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Have you ever had a crush with one videogame personality? Like really deeply inlove. (Not sexually)
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>>157502416 (OP)
>deeply in love
>sexually
chose two. you went full retard, OP.
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Axel, from KHII
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bump
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Not my fault
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I don't understand WHY people like Tali.

Seriously, I don't see the appeal at all. I tried to got through her romance and it was just so awkward and forced. She is literally the worst.

Now Liara on the other hand.
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Oddly enough, her.

>I didn't know there was another way, Alice...
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bowser my husbando
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Tali is fucking annoying BOO HOO GETH DURR I DONT HAVE A HOMEWORLD PITY PARTY.
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>tfw you get Emi withdrawls
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>>157503228
I felt like liara was a different asari with the same name In mass effect 2 and 3.
Anyway, it is weird, but I was never interesting in any other character in the game except tali. I don't know why.
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>>157503228
Both are terrible and you have shit taste for liking any of them.
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>>157503285
mgq
Nice
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>>157503574
What are your opinions?
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>>157503491
KS ruined me for a while there.

It's good to be normal for now.
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>>157502416 (OP)
>really deeply inlove.
>with something that can't react to you
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>>157502416 (OP)
omg, she has a ass. Ho boy, first time I see one. I think I'm in love!
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i want to drink her piss so bad ;_;
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this just makes me wish mass effect didnt go full retard

wonder how long until we get another good sci fi rpg
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>>157504124
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>>157504151
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>>157503557

>dat accent

People dropped the Series over the ME3 ending, but I dropped it at 2 when I went full romance with Tali, remove her mask and BOOM...

Fucking Nothing

Way to cop out, Bioware
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>>157503914
I like piss too.
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>>157504179
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>>157504124
You're wrong.
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>>157504124
don't bother, you'll just be called a normalfag.
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>>157504124
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>>157504185
Dude you shoulda dropped it at ME3 when you actually saw her face.
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>>157504247
normalfag.
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>>157502416 (OP)
Someone just discover their first waifu?
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HOLY SHIT THAT ASS.

Not love, but I come in Dawn's holes.
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I love women who are absolute bitches
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When I was a kid I was absolutely in love with Nina from Breath of Fire 2.
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>>157504247
>>>/v/

Haha, oh wait. I forgot.
Just get out, then.
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>>157504379
>Not Hope

More of a woman than Lightning.
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Not sexually, which was the strangest thing. She's mute, has almost no discernible features, but I couldn't help but feel a connection to her.

I didn't want anything but the best, for her to be happy.

http://rain.nxe7.com/
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Anakin please we are worried about you it is just a cartoon.
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>>157504379

Mah nigga. 13 was a chore but lightning herself is just fantastic.

You know she must be wild in bed.
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>>157502416 (OP)
>crush
>deeply in love

Try again, kiddo
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>>157504508
From my point of view she is the perfect mate even if she is 2D!
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>>157504572
THEN YOU ARE LOST!
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>>157504508
WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MAI WAIFU??
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Videogames? Hah, nope. Animu and mango? Hell yes. Books? Yeap.

You know what this means, right? Videogame characters are shit and videogame industry writers are shittier.
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>>157504669
>>157504612
>>157504572
>>157504508


Please, I don't wanna remember that movie.
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Rikku/Yuna from FFX. When I was much younger.
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Sage for panderingshit and waifus.

Your moeblobs are up this valley:
>>>/a/
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>>157504780
You know what the only cure is now that you've remembered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1MqksXm6Zs
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>>157504721
>Animu and mango
>Not generic animations and comics

You are filth, aren't you?
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This is an issue.
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>>157504192
Do you wet yourself and drink it?
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>>157504780

Don't you mean...

Do not want to remember
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>>157504839
D-Don't be that way, Anon-kun..
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No.
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>>157504721
>Not playing games where you make your own characters
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>>157503648
BLUE SKY TO FOREVER
GREEN GRASS BLOWS IN THE WIND
DANCING
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hey rate my video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gZKPkU7REE&feature=plcp
it begin at 0:34
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>>157504857
well fuck here goes 3 hours again
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I literally have dreams about us.
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>>157504265

Refused to play 3 after I heard that the choices ultimately don't matter. I refuse to pay for lies.

Hell my friend offered to let me borrow it and I still refused
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>>157504721
>Videogames? Hah, nope. Animu and mango? Hell yes.

Holy fuck. Did he actually say that?
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>>157504721

>Videogames? Hah, nope. Animu and mango? Hell yes
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Tali is propably one of the most boringest characters in the game.
Though they all went more or less towards shit in the sequels. It's like they lacked any kinda restraint in character writing to make them immersive. Instead we got actionhero melodrama bullshit that is as fucking bad as any DC or Marvel comic that I've read with the exception of Alan Moore.
Post-Mass1 Bioware is the same to writing as Rob Liefeld is to comicbook drawing.
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No, but there's a woman in a book that I admired so much, I still strive to find a girl like her.

If only you were real, Linda Paquette.
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>mass effect
>dragon age
>"characters"

it has none. it has stereotypes.
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>>157505296
It is good to see I'm not the last talimancer in the gamer community. (IT is full of hipster in this days)
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Only ever been emotionally moved by one character in vidya.
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>First vidya crush
Who was it?
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>>157505568
See
>>157505249
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>>157505568
I want to say... Tails. Maybe Crash Bandicoot, or Yoshi.
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>Not sexually
Playin' hardball there, OP.

I really thought it was sweet how N was trying to be the savior of all Pokemon-kind, even if it was misguided.
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This thread is horrible and everyone should feel bad for posting in it.
I have a waifu, come at me
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>>157505461
Garrus = ultimate bro husbando tier
Tali = girl next door/dat ass tier
Everyone else = shit tier
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>>157505524

Let me guess, Emil from Nier?
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>>157505636

Back to what ever board you furry filth inhabit.
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>>157505568
Probably Bastilla from KOTOR
or Jaheira from Baldurs gate
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I don't even know what it is about her why
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>>157505636
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>>157502416 (OP)
>Deeply in love
>fictional character

No as I am not a pathetic faggot.
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>>157505715

Are you me?
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>>157503557
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>>157505702
My apologies, my love for Mega Man and the MM1 robot masters came later in life. I'm a bit more robophile than furry now, usually.
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>>157505715
>Bastila

MY NIGGA
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>>157502416 (OP)
"I want more time"

Oh god, that line got me.
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>>157505730
Because she's your inner child
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>>157505568
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>>157505815

>robophile

Very well, you may stay.
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>>157505659
>Tali
>girl next door
Actually Liara was originally more of a girl next door than Tali. Did I mention I really fucking hate that term?
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>>157505858
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br10LrGiVgo
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>>157505786
Probably.

Now neither of us will be virgins
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>>157504860
>>157505093
>>157505357
>>157505453

Fucking kids, grow out of your videogames already.
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>>157505568
Princess Ruto from OoT. I looked through my stash of waifus and found a resemblance to all of them. They are all Tsundere. It's all because of her.
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I had a huge crush on rikku when I was younger
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I don't get why she is mai waifu
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>>157505843
So basically a faggot with the mentality of a 6 year old with the inability to tell life from fantasy?

No thanks.
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>>157505893
It means "boring girl who's easy to get to know who's DTF"

that's pretty much it
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>>157504721
You remind me to ian in this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1RUbOxibj8
(Check 2:25, 3:20, 4:42)
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>>157505928

>crushes on cartoons
>calls others kids

lel
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I have no sexual interest in tio but watching her grow emotionally was one of the most satisfying things and I want her to be my life companion.
millenia would be cool to be with too
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>>157505886
Just stay? Don't want to have a friendly chit-chat about the clang clang?
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I don't know if this counts as fully vidya, but her.

Oh yes, my sweetheart Misty.
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>>157506063
Your waifu is a dirty slut. I walked in on her making out with some guy by Bill's house. She doesn't care about you and thinks you're a loser.
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>>157505462
I hated that book. That villain was so fucking annoying.
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>>157506121
She was waiting for years for Red, but that prick decided that he'd rather stay on top of a hailing, snowbitten mountain over mounting Misty.
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>>157502416 (OP)
I really wish Tali looked alien. I'm talking like, almost stereotypical alien, just tweaked and maybe a bit of originality added to it. I have no interest in ever playing an ME game again, but how could they ever even fix that?
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>>157505986
So yes basically, Liara from the first ME.
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>having more than one waifu
>realize that it almost feels like cheating on all of them
gets me everytime
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This is now a waifu thread.
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>>157506103

Mimi Bobek is not videogames
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>>157506168
It's definitely one of his lesser works. And I agree about the villain 100-fold. Worst part about the villain is how he reminded me of my own personality. Hated myself for it.
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>>157506219
Would you a realistic, unromanticized Tali?
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>>157506219
Just look up Tali's face fan art and chose what you want her to look like. That's how I dealt with it.
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>>157506219
Those hands and feet seem alien enough for people. But yep, I perfer aliens looking a bit more like this.

http://ket-ralus.com/gallery/post/view/1786
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Can u please see my video please?
It is a pretty recopilation of violence and decapitation. People seem to enjoy it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gZKPkU7REE&feature=plcp
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Jaheira and her sarcastic witty personality. I don't even care that she was used goods.
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>>157506312
I would have liked that far more, yes. Hell even the humanoid nose almost seens unfitting to an extent. Better than the halfassed photoshop they gave her tho.
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>>157505982
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>>157506484
What if Tali looked like this under the mask?
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>>157506416
Viconia was the superior romance
>dat character development for good PCs
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>>157505982
I know how you feel
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>>157506312
Damn, that a pretty good draw. It have all the shit the talñio mention in the game. Like the straw and the shit in the nose that can deactivate smell perception. Good catch
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>>157506312
Yes, because then people could say "she's completely alien and what she looks like is nothing like our human concept of beauty but Shepard loves her anyways because its the person inside that matters, not the appearance."

That would've been some actual good writing with an actual message. Instead, BioWare/EA decides to hit us with a lead pipe whenever they have something to say. Especially about LGBT people.
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>>157506560
He said aliens, not bugs. Yuck.
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>>157506560
Drones would've exploded and started a petition. Which would've gotten more names than the better ending petition
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>>157506560
Anon how did you know my fetish
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>>157506560
Would that even fit under her mask? The dimensions don't seem to work. As long as she wouldn't kill and eat me? Sure.
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>>157506560
I could deal with it if it was more human-ish look than full on mantis. In fact, I'd nearly take anything than what BioWare came up with.
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>>157506585

I preferred jaheira's, I disliked aeries though.
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>>157506653
>not wanting to fuck bug aliens

Shepard would do it
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>>157506416
Yes, oh omni-present authority figure...
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>>157506720
Fuckin Aeirie was so damn whiny.

Ive replayed that game seven times still never gave her romance a chance
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>deeply inlove
>(Not sexually)

wtfamireading.jpg
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>>157506692
>implying I'm not just posting my fetish
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>>157506727
Sorry, just kinda not into it. I like more along the lines of traditional grays, like from >>157506353.

Cute, little brainy men~
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>be 12
>Paine in FFX-2
>hawt
>first waifu
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>>157506560
/v/ already has Sharktits

Don't make anyone create Mantispussy or something like that.

Please.
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Best one for me is the 3rd from left. It's my head canon Tali.
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>>157506874
>Don't make anyone create Mantispussy or something like that.

Anon, I have some bad news for you...
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Waifu thread? Well, it's not exactly vidya, but here's a personal spaghetti moment for me involving waifu stuff.

>Go to college
>mom constantly asks if I have a girlfriend every time we talk
>Hardly an girls around, the few that are are sluts and drunken airheads
>Prefer my 2D waifu
>Visit home one weekend
>Mom is all over me about whether or not I found a college girlfriend
>Lie and say yes without thinking
>"REALLY? Well what's here name?"
>panic, can't think of a girls name
>Blurt out the first thing that comes to ming
>"Kneesocks."
>"Her names is Kneesocks? Like, sock that you wear?"
>"Yeah. No, it's a nickname"
>"Oh, is it because she wears kneesocks a lot?"
>"Yes, yeah. That is exactly why."

This is an actual conversation that happened.
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>>157506928
Man, fourth from the left is better. Fifth is most moe though
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>>157505783

you're on the wrong board
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>>157506946
NO

IT CANNOT BE
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>>157506928
Who is this artist? I'm kinda digging it.
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>>157506960

it's a good thing this is an anonymous imageboard

because otherwise i would come to your house and slap you

srsly
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Sumika master race reporting in.
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>>157506960
are you the same guy who had his mom put "From Ms. Kneesocks" on his presents?
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>>157506797
It's basically when you think about someone all the time, but not about fucking them all the time. It involves the desire to protect and care for, as well as sex.

Do you even love?
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>>157506960
>Kneesocks as a waifu
>not Stocking
Step it up son.
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>>157506776
i'm not even gonna bother spoilering, because it is so old, but aerie has character dev in that she will / can be dev'd by your cha to get some balls and grow up, plus, she'll fall pregnant, AND you can give her her wings back, plus more stuff characterwise too
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>>157507086
BioWare. I am not shitting. They had concept faces and never even bothered to use them.
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>>157507114
MY GOD

WHAT HAVE I DONE
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>>157507154
No, but I read about that. I'm not sure personally if I should relate to that guy or not.
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>>157507238
/tg/ did it man

stop being silly
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>>157507114
I've already crossed the bug line. How long until I go off the /d/eep end?
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>>157507212
Oh whoop, I misquoted. I was actually talking about >>157506802
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>>157507290

Either is fine
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>>157504151
>>157504236
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Going on two years now. Feels good, man.
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>>157507347
QueBlock/Lucid Dakou

Has a FurAffinity and hangs out on tgchan
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My waifu, she's always been that since I was a little kid and no matter what happens I will always love her.
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>>157507178

I...I just don't get it...
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>>157507414
Cool, I'll check it out.
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Dont know if this thread is dying or not but I have to let this off my chest.

Videogames gave me wierd as fuck fetishes. I think.

I am into aliens. I dont know why. Seriously, Aliens look so fucking cool and shit. Not only that. Any type of alien. Asari? Nigga, all day. Turian? Gimme dat reptilian dick. Poleepkwas?Name the time an place. Sangheili? You better believe it.

I dont know why. It is so fucking weird. Some look so inhuman and out of wack that a psychologist would have it's head scratching.

Fuck, nigga. even the god-damn Zergs muthafucka!

>mfw you will never live in a Utopian future with a society of aliens
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>>157507494
hey anon

anon

hey

>>>/d/4307326
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>>157507456
Few people do, until they experience it for themselves.
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>>157507494
>Sangheili
Know the feel bro.
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>>157502416 (OP)

>crush on a videogame personality?

Nope i'm not autistic
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>>157507494
>We will never find a girl/boy who is willing to cosplay as those chracters
B-but they are my fetish...
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>>157507238

Mantispussy / Thri-keen erotica / Bugsex has always been /tg/'s territory bro.

Fuck, there is even a fapfiction about some dude getting dateraped by giant Beetle-Aliens.

She nearly kills him from the intoxication alone, let alone the night of absolutely brutal love making.
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>Malon
>Makoto
>Midna

I think I might have a fetish for the letter M.
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Yes.
Not my waifu though. That title is dedicated for someone who isn't vidya related (aside from those two games of course)
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I give no shits about waifus, but Conquest of the Crystal Palace has Kim.

Kim's like some kind of ninja merchant news reporter who shows up in all the dangerous areas you go to to help you out. You may never see her fighting or whatever, but she must be pretty badass to just be hanging around in some demon world to help you out. Her and your ninja dog Zap. I'd have them on my team any day.

Not some love interest, more like a constant companion who you'd shoot the shit with and always get each others' backs. When you aren't doing what needs to be done, you just enjoy their company.
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>>157506960
7/10. Story was ridiculous but you didn't shit it up with Bel Air or a Walk the Dinosaur. Nice job. I actually believed that story for a minute or two.
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>>157505824
I'm someones nigga!
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>>157507872

But you ain't mah nigga.
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>>157507772
Obscure waifus are best waifus.
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>>157507895
awww
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>>157507965

You wanna be mah nigga?

Then be mah nigga, I ain't gunna be mah nigga for you, mah nigga.
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>>157507589
Man, those xenos threads are fucking fantastic. Its a shame that there is so little of it though; it's only reposts now.
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not my first love but the strongest
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When I was 17 I felt like I was in love with Rinoa Heartilly.

Because she was the same age as me, and because back then I was a mopey fuck like Squall and I liked the idea that an attractive girl would take the effort to try to be in a relationship with someone like me.

Then, years later, I realized that you need to act polar opposite to Squall to get women.

PROTIP: If you want to use an imaginary character to model yourself after, make it Spike Spiegel, not Squall. Turns out chicks don`t like the dark brooding type unless they are stunningly attractive.
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>>157507793
So would you say she's like a friend
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>>157508173
That's just the human spirit man
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>>157508173

Yo.
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I didn't realise what i felt for her was what you call a waifu, thanks /v/
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>>157508094
this, so hard bro
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>>157508218
>>157508249
Fucktheskymind
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>>157508218
>>157508249

Mankind confirmed for wanting to fuck the heavens.
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>>157508148
More than that. A best friend
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Not even joking
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>>157502416 (OP)
Yup.
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>>157506029
GameArts are No.1 when it comes to making Waifus.
Pic motherfucking related.
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>>157502416 (OP)
yes
>your pic related

i don't really know why it happend.
at work i could not stop thinking about her, and this kept going on for three months. i dont think over her so mutch now.

when ever i hear biffy clyro's many of horror i think of her. beucase thats was on the radio when i played me2 first

and heres the sad part, i've never felt for any real woman like i've felt for this fictional character
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>>157508583

I've never played a Mass Effect game, I don't see what the fuss is all about here.
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>>157508702
DAT ASS
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>>157508723
>posting dat ass
>not Miranda
Tali is for hips. Get it together.
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>>157503228
>Liara

8,000,000,000/10 would bang forever.
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>>157508723
If only Wrex or Garrus had an ass like that.
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>>157504508
>>157504572
>>157504612
>>157504669

This is why i still come here.
>>
Statistically just through sheer numbers alone, every possible personality has most likely been thought of and portrayed though a medium. I think it'd be more rare for a person to not have had a crush on a created personality.
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Lara croft. back when i was playing the last revelation,
I did play tomb raider 3 but I was too young I think.
And then the girl from Primal, I think the name was Jen
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>>157507271
>You're not sure if you should relate to that guy
Are you dense?
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>>157507494
I know this feel, bro.

I feel like such a loser for wanting to be a space merchant with alien friends and cheap booze.

i guess i have to settle for humans.
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>>157508576

Aww maaaan

My heeeeaaaaarrrrtttttt

Stop Singiiiiing

Don't Stop Singing :(
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>>157509137
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>>157509009
Don't lie.

You know you'd still be sitting at home fapping to alien porn
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>>157509115

Luna's Song - English

Wishing on a dream that seems far off
Hoping it will come today.
Into the starlit night,
Foolish dreamers turn their gaze,
Waiting on a shooting star.

But, what if that star is not to come?
Will their dreams fade to nothing?
When the horizon darkens most,
We all need to believe there is hope.

Is an angel watching closely over me?
Can there be a guiding light I've yet to see?
I know my heart should guide me, but,
There's a hole within my soul.
What will fill this emptiness inside of me?
Am I to be satisfied without knowing?
I wish, then, for a chance to see,
Now all I need, (desperately)

Is my star to come...
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>>157509137
>>157509175
Oh, look, the taught a dwarf to dance!
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Uhh
I kinda liked Tali for a while, but then she went full retard near the end of ME2, i don't really remember what, but it made me mad.
I also remember I felt joy when she banged her head in the wall on the suicide mission and died. (I didn't upgrade my ship, didn't know what the point was.)
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>>157506560
>YFW you learned that those little black dots aren't actually pupils and can't stop seeing them with normal fucking-scary compound eyes
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>>157509115
I Wish GameArts would make a remake on the PC.
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>>157509279
They're called pseudopupils

they're from looking directly into the lens of a compound eye, where the light goes straight into it instead reflecting off obliquely

in low light their entire eyes tend to look black
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>>157509204
A weekly fornax issue for me, niggah
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>>157509175
>>157509137
dawwwww

so cute
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>>157507494

I don't know why but that post reminds me of an old fantasy I used to have as a kid. I would freeze myself one day and wake up a thousand years into the future and go out and have space adventures and shit and get a cute alien girl to fall in love with me. I had a crazy imagination back then.

Maybe one day that dream will come.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM9OR5o0iX8

She's always making sure you're okay.
And when you take a break, she rests on your shoulder and sings.
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>>157509358
Compound eyes scare the shit out of me, man.

They're one of the only things that spook me anymore.
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>>157509427
B-but anon-kun~...
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>>157509402
I too wish such dreams. I want to one day become data and have an infinite digital world that I can manipulate as I see fit.
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>>157509504
>dat filename
welp i lost it
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>>157509504
You're cool, you still LOOK like you have pupils.

Those soulless solid colored orbs, though. Fuckin' terrifying stuff.
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File deleted.
This thread... I like it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTMcfZtXuwU
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>>157509578
>onii-chan can I watch you play vidya
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>>157509578
d-dont m-mind m-me anononon
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>>157509504
>cover the mantis's pupils
>suddenly it becomes completely horrifying
...huh
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>>157509619

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mUSjZdZ1lc
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>>157509634
Okay, that's still slightly cute. Prob'ly because of the contrast of colors.
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Shit, people are posting mantises? I'll take any flimsy excuse to post the music video for one of my favorite songs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymh13G8YgQE

Shame about the quality, I know.
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>>157509424
Nah, a merchant travels more often and even though i have a major boner over aliens, knowing the culture and experiencing it is just as much fun.

Even though being a druid would be much more easier to get laid.
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>>157509765
>not just admitting mantids are kawaii as fuck

step up senpai
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>>157509781
Sounds like broken Aphex Twin.
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I've had somewhat of a crush on Reimu since I was about 15. I'm 22 now, and for some reason I can't honestly see myself being able to enjoy a romantic relationship with anyone that isn't her.

I know, I've tried.
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>>157509830
Yeah, the Pseudopupils help out with that.

ants and bees are completely terrifying though
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>>157509830
That is absolutely beautiful coloring. Fuck those eyes though.
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>>157505568
Alyx Vance yo
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>>157504857
fucking asshole i'm on episode 2
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>>157510017
come on man

what do you want from me
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Aigis.
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>>157505659
I cried so hard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPql-77hP_w
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>>157510086

In my head I am imagining that fucker with a raspy voice and offering to sell me information / drugs.
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>>157510086
Coolest motherfucker ever. An alien designed after this would forever be a bro.
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>>157510402
>female three keens
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>>157510437
mantids look pretty cool yeah
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>>157510437

Give that fucker a cloak and give him the merchant from Resident Evil 4's voice.

Coolest mother fucker ever.
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>>157510440
>not having a demure and kind-hearted thri-kreen waifu
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>>157505568
when I played majora's mask, I remember I had a little crush on that loli from the farm.
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>>157510594
>waifu
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>>157510593
Fucking this.
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>>157508218
>>157508249

so that's what is was all about.

WITH MY DRILL I WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS
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>>157505815

>robophile
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>>157508702
can't be explained. you'd have to play mass effect
and also be "open" to it.

i guess not ever having a girlfrend past or present
and being an foreveralone also helps
but then agian cause of me3 i just would not recomed it

also>>157508723
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>>157510594
>MFW after a year on /v/ I suddenly found myself attracted to Anthropomorphic Mantids
>And Reptiles
>And Sharks
>And Whales
>And Xenos
>And Felines and Avians, if I'm in the mood
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>>157510954

There is a firm difference between a Furry and getting a hard on for anthros bro.

Furries are the fucksticks that make their fetish a defining part of their very being, and that is why we hate them.
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>Your face when your waifu is the muslim of the universe.
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>>157507184
mah nigga
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>>157510954
You forgot planes.
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>>157511059
I like you

I think furries are a disgrace on this face of this earth since they rub their lifestyle in front of everyone and expect them to be okay with it.

I for one, would not turn down sex with an alien or anthro if the chance came up and I know it is weird.
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>>157511230
oh yeah

that


i'd totally play metroid x pilotwings, fuck that starfox/f-zero noise i'm hearing
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>>157511450
Oh, /v/.

>titfuck samusplane
>BRTBTBRTBBRBRTBRHGUBRHURBGBRBTBGBRTBBRTBRBTBRTBBTRTRBTRTPLANENOISEBTRBRTBRTBBRTBRTBRBTBRTBR
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>>157511764
>>157511450

*fap*fap*fap*
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>>157511764
Welp, that's new.
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>>157511764
>that neck
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I can't find any good fan art of mai waifu
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>>157512002
>>157511450
>>157511764

I wonder where it came from? The appeal, I mean.

Did they touch a plane once with their crotch by accident, somehow? And then they were THE ONE?
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>>157509619
Oh my fucking god. Youre not going to believe what just happened. So I clicked the link and had foobar on at the same time.

This happened http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DBTMcfZtXuwU&start1=
47&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dbkysjcs5vFU&start2=47&authorName=me
ahwahwah

My sides are no more.
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What is love?
>>
Someone post Justin.
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>>157512368
>you will never feel a male thri-kreens aedeagus sliding deep into your rectum as he pins you to the ground with all four arms and chatters something primal into your ear
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>>157512260

>Implying you wouldn't gladly stick your dick in a GAU-8.
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>>157512171
I can't be assed to find where I put my planetits, but there was this series of anthropomorphized planes that look nearly identical to sharktits so /v/ caught on. That's basically it.

I don't know why someone was that obsessed with anthro planes in the first place, though.
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>>157508583
not sure if troll, or pathetic but Biffy Clyro are awesome
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She is not from a video game.
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>>157512447
>You will never play a Metroid H-Game where Samus has had her consciousness uploaded into the body of an anthropomorphic plane after a mission goes horribly wrong and her body has to be frozen by the Galactic Federation, clumsily trying to get used to her new body aided by other plane-people that were also selected for the program, including her gunship

wait are we talking about the same thing here
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>>157512760
no
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>>157510738

was waiting over 100 posts for this
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>>157512836
got any more bug-dudes
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No, I have no crushes on vidya characters.

They're not real and there's something wrong with you if you love a 2D image.
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>>157512969
Cicadas sleep for 17 years in their larval state before emerging as adults and fucking anything that moves in the brief amount of time they have to mate before they die.

Bend over.
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>>157513001
normalfags go home
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not really anymore, but back then ...

man i feel old
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>>157513258
2DPD pls go
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>>157513076
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Sexually too.
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>>157513001
A pound of flesh matters that much to you?
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>>157513348
>having a boner for an insect

This I really don't understand. They don't have any even vaguely human features. How can it be attractive? Your mind is designed to give you a boner when you see a naked human, not a naked bug.
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>>157513642
Fetishes, I aint gotta explain shit
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>>157513102
I hated how they made him hit on you in ME3. One second you're talking about steaks with him, the next he's all "Hey Shepard do you wanna see my balls?".

That part totally creeped me out.
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>>157513693
Dude, do you know what a transformation fetish is?

Turns out that some people get boners from the sight of people's humanity slowly being slowly stripped away and replaced with said insectoid features.

In retrospect, naked bugs isn't all that weird.
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>>157513827
Well, sometimes they transform into an animal or amphibian or something else, not always bugs.
If you want to talk about weird shit, I get a boner from vore. Don't ask why, I can't explain. I can pin some blame on the first scene from Men in Black 2.
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Didn't even play any Crash games. Was the only only person who never owned a console. I would usually play Crash racing game at my friend's house.

>one time friend asks why i play as Coco all the time
>"Because i'm always the last to pick the character"
>Say i can be any character i want and let me pick first
>Go for Coco
>all this spaghetti
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>>157512447
>>157512836
>>157513076
Just woke up and see this? Fucking best way to wake up.
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>>157514447
What gave you that impression?
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>>157513693
>a fetish makes you ignore basic human reproduction

No.
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>>157514192

You missed

>>157509908
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>>157514541
And not purely based on how many times I've said I'm ghey

For shame.

>>157514579
Thank you kind sir.
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>>157514447
>>157514728
>bugs with tits
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>>157503779

>a visual novel about crippled girls makes /v/ become more 'normal'

The irony of it all is great, not saying KS is the best thing ever but it is a great entry level VN.
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>>157513642
Don't know why. I still fuck like a normalfag though. Just a fetish i guess.
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>>157514878
I guess you're right. Besides it's not like I'm coming here with a trip to look for people to fool around with.
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>>157514936
Yes.
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Freya Crescent from FFIX.
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no but I will
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>Develop Lucy Liu bot
>Grow babies through surrogate mothers

Anything wrong with this universe? Now everyone can have their custom built waifus
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>>157515023
oh god otters
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>>157515105

Otters are vicious beasts and you should fucking hate them.

Not even joking, they often kills females when mating, either by drowning them while the males get their kicks off or from the unchecked bleeding / infection from where the males repeatedly bite their snout / face with full force.

Young otter males often purposefully use Baby seals as stand ins for female otters when they can't attract a mate.

Why is nature so filled with horrible rape?
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>>157515235
>alien bara
M-More?
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>>157509908
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>I love you. With all my heart

;_;
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>>157515235
>insect
well that's good
>dick
ah even better, tired of all this vagi-
>hair
then whats the point of it being an insect in the first place
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>>157515369
Some insects actually do have hair, it should be a question of why is the penis so human? GOD WHO CARES ANYWAY?
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Fuck, man. I thought I had problems.
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>>157515369
>implying arthropods don't have hairlike tissues
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>>157515326

That's not a face of regret.

That's the face of wondering what the fuck happened.
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My first wife
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>>157515865

>Neon blue cum

AHahahaa, who fucking thinks like that?
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>>157516081
Narse.
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>>157516096
Well, I get it. When he made that his mind was still a little wrecked.
get it because his bf died in a car crash
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>>157516282
And then he remembered him by dedicating a new Bad Dragon drawing to him.

No, really.
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>>157516282
>wrecked
>car crash

you sly devil you
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>>157502416 (OP)
Tali, but sexually. Just because of DAT ASS. Damn, I would fuck the shit out of her in every elevator on the Citadel. Btw, is there a way to do it in the first ME? Not literally in elevator, of course.
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>>157516405
Theres something about this I just hate.
It's something about that neck. Seems too damn thick and too damn long compared to that tiny flat head.
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>>157517397
I kinda don't like it,reminds me too much of ME3.
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I always thought waifu fags were dumb. Then I "played" KS.

Rin will forever be my waifu...
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>>157515865
Toothpaste cum.
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>>157518174
I still think they are dumb.

And I've not played it.

I don't really want to, I'm afraid I'll become one.
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>>157505568
OoT Zelda
I still can't love anyone who hasn't blonde hairs and blue eyes. Fucking Zelda.
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Where'd the bugs go?
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Waifu threads aren't allowed, and neither is gay ass porn
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both actually op
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>>157506560
yeah but they don't, so....

I want MEG to leave.
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Viconia
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>>157519226
I always thought the prawn were cute.

The Vortigaunts...not so much.
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>>157508530
He is the one man that I would go gay for.
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Protip: none of you have been deeply in love
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>no Samus r34
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Why, yes, OP.
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>>157519980
That movie was pretty sad really. Lots of social issues were hinted at in that.
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>Her first game was released on my birthday, I got it for a present
>I felt a strange connection to her, never happened before
>Two years later on the sequel, my feelings never subsided
>Finally realized that I was in love
>My heart wretched with what happened with her in Sonic 2006, even after acknowledging its bad, non-canon writing.
>Refuse to even bother with girls because I was devoted to her
>Constant, fierce depression knowing the fact that she doesn't actually exist here. Even suicidal thoughts.
>Justfied continuing life because she would never do something that stupid
>Feel repulsed by any porn of her; have never really felt sexually towards her
>Find happiness just seeing her happy in-game
>Have an incredibly realistic dream of being with her, one day, just embracing loving each other near a tree, watching the sunset. I cried for an hour after waking up.
>Cut to today, I'm almost 20, and my feelings are unchanged
>Have tried telling therapists I've seen, always chicken out in fear
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>>157520313
yep, well done also. making the aliens more human than most humans in the movie.

more vidya aliens for those seeking

running low though i dont keep much porn
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>>157520313
no shit captain
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>>157520530
>love

kid, you got a lot to learn about the world
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>>157520530
I know the thread's probably dead now, but I felt like I needed to say it. Thank you, anonymous posting.
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>>157520530

You have PROBLEMS if you're being serious.
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>>157505249
How could you not love this girl?

Who else in all of the history of videogames bakes you a pie?
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>>157520313
I think it was a nice take on the interaction with aliens genre, which has been dominated by films that display aliens as these hyper intelligent, powerful beings who will fuck us up, kill and enslave us.

Lo and behold, the movie showed how abusive humans would probably be likewise. The prawns were advanced, but they were for the most part just the general work-force/space hobos.

That fucking end sequence, god damn.
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>>157520701
I got my own but I'm sick of posting the same thing over and over when it's relevant. I seriously need more stuff.
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>>157520692

That's gross as fuck.

That whole movie didn't make any sense to begin with. That kind of major shit going down in Africa and other countries pay no attention? What the fuck?
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>>157508808
Why does she have eyebrows?
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>>157520953
Keep hatin'.
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Sure have
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>>157521104
>dem teeth

what the fuck
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I'm such a disgusting piece of shit.
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>>157521162
Her teeth aren't really like that
But I still find it cute
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Berri from Conker's Bad Fur Day.. It.. I hate furfags but just.. you don't understand. I damn nearly cried at my heartbreak with the disappointment of Conker: Live and Reloaded and learning that the voice of Conker quit. You don't UNDERSTAND. ;_;

Lilly from The Walking Dead... My heart sank when she shot Carly. I was so disappointed in her.
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>>157521345
It drives me nuts that people think the ring around the Tourian's neck is part of their body, and not realizing it's part of the armor they wear...
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I'd let her use me as her toilet
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>>157521568
Wouldn't that like, kill you?

She's like, heuge.
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>>157520923
The prawns were other aliens turned prawns, used as slaves. CJ who had preserved his intelligence somehow (different species) helped them to escape.

There is the dominating psycho alien master race in that film, it just isn't shown. I have the art book and it has few pages of concepts for these "slave masters"
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>>157521729
Well I mean
I probably wouldn't be able to ingest it all if that's what you're hinting at
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;_; Janitor is awake.
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>>157520953
>what was MNU?
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I really liked Pascal from Tales of Graces. Something about her being so happy all the time man.. It made me feel good.
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>>157521808
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>>157521753
>D9 official art
fuck yes! got any scans? I saw some of the earlier variants for the prawns, I find the hobo cthulhu ones most amusing
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>>157521753
I honestly wouldnt like that arc even if it makes sense. Why does bio-fuel turn you into a bug/shrimp and you're offspring also turn into bug/shrimp?
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>>157502416 (OP)
God damnit Tali.
>Nevertheless, I'd be honored to link suits with you, Shepard.
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>>157522245
>MFW I realize Priscilla will never use me as a full body dildo.
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>>157522453
Cthulu looks pretty damn awesome. I wished more people did cthulu aliens
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>>157509137
>>157509175
GIMME YO DICK!!!!
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>>157521470
yeah that makes me absolutely crazy
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>>157502416 (OP)

>(Not sexually)

I don't understand.
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>>157522594
If it's to any consolation, there's a /vg/ drawfag drawing a small comic about Priscilla using Jeremiahs' hat as an anal dildo. he scrapped the first revision and is re-doing it.
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