I hate laywers.

"I hate this thread"

OW STOP SHOOTING ME FRANCIS.

"He's crushing me"

Zoey says:CHEESE SAUCE!

>>24153546
That was never said in Left 4 Dead.

I miss the internet.

"I hate Ayn Rand"

Zoey: Oh no! The zombies killed God!

I lold so hard...

"I hate Ayn Rand"

Chicago Ted: "Zombies? All I see is a bunch of MAGGOTS."

"Game over man, GAME OVER"

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>>24153610
Oh shit, I forgot about that part in Dead Air.

>>24153637
I have that as my text ringer.

GRABBIN PEEELS
and....
ZZZZOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEYYYYY!!!!!!!

Bill: "I'm sure there are no zombies in this filthy sewer. (Depressed chuckle)

HERE I'LL FIX YA UP

SPY IS SAPPIN' MAH SENTRY.

>>24153617
>>24153608
when does he say that?

Scout: "Why don't you say that to my face, tough guy. BONK"

"Say goodbye to your secret crap, dumbasses!"

>>24153835
When you walk past the giant statue of Atlas in the 4th part of Dead Air.

>>24153719
>>24153637
Dayum I haven't heard either of these yet.

Zoey: "Look Bill, it's your favourite! Stairs!"

>>24153913
Bill says this in No Mercy, the sewers just before the hospital.

Zoey says game over man in the elevator in No Mercy. It might be random when she says it 'tho.

Francis:.....Whatever

>Game over man, GAME OVER

That's from Aliens. Goddamn when will video games stop referencing those movies.

"I'm gonna call zombie bullshit on this one"

Lets see...Im Francis and that's Grandpa Bill and... THERE'S ZOMBIES OUT HERE! OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR!

THEY AINT VAMPIRES MAN DEY ZOMBIES!

>>24154096

holy fuck i was unprepared to have franciscock in my face

When walking into a dirty forest shack:

"Francis, does this remind you of your home?"

I fucking love this game. Seriously, just played it the first time tonight with my bros. Best shit ever.

>>24154227
cool story bro

>>24154053
I always hear this one. It's lost it's charm.

The full thing is I can't believe how fast these zombies move, I'm gonna call zombie bullshit on this one.

>>24154096

RRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHGGGGGGGEEEEAAAAAAAHH

-Hunter

"This game sucks ass" -All Left 4 Dead players with functional braincells

On the subject of conversations, where are some multiple line conversation points in the game?

I can only recall the elevator in No Mercy p4, where you can get a few, be it MY OWN BARE HANDS or can I shoot your beard

I heard there's a shirt with everything Francis hates on it.
Can anyone confirm?

>>24154439
Valve Store

"Ahurr, ahurr hurr"

Francis laughs.

>>24154448
Link?

*Francis' "manly" screams when he's pinned down by a Hunter*

If Francis hates both elevators, and stairs, how does he move from floor to floor in a building? Ladders?

Nevermind I found it

>>24153992
You have a higher chance of hearing Zoey's ridiculous "Game over man... GAME OVER!" If your team is doing poorly. You need low health and probably Bill needs to not be present.

If bill's present you usually hear his conversation with Francis about his beard starting to turn, or hear Bill say something like

"This doesn't compare to the great zombie outbreak of 1957. They don't make em' like they used to I guess."

>>24154593

He just chooses the right floor to be on and stays there.