Wait, he was found naked?

haha oh wow

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he froze himself so cod5 would come faster

There are like 8 pages of kotaku fags bawwing.


I'd like to see a more /v/ related response like.


this kid is a faggot- for example.

I should not be laughing

I agree with OP

This kid is a faggot

>>22376202

yes you should,


imagine his penis flopping around as they drug his ass out of that woods because he couldn't play Grenade of duty 4 and shout fuck on xbox live.

Wait he walked for 15 minutes and died?

Oh, Kids these days

I just like how the word "Canadian" is emphasized in the title.

>>22376155
Paradoxical Undressing

>>22376119
I laughed at that picture, then for the first time in a long time felt sympathy for his parents. That kid is truly a moron.

>>22376183
this reminds me of something

Naked

>>22376183
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Good, we need more parents to do this to their kids these days. The ones that run away because of it and die are going to be the stupid fucks of the future so why not let them die out early?

Good now we have one less idiot in this world...so many to eliminate though...

>>22376251
He practically died in his fucking backyard. What a reject, I'm glad he's dead.

In before dissaproving parents

His parents killed him, then set up this whole media search about video games and how he "ran off".

It's been done hundreds of times, big search for a missing kid, they're so desperate to see him again and they miss him boo hoo hoo, then it ends up being that the parents did it.

Always.

>>22376195
>>Email me if my comment is published

why was an underage allowed to play CoD4 in the first place? gg parents.

You know what, I don't care about morality and shit.

This kid is fucking pathetic. I don't get it. Have their been bright stars like this since the beginning of time, or do we live in such a comfortable world we're incapable of living without the unnecessary.

I'm happy he died in the woods. I don't care if he still had yet to mature. I just take pleasure in seeing this kind of cretin die.

Normally I feel bad over situations like this, but I can't help laughing.
At least that's one less faggot shouting shit over the mic on xbox live.

He was so fucking fat his bike disintegrated while he was riding it. After falling(rolling) down a large snowy hill, he couldn't find the way back to the road, since the only places he knew how to get to were his refrigerator and the restroom. He was then raped by a bear which ate his clothes.

ITS THE NEW SANDNINJA!! AMIRITE?

he tried to use those things called "legs" and it blew his heart up.

that, or germs got to him like war of the worlds

>>22376183

Oh my fucking god I am laughing so fucking much.

Good for him. That's how I feel.

Hopefully parents will think twice when confiscating shit like that again. And now the parents will know the pain of losing someone dear, and the family will be forever broken. Serves the sister right for hogging the tv too.

>>22376286
Canadians have a natural +5 Cold Resistance, making this kids death that much more pathetic

>>22376334

>Experts commented that gamers may form bonds with fellow online players.

>"This had become his identity, and I didn't realise how in-depth this was until I took his Xbox away," Mr Crisp told the Globe and Mail.

>"That's like cutting his legs off."

my brain hurts...

Its seems he didnt have Last stand.

>>22376361
sherlock holmes is that you?!?

>>22376119
YOU STOLE MY KILL

>>22376394
This kid had -20 INT because of videogames

lotta sick people on /v/ today. is /b/ down again?

Here in canada, we don't really search for lost childs/runaway childs ... mother nature make their asses freeze to death/get eatean by bears/cougars/wolverines/wolves/coyotes/rabid mooses

>>22376239
Why his penis in particular?

>>22376334
could very well be. If he was found in his backyard or whatever. Wasn't that Ramsey chick actually dead in the basement? They probably killed the kid because he was such a waste of air and food that they didn't feel like supporting him. Big media search, sympathy shit, etc etc

>>22376426
lulz

I dont know if even a lame kid could fail THIS much.

I'd suspect his parents of foul play. Seriously, did he basically die five minutes from his house? I still don't believe it.

lol stupid canadians

/r/ pic of "Tour of Duty"

The world would be a better place if everyone this stupid suffered the same fate. Fuck cotten wrapping every damn self-entitlement-ridden spoilt shitfuck.

>>22376334
This.
Either the parents murdered him (or killed him by accident) and turned this into a big circus to cover up their guilt like has been done MILLIONS OF TIMES, or the kid was abducted/raped/murdered, possibly after temporarily running away. And what kid hasn't run away for a few hours like a little idiot in their time?

Anyone who feels sympathy for this kid is a tool and should be shot seriously? 15 minutes after going outside? jesus fucking christ...THIN SKINS ALLAYA!

>>22376494

couple of articles said he was pretty far out, and that they found his body in a place the police had already searched.

>>22376286
ANYONE that is used to living in an area known for winter and forest critters should already know some basic survival skills.

This is basically the equivalent of dieing in your fucking backyard.

>>22376440
Only if they can survive the mosquito's, the moose and skunks and they make it back to civilization alive are they redeemed (also who ever thinks a bear rules the woods has never encountered a skunk.)

there's no snow where he lives, get your facts straight faggot

>>22376315
>>22376312

Survival-of-the-Fittestmind

>>22376449
The kid was hogging Dads XBox

Good grief

Seriously, 15 minutes?
Even if he was naked.
Even if there was snow on the ground.

I've been naked in snow, 15 minutes is not enough to kill someone.

Parents killed him.

an hero
s& hero

What do we call this one?

Did we ever come up with a name for the kid with the Uzi, too?

Parents did it. Blame the video games.

>>22376586
no dewd he wuz hedshootd by 133t sn1p3r on de_snow xD

I LAWLED SO FUCKING HARD TEARS CAME DOWN AND THEN I LAWLED SOME MORE , BRANDON IS A HERO , i also like how Microsoft offered money to finding him. They want to cover this shit up , they dont give a fuck if this kid lived or died. loooooonnnngg as they dont get any blame and bad publicity. epix winz

>>22376594
sNO hero.

He should have grinded some more

>>22376533
>police had already searched
so the parents found a place the cops already looked, dumped the body, and didn't expect the cops to check the same place again so soon

sage for /b/ shit

He left on his "bike" apparently, so you're telling that a kid rode of naked on his bike and died 15 minutes away?

>>22376594
No name. He doesn't deserve it. After all, heS NO HERO

In before suicide

Snow More An Heroes

>>22376615
YOU SON OF A BITCH
>>22376651

Hmmm yea foul play does seem possible.

But a kid could just have easily died 15 minutes away unintentionally. Maybe he 'ran away' but pussied out and ended up somewhere close to home. The question now is how he died.

one less xboy to worry about
amirite?

>>22376650
>>22376239
Stop making me laugh /v/, this is SRS BUSINESS

He was raped by armored bears from RA3 guys. Or maybe George Takei.

Snow shota is dead

>>22376195

First comment.

>gss h ddnt hv lst stnd!

Guess he didn't have last stand.

>>22376651

>"This is such an issue that hits every parent out there, with video games that are starting to control our kids' lives,'' he said.

Yeah you were really FORCED to buy a violent game for your kid. Jesus fucking christ.

You faggots best learn from this. STICKING YOUR KID IN FRONT OF A CONSOLE AND LETTING THEM PLAY WHATEVER THEY WANT IS NOT GOOD PARENTING.

>>22376650
Im guessing he rode farther away on his bike, it broke he abandoned it and decided to hang out in some forest that he knew about for a few weeks just to show his parents, and to feel tough. Unfortunately he didn't know enough to make a shelter or a fire or to even keep hydrated and the snow a week ago and the cold snap probably aided in his death. He was probably planning on going back home after a sufficient amount of time had gone by.

canadian xbox boy found dead

XBOX BOY
coined a new fucking term for you 3shitty fags

"that1kid.jpg"

>>22376735
I have no problems with profanity. But seriously people who type like this need to be skinned and rolled in salt.

>>22376494
I left my house once, but I just sit outside, crying with a bag with cloth and toys. Then my mom took me inside. D:

kid was trying to play some fallou t 3 irl

XBOX KILLS YOUR KIDS

>>22376766

Now I can tell xfriends to go die naked in the snow

:]

>>22376766
I prefer Xboy since when written all you have to do is remove the lower right dash on the "x" and it also makes all xbox liking faggots sound like transexual ass munchers who are trying to get a sex change operation.

Good ol' Xbox Boy

wow. america fails again. americans are so fucking stupdi

Parents did it, started a media circus around the XBOX VIDEO MACHINE to cover it up, dumped his body when it was convenient, cried for the cameras.

>>22376778
nah he was "disemvoweled" which is the cool web 2,0 way to deal with "trolls" these days apparently

This clearly proves why you should buy PS3 instead of 3shitty. You will fucking die, outside, naked.

>>22376800
Already tried that.
I woke up a few hours later.

>>22376792
No snow in F3.

He was playing Oblivion trying to get to that Nord village.

This was from an actual newspaper cutting of the story.

its a viral marketing scheme to advertise the xbox

>>22376766
I thought XBOY was already a term here

Parents killed him, he turned into an even bigger little shit after they took away his games

>>22376873
>>22376834
This is what Xboys want you to believe.

Haven't you ever been to Canada? He was killed by raiders.

>>22376862
I don't own a 360 but FUCKING RAGE

>>22376751
Naked?

SPOILERS: He has a twin sister.

Also: This is potentially some good Silent Hill material. Have they found the cause of death yet?

>>22376789
I once left to run away, but since my dad was a diplomat and we were in a 3rd world country and our house was surrounded by 8foot tall concrete walls with barbed wire and i knew that i could potentially get kidnapped and ransomed if found on the streets alone i decided to just hide my self in the few acres of land our house's "compound" covered, I went to my favorite banana patch and built a fort there a lived there for a night. I returned home the next day.

I'm surprised i didn't get a crazy tropical bug infection now that i think about it.

>>22376905
fucking liar
if this is true, someone shoop long hair on this kid so I can fap.

Should've equipped better frost resistance gear.

an hero alert

lol'd at OP's picture.

What a fucking idiot.

How old was he?

archive so i can laugh at this again

>>22376905
>Cause Of Death
Hardcore anal rape.

Wait..

Cause Of Death
C.O.D
Call Of Duty..

!

in b4 /v/ is right and his parents actually killed him.

I ran away from home and was COVERED IN TICKS an hour later.

I cried like a faggot while desperately trying to wash them off in a gas station bathroom before calling my parents.

>>22377043
xboy

BEAR

Some questions still remain:
1. How was it that they couldn't even identify the body immediately? Was he really that badly decomposed? Didn't he disappear just a short while ago?

2. What was the cause of death?

3. Was he really naked? (new sites seem to indicate no, as the clothes are one of the ways they're identifying the corpse.

>>22377017
Holy shit dude.

>>22376862

>>TOUR OF DUTY 4

>>22377017
OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

>>22377052

I Swear i didnt mean to kill him!

>>22376119

He was found naked in the snow? Time to release the crime scene photos, please.

(I'm so going to hell)

>>22376897
He was found by hunters, So yes, they had their way with his lifeless body before they called police.

>>22377061
1. I dunno, and it's been really cold lately so i wouldn't expect fast decomposition (heck it was even below freezing for a couple days)

2. I've heard a possible dehydration,

3. this is the first time i've heard that he was naked, i was pretty sure he was clothed.

>>22377017
You got it wrong dude, it's Tour of Duty.

This is bad news for us.
Naturally there will be media swarms of "LOL BAN VIOLENT VIDYA GAMES"
It always ends up that way.

Yep, lots of bears in Canada...

One of the symptoms of hypothermia is that you feel unnaturally warm. So, contrary to logic, you feel you need to remove all your clothes to cool off, but all that does is accelerate the freezing process.

Anyone read that thing about the Russian people who had that same kinda thing happen to them? And everyone was all ALIENS about it?

>"That's like cutting his legs off.''

Maybe they should've.

>>22377100
Pedo bear only likes loli's though, this is a shota, where is shota cat.

>>22377136

Bad news for the underaged

>>22377061
>> 1. How was it that they couldn't even identify the body immediately? Was he really that badly decomposed? Didn't he disappear just a short while ago?

If CSI has taught me anything, cold stops decomposition.

>>22376183
Holy shit I'm fucking crying from laughing so much.

>>22377136

15 years old
Mature rating = 17+

>>22377165
And Australia.

>TOUR OF DUTY 4