Will there be a Goldeneye Wii or Goldeneye 360?

why does Nuts & Bolts suck so much and everything else that has came out since you left Nintendo? You used to be cool Rare.

What the fuck is "Rare" and how come I've never heard of them up until this very moment?

>>23683725

Battletoads.Yes or No.
Killer Instinct. Yes or No.
Perfect Dark. Remake or Sequel.

I believe you are lying.

>>23683738
Because you're underage b&

>>23683725
No, that movie came out ages ago.
>>23683738
I used to work for them, they made video games.
>>23683812
Battletoads: No
Killer Instinct: No
Perfect Dark: It's a sequel in the same sense that Nuts and Bolts is a sequel to Banjo Tooie.

What company secrets did you divulge?

Did you manage to steal/copy/etc any interesting game source code or textures/music/other media?

>>23683899
>Perfect Dark: It's a sequel in the same sense that Nuts and Bolts is a sequel to Banjo Tooie.

>INSTEAD OF SHOOTING ALIENS WITH GUNS, YOU BUILD TANKS AND CATAPULTS

>>23683899
>Battletoads: No

Upon reading this, I feel that if I hadn't been fired, you should have quit.

>>23683669

Are you guys going to make a game in which you don't excessive amounts of doo-dads?

why exactly did Rareware leave Nintendo after Starfox Adventures?

>>23683963
>I hadn't been fired
>I

I mean you

Why did they force their bullshit character designs unto the xbox?

More info on Perfect Dark plz.

Will you guys EVER make Conker's Bad Fur Day 2?

>>23683669
I believe you are lying.

What were the Stamper brothers' favorite pub?

>>23683976
Our new majority stockholders sold us to Rare.
>>23683941
Financial stuff mostly, I may be in some legal trouble if my lawyer doesn't find some loopholes.

what is the source of Rare's newfound suck? Maybe it was you, and they'll be awesome again now.

i no longer have questions
we finally got stop n swop and rare fucked us in the ass

>>23683983
I concur with your statement bro.

>>23683738

I assume you're underaged b&, but the reason you haven't heard about them is because they haven't made anything good in the past 10 years.

>>23684052
How should I know, video games are for nerds. I have a wife and kids buddy.
>>23684020
Actually yes, it is being looked into. Nothing is for certain yet though.
>>23684014
Nostalgia mostly.
>>23684016
I don't know much about it, I know it has customizable weapons though ;)

how about another conker game?

Oh hey, WHY DID YOU NEVER MAKE ANOTHER 2D DONKEY KONG GAME? THOSE GAMES WERE FUCKING AMAZING.

To what extend was Donkey Kong Racing worked on for the Gamecube? Was it ever anything more then that movie that was shown early in the Gamecube's life?

Why of all places would you choose to share company info on /v/ and get into more potential legal trouble? I believe you are bullshitting.

>>23684143
lol wat

You really are lying. Didn't you know they worked at Rare?

M-m-m-m-m-monsterfail.

Did you guys can the XBLA game Fast and the Furriest?

what was one of the most ridiculous things Nintendo or Microsoft asked Rare to do? say they insisted on Doknkey Kong to be in KI or something.

>>23683899
>Killer Instinct: No
sage

>>23684055
the majority stockholders of rare at the time were the Stamper brothers. Why did they sell their stock?

>>23684189
I liked them too, I have all 3 of them on VC on Wii. But Microsoft doesn't have any interest in us producing any 2d games now.
>>23684210
It was a lot further along than you might think, but it wasn't ready for release yet. They had a nice playable demo out, but I don't think the public ever saw it.
>>23684227
Who's gonna do what? I have not been the only one laid off lately, so cry me a river.

why don't you tell us shit you think it's important instead of letting us ask about rumors?

Admit it, you were the one that suggested that Nuts and Bolts should have vehicles.

You bastard.

>>23684143
>Actually yes, it is being looked into.
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Is JollyJack a permanent member of the art team?

>>23684279
I think it sucks that Microsoft won't let us do any 2d remakes like Megaman 9, but for Battletoads or a new property.
>>23684304
I don't know, but I think part of it was that they didn't think the Wii would be successful. Personally I think they made a horrible decision in selling, and most of my coworkers agreed with me.

>>23684467
>they didn't think the Wii would be successful

Oh hey, Nintendo sold Rare long before the Wii was even in concept, you're bullshitting us.

>>23684467
lol
0/10 troll.
The sale of Rareware took place in the first quarter of the Gamecube's life. Long before the Wii. Do some more research before you try a thread like this again.

>>23684467
What was the original concept for the Banjo game on the 360?

Because there was one

why do you have toilet paper as a company logo_

>>23684513
I said I didn't know for sure, but the Wii's basic concepts were set in stone long before the Wii was pubically announced. The basics of motion controls were already firmly in place, and I even remember a prototype of the Wiimote with a joystick.

ITT indulge someone with no credibility at all

ITT: OP, even if he did work for Rare is probably under a confidentiality agreement, regardless of getting laid off. SO... even if he was fired he couldn't tell you anything anyway since he is already in legal trouble and divulging anything else would take him into even further shit.
Also niggers. all of you for believing him.

so you were like what, the guy that wiped the screens down at night?

>>23684590
I spent the whole thread up until this post thinking the OP got laid (sex) off of divulging company secrets.

I should go to bed.

>>23684579

WHY WAS DINOSAUR PLANET TURNED INTO SFA, I REFUSE TO BELIEVE EVERYONE WAS ALL FOR IT AND NOBODY FORCED ANYTHING ON SOMEONE

>>23684590
Unless Mr. Moot emails my IP out I think I will be fine. I don't know any massive game spoilers anyways.

>>23684590
I'm sure they'll trace back all of it to an anonymous imageboard thread that will likely be deleted in an hour.

Right now it's all speculation and hope anyway.

Do you have any future plans for Nintendo?

>>23684650
Basically Starfox was slapped on in a lame attempt to sale more because there was no starfox game very far in development, and we knew the fans would scoop it up.

Before that a character looking almost exactly like Krystal took Fox's role, and before even that it was something else, but I forget what.

>>23684744

But who forced it on who, Nintendo, Rare or a combination of both so that fucking argument can be put to rest forever.

>>23684653
Nor the names of your coworkers. Good going there!

>>23684143
You wouldn't know about /v/ then.

Wtf is with the role-playing fags around here. Do you really need to fag up this forum anymore just because your life sucks donkey cock?

>>23684822
It was before my time, I was hired right after Rare moved to Microsoft. Honestly I don't know.

So what does rare do with all its unused game ideas? Like beta builds of games. Do those just get deleted or are they saved?

>>23684870
I found out about this site in a chat with someone on Rare Witch Project. Personally I don't care much for those fanboys, so whenever I want to talk video games I usually come here.

What was the reasoning for turning Conker's Grand Adventure into Conker's Bad Fur Day? Who pushed the button to turn a largely E-rated game into adult territory, and why?

>>23684143
>How should I know, video games are for nerds.

Well, he's got the Microsoft attitude down.

>>23684955
any sane person in legal trouble wouldn't start throwing out more information, because it'll just increase the risk that your ass will get fried.

>>23684951
Eventually they are put in what a couple of us call the pit. Basically it's just where we store data whenever we don't plan to look at it ever again. I don't know what they do about cleaning it out. So yeah they are all saved, at least for a while.

>>23684992
THIS

Hey, /v/, Gabe Newell here. Just wanting to check in on you guys and see if you're enjoying our games.

HRNNNNNNNGHHHH

>>23685057
>HRNNNNNNNGHHHH

Watch out, Gabe's going to barf!

>>23685057
OH GOD SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE FOR GABE

IF HE DIES, WHO ELSE WILL BRING BACK ADRIAN SHEPARD AS THE SURPRISE TWIST AT THE END OF EPISODE 3?

>>23684992
Before my time, but I still know the answer. After Banjo Kazooie/Tooie, Mario, Glover, and all the other cutesy platformers, we felt that something needed to be done to set Conker apart. That's why it was made more "adult" (if singing poo and diarrhea buffalo's are adult). Nintendo was surprisingly very accepting of this.

A NEW WIZARDS AND WARRIORS GAME
WHERE IS IT, RARE?

>>23685099
what's the last name of the guy who maintains the rareware website?

>>23685099
>diarrhea buffalo's

...The hell you goin' on about boy

>>23685088
Bullshit, we already called Adrian appearing halfway through episode 3.

That's about all I have time for guys, so in another minute or 2 I am going. Put out any last minute questions now.

WILL THERE EVER BE A REMAKE/SEQUEL TO JET FORCE GEMINI

>>23685171
Feed the buffalo prune juice to give it diarrhea. Big laughs right?

>>23685182
Bullshit, it turns out you're secretly playing as him the whole time and you only find out when you rescue Gordon and Alyx from their downed helicoptor from the end of Episode 2.

Somehow the Counterstrike arms and green HUD wont be a dead giveaway, I swear!

>>23684570
can't unsee

>>23685249
Oh yeah now I remember.

Hey, it was the funniest damn game in existence back when it came out.

>>23685239
That came up once or twice, but I honestly wouldn't bet on it. The only franchises (other than BK) that I see coming back from the N64 days is Perfect Dark and Conker. A Conker's Bad Fur Day 2 game is very possible, and as of right now it seems most people there are pushing to leave it as a platformer, though again all this may very well never come to pass.

>>23685317
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

>>23685317
Give us one last awesome bit of info before you go.

>>23685317

Didn't Chris Seavor want to turn the focus entirely on the Squirrel/Tediz war and Kill Conker off in the first minutes of the game?

>>23685317
DAMMIT RARE
WIZARDS AND WARRIORS
WHERE IS IT

Why do they keep teasing KI3 when it isn't coming?

>>23685099
This post contradicts your previous post of joining Rare after Microsoft had bought them out.

Rare sucks. You should be happy you're fired from such a shit company.

After Perfect Dark, I don't think anything worthwhile has been pumped outta Rare.

WHERE'S MY NEW SABER WULF

LOL HE MADE HIS NAME RARE SO HE SURELY MUST WORK FOR THEM LOLOLOL!

You don't get "laid off" for doing things your company doesn't like, you get fired. 0/10 OP, use correct terminology next time and maybe someone will take you seriously.

Why is Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts a giant troll of a videogame that 90% of the time is digging at the player, whom more than likely is a nostalgiafag like myself, who played the first two when they were younger?

OH, HERES KAZOOIES MOVES BUT YOU CAN USE THEM UNTIL THE SEQUEL!

NOT AS MANY AS THAT ITALIAN GENTLEMAN.

I INVENTED FPS'S, BUT GOSH I WISH I DIDNT

LOG, greatest videogame troll ever.

>>23685445
YOU GOT ONE ON THE GBA
GIVE WIZARDS AND WARRIORS A TURN
GODDAMN RARE YOU NEED TO MAKE WIZARDS AND WARRIORS 4
OR 5 IF YOU COUNT THE GAMEBOY ONE
YOU COULD MAKE THE BIGGEST PILE OF CRAP AND CALL IT WIZARDS AND WARRIORS AND I'LL BUY IT FOR $50 BUCKS
YOU CAN ADD BUILD YOUR OWN HORSE/SWORD/MAGIC SPELL/WHATEVER
JUST MAKE IT GODDAMN

WHERE IS MY HIT SEQUEL TO JET FORCE GEMINI?!

>>23685384
Haven't heard anything, sorry.
>>23685408
No it doesn't
>>23685445
I laughed at this. Don't hold your breath buddy, you are about as likely to see Donkey Kong or Starfox on the Xbox as you are Saber Wulf. Hell for the longest time I didn't even know who he was besides some guy that BK needs to save.

>>23685551
WHAT THE HELL MAN
KUROS: VISIONS OF POWER WAS THE BEST THING RARE EVER MADE
STOMP BACK INTO THEIR STUDIOS AND DEMAND IT

>>23685513
Like I tell everyone that asks us that, think of it as punishment for betraying Nintendo.

Really though, the guys who worked on that game knew you wanted a nostalgia filled plat former, they just didn't want to give it to you. That whole returning Kazooie's moves thing was done for no other reason EXCEPT for them to make fun of you, and to continue the tradition of promising something in a sequel. So thats it: It's nothing more than a not so subtle inside joke at your expense. Sorry.

That's it guys, I will be back later maybe but for now I am beat. Goodnight.

Will we ever see a sequel to Conker's Bad Fur Day?