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ITT: You pitch a game based off of your captcha.

Hard mode: no refreshing
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>[unintelligible] okay
So basically the Little Jacob parts from GTA IV?
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TvpingPBX Up edbattu
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>against eywbody

It practically explains itself
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>strained Caspod

You play as the loyal butler Caspod, who has been left for a week by his employers to watch their five children. You play through a series of whacky minigames as the kids try to prank and troll you into a highly stressed state, resulting in a game over.
Can you control your temper and watch the children before their mischief causes them harm or you blow your stack?
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But I have a 4chan Gold account and don't need to use captchas.

So how about a game where the pre-order bonus / exclusive content to a certain retailer is for features to be removed.
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Obligatory
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>languages. nywayr
Something where you have to learn the languages of some fictional place called Nywayr?
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Linketpu SPACE

The Legend of Zelda in SPACE.
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>simawst gaiety

Simawst is a prim and proper English dandy who also solves murder mysteries.

Point and click game.
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>>162728805
That's funny, since I got pic related:

>SAID HEYBRUCI

GTA IV with Brucie accompanying you for every mission in the game, sharing his unique perspective. He never goes away, and you can't hang out with anyone else.
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96¾ - 86 Feredite

jrpg with mechanics similar to radiant historia, except with a 4x4 battlefield and a system which encourages mixing different kinds of enemies to do more damage, get drops in evasion and defense and the like.

>>162728974
>dat image
Everything makes sense now.
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>nesalf frozen

Dunno... Cryostasis?
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esumno not

You're this guy named Esumno... or are you?
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>fhithu quuuuummnnnnooo

You have sex with aliens.
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>endstop sims

The Sims except in a post apocalyptic world

You have the same things to worry about like the regular Sims, except you can only stuff from scavenging old buildings or robbing other survivors

also, sometimes bandits will raid your home
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>carbille was

This is the story of Leon Carbille. A former detective, Carbille has come upon unhappy times. Once called the greatest detective in the city of Chicago, now he's more like the guys he had been chasing after. After a vicious divorce he turned to his police work to vent and was eventually discharged for unnecessary violence in the line of duty, he cuts all ties as he is seen out from that life. Now Al Capone and the Chicago Outfit and the North Side Mob were after him. You don't become the former ace detective without making a few enemies.

Plays like a mashup between LA Noire and Max Payne.
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>>162728647 (OP)
It's a knock off of a Simpsons game. Preferably that one on the Gamecube.

You know the one.
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>Vestomh Defense
some shitty indie tower defense game
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A game about shopping
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>Research. Tastua

Your name is Tastua Natsuhagi, a bidding Japanese scientist who works under one of Japan's finest. You must research, research and research some more.
research online, research in the labs, research EVERYTHING like your fucking life is on the line.
Your boss keeps telling you to research quickly, because everyone's life is depended on it.
The last final stages is the apocalypse and you must use science to stop it.
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ntsRMia organ

Real Money Organ Hero?
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>Leadsman Msooll

You are Msooll: a nobody who ought to have gone through life without ever being noticed or cared about. Unfortunately, for some reason, you have been granted a world-changing power.

Just yesterday you were a stupid stable-boy.

Now you're a stupid stable-boy with the power to influence people's opinions and direct their actions with just your merest suggestion. Will you lead your people to prosperity, or to depravity?

Lead, man.
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>>162728647 (OP)
FUCK YOU, OP. THAT ARC IS TERRIBLE
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>contributing ntedegu

A community service game set in Japan. There are several levels, including Hiroshima, Tokyo, Nagaski, Yokohama, Osaka, Sapporo, and Kyoto. The protagonist must journey through, contributing to communities in different ways via bullshit minigames.
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>Dverynf thou
Basically you're part of an old tribe called Dverynf, it specialices in creating laws and rules for alternate dimensions which they access through Totem poles, they have annual battles in which everyone gets to change something about the dimension and then jump in and fight battle royale style with 9 other tribe members, and they speak Old English.
The game lets you change something in the dimension such as the laws of physics, the structure of the world, the weather and shit. Then you jump into the world using a totem pole and you try to use your change to your advantage while trying to survive and kill off all the other contestants.
Everyone will spout Shakespearish lines throughout the game.
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Only Trax Cases!

T.R.A.X., an investigative team that hunts mythological beings. However, because this organization formed the back story of a different, earlier game, THIS game is a spin-off/companion where instead of playing as a normal guy, you play as an agent, and have better weapons, and access to newer levels. It's got shitty companion AI, so it's a smarter strategy to just kill your underlings from the start and go it alone, since it's running on the same engine as the earlier game, which featured no follower mechanics, and there are no puzzles that REQUIRE you to need a helper to hold buttons down or anything.
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>>162729984
>not loving Count Chocula

I bet you ate Frankenberry, you disgusting fuck.
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>2012
>not having 4chan pass

stay pleb
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>Intruder Coopeat

You play as a giant prick named Coopeat who breaks into houses and rapes everyone. Everyone. In the whole fucking world.
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>>162729984
>luffy beats the shit out of god in previous arc
>has trouble with count chocula
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>>162730228

>2012
>paying $20 to make posts on a website

go back to SA, faget

shiggy diggy
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London 30: Entaclom

You play a squad of 30 soldiers and must break into the fortress Entaclom ruled by the great Enta.

The catch is if a guy dies, you don't get them back next mission. So basically you get 30 lives for the entire game.
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>and eportato

Set in present day Mexico, you play as former cartel member Jose Eportato who has long been forgotten and presumed dead after the cartel attempted to have him assassinated.

Jose survived that day 4 years ago and is set out on revenge, he wants to take the entire cartel with him. Set in a sandbox world you can steal cars, manufacture and sell drugs and build your empire, all while trying to get closer to the cartel to take out every last member.
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>Not having 4chan gold.

Plebs
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>>162730396

I would play the fuck out of that. Sounds like The Raid: Redemption if it were a game.
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Ouantiv 31

Hitman-AssCreed clone.
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>>162730484

We already established you're a massive faggot if you have 4chan Gold
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>>162730367
>Not supporting a website you use every day

How poor are you?
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>>162730536
>We already established
lel
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>dnganbu was


african child goes on a journey
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>>162730590

I'm jobless with 4 bills to pay every month, so yeah.
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2good2Btrue
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>>162730643
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aingdo related:

the borderline retard son of an incestuous couple sets out on a path of vengeance after a corrupt cattle baron had his mother and father killed to gain their ranch. what makes it even harder; the only word the protagonist is capable of speaking is his name;
"aingdo"

by purchasing specially marked pepsi and cheetos you are able to unlock more words for aingdo's vocabulary
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Somebody make up a game for mine, I'm terrible at these.
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>>162730834
Eroge about twins fucking their babysitter.
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>>162730834
a female theif inserting peoples possessions into her vagina then later selling them
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>bylemsn presence
A Redditor is forced to say goodbye to his internet girlfriend of 6 years (met through msn messenger), after her suicide.
In the following months, he begins to feel a strange presence in his house.

Follow his downward spiral of depression and insanity, as supernatural happenings begin to occur in and around his house.

Uncover the events surrounding your e-girlfriends death. Things are not what they seem.
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>Maj. Donizar

You play as Major Donizar a war, it's a good FPS for a change and not CoD shit.
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>>162730834
Indie game about a stickman traveling to the bottom of the sea in a submarine. Complete with retro grafix
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>Genius ears,Ra

Basically a horror game with no visuals, only binaural headphone technology. You'll have to solve puzzles with your "Genius Ears". But every so often, the antagonist, some lion cunt that'll pop out of nowhere and go "RA!" and you have to do your best to avoid him.
At the end you find out it's just a furfag in a suit.
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Erlygoo Ocean

A massive cruise liner passing through the bermuda triangle is sucked into a massive whirlpool, causing transporting it inside of the earth, where it's hollow and time stands still as you battle ships and enemies throughout all of time, stealing their ships and weapons and even submarines and exploring Erlygoo Ocean and the secrets it holds. At the end, you make it out alive, only to discover it is several hundred thousanf years in the future and humanity has been eradicated.
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>>162730825
lel
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>Ariskic Sound

Russian Roulette meets DDR in the Ariskican dance competition to the death!
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>>162730954

>redditor

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO OBSESSED /V/

WHY

THE

FUCK
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>noro noro beeeeeemu~
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must be a ps3 game
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>>162731195
>bylemsn presence
>>Bye, le MSN Presence
Use your brain.
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>Medical Cissuble
Oh god.
Well, it's a hospital sim that plays like rollercoaster tycoon, except you're transgender, and the only procedures you can do are sex changes to make the evil cis scum check their privileges.
you have to be subtle about specifying genders though
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>saw sdeers

in the best game ever you saw deers with your chainsaw dick.
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>117. treacL

Bootleg 007 goldeneye made by a treacle manufacturer, basically just imagine all the player models replaced with bottles of treacle from rival companies. and all the death sounds replaced with a chinese guy on a shit microphone going " (company name) treacle is much very superior to all the many mediocre treacles"
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>atedlogs inspection

It's an LA Noire expansion where a new rookie has to investigate who is eating everyone's firewood.
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seems gernnaric

Call of Duty Black Ops III
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>>162731280
le bazinga
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cessNor Natural

A strategy game where you play as a legendary being called the Cess'Nor who once had an empire that spanned the plane of nature. Your throne has been stolen by usurping lizardmen while you slumbered. Muster an army and reclaim your land.


The captcha refreshed halfway through writing this, so here's the expansion pack.


tuartyi pashas

Forge an alliance with the water plane and charge forth into the fire plane to battle the king of the lizardmen. Also includes a side story where you play as the lizardmen and usurp the cess'nor's throne.
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Meehan Tbyerwa
it's a russian game and nobody knows what it's about cause there's no subtitles or anything but there's a lot of shooting
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>Relaxed whodiff

an indie game about an Owl combating his Xanax addiction, much like Dear Esther. except instead of an old sailor narrator. it's just
"hoo hoo hoo *snore snore snore* hoo hoo hoo"
"hoo hoo oh god i forgot to go hunting for worms"
"hoo hoo hoo shut up mom i need this i have anxiety"
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>And edbaet
You play as the main characters sidekick.
You struggle to gain fame and recognition, but you will always be known as "Main Character... And Edbaet.
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>the Measessa

You go about playing as The Measessa, a magic woman who can split herself into five hundred people. Controls similarly to Pikmin. No idea what the goal would be. I'd probably shove yuri into it, somehow.
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>79-1710 toZembe

You have to beat 79 levels in 17 minutes, 10 seconds each to reach the far-off land of Zembe.
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>amolde Kizler

You play as a moldy guy named Kizler who is suffering from some fungal disease. It's a rpg where you can level up your moldy fungal abilities in to different forms. You can choose to infect others or prevent the disease from spreading.
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>nonjzat took
Nonjzat is your Arab best friend. He's however been kidnapped and held at ransom. The game is a hard-boiled detective case involving puzzle solving, "interrogating" those who stand in your way, and finding lies in testimonies like Phoenix Wright.
Nonjzat's counting on you. Don't let him down.
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>>162731507
I lol'd.
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>Full2BR$925 ebougee

An MMORPG where you have to battle the hordes of huehuehue in a dancing contest
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>>162730643

I think you really ought to get off 4chan then and do something productive

come back when you can pay
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>having a captcha
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>Leave iarisr

Your eyes blink; your vision is hazy. The sun is bright and the sky is a crystal blue. A single cloud drifts by as you stagger to your feet.

"Where am I?"

The words bounce around inside your aching head. You take a few steps to get your bearings. As your eyes focus, you see a large metal tower, through the palm trees. Wait, palm trees? You spin around, and see the endless blue ocean sprawled out in front of you. You turn your attention back to the spire.

"How did I get here?"

You take a clumsy walking pace off the warm white sands of the beach and into the palm forest. After a short walk, a definite path begins to open up, leading to a clearing. And in that clearing: a monolithic plated-metal tower, seemingly with no entrance, and a lone shanty hut. Confused, amazed, and frustrated, you head towards the shack.

Inside the shack, a small bed is made, and on a nearby table is a book and an inkwell with a quill. The title on the cover of the tome reads strangely, English characters, spelling out "iarisr". Cute. You open the to the first page, and scrawled inside is a single message, "This is your fate."

"My god, what have I done?"

Tentatively titled "Leave iarisr" is a first-person/third person adventure-mystery game which focuses on exploration and immersion. The player will gather clues as they search the island, using only what is available to continue their adventure. Important notes or clues will need to be written into the journal, which can be destroyed if handled poorly. You can also run out of ink or a writing utensil. The environment will be quite large, around 15-30 square miles, making it more about the journey than the ultimate destination.
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>art erlyric

It is a new JRPG with a stupid name like Ys and Atelier
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XXV iiltan
A coming of age anime adventure about a schoolgirl named iiltan fighting satan. Told in 25 parts produced by square enix
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>>162730954

You're my favourite so far. I hope you don't mind if I add in a little.

The twist is that your trans-gender, bisexual, autistic brony friend was the one responsible for your e-girlfriends death by hacking your account and trolling her to death. He becomes wrapped up in his own guilt and tries to resurrect her by necromancy but ultimately he kills himself and becomes a lich. You must face him as the final boss and end this madness once and for all.
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>Icldcle political
>ICLDC le political
http://nflrc.hawaii.edu/icldc/2013/

>you're an American assassin sent to a Hawaiian university to stop Reddit from circle-jerking itself into oblivion.

man, this thing writes itself.
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The Tramen
Men get on a train and starve to death. Some of them become zombies and are referred to as tramen.

WiiU exclusive.
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>Custruat walked

It is a lot like the Lord of the Rings, one man who must walk 9 hours witha goal of some more walking
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>iquinty associates

The game is about your team of magic sprites called the iquinty and they help people find lost things like socks and car keys
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>was Pamselv
You are a detective hot on a case about a man who murdered your family, your only clue is that his name was Pamselv... after many adventures and false leads you find out that you were Pamselv the whole time
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>>162728647 (OP)
jobanel Tyne
You play as young lad Jobanel in Ireland crossing a fully geographically accurate vector mapped ireland with pseudo-procedural generation of entities, with cities where they would be located.
You're goal since you were a kid was to be the best damn engineer in the world and you set off as a merchant trader and freelance engineer fixing and repairing actual physics based mechanical devices. With full crafting system physics system for blacksmithing, carpentry, tinning, sewing, knotting, thermal/shearing stresses etc...
You can make make your own tools, making shops with water wheels to make grand designs powered by the rivers and developing new settlements.
Depending on how you handle arrangements you may find yourself dealing with an outright war, shifting your dealings and engineering to a new goal.
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>>162730396
Oh fuck yes, I would play this
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>kesemk comes

First person survival horror where you must evade a monster named Kesemk by running, hiding and deploying improvised traps and barricades.
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20,341 owsMini

It's the year 20341
The owsMini gives the power to control the universe
ancient evil breaks looks
chosen one
prophecy
etc.
etc.
rockin' soundtrack and memorable waifus
100 hour play time

"It's too hard; 4/10" - IGN
"The women are oversexualized, whatever happened to full body plate mail?" - Kokatu
"branching paths confuse you, especially in areas requiring backtracking; 2/10" - Gamespot
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place paMIiyar

Like Go, but instead of placing black and white pieces you place black and white fluffy creatures called pamiyars, which are a cross of Pomeranian dogs and Tribbles from Star Trek.
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>Merchants levaluth
The jews are planning counter-holocaust with their secret weapon levaluth
I'm so unfunny
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>>162732951

Don't worry annon, I giggled from your post.
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>>162732951
ionteenm sec

> Iron Taneem: Sex
After a car crash following a brutal breakup, Taneem is rebuilt and made of the finest metal! This 10/10 rebellious teen (at heart) is back in the dating scene. Will he be able to get a new gf?

FUCK GIRLS
FUCK WOMEN
FUCK LADIES
FUCK YOU
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upinit verfe

You play as getto gangbanger Vincent Verfe, a 20-year old african american in Harlem, and his only task is to get upinit.

Leisure Suit Larry mod.
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>the Wangesti

The Wangesti is a hack-and-slash/strategy by Platinum Games. You play as Xui Li Wang, a homophobic Chinese peasant with an extremely elastic penis. Wang lives in an alternate universe, where the current Emperor, Zhi Dong, has gone insane and become obsessed with phallic imagery. Entire villages are stormed by the royal army and citizens are fleshcrafted into erotic statues. The entire country has become a dystopian dickpunk nightmare, where water is processed into semen and gay orgies in the streets are commonplace.

Wang receives a vision from the gods, where he is told that unless the current Emperor is assassinated, the world will become entirely homoerotic and will cease to be. His village is attacked, and after being nearly castrated, he accepts his destiny and begins his quest.

The game plays like an strategy game, where you must amass your army by freeing captured villages and manage the resources (such as food and weapons) to strengthen your army.. You can send your army to take over villages, but they are less effective as they are not blessed by the gods. Of course, you can take a more direct approach and seize the village yourself. You can assault the Dong army using guerrilla warfare, martial arts, magic and a variety of dick centric moves such as clotheslining, "swordfighting", and brutal skull-fucking. You can even hang soldiers from nearby structures by using your dick as a rudimentary lasso.

The game is multiplatform and will release in 2014.
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>and znagern

crappy european shoveware game for the wii that you get from your grandma on your birthday despite not owning a wii. the game has an alien dude on the cover with extreme 90's flare and (photoshop), the actual gameplay is unknown because not even the game testers wanted to play this piece of shit for money.
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>oreqer sunyata

You play a young man in an enlightened egalitarian society, roughly similar to the advanced federation pictured in Star Trek. Everything looks rosy, doesn't it? Except one problem: you've been born far, far too late. Man has taken too long to master the universe, and complete entropy is no longer very far away.

Already the great possibilities beyond our own galaxy have dwindled, and we are limited to being able to travel within our local neighbors. Things remain peaceful, but apathetic. No one particularly feels like striving for greatness anymore, least of all our hero. You enroll in the "starfleet" equivalent out of boredom, but what's the point? Soon you will barely be able to reach any stars at all, let alone get any exploring done.

You fill out all the forms with the attitude typical of a man in your position: volunteer for anything and everything that comes, because what's the worst that could happen?

cont.
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113 atorlas

Another Halo game.


gonna refresh and do another one.
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>>162733568


continuing


You're picked up for an "experimental" voyage with a lofty goal: investigate the true properties of black holes. One of the last true mysteries left to man, what is it that lies beyond the event horizon? Perhaps the crazy theories of alternate worlds are true.

Undergo various experiments under the supervision of the dubious command/scientific staff as you navigate your advanced ship through various levels- a ship that is uniquely designed to withstand and mitigate the effects of hyper gravity, as the deeper levels of it sit closer and closer to the event horizon.

As you reach deeper levels of the ship the gravity mitigation will take on strange effects as the geometry of the ship shifts and changes in unexpected ways, and your own brain chemistry are altered beyond the limits of their design.

As the game proceeds, your own warped perspective and the transmissions from the test proctors make you wonder if things are really proceeding as planned, or if you are embarking on a journey from which there is no return.

What will you find at the base of the good ship Oreqer? At the very threshold of gaping, unknown emptiness? Salvation for the universe? A door to a new plane?

Suyata?
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An interactive movie style game where a guy discovers an Illuminati operation codenamed "heybodsc".
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>>162733652

durr my capcha was "truths heybodsc"
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>water-tight untDesk

game takes place in a school that is underwater and the students can't get out

some kind of survival, maybe a horror with sharks and stuff
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>>162733620


actually looking at it now, dubious scientific staff/untrustworthy authority figure as a trope is probably cliche after portal got so popular

make them sympathetic and have them try to conceal the fact that once you're at the bottom of the ship you've been changed so much by gravity that you can't return
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>>162729064
mother of god...
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confidentiality abscuag

you play as a secret operative, codename: abscuag. it's an acronym, but you won't find out what for unless you pay 4.99 on disc DLC

the mission is simple, you have to live life secretly. but you are an alein, and your name is john
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>>162728647 (OP)
having mostsac
Is a Japanese style ero game where you have you have to try to go on as many dating routes as possible and then quickly not score. After self cockblocking yourself for over a three months, it's time. the tri-annual mostsac otaku competition where the weight of your nutsac is measured and you go on a third person shooter throughout the schools club area fighting each other for the highest jizz/weight ELO ratio. The winner gets the pot of girls used panties while the losers have to clean the place up with their tongues.
Win the tournament three times in a single year with the highest ELO to become the king of otakus.
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>ltuniqua thus
A game about a half tuna fish, half black woman growing up in a half salmon, half white mans world.
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>Vast vagheds

You play as lice running around a womans pubic hair. Then you venture into her vagina and it's full of skulls from some ancient race. Some of them have evolved into higher beings that can survive in the dark. You have to pick up bones from the ancient race and use it as a weapon. You'll also be able to break the legs of one of your teammates, sacrificing him to buy yourself more time.

At the end of the game, if you make it out, you'll learn that vaginas are black, deep and lifeless.
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>>162733126

Day 1 purchase.

"MY NEW BODY'S ROCK HARD, BABY!"
"MY BODY MIGHT BE COLD, BUT IT'S ALWAYS WARM IN MY BED!"
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>>162728647 (OP)
Benjamin yediacc

Jammin Jedi
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>Seen tevenths

You are a mentally retarded man on a quest to find someone named Tevenths, upon your quest you will have only one dialogue choice "Seen Tevenths?". During the game you must avoid the police and medical staff that wants to put you back in a home for mentally challenged people. The game ends with a climax in which you find out that you, infact, are Tevenths.
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>roldwes knocked

Atlus Shrugged, Roldwes Knocked. In this pretentious indie flash game you play a vegan, organic-only, lesbian, cosplaying, hipster trying to write the novel that will make her the next Ayn Rand.
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200,000 tralgiv

Come fight for glory of stalin! you play as tralgiv, no nonsese vodka drink russian who kill bear with fist and beard commanding 200,000 soviets against the socialist pigs. Command your army of bear, drink, Kalashnikov and tractor to plow your way to victory for the motherland!

2..,000 tralgiv: Comeing soon. Da.
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never iphine

You play as a edgy hipster whos phone has taken control of you, and you must convert as many people as possible to the ways of an overly expensive, unoriginal, weak as shit phone.
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>Portlaw Ioleyed
>A pirate RPG set in the dwindling days of plundering and pillaging, "Portlaw" is the name given to the government scheme to crack down on all seaside territories with military force to stop piracy for good. You take control of a fully customisable shipmate (starting in a lowly position, as per cliche) and eventually build your way up to ownership of your own vessel and crew, dedicated to bringing down the government schemes and preserving your way of life.
>Naval battles
>Becoming a revolutionary hero or feared tyrant
This practically writes itself
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>for $279,000. albail
This guy is trying to collect 279 grand to bail his friend out of jail.
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licence offatsi

You're a taxi driver that has lost your license, and you're objective is to make some CRAAAZY MONEY!
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>Aficionado lovSatu

You play as a young high-flying executive of a multi-national corporation. Some people say that the only thing that is greater than your bank account is your love for the fine arts and even finer dining. Your enormous wealth as well as your various social and business activity have kept you satisfied with your life so far... But something is still missing.

On one of your trips to grorious Nippon for a business merger you are entertained by the Japanese chairman's family for a night. That's where you see her, his shy grand-daughter Satu. Suddenly you realise, this is what you've been missing out on, a lovely young woman to spend the rest of your life with. What follows is a VN-style game where you try to make Satu fall in love with you, using the powers of the class and culture despite her resistance to anything flashy and improper.

But be careful, you're also in Nippon to do business! Satu's grand-father is extremely protective of her and will not hesitate to withdraw from the merger if something terrible happens. A constant throughout the game is a stock-market mini-game where you can make or break your fortune, cementing your reputation as a economic prodigy and receive extra funds to help impress Satu with the fine wines and balls which have made you an aficionado back home.
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Yes.
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>1888 orknign

you play as a half-orc, half-nigger in 1888
you're a slave.

it's pretty much farmville, but you play as a caricature black man with green skin.
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>constructed notrvin

You wake up in an amazing fortress like structure by the name of "Notrvin". It appears to have some higher function, and as you explore you will find out what it is and the history behind it. The structure is completely abandond and the whole setting and tone of the game is very surreal and dreamlike in it's nature. The gameplay is a mix between platforming, puzzle and even management, using your knowledge about the place and it's functions and resources.
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