LOL GIRL GAMER THREAD

I loled.If she wanted attention she should have flashed him.

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>>24327591
Someone didn't read the article =/

>video games are for little boys

I couldn't get past the first line.

> I can't even possibly talk about shopping or makeup for four hours

SHE'S A GODDAMN LIAR.

>>24327537
The real question is...
Why does she think that the world should fully revolve around her?

>>24327831
lol

My question is, what the hell kind of newspapers are these that let these obviously retarded airhead whores write for them?

>>24327537
I like how she represents all girls while portraying herself as arrogant towards others' interests.

I'm mildly surprised someone who plays wow like she claims her boyfriends did was able to grab a woman at all.

Her boyfriend neglects her = video games are for stupid boys trapped in a fantasy world.

Video games are like a feminist journalist's go-to topic for when they don't feel like writing anything constructive but still want to get a lot of attention.

>>24327877
school district papers.

Foothill High School?!

That better not be Sacramento, CA FHS. If so I'm gonna bust some skulls.

Whore.

I love the people getting angry at this, you know it hits them deep inside.

if you can't compete with a simple video game you are not a very good girlfriend:P enjoy your periods and chocolate that makes you fat :D

BLANKET STATEMEEEEEEEENTS

>>24327877
It's a high school paper.

>HS

Yeah he wants your pussy, not your love

>>24327831

Obviously what we do is more rewarding.

>>24327877
Nevada school district papers.

>>24327965
NRGH, I'M NOT A LOSER! I'M NOT, I'M NOT! FUCKING WHORE, I'LL KILL YOU!

Unwarranted self importance, blanket statements and generalizations, overt threats...what is this, Fox news?

TL;DR Version:

Attention whore upset that the vidya gets more attention than her.

super cool glasses bro.

>>24327954
No, this is from Las Vegas

> ignored for the past 4 hours

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Cait Belcher, you've been added to the list of people I will punch in the cunt before I die.

>>24327872
No idea, but if she's a woman and can't get a guy's , much more her boyfriend's attention she is doing something wrong (namely eating too much).

>>24328051
Yes, essentially.

>junk-punch the developer of video games

OP's article is right, and I'm not even trolling here.
Anyone who went out on a date and spends the entire time talking about videogames doesn't deserve the girl. Seriously mentioning games in a date at all is a bit weird.

Basically it boils down to "Video games make me mad because my boyfriend pays attention to them instead of ME PAY ATTENTION TO ME I SHOULD BE THE DRIVING FORCE IN YOUR LIFE"

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fuck that bitch btw

>>24328161
brotip:
Use commas

>>24327954
Nevada

DADDY TOUCHED ME!

GIVE ME MOAR ATTENTION AHHHH RAWR I AM ANGRY I AM THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

>>24327877
School newspaper

>>24327537

>I am so boring and devoid of personality that WoW is more entertaining than spending time with me.

and nothing of value was lost

They should let their boyfriends talk about what they want. I don't complain when my girlfriend talks about makeup. I buy her makeup, and know shit about which shit's good, and which sucks. Whores need to express interest in others hobbies.

>>24328140

hmm... not sure if clever troll or complete fucking retard...

ITT: BAAAAAWWWW, MY VIDYA GAMES ARE SERIOUS HOBBIES! WHY CAN'T THESE STUPID CUNTS SEE THAT?

Wow, looks like ive reached my rage limit for the day boys.

Maybe if this girl like her boyfriend as much as she claimed she would have been open to his hobbies.

And the bit where she says:

"Im still tempted to smash your system into the floor boards. Then i'd like to see you get on your xbox360 and tell your gaming friends how big of an attention-skank your GF is"

Yeah, no shit bitch. Im sure if I took a shit on all your fucking clothes and make-up you'd call up all your friends and talk about how much of a douche i am.

Also:
"I'll try and fit it in my schedule and my new boyfriend"

>"I'll try and fit it in my schedule and my new boyfriend who is as dull as the floor because he doesn't know how to have fun"

Im sorry but if you dont think video games are fun, even on a casual level, then i just dont know.

I just dont know...

>>24328140
They're not on a date, moron.

That isn't even mentioned.

>I can't even talk about shopping or makeup for four hours.
Unfortunately there are plenty of people that can.

Let her be like that. My problem with most of these articles is that they are all based around world of warcraft, a game considered more social than anything.

If she can't accept her boyfriends behavior she should leave him, there are millions of other men in her area.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=15325687

^Closest match for this bitch I can find.

>>24328200
>I don't know how to use commas

Lulz... The woman who wrote op article obviously never played with barbies, or legos, or anything. She probably just read books, if that.

It's sad... Cuz, well, legos are fucking jawesome.

Holy fuck, someone expressing opinions in a forum for expressing opinions.

Sounds like she's pissed off, poor girl. I lost my first girlfriend because I thought it was more fun to play Quake 2 and Total Annihilation than to talk to her on the phone.

(In hindsight, it was.)

Regardless, I didn't make the same mistake when I felt like trying again.

METAL GEAR?!

>>24327537

this does not look like a real scan.

>>24328296

>It's kind of hard to be affectionate and hold your hand when the controller is glued to it
WELL MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A STUCK UP BITCH AND DIDN'T WANT TO GO SHOPPING EVERY DAY I'D HAVE A REASON TO TALK TO YOU

Wowfags, and people are stupid
In addition, if you only talk about games you just prove that you're boring, especially if it's THE ONE game all the time

>>24328296

oh wow, a butthurt GRRRRRL rant

>>24327537
>Boys aren't allowed to have interests because a vagina is present.

>>24328379
>>24328402

Fuck this shit /v/, we're better than this.

>>24328332
Good on you, Quake 2 and Total Annihilation are fucking amazing.

>>24328332
Playing Quake 2 or Total Annihilation (or Deus Ex or Baldur's Gate 2 or pretty much anything from that period in vidya gaems) is ALWAYS more entertaining and fulfilling than talking to a girl on the phone because most girls talk about stupid pointless shit that matters only to them

Would you guys be okay with a girl who talked about Sims 2 for 4 hours on your date?

>>24328563

I would shut her up after 20 minutes WITH MY MASSIVE THROBBING COCK IN HER THROAT!

She could say this about anything, "DERP HURR MUSIC IS STOOPID IT'S ONLY FOR LITTLE BOYS WHO CAN HEAR! DUUUUURRRRRR" What a bitch.

>>24328563
I got no problem with that, I'd just be so lost in her eyes I'd have to make a map.

Women aren't much different than dogs, cats, or children. They demand constant attention just for the sake of it.

>Junk Punch
>DEVELOPER of video games
>pressing buttons frantically
>talent points
>owning noobs
>BA

OH FUCK SUCCESSFUL TROLL IS SUCCESSFUL

>>24327537

yeah I would be that pissed off if I lived in Nevada

guess she'd prefer it if all he talked about was football and nascar I guess

This one stupid bitch called to talk to me about her problems with her shitty parents while I was replaying MGS1.

Goddamn, I'm trying to beat Vulcan Raven for the second time I don't give a shit about your parents.

>To my understanding, actual skill level is unnecessary.

This girl is bashing WoW for all the right reasons and all you faggots can say is "LOL GRRL GAMER".

This is why I'm single. It's not because I can't get a girl, it's because I know the amount of shit I'd get from her about gaming or whatever. It's so much better to be on your own and do whatever the fuck you please without someone bitching at you.

What if Feminism is completely outlawed in this country?

Article is full of butthurt, and the bitch who wrote it is probably one of those girls who shops or dances as a hobby. HERP DERP YUP YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME

>>24328645
replace "video games" with "football and nascar" and the article is exactly the same

>>24328664

She also says Metal Gear is a vdieo game and games are for little boys.

I can relate to her.

Please, keep this article in mind when you have non-gamer company.

Last weekend I had a party with my family. SUDDENLY all the faggots started talking about soccer.
I hate soccer (I practice other sports, thanks) and I don't follow the competition and stuff.
I couldn't follow the conversation and it just went on and on.

That's when I realized this is how a girl feels when all the boys are talking about vidya.

It really sucks. Grow up and talk later about vidya without the woman around.

>"What about 'Guitar Hero?' 'Metal Gear?' 'Grand Theft Auto?!'"

METAL GEAR?!

>>24328664
Turns out, Arena and Raiding does take decent to high amount of skill (depending on the class).

You're just a faggot.

>>24328683
you keep telling yourself that.

However, if this article is true, I'll be pretty mad as a guy. She's obviously with the wrong person and needs one of those faggy metro boys to keep her company. (Even though I think they play games too if pushed)

>>24328683
Well, that's not entirely true. If you find a good person to be with, putting up with the occasional irritating habit is more than worth it. You just haven't found someone good enough for you.

That's how I am as well.

>>24328715

FUCK YES

>>24328563
Potentially. I like The Sims.

>>24328715

I would hate Canada even more.

>>24328651
Also, turns out the bitch was a super republican who's moving to some shitty islands in Europe because Obama won.

>>24328755
well its socially acceptable to talk about sports all day

but video games are nerdy

BROS BEFORE HOS

>>24328772

>Arena and Raiding does take decent to high amount of skill

>WoW requires skill in general

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF OH GOD I JUST POPPED A BLOOD VESSEL

>>24328885

>>24328140

Are you honestly the only one here who is socialy capable?

Thanks to all those other faggots I now realize why it's called /v/irgins. The people here really ARE social retards.

>>24328890
Reaction pictures don't make it any less true.

I refuse to date guys who are into Video Games.

No, seriously.

All you are are either fat fucks or skinny meek faggots. You have no backbone, no impulsiveness about you, no desire to change yourselves, no aggressive or assertiveness and you think just because we like Video Games too we should suddenly fall into your arms. Can that stupid pipe-dream, we'll take a normal guy with a variety of interests (and yes, that may include sports - if he's athletic himself all the better) over a guy who is obsessive about Video Games any day of the week.

Personality wise you are either morose and lazy or 'intellectual' and pretentious. There is nothing down to earth about you whatsoever. The former likes to use his apathy as an excuse not to do anything and the latter likes to consistently harp on about philosophy, politics, psychology, history, science or whatever in the vain (and horribly obvious and subtleless) hope that we'll be impressed by his 'working knowledge' of such things. How about you gain a working knowledge of the female body first? What college you go to doesn't impress me at all, I'd be more impressed with a mechanic with a bit of masculinity than a meek, quiet little BOY who goes to an ivy league college, the elitism and fact your kind looks down upon people isn't helpful either.

Finally, yes I'm butthurt. I've lost a supposed 'friend' because he said my choice in partners (I don't do relationships at the moment, only 'mutually beneficial exchanges' shall we say) was 'awful' and went on a rant about it with the usual emo nonsense you'd expect from someone like that. What business is it of yours who I sleep with? Just because we share interests and are friends that is no reason for me to sleep with YOU.

/rant

GIRL DONT LIKE THE VIDYA = NOT GIRLFRIEND MATERIAL

>>24328976
Delicious pasta

>>24328882

No it's not when the people you're with don't have interest in the sports you're talking about.
In that case it's the exact same story.

Morale of the story : Don't be a fag and exclude that girl from your conversation by talking about vidya. There is enough to talk about, but excluding somebody from a conservation is just plain faggotry.

>>24328944

Hey, kid. Welcome to 4chan. You must be new here.

gay guys love vidya

turn gay

problem solved

http://foothillnv.org/newspaper/October2008.pdf

Go down to the Commentary section. The same retarded argument, plus a dudes opinion. FUCKIN' FOUND THE CUNT.

>>24329014
If you're with your bros, don't bring your girl. If you're with your girl, don't bring your bros.

It's really simple.

>>24327537

>I AM THE CREATOR OF WOMEN. ALL WOMEN ARE THE SAME AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND AND ALSO HATE VIDEO GAMES.

>>24329064
I'm always up for some pretend.

>>24329064
Oh yeah can't wait to play some pretend :3

>>24327537

I actually found that fairly amusing. I've played WoW, and I'm ready to stab people in the neck after about 5 minutes of talking about it IRL.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Cait-Belcher/42204498

>>24328943
Fuck I love that picture.

Superficial whore

>>24329064
Really? I've been trying to find some gay guys who play games but I've been having trouble. I'd love to have one of my own~

>I can't possibly talk about shopping or makeup for that long
No, but I can guarantee you can talk about a lot of other inane bullshit for much longer.

>What about "Guitar Hero?", "Metal Gear?" "Grand Thef Auto?!"
Metal Gear?

>I'm still tempted to smash your system into the floorboards. Then I'd like to see you try to blah blah blah I'm an attention whore I just admitted it
So much like a female. "GRRRR a guy is making me mad, I guess that means I should destroy his possessions so that he'll pay attention to my needs! That's the mature thing to do, for sure."

>my new boyfriend, who already knows that video games are for little boys
He also knows how to cheat on you and abuse you. But hey, at least he's a generic faggot, right? That's all that matters.

>>24329066
page 8: DAT ASS

this is why we have pretend

>>24329038

Must resist urge . . . .

Nah, I knew /v/ was ronery and stupid, but not this much.

>>24329074

I'm sorry for pointing out that your behavior really is crap, even if you think otherwise. Suck it up and adjust yourself next time. You'll get way more respect from the girls next time.

>>24329064
>>24329133
>>24329139
>>24329176
group sex?

Im always up for a little pretend.......

still looking for a nerdy girl that isn't completely ugly

you meet these chicks on okcupid who say they're nerdy, but all of their spare time is spent drinking and clubbing and being whores. whatever.

>>24329259
Hell yes group sex! Then afterward we can have a lan party or just play separate games on separate TVs.

>>24328976

>>24328976
I would fall for this had I not seen it yesterday

IF MEN HAD VAGINAS - A ROMANCE STORY BY ANONYMOUS

>>24329235
get outta /v/ then, fag.

Cunt didn't get enough attention from her boyfriend

Between her fits of unadulterated rage ("Video games are for little boys") you can see that there are some shattered fragments of logic rolling around in her skull ("It's just common sense: don't invite your girlfriends over when you have the uncontrollable addiction to have your brain sucked into virtual worlds.")

She's just too butthurt to act mature about it

>>24328976

>lazy
>use his apathy as an excuse not to do anything

Haha, that sounds like me. God, I'm awesome.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

can't find any gay guys who like the vidya? seduce one of your straight friends

alcohol is good, or if they have a partner try and organise a drunken threesome

stick it in his ass while he isn't looking and if he likes it you've already won

if he doesn't it would be impolite to stop you so you at least get one free bumming

just do the same thing if he doesn't have a partner, but just stick it in him while he's drunk

>Female

Stopped reading here

>>24328976
1/10

>>24329235
All boards on 4chan are ronery and stupid, except for /b/, which is filled with tough guys and cancer.

>>24328976 All you are are either fat fucks or skinny meek faggots

Can't we be both? Pasta is not very effective with bara faggots.

>>24329272

>>24327537
My reaction face to the article.

I agree with her actually that you really shouldn't take someone on a date or anyone on anything for that matter and then proceed to talk about things that obviously don't interest them.

On the other hand, she sounds like a elitist bitch that thinks her hobbies and way of life is superior to other peoples for whatever reason, so she's an idiot. I'm sure she's bitched to him about something that he doesn't give a fuck about, but he's not going to go and write an entire article about it.

>>24329448

That's actually really horrible.

>>24329280
>you meet these chicks on okcupid who say they're nerdy, but all of their spare time is spent drinking and clubbing and being whores. whatever.

I hate how being "nerdy" is considered quirky and cute these days. Horseshit. Where was this trend when I was in highschool?

>>24328739

Replace it with anything that girls think is "stupid guy stuff" and you have the same thing.

>>24329066
which page

>>24329448
Oh God. I love my friends, and I mean no offense to them, but they just aren't lookers.

Well actually there was one guy, and he was giving me a gay vibe so I pursued it, but then he pulled a knife on me(he's one of those TOUGH GUYS), so I'm not gonna push it any further.

>>24329498
Post the awsome dirty verison :3

>>24329485

And AIDS and fail, don't forget the fail.

instead of the two bitches rolling their eyes at their engaged boyfriends, maybe they could've talked about stuff themselves instead of clinging onto their S/O for fulfillment

>>24329558

Napoleon Dynamite.

To be fair, I get sick of hearing about WoW after 10 seconds. I also don't like talking about geeky things when there are people around who don't care for that kind of thing...it embarrasses me.

What makes me rage is that she decides to hate video games and people who play them because her boyfriend is a retard and she's a weak-willed bitch who goes to a park at eleven at night and then sits there for four hours silently fuming. The last line in particular is shit. In any case, women have shittier interests than men (reality tv, "Twilight", shoe shopping...christ, it's awful), so she really has no right to talk.

>>24328332
>a forum for expressing opinions.
what the fuck are you talking about

>>24329599

>>24329599
>he was giving me a gay vibe so I pursued it, but then he pulled a knife on me

He sounds like a fucking homophobic psycho

>>24329448

>can't find any gay guys who like the vidya? seduce one of your straight friends
oh god here we go

>alcohol is good, or if they have a partner try and organise a drunken threesome
Only pussies are lightweights to begin with... and you have to be at least a little bi to want an MMF threesome to begin with

>stick it in his ass while he isn't looking and if he likes it you've already won
what

>if he doesn't it would be impolite to stop you so you at least get one free bumming
...what

>just do the same thing if he doesn't have a partner, but just stick it in him while he's drunk
WHAT

>>24329614
Women find self-worth in relationships, so when they feel that a relationship is falling apart they feel like they're failing and get mad at the person.

Men find self-worth in accomplishments. Whether it be beating a video game or getting a doctorate. This means that often times their relationships suffer.

This is another big reason why men and women don't get a long.

>>24329498

>>24328563
she wasn't on a date

>>24329654
This is pretty much my general consensus as well. Conversations about games like wow bore me to no end.

>>24328387
it's posts like this that leave me absolutely baffled at how the rest of you rage at the girl in OP grossly generalizing

holy fuck

>>24328683

This.

It amazes me to no end how a typical male interest(video games, cars, sports, etc.) are considered childish or stupid in a woman's eyes. I think its stupid to buy shoes to match every outfit you own and to go to spas for pedicures. But I don't bitch about it, so long as it's not my money being spent. Women need to accept that men like different things than they do. Not bash it to death or try to change it.

>>24329066
The worst is the boy's opinion there. Halo 3 on Veteran difficulty? Lolwut?