oh em gee so deep

Trevor master race.

I cant wait to play as Trevor and go to the hood and start killing nigglets

I like how Michael is basically Tracy Morgan meets CJ.

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>Driving a jeep out of a plane and jumping out with a parachute
>Crashing trains
>Robbing banks
>Bouncan
>Blowing up helicopters with fighter jets
Its everything that GTA4 wasn't.

Hate to say it but I'm tempted to pre-order.

WE BOUNCIN' NOW?

>those GTA3 tier animations

What the fuck, it's 2012, step it up Rockstar.

>>162486516

wasn't trying to be

>>162487001
>no pc version
>staying mad

I hope they do TECHNOLOGY videos like that announcer guy like they did with Max Payne 3.

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You just know the son is going to die at some point.

>Let's bounce.

Is there a new trailer or something? Sauce?

>>162487159

Did you even watch the trailer? Retarded ass hand made animations.

>>162487209
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzue74y7A84&feature=youtu.be

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I seriously consider digging up my 360 i haven't used in around 5 years solely for this. Should i do it?

>>162487017
>>162487001
>Butthurt PCfags join the discussion

>>162487209
Gee... I wish there was a search engine that would help find the new trailer.

>>162487271
That's what I plan on.

>>162487001

>Watches trailer.
>Sees dog animate like an actual dog.
>Sees this comment

nice try, EA.

>>162487271

Survey says: YES YOU DUMB NIGGER

>>162487249
butthurt pcfag detected

>>162487263
Thanks.

>>162486827

>its everything that GTA4 wasn't

And yet somehow still 1/3 of San Andreas. Don't let that shit fool you.

>>162487159

There will be one, Rockstar aren't talking about it because they have a contract with Sony and MS.

>>162487185
This.

Because GTA V is gonna be technology, technology everywhere.

But i thought PC were master race! Why don't we have this game? It'll come out for my Wiiu right?

>>162487352

1:10 eat shit.

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>>162487414
PC GTA4 sold 300k copies. Console version sold 15 million combined. Guarantee, more than 300k people pirated it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKkZjBQV3pg&feature=plcp

I love how all three characters timelines keep going no matter which character you're playing as.

>Playin' as Trevor, chilling out.
>Switch to Michael real quick to steal some cars for cash for about an hour.
>Go back to Trevor.
>He's in the middle of a gunfight with a bunch of spics.

Oh my god my dick it's everywhere.

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real nigga role call

>>162487550
IV sold 10 million on PC, faggot

was gta4 on ps3 a shitty port?

i have both but my 360 is old as fuck and i'm concerned it'll probably rrod

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>driving a jeep off of a plane
>train collisions
>planes are back and with a motherfucking vengeance
>no grimdark super serious boring realistic bullshit
>DOSE CHARACTERS
>MOTHERFUCKING DOGS

Welcome back, GTA. Oh how I missed you, darling.

Looks much better than 4.

>>162487550

>[citation needed]

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>>162487263
GOD DAMN THAT LOOKS SEXY AS FUCK

>>162487735

>train collisions
>implying that wasnt a cutscene

Wow.

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>>162487698
>>162487698
>>162487698
>>162487698

>>162487402
except it's almost more than SA?

>>162487048

hehehe so funny

nobody would ever think about this

>>162487818
RDR had them. Why not GTA5?

>>162487263

LOL look at those ps2 tier graphics. GTA4 on pc looks much better and is a much better game.

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>dat grey draw distance

>>162487886

You know what RDR also had?

No PC version.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIGUI188w40

Michael looks way younger in the official art.

GUYS GUYS
WHAT IF THEY DIDN'T ONLY ADD THREE PROTAGONISTS BUT ALSO A COOP MODE?

>>162487917

The graphics do look dated, but at least they're clean.

>jaggies errywhere
Terrible

>>162487963
I'm not complaining.

>>162487698
[citation needed] faggot

>>162487917
PC gaymers, we get it. You're jelly and mad as fuck. Just leave, we don't want your asinine comments.

>>162487854

How can it be "almost" more? That doesnt make any fucking sense damnit, either its more, or less.

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>>162487964
>Advertising your channel video

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>mfw /v/irgins are getting way too hyped over this game, praising every bit of it

>>162487509

That seemed fine to me.

What a catchy ass song.

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This game looks absolutely glorious.
I'll just get it for my 360 first (Better performance on multiplats) then get the PC version a month later or how long it'll take.

>>162487952
You know its going to be a case of AC3. people saying the fog is there to cover everything up, when it was actually just fucking rolling fog and looked great when there was no fog.

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Fucking

CRASHING

TRAINS

>>162488126

I saw that shit back in GTA3, it's like they're recycling animations. Those graphics look gimped too, way to go consoles, you did it again.

>>162488171
>360 first (Better performance on multiplats)
Its not 2006 anymore brah.

>>162487952
>>162487952
What is smog

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>tfw considering buying a ps3 just for this game

i could dig out my 3shitty but its probably gonna take 4 discs to run compared to one blu ray

>>162487963
[citation needed]

So wait

whos the old guy meant to be

>>162487698

Thanks for the laugh.

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This game is amazing, I can't wait to play it in 1080p and 60 fps on my PC.

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I'm not being suckered in by this trailer. What's with the lack of traffic and lousy draw distance. I'll be waiting for some actual gameplay.

>>162488272
no grass

>>162487952
Southern California has smog, yo.

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>>162487964
>100 views
>Posted here

Oh lawd i bet this guy aint viraling

>>162488305

>smog
>in a small ass town like that

>>162488215
>What is a scripted mission

Why some people don't want a PC version of this game?

They are THAT selfish?

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>>162488309
>not having a PS2
>2012
If there's one console worth owning, its a PStripple.

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>>162488339
GTA IV had no traffic in the console versions either.

GTA IV also was not announced for the PC either.

I am trying to not get hyped. This last few years have been nothing but massive dissapointments. If this one ends up sucking i might really kill myself.

>>162488384
It's Beverly Hills...

>>162488251
>company recycling animations from previous games
STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES!!

>>162488339
>Lack of traffic
>They're at the beach

>>162488102
:3

>>162488384

>city based on los angeles
>small

-5/10 too obvious

Graphics want to be good, but the consoles wont let them.

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I'm still pissed that they aren't setting it in the 1960s.

>>162487818
Well it was in-game so who knows

>2013
>dont bouncing

>>162488465
Los Santos is in California, not Florida you fucking idiot.

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>mfw watching the trailer
It lookg GLORIOUS AND FUCKING FUN!
Can't wait, it's gonna be awesome.

>>162488272
Well, let's just take a look on the Zone of The Enders collection then. Why is it that the 360 has 10-20+ more fps than the ps3 version?

And AssCreed 3, it looks worse on the ps3.
So you're full of shit.

>>162488546
>d

>>162488384
>small town
>Los Santos

>>162486632
but michael is white

>>162488551

No shit you fucking retard.

>>162488215
>cutscene
>trains during actual gameplay will just destroy anything in it's path leaving the train unaffected.

I don't actually get the hype for this, like seriously. If they've improved on the horrible shooting mechanics of 4 then great maybe this will be interesting but if not then it's just the same shit in a different world for the 4th time.

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DOHTLioJGXb4&start1=
0&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DVzue74y7A84&start2=1&authorName=meah
wahwah

>>162488551
>Beverly Hills
>Not in California

What the fuck

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>>162488587
It's like you didn't play Max Payne 3.

It's the same engine from GTA IV, except it's optimized and has DX11.

Rockstar has put a lot of effort into improving their engine and making it optimized for PC.

Why are you people expecting 7 year old hardware to magically look better? I knew the game was going to look like shit. But is not Ps1 graphics. It looks good enough. Just play it on consoles for gameplay and story and when the PC version comes out you can enjoy it again wit good graphics.

>>162488339
You ain't getting no gameplay until it's released nigger, just like you didn't get any gameplay before release with previous GTAs.

>>162488465
what does florida have anything to do with this
beverly hills is in cali

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so epic ERMERGHERD

>>162488551

Beverly Hills is in California, what's your point?

>>162488606

Believe the lies if you want, "smog" will be there forever in GTAV.

>>162488565
Vanquish runs just as well on both systems.

Dragon's Dogma on 360 has screen tearing out the ass, the PS3 version doesn't.

Your turn.

>>162488420
That's not the case. No one minds a PC version, it's the PCfags who get butthurt cause there's no PC version for now

>>162488171
>Thinking rock star isn't making it on PS3 and porting it to Xbox
It's the only way to do it. The ps3 is too good for the Xbox.

yes I will finally be able to visit California as a eurofag

>>162488725
Or don't play it on consoles at all

I think I'll do that.

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I prefered the opening shot with 3 chairs, felt a bit less cliched and more in touch with the actual game.

>>162487735

>planes
>trains
>planes
>welcome back, GTA

Planes and trains were only fully featured in SA, technically IV is the one you should be praising as the return of GTA because it was the most bare-bones and required actual imagination

>>162488798
Bayonetta.

>>162488836
>implying any of their previous game ran better on the ps3

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>Not buying the console version and enjoy it
>Not buying the PC version with mods and better graphics later
fucking poorfags

>>162488863
I'm convinced many of the children here had their first gta as san andreas.

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WHAT IS THE TRAILER MUSIC?

I NEED THAT SONG.

PLEASE.

This game looks horrible. Imagine if we had new consoles or if consoles were never made at all.
>jaggies
>barely any traffic
>terrible draw distance
>shitty animations
>2007-tier textures
>static lightning

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OP's pic is like /v/ in a nutshel....