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DISHONORED CONFIRMED FOR BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
DISHONORED CONFIRMED FOR BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
DISHONORED CONFIRMED FOR BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
DISHONORED CONFIRMED FOR BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
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>4 HOURS
>4 HOURS
>4 HOURS
>4 HOURS
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I never understood the fuss about it, it doesn't even look special in any way.

Only the steampunky world was interesting.
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4 hours by speedrun or just regular playing?
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I guess it's probably around 7-8 then.

After Portal 2 I learned that half of /v/ are speed runners that pay no attention to detail and just rush games.
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oh shi-
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Really, that's shamful thesda, day-1pirate
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Not questioning how bad the game might be (don't know shit about it), but there are a few bigger blunders going around these moments.
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I also beat hitman in 5 hours.
So what?
That feel when was hyped as fuck and now in denial. It'll probably take longer if you explore and will have great replayability. Probably.
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>>157520726
Bad player getting lost and the first time playing.
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will buy and enjoy for 15$ then
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>>157520728
>7-8 hours
>remotely enough

video games.... video games have changed
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>>157520728
This. If you listen to /v/, Portal is 4 hours long as well, Vanquish is 3 hours long, etc.
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>>157520876
Portal 2*
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>>157520876
I love Portal, but it IS 4 hours at best. I speedrun it in 1:30.
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>>157520876

Yeah, stay in denial faggot. Game is mediocre as fuck. Generic console shovelware and day-1-motherfucking-pirate.
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>>157520728
>60 bucks for 8 hours of gameplay

This sounds incredibly retarded.
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>>157520876
I have 3 hours of Portal on my steam, playing it for the very first time, thoroughly, even fucking around trying to bring radios into the test chambers.

Portal is really really short.
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What was the difficulty setting, just out of curiosity?
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>>157520876
If it took you more than 6 hours to beat Portal 2 you're pretty fucking bad.
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Who, after all these disappointments this year, still pays full msrp on new games?
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How long does it take a player to complete hitman ?
I was viewing this game as the same sort of thing, able to complete a level in 10 minutes or spend 2 hours trying different things
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Wait, wait, wait....where's the sauce of this OP? All I see is a cleverly designed pic. I think maybe you're trying to pull a fast one here.
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>>157520954

Normal
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>>157520937
All dem buzzwords
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>>157520958

Pretty fucking bad in comparison to you, right?
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>>157520876

Portal 2 is short because of the dumbed down puzzles, so you just breeze through them.
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>BUYING GAMES ON OR BEFORE RELEASE DATE
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I was hyped as fuck for this.

OP did play on a lower difficulty and rushed, but even then player on max with stealth will probably get you 8 hours maximum.

But seriously

>9 missions

Didn't Blood Money have like 15, and it came out years ago? Fucking hell. Also dat ending. I'll rent this game, as it still looks good, but the length is fucking bullshit.
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>>157520990

>>>157471535
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>>157521026
Also remember that the streamer was dying a lot
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Is the stream archived?
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>>157520876
He's right, i did Vanquish in 3:34 in one sitting, glad i only paid £3 for it.
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>>157520937
If it's mediocre, why would you want to pirate and therefore play it? Wouldn't you want to use your precious time playing better games?
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>>157521005
>in comparison to you
Portal 2 is very easy if you're not a mongoloid.
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>>157520874
>>157520947

Old games like NES ones and earlier PC FPS lasted less than that and had the same cost.
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>2012
>not pirating games


lol, and you buyfags still defend buying games
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>>157521076
Then maybe stop playing on easy you casual piece of shit.
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Fuck. And I pre-purchased that shit on Steam. H-hopef-fully it'll b-b-be good and w-worth it, right?

As long as there is plenty of replay value then it shouldn't be too bad, but still, four hours is way too short. I'm pretty sure even your average brown and bloom FPS has longer campaigns, let alone online and co-op modes.
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>>157520947
Then don't buy it and quit crying.
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>>157521013
>dumbed down puzzles
tell me how Portal 2 is easier than Portal.
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NES games were half an hour long if you didn't die.

Basically, video games have always been short as fuck, except for RPGs. In fact, video games as a whole suck. Only fucking idiots play video games.
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Was considering pre-ordering this game, glad I didn't.
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>>157521105
>Games 20 years old were just as long
>Standards can't change or anything, that's just ridiculous
Maybe.. You're a dumbass.
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>FUCK I ALREADY BOUGHT THIS SHIT ON STEAM FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK
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game is not even out yet. op you are the biggest faggot on this planet.
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>>157521127
>2012
>Not playing games for the story.
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>>157521150
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>>157520949

True, however Portal 2 isn't as short as most of /v/ thinks. With coop it's probably 3 times bigger than Portal 1.
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does the game at least look fun for those 4 hours? is it worth my time to pirate it?
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>>157521140

You threw your money out of the window. 9 fucking missions man. I'm disappointed as fuck.
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>You can't beat Portal 2 in 4 hours without speedrunning and ignoring everything! It's way longer!
No it's not. I beat single player of Portal 2 in 4 hours and 30 minutes, and I took my sweet time with things. If the player in that stream beat it in 4 hours in his first try, there's no doubt in my mind it's an extremely short game.
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just goes to show, you can't even trust good developers nowadays.
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>>157521224

>Nerfnow

Really?

Really?

I didn't like Portal 2 either, but Nerfnow?
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>>157521150

The abundance of black walls, for one. You go to the room, see two or three patches of white and immediately know where you need to place portals and how you should move.
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>>157521140
Hopefully, they'll release an editor and we'll have UNLIMITED FUN
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atleast you guys got a nice hat.
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>>157521268
Who cares? It's true.
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I wasn't expecting this game to be good, knowing Bethesda was involved. Brink and Rage turned out to be shit so this was no surprise.
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>>157521205
>game is not even out yet
Your point being?
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I don't know if I'm the only one when I say I would rather have a 4 hour long fun-filled ride than a 30 something hour long sandbox full of scattered shit to explore ie. Skyrim and Fallout3 (not including NV, that was pretty sweet)
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>>157521298
Yeah right.
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>Bethesda
B-B-B-B-B-BUT THE PUBLISHER HAS NO CONTROL OVER THE DEVELOPERS! NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT THE PUBLISHER FORCES DEVELOPERS TO MEET STRICT DEADLINES FORCING THEM TO CUT OUT CONTENT!
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Um..Source OP? How can a guy play it if it isnt out? anything?
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>>157520726
you cant really speedrun on your first run can you? besides he got lost all the time lol it was like watching a 5 year old play
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Nice, I will pirate it and try it myself.

There's one website where everyone's looking forward to it like the second coming of Christ, so it's gonna be fun to see them disappointed.
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>>157521318
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>>157521370
Guy from the last thread got an early copy.
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>>157521370
>>157521370
>>157521370
>>157521370
>>157521370
>>157521370
this
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>>157521205

Some Anon has played through the fucking game and streamed it, faggot. It took him 4 FUCKING HOURS. FOUR.
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>>157521370
>in b4 "but I was only pretending to be retarded!"
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>>157521354
Or maybe you could have a 12-15 hour long fun-filled ride.
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>>157521318
>Hats
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The only reason i would buy it is that it's made by Arkane and they claimed that the melee combat system is somewhat like in the Dark Messiah.

But full price for a single player game from which there's not that much actual gameplay videos or reviews yet? No.
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>>157521205
It's been leaked on 360. Console gamers killing the videogames industry as usual.
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>>157521435
yet there is no proof it ANYWHERE?
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>>157521370
>>157521370

Don't you know what leaks are?

Games are usually leaked weeks prior to release.
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>>157521370
>>157521205
Jesus Christ you guys, get a clue.
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i wish developers knew our anger
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>Game isn't even OUT yet
>Source: random Anon
>Backup source: another random Anon (absolutely could NOT be samefagging)
Oh, totally legit post, OP. Blunder of the Century, indeed.
Thanks for the warning.
I'll make sure to spread the word in church tomorrow.
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>>157521480
Everyone watched him play it.
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>>157521480
>theres no proof
>a gorillian people just watched the stream that was being viraled all over /v/
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>bethesda game
>blunder

it can't be a blunder if everyone already knew it was gonna be shit
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>>157521480
I watched the stream, bitch
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>>157521497

>going to church


...
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Well, I'll pirate it first, if it pleases me, then I'll buy it.
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>>157521224

wow, i didn't think nerfnow did anything other than suck valve's dick.
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>/v/ says DE Human Revolution is short at 20 hours
>Beat it in 52 hours
>Say Amnesia Dark Descent is 2 hours to beat
>Beat it in 7 hours
>/v/ says Serious Sam 3 is short at 8 hours
>Beat it in 21 hours

Don't listen to what /v/ says. Pretend all the people that visit this hell hole are retarded teenagers that don't know anything beyond their short 15 years of self entitled life and you'll enjoy this site more.
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i wonder if Watch Dogs will be as big of a disappointment as the rest of these new games
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>>157521542
it wasn't really a bethesda game, which is why people were hopeful.
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>>157521491
You wish anyone knew your anger.
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>>157521448
I play videogames since 1990 and I'm still waiting for that. Castlevania SotN got pretty close, though.
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>>157521480
>>157521497
You guys are really fucking retarded.

>>157471535
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>>157521028
>>157521028
>>157521028
>>157521028
>>157521028
>>157521028
>>157521028
HERES YOUR FUCKING SOURCE YOU MOUTHBREATHERS
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>ITS NOT OUT YET YOU FUCKING MORONS!
HURRR DURRRR HOW DO I GOOGLE? HOW DO I LOOK ON BITGAMER?
http://www.bitgamer.su/details.php?id=59477
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>>157521224
I can't really remember a part where it was as bad as that. I replayed Portal 1 and played Portal 2 for the first time a few weeks ago.

Portal 1 had easy as fuck puzzles. Most of them were "place one portal on the spot that has been damaged by the laser ball, and the other one on the wall opposite of the receiver."
It also had entire rooms just with jump puzzles that were mandatory in Portal 2. Add the parts where you can place blue/orange/white glue everywhere in Portal 2 and I think you have more thought behind the Portal 2 puzzles than in Portal.
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>>157521185

>video games.... video games have changed

I was merely replying to that.
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>>157521497

The stream was pretty obvius. It's shit, it's short and it's story is a joke.
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>>157520854
Jesus christ.

And to think I almost preorder this game. Holy shit this is so bad.
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>>157521497
There's torrents of the Xbox version, I've seen two up on Bitgamer.
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>>157521601
Except we just watched someone take 4 hours to beat the game even though they were dying a lot and getting lost
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>>157521601
>HR in 52 hours
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>>157521601
So if you're a casual, and you hate all of us, why do you even bother coming here at all?
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>>157521140
>Bought a game with DRM
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>>157521601
Just because you are slow doesn't mean others are as well. DXHR took me around 20 hours and i didn't even try.
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>>157520876
I beat Portal 2 first time in about 4 hours actually. It was really quite easy to be honest.
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>>157521616
Wow, a thread with no link to the stream. Well done.
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>>157521601

So you suck at vidya
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I told you /v/.
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Ahahaha, glorious.

But too fucking bad how Arkane failed.
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>>157521601

>HR
>52 hours

oh shit nigger what are you doing
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The ending is absolute shit,
he blinks towards the bad man and stabs him thus saving the little girl, the end
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>>157521696
Link is 20 posts in.
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>>157521601
>beat HR in 52 hours
Are you mentally retarded? I loved that game, but it didn't take nowhere near that much even when I finished all the sidequests.
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>>157521696
>I am retarded
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>>157521601

You are right about /v/ doing this. But this time looks like is true.

Also, what the fuck did you do to finish HR in 52. I completed it in 25/30 hours doing everything and going quite slow.
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>>157521696
>Stream.poptarting.com
It's like you're pretending to be retarded, Bethesda drone
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>>157521565
>believing my post
...
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>>157521726

everyone's just gonna act like bethesda publishing it was the reason it sucks.
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>>157521696
No one can be in this much denial.

Look dude, I know you were excited for it, but it's shit. Just gotta suck it up.
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>no link to stream
>Nobody frapsed it
>nothing
>at
>all

Yeah no, its not 4 hours long, you guys cant even back up your claims
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>>157521542
they still got hype

Honestly a new Bethesda game is like christmas to me. Every time people line up for their semen rations, and every time they get a soft warm turd thrown in their face. Then the excuses come and they defend massa' as best they can for the next 6 months. Meanwhile I get to watch from a safe distance.

Pic completely related.
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>>157521835
>Stream.poptarting.com
Go kill yourself, the stream ended a while ago though.
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>>157521835
>I don't want it to be true so it isn't
We all saw it, I can tell you how it ends, it was 4 hours long
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>>157521601

Hey man, it's fine if you are mentally challenged or just doozie-off while playing but normal human beings play games faster than that.
52 hours for DX:R... Jesus fucking Christ.
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>>157521835
You really think that thread with hundreds of posts discussing the stream was all one big practical joke?

Jesus christ, I've never seen people in as much denial as Bethesdafags, except maybe Biodrones.
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>>157521892
>tream.poptarting.com
Exactly, so you're liking me a stream to some random anon shit? Fucking prove it
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>>157521835
There is the first stage of grief
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Question: where did he got his copy from?
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Well, dodged a bullet there. It'll just be AC3 this month then, at least I know what I'm gonna get.
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>>157521948
Well there were almost 200 viewers, it's like you're trying too hard, Bethesda.
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>>157521967
Bitgamer
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>>157521601
>Hueman Revolution
>52 hours
>mfw I beat the entire game and literally grinded every achievement and I have 27 hours logged
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>>157521948
>He seriously thinks that someone is trying to troll him
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>>157521958
its the first stage of no proof provided
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>>157521948
just buy the game and see for yourself. nobody cares what you believe, we all watched it.
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>>157521967
>Mom & Pop game store sold it early
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>>157521605
I forgot about that game completely until I saw your post.
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>>157522004
Yep, this is all just a big hoax. Go ahead and buy the game when it comes out.
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The game only has 9 levels
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>2012
>judging games by length not quality
Shiggidy diggity
Seriously, if it has decent gamepay and replayability I don't give a fuck
That said I'm still going to wait till reviews
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>there will be people saying that it was a speed run
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>>157521967
http://orlydb.com/?q=dishonored
It's released. You should be able to find it on all major trackers already.
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>>157521967
Holy shit people, get a grip on you'reselves
1) THE GAME HAS BEEN ON BITGAMER FOR AWHILE NOW
2) ALMOST TWO HUNDRED PEOPLE JUST WATCHED THE STREAM AT STREAM.POPTARTING.COM
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>>157522004

Are you actually believing the ENTIRE thread is just there to troll YOU?

You need to check in with a doctor I think.
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>>157521497

It was streamed.
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>>157522084
>Everything in the game is mediocre
>4 hours to boot
Get out.
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can I get a bitgamer invite?
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>>157522084
The person streaming it said that the stealth was really boring
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fuck sake you bunch of whinging faggots

the stream is uploaded on youtube, albeit at a faster rate to condense it all so youre not sat in front of a screen for 4 hours

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Fsk_PmMNZ4
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>>157522146
Can you give us a link?
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>>157522084

back to le reddit
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>>157522142
He is bad at videogames though. He hasn't improved since Max Payne 3.
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>>157521967
Hey, did you know console copies are sent to stores even weeks early sometimes.
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>>157522146
tfw
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>No proof
>No source
>Photoshopped image
>Link to torrent probably a virus

0/10 Anon
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>>157522138
Is that iptorrents? Because it looks like the shitty iptorrents interface.
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Can you fucking retards please stop trying to make every big game into a Tortanic?
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>>157522251
Get out, Bethesda.
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>Damage control already started pouring over /v/
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>>157522251
>>Link to torrent probably a virus
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>its not even out yet
Dishonored NTSC XBOX360-PROTON
Posted on 06.10.2012 at 01:09 in Games,XBOX360 by Drake
>rlslog
>probabaly on bitgamer since last year
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>>157521663
>>157521665
>>157521680
>>157521719
>>157521735
>>157521770

You all missed the context of my post, like the soda infused teens that you are. My post wasn't about play time, it was about ignoring the mouthing masses, to enjoy the vidya you have, at the pace you want. It doesn't matter how long a game is as long as you have fun.

Games are not material goods, they are experiences like food, music or movies. Your enjoyment is solely derived from yourself and no one or anything on this world can predict what is worth the initiation price on a shifting perception.

Retards.
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>>157522251

How's work at bethesda?
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>>157522298
>Posted on 06.10.2012
Uhhhhh... I'm pretty sure it wasn't leaked in June? Nice try. Stop trying to make everyone hate every new major game, /v/.
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>>157522251
I hope you're not just a Bethdrone or trying to stir up shit.

Cause then you will try the game with good faith and taste the bitterness yourself.
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>>157522306
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>Still no actual proof that it is 4 hours long

Haha, oh wow.
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>>157522137
>trusting /v/ on vidya
Haha, no
I still have my marbles
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>>157521892
>He streamed it!
>b-but it ended awhile ago

nice proof.
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Q-Quality is better than quanity guys
;_;
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>>157522306
>retards
I'm not the one who beat HR in 52 hours. Admit it, you're a fucking liar.
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>that feel when you realize you used to be a 13 year old on the internet but now you're 23 and there's a new meme-generation of stupid fucking kids who get amped up for shit games like this over and over because their imagination fills in the gaps of missing or low quality content
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>>157522349
Ahahaha, oh you poor clapper.
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>>157521601

Oh hi Bethesda!
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>>157522349
>HURRRR

1/10
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>>157522251
This is all just an elaborate hoax.

There was no stream, guys.

This is an elaborate ploy from Obsidian to get back at Bethesda for raping Fallout's canon. We've all been hired to make people not want to buy Dishonored. It's true.
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>>157522365
>No proof
>Streamer who sucks at video games beats it in four hours
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>>157522306
>It doesn't matter how long a game is as long as you have fun
It clearly does, smart people don't want to spend $60 on a game that lasts a few hours
>>157522349
Are you retarded
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>>157522306
Well listen anon. Its kind of hard to take you seriously when you're attempting to be 3deep5u in a attempt to cover up the fuck that it took you 52 hours to beat Human Revolution.

Why the fuck did it take you 52 hours to beat Human Revolution? did you fall asleep halfway through?
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>>157522367
But I watched the 4 hour stream, it's like you're retarded on purpose
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>>157522306
I can watch a movie for 50 hours as well, doesn't mean it has content for those 50 hours.
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Yeah where is the proof? Because if the game is short I will not pay for it. And if the stealth is really boring too I wont even pirate it.
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>>157522349
Thats the non-retarded date format , you fuckwit
>mmurikans
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>>157522421
How is that a proof ? people spout shit about a stream yet there is no actual proof of it happening
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>>157522421
>>Streamer who sucks at video games beats it in four hours
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Where's the proof
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So, a summary of what happened? I read a lot of people screaming four hours, despite the fact that OP played like a tard.
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>>157522470

Why don't you READ?
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>>157522269
>Implying it's /v/'s fault that most of the games released this or last year are fucking carbage
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>>157522349
retarded
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This is now a Pirate thread

Who wants an invite to BitGamer?
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>>157522486
No, the stream ended an hour ago you retard
>Run up and stab the bad guy
>Save the girl
>THE END
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>>157522506
It took a really bad console player 4 hours to finish Dishonored.
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>>157522251
lel
The game ends with a level where it is raining. You start on a harbor and work your way up a tower killing a few targets on the way up.
When you get to the end there is a man holding the princess telling you to get back or he'll soot, you then blink towards him and stab him. He falls with the princess but she grabs the ledge and you pull her up THE END
the credits are a batman arkham style still life thing where the camera pans around. A shitty song starts plaing and it cuts to white.

That's it, it was the worst ending I've ever seen, how's that for proof?
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>>157522486

So, at least 15 different people saying it happened and they watched it is no proof?

Have you ever been to a court?
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>>157522506
Some guy streamed Dishonored on Xbox 360, having downloaded an illegal version from bitgamer. There were about 200 viewers. He played through the game pretty badly, as he got lost and died many, many times. Then he ended up beating the game with about 4 hours of game time. The end.
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All that damage control.

How much are you faggots being paid to say that?
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Pirating.

>inb4 dlc x9000
>inb4 game has as much value for money as current WoW subscription
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>portal 2 comes out
>finish single player in 7-8 hours, only getting stuck a couple times
>go on /v/
>hundreds of people claiming they finished the game in less than 3 hours on their first playthrough without rushing through anything
>WOW U MUST SURE BE SHIT TO HAVE TAKEN 8 HOURS TO FINISH IT

Yeah okay.
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>Buy both Xcom and Dishonored on Steam
>Taking off of work on Tuesday to play them
>Hear Dishonored is shit

Well.. damn. At least I've still got XCom.
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ITT: Overreacting and misinformation.
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It' cant be 4 hours long
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>>157522138
Sent.
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>>157522619
>Bought Portal 2
>Thinks he isn't a casual
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>>157522486
>>157522498
The proof is the entire fucking thread discussing the stream.
>>157471535
If you honestly believe that the entire thread is some hoax, put on your tinfoil hat.
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>>157522634
Xcom is shit too
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>>157522634
I have bad news for you.
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>>157522634
i've got news for you...
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>>157522619
Took me about 8 hours too. Just wandering around looking at the detail...all that beauty.
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>>157522634
haha oh wow
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ITT bethesda pls go
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>>157522421
what a looser right.
I bet game yesterday in only 2hours.
>>proof.
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>>157522641
It's only 4 hours long if you fuck around and die a lot. It'd probably take 3 hours for a competent person.
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I was under the impression that the meat of the game was in the sidequests, and if that's true then you're all fagets for calling this game short when the main quest is short. If I only played the main quest I'd probably have only a few hours in Obliovon too.
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>>157522640
>misinformation

Fuck no. The majority of /v/ was hyped for this, but it simply turned out shit. Deal with it.
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I'm not surprised, have you seen that path of revenge interactive trailer? That's ONE mission, if there's 9 or even 11 like another guy said, they're all ridiculously short.
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>>157522640
Yes this is all quite VIRAL wouldn't you say?
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I was in that stream. People seem to be forgetting he was playing on easy mode and barely explored. I got through Deus Ex 1 in the same amount of time on Easy when I was a stupid 12 year old who didn't play games for the story.
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>>157522676
>>157522673
>>157522663

What makes the new Xcom shit?
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>>157521028
That is not source. Even the streamers page doesn't have the stream saved. So fuck off if you don't have real source.
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>>157522604
If you think these are hired damage control specialists you're the retard here.

This is really just /v/ being retarded.
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>>157522592

b-b-but m-maybe the pirated version was missing half of the g-g-game?
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>>157522634
>can't play a game because /v/ says not to
Sheep
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>>157522634

oh boy...
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>>157522634

>Xcom

lel
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>>157522736
DId you play the demo?
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>>157522716
I can't imagine that at all.
Did you guys really sit and watch from start to end the stream for 4 hours? Did he play on easy?
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>>157522753
The fact that they downgraded every aspect of its predecessor?
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>>157522736
The demo really didn't do it any good

Having a remake of a game that was all about freedom to be restrictive is kinda retarded
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>>157522731

For the last time, he was on normal you fucking idiot.
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>>157522454
Yeah and my neighbour sang me The Beattles, they fucking suck
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>>157520615 (OP)
Is this for real?
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Is there any actual source on this or is it just one guy claiming everything with nothing to back it up?

I remember reading an interview about.. 2 days ago where the Dev said an experienced player would take at least 20 hours to beat it.
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>>157522746

200 fucking people watched it you mongoloid. READ YOU FAGGOT
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>>157522731
He was playing on normal... and he got lost constantly.
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>>157522736

QTE
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>>157522746
>>157522746
>>157522746
>>157522746
>>157522746
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>>157522768
>>157522768

No I didn't touch it because I heard it's 6GB download for 20minutes.
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>>157522421
Fucking uneducated chimp. That is not proof.
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>>157522784
He played on Easy Mode and never did any stealth.
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>>157522731
there was nothing to explore

everything was just linear corridors
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I wonder what the retard who thinks /v/ is just trolling him (when in fact /v/ got annoyed at the viral bullshit it caused instead) expects to gain by not believing exactly.

I really don't think it's a Bethesda drone, just a colossal massive tool.
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Upload the run through on Youtube
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>>157522753
>can't play a game because I just watched someone play it, and it didn't look very fun
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>>157522784

He sped through the game ignoring as many enemies as possible and not exporing the area. He didn't look for secrets or any extras.
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>>157522731
He was playing on easy but he still died a shitload regardless, so it doesn't really matter.
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What difficulty was he playing on?
Was he stealthing and exploring or just rushing through?
You say he died a lot, does that mean he wasn't being patient, watching patrols etc?

Still seems damn short any way you look at it. But there could be contingencies.
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Ahahahaha, this is too fucking sweet to be true.
Jeez, you people were so hyped about it and I instantly called it out for the fucking console garbage that it would be.

But NO, you screamed, it's from Arkane, they only make good games!
But NO you screamed, the setting is so cool
But NO, you screamed, the gameplay looks awesome.

See this shit?
This is what gaming has become. It's ALL about the hype and you willingly bought into it like good little sheeple.

Being right is great sometimes.
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>>157522823

>Is there any actual source on this or is it just one guy claiming everything with nothing to back it up?
>one

200+ guys
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>>157522784
>Did you guys really sit and watch from start to end the stream for 4 hours?
I watched other people play videogames for almost 12 hours yesterday, and then this stream.
It's not hard to be autistic.
>Did he play on easy?
Nope, Normal.
>>157522842
So you bought it despite the demo being absolute trash?
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>>157522842
>buying a game without playing it first
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>>157522823
>2 days ago where the Dev said an experienced player would take at least 20 hours to beat it

Oh lord, can I get a link please? If a dev actually said that, then that's fucking hilarious. Holy fuck what a lie
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>>157522823
TWENTY HOURS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
I WAS HERE

I CONFIRM THIS ,4 FUCKING HOURS
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>>157522817
No, just /v/ being /v/. Unable to have fun.
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>>157522823
that dev said it took him 22 hours knowing where everything was and how to get past everything, doing a no kills playthrough

he was either hallucinating, or he was playing a different game
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WHAT?
REALLY?
Shiiit nigger.
I was gonna buy this the 9th, but fuck that.
4 fuckin' hours. Just kill me now.

W-Well, at least I still have Bioshock Infinite and Metal Gear Rising to look foreward to.
This still chaps my fucking ass, though.
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>>157522843
lol, go back to bed, bethesda.
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Faggots the lot of you

I remember spanking the fuck out of Max Payne 2 in like 4 hours and its still one of my favourite games, ive gone back to play it so many times nigga

Size isnt everything, just ask yo mamma who i dicked last night
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>>157522874
He was playing stealth.
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the bacterial in this thread is staggering.
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>>157522731
>explore straight paths

Cool story bra
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>>157522746
Wasn't recorded
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>>157522830
And? That is not proof.
I don't want to waste money or my time for shitty games so give me video material.
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>BUT YOU HAVE TO EXPLORE
oh you people
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So if someone would like to atleast name this streamer so I could atleast view the archive and see if it actually happened that would really be nice.
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>>157522784
>>157522831
I saw him pick out the difficulty at the beginning of the game. He picked easy. Unless there's some other streamer I don't know about, than that's the truth there.
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Demand value for lack of content, promote lack there of by ways of other means.

Did you assshits not read America.pdf by Franklin Badge? You sotty cumlickers!
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>>157522872
Pfhahahha dem tears
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>>157522849
>>157522873
>HE WAS PLAYING ON EASY MODE!
>HE WAS PLAYING ON EASY MODE!
>HE WAS PLAYING ON EASY MODE!
>HE WAS PLAYING ON EASY MODE!
>HE WAS PLAYING ON EASY MODE!
Saying it over and over again won't make it true
He was playing on normal. He was. We all saw it, you can't possibly hope to spread disinformation like that when there were over 200 eye-witnesses.
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>>157522912
Or he was fucking lying to move more copies of his game.
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>>157522634
You could have used that money to buy other games man
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>>157522930

That's a good point
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>>157521028


"OP did two parts.
the first part was probably three-four hours."
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>>157522885
>>157522881

Oh, I'm not the guy who already bought it, sorry for the misunderstanding.

Just some other Anon who's wondering why everyones calling it shit?

The interactive trailer-demo looks kinda neat.
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>>157522912
That dev must be fucking braindead.

Or lying. Probably lying.
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>>157522942
>eye witnesses aren't witnesses
u wot
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>>157522890
>>157522892
>>157522912
http://www.computerandvideogames.com/370983/dishonored-playthrough-will-take-longer-than-22-hours/
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>Some idiot just blasted through the whole game on easy, killing everything like in CoD

It's totally the game's fault!
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>Several people saying it's 4 hours long
>Some people don't believe it
>These people are believing i'ts longer even though they have no proof at all that it is

Yeah, typical hypocrite assholes.
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>>157522872
>ignoring enemies
it's a stealth game
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>$60
>4 hour game
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>>157522912
>Devs don't lie to sell their game
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>Not a pacifist run on the hardest difficulty
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>>157522969

Any footage of the live stream?
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>>157522872
7-9 hours confirmed then
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>>157522930
Max Payne 2 is at most 90 minutes. You're just bad at vidya.
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>>157523029
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>157523023
Not in the internet. Especially on anonymous board.

You retard son?
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>>157522930
>>157523004
You can stop samefagging, Bethdrone.
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TO ALL THE IDIOTS WHO ARE STILL GOING TO BUY THIS GAME:

Don't say we didn't warn you.
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>>157523047
i meant the dev was hallucinating

or he's just absolute shit at his own game
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>>157523038
No lets assume that he did go pacifist mode, exploring everything.

Just how many hours will that add?
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I will pirate this shit to see just how fucking long it is.
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>>157522872
>Bethesdrones realize their "PROVIDE PROOF HURR" argument isn't working and now resort to lying about the stream that everyone saw
He played it stealthily.
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>>157523075

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
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>>157522942

>people watched him play it live
>not proof

this guy
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http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2012-06-18-dishonored-12-14-hours-long-for-very-direct-players


lel
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>>157523098
At least 16.
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Game looked like crap from the get go.
Don't know why you idiots got so hyped for it
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>>157523060
>>157522872
>ignoring enemies
>in a stealth game
Bethesda, go to bed. The worst part is, even if it really was 7-9 hours it would STILL not be even remotely good.
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>>157522969
I watched the stream from the beginning. He picked Easy. Am I not one of those 200 eye witnesses?
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>everyone thinks Bethesda made this game
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What is proof?
Developers say about 22 hours... Game leaked today some hours ago. Less than 22 hours.
Also, streamer was retard.
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>4 hours
>4 hours
>4 hours
>4 hours
>4 hours
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>>157523119
How do you know that?
The OP went stealth to begin with but sucked ass at it, and it was even on normal.
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>>157523067

You can speed run MP2 in 45 mins tops, you fucking retard
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That was golden.

>OP stands right in front of enemy, doing nothing
>Enemy kicks him, then turns his back as if nothing happened
>OP does a stealth kill on him
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>>157523029

hahahahaha

that's really funny

so now even devs are lying

what a fucked up world
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>I missed the stream

FUCK, I remember the first thread he made asking if /v/ wanted a stream then I dozed off.
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Be sure to explore, everyone!
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>>157523118
>12-14 hours
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>>157523118
Game developers are always lying about the playtime of their games. Always
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>>157523018

The actual demo is horrible. The devs even came out and said that it does not represent the "real" game. You know things are looking bad when they have to do that.
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>>157523147
>Doesn't realize Bethesda is the publisher
I don't think anyone gives a shit about Arkane
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please tell me these pictures of in-game footage with the coke zero cans are at least fake.
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>>157523163
I know because that's what it took me.
A round 20. Taking my time, assessing the situation and restarting the level if detected.
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>>157523118
>12-14 hours long for direct players
>streamer was a blundering idiot who died a lot

Wow, you people are getting assfucked
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>>157523148
I want to believe you guys and I will not probably ever play the game but just because anonymous says in the internet that it took 4h is not a proof.
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>Implying Mario 3 can't be beaten in a few hours
>Implying Max Payne can't be beaten in a few hours
>Implying Mirror's Edge can't be beaten in a few hours
>Implying Star Fox 64 can't be beaten in a few hours

All the different classes and possibilities give this game a lot of replay value, and there's also lots of extras and stuff to find.
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>>157522395

>I'm not the one who beat HR in 52 hours. Admit it, you're a fucking liar.

Point out my lie, cause I missed it myself.


>>157522426

>It clearly does, smart people don't want to spend $60 on a game that lasts a few hours

Smart people don't play all the vidya they can because they don't have anything better to do. Smart people would pick their games before hand and avoid $60 impulse buys. If Dishonored crashes because it is a bad game, then the fault lies in itself, not the short play length.


>>157522441

>Why the fuck did it take you 52 hours to beat Human Revolution? did you fall asleep halfway through?

I played it how I wanted to. Nothing more.
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>>157523180
it's been like this since the begining
>>
ITT: people being obtuse because they don't want to believe they wasted their money

Believe it, there were only 9 stages, the ending was retarded as fuck, the whole story was retarded as fuck.

The game is bad, the guy playing it was bad and he only took 4 hours
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>>157523209

>thinks it's the publisher's fault the game sucks
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>>157523119
>4 Hours after dying like a bitch constantly
>To 20 hours just because he decides to turn some extra corners
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>complains about 4hours game
>loves vanquish and ZoE

stay aspie /v/
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>>157523263
>not knowing about Quality Assurance
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>>157523035

If the game can be played "Cod 420 noscope 360 smoke weed erryday"-mode, then fucking YES, it's the game's fault. Are you retarded or something?

That was one of the MAIN PREMISES the game had. Oh, you will get through only when you use stealth, yada yada yada.
I fucking called them on their bullshit right aways, saying that a game released on the 360 will NEVER be a stealth-game because the audience doesn't understand that concept.
>>
Remember ME3 with 16 endings and 200 hours of gameplay?
>>
DON'T BELIEVE PAID M4RKETER LIES
STOP BUYING SHIT GAMES
4 HOURS

DON'T BELIEVE PAID M4RKETER LIES
STOP BUYING SHIT GAMES
4 HOURS
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>Indie game
>Takes 4 hours to speedrun
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>>157523224
Are you a time traveler?
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>>157523236

Are you from Arkane or a pirate?
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>thinking the people who want proof will stop asking for proof if you say "LOL U WANT PROOF" enough times
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>>157523230
So dozens of people with the exact same story isn't proof? Okay, buddy.

Fact is, the game is really linear and it's way to easy to fight your way through the game. On top of that, despite dying constantly it still took the streamer 4 hours to beat the game.
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>>157523023

A bunch of anonymous people of indeterminate count who may or may not even be telling the truth.

A big part of a witness is reliability.
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>>157523174
>OP blinks onto an angled pane of glass
>enemy can't see him through the glass
>stealth instakills the enemy through the glass
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>>157523293
Vanquish wasn't hyped to Hell and back
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>>157522619
The guy played it on easy and he didn't do a stealth playthrough. Also it took him 6 hours not 4.
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>>157523236
>Implying any of those games can be beaten in a few hours on you first blind playthrough
>>
>>157521105
Yes, the really old games.
Then they improved tremendously.
The CRPGs and games on the PS 2 gave 30+ hours of playtime.
I recently played Devil Summoner 2 which gave me a baffling 45 hours of playtime.

Video games were improving, now they're declining.
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SUPER MARIO BROS 3 CAN BE SPEEDRUN IN 12 MINUTES

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH PIECE OF SHIT GAME HOLY FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm not even defending Dishonored, but this is just funny.
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>>157521025
This, it's incredibly retarded. Those people who pre-order are a bunch of fucking idiots and all seem like try-hard wannabes that don 't know how to handle money. Second, for a single player game? Not even 10 hours is long, this should have been more than 20 tops. The enemies are repetitive, they say the same fucking dialog, the AI is horrible.
>>
Bioshock was 4 hours long if you rushed through it.

Now what /v/?
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>>157522930
>I remember spanking the fuck out of Max Payne 2

Max Payne is a linear action game. Is that really something you want to compare to this game?
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>>157523035
He played stealth.

Stay in denial, Bethesdrones.
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>>157523236
>old games
>implying max payne devs said their game was going to take 22 hours
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>SM64
>called one of the most innovative games ever
>16 minutes runs everywhere
lol

its a joke don't respond seriously to this
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>>157523146
>he

Who is he?


Come the fuck on you can't seriously think you are proving anything
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>>157523349
It was normal faggot
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Is there a recording of the stream?
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>>157523349
Normal and 4.
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>>157521370
The game leaked like a week ago, people have already been playing that shit.
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>>157523236
>>157523236
>>157523236
>>157523236
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>>157523237
I need more information here. What do you mean how you wanted to? What did you do?

HOW? I am genuinely curious, how did it take you 52 hours to beat Human Revolution? I did every sidequest, explored the maps thoroughly, even savescummed a couple of times during those dialogue battles and it took me less than 30.
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>>Early version of the game.
yeah, no.
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>>157523294

See, QA has nothing to do with the game being 4 hours long and composed of a shit story.

Now if the fuss was about, say, bugs...sure I could see that in some way.

But right now you're literally shitting on Bethesda for the sake of shitting on Bethesda despite the fact that they had nothing to do with making the game.

Why don't you go back to a Project Eternity thread and cry about how much better New Vegas could have been if Bethesda didn't throw Obsidian a fucking bone.
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>>157523236
Did you beat those games in 4 hours on your first playthrough?
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>>157523347
>complains about games being hyped
>hypes games

you did it again /v/
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This wasn't a press release and it still only took 4 hours?
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>getting excited over CGI and Pre rendered trailers with no gameplay

You deserve this
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>>157523376
Bioshock is an overrated game.
Now what Bethesda?
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>>157523110

This is why nobody believes you. You've contradicted each other so many times. We have some people saying he tanked through it and some people he did a stealth run.
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>dishonoredfags comparing their game to 20 year old games and Max Payne
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>>157523387
I can finish Thief 1, 2, MGS1,2,3,4 and most Splinter Cell games in 4 hours.

Point?
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>>157523442
I'm sure they'll add so much more content 40 hours before release.
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>>157523442
>>>Early version of the game
Dude there's no more early version it's released next week


Holy shit i can feel the asspain
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>>157523365
Speedrun, yes.
This game wasn't done on speedrun.

Is this word really too hard for you to comprehend?
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>>157523442
>But they'll fix it!
>Bethseda of all devs fixing anything
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>>157523516
In a blind playthrough?
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>Game quality is determined by length

I don't even care about this game but this is retarded.

Didn't this game promise missions in which you can tackle it however you want? Isn't that the appeal of it? Not the length of the game?
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>>157523171
Now add up everything you skip in a speedrun.

You see how that works?
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>>157523508

>Bioshock is an overrated game
>What now Arkane

ftfy
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>>157523349
OH GOD ALL OF THIS ATTEMPTED MIS-INFORMATION DISTRIBUTION
I CAN'T TELL IF IT'S PEOPLE ACTUALLY TRYING TO MARKET/DEFEND THIS GAME OR IF ITS PEOPLE DOING IT IRONICALLY TO TROLL
>>
>tfw i payed 20 pounds for Caesar 3 in 1999
>tfw im still playing it today with original saved games

lol, enjoy your shitty games faggots.

i'll just remind you that modern games are the video game equivilent of Jersey Shore and other mass produced shit to feed the uneducated.

Stay pleb, fuckwits.
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I don't trust any of you niggas when it comes to playtime. You all just rush through games as fast as possible.
On the other hand, I also don't trust the game developers with it so the truth has to be somewhere between. My guess is 6-8 hours
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>>157523490
It's always so funny when it doesn't happen to you.

Looking forward to the threads after it's released.

Also any more Xbros who can pirate and confirm?
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>>157523429
Easy and then normal faggot, you were late to the party.
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>>157521085
Obviously because he wants to hurt the industry, because every pirated copy equals one lost sale!
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>>157523509
It's because he tried doing stealth at first, then he just went Rambo mode at the end cause he said that the stealth was boring
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>>157523551

>Bethesda
>devs

Game was developed by Arkane Studios.
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>>157523564
The devs greatly exaggerated the time, saying it was 14-16 hours if direct/experienced
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>>157523516
You most likely didn't die lots of times like a blubbering retard on those runs.
It was also not your first time playing.
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>>157523564
>Developers says it'll take at least 12 hours for a competent player
>OP completes it in 4 hours on Normal while constantly dying
Yep, go kill yourself
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>>157523442
>Retail version on BG
>"IT'S AN E-EARLY VERSION GUYS, EARLY!"
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>>157523414
>recording streams
What are you, a faggot?
Personally speaking, I believe these guys.
/v/ loves to bash vidya, but streams are streams.
Besides, why would so many people lie on the internet That was non-sarcastic, /v/ doesn't have the organisation to pull this off.
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>>157523559
Yep. But you'll have to take the cutscenes out of MGS to make that fair.

No even fucking kidding. 4 hours is average for a stealth game.
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>>157523516
Dying every seconds ? the streamer played like a faggot.
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>>157523564
>Didn't this game promise missions in which you can tackle it however you want? Isn't that the appeal of it? Not the length of the game?

So, if the game only has 2 missions that are over after an hour, you wouldn't be pissed because game length wasn't promised?
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>>157523509
http://archive.foolz.us/v/thread/157471535/#157471535

He TRIED to play stealth but eventually it devolved into retardation and murder. It was pretty funny. He was throwing bottles at everyone and picking up severed heads and tossing them. He was playing on Easy, but that's a bit harder to prove, because no archive of the video, sadly.
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>>157523626
Okay now I guess I can see where you guys are coming from. But still I've played way shorter games and enjoyed them. Journey for PS3 isn't even two hours and I loved that game.
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>>157523645
I am.
I want to see this with my very own eyes and I've failed to do that.
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>>157523564
>Didn't this game promise missions in which you can tackle it however you want?

You are joking right?
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>>157523551
>Bethesda
>devs
Yeah, the guy thinking it's an early version and thus inferior is an idiot, but you're just as retarded as him.
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IT'S LIKE TOR ALL OVER AGAIN
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I don't believe a single word you faggots spout, be it people defending or bashing this game. I'll just pirate it to see for myself, and y'all should do the same.
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>mfw people think Bethesda would have made a good game for once
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>But he played stealthily

>But he just ran past everything

Something doesn't add up.
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>>157523595
Dude, we all watched a guy who couldn't quit dying beat the thing in 4 hours. Even if you don't rush, if you're actually good it won't take much longer

Plus, the game is really linear.
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>>157523631
>It was also not your first time playing.

Wrong. Really wrong. Completely blind. No hints. No walkthroughs. About 4 hours.

/v/ needs to get over this. Bioshock was 4 hours long and most people liked it.
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>>157523693
But that is what the devs promised. Have you even followed this game?
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>>157520990
>>157522746
>>157522942
>>157523080

Confirmed for Bethesda PR trying to cover up shitty game.
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>>157523718
Bethesda was the publisher
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>>157523726
>Stealthy gameplay
>running past everything

No, it adds up.
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>>157523726
He tried to, but he couldn't into stealth.
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>>157523726
OP began a stealthy playthough but realized he was shit at stealth.
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INB4 F2P
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>>157523737
Bioshock was not four hours long. I beat it in at least 12 hours.
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>>157523715
DON'T YOU DARE PIRATE IT MAN
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>>157523738
You fucking idiot, you actually believe what most developers these day say? Those are fucking words to soothe you and make you buy the game.
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So far I haven't seen any complaints besides how short the game is.

You guys seem to be chimping out over a very minor detail.
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And you know that it'll be heralded as GOTYAY and a 9.5/10 perfect all around on IGN
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Even disregarding the length, the ending was fucking terrible. Goddamn
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>>157523726
God damnit, why didn't anyone record the fucking stream? Now we gotta deal with shitstorms all day because of this.
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>Dishonored can be finished in 4 hours
>Deus ex can be finished in 45 minutes
Granted I haven't played the game yet but just because you can run through it quickly doesn't mean it's a bad game.
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>>157523870
pfftahahaha
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>>157523840
Sure if you collected everything and explored every room and every possibility.

That would probably make dishonored 12 hours long too.
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>>157523870
This guy hasn't seen the ending
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Oh God and Jesus Christ, this is an amazing shitstorm. I've haven't seen so much denial in a long ass time.
>>157523870
Did you even watch the stream? It was incredibly linear. The streamer eventually just gave up on stealth because it was retarded.
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>>157523891
It wasn't a speedrun though. Are you this retarded on purpose?
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>>157523870
>Not reading the threads

Ending sucked
Stealth was shit even with the shit player
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>>157523858
So what else are we supposed to "believe" in, oh wise /v/irgin?
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>>157523870
You're a funny guy.
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>>157523872
that would imply IGN has some sort of clout

the real terror is that it'll be beloved by hundreds of thousands of casuals as the best "story game" since Bioshock
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>>157523514

So are you just going to quote people and post Kornheiser or are you actually going to make a statement?

>>157523397

Mirror's Edge and Starfox aren't old games.
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>>157523891
>Comparing an idiot run to a speedrun
Commot soduku.
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>>157523840
Casual spotted. Bioshock is an hour long. With deaths
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>>157523891
You would have to be a God to beat Deus Ex in 45 minutes.

I will defend Deus Ex's length for being at very least 10 hours long.
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>>157523920
Can't be any worse than Borderlands ending, surely.
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>>157523903
Haha, no it wouldn't. It might add an hour or two
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/thread
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>>157523949
You're not supposed to believe in anything except watching gameplay. PR talk should always be taken with a huge pinch of salt.
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>>157523858
The levels were pretty big and there were a lot of ways to deal with targets, but I remember the streamer dealed with all of them via shooting them in the dick. The game looks pretty fun, but it's way too short to justify a purchase at 60 bucks.
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>>157524004
He blinks towards the bad guys, kills him, then picks up the girl. The end.
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>>157524004
See
>>157522569
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>>157523718
>mfw there are still retards on /v/ who don't understand the difference of a publisher and a developer
>mfw there are still retards who can't properly mfw
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>>157523891
>speed run of Deus Ex in 45 minutes
>compared to a blind run in 4 hours

Goddamn, this is fucking Diablo 3 all fucking over again
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>Metro 2033
>Short as fuck game
>Buy it when it's cheaper
>Everyone loves it
>Do the same with Dishonored

Now are you all happy?
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>>157523768
>Implying Bethesda can even publish a good game

The same problems with their development team are the problems as a publisher...

Game must be completed in X days, if falling behind, remove X number of features until release date is doable - rinse repeat.

See:
Fallout New Vegas
RAGE
Wet
Rouge Warrior
BRINK
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>>157523949

Gameplay footage, demos, pirate before buying.
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>>157524030
It was on the stream retard
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>>157524030
Lol just look in the thread bethesdrone there's a link to the archived thread
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>>157523970
You people are comparing dishonored to SMB 3. I don't think anything has to be added to that.
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>>157523891

>beat deus ex in 45 minutes

lol.
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All of you retards are the cancer destroying bone morrow of this board.

OP was streaming for 4 hours because he was a huge faggot like all of you, he didn't complete the game.

I'm leaving this shithole, for good.

Fuck everyone.
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...4 hours ?
Fuck... I was hyped for this, /v/.
I was hyped for this
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Can you honestly be surprised by this in this day and age?

Vidya has well and truly gone to shit, lesson here is don't get hyped about anything anymore.
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>>157524108
He did finish the game tho
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>>157523441

>HOW? I am genuinely curious, how did it take you 52 hours to beat Human Revolution? I did every sidequest, explored the maps thoroughly, even savescummed a couple of times during those dialogue battles and it took me less than 30.

When the game started and you're supposed to go save the hostages, I went out side and walked around the city. Took screen shots of areas, people and things. Experimented with my limits in the world; how far I could fall before dying, could I get away with killing sprees, dialogue choices.

When I started the first mission, the hostages were already dead. Thought it was a fault on my part and reloaded an early save after I had beaten that mission to try and save them. Turns out I took too long to get there and they were dead from the start.

From there, just aspie things that accumulated. Testing out talent choices, reading everything, going back to old areas, remembering special things, that wall crack you missed, locked doors, locked pc's, even if I had beaten the area.

Enjoyed the game and won't likely play it ever again.
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>>157524080
And I was in your mom.
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>>157524108
Good

Your retarded fucking ass isn't needed, we'll have at least 4 people to make up for you
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>>157524080
The stream that so many watched yet there aren't even a screenshot of it.

Yeah, I think I'll just form my own opinion instead of listening to /v/, as usual.
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>>157524108
>he didn't complete the game.
But he clearly did, the game ended and a "THE END" screen popped up
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>>157524067
>Metro 2033
>Short as fuck
What? I mostly rushed through the game and it took me around 9 hours.
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>>157524004
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>>157524068
>Implying New Vegas was a bad game

Get out

Get the fuck out now or there will be blood
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>>157520915
1:30? jesus, I have 36 minutes for my fastest run including shit other than gameplay
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>>157523930
The streamer couldn't into stealth. Motherfucker would just stare down enemies as they approached, wouldn't lean, and made the most noise he could by throwing bottles and shit everywhere.
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>this thread
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>>157524108
He DID beat the game though, dumbfuck. The ending was terrible. Hit the the bad guy once with your sword, the end.
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LOL MODERN GAMING
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>>157524191
NOT SHOPPAD XD
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>>157524080
Shut the fuck up you cancerous piece of shit.

I watched the stream, OP didn't finish the fucking game, how about all of you americlapping cancerous retards leave this board.
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I have never been happier that Valve does pre-order cancels. I don't know why I put my faith in anything these days, even in the developers of old games I loved with all of my heart. It always ends up bad.
Before anyone calls me a sheep for blindly obeying /v/, I was in the stream. Don't have a cow.
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>>157524183
What the fuck were you doing?
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If you blast your shit through DX and DE:HR they're really short as well.

Now if you do a stealth + non-lethal run things are different. I still have a bit of hope for this game if it's played on hard, stealthy and non-lethal.

Not trying to defend it or anything, just sayan. I could very well still be complete shit.
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>>157524201

It was before they patched it.
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>>157524174

Ok bro, I admit it.

It's a fucking conspiracy against /v/.
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>>157524238
Only the DLC text is shopped you fucking Bethdrone
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Someone spoil the ending.
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/v/ in charge of proving.
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>>157524183
It's around 5-6 hours if you just go along, 3-4 if you rush
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>>157521215
Watch a movie then, you filthy casual.
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Wasnt the stream just a level, not the whole game?
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>>157524174
There are screenshots in this fucking thread.


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