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>2012
>not leaving some games on purpose to get thrown in the shit tier
>not owning all those new players and faggots
>not having 21/0/18 as Jakiro because they all stay in one perfect line
>not getting early double kills because they don't know what Heartstopper Aura is
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I played a game of doter recently.
we had a team consisting on snoipa, clockwerk, jakiro, necro and something else.
snoipa claimed we had 4 support heroes, is he right?
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>>164443450
5th guy was witch docter.
he then instantly typed GG and began doing shitall
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>>164442630 (OP)
but i enjoy getting level. inb4 levels don't mean anything
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>>164443606
get a sentry ward, scrubs
or at least dust
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>laning against kunkaa early game

fuck
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>>164443524
Only Jakiro is a pure support of those 5.
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>>164443524
Pig disgusting, Witch Doctor is my speciality I force my foes to watch me go while I Maledict deathward and Blackstone the shit out of them
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>>164443839
Post more of these my sides cause an orbital rupture
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>>164444117
Oh fuck Jesus that one makes.me.fucking cry
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>>164444410
>>164444510
>>164444581
>>164444615
I approve, where did you get them?
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>Get dota 3 days ago
>single draft, no heroes i know, play lots of ursa so just go with a strength hero
>it's undying

holy fuck it's like he was made for noob baiting
>spam decay, nooblet notices damaage but his health bar is full so he ignores it
>run away every time they coem near to feign weakness
>they overextend
>i have 5 stacks of decay on them
>mfw i autoattack twice, get first blood and they talk shit in chat

srsly though why is the community so shitty? all they do is bitch and shittalk. is it better in high skill brackets?
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>>164444729
idk man, the game is filled with raging elitist nerds that will rage when they are losing. valve should start giving out warnings and low priority queue to people that are jerks. maybe that will tone it down, no need to get worked up over a game, seriously.
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>>164444729
MOBA's run on rage.
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>>164444729
Everyone that plays MOBAs are pretty angry people.
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>>164444729
Congratulations you discovered the best hero.

Enjoy.
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>>164444729
because it is objective based, playing good gives you an advantage over the enemy.
if you feed, your allies will not have fun because the enemy is suddenly 5 levels above them despite them doing pretty good.
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I'm really interested to see what the tutorials for this are going to be like. Specially those so called "Quests"
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>>164444903
Wont work, because then every player will be in low que.
I'd like to keep it the same, fighting games and moba's keep the angriest pricks out of other games, just like eve keeps most russians out of games too.
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>>164445112
I don't think Valve would be that lazy. I think they'll make an effort with them.
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Know what I like about LoL? I can go the entire game without saying anything, just pinging the map.

It's a shame I find DotA the more interesting game, but I suppose that the reason WHY I find it more interesting is because it's more difficult.
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>>164444919
I am, believe me. Also
>dropping a tombstone between a tower and escape
>standing just out of range to taunt them
oh god my kidneys are actually imploding from the damage to my sides

>>164445019
Natural Selection 2 is also very team oriented, but vets tolerated losing two games in a row due to my shitty commanded and TAUGHT me how to play, nobody spewed shit on the mic for the entire game because i dropped sentries in every room.

the fact that it's team based isn't a free pass to be an asshole, new players will never learn if nobody helps them out.

same for shitty players.
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>>164445212
Dota games are filled to the brim with BRs, Russians, and Chinese.
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>>164443524
>>164443450
every one but the carry is a support
so yes all the heros other then sniper are support

>>164443818
leave it to a tripfag to say something worthless
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>>164445167
i'd rather they just payed the dota cinema guys.
do we really need an "official" version of what we already have? i'd rather they just filled in the blanks and kept with the popular format, personally.
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>>164443846

I fucking loved playing WD at mid. Good luck being mid lane as a WD with randoms though. There's always one jackass who thinks only certified mid heroes are allowed to go mid.

Also maledict rapes TA mid.
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>>164445197
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>>164444729
funny my friend just started and he says everyone is always so friendly and helpful

but he comes from hon so i don't know
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>>164445212
MOBAs are famous for being very hard to get into. Getting into one is like banging your head on a stone wall.

But then, you hit the wall enough that the wall breaks down and you suddenly just get it.
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>>164445610
Dota 2's community is a bunch of lollipop sucking innocent lolis compared to HoN's.
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>>164445636
i'm not complaining about the difficulty curve, in fact i like it.

i'm complaining about the players and their dickery. the players who all DEMAND to be a carry and freak the fuck out when i can't support them through stupid shit.

last game, i shit you not, i was ursa and we were getting fucked. the only other guy with any clue whatsoever told me to get Vlad's and kill roshan (which i was farming towards)

within two minutes Riki and broodmother had Vlad's and were trying to kill solo roshan.

and yet, it was my fault they kept dying somehow.
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>>164446010
And that's why playing with 4 other friends is always the best Dota experience.

Anyone on your team that isn't with you on a Skype call or something will play for themselves.
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>>164446010
>within two minutes Riki and broodmother had Vlad's and were trying to kill solo roshan.
This reminds me of something..

Straight from the trench
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>>164446290
but that would require friends.
they both play LoL
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>>164446290
Not always true. I usually play it Solo yet I try to ping and call out stuff and work together, even if I'm with a 4man group.
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>Pick Drow
>Get Power threads and ShadowBlade
>lel the entire game
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>2012
>playing dota2
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>>164446464

>2012
>Not playing a superior free game
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>>164446378
Wow, why would ever get crit on riki? Item gives no agility.
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>2012
>playing Dota
>playing LoL
>not playing fun games instead
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How do dotbabies seriously defend this shit
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>>164446675
>HoN is all glowing and bloomy
Every time.
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>Playing DOTA 2

And.
You.
Are.
A.
Fag.
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>>164446464
>>164446675
>>164446789
>>164446835
>>164446858

Well it was a nice thread, see you guys later.
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>>164446913
>Playing tower defense games at all
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>>164446983

>tower defense
>not MULTIPLAYER ONLERN BERTLE AHRERRNU
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>>164446835
%chance based events such as crit, dodge backtrack doesnt work the way you think it does in dota, at least in WC3, dunno about dota 2

If you hit something with a 20% chance to crit 100 times, statistically, you'd get 20 crits.

And if you hit something without critting, your next hit should not have a higher chance to crit just cause you didnt crit the last time, it shouldnt matter right?
well for every non-crit you land, your next hit has a higher chance to crit. Now, don't quote me on this, because this is just how it worked -at one point- in Wc3DotA, it may not work so now
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>>164446634
more importantly
>shadow blade
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>Autists who desperately try to imply playing dota 2 or any similar game is a bad thing because they can't stand the competitive heat


Try all you want autistic retards, dota 2 is here to stay, it wont leave, try as you must, embrace the future of multiplayer games or get left behind, grandpa.
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>>164447321
>dota2
>competitive
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>playing ap with 2 newb friends
>usually have to dominate early game to equal out the mid-late game for us
>pick up ta, need to get good with her since i mid for my new team and this is good practice environment
>always hated this hero
>she always gets banned anyway so it never comes up
>we que up vs a 5 man [clantag] team
>doing fine mid its pretty easy with ta vs sf
>pick up haste rune at level 4 and try to premature gank a tidehunter/sandking
>they see me with wards and just move away to tower as i blow time chasing them
>tidehunter: "lol ok?" "why do you suck with MY hero?"
>sandking tries to give me advice
>his hero is TA
>the hero he plays and loves the most is fucking TA, a chimp could play this hero well
>we stomp them to death and i make sure to destroy the tide ever chance i got

who the fuck plays TA for fun? let alone brags about it? fucking apply yourself
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>>164444087
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Luna has a big butt.
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>>164447523
>dota2
>not competitive
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>an unreasonable person that doesn't play dota comes into a dota thread trying to convince people that dota is a shit game

nah man, you're unreasonable, maybe even retarded. you're argument is invalid, and that goes to any future people that come into a dota thread enforcing lol
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>dota2 is hard, they said
>dota2 is not casual, they said
>denying is a vital part of the game, they said
>meepo is a complex champion, they said
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>>164447875

>Those item builds
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>>164447875
Every single build there.
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>mfw a real competitive game like Tekken requires more skill to just move backwards than an entire game of dota2
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>>164447875
2 denies is not going to impact anything. especial if it isn't done on a tower. you haven't learned anything. the game is not based on denies too, at the end of the game, what mattered was hero composition and coordination and who riced more.
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>>164448084

>Fighting games
>Hard at all
>Spamming ranged attacks and destroying any button while your enemy it's in the air so you dont give hi time to attack back

lel
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>>164447523

>Dota 2
>Not the most competitive game there is

It's even more competitive than starcraft 2.
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>>164447875
LMAO 2BOOTS!
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Dotanic2 thread?
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>>164445212

>Implying the commander is the win/lose for teams in NS2

Nigga you must be in a trench because it's the team that wins/loses.

Are your skulks bad enough to take out the infrantry portals? If not GG, you lose already.
Balance is kinda shitty but it's still the FPS players that ultimately determine win or lose.
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>>164448346

>WoW is dying after how many fucking years
>LoL jumps on it's corpse and says it's an achievement

Just like every big "WoW" killer ever.
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>friend wants me to play Dota 2 with him
>have only played Dota 2 and LoL for a few hours total and he knew
>he gets mad at me for not knowing stupid shit I never could have known from the few blind games against bots I played
>tells the rest of the team that I'm first-timing it and calls me "fucking useless"
>leave the game
>never talk to him or play Dota 2 ever again
This is why I fucking hate MOBAs.
I might try to get super good at it just so I can slap his shit and call him a faggot. I don't have to be that good to know he sucks.
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>>164448204
dotbabies confirmed for so casual they cant even deal with getting zoned.
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>>164448607
but that is your friend

not the game
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>Not carrying as jakiro against a team of hard carries.
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>>164448697
>Fightinggamesfags call "The first one to get him on the air" zoning

lel

Ridiculous
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>>164448568

if you don't respond, they will go away.

See how nearly all lol shitposts have been ignored?
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>>164448813

>carrying against babbies first games.
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>>164448813
>carrying
Carrying means something else entirely.
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>>164448813
>2 vlads
>one of them on QOP
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>>164448919
It's hilarious too. I was jumped by 4 of them and managed to take 2 with me. In all chat I typed something like "PREPARE FOR TROUBLE AND MAKE IT DOUBLE" and they all jumped on me asking if I was mad.
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>>164448813
>qop items

OH COME ON, THATS NOT EVEN.... god damn it
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>>164449023
>>164449041
Oh fuck I just noticed that. hahahaah jesus christ.
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>>164449041
>Vlads on a ranged hero

what the fuck
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>>164449041
What, she's a good carry with relatively high base damage, lifesteal+as is pretty good for her

But why do I even bother, you are probably one of them "BUT ITS NOT RECOMMENDED" fags
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>>164449149
It would be okay if he was supporting magina but since he has a valds too it doesn't seem to be the case
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>>164449160
see
>>164449149
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>>164449160
Lifesteal from valds does not work on raged heroes.

lol

retard
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>>164449206
>>164449221
it was an ruse
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>>164449374
just like ur abortion fagt
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>>164449374
we have been lead to a forlorn conclusion
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>>164449374
And why are you telling us this?
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>>164449149
Vlad's on ranged works if you do it for your carry, but on QoP it's just full retard.
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>>164448813
>bh
>armlet

>huskar
>Ring of bas
>Probably also saving for vladmirs
>Saving for Butterfly
>Boots of travel

Jesus christ. This is the lowest brackets of lowest brackets.
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Dota2 is the best MOBA prove me wrong, thats right you cant
>inb4 input delay
>inb4 casual baby shit
>inb4 character models are ripped off WC3
>inb4 mechanics are ripped off WC3
>inb4 terrible UI
>inb4 developed by bronies
>inb4 anti-intuitive gameplay
>inb4 shitty matchmaking
>inb4 only needing to press 2 buttons in teamfights
>inb4 no stat customization outside of items
>inb4 no CC reduction
>inb4 no CD reduction
>inb4 no armor penetration
>inb4 no spell penetration
>inb4 no way to increase spell damage
>inb4 pay2win
>inb4 no fun allowed
>inb4 no real team play
>inb4 teleport back to lane
>inb4 no bushes
>inb4 turrets don't prioritize targets
>inb4 getting banned for back dooring
>inb4 killing your own allies
>inb4 don't need to go back to base to buy items
>inb4 shitty art style
>inb4 input delay
>inb4 everything is right-click carry, tanky initiator or ward bitch
>inb4 no strategy
>inb4 easy as fuck to tower-dive
>inb4 2 active skill per hero
>inb4 15% chance to deal 4x damage
>inb4 no smartcasting
>inb4 input delay
>inb4 no jungle buffs
>inb4 no dragon
>inb4 no baron nashor
>inb4 input delay
>inb4 no skillshots
>inb4 5 second stun
>inb4 carries who 1v5 with ease
>inb4 characters memespout
>inb4 rightclick2win lategame
>inb4 russians
>inb4 input delay
>inb4 jungling with no depth
>inb4 no counter jungling
>inb4 no stealing enemy buffs
>inb4 no comebacks
>inb4 no elixirs
>inb4 input delay
>inb4 not competitive
>inb4 copypasted skills
>inb4 no summoner spells
>inb4 no resource system other than mana
>inb4 no innate abilities
>inb4 no spellvamp
>inb4 imbalanced as fuck
>inb4 input delay
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>>164446675
>hon
>missing pieces

Please replace hon with LOL...
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>>164449461
Yeah, I suppose it does. I use vlads when I play wisp supporting BH. Gives them one less thing to worry about. I also get medallion.
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>>164449670
>Implying LoL is unbalanced
Let me guess... you think Darius is OP?
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>>164447723
>Tfw daytime in the middle of a team fight or gank
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>>164449595
Armlet is good I just can't blame people for picking it. Instant +500 HP? What other item does this?
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dota2 is to MOBAs as to Call of Duty is to first person shooters.

Is the game bad? No.
Is it made to market to the largest market (kids, poor people, idiots, and casuals)? Yes.

The only thing I have a problem with is the way Valve pays their way into the competitive scene, which causes a bunch of 12 year-old monkey children thinking their casual game is actually a hardcore, deep, and competitive game, when it isn't in the slightest.

That and the fact that they're the most vocal retards and worst fanbase of any fanbase ever. This includes "master race" or console fanatics of any make.
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>>164449805
I think he's implying you can't pick most of heroes in LoL. Without paying or wasting your time playing heroes you don't want to play as.
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>drow tearing everyone's shit apart
>I maxed my ulti as chaos knight and got manta style
>reality rift
>she is now surrounded by me
>7 of me
>"fuck you"
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And once again we can see that dota players are nothing but autistic dipshits who go into mental lockdown when faced with a gameplay logic that's unfamiliar to them.
dota might be a competitive game, but it sure as hell is one shitty one. The more varied the tactics are and rely on intellect over borderline-retarded memorization, the better the game is. dotafags seem to think that the more restrictive and straight-forward the game is the better.

i still find it astonishing that people are still defending dota2 in any way, shape or form.

dota2 is an OBJECTIVELY bad game compared to every other game in the genre.

LoL has OBJECTIVELY better F2P systems, game engines, programmers, competitive scenes/features, gameplay, and companies running them.

it's literally a binary choice
>extremely imbalanced game that is considered to be a joke among online games, isn't competitive at all
>game which is considered the top esport in the world
>both are free initially

you don't even need any other arguments past that one, and yet there are half a dozen more you could use.

a large majority of arguments used to defend dota2 are fallacious, contradictory, or downright stupid.

i just don't get it. why? why insist on supporting an objectively inferior game?
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>>164449863
nobody is marketing the game anywhere ever

also you just swapped lol with dota2, i have seen this copypasta before
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>>164449863
>valve pays their way

are you fucking serious? riot pays tournaments to not include dota/hon, which is the reason dota 2 was never on mlg

they also said that if a team had both a lol and a dota team they would not be able to participate in lol tournaments unless they dropped the dota teams

they said it was false someone discovered it, but pro players confirmed it
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>all this riot sheninggan..
i really wish there is lie detector on internet
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>>164449863
I don't even play ASSFAGGOTS but I saw this on the front page. Did yo even read what you just said?
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>>164449827
It's useless on BH though. Especially without any regen items. All that +500 health will do is prolong your life a few seconds. It can come in handy in 1v1 fights but anywhere else it's useless.
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>>164450014
That's way too many lines for a troll that obvious

Next time don't write "objectively" in caps, it grabs people's attention
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>>164450209
>prolong your life a few seconds
And then two seconds later by 2 seconds more. And again, and again. BH will be doing a lot of running away so I very much see how it can be useful on him, even though difficult to pull off.
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>>164449863
I'm basically an addict (I hardly even enjoy it anymore but keep playing 3-4 matches a day) and I have to agree
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>>164449950
>Drow
Oh jeez they even stealing shit from D&D now?
fucking pathetic
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>>164450328
>>164450142
>>164450042
are you guys retarded, the first fucking reply to this obvious troll was

>>164450020

If you had half a brain you would realise he swapped LoL with Dota 2 and Riot with Valve. I haven't even seen this pasta before and I realise that.
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>>164450256
You are responding to a Riot employee, ignore them.
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And once again we can see that dota players are nothing but autistic dipshits who go into mental lockdown when faced with a gameplay logic that's unfamiliar to them.
dota might be a competitive game, but it sure as hell is one shitty one. The more varied the tactics are and rely on intellect over borderline-retarded memorization, the better the game is. dotafags seem to think that the more restrictive and straight-forward the game is the better.

i still find it astonishing that people are still defending dota2 in any way, shape or form.

dota2 is an OBJECTIVELY bad game compared to every other game in the genre.

LoL has OBJECTIVELY better F2P systems, game engines, programmers, competitive scenes/features, gameplay, and companies running them.

it's literally a binary choice
>extremely imbalanced game that is considered to be a joke among online games, isn't competitive at all
>game which is considered the top esport in the world
>both are free initially

you don't even need any other arguments past that one, and yet there are half a dozen more you could use.

a large majority of arguments used to defend dota2 are fallacious, contradictory, or downright stupid.

i just don't get it. why? why insist on supporting an objectively inferior game?
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>>164450471
You are wrong. I just typed out all of it, it's not pasta.
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>have generic items
>always do not so good and not so bad in matches

>decided to spend real money to buy specialized items for 4 different heros
>suddenly i do way better in every matches

dota2 not p2w, they said
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It's funny because nobody seriously believes dota2 is superior in any way.
dotbabbies just can't admit they only play the game either because of "omg mai waifu :333" or because they spent so much money on shitty items they fear the regret of switching to a superior title
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>>164449863

I think you got dota2 and lol mixed up.

Riot is the one buying their way into every tournament, spending millions on advertising everywhere.

Dota2 has The International and that's it.
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>riot in charge of damage control
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>>164450567
>don't have icecream
>always do not so good and not so bad in matches

>go to the shop and get some rocky road
>suddenly i do way better in every matches

icecream doesn't increase skill, they said
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>>164450308
Well that's like, your opinion man, I'd rather save up that money for an Eaglesong or Desolator.
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>lane with drow and ursa
>ursa sets up for flank
>frost arrow enemy hero
>runs straight into ursa
>LOL GET GOOD TURBOSCRUBS
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>>164449935

>Can't even shop an image and proof read it
Look, even ironic stupidity gets just plain unfunny after a while. Quit it. It's old as fuck.

I know there aren't a lot of new games coming out but seriously, do shit in Scribblenauts or something.
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>>164450818
They are all paid to post these shit, don't respond to them.
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>>164450792
And so would I. My opinion is that armlet is not perfect for BH too. But I would not go as far as to point at BH with Armlet and laugh.
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>>164444729
>not being angry ever game

your playing wrong.
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>even having to leave
Do you even shit talk russians ?
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>>164450797
>Laning with BH and ursa
>Ursa ready to attack their flank
>Stealth crit enigma
>He starts running away
>Ursa comes from where he's running to
>Runs straight past him
>Smashes ground next to me
>Enrages
>Ursa: Я гребаный педик
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>>164450970
:If you're good at toggling it's pretty much a good item on everyone who can use extra hp attack speed and damage.
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>>164450895

That surprisingly makes a load of sense.
The whole "Inception/Double Double Agent" style helps disguise it as simply sad attempts at trolling.
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>>164450895
>what dotbabies actually believe
Oh god my fucking sides!
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>>164451109
My point exactly.

I'm not so good at toggling. Sometimes it works, sometimes I forget the radiance is eating me.
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>>164451095
Дно.
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>>164451273
>russian
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>>164451095
>not pubstomping with your ursa-bro
Serves you right.
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>>164448158
top lol player who gets promo contracts from riot agrees that dota is shit
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>>164451273

Imagine all that free courier gold if that wasn't a custom game.
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>>164451112
Riot is panicking hard and have been marketing hardcore pretty much on every forum and game related magazines.

I live in Turkey and the most selling game magazine here is filled with Riot and LoL advertisements, if you take a look at other forums they are doing the best they can to really make people believe it's the "most played" and amazing game there is on PC at the moment.

Too bad they didn't spend all that money trying to make a better game but oh well. It's only a matter of time before they crumble to nothing.
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>>164451209
>Tfw playing as slardar with armlet
>Get Heart
>Perma armlet with MoM

Glorious.
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>>164448084
SUPERIOR
LIMB-BASED
COMBAT
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>>164445051

Quest one: Play 5 games with a team of feeders and don't rage as reward a shiny chest awaits you.
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>>164451545
>>164451486

The trolling is so obvious it's funny.
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>MUH SANIC RECOLORS
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Just a single dedicated autist working on couple of dollars per hour and the dota threads are filled with Riot and LoL shit, along with misleading and bullshi pictures.

It just takes one guy, you see, pretty cheap too.

Funny thing is, even wih all the effort, dota 2 will wipe Riot out of existance purely because it's the better game.
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>Play a round of Doter
>Allies feed horribly
>Bottom lane is 0/17/0 by 30 minutes
>Mid has gone AFK in the base

This happens every fucking game, I swear. I WOULD queue with friends, but they all suck.
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>>164451721
wow Warcraft ripped off dota 2 so bad
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>>164451392
>Announcements reach newspapers and magazines

>This surely means the company is dying

Hahahahhahahaha
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>>164451753

I dunno, I'm hovering in between high/very high and while I do get the occasional shit game, most of them are pretty decent.

When I queue with friends who are stuck in mid-low normal, it's hell.
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>>164451851

Riot isn't dying, but they are throwing money everywhere to get attention.
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>>164451712
>dota 2 is more complex
>look at the skill comparisons between DOTA2 and LoL picks and say that
>lol trolololo
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>>164451723
>dota 2 will wipe Riot out of existance purely because it's the better game.

Complete honest question, how do you expect this to happen?

Do you honestly believe that most of LoL players will just switch to dota?
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>>164451486
Don't even try, LoLbabby

Go take your pay2win somwhere else
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>>164451545
>pay to win
I know this is a troll but holy shit my sides have entered another dimension.
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>>164451851
>LoL losing active players day by day to dota
>Riot is getting desperate with advertisements

Even they know what's going o happen, they are just delaying the inevitable.
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>>164451886

I go on win streaks, then lose streaks. Even on the win streaks I have to contend with feeding allies and mongoloids.

I was playing with some Chinamen today. They were fucking HORRIBLE. You told me Asians were good at DotA, /v/!
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>>164451721
1/10
Made me post
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>>164451970
A Riot employee, please don't respond to them.
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>>164451924
Erm... yes? why wouldn't they?

You can argue that DotA doesn't, then again DotA isn't as known as LoL
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>>164451967
>LoL players will just switch to dota
Unfortunately yes. Once dota 2 becomes open the community is going to become worse than it is now.
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>>164451987

No. It's like Russians, there are just SO MANY OF THEM that even if 99% of them are pure shit, there's bound to be a handful of amazing pros among them.
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>>164452131
you are delusional or just a good troll
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>>164451986
>LoL losing active players day by day to dota

Care to give a source for that one?
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>>164452065
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
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>>164449805
>lol
>balanced
Only like 4 heroes of each role are considered viable.
Very balanced.
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>>164452089

I am yet to see an ad for DotA anywhere on the internet.

LoL as a game has/had potential, but Riot is a company run by toxic retards who don't understand game design at all. Plus, they were bought by Tencent.
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>>164452173
LoL is losing its playerbase to Dota now while it's in closed beta. Why wouldn't it lose it even more once it becomes open?
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>>164452131
But anyone who takes LoL seriously enough to play DotA already knows DotA exists, and we all know how easy is it to get a key nowadays
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>>164452213
and who are them?
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>>164452131

I've played DotA for nearly a decade now. LoL is different enough to stay alive. HoN on the other hand... I'm surprised it has any players at all.
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>>164452213
giggled

Compared DotA winrates and LoL winrates, see which side is more balanced
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>>164452228

>Have a LoLfag friend
>He gets a Dota 2 invite
>We play a bot game
>He chooses Skeleton King
>Complains that it is too hard
>Keep giving him advice but he gets angry and frustrated
>Eventually just ragequits after complaining for half an hour

Fucking hell.
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>>164452228
source?
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>>164452310

The only HoN players are people who feel like they need to play it to feel superior, even though it is a turd of a game with a horrible community.
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>>164450506
0.05/10.1
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>>164452348
Almost everytime I ask someone if they used to play LoL they say yes.
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>>164448158

>Elementz
>Top player

LOL
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>>164452513

I played DotA, then moved on to HoN because I was tired of WC3, then moved on to LoL because HoN's community disgusted me, then I stopped playing the genre for a while. Now I play Dota 2 a fair amount.
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>>164452513
haha oh wow, you got me bad. you are good
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>>164452289
Haven't played in like 3 months but
AD Carry
Corki Ez Ashe Graves
Support
Janna Sona Ali Blitz (unless you are Elementz and wil fail every single grab and feed FB)
AP Carry
Morgana
Everyone else is a lesser pick.
Jungler and Solo top ... I'm bored of typing this but jungling is so shitty in LoL compared to dota.
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>>164452583
Are you me?
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>>164452645

Dammit you faggot you fucked up.
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>>164452645
xD i played 3 games of LoL that means i'm an expert on it
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>>164452217
>I am yet to see an ad for DotA anywhere on the internet.

And how is this positive in any way?

>LoL as a game has/had potential, but Riot is a company run by toxic retards who don't understand game design at all.

The gameplay has some considerable issues, then again every game does, consider that LoL is a younger game.

>Plus, they were bought by Tencent.

How is this relevant?
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>>164452657

Yes.

Well, I will be you, once the surgery is complete. The only question now is how I will take your eyes...
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>>164452645
You haven't played in many months/you were complete shit.

Vayne and mf are both more relevant than ashe in ad carry, zyra and leona are more relevant than sona, morgana is SHIT TIER ap carry.
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>>164452765

>How is this relevant?

Every hero since the Tencent takeover has been 6300 and they have been pumping out skins at an even greater rate.

Money ruins.
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>>164448158
You know that Elementz is considered one of the worst "top" gamers in the lol circle right?
His micro skill is bad, not rare for him to give FB, and his overall strategic view is shit too: he used to make a "tier list" of heros and everything, and comonly put good heroes like Olaf in the bottom tier.
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>>164448813

>every single thing about that QoP
>Huskar items

Did you pirate Dota 2 or is this just the russian server?
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>Playing LoL with friends
>Down a player
>Have another friend who plays Dota 2
>Get him to join us as a stand in
>He insta locks Tryn soon as we get matched
>He tries to tower dive at level 2
>Does nothing but feed for the rest of the game
>Complains the game is too hard
>Gets angry and starts shouting at my other friends
>Dies again and ragequits
mfw
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>>164452872

>LoL
>Micro
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>2012
>playing mobas at all
>not taking your shit to >>>/vg/
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>>164452872
>Olaf
>good
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>>164452853
>morgana
>shit tier
used in every single turney
>ashe
>not the most op hero
Her ult wins games in competitive play
>Vayne
>not shit
Vayne is a noobstomper not a viable carry at all because the low range
>Leona
only like 2 top players can actually use her effectively in competitive play, not a solid pick.
>MF
Could be, but corki and ez rape her beautifull ass.
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>>164452326
>Have a Dota2fag friend
>Tell him he should try out League of Legends
>We play a bot game
>Keeps complaining about how he can't deny minions and how stuns don't last 5 seconds
>Keep giving him advice but he gets angry and frustrated
>Eventually ragequits after complaining for half an hour.

Do you even strawman?
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>>164453071

you do realize you kinda just helped his point, right?
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>>164453034
I'm going to just wait here and see people laugh at you
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>>164453026
Haven't actively played LoL in over a year but when I played it Olaf was fucking boss, best endgame scaling in the game

But it's not uncommon for Riot to completely destroy heroes by nerfing them needlessly
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>>164453034
babys first troll
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I solo queque in Single Draft
I had to pick Anti Mage, A shitty STR hero and Zeus. So I picked Zeus (never played with him)

I'm not very good at the game (I only know the mechanics, viewing videos and reading guides), even worse if I have to mid, but my teammates keep saying I had to go mid.

I mid, and holy shit, Zeus is fucking OP. (or the enemy team had shitty players)
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>>164453172
>>164453172

Olaf is very good currently
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>>164453136
How so? By showing disapointment over a lack of a pointless mechanic (denying) and ridiculously over the top crowd control?

This is what dota2fags actually believe.
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>>164453071

Seriously dude, I didn't even make that story up. He HATED Dota 2 for some reason.

He has $100 worth of skins for champs he doesn't even play. His IGN is BONEDARKNESS (I shit you not) in LoL
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>>164453181

Zeus is somewhere between shit tier and mediocre tier. He doesn't really do anything well.
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>>164453181

>not a single bkb
>SB rushing sceptre
>mask first item on slark
>vanguard bat

They bad son
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do you guys even play dota 2? why do you guys have to come into a dota thread to talk about your shitty game?
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>>164453026
Olaf is, and has been for quite a while a very solid pick, what are ya talking about
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>>164453294
>I like snowballing.
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>>164453296
>He HATED Dota 2 for some reason.
Probably because its nothing more than a shitty designed WC3 mod
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>>164453343

This. He's like the Sniper of mages. He has no escape abilities early game, and he has shit HP. Very easily shutdown by ganks.
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>>164453542

>Redesigned

You are giving Dota 2 a lot of credit.

The entire genre is shit, but Dota 2 is the least shit, followed by LoL. It is a casual genre overall, very simple and easy for anyone who isn't a Russian or woman.
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>>164448607
Your friend is just a jerk. Never talking to him again was the right thing to do.
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>>164448158
I'm tripping he said all you need is one hero strong and you're good. Isn't that the same thing in LoL with AD carries where they just chunk no matter what after they're fed enough?
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>>164449513
They're all the same.
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>>164453396

I play solo ap high matchmaking rating daily. But these threads consist of people telling stuff about LoL, HoN and how everything is perfectly unbalanced and shitty.

DotA community is no friendly at all.
Even thou if you don't flame ingame and actually help people you will be called a cunt. So don't expect people to stay human afterall. Nomatter if it's ingame or here.
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>>164450615
5/10 because guaranteed responses.
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>>164453780
That's funny. I've gotten 2 friend requests and over 10 commendations this week because I stopped being an asshole to people.
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>>164453780
This reminds me of the first day I played DotA

I was sniper top in a 1v2 lane because we had some guy in the jungle (lycan? lone druid? no idea), our mid was a pudge and I had seen a pudge go sick 2 games ago ganking left and right and getting kills everywhere, I think I was against skeleton king and drow.

When I hit something like level 6 this happens

(Me): mid please come to gank top when able
(3 min later): mid please im getting raped here
(5 min later, tower barely standing): mid or jungle or someone help

(pudge) rus?
(me) what? no
(pudge) fuck you
(jungle) lol

eventually drow got fed and raped everyone ever
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>>164454293
>Replying to an hour old post with 0 responses with >guaranteed responses
>Inb4 you have been tricked!
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>>164454368
>you have been tricked

captcha: elithda tricks
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>>164454305

>Stop being an asshole to people
>Everyone hates me even more
>My team reports me for "trolling" and convinces the enemy team to report me too

Well fuck you too.

>>164454330

Just recently I was put into a 1v3 trilane bot as Witch Doctor because three people wanted mid. One of the people who wanted mid went top with someone else and the two faggots stayed mid and died several times.

Selfish brats. I BEGGED them to help me but they told me to "stop whining"
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>>164453294

>denying
>pointless
>3-5 sec = over the top
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>>164454652

I am torn on denying.

On the one hand, it makes the game more complex and allows you to deny your enemies XP.

On the other hand, it only denies them XP temporarily and my allies NEVER do it.
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>>164454652
Only reason as to why such durations in CC are acceptable is because of the existence of BKB
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>>164454521
>reports me for "trolling"
Oh fuck. That happened to me. Some huskar failed a gank on me and I killed him, to which I replied "Nice try :P"

>"Reported
>"same"
>"yeah also reporting you"

No wonder I'm always fucking stuck in trenches now. God damnit.
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>>164454305

It's tunnel vision during the game. And maybe mental illness?

I see people with ~ 500 wins and not a single commendation and people with 100 wins with 5 and somewhere 3 what makes me think they didn't jew commends on reddit.

If you decide something for yourself it's good ofc because most people lack the mental strength to grow. And it's hard to stay calm inbetween all these monsters. But day after day practice makes it possible. I almost reached the point where I don't flame anybody anymore for good reasons.
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>>164454891

I have 30 friendly commendations and about 200 wins. Never asked for a commendation.
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>>164454820
I'd report you as well
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>>164454891
Oh don't worry I still flame retarded Russians, BRs and shit. But if my team mate fucks up and gets himself or myself killed and apologises I always tell them its all good.
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>>164454761

Well, also because most of the long stuns have some requirements risks

>DK requires you to either get close or use your ult
>Mirana requires you to hit from long range
>CK is RNG
>OM is RNG
>Leshrac/Kunkka require decent aiming and prediction skills (or enemy stupidity)
>Bane requires you to stand still for 5/6 seconds or makes your enemy unable to get auto-attacked for the duration

Some are bullshit (like CK, but everything with CK is bullshit), I'll give you that, but the easier ones like CM/Venge/ES don't really last that long or do that much damage
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>>164454820

Reports do nothing I have reported 666 people just because the number. And at the start where I took the system serious I reported several people for destroying my items at the fountain because they were upset and my stats are 90% of the time positive even if others feed.

>>164454965

Same here. Yesterday some russian SK was the friendliest person alive. Two people gave me 2x 6 commends just for being nice to them. But that doesn't mean that I won't call you a cunt if you are one... even friendly people have a tolerance edge god damnit.
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>>164455309
What about magnus charge + ult?

Also kunkka can land it easily with the backtrack thingy right?
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How to into the very high bracket:

1. Pick drow
2. Get threads and shadow blade you can go whatever after that
3. Win
4. Repeat until you're in the very high bracket
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>>164455417

>Try this
>My allies all feed so bad that I can't carry them

Horrible. Just horrible.
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>>164455417

>team mates feed
>don't ward
>don't courier
>don't defend towers

>enemy team is a 5 stack
>every time
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>>164455417
It's just that I like to play sniper?

How pernicious is this to my matchmarking?
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>>164455417
>tfw 20 wins to 4 losses as Drow
I don't even know how. There are so many times I've been on the verge of losing and somehow she pulls it back nearly every time. A couple of friends and I tried the Drow Luna Vengeful combo yesterday, and we were getting rocked until 40 minutes in, at which point we shit all over the enemy team and then beat them in a base race.

nerf drow pls
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>>164454739

>allies never do it

That's probably the biggest problem with denying
People either don't even know it exists or do it like once or twice in the first few waves then forget about it
Probably the reason why people think it hardly makes any difference, when it can decide the outcome of a game under many circumstances

If you can actually concentrate enough to farm AND deny (whoa big deal) the results become a lot more apparent

Which is why Lich is famed for XP starving the opposite team. Because he's got a "free deny" button.
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>>164455401
You'd be surprised at how many retarded kunkka's there are.
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>ask team mate to stop auto attacking
>stfu and play
>wonder why I didn't pick tiny
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>>164455581
I generally just focus on denying creeps while I farm and denying towers when it becomes an issue. It's great playing a character with an escape mechanism and a stealth, like Phantom Lancer, and just quickly stealing in, denying your own tower while the entire enemy team is attacking it, and then getting the fuck out.
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>>164455709

>Pick Tiny
>Ping a dozen times
>Say "I AM INITIATING" three times
>Allies are all right behind me
>Initiate on the enemies
>Allies all run away
>I die
>OMG STOP FEEDING TINY

And now I NEVER play initiators.
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>>164450506
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>>164455709
>Get into enemy base after somehow managing to carry fucking retarded team as tiny
>The joys of throwing those retards into enemy fountain
>pls report tiny he is feeding
>I have 2 deaths.
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>>164455547

Pernicious?
Well, let's just say you have two choices
You either keep playing Sniper or you get out of the trench.

With the recent buffs he's not even that much of an abysmal carry anymore. He just doesn't work too good on pubs
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>>164455856

>The joys of throwing those retards into enemy fountain

I love doing this. It's payback time for making me so frustrated with the retarded team.
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>>164455867

>He just doesn't work on pubs

Fixed that for you.
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>>164455709

Let me farm.
Stop auto attacking.
Buy wards and dust please.

I feel like a parrot. Also: for all frustrated people because of their winrate. Winrate doesn't matter at all. If you want to join higher bracket you must get more than 4 bars at hero preformance.
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>>164455804
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>>164455401

Well it's an ult
Even if it's bullshit, it has to be worth the mana cost/cooldown/level requirement. Just as with 'Nigma or Tide

And Kunkka's stun is easier to land with another spell thrown into the combo
A lot of stuns can get easier to land with other positioning spells thrown in.
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>>164455856
Griefing is so much fun in dota. When I'm in my griefing mood I pick wisp, queue on rus servers rush ethereal blade and tp team mates right into the enemy base and leave them there.
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>>164456086
>tfw nearly rank 5 as Bloodseeker but one bad game costs me half a bar
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>all those mad dotababies

it's over, your shitty game is dead
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>>164456185
>Some arsehat does that to me
>Report him after the match ends
>mfw he got banned for it

Based valve.
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>>164455993
>Playing with retarded Chinese PA all game, 0-11
>Playing with my brothers, me playing Tiny, Brother playing Drow and my other brother playing ES
>In enemy base Drow dies and drops his rapier
>PA picks it up
>"Yo PA drop it, you can't even use it"
>no
>ok
>Camping enemy fountain
>Brewmaster spawns
>Throw PA at him
>He stuns her
>ES puts a wall on the fountain
>She gets stuck on the wall
>Dies
>Everyone laughing at PA
>Drow gets his Rapier back
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>implying LoL is relevant
there are still more people that play WC3 Dota than league of babbies
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>>164456295
>imblygn he's banned
>imblygn they didn't just place him in low prio for a day and thanked you for helping out the comunity
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>>164456086

How does that fucking bar work even?
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>>164456295

Banned from DotA 2 Beta. People sure pretend to be stupid.
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>>164456185
>Not leaving them into a tone of trees off the map when they dont have any tele scrolls.
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>>164456505

>mfw faggots in game tell me I'm going to get banned
>mfw I even have 3 accounts so I won't even be in low priority
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>>164453181

>Barely any Int items on OD
>No Force Staff on OD
>SK build is "passable"
>SnY on Bloodseeker
>Vlads on Broodmother
>SnY on Broodmother
>Mjolnir on Broodmother
>Ring of Aquila on Zeus

>MoM on any hero beside Void
>No Drum on Beastmaster
>No Blink dagger on Beastmaster
>No BKB on Spirit Breaker
>No Sheepstick on Batrider
>No Boots of Travel on Batrider
>No Pipe on Batrider
>Tango Late game
>Lycan is "passable"

Jesus, I can see why people call it the trench
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>>164456501
I don't even know. My enchantress is nearly 5 stars even though I have a 20% win ratio as her, and nearly every game I play her I go negative as fuck. I think I've only had 3 good games as enchantress. Also my riki is 5 stars even though I've only played like 5 games as him, and each time I've done mediocre for riki. My brother averages 30-50 kills + when he plays that shitty ass ksing hero and he has 3 bars.
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>>164456674
Sange and Yasha are in the recommended builds in the game for BS, though. Lots of players follow those.
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>>164456501

It's not based on wins. If you do well ingame.. idk man preform freaky stunts with illus get alot of ganks going etc you will gain preformance that is the red bar. Even if you lose.
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There is nothing wrong with vlad's on bm, yo.
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>>164454305
>stop beign an absolute asshole that points every little mistake to both teams and ragequits / mic screams at every single event.
You are a faggot
The whole thing of playing annonymously with randoms is doing this.
Fuck everyone.
Insult everyone.
Troll everyone.
This is what we are here too.
This is the reason for living.
If you want to be nice, go outside.
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>>164447875
>2 crit swords on Gondar

I think I just shat myself.
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>>164456757

The question is WHY? why would you build slow items on Bloodseeker? It's such a huge waste of gold
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>>164456840

>Has in built 80 % Lifesteal
>SK is on the team
>Need vlads
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>>164456851

this

>being nice to people in online video games
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>>164456851

I got told this was cool back in 2004. Tunnel vision much? Or did Darkterror take you on a trip for several years?
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I have to share this story with somebody

>be playing pudge
>brazilian asshole playing TA takes mid from me when I was already there calls me a noob,etc
>he ends up 0-4 and has fed BS barely into mid game
>rest of the team is doing good and we are getting some nice ganks
>TA is raging when we don't call missing because who gives a shit
>whines all game criticizing everybody in broken English
>BA ults him
>He goes invisible as TA
>hook him from trees and drag him, blood everywhere
>BS gets the kill
>he goes apeshit and reports me
>I type a single LOL into the text box

It gets better later on:
>be pretty fed pudge and have force staff for lulz
>jump on top of cliff and hook TA then jump the fuck out.
>TA has absolutely no money and just finished treads and barely a BKB
>starts swearing and mic spamming while he is helpless on cliff
>whole team laughing and saying nice work
> he has like 50 gold on top of cliff and cant figure out how to get off due to being a retarded Brazilian
>he waits like a whole 2 minutes in order to buy a TP scroll and have the courier bring it to him
>we send courier into enemy base
>courier dies
>meanwhile relentless rage and retard speak in alltalk/teamtalk from said Brazilian
>he finally leaves the game and we win a 5v4 easily because he isn't there to feed.

Was fucking great. He ends up friending me and inviting me to party to tell me how im going to get banned.
Notice he has 17 days of low priority because he just left our game. Laugh and call him a noob and ignore his
SteamID. Twas a great feeling, I feel reinburst for all those annoying ass Brazilian carrys who que in my NA servers.
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>>164456851
>This is what we are here too.
speak for yourself.
I'm nice here.
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>>164457096
>back in 2004
You are implying "cool" has something to do with enjoyment?
Honestly, who gives a fuck what "cool" is, if oyu don't get enjoyment from hurting others, there is something wrong with you.
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>>164456995
>Mfw a Naix buys MoM near me
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>>164447875
>satanic rush on naix
>AS on ursa
>3 ogre clubs on tiny
>krobo with crystalis
>bh with not one, but 2 crit items
>tide with bottle and 2 boots
>bs wt s&y and vlad's
>2 vlad's on the radiant

Haha, oh wow.
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>>164456851
>WE ARE LEJUN
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To use Loner's Vanity or not to use Loner's Vanity?

This is the million dollar quesiton
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>>164448346
Requesting 5 billion games played n chinese dota client this year alone
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>>164456995
Didn't pay attention to the leoric, vald's on bm is great because of the aura(15% bonus dmg on all of your spiderlings)
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>>164457097
>BA
Who?
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>>164457035
>>164456851
raging faggots. no, its not okay, and you can't justify it, so not only are you unreasonable, but you are also retarded egoists assholes. i muted you, you insipid piece of shit.
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>play undying in a tri lane in high tier mmr
>get farm, mana boots, pipe and blademail by 15 minutes
> I AM A GOD YOU CANNOT HOPE TO STOP ME

fun game
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>shitty moba general #23124141

>>>/vg/
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>>164457268

Default is the best for Drow.
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>>164447123
It's pure RNG in dota 2, so you can't attack creeps to "charge up" your crit anymore.
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>>164457097
>how to get off
How do you get off in a situation like that without blink/force/tp

Nice story by the way. Glad to see Karma served its purpose.
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>>164457365
>muting me
>implying I won't quit just because when the odds are even
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>>164457405
>people are having fun playing and discussing a game i hate with every fiber of my being.

get a fucking life you fucking piece of shit nerd. you clearly got NOTHING BETTER TO DO THEN TO GO ON THE FUCKING INTERNET AND RAGE, LIKE THE LITTLE RAGING BITCH THAT YOU ARE.
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>>164457187

Look some of us have the said mental strength to grow out of this. Anonymity is not immortality.

Idk how to explain you this you won't listen anyway but it's worth a try: It's easy to play the idiot but hard to stay human.
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>>164457482
>cheesy anime image

i don't give a shit about anything you do. do whatever the fuck you want, you cheesy anime loving gay lord.
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>>164457543
>all dat delicious buthurt
makes me moist
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>>164457597
i ain't even trying bro, i just typing what a cock lover you are.
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>>164457492
>some of us have the said mental strength to grow out of this.
I bet you think you are superior to everyone trolling too, typical whiteknight fag
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wow what the fuck? Take your shitty moba to

>>>/vg/
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>>164457713

I think, therefore I am.. I think.

No dude seriously. Taking the easy way all day long. Just because you had a shitty life ruin other peoples mood. Idk why you even exist. There is no justification for bad people.
Also: where did I whiteknight at all? I don't get your point.
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The shitposting in this thread has reached critical mass
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>>164457874
> Just because you had a shitty life
Yeah, because someone disagrees with your perfect ways they probably went through some bad shit right?
Haha you don't even know what to say now so you sage the thread, truly pathetic.
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>>164457487
>mad
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so what are the dota hero stereotypes
i like visage what kind of player am i?
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>>164457841
you will always be a raging faggot, even after you die you will be a faggot, until the marrow of your bones was been turned into soil and every person on earth is dead.
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>>164458094
non existant
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>>164457946
were you offended? please check this out if you were offended

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Offended
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>>164458214
It's like I'm really back in 2008

>>>/b/
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>>164458075
>please respond
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>>164458094
a fagit
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>>164458209
I actually got this fucking amazing visage on my team the other day, fucking best visage I ever seen

I commended the fuck out of him
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>>164458214
I thought ED died?

also
>2012
>being offended by anything on that page
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>>164451970
Man, I want to find all of those Dota 2 images in that image. I love that shit.
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>>164458209
what?
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>>164458094
according to my charts,you are a close friend of mine with whom i talk a lot,OR you do not actually exist.
i love sandy clawz and skeletor
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>>164458376
Nobody who likes visage exists. Even >>164458428 friend is actually imaginary.
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>>164458214
Sir, I have used this website for a little over six years now. In addition to turning me gay 4chan numbed me to the point that I am no longer offended/shocked at all by really anything.
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Best husbando?

Brewmaster
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>Everybody playing Sniper and Drow Ranger now
I wish Valve would balance this fucking game.

There's nothing fun about dealing with these crutch-clinging faggots that play overpowered cruise control heroes that can literally just stand there and auto-attack you to pieces without even touching your mouse and keyboard.

I don't care which team they are on. They just sap any and all fun out of the game by being cheap faggots using a known exploit and I report every fucker I see playing Sniper at this point. It's bad enough that every fucking shot is mini-stunning and tacking on like 60 bonus damage with each shot, but anyone with even minimum competency will get Sniper's attack speed up to 0.60s within the first 10 minutes. How the fuck does a SNIPER shoot what basically amounts to a fucking machine gun?

Yes, I fucking mad.
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>>164458486

I "like" Visage in that I find him very interesting, but I can't play him for shit

Am I an incomplete existance
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>>164458604
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>>164458604
>not glorious Zeus
He'd always treat you right
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>>164458759
Zeus is a man whore.
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>>164458787
TAKE THAT BACK
THE LORE LIES
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>>164457097
nice story man, reminds me of that story you made up a few days ago. You said you bought a blink dagger on pudge and blinked on top of a hill to fuck up TA. And then pretended to be retarded when people said you cant buy dagger on pudge.

and why the fuck would you lie on the internet.
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>>164458759
not swagvoker
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>>164458690
It offends me how badly drawn that is.
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>>164458486
sh..shut up he exists..i just talked with him about going outside and shit...
;_;
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>>164456135
Those fucking floors I swear

How, how can just a random guy draw that, jesus
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I don't understand why people find this game so difficult? Yeah, BRs and shit it make it insanely difficult...but it's so easy.

One game I played Dragon Knight, stomped on everyone and I was so buff that 5 of them couldn't kill me. Drow is pretty op but sniper ez 2 kill

>science hishoof



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