NO SON! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY POKEMAN! IT TEACHES EVOLUTION AND WORSHIPING THE DEVIL AND I DON'T WANT MY CHILDREN EXPOSED TO THAT!
I had a friend who wasn't allowed to play neopets because it had magic in it
>>141454082that person was my dad.I wasnt allowed to play zelda either.
I know someone who wasn't allowed to play GTA. He's now 23 and only has a Wii.
>implying creationists exist>implying religion = creationism>2012
I had a Jewish cousin who wasn't allowed to watch Ed Edd n Eddy because it used Dork (which their mother thought meant whale penis or some stupid shit like that) and sucks.
>>141454374My dad took my copy of GTA away because he saw me beating up a copI got it back when i was 15He also banned me from playing any M rated games but i would just rip the G sticker off of other games and place it over the M sign
how bad was /v/ before /vp/?
>>141454479>which their mother thought meant whale penisIt does.
>>141454479>Dork>Whale penisOh god my yamaka is moving on its own.
>>141454606I realize this but it's not like it was used in that context.
Okay fine! I'll go back to the violent games!
I still want to know who made that stupid rumor in Mexico that picachu meant "more powerful than god"OH god I remember my aunt trying to burn my gameboy.
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>>141454671it's yarmulka you fucking retard
>>141454795How should I know I'm not jewish.
>was never a little shit as a kid>was allowed to play any game I wanted, watch any movie I wanted
>parents actually know what happens in the video games you playReally, /v/?
>>141454587Pokemon threads were usually just Pokemon Generals but they were always the first thread you saw, and every time they were shitstorms of Anti-Pokefags coming in and shitting them up.
>spore comes out>huge controversy>talking with my youth pastor about it>he said he heard it was about evolution or something (this didnt really concern him)>tell him its more like intellegent design>he agrees>tells this anyone in the church talking about the game
>>141454873My dad caught me watching pay per view porn on the black box when I was 8 but he didn't give a fuck
>>141454374I wasn't allowed to play GTA: Vice City because you could kill people in it.I wasn't allowed to play Turok either.
>>141455005>ppv porn>not the free exercising videos
>>141454587/v/ is now worse since /vp/ got mods.
>>141454795I've seen that bastard sitting in his office talking on the phone to the CEO spinning a fucking Menorah
>>141454479It's cause you can't circumcise a whale's penis.
>>141455005I could never get away with that shit. I woke up at 4AM every morning to watch the Girls Gone Wild commercials. It was all tits with words over their nipples. It was the closest thing I had to real porn. Before that I watched shitty newgrounds stuff and played sim games.
my parents believes in god but that never happened, and I played every kinds of games, from diablo to kirby, its not about religion/believing in god but retarded people
>>141455243Not a Menorah, you spin a Dredel
My parents are neopagan hippy weirdos. They never gave a damn what I exposed myself to. My dad has been trying to get me to start smoking pot since I was 12. I honestly envy people with strict upbringings.
>>141455495Oh my god Bateman, you want me to fry you up some fucking potato pancakes, some Latkes?
>MFW my parents never gave a shit of what I played and what I watchedFeels great.
>mom threatened to throw me out of the house for playing SMT
Had the Killer Instinct soundtrackMy mom threw it away cause she thought it was corrupting meshe never saw the game in action though
>>141455843>>141455495>>141455243I need to reread that book, I forgot how funny it is.
>mfw a sunday school teacher actually said this to me one time when I brought up pokemon in sunday school
I never get why religious people think Pokemon is satanic. There is nothing satanic in the game.
>>141457198its new and they don't understand ithappens with everything new old people don't understand
>>141457198Evolution niggerEvolution is satanic
>>141454890>Implying that everyone here is underageb&Games have been around for a while.
>>141457526I'm not even the guy you're responding to, but he is clearly not implying that at all.
I absolutely refuse to believe anybody actually thinks Pokemon of all thing is satanic.Was this an actual thing in the 90's? What was the motivation for it?
>mfw my mom wouldn't buy M rated games for me when I was younger>now she buys little brother all that kind of shit against my adviceWtf mom
>mfw my parents never gave a fuck, my mom even liked Pokémon>also mfw I didn't have to put up with church bullshit because they didn't force me into Sunday schoolFeels good, man. Played whatever the fuck I wanted. All they did was teach me that video games aren't real life and all that jazz.My mom did get a bit annoying when I got the first Ass Creed. Saying I was gonna become an assassin and all that.
>>141457797It was, I lost a good 200 bucks worth of random pokemon shit, lost my red and blue and a ton of other stuff all because my fucking pastor back then had to preach that because there are psychic pokemon it is clearly satanic.I was around 7 or 8 or some shit. So it kinda fucking sucks. Later on when I was older I kinda showed them how fucking stupid that concept was so they eased up around gold and silver.
You know, the Pope has said that Pokemon is actually a good influence for kids because it stimulates their imagination.
>>141458040Well shit forgot my fucking face.
>>141458040I told my mom that Pokemon, LoZ, and FF helped me learn to read better. She gave me a weird look and I showed her how much reading was involved. She was surprised.
>>141458060To be fair, Alakazam does resemble Baphomet.
>>141458035Amen. My brother doesn't ask for them, but with the lax attitude my parents take with him compared to me, I'm sure they'd be fine with it.
>>141457797Yes, it was actually a thing. It also took the Vatican until 1992 to finally admit that the Earth revolves around the Sun and not the other way around.
>>141458035whoopsies
>>141458040Are you acting like you're special?My parents are just as lenient if not more. My Mom played vidya with me from the beginning. When I was 8, we would play Banjo Kazooie together.
>>141458067Retarded people don't care about what even their fucking religious leader says.Jesus himself could pop out of nowhere and tell them to let their kids play Pokémon and they would give zero fucks.
>>141458357RELIGION IS PROGRESSIVE, GUYS
>>141458060>herp derp its satanic so its badHAIL SATAN
>>141458559The same way a glacier is progressive.
>>141458345He just asked me for Dead Island and he's gonna be 12. I told him no that game is stupid and you don't need it. He's adamant about it though.
>>141458647Kick him in the chin and give him Jak 2.
My mom wanted to throw me out when she caught me playing Atelier Totori as it was objectifying little womyn and she did not want a paedophile in her household. Such is another day as a kid of a feminazi.>>141458067Catholic church also accepts evolution.
>>141458328I'm not gonna lie, I don't see the resemblance.Alakazam did not have a goat head, horns, have round tits, nor wear baggy pants.
>>141458647Dead Space? Really? I won't lie and say I've never played M-rated games back in the day, but games back then looked like shit and you couldn't take it seriously. He's really going to play a game with monsters with human faces tearing Isaac apart?
>>141458850>What is moving out of home?
>>141458998>Dead Space
I remember my mother saying something very similar to this. But it was more like "My friend heard from The 700 Club that Pokemon cards are made by the devil"But without fail there was always something Pokemon related under the Christmas tree every year.
>>141458754haha, I wish. I try and get him to play better games but he hangs around my cousins too much and they're all little fucks like that.
>Parents let me play GTA, Max Payne, Dead or Alive, all that shit>Heard swearing and didn't even care, dad actually introduced me to GTA>Got grounded from those games for swearing
I didn't really like playing Pokemon anyway.
I had a friend whos mother would not let him play pokemon related anything because she said the psychic shit like mewtwo would teach him black magic. I shit you the fuck not. She was one of those speak-in-tongue types too. Cunt
>>141454467>Creationism isn't tied to religionI can't tell f my brain is full of fuck or why.
>>141459130Give him Cawwa Doody then. Your brother sounds like a dumbshit and would probably get himself killed by environmental hazards in DS.
God, man.I still hate my aunt for what she tried to do.She literally tried to get my mother into stopping me from playing any video games or anything she didn't like.These memories are getting me pretty heated.
My parents let me play games within my age rating. Got my first T rated game at 12, (Super Smash Bros Melee) and my first M rated game when I was 16 (Resident Evil 4).They also didn't give a shit what I played so long as it was within my age rating. That said, the only non Nintendo consoles I've ever owned were the PS2 and 360.>>141458850I'd have thrown you out too. No faggot ass son of mine would play a game about a little girls under my roof.
>IF YOU'RE TOO SICK TO GO TO SCHOOL YOU'RE TOO SICK TO PLAY COMPUTER GAMES
>>141454479But it does mean whale dick....
>>141454198>not allowed to play a game with magic in it because you believe in magicWhat in the fuck?
My parents were Christian and I never went through this. I could have played Doom in front of them and they wouldn't give 2 shits, yet when it came to church I either went or they were castrating me.I guess I was lucky?
Oh DEAR GOD. ALL THESE FUCKING MEMORIES.>Live in Mexico>There are these things called "Tazos", which are essentially what everyone else calls pogs>Pokemon is a big thing (talking about around 1998-2002), so they make Pokemon Tazos everyone wants>Kids who don't want their tazos simply throw them out>Go out on the schoolyard and collect these, since nobody seems to know how to use a fucking trash can>Build a collection on nothing but discared tazos>Meet this kid who seems all alone and quiet>As a sign of free will, I give him a couple of tazos so we have something to talk about>He accepts them, and immediately snaps them in front of my face>"DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK?">"Mai mom sez pokeyman is devil's wurrrk">Flip him off and never speak to this kid againFortunately, the little asshole moved out a month later, but still, I was just trying to be nice.
>>141459325I knew a guy who's mom made him release Mewtwo because he was a Psychic-type.
I had a childhood friend that had that same exact mom, but replace Pokemon with Power Rangers and Digimon.I even called her out on her bullshit when I was little and was later grounded from my own mom for back talking.
I wasent aloud to play Pokemon till I was 9. I was born in 1992 so that was in 2001 when I started playing. By then everyone I knew was playing YuGiOh.Still played games and cards till I was 15
>>141458880But he does have a goat head. And horns. And performs magic. And his previous form had a star symbol.Alakazam is basically a fusion of Baphomet and a Buddhist master.
>>141459560>free willMeant GOOD will. Fuck.
>>141459484>Implying my parents weren't at work
I once tried to trick my grandmother into buying me Manhunt. The plan failed.
>>141459560What a jerk. I would have at least said thank you and thrown them away later or something.
