I'm a skinny nerd who plays video games.

Doesn't hurt a bit.

You mean scrawny, tall, crackly-voiced, pizza-faced four-eyes?

Me. Except people like me cause I'm smart and they need me to pass the course.

Nope barely have time for the vidya.....
I'm not saying im better than you...
but rather i prefer to go out and chill than being all day in the vidya...
when i was a kid i used to do it so much, but growing up changs you i guess...

Fat, long haired, WRPG and comic loving neckbeard. Oh yeah, and I love MMOs.

Not exactly stereotypical.

>>24094860
Then why the fuck are you here?

>>24094860
I'm older than you and I can tell you that you're wrong.

Yep.
Skinny nerd with no self esteem.
My friend recently lost his virginity, that really helped. D:

I AM FAT!

No, I am a beautiful male model who makes Fabio feel ashamed of his looks.

I have a well paying job, am not a virgin, have had 2 girlfriends and am slightly muscular (although a little overweight)

However, there is one thing

I'm asian. inb4penisjokes

If you're not, you shouldn't be here.

I'm a little overweight, have glasses, never talk to people or make eye contact, and regularly shirk responsibilities so I can play the vidya and do stuff online. No neckbeard though.

I'm average weight and have long hair.

I've got a beard... not neckbeard though.

My eyes are perfect, my voice is normal, I'm not a /v/irgin.

>>24094860

yeah so how can we trust you, tripfag?

>>24094927
pen15

thats a joke rite

I play video games.

I used to be really skinny, wore glasses, and was awkward in the Freshman year of high school. I was one of the smartest kids in high school.
Four years later, I'm pretty buff, wear contacts, and the awkwardness has slightly gone. Studying neurology, physiology, and behavior now.

There is hope, nerds.

I am.

Tall, overweight, glasses, curly hair, shutin, avoidant.

At least I don't have acne or a neckbeard.

Though, amazingly, not a virgin.

>>24094927

well I guess that makes you a hilarious penis joke right?

to best honest I've never met a stereotypical "gamer". i guess it's probably because any stereotypical gamer would probably still be playing games or would never talk to anyone.

i'm stereotypical to the point where i talk about videogames a lot i guess, and I play a lot. not overweight but not in good shape. one thing though is i can't stand not having good hygiene. shit just seems gross i've only met like 2 people in my life that have "gamer" hygiene.

>>24094839
Like in the movies!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?

I'm a pretty average looking guy. Pretty skinny, short hair, and just a goatee. I play alot of video games, but I'm also a huge football/hockey fan. My main problem is that I've become very socially awkward. I never used to be, I used to have some really good friends, but now I hardly ever see them.

>>24094890
Memories.

Not exactly stereotypical vidya playing nerd but pretty close.

Underweight, skinny, long hair, plays vidya 8 hours a day, does not care for appearance, social anxiety/depression, never had a girlfriend

Am I a /v/irgin?

>>24094843

Protip: They only like you because of that. Because of self interest.

>>24094860
not really a part of growing up.

you're just bored from doing the same shit over and over.

honestly, im a 20 year old girl with a good sense of style and studying advertising. i work retail as a "skate-street" wear style shop. when i tell people i am a gamer and addicted to WoW to boot they give me some pretty weird stares.

Skinny, overly tall, barely stand up straight....used to do a lot of drugs, stopped them, but my diet never reverted back, so I live off processed food. Pretty much traded one addiction for the other, the first being drugs and cigarettes and now I just live on the internet. Social life is crumbling and I'm leaving my country to try start afresh.

Oh and I haven't shaved in two days so I'm looking somewhat dirty round the face.

fat,virgin,no friends,vidya,social skills are lacking.

No neckbeard though, and I dont play WOW.

I'm pretty good looking, and I have personality... also i'm fairly stupid. so I wouldn't really consider myself the typical game nerd.

Yes, I'm the stereotype, except I'm a girl. I'm a 21 year old virgin female whose never had a boyfriend because I am too shy to talk to them. And it's not because I'm fat, pic is me

Overweight neckbeard who enjoys a HYOOOGE variety of games and have done pretty much since I was born. I'll be 22 next month.

5 foot 6 inches of lean 155 pound man.

Good looking. Great lover. Larger than average dick.

I'm smart, and pretty, although this seems to work against me more often than not. It's not normally accepted that somebody who looks like I do to be smart.

>>24095162
Where do you live? I'd like to marry you.

I won't lie. I am.

>>24095162
>sense of style
>"skate-street" wear style shop
hope you only work there for the money, otherwise you're just a trend whore like scene kids like people who believe in " edgy" fashion.

i got a stummy but my face is alright and i dont where glasses. that will probably change considering how much time i spend either on 4chan, watching anime and b-movies and playing the vidya in the dark

>>24095099
sounds hot. pic please

>>24095162
6/10, and that's because you'll inevitably troll at least two people who will visit this thread.

If you really are a girl, you're an attention whore.

Why does a 'gamer' thread has WoW in every second post, and why do you fags still deny it.

All I do is play the vidya and workout.

I can squat 380lbs and speedrun super metroid.

atthesametime

>>24095188
You're the guy passing off as the asian girl.

>>24095222
>>24095201
Idiots who felled for a gay troll on /v/

>>24095188
That sucks. :(

>>24095188
>1229099203273.jpg

>>24095123

you are one step closer to enlightenment my friend

>>24095162
an addiction to WoW does not mean gamer, for fucks sake.

I don't know you, and I don't care what you think.

Every girl is convinced because they've played TLoZ, WoW, own a Wii or DS or because Mario Kart is in their vocabulary that they're a gamer. THIS IS NOT SO.

You play games. You are not a 'Gamer'.

I don't mean to offend you (although I probably have), but WoW is not proof of a gamer.

>>24095263
Am I supposed to know what that means?

OP here:

Motherfuckers, i said "honest".

You wouldn't think I enjoy much of anything if you saw me. And you certainly wouldn't think I play videogames.

Yeah, I fit the bookish, kinda sheltered, borderline overweight, blemished skin stereotype, but I actually have a job, I'm social, and there's a few other ways I don't fit. Weird "middle of the road" thing going on, here.

>>24095188
I will be your boyfriend, I'm feeling charitable.

Again though, Zelda does not a gamer make.

after three years of fucking around in college i finally got started with a few cs classes maybe towards a degree. There are stereotypical gamers. Plenty of them, you just have to know where to look.

>>24095301
0/10

playing games = gamer. just because shes never played good games doesn't mean she doesn't play games. no such thing as some elite hierarchy of gamers.

>>24095215

i like selling stupid children shit blindly with their parents money and have no problem socializing and approaching people.

I've actually been signed on to a major modeling agency. I don't do many shoots because that means spending an entire weekend in NYC.

My whole life is for videogames. I own all 3 new gen systems with a Gamefly account, and a huge collection of older gen systems that I still try to scope out games for. If it wasn't for my parents kicking me out I'd probably be staying there still, just playing videogames all day. The only reason I have a job is so that I can get an apartment that has electricity so that I can play the games that I want. The only grocery shopping I do IS chips and soda. Otherwise I just order pizza, quick and easy. I keep portable systems in my desk drawer so that whenever I have time to fuck off I get a little bit ahead in whatever game I'm playing. I even use my break hour for gaming. I'm gaming even now on Everquest. I have high level characters in EQ, EQ2, FF11, WoW, you name it. Even some of the free beta servers. The only real social life I have is through these games which isn't really that much either considering that I'm too busy leveling and getting items to 'just chat' to every fucker who wants items. I wouldn't trade it for the world. I tried the whole real world thing, it's nothing but bullshit. All you've got to do is make sure you can pay the bills, eat, play videogames, and fap to porn. You call it bliss I call it fucking perfection.

I don't have glasses and a pocket protector, but I fit in with the rest of the stuff.

When I posted this image a few weeks ago, I said, "Oh wow, I even LOOK like a stereotypical vidya nerd."

>>24095375
Even though your life isn't real, I envy you ;(

>>24095200
Or be pretty?

What kind of dude is pretty... Unless you're a girl. With a larger than average dick.

>>24095301
my first system was a nintendo when I was four, after beating double dragon, dragon warrior, marble madness, and zelda by the time i was 6 i was hooked on gamed. i just played wow ASIDE from my addiction to consoles.
....member of nintendo power since 1995.

Same.
Skinny, has my nostalgia googles on every day, ect.

Average looking, a bit smart, no desire to engage in social activities. I usually just hang out in my room, either playing video games, posting on forums/4chan or reading.

I guess I could get a girlfriend, but I'm sort of stuck, because as much as I want a girlfriend, I want her to be at least a *bit* smart. Not super-nerdy or anything, but just able to keep up with me in conversations. It's not that easy to find someone who might like you, who doesn't look like shit, who is shorter than 5'6" AND is clever enough. It just seems like such a longshot. Doesn't help that I generally don't find other people interesting either. :(

That being said, I don't feel bad about myself. Although it's technically *me* that something is wrong with (I'm hate "dumb" people) at least I have something to feel all elitist and shit about. Naw, not really. :3 What I mean is, I just want a girl that can understand me. I don't think it would work on looks alone.

Bottom line, I'm a /v/irgin in that I'm a virgin and I live in my mother's basement, but I'm not really obsese, ugly, etc.

tall, skinny, glasses
girls all over me, most of which play vidya gaems and are cute

2 whoever is saying thats not part of growing up..
try living on your own, working, college, and friends...
I still play some..mostly n64 since im a nostalgia fag..and I may not look hot, but im decent, average penis, and great sweetalker...

>>24095375
>I've regressed so far that I am beyond depression. I live in an illusory world in which I exist vicariously through game characters. Please kill me.

>>24095245

I'm this poster, and I assure you, I'm no troll. >>24095099

>>24095200
How the fuck is 155 'lean' at 5'6?

I'm 108 at 5'7

>>24095422
I think his life is more real than your average cunt pounding stud.

I'm a short trap.

I've been mistaken for a girl too many fucking times to count now. I hardly weigh 110. I play vidya alot, but it's slowed down with life coming to hit me in the face.

I'm also a virgin, but I've been asked out before, never taken any offers, donno why.

>>24095340
there is a hieracrchy of games. i have a mint copy of FF3....same girl that you have all been ratting on for not being "hardcore"

>>24095340
Watched a movie = Film Buff

drew as a kid/at all = Artist

played air guitar while thinking of a song = Musician

Played a video game = Gamer

>>24095516
I meant he was lying, sorry for the misunderstanding

Look like an ordianry guy really, slim but not scrawny, no blemishes, oridnary looks.

But I adhere to all the mannerisms of a "nerd playing videogames", rage, ronery, etc.

I'm actually not..
I play video games 4 times a week at least, but Fridays and/or Saturdays I'm out down the pub with friends.

We all talk about video games and usually one of my fiends holds gaming nights for Street Fighter 2 Turbo HD Remix mini tournaments. We also play Guilty Gear, Alpha 3, Marvel vs Capcom 2, Smash Bros and other crap.

I'd say I'm still 80% video game obsessed, just don't look it from my appearance.

2nd year at college, I've gone to one party the very first day i got here

spend pretty much every friday and saturday night playing tf2 or other games, sometimes movies

>>24095560
oh. yeah it does seem kind of far fetched

/b/ shit.

Hope you fags realize this. I'm going away and be back Monday night when you fags are asleep for your last week in high school.

>>24095474
Geez, felt like I was reading my alter ego's post, there.

I am 5' 10", blonde hair, blue eyes, six-pack abs, 7.5 inch penis. On the outside you would think that I hated video games. In reality, I play they so much that they have become a major part of my life. I have turned down numerous girls who have approached me. So, I guess I would not call myself the stereotypical "nerd playing videogames" due to my appearance but due to my heart. Also, I officially have not been outside my house in over 50 hours! A new personal record to be shared and celebrated!

>>24095528
Now, don't be hasty. I said WoW isn't proof of a gamer girl, not that you weren't (although I admit, I thought it) and I don't want to say this but I'm going to say what I feel because there is really no reason to hold back: The general consensus is that girl gamers exists, but they only ever seem to play guitar hero and Square/Enix games. I hate this. Gamers do not discount themselves good games. Just like I'll watch Transformers and then Green Mile the next hour. A gamer plays more then WoW, Zelda and Final Fantasy.

... Although FF3 is far enough back to warrant some dedication, I wouldn't say you're a 'gamer'. Or... Maybe I would, I don't know. You're blurring the lines dammit.

ITT: Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.

>>24095440

I just am. I'm a pretty guy. I don't know how to explain it.