Why is it that you can't reuse old pokeball after releasing pokemon?

Why isn't Gardevoir part of the Human Shape Egg group, but Alakazam is?

>>22234749
Pokemon break the pokeball after escaping.

>>22234749
I assume in the game when they break out they BREAK out and shatter your pokeball

Did Kadabra invent spoons?

why does team rocket/knockoff not use guns?

If ditto can create and egg with nearly any other pokemon, does that make ditto a slut?

How come no one but the player character can catch Legendaries?

why does pikachu is so cool and it's not afraid of anything?

>>22234847
nintendo

>>22234783
>>22234802

He said release, not break free. Maybe it's coded to that poke, hence worthless.

>>22234864
Every 3 steps my Ditto would make an egg, damn whore.

Who the hell arbitrates the designation of master?

Is there a tribunal of pokelders we haven't been made aware of that the Professors all sit on?

>>22234847

I'm sure i rememebre them using rocket launchers occasionally, and giant robots that use missles. they did shit because pokemon are op

>>22234847
They do. See for yourself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciccKjGvG9g

Team rocket does somewhere in that video.

>>22234847

>>22234914
One would assume the Elite Four.

Why won't Ash let charizard poop?

>>22234864
Yes.

>>22234946
Right but how did they all get organize and named the elite four that designate the Gym leaders?

How come you don't see any cars in the games, other than the moving van from R/S/E?

I figured when you threw a pokeball it tries to 'code' itself to that particular pokemon. If it codes fast enough, you catch it, if not the pokemon breaks out, leaving the pokeball half coded and therefore useles.

why can pokemon attack the trainers in the manga and anime but not in the game? i want to distract the trainer so i can steal their fucking pokemon.

>>22235002
It probably happened sometime in the past after the Pokemon Wars described and shit. And a few of the best trainers got together and decided everything.

>>22234946
No they just name people "champion".

How come pokemon can talk, yet most only say their own names?

>>22234847

Poster here, I meant why (in the games) team rocket would simply run/give up/FUCKING DISBAND A WORLD ORGANIZATION just because some 10 year old kid fucked up their pets.

I mean really, just shoot the fucker and go on. Hell, why doesn't TR use pokemon against the player?

>>22234753


because Uri Geller isn't human, therefore a Pokemon based off Uri Geller will not be human.

answer to all of the above: it is a dumb video game for babys that they made a anime out of

>>22234945

There were 4 trainers from palette town, this was probably widely known in the town as a big event... So did Oak only put 3 pokemon up for grabs to screw with them? if ash DID get there on time he'd still have a chance to not get any of the 3 starters

>>22234914
Master is a gauge of skill, not an awarded title. I'm sure Ash is a journeyman by now.

>>22235002

Peace through power. Pokemon world is an autocracy, with the elite 4 ruling with an iron fist. Team rocket is actually the resistance, but all of their actions are wearped through ashes ideological brainwashing

>>22234945
>>22235135

Seriously, he should've just shot him.

>>22235159
;-;

Who refs battles out in the wilderness? Whats stopping me from ganging up on some poor stooge with all 6 of my pokemon and stealing his money?

I remember hearing pokemon was based off of a book.

Was it any good?

So how does the Safari zone regulate use of pokemon you catch inside of it?

Scientists created Porygon at Silph Co. So why can't they theoretically just create virtual copies of other Pokemon such as Legendaries?

>>22235232
Japan. Honor.

>>22235159
Great way to end the pokemon series. Then the old guy rapes their corpses and then stuffs them in the freezer.

Does Ash still have Picachu's pokeball?
You know like for official registering for tournaments.

how much mud would a mudkip kip if a mudkip could kip mud?

>>22235232

>>22235244

Before the games or TV show it was a manga about Red.

>>22235256
why /do/ all trainers suck? They either have 3ish pokemon at around your level or 6 pokemon below your level. only your rival and the elite four get a competent 6

Why do all other trainers suck, including gym leaders?

Yeah I got an awesome Idea, lets all use only one type of pokemon, we'lll be unbeatable.

Fucking dumbasses.

Also why the fuck do all these trainers have different evolutions of the same pokemon, at the same level, like how Koga has a Koffing, and a Weezing, Blain has a growlithe and an arcanine? Why do certain trainers have like 5 grimers and a muk? WTF???

>>22235244
Bump for this.
I remembering seeing something like this in the credis for the first season.

>>22235279
That's not fair. If you're allowed to use Japan, everyone else can just counter completely illogical things with "Japan remember?"

>>22235460
Okay how about this one. In Japan it's perfectly acceptable to beat any misbehaving child you come across as a civil service.

>>22235420
Readdyyyyyyy.... FIGHT!

>>22235447
personal taste.

why can't there be a human type of breed of pokemon. they could be like the other punching glove type of fighters. it could use the element of human!

>>22235329
>Picachu's

>>22235590
how come ALL gyms seem to have a personal taste thing going? you'd think at least a couple would use 6 different types for a balanced team.

>>22235689
It's probably set by the Pokemon League.

How do Jessie and James still get funding?
They have a terrible track record.

>>22235689
Because they have style

>>22235888
They got kicked out of Team Rocket a long time ago, they live on a stipen from Jame's rich grandparents.

>>22235888
prostitution

Meowth, he is the world's only talking Meowth, and he always pals around with Team Rocket, often in disguise, but nobody ever catches on, sometimes they don't even recognize him as a pokemon.

If you got a pokemon from an egg in one version, and in the next version you got the "baby " pokemon from the same parent pokemon, why wasn't there a baby pokemon before?

james is a rich boy if i recall

>>22235888
Giovanni keeps James around just in-case he needs to extort money from Jame's rich parents

>>22236175
Baby pokemon = premature birth.

But that's what happens when irresponsible wigglytuffs take lax incense while pregnant.

>>22236216
Giovanni doesn't even remember who they are.

1.) Was Ash gay or just not into Misty?
2.) Why wasn't there a game that followed the plot line of the original pokemon episodes?
3.) Why didn't Jesse and James ever make an appearance in the Gameboy games?
4.) Why didn't my pokedex just come with all the pokemon and their locations PREPROGRAMMED into it? Logically.
5.) More to come.

why wont the acctual makers of pokemon make an mmo instead of new generations all the time? They'd make as much if not more money then blizzard and im sure steal a few wowheads.

>>22236358
>3.) Why didn't Jesse and James ever make an appearance in the Gameboy games?
Yellow version, fool

>>22236386
I've asked myself that so many times. That also brings to the question where is my Digimon MMO as well?

Why is the whole entire nation in any given game only the size of one medium sized city in literal walking distance and scale? Last time I checked 20 buildings does constitute a large city in real life.

>>22236358
Yellow version is like a mix between the game and the anime

>>22236358
>1.) Was Ash gay or just not into Misty?
How many 10 year olds are into any girls?

>>22236358
1.- Probably too young and naive. It's a common thing for japanese cartoons
2.- They did with Pokemon Yellow. Your Pikachu follows you, and Team Rocket DOES appear. (Jessie & James)
3.- See above
4.- Because according to the story of each game, most of the pokemon you encounter should be completely undiscovered.
5.- Okay.

>>22236656
more then u would think

>>22236496
All distances are scaled down extensively in the game, both in terms of inter-city distances and number of buildings (Two houses in all of Pallet? Where would everyone else live?)

Compare to the anime for the "real" sizes. Pallet is a small town, Viridian a medium city, Saffron a sprawling metropolis, etc.

When fire pokemon drink water do they go into shock?

>>22236496
Same as why Stormwind or Orgrimmar are fucking puny. No-one wants to spend ten hours navigating a realistically built city when they're only there for the gym.

What happens when you fight another trainer over water and you use charmander or charmelion?

>>22236386
Because if they did, the compulsive MMO players would suffer an option overload and die. Straw that gave the camel an aneurism.

Do pokemon eat each other or are they strictly vegetarian?

>>22236922
Some of the older Pokedex entries talked of Pokemon eating each other. I know at Nidoking's old ones talked of it snapping it's prey's spine.

>>22235426
This faggot does not know what he is talking about. The manga is based off games, even has game sprites in it. The video games came first.

Why is charmander a starter, you're giving a 10 year old a pokemon that DIES if it's tail gets wet.

>>22236985
Trying to base fact off the games is useless. Some say pokemon eat pokemon - pidgey eating bug pokemon for example - and gold/silver/crystal ever went as far as to say humans ate pokemon - slowpoketale - whereas noweredays everything and everyone eats rice because even plants have feelings.

>>22237077
Time to learn resposibility, son. NO, its not a dog. Its a fire pokemon. Have fun on your journey, oh, and watch out for rain.

How come Skitty Can Breed with Wailord?

Size Difference is HUGE

>>22237097

You realise Rice come from plants yeah?

Do sunflower seeds come from sunflora?

>>22237160
I think he means no rice pokemon yet. because now even cherries have a pokemon

>>22237097
Humans eating pokemon is still canon. Farfetch'd still has the leek, after all.

What does the law say about Pokemon/human sex?

>>22237160

Hot Skitty on Wailord Action

>>22237391
OK as long as EPIC!
No mudkips.

>>22237391
..here we go.

>>22237391
Who cares, there's like two cops in the entire world.

>>22237391
Read Slash Firestorm's fanfic. Pretty good, and it also deals a lot with that issue.

>>22237449
jenny, jenny and her unknown amount of sisters

>>22237592
I thought they were cousins

i always wonder if pokemon are food

i think yesh cause farfech

but think thisn if you are lost and hungry, you ate your pikachu

and theres Pokefilia?
(aka Sex with pokemons)

>>22237628
could be, i just know there are alot of them

>>22237708
I remember hearing that each one had a different hat emblem to tell them apart.
Or you could ask Brock who knew them by scent.

I always wondered about natural animals- In the show, there's normal butterflies and shit, but are Pokemon truly the only animals in the games? I just don't think that'd work.

>>22234847
Game isn't set in america.

>>22237152

;_;

MY BRAIN IS FRIED FROM DRUGS AND I LOVE POKEMON

>>22237634
I can answer that one!

>>22237391
Fucking your pokemon is like masturbation; everyone does it but nobody talks about it.

>>22238136
Ahahahah, awesome. I don't even remember that when I read that.

>>22238136
SAUCE PLOX
wanna read it for later.

>>22238312
Pokemon Special Manga

>>22237759
Brock told them apart by things like the measurements of their hair and skirts down to the millimeter too.

>>22237592
Anime only, in the games there has only been like a total of two or three police officers.

>>22238621

You notice they only hang around the bigger city in any given gen? Small towns have no budget for police protection, hence the Team xxx shenanigans.

>>22237555
Read that. It's pretty good, despite the creative liberties being stacked higher than lemon peels at a kid's drink stand.

Just how big of a pest were electrodes and voltorbs? They eat electricity...

>>22239454
Considering that they had a habit of jumping people at random, a big frickin' pest.

But then they also make awesome bazooka ammo in the mango, so it's all good.

>>22236358

1.) He has REALLY high standards, apparently.

Also, WHY THE FUCK IS THERE SO LITTLE FANART OF GISELLE?

Where's the Pokepresident/Prime Minister/Reigning Monarch? There's no freaking such thing as any sort of visible leader that I've seen or yet to see

>>22239906
probably because she's only in one episode. The majority of Pokemon characters in fanart are at least in a handful of episodes or are featured in the games.

>>22239945
There's corporate leaders (president of Silph, etc.) and obviously leaders within the pokemon league system itself. But apparently no political or governmental administration present...

...and if the Pokecenters are government-funded, where are the hoards of bureaucrats managing them?

Fly. How can someone ride on a Chatot? Or a Starly?

Staraptor/Pidgeot I can see, they're as big as you...

>>22240197
That and she was a stone-cold bitch throughout the entire episode.