Define REAL.

ITT games with wars that have been covered.

What makes an achievement fake?

>>24186119

Define "define"

>>24186101
It's an achievement to stick with this game after it turned out to be such a huge disappointment.

>>24186173
ITT: Games with Gurus that have gone.

Tales of Vesperia.

They call me...

Fuck 7-day survival.

>>24186200
ITT: games that are slaves to the misery

Picture related.

>>24186119
Save all 50 niggers in the mall

Because playing a game for 14 hours straight makes you a 'real' gamer.

>>24186266
>Achievement: Beat the campaign

Yea pretty hardcore

>>24186198
>Dead Rising
>huge disappointment

>>24186182
lol you completed an mandatory and simple mission, have some gamer points!!!

vs.

Find the hidden shit in an obscure place for 5 gamerpoints.

>>24186266
One of the few Acheivments worthy of the name is "Little Rocket Man". Fuck, Stopping the car every 9 yards to put it back in was a pain.

I got all the achievements except for 7-day survivor. My 360 RROD'd on day 6. In my unprecedented rage, I punched the console into pieces before remembering about the extended warranty.

>>24186328
>The One Free Bullet

>>24186224
Seconded

>>24186419
Not that hard. The hardest part was not acidently shooting another one.

>>24186419

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUU

I got so far. At one point after using the Grav gun so much I just said "fuck it" and started blasting away. That was when I noticed I was only 10 minutes away from the end of the game. DAMN YOU AWESOME GUNS THAT SHOOTAN THINGS

Thread can be ended now.

>>24186535
No. Fuck you. Yes it was.
Just because of the temptation to shoot another gun.
Also, see:
>>24186386

>>24186419
Don't forget Neighborhood Watch!

>>24186585
Oh, god dammit. Fuck you. No.
This shit so does not count.

You want impossible Acheivements?

Any badly received game with multiplayer.
Turning Point : Fall of Liberty for example.
Enjoy never winning 100 games because theres no fucker else to play it against.

>>24186585
REACH LEVEL 75 WITH EVERY CLASS
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>24186632
I'm about to attempt that one.

Is it fuck hard as I imagine it to be?

>>24186793
Make full use of save states is all I can say.

Obsessive - 100GS
While connected to Xbox LIVE, play the game for once a day for 100 days

FFFFFFFFFFFFF--


Also...
Remember September '44 - 50GS
While connected to Xbox LIVE, play the game on September 17th.

Release date: September 23, 2008

>>24186830
Raged a bit.

>>24186830
One way to ensure continued play.

Also, Expect full servers on that day.

>>24186649
Why can't I stop laughing?

>>24186585
Is that the one where you gotta get max lvl with every character even though you only get one free character slot and have to pay for more?

lol

>>24186224
I feel your pain. I can't get Estelle's Itemania title because I fucked up and inherited items without item book data. I basically have a chunk of accessories missing thanks to the attachments.

If the DLC adds the items to my dictionary that would be lovely, but I essentially have to rectify this by playing the game again without inheriting items and inheriting item book data.

I wish there were a way to see how many people worldwide are registered as having an Acheivement. Then you'd know if you actually acheived somthing or not.

>>24186992

Because... ITS TRUE

HOLY SHIT

>>24187105

www.x360a.com ?

you know it's true

>>24187072
No, dipshit. Every JOB. As in, class.
Unlike WoWfaggottry, you can change your job/class on the same character to whatever you want, whenever you want.

>>24187105
This is actually a good idea.

Why is it not already available?

Wait no.

http://www.mygamercard.net/completionlb.php

>>24187072

No, in FFXI, you can change jobs whenever you want in cities or something. Don't remember.

They each have their own level... get 'em all to 75. Fuck that. That's seriously like a few months of time in game.

>>24187287
That's a list of achievements. Not something that shows how many people have the achievement.

>>24187072
you get achievements per maxing out a certain class so you don't need to max out everything at least still a huge pain in the ass

Orange box had a lot of achievements but save for neighborhood watch and some of the collecting ones you got most of the achievements along the way.

Holy fuck tales of vesperia, took me forever to get 1k cred 'cause if you miss shit at certain points you gotta beat the entire game over again.

Earth Defense Force only has like, five, but they're hella hard to get.

The worst types of games are shit like avatar or ninja turtles, king kong and PSU where all the achievements are fucking shit like "beat level 2" or other crap you HAVE to do anyway to beat the game.

>>24187396
see
>>24187335

>>24187338
Just read on a forum that some guy has been playing this game casually for three years and only has 250/1000.

There are not enough hours in your life to get all the achievements in this game...

PROVE ME WRONG

>>24186226
Day 6 : DISC READ ERROR

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>24187457
Ive been playing hardcore for 2 years and casually for 3 and I have 425.

>>24187418
>The worst types of games are shit like avatar or ninja turtles, king kong and PSU where all the achievements are fucking shit like "beat level 2" or other crap you HAVE to do anyway to beat the game.

I hate it when jRPG's do this. LO and Vesperia are especially deluding because you get like 150~200 points just by reaching a checkpoint.

>>24187418
LOST: Via Domus is a good example of this too.

Watch cutscenes, get achievements!

>>24187515
and I forgot to add, its 425/1200

>>24186585
>>24186830
Fucking stupid achievements aren't REAL achievements

REAL achievements are ones you have to FUCKING WORK FOR because they are shit hard. Grinding to level 75 is time consuming, not near impossible.

The Simpsons Game.

You get an Acheivment for pushing the Start button at the title screen.

I'm not even sure one of the Raiden Fighters 2 achievements is possible.

Devil May Cry 4, fuck

>>24187479
I lost all my savegames after buying a new HDD. Is there any way to transfer them?

It took me a month to find out the last secret achievement I needed in Orange Box was to put the can in the trash. Never have I done that in Half Life 2 before.

Bionic Commando: Rearmed.

Fuck yeah Superhard.

Thread over. I've invested in over 120 hours into this game and only have 15/1000. Each achievement takes tons of time or collectan, trust me this game has manly achievements.

>>24186585
Those aren't achievements. They are warnings of a person having who shits in his socks.

>>24187479
You havent played Rumble Roses

>>24187335
FUCK YEAR!

I'm 13,242nd in the world at Fallout 3!

Impossible in jungle level.

>>24187233
This is actually true. The achievements are legitimate as well, since the game is so damn hard.

Hell, getting past the first level is an achievement.

I hate vesperia's achievements because in order to get them, you need to buy or look up a strategy guide.

Enjoy never getting Two For One legitimately.

>>24187817
That is the only achievement I have left to get.
1245/1750, FFFFF.

>>24187817
disproved.

I hate acheivements such as "GET TO NUMBER ONE IN THE WORLD LEADERBOARD"

Also, I used to think gamerscore pointss were to be used aginst thing in the Game Marketplace. I was pissed when I found out it was mere E-Peen.

>>24187701

Yes, I have. I've cleared 10 singles champion achievements. I've been playing DOAX2 for over a year and haven't got a single achievement.

Ridge Racer 6 says hi. Fucking rage-inducing difficulty and dumb achievements.

Honorable mentions:
- EDF 2017 (JESUS CHRIST SO MANY ENEMIES OH GOD),
- Blue Dragon (FUCKING MINIGAMES)
- Ace Combat 6 (BULLSHIT MULTIPLAYER ACHIEVEMENTS)
- Project Sylpheed (FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF)

>>24187932
BEAT ONE OF THE DEVELOPERS

Fuck you!

>>24187457

I'm talking about months of time in the game. Like thousands and thousands of hours.

>>24187817
1. Play Infected on High Ground.
2. Obtain Spartan Laser
3. Hide like a bitch
4. Last Man Standing
5. ???
6. Achievement unlocked

Gears of War 2.
Seriously 2.0 achievement.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>24187973
I killed a Rockstar guy in GTAIV Mp. Thing is, I wasn't even aware he was, so it was awesome to get "Let Sleeping Rockstars Lie".

Actually, Mega Man 9 has some pretty hardcore achievements to unlock. Good fucking luck trying to unlock "Mr. Perfect" - Clear the game without getting damaged.

MS needs to use Gamerscore like an economy for the new Mii avatars. I dunno, give it a fucking purpose.

>>24188029
That achievement is viral.

>>24187993
Seriously 2.0 takes 11 hours.
Seriously... takes 166 hours.

>>24187980
Oh I see. I thought you meant like "LOL JUST PLAY FOR LIKE TWO MONTHS". My mistake. :)

Achievements are the worst thing to happen to gaming since hordes of casuals and forced DRM.

>>24187973

GH3 had the easiest version of this.

hate achievements for either "x play time" or "x distance traveled" because you can get EVERY OTHER FUCKING THING accomplished but still have this shit to do so you rubberband the joystick up and have to keep your box running overnight or some shit like that. Goddamn.

>>24187539
I only got the Lost game because it was incredibly cheap and I like the show.

The game could have been so, so much better. :(

One achievement that's pissing me off right now is one from Lost Odyssey called "No One's This Perfect." 500 perfectly timed hits isn't bad, but it'd be nice to have something that keeps track.

>>24188193
Go die in a gutter somewhere.

>>24188073
Pretty sure that eventually achievements will unlock outfits and gear for your Xiis. That's something they promised, but who knows if they will put it in.

>>24188124
Yeah doesn't 2.0 include campaign kills?

Condemned 2 probably has the best version of Viral achievements, right next to Shadowrun. You had to kill 9 people with the SKX achievement to get it, and in Shadowrun you had to perfectly teabag someone with it.

>>24188048
Jesus.

>>24188241
You should have the achievement before you finish the game.

Really fucking easy.

>>24188281
Exactly.

Team Fortress 2 is, so far, the only game I can agree with when it comes to achievements. Most of them are aimed at a player improving his game and helping out his fellow teammates. Only a few are pure toughman achievements and one or two are joke achievements.

>>24186411
i lol'd hard

>>24188259
Really? I got that one mid-Disc 2. Just use the (Whatever Ring)+ versions as they make it MUCH easier to Perfect. Currently working on Treasure Trove though... shouldn't be too hard as I've collected all the Auction House items. Just need to backtrack to everywhere else, pick up a guide for item locations and get to work.

>>24188048
HAHAHAAH FUCK THAT

ZOMBIE GENOCIDE

FUCK YOU.

4 HOURS OF DRIVING

CONSTANT

DRIVING

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>24188378
See thing is, my team is basically 2 melee's and 3 casters so timed hits doesn't come into play that often. Also I have a nasty habit of using Combo over the regular fight command.

>>24188048
Yeah MM9 has some insane achievements. I doubt I could ever get Mr. Perfect

Awesome achievements are awesome.

Sure it's got some shitty campaign ones but a lot of them are fuckwin.

>>24188387
About an hour and a half actually.