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Have you guys seen the ass devastation over Iwata's unboxing video?

>Mike Fahey, who does many unboxing videos on Kotaku, was especially disheartened to hear the news. He wrote in his Nintendo Direct update that, “Iwata then does something that I should have shown all of you myself. He unboxes a premium Wii U. I was really looking forward to it and now he’s ruined it for me. At least I’ll be able to unbox a basic Wii U.”

>IGN writer Daniel Krupa also voiced his complaints against Iwata in their update on the Nintendo Direct saying in the comments, “We just got the Wii U. We were so close to doing our exclusive Wii U unboxing video. Damn it! We’re losing out on so much advertising revenue because of Iwata. Maybe I’ll review New Super Mario Bros. low or something, that’ll make me feel better.”

>Peter Brown, who recently uploaded a teaser for GameSpot’s Wii U unboxing yesterday, lashed out against Iwata in today’s video saying, “Well, I’m sure none of you are watching this because Mr. Iwata just had to pull a fast one on all of us. I would destroy this Wii U on camera for you guys but my superiors won’t let me. Anyway, here we go. As Mario would say. Heh. Whatever, I don’t need to entertain you, you already know what’s in it.”
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Source on the article?
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I have no doubt that none of that is real, but still, pretty funny post, OP.
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That's pretty sad. What ever happened to just liking video games?
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entitlement much
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Dat entitlement.
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I hope to god you're exaggerating
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nice try OP, no one is looking forward to the Wii U
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http://p4r.buzzleberry.com/?p=397

The only other source that has the same shit written. Not a reputable source.
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It's from Play4Real, The Onion for video games.

Other recent articles include

>Lego Group Blames Minecraft for Lego Universe Failure, Plans to Sue Mojang

>Danica Patrick Porn With Sega Characters Up 500% Since Inclusion in Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed

>Hideo Kojima’s Family Held Hostage Until Kojima Finishes Metal Gear Solid 5

>Pokémon Creator Admits Games are Anti-Christian, Aimed Towards Satanists
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Holy shit, these people shouldn't be allowed to live.
Funny thing is that every single one of these tremendous faggots work (if that's what you can call unboxing) for the biggest video game industry killers of all time.
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>>162484594 (OP)
I wish more companies did box openings like this, it would force the game journalists to actually make articles.
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Why are people watching un-boxing videos anyway?
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The definition of self entitled. Hypocritical cunts.
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... really?
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If it's a joke, it's a very good damn one.
But if it's real... it's even a better joke.
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>>162485306
>Danica Patrick Porn With Sega Characters Up 500% Since Inclusion in Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed
that not satire if she really is in the game
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cool story bro
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>>162485281
That's like saying The Onion is not a reputable source.
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>>162484594 (OP)
tl;dr version
>kotaku crying they cant jew
>ign crying they cant jew
>gamespot crying they cant jew
in other news
/v/ says this is all news
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>getting anally devastated over somebody opening a Wii U

are you fucking serious
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UNBOXING IS FUCKING GAY AS SHIT, ITS A DISGUSTING EXAMPLE OF WESTERN HYPERCONSUMERISM AND OLD FASHIONED NERDWANK, WEIRD CREEPY FAT HANDS RUBBING ALL OVER THE LATEST POINTLESS DEVICE WHILE A NASAL NERDY VOICE MOANS IN ECSTASY.
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holy shit
>video game journalims
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>>162485306
>Hideo Kojima’s Family Held Hostage Until Kojima Finishes Metal Gear Solid 5

should have been Gaben's doughnuts held hostage until teaser trailer for ep 3
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Even though it's fake, I honestly would not be surprised.
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>>162485306

>Danica Patrick and Sega porn

Find this porn
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>>162484594 (OP)
> who does many unboxing videos on Kotaku
>We were so close to doing our exclusive Wii U unboxing video
>a teaser for GameSpot’s Wii U unboxing

Are you shitting me? Fucking "journalists", more like unboxing amateurs, the same kind of trash like women who are "pop culture critics".
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Let's get this shit started
>video game "journalism"
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>What is Google

http://p4r.buzzleberry.com/?p=397
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>Thousands of Gamers Cancel Wii U Pre-Orders After Nintendo Announces No Achievements System
Good thing I'm not a "Gamer". I wish all "Gamers" had one, single, big throat so I could choke the life out of them all at the same time.
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Iwata confirmed for the hero gaming journalism needs.
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After the Eurogamer scandal, I really thought games "journalism" was going to change. It was under the microscope pretty hard.

But no, the 24 hour news cycle has made sure everyone has forgotten about it by now.
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ITS HAPPENING
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>>162486713
>Eurogamer scandal

?
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>unboxing

I'll never understand why people would watch this.
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>>162485459
I'll say, the state of gaming journalism is so poor, that it's a believable tale.

THAT'S satire.
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>Geoff Keighley Dies After Going On Mountain Dew and Doritos Binge
Oh, man, it's a troll site. I wish that was real.
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>>162485463
She really, really is a playable character in Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing Transformed.

Look it up.
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>THQ Allegedly Burns Down Main Office HQ for Insurance Money

Ahahaha, oh man yeah this is definitely a humour site.
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>>162487353
But it's good humour and in many cases believable
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>>162486928
Because people like having a idea of what they'll get in the box when they buy something?

It's really for people who have high interests in getting one at launch, it satisfies curiosity and builds hype.
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>>162487470


Yeah I know, I wasnt bashing it or anything, I actually found it funny.
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>>162487186
I don't think you know what troll means.
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fuck those assholes. I would choose iwata every time
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>>162487612
Yeah, I messed up. I was upset because it's fake.
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Holyfucking entitlement.
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>no source
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>>162487816
>can't read
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Looks like a bag of shit, even the xbox power slabs aren't that big anymore.
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>>162485281
>http://p4r.buzzleberry.com/?p=397
fake
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>watching unboxings



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