Hey guys, God here. I'm taking bug reports for the next patch.
You seem to have forgotten to add a penis to women.Do fix that.
We need more moderators, innocents are being killed and people act like retards all the time.Also, I seem to get stuck on door handles with my pants, and then I can't move.Although this is a small glitch it is very annoying, especially when being chased.
Ebola is imba as fuck
Enable respawn you useless fucker
Population needs some culling.
Nerf kikes
Asians need more buffs.
A really annoying issue is that people who play the Douchebag class gain a luck bonusAlso The Time machine needs a level 3012, please correct to 2050
we need dubs back
Reduce the spaghetti drop-rate for neckbeardspls
G-Man, we need a HP buff. Also, we only get like 75 turns, 100 if we're lucky. Hook it up.
blacks steal buff is way to highalso "blame" modifiers of being male and being white shouldn't stack
>>149350740plz make tripfags have humor
A glitch has made it impossible to obtain girlfriend making it impossible to continue the relationships storyline. It's a fairly common issue, especially on PC.
Respawn timer is bugged badly. Hell, even jesus had to wait 3 days before he respawned.
>>149351036This is a hardcore server noob and Jesus was a hacker
Mr. God sir the skin on my fucking dick doesn't come over the head.I don't know what's wrong.Please fix this shit immediately.;-;
Getting into lucid dreaming is too fucking hard. Dumb it down please.
There seems to be a bug where the A.I. of characters of 60 rounds or older is experiencing heavy memory leak.
>>149351193casual
>>149351090>this is what Goddrones actually believe
Nerf Asians, the chinese dominate our schools and now they are dominating at sport too. Clearly they are too op
Feminist character class is overpowered and needs to be fixed. One recently got 100+grand to whine about video games when that money could have been used to give real help to tons of people who actually need it. Honestly, if you just remove the White Knight build for male characters, the problem would probably sort itself out.
The internet keeps going on about this "straight white male privilege" buff but I think mine is broken because I work a dead-end job and I'm poor as shit.
There are too many bonuses given to minority classesAnd the "offensive" debuff is being overused and to make things worse it stacks on White people
>>149351036Jesus never respawned, it was just a troll using a similar name. The avatar wasn't even the same, casuals will fall for anything.
When will we get to actually create our characters instead of this random generation bullshit?
can we have a timeskip please? I'm getting tired of this era
This thread
>mfw this thread
Mfw this thread
The female gender is getting out of control mate.
Chloroform skill needs a buff, I spent weeks planning a successful kidnap and rape but the little bitch woke up when I was up to the hilt in asshole. Obviously I had to end the instance via the usual method (a hammer) but now I have chunks of 10 year old skull and teeth embedded in my kitchen floor. Also she shat all over me in the throes of death. I'd like to know how you plan on compensating me for the time wasted - as a loyal customer, I think it's the least I deserve.Also, the drop rate is fucked - 27p and a sweet wrapper for a mark of that difficulty? Come on. Once upon a time I'd at least get some sweet Pokemon cards.
>>149351998Your post was so edgy I cut myself.Be careful, yo.
>>149351998this x100
Fix the weapons jam bug. Really effed my attempt to high score.
>>149351998That sucks, man. I made a note to fix it and added infinite lolis to your account's endgame.
How about trying to attract some real players to the game rather than just adding more bots? There's over 6 billion of them. yfw you've actually thought about everyone else being a robot before
You need to nerf explosions. That 9/11 attack was OP as fuck.
>>149352312Well that must've felt bat, man.
my hand keeps clipping through water fountains
>>149352597Fuck you, high-risk-high-reward all the way. Although I think suicide attacks are pretty much just griefing, we need some anti-grief systems in place
>>149351913This.Heck, they can even get out of kitchen
- Israel is a fucking hacker. It somehow survived waves of butthurt Arabs and it actually got stronger. Ban that noob.- Please remove or fix cancer. It just seems too random and too OP.- We were promised laser guns, time machines, interstellar travel and funny talking robots ages ago. WTF God, stop jerking off to Mary porn and get that shit done.
>>149352597
>>149351123I was circumcised due to this a week ago.Man up.
>>149352627
Niggers respawn too quickly and need an INT buff.Premium players are able to scam poorer, inexperienced players and evade in-game taxes.And the in-game currency isn't backed by anything and could become worthless at a moment's notice.There are too many "No PvP areas" where rogue characters can still bring weapons, but regular players are still unarmed and helpless.Subscription fee is still too high.
>>149352820Well that was sort of a last resort sort of thing.. but it looks like it's going that way.
>>149351998Wait, they removed Pokemon cards? Are you serious? I'm unsubscribing.