That feel when no gf

out with it. what were you in for?
pretty much required.

>filename actually relates to 3 years ago
Well shit, if you're not telling the truth, at least you put some effort in.

Also still no HL3

Gaming has died. Better pick up a new hobby.

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Videogames are dead, head back to prison for another 3 years. Maybe the gaming crash will have happened by then.

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Stop stealing people's PS3's you nigger.

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Videogames are awesome again.

4chan memes are now mainstream and all over the place.
>mfw
and
>tfw
are on their way.

>>142425804
INDIE
NINTENCASUAL
FEEL, IMPLYING, MY FACE WHEN
GABEN STILL BASED (based might be new for ya idunno how old that is)

/v/ is in mourning after last E3. MS had everything but video games, Sony barely had anything, Nintendo didn't do any better.

vidya [spoilers]gay[/spoilers]mes

>>142425804
go watch E3 2010 and 2011, they were hilarious

2012 sucked

>>142426157
Imagine going to the mall and overhear kids saying "That feel when Mr. Johnson gave me a C- in maths, epic fail!"

Steam has all these crazy (like 90% off) sales, loads of vidya. It's awesome. Should be one soon.

Duke Nukem Forever got released. No, really.

Half Life 2 Episode 3 does not yet exist.

>>142426003
>>142426003
>>142426003
>>142426003

Also, online DRM. Online DRM everywhere.

thanks doc

>3 years
>doesnt know about ponies yet

>>142426470
>>142426470
Oh god, no, please... anything but that!

What the balls were you in for.

Considering this is /v/ I'm going to go ahead and assume it was either manslaughter or sex-crime related.

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>>142426470
"My face when I slapped Tiffany's ass at school today"
Makes pic related face.

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its not a joke

>get out of jail after 3 years
>first thing you do is come to /v/, presumably expecting 2009 /v/

I'm sorry for your loss.

Also E3 was shit.

DayZ is all the rage right now, it's a persistant zombie survival mod for the milsim ArmaII

Battlefield 3 was underwhelming

Ps3 has nogames

My Little Pony got a cartoon reboot which has now thousands upon thousands of fans, many middle-aged men.

Video games are dead.

My little pony got mainstream, pervading TF2 which has became f2p
fucking scripts

Half Life 3 came out it was IGN's GOTY for 2011
Duke Nukem finally came out.
New DS called the 3DS you can see 3D with out glasses
New PSP (PS Vita) has no games
Capcom gave up on Megaman
TF2 is Free to play now

>>142427127
also we have a board dedicated to the show now, head there if you want to see the state this community is in.
>>>/mlp/

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Things are a little bleak, OP.

But not quite as horrible as /v/ makes them out to be.

PS3 turned out to have games over the years, also Sony fucked up the security and PSN got hacked and went down for a month.

360 ran out of games and has been turned into casual kinect gaming center with a side-order of brown and bloom FPS games.

This year's E3 was horrible.

Masterrace has been reduced to begging for scraps of console gamers such as Dark Souls.

Monster Girl Quest.

Go play it.

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>>142426809
>>142427127
>>142427309
Shut up you two you'll end up sucking him in

>>142426893
"That feel when Jenny didn't give me her number, forever alone!" The clique begins to chuckle, when suddenly John comes along and greets his friends: "In before Kevin tells us another forever alone story!" They can't hold their laughter and burst out into tears as Jim responds: "Implying he didn't do that already LOL"

I actually overheard some kids talking about bronies and skyrim the other day. They couldn't have been over 12. Better go back to prison, I heard that Norwegian guy had it pretty good.

So what were you in prison for, OP? Just curious

New MGS game where you play as Cyborg Raiden mainly action has a little bit of stealth

>>142427421
"HAHA JIM MAKE THE COSTANZA FACE!!!"

Nintendo releases new wii u console,claims to be HARDCORE but e2012 was terrible

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>>142426003

Murdered the guy that raped my sister, was 17 so I was lucky enough not to get life.

>>142426014

That's a shame, I liked HL2 a lot.

>>142426809

What about ponies?

>>142426512

OH SHIT

Duke Nukem actually fucking came out? No shit? Wow. How was it?

Also, who won E3 this year? Shame I missed it, would have seen i t if I had gotten out a few weeks earlier.

>>142427127

Really? Like, those girls' toys that I saw in preschool?

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Duke Nukem Forever finally did come out.

It was shit.

>>142427595
>>142427421
The horror.

>>142427671
no lie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_aRKeDfqYo
Also Duke was mediocre and a huge disappointment

>>142427671
Duke Nukem Forever was the most awful game to come out for a LONG time. It basically just raped the franchise for an easy buck on the hype.

>>142427671
Shit son, and you only got three years? assuming you're telling the truth

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>>142427671
Get out Haze

>>142427703
I liked it ;__;

>>142427421
Oh for fuck's sake. Someone post that picture about why it's not about sekrit clubism and is about the other things that it's about that I can't remember.

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Sonic the Hedgehog is good again.

>>142427671
dude, WHAT??

YOU WERE UNDERAGED?????

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Capcom fired Inafune and is now ran by assholes who only know how to make crossover fighting games and charge you for extra DLC that on the disc. They're also currently making every effort to bury MegaMan from history, like removing Dr. Wily from Wreck-It Ralf, an upcoming movie featuring various video game characters ala Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

>>142427905
Are you perhaps implying it was worse than call of juarez,dead island and DA2?

Because if so fuck you and your mother

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>>142427971
Is it this one?

Shit, OP, I feel for you. It must feel like waking up in this strange ruined world, which you can't even tell used to be your old world.

oh, we hate this website called reddit now.

2hard2explain why

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oh yeah, Nintendo made a new console called the Wii-u it
pic related

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>>142427971

>>142425804
You aren't allowed internet or tv in prison? This is the only reason I can see you not knowing whats up.

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Reddit became big. Much larger than 4chan. It's not "the" online community and mentioned everywhere (Games, TV, Media). They produce terrible content out of old memes and shit on everything we once liked.

/v/ hates Reddit and everyone that mentions any of the (older) memes and/or uses MsPaint reaction images (they are called "ragefaces" now) gets shat on and is instantly associated with Reddit.

Also they produce shit like this and think it is original and funny.

>>142427671
Turns out the new MLP is the cartoon equivalent of crack.

/v/ is one of the last corners of the Internet where it isn't approved. Nearly every other site and online community has fallen by now. Expect having to see people with rainbow horse avatars whenever you go outside of 4chan.

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>mfw after all these years of just got out of prison threads this one may actually be legitimate

/v/ is even less videogames, neckbeards love My Little Pony, reddit is the cool thing now, memes are mainstream, Jackie Chan is retiring from action movies, and we all still mad. Was Costanza two or three years ago?

>>142426157
>/v/ is my special secret club

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The Devil May Cry series getting a horrible reboot with Dante turned into a rebellious edgy teen. Luckily, there's Bayonetta, the best hack-n-slash of this generation.

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>>142427971
This one?

Video games are shit and now DLC everywhere, Everythings gone to shit MMOs are all shit Cawadooty is taking over. North korea is going to nuke something, Zombies in miami.

everything is terrible.

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT

OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD

Did you get raped?
How was it?
Did you fit in?

>>142428076
Firing Inafune was the best thing Capcom could have ever done. He's the one who outsourced all of their games to shitty western developers and spent all of the money on Megaman games no one wanted.

Gaben has cancer

>>142428370
Good night sweet prince ;_;7

>>142428370
Also:
Riots in the middle east for the past year. A few dictators kicked off their thrones and publicly lynched

3 years for murder is pretty damn lenient. Wow. You must have been a very good inmate.

How was your prison library? What did you end up reading a lot of? Fiction?

This thread made me realize how much things have gone to shit in the past three years.

I-I'm scared of what the world is becoming, /v/... B-but I will always have you guys, right?

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>>142428370

Oh yeah. That happened as well.

Tell him more about Vidya and internet shit.

>>142428201
>It's not "the" online community
should be >now "the" online community

Oh yeah, and economy is down the drain.
Enjoy finding a job OP

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Peter molyneux is completely fucking crazy.

Steam has blown up through absurd sale prices, making Valve one of the most loved companies in gaming.

Gaben watches the My Little Pony reboot with his kids and /v/ hates him.

David Jaffe has gone indie from sony.

Indie games are big, and now being a hipster art-loving faggot is in. It's awful, but the few that aren't hipsters have made some nice shit.

Go play Batman Arkham Asylum.

Go play Deadly Premonition.

Speed Runners are more autistic than ever, and now they broadcast their runs in marathons that shatter people's dicks.

The Big bang theory is a shitty TV show that's mocks and reaffirms all the dumb stereotypes that people apply to us.

Mobile gaming's also full of worthless housewives throwing money at shit.

And don't forget Adachi's the killer.

How many times did you get raped OP

>>142428262
>>142428185
>>142428120
Yeah all them.

>>142428262
This is the one I was thinking of though.

3 years? Lets see...

My Little Pony became the next step in Furry Culture.

Battlefield 3 came out and was cool for about a week.

They're still making 1 CoD game a year.

Duke Nukem Forever was casualised garbage

Nintendo released... Whatever the fuck the WiiU is.

The PS3 released some shitty handheld that no one likes.

Half Life 3 still doesn't exist

Consoles are still holding gaming back with outdated hardware

Cover-based shooters are the new FPS

Mass Effect's ending was utter shite, and started a boycott

The Old Republic was released and was such a catastrophic failure that /v/ bursts into fits of laughter whenever it's mentioned.

WoW is getting ANOTHER expansion pack and only continues to grow and get more casual

Diablo 3 came out - It's mediocre at best.

And perhaps worst of all-

/v/ merged with Reddit. (though they don't like to admit it.)

>>142428009
Why is there a baby Sonic?

>>142428572
Lots of places get tax credits for hiring convicted felons. Ironically, if it were you versus OP for a job position, and you were both equally qualified, OP just might win the job precisely because of his prison history.

Dwarf Fortress has been updated from version 0.28 to 0.32.

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>>142427671
>What about ponies?

Look at the different boards at the top. Look for /mlp/.

Do you remember My Little Pony? They made a new show about it.

People LOVED it. You could say it is the new Sonic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxAJqvslV7M

I recommend watching it before you say it sucks, but before you do STAY CLEAR of the darkest parts of the fan-base.

>>142428780
Time travel. It's retro sonic. His levels are 2d, modern sonic's are 3d. It's fucking great

>>142428780
It's classic sonic
the sonic on the left you go fast as fuck and classic sonic is well classic sonic he plays like he does in the classic games It's pretty damn good

>>142427938
ASSHAZE

>Anon posts obviously made-up prison story

>/v/ believes every word without question

Trolling has never been easier.

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>>142425804
>going to prison
>2012
lel

>9G.AG

Awesome new place.

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pretty much just this

Syria has gone to shit as well.

Either that or some one is actually creating the Philosophers Stone

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>>142428895
NO FUCKING STOP IT

OP DON'T LISTEN TO THIS FAGGOT HE IS TRYING TO CONVERT YOU

WATCH THIS INSTEAD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsFb-sLLqig

1) /a/ Released Katawa Shoujo at the begining of the year www.katawashouo.com

2) For good or for worse, Nintendomination years are back; new console'll be harcore-oriented; with awesome controllers (both harcore-gamer like and gimmicky): New Mario, Zelda, Metroid, Fire Emblem games.

3) Vidya consoles now are less about being a videogame platform and more about a multimedia centre (mainly X360).

4) Masterrape is now getting shittier, yet, most of the best games we are getting lately are from PC, mainly Indie games.

5) Ico Team (From Ico and Shadow of the colossus) is finally releasing The Last Guardian.

Overall:
Download KS, play indie games, Swich back to Nintendo; borrow a PS3 and play TLG.

>>142427671

>acting on emotion
hopefully you learned your lesson OP. You didn't prove anything

Maaaaan.... you should've stayed there a bit more.

You'll find more games in prison than in the vidya.

>>142429050
Is it still trolling of the whole threads is enjoying themselves?

>>142429050
Because this is such worthy trolling material, right?

They broadcast he news of Osama's death in prisons, OP is lying or slept a lot.

Diablo III came out. Always-online DRM, no LAN. About 5 iterations of Call of Duty came out.

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So 2009 and ahead?
Okay
Diablo III is out, it is by all means an unplayable piece of shit, and this isn't /v/ speak, it is by all means shit, you can ask around.

Duke Nukem Forever is also out, it sucks dick, so many dicks in fact. The game was at the end developed by Gearbox during a lunch break so it was a 12 year wait for a game that was made in six months.

Action Real Time Strategy games, they are all shit played by Brazilians.

Tribes Ascend is /v/ favorite modern game.

Visual novels are now considered games.

New developers are now refereed as Indie, and all of them steal content from older games and slap stories about dead children in them because that is what is now considered deep.

New Vegas was actually the only game worth a shit released in the last 3 years.

Team Fortress 2, oh God, Team fortress 2 is now unrecognizable. Speaking of which; Valve has done fuck all since then. The only game worth a shit they have released ever since is Portal 2, and it is pretty disappointing.

Activision, EA, and Capcom spend their days releasing movies, and charging people for the ending. The cost of new games is now mind-bogglingly stupid if you seek for the full experience.

Reddit raped /v/ six ways to Sunday, and now no one dare to uses the same content again, or have inside jokes in case the evil reddit comes and steals it. In reality we are all sick of Reddit ruining jokes, and there haven't been much content around ever since the Borderlands incident, /vp/ segregation, and /vg/ creation.

Oh, and motion gaming has gone no where, neither have the new portables like the PS Vita or 3DS. I think that covers all of it.

>>142429050
We're having fun

>>142429307
>>142429291
>>142429050
Besides, this is a good excuse anyway for nostalgia and just recapitulating over the last three years. Something otherwise hard to get going.

>>142429050
>trolling has never been easier

But no-one is mad, we're all chatting politely with the guy.

If your post was meant to be 'twolling', you won I guess.

Ray Bradbury died.

;_;

>>142427671
>Murdered the guy that raped my sister, was 17 so I was lucky enough not to get life.
Is your name Haze?

>>142429406
>Tribes Ascend WAS /v/ favorite modern game.
ftfy. Now it's ruined

>>142427671
You got out in three years for murder/manslaughter? Must have had a relatively light sentence. Can't say I blame you though for what you did. >mfw

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Do you regret it OP?

Did he scream when you took his life?

Did you enjoy killing for the first time?

Did you enjoy it? Do you feel righteous, or regretful?

>>142429050
It's called playing along

because it's, you know fun

>>142429202
>OOH FLUTTERSHY
>THEY ARE SINGING SOME SONG
Yeah okay im not watching this pony shit thanks op

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>>142429406
This post gave me feel

>>142428586
>that bit about speed runners
They always broadcasted marathons, and only autists on /v/ complain because they don't like it (they even sage those threads, VIDYA threads).

we dont care about CWC anymore

;_;

>>142429517
Like Minecraft and Ace of Spades

Toonami came back, it's okay.
Nintendo's still doing its thing, Skyward Sword was pretty cool. Made another handheld, the 3DS (it sucks) and working on a new console, the Wii U (looks like it might be cool after a year or two of actual games coming out
New smash bros announced but nothing known yet
Sony made another handheld, the playstation vita but it doesn't have any games. Well, Gravity Rush comes out pretty soon.
Microsoft is the worst of the three by far, they seriously showed off nothing good at E3 this year besides south park's game which only got like three minutes.
Sega's making good sonic games again but lost most of their money
If you liked persona 3 a fourth one came out (though you may know that, don't remember if it was 08 or 09) with an anime last year, a fighting game this summer and a port/remake for the vita this fall/winter.
Batman got two games, Arkham Asylum and City, both great titles.
Megaman Legends 3 was announced and promptly cancelled because capcom has become horrible lately. Don't buy their games.
Half Life 3/Episode 3 isn't out still, but Left 4 Dead 2 and Portal 2 have, they're pretty damn fun. TF2 went free to play but the community has been shit ever since trading came around.

If I come up with any other shit I'll post it

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That nigger president that got elected is turning the country into a gigantic money vortex.

We got Osama bin Laden

DNF came out, it was shit

No new fucking consoles besides Nintendo, PC's are many generations ahead

Nintendo is losing money on everything, has nothing to show, and may be the next Sega

Every Sony department besides Computer Entertainment has been hemorrhaging money; Kaz Hirai is CEO now and Playstation/Planetside 2 may be the only things keeping them from going under.

Windows 7 came out, was awesome

Windows 8 is in beta, everyone thinks it's shit but it's really not

Third person cover-based shooters are anything and everything, even survival/stealth/horror games all have third-person cover-based firefights

John Carmack is still the greatest person ever, closely followed by Gaben

/b/ is still shit, nothing of import happens there

Reddit is the only internet community any company publicly acknowledges, even though it's just as shitty as 4chan without the anonymity and with a giant circle-jerk of ultra-liberal faggotry and casualism

My Little Pony is the new furry, grown-ass men watch the show and are hardcore dedicated fans; they're the new furries because they shit up EVERYTHING with ponies and then ask why people hate them and want them gone

More, too

>>142429621
Speaking of which, CWC himself will be going to jail soon. Hopefully.

>>142425804
I'm sorry mate..

But truth is truth, all the dreams bout vidyas you've dreamed in that prison is shattered now.

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>>142429202

I see your image and bring you this.

I am the one in the middle.

>>142429621
Didn't CWC lose his virginity?

>>142429050
and then we all realized the man who accused another was really the troll all along

>>142429697
Actually he bailed.

>>142429798
I believe it not

>>142429406
Let me add some more my good man.
Bioware degraded into a peice of fucking shit.
There was a shitstorm about governing the internet a while back SOPA.

I love this thread

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Diablo 3 went to hell

Bioware has been fully corrupted

Duke Nukem Forever came out i liked it

COD is dragging all of gaming down to the shitbowl

Valve has done fuck all

Consoless still

Vita has no games

Nintedomination is out of the picture

Reddit is cancer

And dubs are dead baby
Dubs are 5

>>142426419

quality proof reading

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>>142428538

That, and I was underaged, plus I had a great lawyer. I ended up reading a whole bunch of classics like Tolstoy, Dostoyevsky, Dickens, etc.

>>142428201

What's the punchline? I don't think I get it.

>>142428171

BAHAHAH

Wii-U? How is it? Any news of a new Smash yet?

>>142428009

Damn, really? What new Sonic games have come out?

>>142428447

I did not get raped, it was an unpleasant experience but actually not horrible, and I kept out of the way of all the inmates. I did not want to get involved with prison culture.

>>142429202

Oh Jesus Christ, that's horrible.

>>142429247

I didn't prove shit, but one less rapist out there so no regrets.

>>142429406

Oh damn, that sounds horrible. What happened to TF2?

>>142429546

No regrets. I didn't enjoy it, but I was righteous and justified.

>>142429674

Toonami's back? Cool. Probably won't watch it since I can just download everything, but it's nice that it's going more mainstream.

>>142429798
That was made up by one of the guys that troll him regularly. He logged in using CWC's account and posted it.

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Microsoft released Kinect, a Wii equivalent for Xbox. See attached pic for /v/'s reaction.

>NOBODY FUCKING TALKS ABOUT VIDEOGAMES, ASSUMES OP WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT FUCKING REDDIT

>>142426419
Oh yeah, EA has gotten in their heads to really pander off to the gay crowd. Figures.

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http://www.onlineconversion.com/unix_time.htm
Jesus here, OP confirmed for liar.
Goin' to hell and all that shit.

>>142429862
>2012
>Being a ponyfag
>Not a grorious weeaboo like myself
>Areyoueventrying.jpg
>mfw

>>142429940
There is no punchline.

reddit in a nutshell.

>>142427671
Max payne 3 is out and it's fucking amazing

Deus Ex got a new entry, Human Revolution. Easy contender for last years game of the year.

>>142429225
>last gaurdian
I thought there's been like no actual news on that for like 2 years now

ur a faget

>>142429979
There really haven't been that many worthwhile releases during these three years.

>>142429940
New Smash bros is for Wii-u and 3DS no trailer yet but it was announced last year.
The Wii-u is coming out this holiday season I think. Some of the games look good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmVtkqypEBw

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How's that backlog OP

>>142430117
No its not

Its a linear uninteractive shooter
A good non interactive shooter but amazing?

Fuck off

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>>142428203
>/v/ is one of the last corners of the Internet where it isn't approved.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

StarCraft 2 came out, it's not as good as brood war but it's still fun.

Episode 3 got released. It was shitty.

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New Deus Ex came out, pretty good
Portal 2

>>142429940
New smash is coming.

And that "punchline" comment is making me thinking you weren't in jail simply because lots of people say that as well.

Also go play Tribes Ascend, Heavy Rain, Xenoblade, and Demon's Souls.

we got new banners.

>>142425804
Every E3 that passed while you were canned was terrible. Absolutely fucking appalling. Nintendo had it right in 2010, but fucked it up every year after.

>>142429406
>New Vegas was actually the only game worth a shit released in the last 3 years.
Skyrim, Blops, left4dead 2, limbo, rage, dragon age 2, final fantasy 13, halo wars, demigod, ridge racer unbounded, tekken 6. Come on man.

>>142430380
>>142430380
>>142430380
>>142430380
>>142430380
>>142430380
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THIS TOPIC GOD DAMN

>>142429406

Wait what borderlands incident?

STALKER 2 is dead.

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>>142430270

This.

Expect to see a lot of multicolor horses all over the internet.

>>142430407

>Skyrim
>Blops (Most of /v/ will hate this I actually thought it was good)
>DA2
>RAGE

WTF

Btw OP the reddit faggots come here every summer just like the poster here I am replying to

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>>142430457

He doesnt know....

Were you here for the rise of Minecraft OP? If so, I hope you did not enjoy it because you are going to be one disappointed guy.

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>>142428203
>MLP is the cartoon equivalent of crack
It actually is.

I've watched all episodes.

>>142430389
>Nintendo's 2011 E3
>bad
it could have been better, but it was definitely at least good

>tfw the first thing you do when you come out of prison is get on 4chan

>>142429050
Uh... If that were true, how would it be "trolling"? That would be a very, very, weak joke. You don't know what trolling is. Go back to reddit.

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>>142430380
I really like the new banners. Couldn't find the Saya one, though
>>142430457
Viral

>>142430270
>implying there isn't at least someone complaining whenever people post them
At least the threads are deleted pretty fast if there is a mod on.

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>>142429940
>I'll just download everything
I got some bad news for you. ISP's are now tracking their customers, megaupload got seized by the FBI, and assuming you are in the USA, most filesharing sites are blocked.

>>142430251
That isn't Battle for Bikini Bottom

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>>142429202
>seen this video tossed around
>never watched it
> finally watch it
>my face when

>>142430618
>implying you wouldn't

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Remember THIS?!

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Reggie's body was ready.

>>142429940
>Toonami's back? Cool. Probably won't watch it since I can just download everything, but it's nice that it's going more mainstream.

It was an april fools joke on adult swim with a lot of nostalgia and greatness.

Came back for real two weeks ago but outside of Casshern Sins and Deadman Wonderland it's the same shit they've been airing for years. They say it's because they're on a shoestring budget and if they can make dosh off of it they'll be able to bring in more shows (most likely panty stocking and garterbelt since they've shown interest) but I wouldn't hold any hope.

Oh, and it's from midnight to 3 (with a repeat showing from 3 to 6) on saturday nights.

/v/ has two derivative boards, /vg/ and /vp/.

/vp/ is for Pokemon, /vg/ is for video games.

/v/ is now for le feels, le memes, le Reddit, le ironic shitposting and for complaining about EA/Bioware/Todd Howard/Capcom/whatever is the most popular thing to shit on. Oh but not dubs, not anymore. Though I guess you missed that entirely.

>>142430590
That's because you're retarded.

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>>142429689
>Windows 7 came out, was awesome
>John Carmack is still the greatest person ever, closely followed by Gaben

You don't have to lie to him. John Carmack is the new Peter Molyneux, Carmack promise us that RAGE would take the PC master race to paradise, at the end it was a bland game, running on a very buggy engine that looked nowhere as good as Crysis. Carmack is now promising us he will bring us non-shitty Virtual reality.

Crysis is still the best looking game by the way, the sequels only manage to look worse thanks to consoles.

W7 is just a working version Vista, and it still takes more resources than it should. Macfags have games, like 5 of them and all the shitty steam indie games their casual stomachs can digest. I feel deeply sorry for them, so of these faggots end up paying the same price of a fucking Alienware, which is even sadder if you think of it.

W8 is very gay looking but very stable so far, so yeah that is true.

>>142430715
Please don't go there, I want OP to think we're still cool.

It's a shame you missed /v/ in the middle of E3. It was a shitstorm, with dozens of consolefags declaring the end of video gaming.

Also, the newest thing to hate on is Facebook games and iPhone/iPad games. If you don't know, the ipad is basically a giant ipod touch. Facebook games are all over the place and are even worse than mobile games because they're solely designed to make money and spread their shitty cancerous gaming to as many casuals as possible. Also, Facebook is being shoved down the throats of everyone in the world and is being integrated into gaming all over the place.

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There seems to be a really loud minority on /v/ that really likes traps and is in denial that the objects of their affection are male, and that they are gay.

There is a specific trap /v/ is annoyingly obsessed with, some British dude who dyed his hair blonde and attention whores at PC tournaments and LANs, and livestreams himself being slutty.

>>142430743
that was in '08.

>>142430798
/v/ liked traps 3 years ago faget

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>>142430715
NO
also, op, watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6OCnvvkSLM
And we have /vg/ now, it's where you go for vidya

>>142430821
He acknowledged the jokes at E3 2012.

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>>142430703
You actually sat through the whole thing?
Even the 'hardcore bronies' try to say they can't watch 5 seconds and go "NO NO they don't represent us."

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There is a new Smash coming.

They confirmed Kratos and a Big Daddy.

>>142430798
Also because of the constant pony bitching furries are lifting their ugly hindquarters again since people don't have the energy to rage at both groups.

>>142429103
All right I'll be the guy,
Source on this please?

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>>142430786
>>142430715
No

THE TRUTH SHALL SET US FREE!
/v/ looked into the mirror the vidya awards

What looked back was reddit

Toonami is back.

Halo reach came out, balenced the new BR to not be overpowered as shit, and pissed off 70% of the playerbase so it was made overpowered again. There was a level built just for forge, it's about the size of a large SP map in area, probably around 100+ sandbox's in volume

Halo 4 is taking a lot from metroid prime, some of the devs from it, MGS, and other great teams are working on it.

Halo is now entirely kid free; a remake of CE came out.

Also, novels on the forerunners were released, and it's batshit insane, but in a good way.

Duke nukem forever came out, it was meh.

/v/ is still a shithole filled with people who hate videogames.

/vg/ now exists, and is filled with ACTUAL good vidya dissucion.

>>142430798
Rose, you mean?

The more I think about it.

A lot of shit happened in the last 3 years.

Fucking ponies.

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>>142430783
You haven't seen any of the E3 interviews have you? Where he is single-handedly turning the 80's idealized VR into a reality?

http://www.giantbomb.com/e3-2012-john-carmack-interview/17-6164/

/v/ went normalfag, op

>>142430407
0/10 maed me ripley

>>142430971
He Is My Master

>>142431019
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efZtOb8794U
NO!
YOU'RE!
NOT!
ME!

>>142430715

Yes and it was glorious. Its how /v/ should have been

Some funny jokes with true industry criticism.

>>142431037
>Good vidya discussion
>Esports, Fightan and VNs
Pick one

So why hasn't anyone told him that we killed Osama Bin Laden?

>>142431107
I don't know why this is special. IR tracking has been done for years along with 3D image goggles.

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Nintendo is the first out with the next gen console, its more powerful than ps3/360 by a wide margine, no ps4/720 were announced at E3. Buttinfuriated sonyggers and xwiggers are implying day after day out of asspain that its simply a current gen console when experts have said otherwise, /v/ loves traps more now, therefor most of /v/ is gay now, furries are accepted now, reddit (faggot site for hipsters) now festers in our bowels, ps3 still has no gaems, /v/ is full of 90% more angry casuals and wiggers now. Oh and sony is dying and 360 might get banned in the US.

>>142430715
Where's that persona edit of /v/ Vs. Reddit from the anime?

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>that feel when no one replies to your trolling

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>>142429940
>What happened to TF2?
This image sums it up pretty well.

>>142431309
here
>>142431187

>>142431226
SMT, Monster Hunter, SHMUPS, Musou, Souls, ec.

>nobody mentions Other M

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>>142431350
I'll reply. What did you post?

>>142425903
this pretty much sums everything up

>>142431437
Mentions what?

>>142431037
>>142431037

Capcom basically flicked off their fanbase, has sex with their mother, killed her, had sex with the corpse, lit it on fire, then made them swim in the melted remains.

Sonic games are getting better.

>>142431226
>>142431226

That's 3 threads out of like 50.

That's still miles better than /v/'s 70% shit and 30% decent.

PS3 now has more games than Xbox 360. Nintendo has a new console coming out with absolutely no cool games on it save for Pikmin 3.

Also, video games are dead.

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>>142431287
Except all of it is way shitter than Carmack's. By several degrees of magnitude.

Also, Adam Sessler and Kevin Pereira quit G4.

>>142431286
cuz its not /v/

>>142431437
Other M?
What's that?

>>142431437
Didn't I tell you to shut up earlier?

>>142431226
There's some other stuff...
Like Planetside 2, Grand Strategy, Not-so-grand Strategy, Roguelikes, MMOs

Ok, first thing you'll need to do is find a torrent of the show my little pony.

it's great and fuck and you'll love the shit out of it.

next? buy diablo 3 and mass effect 3. You won't be disappointed.

finally? read 50 shades of gray.

>>142427671
Did you post in /r9k/ telling everyone your story?

I swear Me and my friends are the only people that liked duke nukem, wtf why does everyone hate it again?

/v/ has terrible taste and confuses facts with opnions, but that isn't a new thing by any means.
Diablo 3 is far from unplayable. It does have a few issues but they only really have to do with gear and endgame shit. /v/ is just mad that they couldn't get into the servers at launch because there were literally millions of people playing at once.
If you have any self respect, don't bother with that shitty monster girl dating sim. It's exactly what it looks like: a fetish game for creepy nerds who have given up on social lives.
Also if you like metroid, it might be dead now after the most recent game. In a way it's kinda hilarious how badly it fucked everything up.

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>>142431437
Reported for trolling.

Other M is like Pressure: It will never happen.

>>142431437

I have no idea what you could be referring to.

Anyways OP there haven't been any Metroid games since Prime 3, which is pretty disappointing.

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>>142429940
>Wii-U? How is it? Any news of a new Smash yet?
It was teased last year, but as an static floating logo. No information has been released since, possibly because Sakuraii! just released the Kid Icarus game for 3DS, Kid Icarus is pretty bad, so I've heard.

>Damn, really? What new Sonic games have come out?
Colors, that one was very good, Generations is on all platforms, including PC, and the PC version was very well optimized. It is on Steam right now, $30 worth every penny if you ask me. Probably the only part of the future that isn't fucked up, Sega has been releasing good games lately.

>Oh damn, that sounds horrible. What happened to TF2?
Too horrible to speak of, Imagine a violent train crash, bodies, hats, and keys flying off everywhere. It is now free to play, full with kids and Reddit fags, no one knows how to play anymore, and everyone who do know is dedicated to buy and sell rare hats. I got several video games trading rare hats I got for free. You played the glory days, then again you missed some good Meet the Team videos.

>>142431578
Nope, dont recall anything like that.
>>142431564
>>142431506
Youre still trying to spare him the pain?
OP GO LOOK UP METROID OTHER M. BEST METROID GAME EVER AND TOTALLY NOT SHIT GO BUY IT RIGHT NOW

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OP missed running sanic gifs.
>>142430565
>>142431156
Alright alright, I'll do it for real.

Mount and blade warband, ghost trick, dwarf fort, rune factory 3, Dark souls, castlevania order of ecclesia, fallout new vegas (like the guy said), metro 2033, mirrors edge, recettear.
And that's off the top of my head (though it probably wouldn't be much larger if I checked, I'll admit.)
3 years weren't THAT bad.