>>146589619

Snake, unless he didn't remember the basics of CQC combat then Jensen

>>146589619

>Open Field

Are you a fucking retard? Jensen

JENSEN CAN TURN HIS ARM INTO A FUCKING BAT/SWORD
HOW IS THERE ANY ARGUMENT WHATSOEVER

>>146589619
Jensen. Boss is the superior character though.

Who cares loser, I haven't even played those games, therefore, they are both shit.

Snaku

jensen has more tech and fire power so hed win on an open flat surface because snake would no where to hide

>ITT, everyone born 1997 or earlier votes Adam because they were too young to buy Snake Eater

You fags will argue about anything

>all camo
>on an open field
How the fuck is that going to help?

Big Boss doesn't need batteries to choke a bitch, Big Boss wins.

>>146589889
>>146589920
You guys are idiots. CQC couldn't even work on Jensen, he has fucking robot arms.

>>146589909
He can snake around on the ground.

>>146589889
>1997 or earlier

What?

I take it stealth camo doesn't count?

>>146589889
Or they weren't console faggots.

snake would capture malik and take her hostage. jensen would have to give himself in because he is in love with her. then snake would torture jensen to deatj

Snake got his fucking arms and legs broken several times by the fucking Boss.

Come on.

Jensen will fail to kill Snake for the same reason Ocelot did. He's gay for Big Boss.

>>146589795
Jensen can't even open a locked door.

>>146589889
>>ITT, everyone born 1997 or earlier votes Adam because they were too young to buy Snake Eater
>or earlier
>earlier
>too young

>>146589889
>born 1997 or earlier votes Adam because they were too young to buy Snake
>born earlier
>earlier

Nigger you just went full retard

>>146589889

No, plain logic.

Adam is obviously going to win this one.

If it was set in let's say a forest, Snake have his chance.

>implying you can cqc someone someone with robotic arms

Jensen wins.

>Jensen can literally shoot bombs out of his ass
>No cover
>Air support
That isn't fucking fair

>flat open field.
>nullify all potential for stealth.
>destroys the point of having camo.
>no cover to avoid being gunned down by Malik.

Jensen.

Jensen wrecks Snakes shit in every way possible.

>>146589619
>Open field
>Man vs Cyborg
Could the weapons from bosses era even harm Jensen?

snake uses a chaff grenade and then punch-kick-punches jensen until his life bar is 0

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>>146590021
I don't think that would work out well for him. Jensen goes ssj when his beloved Malik is in danger.

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>ALL camo
you lose, fucker

>people have actually said Snake

The real question is Big Boss or JC A BOMB Denton

>Boss kicks snake's shit in on numerous occasions

>Up against a man who's limbs weigh about as much as a fucking car each

>plain field
>Jensen uses his eye aug, spots him immediately
>Snake tries to kill him before he reacts
>Too bad fucker, jensen is now invisible
>The boss is now wondering where that metal head went
>He appears behind him and Boss dies with 2 blades in his belly

Jensen aoy

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>this whole thread

Big Boss wins because he can shoot down Malik, then fight Jensen. Eventually Jensen will run out of batteries and weapons and Big Boss will win.

Who would win, Mario or Goku guys
Mario is tied to a chair and Goku is SSJ lvl 40

This is a fair fight

>>146589795
Big boss/snake has fought:
An invisible spider man
The best sniper
A jetpack using flamethrower wielding cosmonaut
A ghost
The mother of special forces
A fucking robot tank

Jensen fought:
A redneck
Rihanna
Sand nigger
Some asian chick

Sorry, I love Jensen too but Snake's got this.

When are you fags going to stop making these shitty threads?

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>>146589619

>Open field
>All Augs maxed

Yeah, Big Boss is gonna get raped. Not a fair fight. Snake/Boss' strengths don't lie in his direct combat capabilities.

>hurr durr jensen cuz he has augmentations xDDDDD o_O

Now tell me, how the fuck could jensen kill snake if he can't see him?

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>>146590339
>heat vision goggles
>snake laughs at this new technology proceeds to wreck jensens shit cuz he dies in 2 hits on give me deus ex.

Jensen:
>literal invisibility
>ability to see through walls
>can break down walls with a single punch
>shoots fucking bombs out of his shoulders
>has retractable swordarms in addition to guns

Snake Eater:
>CQC, but so can Jensen
>camo, but playing field doesn't work for that approach

No matter what way you slice it, Snake's fucked. If there were some walls or something he might have half a chance.

Guys, Jensen's augs last like 5 seconds. Big Boss can avoid Jensen for 5 seconds then CQC his ass while Jensen is recharging.

Snake.
CQC was made on purpose to deal with guys like Jensen.
Although Jensen can spring his blades both through the back of his arm and front of his arm... That would potentially rid Snake's CQC defenseless. And he also has that Typhoon system.
But fuck, Snake fought a fucking Shagohod, that's a tank with rockets in the back for propelling.
He fucking fought a lightning rod that could conduct 10 million volts, that's right, 10 million volts of electricity.
He fought and won agaisnt The Pain, The Fear, The Fury, The End and The Joy.
He fought countless foes.
Snake will find another way to win this battle.

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Maybe Vamp could win against Jensen, but there's no way a normal human could beat him in a 1v1.

All Big Boss would have to do is throw a chaff grenade.

>>146590339
>the boss

>>146590301
>That concept art for Hong Kong
Be right back, replayind doosex

>>146590726

>Big Boss uses a Chaff Grenade or EMP
>Jensen's hips move on their own!
>Big Boss wins.

David Serif: ADAM, I CANT HAVE YOU LOSING TRACK IN THESE POINTLESS BATTLES, IT WON'T LOOK GOOD FOR PR. THATS AN ORDER

>>146590534
It's a perfectly flat, open field, you bumblecunt.

Oh right, I got trolled didn't I? OP specifically made it one-sided in favour of Jensen and now he's turbo-samefagging in favour of Snake to stir up some shitposting. Well yeah nah, i'm gonna go play videogam.

>>146590726
/thread

They would fight for an hour, give up, and then become bros for life

They would also have a threesome with malik at some point.

>>146590714
Oh shit, we are talking about Snake and not Big Boss.
I still vote for Snake.

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>Snake has beaten giant mechs and supernatural soldiers and supernatural giant mech soldiers
>Somehow wouldn't wipe the floor with Jensen

>>146591031
I'm not quite sure.

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>>146590973
>but DAAAAVIIIIIIIIIIID

DOES SNAKE REMEMBER THE BASICS OF CQC?

>>146590694
>CQCing robot arms

>>146590968

OP stated that Jensen's got all augs maxed, including EMP immunity + flashbang cancelling.

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>call air attack
>turn shields on
>wait
and i didn't even like deus ex:horrible story edition.

>>146590509

Would you rather have another "that feel when no gf ;_;" thread?

>>146590694
with max energy upgrades they recharge in like 5 seconds to

and remember Jensen has an assault rifle with HOMING BULLETS which he can aim using a see invisible/through walls sight

Chaff grenade then headshot. Easy Big Boss victory.

This wouldn't even be a contest

They'd both get snipers because it's a flat open field, then Snake will kill Jensen because Jensen is wearing all fucking black and Snake actually has camouflage.

It'll literally turn into a battle of who can see the other person first, and Snake has a ridiculously huge advantage. I mean sure Jensen can go invisible for what, 10 seconds max? Unless he has a huge supply of candy bars sitting around he wont even see it coming.

Jensen has a ridiculous advantage in this fight. Open terrain eliminates Big Boss's camouflage and Malik can just gun him down from the air.

Take out Malik and put it in some sort of varied terrain and we'll call it a fair fight.

>>146591042
>Snake has beaten giant mechs and supernatural soldiers and supernatural mech soldiers in an open field on flat surface for miles

>>146591162
jensen can spot enemies pretty much instantly no matter their cover thanks to aug

also air support

Chaff grenade from Snake. Snake wins..

>>146590968

>Augs maxed
>Jensen have EMP protection

Do you even read?

>>146591256
would that even work on a fully augmented jensen?

>>146591256
All augs, EMP's etc. don't effect him.

>>146591156
Chaff grenade wouldn't even be protected by Jensen's fancy anti-EMP aug.
I think we might be reaching something over here.

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>>146591018

>>146591369
how exactly do they work?

>>146591169
Big Boss took out the Shagohod and much more (I don't remember Portable Ops and I barely played Peace Walker) and Solid Snake took out a tank with grenades and single handedly destroyed a hind.

>>146591253
Jensen's eye augmentations have range.
In a sniper battle, it would be useless.

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Changed the setting to OP's pic to make it a bit more fair.

Jensen obviously. Snake has the skill and knowledge but technology but the open field and Jensen's tech has him beat.

>>146591361
>Chaff grenade
>EMP
It's stripes of aluminum.
It fucks up radar and robotic systems.
It's basically a jammer. Since there aren't any scrambler grenades in HR, I'm guessing those aren't covered.

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>>146591183
>implying MGS3 and 4 weren't almost entirely sneaking on the ground in open areas while staring at Snake's ass crack

>>146591369

His EMP aug allows him to literally walk on exposed high voltage surfaces without any issues. The most it would do is disable his radar, which he wouldn't need in a flat open field

>>146591535
not his crosshair turning red

and the air support he has would be to op since malik can just bomb the shit out of any opponent if she wants

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dumpin tiem

>>146591598
Big Boss wins.

Jensen is strong, but Big Boss is overpowered.

Snake's like the fucking Batman of video games, only instead of prep time it's adaptation, and instead of gadgets it's "whatever he can currently find".

Jensen would put up a serious fight, but Snake would ultimately wind. With all weapons, Snake is more versatile, with infinite ammo, he is unstoppable, with all camo it just gets silly.

Jensen's heavymachinegun/plasma cannon doesn't mean shit when Snake is wearing that one camo that is the prototype of Solid Snake's sneaking suit.

>>146591369
See
>>146591607

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>snake and jensen see eachother on the field
>jensen attempts to win the battle via talking him down
>the CASIE is inneffective
>the cqc battle begins
>snake is stabbed in the arm
>codec chimes in
>try to remember some of the basics of cqc
>it begins
>jensen gets disarmed and his shit is slapped all over the field
>judo grabs all over the damn place
>jensen runs out of energy he reaches for his candy bar
>snake disarms again
>slits the lil bitches throat
>proceeds to eat the candy bar
>mm TASTY

>>146591607
since his control augs are all subdermal I doubt it'd do much to jensen

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Hey guys what's goin' on in here?

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>>146591612
>he can't cant look at men without sexualising them

>>146589619
Basically you're asking us how long do you think jensen would last before Big Boss killed him?

Adam Jensen is to Snake what Barrett is to Jensen on a non-lethal stealth run.

>>146591742
I forgot about that fact.
Hmm...

>>146591765

Get out of here you teleporting fagnut.

>>146590327
>Big Boss
Fucking Naked Snake is right on OP's image, it's the same guy.

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>>146591741
Could Snake disarm Jensen's arm?

>>146591741
I doubt he could even do anything to jensen since you know, he can punch through walls and kill a man 50 feet away with a vending machine by throwing it


augments would make him way to strong to approach in melee. Furthermore jensen wouldn't even need to do any melee move shit, just activate typhoon when anyone gets in range and its game over

>>146591981
With Snake's reflexes, I bet he could quickly block the blade and use a fork to jam the God damn thing.
If I learned anything from the original Deus Ex is that mechanical augs are always jamming and are somewhat unreliable.

>>146589889
>I am a fanboy therefore I am a faggot

Jensen wins due to superior technology and fucking air support. Doesn't matter if SNAKE EATAH is the master of CQC if Jensen just typhoons his ass.

>>146591489
>Took out Shagohod
A half broken Shagohod with Eva supporting him
>Blew up a tank with grenades
With cover
>Blew up a hind
Again, with plenty of cover

Out in the open, he couldn't do shit against an augumented superhuman without weaknesses and an airship barrelling down on him.

>Support from malik
>Who has concussion grenade launchers and can fly and survive a direct hit from an RPG.

"hey malik find the person hiding in ths field with your infared/heat sensors and knock them out. THen ill go shoot them in the back of the head"

Done.

Jensen has CoD like bullet resistance and Big Boss has a big health bar.

Plus Big Boss has RPGs and LMGs and is very accurate.

Sorry Jensen. MGS3 arsenal > DEHR arsenal

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>>146592035

>>146591741

You're forgetting the part where Jensen turns on Typhoon and Snake gets turned into ground beef. Jensen is not stupid, if he knew anything about Snake, he'd never go for a completely unarmed hand-to-hand fight.

Hold on, Jensen has the thermal cloaking and silent movement andSnake has no sense of smell (actually stated in the game) so it would be nigh impossible for him to detect Jensen with Augs all maxed.

Jensen wins this, come back with a fairer scenario.

>>146591936
>sample in the filename
OH COME THE FUCK ON

>>146590327
JC.

>>146590725
big boss isn't a regular human :3

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>>146592006
>implying Snake wasn't capable of kicking Volgin's unexpainable lightning power's ass
>implying Jensen would see Snake when fully covered in Octo-Camo/Fear's camoflauge and wouldn't just execute him if he didn't want to CQC

Big Boss would either mow Jensen down with the Patriot counteract his takedowns with CQC and then shoot him.
Jensen has, at best, 200 heath and no invincibility frames. Boss has invincibility frames, so even if Jensen were to out CQC Big Boss, he'd have to wait until he got up again. If there was cover it would be even worse, Jensen can die from a single grenade.
Anyone who says Jensen is an idiot, or hasn't played either games.

>>146592179
see
>>146591598

>>146592176
your forgetting the furys camo or hell even the sneaking suit half damage does wonders or he could just roll out of the way

>>146592096
those blades are nanosharpened or some shit like that so unless he's got a diamond shield he aint stopping them

furthermore Typhoon

>>146592209
This. Sorry Big Boss, but JC doesn't afraid of anything and has wacky laser nanite swords and augs that make him fucking overpowered and can heal cancer in a snap of a finger.

Also, if Jensen gets Malik, Snake gets Eva. It's only fair.

>>146591774
You try staring at a man's finely chiseled ass for long periods of time.

>jensen scans for snake
>sprints towards him
>bullets bounce off his subdermal plating
>typhoon

jensen

>>146592006

Imagine the Namir fight. Except, whenever you try to do that cheap ass punching thing, Namir reverses it and throws your ass.

Now, give him the stealth capabilities of that one bitch, and about twenty different weapons that ALL do a shitload of damage.

That's what it'd be like fighting Snake. Remember that Jensen dies extremely fast against concentrated fire from anyone, at every difficulty except Tell Me A Story.

He stands a chance, but Snake is way more versatile.

>>146592345
fully upgraded typhoon takes out boxguard robots

nothing human in the neighborhood could survive

>>146592117
/thread

Snake can survive a battlemech hitting him with missiles and rayguns.

Jensen dies in about 3 bullets.

>>146590427
this. jensen might have better equipment but when have you seen him use it on more than common thugs? big boss has infinitely more experience taking on tough enemies

>>146592410
>gets eva
>I'M HUNNNGRYYYY
>SLOOOW DOWWWWWWN
Stealth ruined.

>>146592103
Chaff grenades bitch, suddenly Jensen is just a big frozen hunk of metal.

Fully upgraded Typhoon yes.

But nobody ever said if Jensen has ammo for it.

>>146592453
except namir is augmented

if jensen opens up his blades theres very little any non-augmented human can do against that

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BRO OPTION

>>146592551
You are fucking retarded. Do you know what chaff is? I don't think you do.

I'd watch a deadliest warrior season all about vidya

>>146592551
his controls are subdermal, chaff doesn't work

>>146592536
Eva is on her motorbike and isn't hurt.
She gets to keep her Mauser and her infinite ammo/life supplies.

>>146592489
>snake uses up all of his rations untill the typhoon is used up

>All augs
>Jensen uses Typhoon

What now, faggot?

Wait, all camo includes the OP boss camo. Big Boss could just wear the sorrow one and make Jensen cry bitch tears.

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>>146589619
>Chaft grenade
>Cqc+neck snap.
Done.

>>146592593

Do you remember the fight against Volgin?

It's the main reason I still maintain that Snake wins.

>>146592565

>all weapons collected

that includes Typhoon

>>146592526
military robots, multi-billion dollar cyborgs, stuff like that

>>146592707
>Jensen activates his arm blades or Typhoon
>Snake dodges it with a roll
>Snake can no longer rely on CQC

>>146589619
Wouldnt a fairer fight be Jensen vs Raiden? Considering theyre both augies

Why the hell is it open field? That's like saying "HEY GUYS WHO'D WIN IN A CLOSE QUARTER COMBAT FIGHT A GUY WITH A SNIPER OR A MINI GUN?!"
Even then I'd say Snake. Sure we've only seen him in stealth, but he was trained for all types of combat.

>>146592641
Yes, it should just jam radar really. But they also render the cyborg ninja pretty much useless if you hit him with them, and he's the closest equivalent to Jensen in MGS, sooo.

>>146592749

Typhoon is an aug.

Can you upgrade it without even having ammo in the game. I think that's the case.

>Implying Snake hasn't take out stronger weirdos.

>Snake uses The Pain's camo
>Swarm of bees overtake Jensen
>Nothing beats bees

>>146592847
No.
Raiden is a sponge.
Jensen is still human.

All these faggots saying "Chaff Grenade". You silly cunts. Jensen is immune to that shit. Have you not read "All Augs"?

Get on my DOOSEX level. Come up me, bro.

Jensen can strafe while shooting.

Jensen wins.

>>146591169
No he doesn't snake still has a camo for open fields whether its olive drab or choco chip. Olive drab for a grassy open field and choco chip for an american midwest desert open field. Jensens all black and inability to go prone will make him stand out like a sore thumb.

>>146592525
>malik
hnnnnng

>>146590534
Jensen can go invisible too.

your move

>>146592847
Raiden would stomp Jensen, no contest. The dude shits lightning and can cut tanks in half with his feet. He's on an entirely different level.

>>146592918
Oh God.
I can imagine the bees or hornets or wasps or whatever the fuck those things are swarming Jensen.

>>146592871
I'd doubt the grenade would work as intended

and if jensen sees a grenade he can just answer by throwing a couple gas grenades in the immediate area

Troll thread

>>146592846
Chaft grenade solves that problem.
plus Snake doesn't need candy bars to keep his stealth camo running.

If this was in any building, Snake would have less of a chance
>Plasma Rifle
>Invisiblity
>The Plasma Rifle can shoot and damage enemies THROUGH WALLS, or was it the laser rifle.
Eitherway one gun can shoot through walls
>He can see through walls.

>>146592918
Does anyone have the Hulk vs his weight in Bees pic?

Hold on, are we rolling with instant camo change and instant ration use?

>>146592973

L1. Snake can do that too.

>Jensen can turn invisible
>Snake's camo is fucking useless on a flat open plain
>goddamn homing bullets

>>146593006
You're forgetting
>For 7 seconds

>>146593006

Jensen can only be invisible for as long as his energy bars last. Snake just puts on camo and waits for it to run out.

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>>146592918
You were lucky, we'll meet again!

>>146593045
Meta thread.
Learn the difference idiot.

>>146592887

You technically could do that, but that's even more retarded than leveling Env. Resistance in the first game.

Big Boss. He's fought and beat weirder shit.

>the fight is just after he kills the boss
>hes pissed off and dont want no trabble
>this fag in a trenchcoat shows up talkin shit
i know whos gonna win.

>>146593053
All. Augs.

Jensen is fucking immune to Chaff Grenades.

>>146593153
jensen can see invisible people with an aug that takes like an hour to run out

Boss has fought worse

>>146593178
>Implying leveling it up 1 or 2 levels wasn't helpful as fuck occasionaly

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>>146593116
>He didn't get stealth camo.

Jenson has weaponry from 2033 and a mechanical exosxeleton. I love MGS3, but Cold war era weaponry just aint gonna cut it

>>146593178

Well sorry. OP's pic doesn't specify retarded issues. He is very clear about it.

No typhoon ammo.

>>146593178
well you could have been leveling swimming in the first game

Big Boss vs. The Flash

>>146593153
Jensen has the targeting augmentation doesn't he? Camo doesn't block that.

>>146593278
>2033
Also, the fucking Patriot nigger.

>>146593280
all weapons collected

for game purpose the typhoon ammo counts as a weapon

>>146593302
This is the worst thing I've ever seen.

>>146593278
So if I shot you with a pistol from the 60s you wouldn't die?

Let's consider it step by step.
From Snake's pov, this would be like fighting a regular unarmored mook with stealth camo, immunity to gas weapons, has a instakill laser rifle, has thermal/x-ray vision, can punch through walls, can jump super high, and can only run for a few seconds. One grenade or rifle burst could end Jensen, but it would be a pretty stacked deck against Snake

>>146589619
>all weapons collected for jensen
the fucker doesnt have infinite pockets like snake hes gonna have to drop a few of them.

>>146593393
Not if I was a cyborg, no.

>>146593393
not if i had a fucking robotic torso

>>146593278
that cold war era weaponry worked just fine against all the crazy fucking supernaturals he fought

>>146591183
He did in PW.

>>146593382

In the game to access the Typhon you go to augs.

Typhoon is an aug.

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>>146593278
>Jensen dies easily to pistols and shotguns
>Snake has an RPG with unlimited ammo, a sniper rifle, the Patriot, etc.

>>146593247
>leveling things that are not your primary weapon skill or electronics/lockpicking (and first level computers)

>>146593347
Can't target what you can't see.

>>146593393

Depends on how good your shot is/if the odds are in my favor. People survive headshots without helmets/armor, so it is entirely possible to survive getting shot with a 60's pistol

Snake's out of his element.

I've never even played DE:HR but I have played MGS3.

You can't CQC something that can extert enough force to undo an armhold. Plus grabbing his arm would mean he'd get shanked by the elbow blades. You'd have to shoot him down.

>>146593523
yup but the ammo is classified in game files as a weapon so all weapons collected equals he has typhoon ammo

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>HURRDURR JENSEN WINS AUGS DUH
>Chaff grenades

>>146593435
>Snake takes the patriot and shoots it non-stop agaisnt Jensen in case he is closing in for a kill
>Snake uses the RPG and shoots Jensen in the distance, click R2 twice, RPG is magically reloaded in less than one second, repeat

>>146593537
jensen can see invisible

>>146593630
DOC CROC RETURRRRNSNSS

>>146593460
Headshot?

I know his head is supposedly reinforced but it can't be all that much, given how headshots still work on everyone else in the game.

Alternatively, tranq gun. Jensen has approximately what, 1/4th the body mass of a regular person? Big Boss's tranq gun would knock him out FAST.

>>146593581
That's were Snake would win. Adam goes down in like, 3 bullets.

>snake with stealth camo and Infinite ammo bandanna
>His gun is The Patriot
Welp

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>>146593216
Let's see him activate his typhoon while he's dodging infinite ammo from the patriot while snake wears the end's camo=no food needed.
Jensen will need a candy bar at some point unlike BB.

>>146593668
Can he do the impossible?

>>146591183

He stopped Metal Gear Zeke from curb stomping him.

And he help up Cocoon a huge fuck mech from crushing him too.

Camo vs. MY VISION IS AUGMENTED?

Eat cloak field and silent sprint before typhoon detonation and stabbings.

>>146593668
Doesn't help when he thinks Snake is just your average desert crocodile.

>>146593606

That would be ammo for the weapons.

In HR, the Typhoon is an aug.

Actually, now looking at it, Jensen has a very small amount of ammo. He only has what comes with picking up guns, which is very little.

>>146593537
If he can see through walls and see details, it's not working on whether or not they are using camo. Not to mention his Radar, which Naked Snake didn't have.

>>146593630

READ THE FUCKING THREAD YOU RETARDED MONGOLOID

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Hefner Ocelot wins.

>>146593709
everyone else isn't augmented. Also we don't know if Jensen is resistant to trancs since they don't ever have him get tranc'd in the game

>>146593523

It's an aug weapon. Also, don't forget that even without the Typhoon, Jensen still has aug strength, combined with blades means that even in CQC he could just lift Snake's ass and stab his jugular without breaking a sweat.

>>146593392
semi-related note

anyone hack pritchards computer?

that "series scrip" email was fucking hilarious

>>146593839
Not him but BB still wins.

>>146593709
actually tranqs don't work properly on heavily augmented people

>>146593867

But now look at OP's pic again. There's no mention of ammo. Meanwhile Snake has infinite ammo.

>>146593826

>>146593630
Wire shielding Aug. Not even an EMP can affect him then.

>Big Boss gets close
>Jensen just uses the Typhoon
And that's that.

Is this a fucking joke? Jensen is a goddamned superhuman with lasers and plasma rifles and shit. He can turn completely invisible and see through walls. He can move completely silently.

There is no contest.

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>Jenson uses invisiblity and snipes big boss
>fight's over

>>146593952
>>146593858
Why can I headshot/tranq all the heavily augmented supersoldiers you fight through the second half of the game, then?

>Jenson turns on stealth and eats infinite granola bars until snake dies of old age
No contest

>>146594031
Jensen -Typhoon
vs Big Boss

now it's fair.

>>146593872
>>146593872
Series pitch 3091
Mr Pritchard,
Thank you for submitting your show concept and script treatment to Picus TV, we have duly reviewed your submission and regret to inform you that there is currently no interest in developing a program of such a nature.
In fact, Mr. Pritchard, as this is your fifth (remarkably similar) show proposal in twelve months it behooves me to be honest with you re: your prospects with Picus TV. It is very difficult for us to imagine how a 13-episode dramatic series built around the "Nightly coding exploits" of "Nucl3arsnake: Hacker extraordinaire" would appeal to our target demographic. Our viewers are looking for action, mystery and suspense. They want a hero who's not afraid to get physical, rather than one who skulks in the shadows and ducks for cover behind intellicam. To be honest, the main character seems somewhat underhanded and obsequious.

MY SIDES HAVE LEFT THE BUILDING

>>146594104
Because they're using shitty mass-produced tech.

>>146594104
did they work on the bosses?

>>146594104
because they don't have augments on your level

try a headshot tranq rifle on the boss fights (aka the guys with augments on your level)

Adam: SNAEK IT'S TIME TO FITE D:<
Snake: lol ok x)
*Snake puts on the monkey mask*
Adam: Wtfbbq are you doing O_o
Snake: You rustled? :8)
*Adam then shoots like a million bullets and snake throws a banana peel and makes him fall*
Adam: I only asked for a fite D:

>>146594165
read the picture he has no granola will have to rely on regen

>>146594223
the sad thing is, I can picture this as a youtube comment with 50 thumbs up

Well, having played DEHR, I can say that laser rifle/vision aug alone would end this in a second. Considering how it shoots through walls and shit. Snake wouldn't know what hit him.
>BUT CHAFF GRENADES
All Augs means immunity to chaff bitches.

>>146593958
So you're telling me that Jensen has all his guns but no ammo at all? Are you retarded?

>>146593982
I miss the times where half of /v/ was outright gay for Big Boss.
>>146594023
Snake has the patriot that would be effective at keeping him far away and has excelent arsenal to attack him at a distance.
Snake doesn't need CQC to win this, actually, it would be his demise.

>>146594031
>Ignores that he runs on AA batteries and is limited by inventory space
>Snake has infinite ammo, permanently invisible camo, and is a master of all weapons the second he picks them up.
>Snake has also dealt with more bullshit overpowered enemies in his series

>>146593958

By that logic, Jensen just has to cloak, charge Snake, then stab him. Snake may have camo, but Jensen's literally got human-seeking augments.

>>146593858
Well the dude gets wasted from two beers. I can't see why a tranq round wouldn't knock him out.

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>End's camo
No food for weeks
>Patriot
Have fun bullet dodging for weeks Jensen, try eating a candy bar while you dodge those fuckers.

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>>146593787

jesus christ /v/ I'm in tears

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>support from malik

Malik rolls down in a helicopter with a machine gun attached and mows BB down.

>>146594296
I never had any ammo when playing DX:HR.

>>146594176
best part was were they mentioned the character should be an "ex cop"

basically its why he was such a dick, he was stuck in the supporting role both real life AND in fiction, both times to ex-cops

>>146594324
>Jensen goes invisible
>Snake can't figure out where he is

>>146593973
>>146593839
well fuck me for forgetting about the EMP shield aug

>>146594424
>gets shot down by rpg

The different health systems make the fight.

>>146594296

>no ammo at all

OP said nothing about ammo. Therefore I assume the only ammo he has is what comes with the guns when you pick them up.

>>146594349

Sorry, but in an open field Snake has a LMG with infinite ammo.

>>146590278
There is a specific aug for protection from that.

On an open field, Jensen would murder Snake. Even if Jensen was losing in a cqc battle, he could activate typhoon and autowin.

If it's a ranged battle, Jensen's targeting and weaponry is superior.

>>146594456
Thermal goggles

>>146594349

>has to cloack

Hey what's that? Good thing I have my thermal goggles.

>stab him

Ha, not with Snakes CQC QTEs!

>>146594456
>Snake uses thermal goggles
Oh, there he is.

>>146594339
So Jensen turns on his smart vision, sees the big Snake-shaped outline, and melts him with a plasma rifle. And please, let's not use plot armour arguments here.

>>146594493
>Jensen takes the opportunity to run at sanic speeds up to Snake and presses and holds T

>>146594493
>helicopter uses strealth camo, BB never sees it

>>146593787
Or he can be a monkey from Ape Escape. There's bundles of surprises with Snake

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>>146594456
>What are thermal goggles
>Jensen's invisibility lasts 7 seconds

>>146594562
>sanic speed
Well you tried.

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>>146593707