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  • MERRY CHRISTMAS

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    420 KB Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:05 No.24767895  
    buying left 4 dead tonight off of steam. need tips to make people not hate the noob.

    in return, the witch.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:07 No.24767956
    HOLY FUCK YOU'RE FUCKED!
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:08 No.24767981
    you can only be killed once :3
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:08 No.24768007
    Crouch, melee jerks off your fellow survivors, pronounce "melee" correctly (it's not Mee Lee you dumb fucks), crouch, don't shoot your team mates, crouch.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:09 No.24768043
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    How do you know she's a witch?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:10 No.24768057
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    CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR, NOOB
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:11 No.24768096
    >>24768007

    people who say it "mee lee" instead of "may lay" are the same types that say "mee mee" instead of "meem"
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:11 No.24768099
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    >>24768043
    Witches burn right?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:12 No.24768140
    >>24768099
    No, no. She has a big nose.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:12 No.24768148
    Learning what the word "noob" means might be a good idea. As well as knowing that no one has been using that word in the past 5 fucking years.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:12 No.24768154
    >>24767895

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:13 No.24768191
    >>24767895

    shoot cars, use multiple health packs asap, rush ahead, if you are about to be kicked from your team, type "kill" in the console
    >> Vector !NEy29ODpvs 12/26/08(Fri)19:14 No.24768218
    Shotgun the witch in the back of the head as she gets up. It's an instakill.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:14 No.24768241
    Fucking L4D noobs.

    It's always some dipshit whose never played before always gets to be the fucking tank. The other team all just fucking crouch around and blow his shit out before he picks up the ground and chunks it about 10 yards to the left of the survivors who are FIVE FUCKING FEET IN FRONT OF HIM.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:15 No.24768266
    Don't kill every zombie you see.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:17 No.24768322
    >>24768057
    This almost happened to me today. Walked in 2nd, desperately needed ammo. I see everyone in front of me and realize, fuck, is the door closed??
    Course not. I run over to close it, BAM, horde. Had a ar, blowing them away and meleeing enough to clear the doorway and close it. Lucked out, a boomer had crept into the bunch.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:17 No.24768340
    Try to learn the maps asap. THEN RUN

    The major reason why people get their shit kicked in is they wont move fucking fast enough. They screw around to much. They screw around.

    And then they die.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:18 No.24768363
    PROTIP: Don't fuck with the witch, dog.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:18 No.24768376
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    >>24768140
    Well surely you can burn witches. Which means they're made of wood
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:19 No.24768407
    >>24768096

    I can't believe how many times I've had to give people pronunciation lessons for the word melee. It's unbelievable that people are that fucking stupid.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:20 No.24768416
    Don't fucking play Versus until you beat campaign mode and know how to play.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:21 No.24768451
    The witch is just sad nobody ever plays with her.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:21 No.24768462
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    >>24768376

    We'll see if she's a witch by making a bridge out of her!
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:22 No.24768475
    >>24768462
    But can't bridges also be made of stone?
    >> [Subject Name Here] 12/26/08(Fri)19:22 No.24768502
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    Here are some tips.
    Don't startle the witch.
    Set the tank on fire with a fuel can or molotov.
    Push the boomer back before you shoot it and make sure your team mates are clear of it.
    Stick together.
    Talk to your team even if they're not talking to you.
    If you're up for a decent game, my username is mashakosha. Nine times out of ten I'll be up for a game.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:22 No.24768506
    >>24768475
    oh yeah...

    Wait! Wood floats in water!
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:23 No.24768527
    >>24768506
    You're doing it wrong.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:23 No.24768529
    >>24768376

    So since wood floats, and if I put a woman in water and she floats, then that woman is wood and since wood burns and witches burn, any woman that floats is a witch?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:24 No.24768564
    1. Do not shoot the Witch
    2. Do not shine your flashlight on the Witch
    3. Do not walk loudly around the Witch
    4. Do not shoot anywhere around the Witch
    5. Do not breathe on the Witch
    6. Do not think about the Witch
    7. You're thinking about the Witch, aren't you?
    8. YOU STARTLED THE WITCH!
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:24 No.24768576
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    >>24768506
    What else floats in water?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:25 No.24768598
    I know about jumping over the barricade in Dead Air 3.
    I know about bashing down the door in No Mercy 3.
    I know about oxygen tank throwing in the elevator in No Mercy 4.


    Anything I'm missing?
    >> 14 : 88 12/26/08(Fri)19:25 No.24768609
    >>24768148
    You have never played CS 1.6, or CSS or Gears of War, or Halo 3, or any other fucking multiplayer game have you?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:25 No.24768623
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    >>24768576
    A DUCK!
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:26 No.24768638
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    A SHRUBBERY!
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:27 No.24768665
    but what also floats?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:27 No.24768669
    >>24768598
    >I know about jumping over the barricade in Dead Air 3.
    lazy pussy

    >I know about bashing down the door in No Mercy 3.
    scaredy-cat faggot

    >I know about oxygen tank throwing in the elevator in No Mercy 4.
    wat
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:27 No.24768680
    >>24768623
    SO IF SHE WEIGHS AS MUCH AS A DUCK...THEN...
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:27 No.24768695
    >>24768598
    >oxygen tank throwing in the elevator in No Mercy 4
    wut?
    >> Level !eLeVeNXewE 12/26/08(Fri)19:28 No.24768699
    Here's all you'll ever need to know, OP:
    Pick Zoey
    bind g "vocalize playerdeath"
    Spam g
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:28 No.24768736
    >>24768695
    If you find an oxygen tank in the hospital, save it for the elevator. Once it starts going up, throw it at your team mates. They will fall through the floor. If you're still not high up, they'll be stuck on the lower levels of the hospital, but if you're up high they'll comically fall to their death.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:29 No.24768752
    >>24768598

    oxygen tank throwing?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:29 No.24768755
    Where is that door in No Mercy 3?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:29 No.24768769
    >>24768736
    Pipebombs and moltovs also work.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:30 No.24768792
    >>24768736
    works with molotovs thrown at feet too
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:30 No.24768804
    >>24768736

    Nice
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:30 No.24768807
    alias laugh "vocalize PlayerLaugh"
    alias +laughloop1 "laugh; wait 150; -laughloop"
    alias +laughloop2 "laugh; wait 70; -laughloop"
    alias +laughloop3 "laugh; wait 45; -laughloop"
    alias +laughloop +laughloop1
    alias -laughloop +laughloop
    alias laughoff "alias -laughloop; alias laughtoggle laughon"
    alias laughon "alias -laughloop +laughloop; +laughloop; alias laughtoggle laughoff"
    alias laughtoggle laughon
    bind f11 "echo F10=Toggle on/off, F9=Slow, F8=Medium, F7=Fast, L=Laugh, P=Pills, O=WarnTank, K=Choke, H=Hurrah, M=Help J=Death"
    bind f10 laughtoggle
    bind f9 "alias +laughloop +laughloop1"
    bind f8 "alias +laughloop +laughloop2"
    bind f7 "alias +laughloop +laughloop3"

    bind l "alias laugh vocalize PlayerLaugh"
    bind p "alias laugh vocalize PlayerSpotPills"
    bind o "alias laugh vocalize PlayerWarnTank"
    bind k "alias laugh vocalize PlayerChoke"
    bind h "alias laugh vocalize PlayerHurrah"
    bind m "alias laugh vocalize PlayerHelp"
    bind j "alias laugh vocalize PlayerDeath"

    Put in Steam\SteamApps\common\left 4 dead\left4dead\cfg\autoexec.cfg. Press P, F7, then F10. PILLS HERE!
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:31 No.24768832
    Why do all witches look the same? They used to be people, shouldn't they at least have some variety in clothing?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:31 No.24768834
    >>24768755
    It's the one at the end/corner that you can normally open with a red half-life 2 button once you take the lift.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:31 No.24768844
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    >>24768680
    SHE'S A WITCH
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:31 No.24768845
    >>24768598
    wait, what? pls explain
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:31 No.24768847
    Why do all hunters look the same? They used to be people, shouldn't they at least have some variety in clothing?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:32 No.24768868
    >>24768847
    All the hunters were once part of an urban hip hop dance crew.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:32 No.24768869
    >>24768834
    You mean the Metal one?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:33 No.24768894
    >>24768807

    Trippin balls?

    explain
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:34 No.24768913
    >>24768847
    hunters are mexicans. everyone knows they all look the same.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:34 No.24768914
    >>24768007

    >melee jerks off your fellow survivors.

    Then I won't be meleeing anyone. Except maybe Zoey.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:34 No.24768915
    >>24768847

    Hunters don't die, they just regenerate, hide in shadows, and jump on your ass over and over again.
    >> ITT people who don't know how to get Cr0wned Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:34 No.24768952
    What's with all the OH NOES A WITCH bullshit?

    Just kill the bitch. Only takes one full shotgun shot to the head or a couple with autoshotty (which is a hell of a lot safer)

    Its pretty much always better to get rid of her instead of leaving her as an asset to the infected players.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:34 No.24768956
    >>24768894
    It spams the voice commands, lrn2common sense.
    >> -EeelEeet^- !!hN3cVk7VMv6 12/26/08(Fri)19:36 No.24769010
    >>24768807
    >bind f11 "echo F10=Toggle on/off
    Seems legit.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:36 No.24769015
    >>24768807
    I want to try it, but could anyone describe exactly what that does?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:37 No.24769063
    >>24769015
    see
    >>24768956
    It's like none of you have scripted before.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:39 No.24769132
    >>24768952
    itt people who play on normal
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:39 No.24769135
    >>24769063
    I think most of the people here don't even know what an autoexec.cfg is
    >> Candle Jack !3GqYIJ3Obs 12/26/08(Fri)19:39 No.24769144
    >>24767895

    -Don't run off from the team. I played with this guy who was pretty polite, but the biggest fucking noob ever. Always ran away from us to find some "extra" items or explosives, ends up having the smoker grab him to an unreachable place.
    -If you see a lot of molotovs and pipebombs, don't waste them as quick as possible before the team moves on. If there are a lot of zombies, feel free to use a pipebomb and grab another. Don't use everything as fast as possible, even when everyone is at 80 health and there are 4 pills on the floor and everyone already has pills.
    -Don't shoot red cars with flashing lights.
    -Turn off flashlights near Witch. Let anyone with a shotgun handle the Witch.
    -Don't shoot the Tank and run backwards.
    -Don't alert the horde as fast as you can. Chances are, someone on your team knows how to either skip the crescendo or how to prepare the area for a trap.
    -If you have a Hunting Rifle or a regular Rifle, don't try to kill zombies that won't even reach you.
    -Use melee appropriately. Don't forget to use it.
    -If you suck, don't blame it on everyone else.

    -DON'T FRIENDLY FIRE.
    -DO NOT FRIENDLY FIRE. Once in awhile on accident is okay, but if you continue to do it purposely or not, you will probably be kicked for griefing/sucking. Apologize if you can.
    -Get microphone

    Versus
    =====
    -If you are Survivor and about to die from an Infected, type "kill" in console to make other team rage.
    -Quick melee your way through a map to make other team call you a faggot.
    -Always get Autoshotgun.

    -When you play as Tank, find the opportunity to use a vehicle/garbage dump to block off survivors escape route. As a regular infected, push garbage dumps onto vital route points so that Survivors cannot move anywhere.

    -Smoker, drag Survivors to cars with alarms and Witches.

    -Hunter, wall jump off walls to distract other team.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:40 No.24769171
    DO NOT get separated from the group or wander away or you will be Left 2 Die.
    DO NOT waste medkits.
    Shotgunners go in front. NO EXCEPTIONS.
    DO NOT run in front of the person with the shotgun.
    Check the rear frequently.
    DO NOT waste ammo. Short bursts only unless you're in a horde.

    The higher the difficulty level, the more these rules apply.
    >> Candle Jack !3GqYIJ3Obs 12/26/08(Fri)19:41 No.24769203
    >>24769135
    FFFFFFFFFFFF
    Super-melee.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:41 No.24769211
    >>24769132
    You can oneshot her with the normal shotgun on expert.
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    >>24769135
    I forgot it was winterbreaktime /v/. ;_;
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:43 No.24769296
    >Don't shoot the Tank and run backwards

    wat
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:43 No.24769300
    The 2 things every noob needs to know:
    1) Learn how to initiate votekicks.
    2) Train yourself to hit the F1 button immediately once a votekick is started.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:44 No.24769340
    How do I 1-shot the Witch?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:45 No.24769364
    Don't be a bitch and quit if the enemy team beats you on Versus in the first map
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:45 No.24769370
    melee the witch to give her a hug :3
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:46 No.24769411
    >>24769010

    its an echo command.

    l2hl2 commands
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:47 No.24769413
    I've never played l4d but what the fuck is up with "the witch"? why is everyone so scared of it? it annoys me because everyone talks about it and i have no idea what it is.
    >> FURIOUSwizard !!b99Rb0+ean7 12/26/08(Fri)19:47 No.24769417
    >>24767895
    PICK THE HUNTING RIFLE
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:47 No.24769423
    >>24769132
    - Start a singleplayer game.
    - Set difficulty to Expert.
    - Turn cheats on.
    - Spawn a witch.
    - Shotgun to head.
    - Keep trying till you get it right.

    You pretty much need to hit every single fucking pellet into her head but you CAN oneshot her on expert.

    Its still a shitton easier to just pump her head full of autoshotty from 1-2m away though.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:47 No.24769449
    >>24769411
    Or just computers in general, since all have an echo server running. lrn2port7
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:48 No.24769454
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    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:48 No.24769458
    >>24769413
    the witch is my waifu. please dont shoot her :(
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:48 No.24769483
    >>24769340
    Shotgun or auto-shotgun
    Aim for the head
    Literaly point blank range, preferably from behind
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:49 No.24769490
    >>24769413
    It's a pretty basic NPC that often gets spawned in inopportune places. It will insta-kill you on expert mode, but just knock you down on all other modes (and do a shit-ton amount of damage to you until it's killed).
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    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:50 No.24769543
    >>24769521
    lol hay /i/
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:51 No.24769586
    REMEMBER: RIGHT-CLICK TO SMACK ENEMIES AWAY. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. It is useful for:

    -Knocking hunters off of friends
    -Knocking a smoker's tongue off a friend
    -Knocking Boomers away to give you space
    -Smackan, whackan and hackan regular infected that mob you.

    Also, setting a tank on fire gives him only 30 seconds to live, no matter what.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:53 No.24769629
    >melee jerks off your fellow survivors
    So, no one else noticed this sexual innuendo right here?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:53 No.24769640
    basically:

    keep cool (that is probably the most important thing because it prevents friendly fire and getting fucked by special infected)
    play with headphones, its 10times easier to kill enemys if you already know that they are there, and where they are (especially special infected)
    don't use molotovs and pipes like a moron: pipes only when there is a horde near, pipes are offensive they get the hore away from your team and give you time to advance and get together again. molotovs are defensive you throw them where the horde will run through, to prevent them from reaching your team (same goes for fueltanks). throwing a second pipe or molotov (at the same time another is out) is rarely necessary (seriously).
    don't use health pack before you are under 40 hp (thats the point where you get significantly slower). try to keep your team mates over 40 hp, if one of the group is slow, all are slow.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:54 No.24769659
    Never, ever leave the group. Splitting up results in the infected having a party with your butthole. If you play infected, attack whoever wasn't hit by the boomer's vomit. If you're a boomer, rely upon ambush tactics, such as hiding around corners and behind trees. The vomit tends to fall after a certain distance, so try to get as close as you can. If they shoot you, you go boom and drench them in radioactive sperm.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:54 No.24769667
    >>24769144
    >-Don't shoot the Tank and run backwards.
    wut
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:55 No.24769703
    >>24768096

    goddammit, that shit should be pronounced "mehm" since you know.. memetic?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:55 No.24769709
    ITT: L4D Protips

    1. While reloading a weapon, you can use the melee attack and it'll continue to reload, even while attacking.
    2. You can shoot the smoker's tongue to free allies.
    3. You can melee allies that are trapped by a smoker's tongue
    to free them instantly.
    4. Crouch if you're in the front lines, it'll help your teammates not kill you.
    5. You can melee a hunter midair as it's pouncing you to stun it and kill it easily.
    6. You can jump on the zombie's heads to kill them instantly, and also jump OFF of the zombies heads to kill even more.
    7. Hiding in the back of the vents on the second level can save you from tanks, they get stuck and are easy to kill.
    8. Shooting a witch in the head with a hunting rifle (other weapons might work, unsure) will make her stagger for a few seconds, letting your team unload into her safely.
    9. Pressing Q and Right click repeatedly allows you to melee very quickly, you can beat down zombies in seconds, or even hordes of them.
    10. The hunting rifle one hit kills normal zombies.
    11. You can noclip past the ending room of the demo to explore more of the second level.
    12. You can type openserverbrowser in console to view the servers like most other valve games instead of the lobby system.
    13. If you turn sv_cheats 1 on in a dedicated server, people are unable to join it after everyone leaves. Matchmaking ignores it, this continues even if you turn it off.
    14. If you look down with your effects setting in video on at least medium, you can see your legs/feet.
    15. Zombies will instantly die if you jump on their head. (I'm serious.)
    16. The shotgun will last you a lot longer than the Uzi will ammo wise. (You won't even worry about ammo with the shotgun.)
    17. Tanks eventually disappear if you run away long enough (takes a few minutes)
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:55 No.24769710
    >>24769413
    Supposedly a very scary enemy that will rain mayhem and doom upon whoever disturbs her, but ultimately horribly underpowered as most people nowadays know how to kill her in less than 2 seconds.

    She's especially weak in Versus and could really use a boost in HP.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:56 No.24769734
    18. If you hear a horde coming, jump onto something or find a place where they will run past you.
    19. If zombies spawn and are running towards the survivors due to boomer bile, they will COMPLETELY ignore everyone who is not tagged, so shoot them, faggot. (Unless you block their path)
    20. The person who startled the witch will be singularly targetted by it, if the witch kills said target, it becomes harmless and runs away and soon despawns.
    21. You have 3 times to fall down before you 'die'
    22. You will respawn in a closet after 2-5 minutes after you do die.
    23. You respawn with 50 HP in a closet or after the map changes, so don't get too butthurt if a teammate abandons you.
    24. Crouch makes non-shotgun weapons more accurate. Use this in conjunction with the pistol(s) as it has infinite ammo; the assault rifle/smg/sniper does not.
    25. Turn around every now and then to make sure an ally isn't fucked due to a hunter/smoker.
    26. Zombies try to kill downed players first.
    27. You can run off of the roof of the very first level for a shortcut on to either the air vents, or the vertical pipe 10 feet or so to the left of it. Don't jump, just run off the roof, you take less damage that way.
    28. You can turn off music and turn on full audio captions if you need warnings for swarms.
    29. 10 Autoshotgun shells do 2500 damage total to a tank (out of 8000), all other weapons do 1000-1300 a clip. Autoshotguns = Tank busters. (M16 Rifle is second best)
    30. Close doors; Zombies are forced to bust them down, letting you know they're after you and giving you time to shoot.
    31. Follow the person in front, don't shoot until he shoots.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:56 No.24769740
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    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:56 No.24769747
    32. If a teammate is being attacked by one or two zombies and they might be able to handle it, you should let them. Bad aim can result in far more damage than you would've prevented otherwise.
    33. Don't heal players on painkillers until they die down or lose it.
    34. Use choke points/bottlenecks often. Zombies are programmed to surround you at all times to prevent backpeddaling.
    35. Don't stop moving. Zombies are infinte, and boss zombies spawn on timed intervals. (Tank spawns every 150-300 seconds)
    36. Don't be a faggot to players who go rambo and go way ahead. They're playing the game just like you, but they're most likely superior to you if you're stuck behind while they're tearing it up in front of you.
    37. Light witches and tanks on fire. It helps a lot, tanks will die if you light them on fire and run for 45 seconds or so.
    38. Press E to drop gas cans and other items gently to the floor instead of clicking to throw them.
    39. You can safely melee boomers away twice before you shoot it; three times makes it explode.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:57 No.24769778
    >>24769703
    >theme
    >thematic

    do you say the second word THEME-ATIC?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:57 No.24769781
    40. Don't rage quit when you get raped in Versus. You'll get a chance to kill them the next round.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:59 No.24769848
    >>24769778

    The second word has "ema" in the middle whereas "eme" is a completely different pronunciation base.

    Meme comes from memetic fucktard. Hence it should be pronounced "mehm". Unfortunately some tards got ahold of it first and it appears that "meem" is more accepted these days.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)19:59 No.24769854
    moar scripts:
    //The Mystery of Chess Boxing
    alias +cb "alias repeat_function2 +repeat2; +repeat2"
    alias -cb "alias repeat_function2 stoprepeating2"
    alias repeat_function2 "+repeat2"
    alias +repeat2 "+attack2; wait 16; -repeat2"
    alias -repeat2 "-attack2; lastinv; wait 16; repeat_function2"
    alias stoprepeating2 ""
    bind "MOUSE5" "+cb"
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:00 No.24769895
    TEAMMATES TAKE NO FF WHEN PINNED/IMMOBILIZED SO SHOOT THE HUNTERS OFF INSTEAD OF MELEE'ING THEM AND GIVING THEM ANOTHER CHANCE TO POUNCE. I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH.

    /cruise
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:01 No.24769919
    >>24769734
    >>20. The person who startled the witch will be singularly targetted by it, if the witch kills said target, it becomes harmless and runs away and soon despawns.

    She switches targets if you stand in her way too long.
    So don't hug the witch even though you haven't startled her.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:02 No.24769974
    >>24769848

    Richard Dawkins disagrees

    It is meme, like theme.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:03 No.24769991
    >>24769781

    Fucking this. I've played far too many games where most of the losing team left and it ends up being 4 v 1 or something silly.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:03 No.24770015
    >>24769144
    >>24769171
    >>24769640

    adding to these great posts:
    don't move gas/fueltanks that someone else placed.
    if you see that someone on the team is clearly superior, stick to him, he probably knows where the good places to fend of hordes are will watch your back from special infected etc.
    kill special infected first (exception: tank clear your way from zombies that do damage to you and block your way)

    also search for "sequence breaking jumps l4d" on youtube.

    funfact: you can kill infected by simply jumping on them (from a higher position), doesn't work on special infected
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:04 No.24770066
    >>24769919
    Usually she just knocks you away in the standard hunter-pounce/propanetank explosion animation, but she will change targets when set on fire if she was originally alerted by proximity/flashlight/gunfire. Also, it seems that if her path finding algorithms fail, she will change targets like you said.
    >> Anonymous !VG713l.bnE 12/26/08(Fri)20:05 No.24770086
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    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:06 No.24770125
    >>24769854
    Replace lastinv with invnext for Fist of the Northstar mode when you have all 5 items.

    Be careful not to use with teammates in view as you might give away your pills / start healing them.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:06 No.24770128
    >>24769991
    I remember my entire team ragequitting during our turn as survivors. I was the only infected player the next round, and the four survivors were damn good players. I beat all four of their asses as the tank.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:09 No.24770240
    >>24769974

    Fuck you, Trebek. It makes no sense given it's etymology and it breaks basic pronunciation rules. Also it sounds retarded.

    CURSE THIS UNHOLY LANGUAGE AND ALL ITS FAILURES!

    (okay, I'll get over it now)
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:13 No.24770410
    aside from the pronounciation 'debate' this thread is gold an should be read by every l4d player.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:14 No.24770429
    Remember to say something like "DINNERTIME" or "I have to do <random activity>" so people won't yell LOL RAGEQUIT after you leave.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:16 No.24770508
    >>24770125
    just tried this, it uses everything for melee but it still does it just twice as fast as normal melee, im guessing I should make the wait duration shorter
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:19 No.24770621
    >>24770508
    Yeah, I got wait 15 on the first one and wait 3 on the second one.

    Its great when you have 4/5 items but kind of leaves a gap when you only have 2-3 items.

    You'd probably want to use both and toggle between them when needed.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:21 No.24770705
    >>24770621
    Also, you can recycle the same script to get rapid fire pistols. Works great on akimbo although accuracy kind of drops.

    alias "+rs" "wait 5;alias reps +rsse;+rsse"
    alias "+rsse" "+attack;wait 1;-rsse"
    alias "-rsse" "-attack;wait 1;reps"
    alias "reps" "+rsse"
    alias -rs "alias reps none;wait"
    alias +quickfire "+rs"
    alias -quickfire "-rs"

    (this also works with the pistol in TF2)
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:24 No.24770813
    can someone give me some advice how to play infected in versus?

    i dont even know how to move garbage dump or whatever you're talking about.

    please tell me :\
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:26 No.24770884
    ok heres something i realized myself

    for the shotgun and auto-shotgun, if you shoot all the rounds out of it and then reload, the next time you go to shoot, it will have to cock the gun or something, so if you are reloading and click to shoot, it will cock the gun first and then shoot, which is bad for tight situations.
    This can be avoided by if you simply dont let the gun get to 0 rounds, then you can alternate between shooting/reloading as much as you want, with no delay.

    Also I use the shotguns almost exclusively simply because when you are spamming melee, you can squeeze of shotgun rounds between melees.

    Also can anyone make a script like >>24769854 except make it so it shoots a round off in between melee swings?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:28 No.24770962
    >>24770884
    Just add a "+attack" and "-attack" on the two lines that seem logical. C'mon, try it.
    >> TheHappyCamper !!5CGvo6YTfhO 12/26/08(Fri)20:28 No.24770965
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    ...nobody... move... a muscle...
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:28 No.24770984
    >>24770086

    btw. in the sequence breaking jump videos the guy say that crouching is necessary to remain with 83 hp at the first stage of no mercy but the truth is it's only important to land on the highest point (where those round fans stick out, not between them)
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:28 No.24770990
    >>24770813
    http://hellforge.gameriot.com/blogs/Random-Ravings/Left-4-Dead-The-Smokers-Guide-To-Smoking
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:28 No.24770994
    >>24770884
    only tank can move cars/dumpsters by punching them
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:29 No.24771012
    witch orgy
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:29 No.24771019
    Shoving does damage.
    It's useful to know when dealing with boomers, I once saw one faggot push a boomer up against a wall over and over...


    I watched the horde beat the shit out of him and laughed.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:32 No.24771151
    >>24770984
    I'm pretty sure they patched out the no mercy 1 air conditioner part and dead air something crane part.
    >> Candle Jack !3GqYIJ3Obs 12/26/08(Fri)20:35 No.24771243
    >>24770813

    Versus tips
    ===
    -If a Survivor is in the yellow or red, melee them to get them incapacitated faster. If you use the Hunter's Pounce or Smokers tongue, chances are, their teammate will smack you off.

    -You can hit minor things as Infected, such as forklifts and garbage dumps by using the melee button. This requires a bit of teamwork to get it to move somewhere. A Tank can hit these quite a distance though.

    -As a Tank, use the area to your advantage. Don't run head on onto your opponents if they have already have second-tier weapons. If you see a car, dumpster, or an objects that can be hit, use it to your disposal. If you cannot, however reach the Survivors, then use any means to block off their route to get them to rage quit. When someone ELSE is a Tank, help slow down the Survivors in the green health however you can.

    -Hunters can do significantly more damage once they're on fire. When they're on fire, they will die to it, BUT, if you pounce on a Survivor, the fire will NOT kill you. Use it to your advantage. Hunters can also wall-jump by holding down the CTRL button, leaping at a wall, face opposite direction (or direction of the next wall you want to jump), and leap again. You cannot stick on walls however, so this must be done quickly.

    -Boomers bile can reach a distance, but usually the range isn't far. If you find the opportune moment to spit vomit on them (Such as standing from a ledge above them or if there is a little niche that allows your vomit to go through), do it. Also, don't try to blow-up as fast as possible. Sometimes, Survivors may take a long time to fend off the horde, and by then, your Vomit cooldown is gone and you can use it again.
    Also, when Boomers explode, anyone (Survivor and Infected alike) in the area will be blown backwards. Best place to use it would be at No Mercy 4th map. This allows you to blow everyone onto the ledge leaving everyone incapacitated.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:35 No.24771254
    >>24771151

    if they didn't do it within the last 3 hours: no.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:38 No.24771370
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    sure is no A/C
    >> My Fucking Word Susan Blackmore 12/26/08(Fri)20:39 No.24771395
    meme = "meem"
    like gene = "jeen"
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:39 No.24771409
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    sure is no A/C
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:40 No.24771422
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    When all four survivors are surrounded by the horde, don't fucking pounce them if you are a hunter. Hunters look like normal infected so just go in with the horde, try to blend in and use right click meele. Special infected (excluding tank) do double meele damage and can hit two survivors at the same time with meele.

    If survivors are trying to avoid the witch, attack her yourself, the witch will most likely run to you, slap you once then go after the nearest survivor
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:40 No.24771447
    >>24771151
    The Co-Op and Versus maps are actually different.

    They removed the airco's alltogether from Versus NM1 but they're still there in Co-Op NM1.

    Its always fun to see some assclown jump off the roof repeatably on Versus :|
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:41 No.24771469
    >>24771370
    I'm pretty sure there was an artificial climate unit here at one point, don't know if you can't still jump it.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:41 No.24771490
    >>24771395

    meme = maymay
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:42 No.24771502
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=let-pcbJQKA

    but i herd l4d is shit
    >> Candle Jack !3GqYIJ3Obs 12/26/08(Fri)20:43 No.24771529
    Sequence breaking/Skipping Crescendos
    ===
    No Mercy - map 2: This requires the mini-gun glitch. When you reach the generator room, do NOT alert the horde. Melee the minigun a few times. Then, jump on the mini-gun and it should launch you across the room. It may take some tries as it can fling you to the right also. When you are flung across the room, jump the moment you touch a generator and you should bounce to the second floor.

    Death Toll - Map 4? Same thing with the mini-gun. This one is considerably easier than the No Mercy one. But the thing is you have to be careful. When you launch your self, try and go to the left as far as possible. Sometimes, there may be a horde of zombies on the other side and your teammates may not reach you fast enough.

    Dead Air - Map 2?The crane. I don't know if this was removed. You can do this by jumping on the fence around the crane, walk around to the other apartments. There are pipes on the side of the other apartment. Jump onto it.

    Dead Air - Map 3. Instead of burning the garbage here, make sure everyone has at least 50 HP. Behind the burnable garbage is steps and rails. Get on the rails, run and jump onto the pipes on the side of the brick wall (Left). Then run and jump onto the garbage. This may take a bit of practice. If you are low on health, this may almost be impossible to do because you can't jump far.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:43 No.24771533
    >>24770990
    Shit yeah, thanks. Looks like Smokers don't suck after all.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:44 No.24771594
    >>24771490
    Meme rhymes with dream.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:45 No.24771596
    Is this game gud? I got it recently but havent played it yet.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:46 No.24771639
    >>24771490
    http://www.memecentral.com/
    >> Herbert Schultze !0vfTlgixAQ 12/26/08(Fri)20:48 No.24771733
    Since this is a fairly large l4d lets trade steam accounts shall we?

    Steam ID: Herbert Schultze

    I want to see if we can get a /v/ l4d group going.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:50 No.24771801
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    >>24771370
    There was never any AC there. You jump on that electric box thing.

    Also, AC in Co-Op No Mercy 1 is still there.
    They're not there in Versus tho.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:51 No.24771828
    On the farmhouse finale (you know the one with the APC), when you spawn as the tank, run yourself back towards the survivor's safehouse at the start of the level. Punch cars/logs to relieve RAGE if you can. After you get kicked off as tank and the second player takes over, keep running until you are in the safe room. Eventually the second player also gets kicked off and AI takes over for the tank, however AI doesn't go looking for the survivors in the house, and the survivors can't backtrack to find the tank due to one way drop down to the corn field. Since the second tank can't be killed, the APC will never arrive for the survivors and you are free to raep them until they are out of first aid kits and die.
    >> Herbert Schultze !0vfTlgixAQ 12/26/08(Fri)20:51 No.24771857
    >>24771733
    Group is Vidya 4 Dead(V4d)
    http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vidya4dead
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:52 No.24771914
    >>24771733

    We already do, newfag.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:53 No.24771918
    >>24771857
    NO IT'S NOT. LOL 1 MEMBER.

    True /v/ group:
    http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vleft4dead
    >> Herbert Schultze !0vfTlgixAQ 12/26/08(Fri)20:57 No.24772076
    >>24771914
    Being a dick on 4chan isn't cool. How is your break kiddy?
    >>24771918
    Thanks bro, didn't know we already had one
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)20:58 No.24772121
    >>24771828

    Definitely gonna try this some time

    Fuck those faggots hiding in the corner near the ammo
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)21:01 No.24772230
    I usually just disconnect at the end of map 4 as the finale's are utter shit on versus that usually come down to how much damage the tanks can do.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)21:03 No.24772283
    >>24772121
    The tank can punch through the wall if they use the corner trick.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)21:09 No.24772551
    >>24772121
    >Fuck those faggots hiding in the corner near the ammo

    They can be dealt with.

    Now, fuck those faggots who hide in the barn.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)21:09 No.24772555
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    If you are smoker or boomer, place yourself directly infront of the witch towards the survivors. They have no choice but to shoot you, startling the witch in the process.

    As survivors remember, a headshot to the boomer will kill him without popping him.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)21:25 No.24773166
    >>24772555
    I didn't know that about the boomer.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)21:26 No.24773185
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGoc-kSviC8&feature=related
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)21:27 No.24773210
    The witch is strangely the sexiest thing I've encountered in any video game ever. Except for Nizbel in Chrono Trigger.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)21:32 No.24773401
    >>24773210
    Nizbel? wtf is wrong with you?
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)21:39 No.24773671
    If a hunter downs your teammate, don't fucking shoot it off unless you have to. It's much faster to melee it and you wont end up shooting your team mate in the process.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)21:47 No.24773932
    best thread of the week.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)21:48 No.24773979
    >>24773210
    wut
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)21:49 No.24774032
    >>24773932
    I agree. Much better than the 9000 "I buy Audiosurf/Stalker, you buy me L4D" giftan threads.
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)21:56 No.24774313
    hurrr, im playing a zombie shootan game but i'll be damned if i am gonna do one of the best parts of a level when i know how to glitch past it.
    >> Fridgeanbu !GO.UsV6HP. 12/26/08(Fri)22:13 No.24774891
    >>24774313
    My thoughts exactly
    >> Anonymous 12/26/08(Fri)22:35 No.24775610
    >>24768736
    YES


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