...?

next for what

>>22569289
>you guy's are next.
>you guy has are next.

What a shame.

Here /v/, have some Ice-Cream

>>22569289
>you guy is are next

?

sage for:

>>retarded tripfag
>>new tripfag
>>twilight
>>faggotry
>>attempted shitstorm
>>shitty spelling
>>poor trolling

>>22569375
get banned already /b/ fag

>>22569328
Do i need to explain this for you? Shitty book-->Shitty movie-->Shitty_____

Hint: a videogame is the next logical expansion for this franchise.

The movie industry's had terrible titles on and off for the past 50 years.

>>22569506

Fuck....

>>22569506
>>22569725
HOLY SHIT THERE'S GOING TO BE A SHITTY GAME OF A SHITTY BOOK/MOVIE?

OH, WAIT, THIS HAS BEEN HAPPENING FOR THE LAST 30 YEARS ALREADY.

Nothing is worse than a teenage girl reading Twilight.

>>22569880
Nothing is worse than the assholes who complain about it on a board that isn't about movies. Take this shit to /tv/.

>>22569861
Twilight isn't just a shitty book, it's one of the 12 signs of the apocalypse. The videogame based on it will be worse then the shittiest game you have ever played, and will reduce you to a pile of blubbering flesh. Not that most of /v/ isn't that way already, but your minds were still somewhat intact. At least until now anyway.

BOY, IT SURE IS VIDEO GAMES AROUND HERE, SON
SURE IS VIDEO GAMES, PA

This is the final boss of the game...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-turfrcQY-w

KILL WITH FIRE

>>22569506
No sir, he was making a remark on you're poor grammar.
Apostrophes shouldn't be used for simple plurals.

oh cool I can use these.

>>22570013
Sage for some faggot giving this much of a damn over some shitty movie.

>>22570069

Holy shit. Does she have downs syndrome?

Twilight is shitty self-insertion vampire romance that makes fanfiction.net look like a vault of literary masterpieces.

I read like 5 or so chapters of Twilight and I gave up. It was just too terrible.

I haven't read twilight.

But it's being described as harry potter for teenage girls.

>>22570116On you are shitty gammar
Was this intentional?

>>22570362
I object to that. Harry Potter was a good book. Twilight is a glorified paperback romance that belongs on the rack at the dollar store.

>>22570362
I thought Harry Potter WAS for teenage girls. And anyone younger than that.

>>22570472
harry potter was ok.

This book sounds like garbage.

>>22570472
>Harry Potter was a good book.

>>22570362
Oh but you have read it.
Vampire boy, human girl, chaos ensues.

The difference between Harry Potter and Twilight is HP is not a self insertion Mary Sue bullshit.

>>22570069
http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DfLI3fSgccZU&vid
eo2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D-turfrcQY-w

lol

Ok, so we've got a girl who's basically Nia with less connection to the main plot.

Vampire after Vampire wants to kill her for no apparent reason, and she also is immune to mind-related powers for no particular reason.

Reading the wiki on the plot of the books feels like reading the plot summary of the original star wars. It's a jumbled mess of poorly introduced factions with shit/no motivation and horrible HORRIBLE names.

Renesmee? Seriously? That's the name of their daughter? What the FUCK kind of name is that? Anikin Starkiller is a better fucking name.

>>22570362
Philosopher's stone was actually really well-written. The later ones got sloppy and fanservice-y but that's what happens to any popular franchise with a young userbase. It's a shame that the first 3 books get slammed for what the later books and fanbase did.

I've only vaguely heard about Twilight in book form, I saw a trailer for the movie at the cinema and was all like "What the fuck, who would fund this and why?" until it clicked.

"Okay...wtf
Twilight is so much better than Harry Potter ever was, or ever will be. Considering there will not be fifty books in the Twilight series (That is a hyperbole, I know that there are not fifty books in the HP series. That would drive people to insanity.) Sure, Twilight is not something to "complete fangirl" over. They're fictional characters. Nobody should obsess over fictional characters. However Twilight is written exceptionally well, unlike Harry Potter, and even adults enjoy reading about Edward and Bella. My own mother, and my cousin, adore the book. They don't even read. So something HAS to be right there. Everyone's entitled to their own opinion. Just don't base that opinion from "skimming the book". That's worse than "judging a book by it's cover". Give the book a chance. Actually be serious about reading it. Also, don't be a whore against the trends and refuse to like it because everyone else does, and do NOT go see the movie and base your opinion off of that. Remember, read the book. Don't be a lazy little tard."
from deviantart.

>>22570688
^_______^ Yeeesssss continue, show me your rage /v/. I feed off of it!

>>22570632
>self insertion Mary Sue bullshit
Hi, I'm Harry Potter! I'm a useless pussy with an insurmountable amount of luck!

>>22570632
>>22570632
>>22570632
Twilight is a 14-year-old girl's shitty fanfic.

>>22570688

vidya

I remember a time when we took people like the author of twilight out behind the shed and shot them.

I don't get it.

>>22570814

Bella is the author with 200 pounds less, prove me wrong.

>>22570814
The point was that he was a useless pussy. If he was perfect at magic from the word "go" then he wouldn't be an interesting character.

>>22570013
So, like, it's something like the Lost Ark, except we're out of nazis? What's the problem, it'll be emos whose faces it'll melt, since nobody apart from them will ever bother with the damn thing. Actually... man, between emos and world-domination-aspiring genocidal maniacs, the prior deserve it more.

>>22569289

>>22570646
In before someone combines the two.

>>22570910
He does little more than stand there as shit seems to happen and eventually he wins.
What an exciting, deep character.

:3

>>22570796
Heh. Sounds about right.

>>22571018
He's 10 at the start of the series.

Through the Forests of the Night series was 10 times better than this, and they managed to at least put all the typical vampire boyfriend crap into just a short trilogy instead of trying to make it all uber-epic.

"Isabella "Bella" Swan moves from sunny Phoenix, Arizona, to rainy Forks, Washington, to live with her father, Charlie. She chooses to do this so that her mother, Renée, can travel with her new husband, Phil Dwyer, who is a minor league baseball player. In Phoenix she was a bit of an outcast, so it surprises her that she attracts much attention at her new school, and is quickly befriended by several students. Much to her dismay, several boys in the school compete for shy Bella's attention.

When Bella sits next to Edward Cullen in class on her first day of school, Edward seems utterly repulsed by her. He even attempts to change his schedule to avoid her, leaving Bella completely puzzled about his attitude towards her. After tricking a family friend, Jacob Black, into telling her the local tribal legends, Bella concludes that Edward and his family are vampires. Although she was inexplicably attracted to him even when she thought Edward drank human blood, she is much relieved to learn that the Cullens choose to abstain from drinking human blood, and drink animal blood instead. Over time, Edward and Bella fall in love."

OH, I GET IT! Her name is Bella, because she fucks a vampire. It's obviously an homage to Béla Lugosi, the origional Dracula... oh fuck you, Stephenie Meyer

I tried to relate HP to Twilight. I figured that HP was a guys equivelant to Twilight. But..No. Girls were just as bat shit over HP as the boys were.

Also the character in HP isn't a mary sue.

LOL and no baby fucking werewolf or whatever shit that is.

twilight is to books

what halo is to the vidya

>>22570520

No, you're confusing it because the most vocal, fanatic, and retarded portion of the fanbase is mostly teenage girls. That's not what everybody who reads the books are like.

>>22569404Attempted Shitstorm
What the fuck do you mean by "attempted"? This here is an actual shit storm! ^______________^

>>22570814
Need I point out that Harry is not completely flawless like Mary Sues ARE?

/r/ing that hilarious interview with the guy whos playing Edward. The one where he says how much he hates the character, and is gonna act like a bitch to get back at the terrible writing.

>>22571155
Ya know, i'm of the opinion that Halo 1 was generic and bad for video game innovation. But still, the twilight comparison is unfair, Halo 1 was fun at times.

So we are going to get a game based off of the greatest and most influential teen fiction novel of our time? Good.

>>22571194

The author tried to get around that by..making Bella clumsy.

>>22571268
i'm talking about overhyped as hell

DRESDEN FILES WERE HERE
ANY OTHER BOOK ABOUT VAMPIRES IS FOR FAGGOTS

>>22571194
A Mary Sue is not flawless. he's..
"He comes from a dark background and is half vampire and he accidentally his whole family and he's very sad about it and and and...."

>>22571149
Now the story's stupid, unoriginal, AND derivative.

>>22571305
Who the hell hypes Twilight other then 15 year old girls?

>>22571292
but being clumsy isn't a negative in her case, because it's the "cute" kind.

Not that I wish to imply that being clumsy is ever ACTUALLY cute.

>>22571155
actually, no. no matter how bashed halo is, it's still a great game. the fanbase isn't though.

but point in case, you're fucking wrong.

Twilight makes me rage like the fist of the north star

Is true vampires sparkle in the book?

>>22571395
"clumsy" is not a character flaw.

Harry Potter isn't a literary masterpiece, but it's a solid kids book and at least entertaining, and J.K. Rowling is pretty respectable for someone so rich.

Twilight is self-masturbatory poorly written fanwank about vampires. Vampires were only entertaining when Dracula was involved and the sexual aspects of his character were intended to be deemed as a negative. Here it's just OMGGGG SOOOO SMEXY XD

And I HAVE tried reading this shit, sadly.

>>22571292
Clumsiness isn't a flaw. Especially if it adds to the character's "charm".

>>22571018

So, how does it feel to be THAT butthurt?

>>22571210

>>22571392
who the hell hypes halo besides 12 year old boys?

comparison

>>22570686
I'd say the fifth was probably the worst in that regard, followed by the seventh. The sixth book was really awesome because Harry stopped whining about Voldemort and there wasn't any artificial drama being created and the intro with the prime minister was really awesome and well-written, and reminded me of how much the first book's intro just grabbed me so much. It felt kind of like she was trying to get back to how the first books were.

I don't think the last book was outright awful and was a solid, satisfying conclusion but it definitely had a few fanwanks too many at the end.

>>22571130

>>22571525

Fuck yes that's brilliant.

>>22571155
Ｉ　ｐｕｔ　ｉｔ　ｔｏ　ｙｏｕ，　ｔｈａｔ　ｈａｌｏ　ｗａｓ　ｍｉｌ
ｄｌｙ　ｅｎｔｅｒｔａｉｎｉｎｇ

>>22571326
WE'VE GONE OVER THIS WITH /tg/ A THOUSAND FUCKING TIMES

THAT IS NOT A MARY SUE

A MARY SUE IS A PERFECT CHARACTER THAT HAS PERFECT LOOKS AND PERFECT INTELLIGENCE AND DOES EVERYTHING RIGHT AND EVERYONE LOVES THEM AND THEY'RE GREAT AT EVERYTHING DESPITE THE FACT THAT THEY DON'T FUCKING CARE

A SHITTY OVERDONE CHARACTER IS "He comes from a dark background and is half vampire and he accidentally his whole family and he's very sad about it and and and...."

YOU CAN HAVE A MARY SUE WHO IS NOT A SHITTY OVERDONE CHARACTER AND YOU CAN HAVE A SHITTY OVERDONE CHARACTER WHO IS NOT A MARY SUE

STOP BEING A DUMBFUCK

the ultimate mary suethor

3/4 watching a bad anime, 1/4 playing a bad dungeon crawler.

>>22570659
Except Nia was actually likable. I mean okay I guess they're similar but they went about Nia's character in a far less obnoxious way.

I always liked the Simon/Nia thing too because they weren't really building it up as an overly dramatic romantic subplot either and it was pretty much concrete "yes they are boyfriend and girlfriend!!" which you don't see much of out of Japan.

>>22571563
Frat boys, casuals, and video game reviewers. All the people /v/ haets on with a passion. Twilight is universally despised by anyone without(and some with) a vagina.

>>22571278

10/10

I fucking RAGED

>>22571648
Actually, a Mary Sue is an author's self-insert

>>22571762

Too bad 99% of the boards don't grasp this concept...

>>22571322

Thank you! I've been trying to convince everyone that Edward Cullen is just Thomas Raith with all the depth cut out.

>>22571130

>>22571762
No, self inserts are usually (but not always) Mary Sues, but not all Mary Sues are self inserts.

This book is shit.
Fucking 14 year old girls reading this shit and girls with mustaches.
Fucking SHIT.

>>22571809
Hold the fuck on; you're right! I never noticed that before, but it all fits; the brooding, the sexuality...except Thomas has actual flaws, and is a decent character!

>>22571749
Oh come on, did you actually fall for that?

>>22571415
Yes. They do.

They don't burst into flames in sunlight. They sparkle like an anime character.

>>22571762

Not necessarily, though they tend to be due to the fact that the point of Mary Sues tends to be to play out the author's own fantasies.

drama over about being in love with a Vampire and dealing with other supernatural type shit on the way?

I liked it better when it was called Tsukihime.

>>22571918

wat

>>22570594
Don't be a nigger that shit was entertaining

>>22571995
Bleh.

I fell asleep trying to read the first book.

Dull and boring books are dull and boring.

4chan really needs an imageboard for books.

>>22570069
This is the single ugliest woman I have ever seen.

So is the movie going to be 90 minutes of "sigh...Oh my God, Edward is SO HOT."?

because if it is it will make billions

>>22571694
those aren't real flaws at all

>>22571932
>So I guess a Mary Sue is the embodiment of how awesome the author wishes they were.

So I guess that means the author is a giant faggot that no one likes and lived a sheltered life with their parents.

Fucking awesome.

sage

>>22570069
UHMAYZING BUUUUUUK

>>22572054It will make billions.
And will thus be made into a vidya. Hence this thread.

>>22571525

Seems we have someone on the inside.

>>22570069

HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHOCKREACTION.JPG

Someone post the letter from the council of vampires or whatever to the author of the Twilight books

>>22572111

So?

I didn't see you making threads when High School Musical was being developed for Wii, and that game actually already exists.

...Well, at least the kids are reading books.

That's a good thing. Right?

>>22569861
I KNOW MAN! WHAT NEXT? A SQUEAL TO A POPULAR GAME?

>>22571932

>>For example, Gabe and Tycho's self inserts from Penny Arcade, other than not being bald and pig-like, are far from being mary sues. They just make the commentary easier to make.

Well, Gabe and Tycho are special cases in self-inserts because they weren't initially intended to be self-inserts (in fact, an early strip identifies them by different names) but they realized that a lot of the time they were just translating their own conversations into comic form, so it made sense for them to go ahead and identify the characters as their own avatars.

As opposed to, say, Piro, who very clearly and deliberately makes his representations of himself and his wife better-looking than they really are.

>>22572163
council of vampires?

WTF?

>>22571130

That sounds like a fucking animu.

>>22572202
They're essentially reading a properly-written version of Doom: Repercussions of Evil.

It doesn't matter if it's a book, it needs to make you think or at least have some depth to it.

All this book seems to be intend on doing is making you suck Edward's cock because he's that great.

>>22572201
I had never heard of that game actually.

Twilight is fucking great. Not the best but enjoyable. /co/ does the same shit, most of you probably haven't even read it and if you did like a few chapters. Give it a chance it starts to get real good midway and awesome from then on.

>>22571591
I never got that far.
I read 1-3 and was like "YES HARRY, YOU'RE HAVING AWESOME ADVENTURES GOD I WISH MY SCHOOL WAS LIKE YOURS"

Then I read 4 and was like "Hey, We're both older, but you're kind of a whiny bitch. I don't know anyone my age who's this... spoiled. Also what happened to describing all the cool things that happened in school? What do you mean we don't find out what the French and German schools are like?"

Then I started to read 5, got to the unlikeable bitch that replaced the headmaster (I'm aware that change wasn't permenant), noticed that the pacing got REALLY slow, and any description of school life was a distant concept. I lost the will to continue.

However, A Series of Unfortunate Events stayed well-written from start to finish. A shade formulaic, but considering the episodic nature of the books and intended audience, it worked.