboo faggot.

yea i'd totally download it and play it on my r4

I bet if this game did get released, everyone would just fucking pirate it.

Zun and Pixel were here.
Bob is a faggot and his game sucks.

>>25305626

Apparently that's the final name...Since the faggot's too in love with himself to change the title to something that's actually appealing.

This.

Really, there's nothing else to say, the guy's an unoriginal hack that thinks that just because he made his game OMFG ALONE.

Guess what faggot, just because you spent like 15000 hours making a big game doesn't mean it's any good.

This guy's an attention whore, and his game looks like crap.

I hope Nintendo tells him to fuck right off. Then he can cry on livejournal and kill himself.

He has worked on it for 5 years.
Was he ever completely sane?

>>25305847
Who is Zun? What'd he make?

Jesus Christ, what a fucking baby.

>>25305847
This.
A lot of Indie/Doujin devs create games by themselves.
This dude talks like if he was the only dev that works by himself or something.
And he has some kind of mental disorder.

>>25305974

A series of good, but terribly overhyped shooting games with one of the world's biggest and most irritating fanbases.

This guy's just a talentless faggot multitasking on making subpar visuals (AT BEST) and boring gameplay, to name a few.

I really hope his food resources run dry and he rots in his 100 day confinement.

Someone really needs to pose as a reporter/developer/reviewer and get his game, then post it on the internet.

>>25305974
Touhou

Holy fucking shit, after reading this, I just want to punch him in the face.

>>25305981
From that, he kinda reminds me of...Chris-chan

>>25305981

So, yeah, kid needs to get Night Ridered.

>>25306023
Also most games for pre-NES systems were made by one guy, working in assembly with very fucking limited memory available.

IF BOB RELEASED HIS GAME ONLINE AND EVERYONE LIKED IT PUBLISHERS WOULD CONTACT HIM

RIGHT NOW HES DOING IT WRONG

Far better than Carmack?!

Carmack has done fucking amazing things for the industry. Imagine him and Miyamota creating something together...

GOD DAMN

>>25306072
I understand your pain, bro.
I'd be angry and angsty too if my favorite game was overshadowed by Touhou.
But hey, my favorite game is Touhou, so I have nothing to complain.

>>25306225

>Nintendo
>Diving Sales

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA OH WOW

When he manages to compress his entire game to under 90kb, I'll give him a cookie.

>>25306325

>I lack the ability to comprehend simple statements.

Fixed that for ya, champ.

>>25305981
>>25306225
God damnit, I always misspell warrant for some reason, it's like a habit I can't kick.

>>25306317
Carmack is a major reason the industry is filled with brogames. Fuck him.

the game looks like shit

I'm sorry but it's true. It doesn't look fun and this guy is wasting his time trying to make money. He invested a lot of time....good for him

>>25306334
Upon seeing this faggots news posts, I couldn't agree with Donkey Kong more.

Did anyone else notice how all of the "different" characters in his game looked EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME.

its a troll

>>25306334

Yep, another example of a cool Japanese indie is Kenta Cho. His game was made into a Wii game and he didn't care at all.

>>25306528
Damn, even I could do them better in a few hours, and it took him five years.

EVERYONE LOOK!!!!

I MADE A GAME

ALL BY MYSELF

PRAISE ME

>>25306334
GLORIOUS NIPPON

wait a second, if this guy is 25 and chris-chan is 25 MAYBE he is Chris-chan.

>>25306242
Except Chris knows when to fuck off. Sometimes.

>>25306434
BROGAMES like EA's Madden series (which ironically owes its existence to Bethesda more than anyone else) or Gears of War (from Epic, which originally created Unreal to compete with Quake)?

I MADE THIS SHITTY GAME IN MY BASEMENT

NO ONE HAS EVER ACCOMPLISHED THIS

I think knytt is better than this.


lol what.

>>25306334

That is bullshit, not all american indie developers are like that. although I won't lie, most of them are.

>>25306666
>Food is delivered once a week by a friend.
Chris-chan is the guy that gives him food. Prove me wrong.

>I do not want to release this as homebrew!
>I don't want to damage Nintendo!

More like you want your dirty jew gold and fuck everyone else.

Goddamn, just fucking release it as a homebrew game and take donations.

I actually think he would make more money off of the donations and at least appear to be humble, because at this point, having read his posts, he looks like he's having a huge ego trip. It makes me want to pirate the game just to fucking spite him.

>>25306642

Except it's accurate. Pixel made a game for the fun of it. Bob here apparently did it to be an attention whore.

>>25305263

Except Prince of Persia had actual gameplay and didn't involve walking from point to point while reading this pseudo-intellect's social commentary.

If you invest loads of time in something that doesn't mean anything good will come out. Prime example? WoW.

>>25306782
I can't.

lol Bob

I could write circles around this guy. Only thing he has over me is that he can code and I'm a bit skeptical about that.

>>25306825
I know.
I really meant that. GLORIOUS NIPPON.

>The name NINTENDO will be forgotten, a discarded husk like so many others.
"bob's game" will live on FOREVER.

lulz, Bob iz a gr8 troll

>>25306854
Do you know how fucking happy I would be if I made the most successful MMO ever? I would be ROLLING in money.

I never actually played WOW, was going to do a trial but stopped midway.

>>25306624

It really isn't too hard to gain respect in the gaming industry, you just need to think like a gamer while remaining at ground level. You have to remember that you making a game is just your hobby (at least at this stage) and you should keep it free because nobody knows shit about you yet.

>The name NINTENDO will be forgotten, a discarded husk like so many others.

>>25306984
I could fill this entire thread with reaction images off of what this person has posted. It's like he's lost touch with reality.

>>25306984
Bitch doesn't understand Nintendo will outlive all of us. Even if they crash and burn in the video game industry, they'll move on to something else. They've been going strong for 120 years, they obviously know how to stay afloat.

>>25306984
>Vanilla Ice Kidz Bop.jpg

>>25306666
CWC has disassociative identity disorder.

He has three distinct personalities which are only vaguely aware of the others' existence. Chris-chan, the self-diagnosed autistic, a holdover of his childhood; Bob, the arrogant and self-isolating math whiz with a very high opinion of himself, and Charles, the master chef and ladies' man through which he derives most of his income (six figures yearly). Charles is humble and shy and maintains two separate rooms for "Chris" and "Bob," who are too egotistical to deign sharing a room with anyone else. "Bob" luckily is not nearly as obsessed with children's games as "Chris" so he usually sleeps in "Bob's" room.

He gets by fine on most days but Chris and Bob can come out at random so he doesn't want to get into a serious relationship right now.

>>25306825

>Pixel made a game for the fun of it.

While this is true at one point in the development process no matter who you are you begin to think about how your game will be received on the internet, Pixel didn't just shit out the games he made, obviously he made them and finished them because he truly believed he was making something fun that people would like, make no mistake, game dev's act modest but most of them aren't... mainly because developers like pixel know what makes a good game.

I think that BOB is trying to trick people into FUNDING his BOB game so that BOB can talk to the developers, get BOB's SDK kit, and then sell this piece of shit RPG-maker game to them and become the greatest troll in history by robbing Nintendo.

GO BOB.

>News of my protest has now reached several major Japanese gaming sites.
>This means that Nintendo of Japan is becoming aware of what its Western branch has done-
>and they are beginning to receive a great deal of negative PR on their home front.

This is when it gets good.

>In other words- because of what may be the decision of a single NOA executive-
>Nintendo of Japan may now be at risk of some very serious consequences.

FUCKING LOL

>>25307202
He would be the greatest troll ever.

This is the first I've heard of this bullshit. Who the hell is this chucklefuck? Can somebody give me the cliffnotes version of what's going on?

The guy's got no quality control. He IS his own quality control. And with a game as complex as he claims his to be, that's dangerous, because there's no way in hell he's going to have tested the whole thing thoroughly.

I was a games tester for eighteen months. I know the kind of inane shit you need to go through just to make sure your game doesn't fuck itself when some kid decides he's going to be clever and go the wrong way.

>>25306896

Oh. It's usually used sarcastically.

>>25307199

There's also the distinct (albeit unlikely) possibility that the person making a game has no intention of ever letting it see the light of day.

>>25307199
Pixel is God. Cave Story is easily the best game I've played this decade, probably in longer than that.

>>25307317

Guy's spent five years making a homebrew RPG with no battling. He's pissed off that Nintendo won't sell him an SDK and is doing a 100 day sit-down protest, whilst claiming to be some kind of gaming prodigy.

>>25307317

Guys learns C, spends 4-5 years building a text adventure game catering to the DS architecture.

Guy tries to convince Nintendo that his game is a work of transcendental genius and that they should hook him up with the DS SDK.

Nintendo says no, guy goes insane and locks himself in his room.

>>25306782

"Hello, Bob. I brought you some more tater tots and ants on a log. Also, I made you a genuine sonichu replica medallion, as I know how terribly lonely it can be to hang out in your room all the time and I think that it might help ease your growing discontent. Well, I'll be going now. Leave the plate by the door when you're finished and I'll be back to get it when I'm done staring at woman at the Home Depot."

WHO'S TAKING NAMES NOW, REGGIE?!

>>25305302
Hell with that. That's why WiiWare exists.

I think that BOB is trying to trick people into FUNDING his BOB game so that BOB can talk to the developers, get BOB's SDK kit, and then sell this piece of shit RPG-maker game to them and become the greatest troll in history by robbing Nintendo.

GO BOB.

>>25307394
Anyone notice how bobs toungue looks like the middle finger too?

This guy reminds me of Derek Smart, the guy who did most of the work on the Battlecruiser series. Only differences are that this guy has a bigger ego, and Smart actually managed to get something playable together.

Can we STOP FUCKING ENCOURAGING THIS FAGGOT?

He made a shitty game. Or is making. Who gives a fuck, it looks terrible, there looks to be boring, uninspired characters, and shitty gameplay.

I think bob, in and of himself, is a troll. A troll who has thankfully locked himself away, but you faggots keep letting him out.

Put him back in his cage. It's better there for him, and everyone else.

so call me crazy but anybody else think this bob guy is just a troll? that would actually make this hilarious.

>>25307487
Oh damn, I didn't know it was a tongue. I thought it was another middle finger...wtf

>>25307515
>>25307511
Some months ago he sounded like a nice guy.
Now he sounds crazy/like a troll.

I'll be laughing if this is Viral Marketing, and at the end of 100 days, Nintendo and "bob" release a groundbreaking DS game.

>>25307590
It would be a complete failure, since only about 10 people know about this.

>>25307394

It's not a gamble if making games is your hobby and not your job, in fact you shouldn't even think twice, who gives a shit if people don't like it, you learn more.

>>25307590
>groundbreaking
>Nintendo

>>25307508
Yeah, I think Smart was good because he took his own money to make a better version of a game he was forced to put out.

>>25307590
You are so naive.
Also
>>25307646
This.

He needs to learn a thing from Pixel.

Pixel made Cave Story for free and dumped it on the net. With time it gained popularity and nintendo is now going to sell it as wiiware.

Though I doubt bob's game is even worth putting on the wii much less the ds.

>>25307638

He's implying that Cave Story was made to get the attention of companies and Pixel was gambling by not pushing his game and just letting the fanbase grow on its own.

>>25307590

silly games can't break grounds xD

Ok guys, i want to troll him, i'm going to make a fake email and i want to pass off as a gamer reporter for 'X' webpage. I need his email and some suggestions as to what to say,hopefully i can convince him to give me his game for free and i can leak it.

>>25307741

Poor implication, Amaya just made it for the fans of his previous games.

I hope the full bob's game isn't so fucking murky and washed out as the videos would have me believe. you figure you spend five years on something, you could at least get the color right.

>>25305981

This guy's an egotistical moron. How the hell can he consider himself better than Shigesato Itoi? Let's compare the two.

Itoi -
Had never developed a game before Mother 1, and did not know how to use a computer.

Prior to creating the Mother series had several successful careers and was a huge celebrity in Japan, and CONTINUES to be a huge celebrity.

Had never played a videogame before, up until he played through Dragon Quest 1 while in the hospital lying on his back following surgery.

Was not a game designer, and never aspired to be one.

Went on to make two of the best JRPGs of all time, which sold insanely well in Japan.

Had "Eight Melodies" become A TRADITIONAL SONG THAT ALMOST EVERY CHILD IN JAPAN LEARNS TO PLAY ON THE PIANO.

Had a legion of THOUSANDS wait MORE THAN TEN YEARS for him to release Mother 3, and thousands more wait two more years for an unofficial translation patch that hit more than 100,000 downloads in two days.

Continues to publish his own blog, which has a huge readership in Japan and probably would elsewhere were it translated.

"Bob":

Never developed a game before "Bob's Game"
Probably played a bunch of shit before.
Had no career of any worth or meaning prior to "Bob's Game".
Has no fanbase, and probably never will.
Has a website that's watched solely by people who wish to tear his shitty game apart and watch him kill himself.
Will probably never have a career after this.

>>25307784
>Ok guys, i want to troll him
Great
>hopefully i can convince him to give me his game for free and i can leak it.
I dont think that you can do this, but good luck anyway.

Shit, I knew people exactly like this back at school, people with no clue what so ever. This has to be a troll if he isn't around 13 years old.

>>25307786

you believe. can't trust those taciturn slants to tell you what they're really thinking. Bob, however... Well, he'll tell you even if you aren't interested.

This man is a Genius.

Locking himself in his room with no contact with the outside world. This guarantees that nobody will have to listen to his stupid egotistical bullshit for a full 100 days.

>>25308021

What I don't get is the fact that he claims to have no internet, yet continues to update his shit with the Psychosis Chronicles.

but alas here we are

What the fuck /v/?

He is so obviously a fucking troll it's unbelievable. Nobody cares about his little game, so he fabricates a few bipolar rants to draw attention to his site.

Nice job fucking falling for it you goddamned cockwits.

>>25308069
>I WILL HAVEW NO INTENRET BUT IlL STILl USE MY HURR DURR GPHONE FOR EMAIL

Although I find his ego and attitude annoying and full of bullshit, his game looks very promising. A quick look at bobsgame, and it seems like an amazing RPG for the DS, something I haven't seen for a while.

We can fucking bash his attitude all-day, but I think this game has potential.

>>25307846
>Was not a game designer, and never aspired to be one.

Well, I guess I don't have to feel so bad for thinking Earthbound is boring as shit anymore.

>>25307846
>OH SHIT SOME FAGGOT ON THE INTERNET JUST INSULTED MY FAVOURITE GAME DESIGNER

>BETTER COME UP WITH A WALL OF TEXT PROVING JUST HOW WRONG HE IS AND POST IT SOMEWHERE HE WILL NEVER SEE! FUCK YEAH THAT WILL GET HIM GOOD!

>>25307846

tell the truth. every night you pray that Itoi will come into your room, gather you up in his willowy arms and fuck you with his mr. saturn until you turn asian.

>>25308167
Hey bob.

>>25307846
Thank you, thank you so much.

>I am far better than Miyamoto,
Cool Im hating him now...

>Itoi,
Lolwut?

>Kojima,
WAT

>Carmack,
FUKKEN RAGE THIS FRIGGIN BULLSHIT, I FUCKIGN HATE THIS FUCKING ASS HAT PIECE OF SHIT WTF 10/10 MASTERFUL TROLL BUT NINTENDO ITS BETTER THAN THAT, I HOPE THEY SHIT ON A FUKKEN BLU RAY DISK AND SEND THAT SHIT TO YOU GOD DAMN. FUCK. I FUKKEN HOPE THEY SEND YOU THE DEV KIT ON A FUKKEN HD DVD DISK. ENJOY BUYING A $1000 HD DVD READER.

>and Wright
GRRFAABBLLEBELLEELELLASBE

>COMBINED
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>25308167

are we talking about the same game?

>>25308167
I've seen better looking games made in RPG Maker.

I also played the demo of this game and it wasn't that great. If anything it might have had the production values of some commercial third-party shovelware game, at best. The sprites are ugly, the objectives of the game are unclear. It boasts "puzzle and story driven gameplay", but the story was basically "TALK TO THIS PERSON. FETCH THIS ITEM. TALK TO THIS PERSON. FETCH THIS ITEM."

And walking up to every box in the basement and pressing A in front of them until you find the one that has batteries in it is not a "fun, interesting puzzle." It's tedious and pointless.

>>25308115
>>25308197
Get out, samefag, there is no defending this faggot.

Why the fuck does /v/ care what some faggot on the internet thinks? So what if he has delusions of grandeur, let him rot in his room and talk about something better, like, I don't know, the vidya maybe.

Bob is my early favorite for Troll of the year

someone just start sending him fake emails posing as a small/medium size publisher, or as nintendo itself, as ask for a recent version of the game for evaluation...

then spread it for us to put it on our r4s and cyclos and then we decide if his game is worth a dime or not.

>>25308167
it's going to be so hilarious when his game does finally get released...on homebrew...and the reviews come in. guaranteed it will be shitastic and totally boring.

>>25308434
Someone needs to pretend to be Miyamoto and cyber with him. Maybe we can pull a Chris-chan here.

>>25308400
The second post wasn't a defence, you mouth breathing mongoloid. Just because I'm against you doesn't mean I'm for him.

By the look of his site I thought he was a blatent troll, but if you watch his videos he actually seems serious. In before he kills himself because Nintendo don't give him the SDK

Charles Barkley: Shut Up And Jam Gaiden looks better than Bob's Game

>>25308434
Apparently he's not letting them evaluate because he doesn't want to spoil it or some shit.

>>25308434
Oh god this seriously has trolling merit, if done well with a faked up publisher site it would be amazingly funny.

>>25308528
That's not even fair.

It's like comparing Rotten Cucumbers with juicy steaks.

>>25308508
Fine, I apologize.

>Many characters (over 200 completely unique characters!)

Watching that youtube video of his....All his characters look the same to me. Unique my ass.

>>25308543
I believe this is correct. From some of bob's post, he's made it clear that's he's paranoid about people stealing his super-original ideas; I doubt playing pretend with e-mail will get far.

he is trolling you guys

using it to get attention

Which he is getting

>>25305981

I really want to believe this is a troll. What he just wrote is something you would expect of a bad troll on /v/.

>>25308554

I am currently writing an email directed at him posing as an IGN reviewer, i need your guys help to put clever things in there to seem less fake and more convincing.

>>25308434
>I'VE BARELY SHOWN ANYTHING AT ALL FOR A REASON. I'M NOT GOING TO SPOIL IT TO PROVE IT TO YOU.

This is from his website, he hasn't shown anyone shit. This guy seems to be setting himself up for failure.

>>25308724
Oh, and this comes right after it.

>YOU WILL FIND OUT WHEN IT'S RELEASED. I AM TELLING THE TRUTH! IT'S GREAT!

>>25308694
fund it everyone

>>>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>>>RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

It's like i'm really at myg0t forums in 2002.

He shows signs of having a Narcissistic personality disorder or something. He seems seriously messed up and deluded in the head.

That or he is a troll.

>>25308528
Shut up and Jam Gaiden is a better game...and still manages to be quite terrible.

another counter troll idea would be to create a similar thing

like just create some mock videos using flash, and say its a game on ds you are developing for 5 months and say nintendo isnt giving you an sdk as well.

call it mac's game or something and spread the news / spam around

LOL

and then after some time update the site saying

"hey nintendo , thanks for the sdk!" and pretend you have a deal or something =p

The sprites in his game are very similar to those in Soul Blazer and Illusion of Gaia. Very original of him.

>>25308855
>Shut up and Jam Gaiden
>quite terrible
You shut your whore mouth.

>>25308646

>playing pretend
>pretend
>pretend~

>>25308886
fake, rite? otherwise...that would be so full of win.

I just wanted to use this image.

This thread seemed like the appropriate place to do so.

>>25308694

Tell him how much you love the casual scene and how much you think this game will be like "the Halo of RPGs."

God damn, I'm so good at being IGN it's scary as fuck.

>>25308898
FUND IT

>>25308886
I'll download 5

bob's game is essentially Frank's Adventure.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/130624

>>25308886

what

Ok, so i have the email written, but i doubt it will pass of as legit, so i'm thinking perhaps start new and send him an email as "Jeff" and giving him many thanks for inspiring me to make a game just like his and tell him i finish in just 4 months, claiming i am the best indie developer ever and trying to plagarize him as much as possible. Should i send it or go by plan 2?

>>25308077

Yeah wow dude you're so jaded you can see right through the trickery.

This is a long way to go for a troll. He has a website, demo videos of a game including a number of sprites, and a video feed setup. I am willing to believe that this guy is not a troll at all and is just fucking insane. You'd be surprised, that you know, some people are just crazy. Not everything is a keen plot with lots of devised tricky to make people mad.

I want to believe.

>>25309038

Send both from two different E-Mail addresses. The IGN one is something we NEEEEED.

Please, post it so I can fix it for you.

>>25309038
Post it here and let /v/ reword it a bit for you?

>>25309088
I know it's quite terrible, but i had no help, i'm more of a fiction writer, but here it is, if you can help:

Greetings, Mr Bob.

Allow me to present myself, I am Arthony Carther from IGN(http://www.ign.com/) you may or may not have heard of us, but I digress. As I am a reviewer of the website that was already mentioned and took interest in what you are going through and we think we may be able to help you. You see, for a company such as Nintendo you need to be at least heard of in the Independant Developing Game world, and here is where we come in, if you would allow me to ask a few question?

1. Do you have a portfolio? If so, what projects does it contain?

2. What are the details of this game?

3. Do you have an up to date demo or beta release you could send us so we can review it and give you some advertising?

That last point was the most important, getting your project know to the gaming comunity is an essential step into the developing and retail scenario.
Thank you very much for taking your time to read this.

Kindest regards,
Anthony Carther
IGN reviews.

>>25308528

which makes me think, we really need this game to be turned into a high budget DS title, Nintendo should do that, just to piss Bob off

imagine the shitstorm if this guy actually did something crazy like killing hilmself, lol

that would really be bad rep for NOA

This guy needs to be put in his place and I think /v/ should be the ones who do it.

how do we harvest this lolcow?

>>25309131

Oh, and the title of the email is "You plight has been answered."

>>25309131
His name isn't bob. Looking for it right now.

>>25309131
His name is Robert Pelloni. Found it on the second google result, lol.

>>25309131
i think IGN is too big

i'd use a smaller site. maybe gamer blag?

also, you could try the other plan i sugested but that one is more complicated (pretending you are part of game publisher - u could either say you are of a smaller one that exists, or create a fake one)

>>25308634
Just like Fallout 3 has over 200 different endings, amirite?

>>25309305
Another option though might be a bit harder to convince him would be to claim you are a brand new game publisher who are interesting in his game.

>>25309305

Well, although i know basic HTML(and i really mean basic), the page itself would be VERY crapy and of course, searching for a good free server to host it on would be too problematic.

>>25309305
Why not
www.grrlgamer.com

HERF DERF I CAN PIXEL ART

this isnt funny, its actually quite sad.

>>25309131

"Greetings, Mr Bob.

Allow me to present myself, I am Anthony Carther from IGN(http://www.ign.com/) you may or may not have heard of us, but I digress. As I am a reviewer of the website that was already mentioned and took interest in what you are going through and we think we may be able to help you. We feel passionate about your game and your cause. You're an inspiration to all casual players and hardcore alike, and we feel like this could be the "Halo of RPGs." You see, for a company such as Nintendo you need to be at least heard of in the Independent Developing Game world, and here is where we come in, if you would allow me to ask a few questions.

1. Do you have a portfolio? If so, what projects does it contain?

2. What are the details of this game?

3. Do you have an up to date demo or beta release you could send us so we can review it and give you some advertising?

That last point was the most important, getting your project known to the gaming community is an essential step into the developing and retail scenario.
Thank you very much for taking your time to read this.

Kindest regards,
Anthony Carther
IGN reviews.

P.S.: Personally, I think Yuu are doing great, and I'm cheering Yuu on! :)"

BOOM, FINISHED LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.

>>25309459

You are fucking awesome, i'm sending this.

>>25309131
dude, spellcheck, do you use it?

all those "characters" are just stereotypes and have no depth at all and look like shit, this guy is a gigantic faggot

>>25309512
Spellcheck it, shit like "yuu" wouldn't go well, also remove the quotation marks.

How did it take 5 years to make a shitty Earthbound knock off.

>>25309459

Too hokey in it's own right, but a shut in might fall for it.

I recommend you get a hold of an IGN letterhead. You need to look official.

>>25309512
Don't bother, any idiot will see through that in 5 seconds.

>>25309459
>"Halo of RPGs."

>>25309658

You fucking tard.

You've never read IGN, have you?

>>25309687

i honestly hope the person that wrote that was kidding, please god

>>25309658

He is not 'any idiot', he's a fully blown retard.

>>25309718

Of course I was, idiot. That's TOTALLY something IGN would say.

>>25309585
thats how mr bob likes to spell you, because his shitty game's protagonist is called yuu

Ok, sent, it probably won't work, but we can always hope. Now, should i send another one by 'Jeff'? Perhaps i should even throw in the fact that Nintendo already GAVE me a SDK?

>>25309755
sure it is bro

>>25309131
I just sent a warning email to him telling Robert of your stupid scheme.

What a flawless plan, oh wait, you fail.

Begin your FFFFFFF and your RAAAAAAGE that you obviously stole from Myg0t forums.

>>25309452
He can't, actually. Actual well done pixel art looks pretty awesome. This "game" looks like it's been done by a twelve year old.