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Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)21:49
No.140723929

File: 1337996965112.png-(207 KB, 480x346, 14.png)

Anonymous 05/25/12(Fri)21:49 No.140723929

>Rule #1 No Cursing or Swearing, this is a FAMILY server
>Rule #2 Failure to respect the admins WILL result in a ban

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)21:51
No.140724073

Anonymous No.140724073 05/25/12(Fri)21:51 No.140724073

>2012
>playing on shit servers

Thankfully on PC we have freedom of choice. Just choose 5 or 6 good servers and stick to them.

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)21:51
No.140724089

Anonymous No.140724089 05/25/12(Fri)21:51 No.140724089

>You have been kicked. Reason: Not greeting the admin when he joined

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)21:51
No.140724140

Anonymous No.140724140 05/25/12(Fri)21:51 No.140724140

>>140724089
Who actually does this?

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)21:52
No.140724159

Anonymous No.140724159 05/25/12(Fri)21:52 No.140724159

>"Hey anon you need pony skins to play on this server"

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)21:53
No.140724228

Anonymous No.140724228 05/25/12(Fri)21:53 No.140724228

>This is a christian server
>This is a safe for work imageboard

Why do people do this?

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)21:54
No.140724306

Anonymous No.140724306 05/25/12(Fri)21:54 No.140724306

>people making up shit for the sake of complaining

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)21:54
No.140724315

Anonymous No.140724315 05/25/12(Fri)21:54 No.140724315

File: 1337997254707.jpg-(13 KB, 288x318, 1332228939560.jpg)

>This is a christian server
>CS:S

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)21:54
No.140724387

Anonymous No.140724387 05/25/12(Fri)21:54 No.140724387

File: 1337997298841.gif-(1.98 MB, 402x315, 1335282894384.gif)

>Kill a guy
>"Anon is using aimbot"
>Banned before I can even get a word in

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)21:55
No.140724394

Anonymous No.140724394 05/25/12(Fri)21:55 No.140724394

File: 1337997302688.png-(3 KB, 236x176, 1283149119766.png)

>>140724159

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)21:55
No.140724471

Anonymous No.140724471 05/25/12(Fri)21:55 No.140724471

File: 1337997355161.png-(82 KB, 394x403, 1316106277057.png)

>Attempt to civilly disagree with someone about a game on a forum
>YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FOR TROLLING

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)21:56
No.140724495

Anonymous No.140724495 05/25/12(Fri)21:56 No.140724495

File: 1337997372197.jpg-(65 KB, 452x361, 1325373644798.jpg)

>>140724306
>complaining just for the sake of complaining
Things like OP mentioned actually exist, you know.

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)21:56
No.140724506

Anonymous No.140724506 05/25/12(Fri)21:56 No.140724506

File: 1337997378021.jpg-(26 KB, 410x432, 1315414094328.jpg)

>dominating the admin
>banned for being a cheating shit eating fagstick

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)21:57
No.140724639

Anonymous No.140724639 05/25/12(Fri)21:57 No.140724639

File: 1337997471188.jpg-(180 KB, 1016x727, ok now I am rustled..jpg)

>You have been banned for trolling
Me dominating you is not fucking trolling honky hell

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)21:58
No.140724669

Anonymous No.140724669 05/25/12(Fri)21:58 No.140724669

I usually play on no cursing servers.
It's not that I dislike cursing, I love cursing. But it keeps away the people who generally curse every other sentence and are just no fun to be around and play with. My old server had the no cursing rule but never really enforced it unless it was excessively.

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)21:59
No.140724809

Anonymous No.140724809 05/25/12(Fri)21:59 No.140724809

>>140724471
That's the reason why I don't frequent forums since 2004. When I actually go to a forum I NEVER say my personal opinions on anything. In spite of 4chan being as shitty as it is, it's the only place where I can express myself freely.

Forums moderators are real assholes sometimes.

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:01
No.140724998

Anonymous No.140724998 05/25/12(Fri)22:01 No.140724998

File: 1337997709916.jpg-(79 KB, 335x450, 1337672011841.jpg)

>server welcome banner has marijuana imagery all over it

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:02
No.140725081

Anonymous No.140725081 05/25/12(Fri)22:02 No.140725081

File: 1337997774521.jpg-(12 KB, 206x235, 1335591905556.jpg)

>minecraft SMP family server
>make a humongous nazi flag in one of the further reaches of the level
>faggot comes by, starts silently destroying my glorious nazi flag that i worked on for like 6 hours (if you include gathering the required supplies)
>scream at mods to ban him for griefing
>they walk to the ruins of my massive nazi flag which has already been torn apart so that they didn't see what it was intended to be
>they ban him and revert all of his changes
>bigass swastika and everything right in front of the mod
>kick his shit with a diamond sword the moment it happens
>run like an asshole
>you have been banned for the reason: GET THE FUCK OUT
>mfw

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:03
No.140725127

Anonymous No.140725127 05/25/12(Fri)22:03 No.140725127

>>140723929
>Failure to respect the admins WILL result in a ban

Failure meaning kicking the admin's ass.

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:04
No.140725169

Anonymous No.140725169 05/25/12(Fri)22:04 No.140725169

>hop in random TF2 server
>get autoassigned, odd
>noticed everyone either sucks extreme shit or just walks into combat without shooting
>Red team consists of a single Scout running around and firing wildly until someone dies
>sometimes he walks up to people, stops, and kills them while he's stationary.
>Play Hoovy
>Move next to cart, see faggot Scout in the distance, wind up and start shooting
>"Hey you actually hit me that time"
>He approaches again, I shoot leetle tiny baby man until dead
>You have been kicked by admin

Then it hit me; the whole blu team was just pretending to play so the single red scout could kill them over and over and over again. There were fucking 11 people on blu team. To this day I wonder if it was a clanwide joke thing or if they really did pretend to play to stroke the red player's ego.

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:04
No.140725218

Anonymous No.140725218 05/25/12(Fri)22:04 No.140725218

>>140725081
I like you

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:05
No.140725308

Anonymous No.140725308 05/25/12(Fri)22:05 No.140725308

File: 1337997945524.png-(2 KB, 196x171, 1337758993702.png)

>join a server
>shitty latency
>say "what are you guys in fucking africa or something?"
>banned for racism

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:06
No.140725349

Anonymous No.140725349 05/25/12(Fri)22:06 No.140725349

File: 1337997974699.jpg-(40 KB, 460x480, 1316325255979.jpg)

>Dont use your mic too much

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:06
No.140725380

Anonymous No.140725380 05/25/12(Fri)22:06 No.140725380

File: 1337997998650.jpg-(121 KB, 800x720, 1336901843020.jpg)

>>140725081

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:07
No.140725432

Anonymous No.140725432 05/25/12(Fri)22:07 No.140725432

>>140725308
Thats what you get for being racist

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:07
No.140725447

Anonymous No.140725447 05/25/12(Fri)22:07 No.140725447

>>140725169
I read that entirely on heavy's voice.

Also, holy fuck. You gotta be bullshiting there. I mean, one thing is that he was using bots but another is that there was real people actually playing with him like that.

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:09
No.140725614

Anonymous No.140725614 05/25/12(Fri)22:09 No.140725614

>>140725308
>Random guy joins the server
>Starts talking shit about the server

Were you expecting them to give you a medal or what?

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:10
No.140725665

Anonymous No.140725665 05/25/12(Fri)22:10 No.140725665

>>140725447

That's what I thought too, like if was just some achievement server. There was some chat activity and the names didn't seem like bots, so I don't know. I wish I remembered the name of the server, it actually had a name and custom banner. Even then, the ban was probably permanent.

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:11
No.140725783

Anonymous No.140725783 05/25/12(Fri)22:11 No.140725783

>>140725447

Allowing autists to interact often results in very strange things.

Gumby !!d1AOk56CFhI
05/25/12(Fri)22:12
No.140725867

Gumby !!d1AOk56CFhI No.140725867 05/25/12(Fri)22:12 No.140725867

>>140725081
I'm gonna try that sometime.

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:13
No.140725940

Anonymous No.140725940 05/25/12(Fri)22:13 No.140725940

Wow sometimes I wish all games were P2P because of shit like this.

Dedicated servers = bad game

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:13
No.140725941

Anonymous No.140725941 05/25/12(Fri)22:13 No.140725941

File: 1337998394494.jpg-(56 KB, 413x395, 1311798531605.jpg)

>>140725081

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:13
No.140725953

Anonymous No.140725953 05/25/12(Fri)22:13 No.140725953

>>140725081
>kill the admin after he helps you
>start running

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:13
No.140725959

Anonymous No.140725959 05/25/12(Fri)22:13 No.140725959

>>140723929
Even worse.
>playing MMO
>In a raid
"Alright faggots lets get this right this time"
"Excuse me, my son plays in this guild. I would really appreciate it if you could all watch your language, alright?"
Pisses me off!

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:13
No.140725973

Anonymous No.140725973 05/25/12(Fri)22:13 No.140725973

>tf2 Server
>some strange dude with Asian name joins
>He is getting a high number of head shots.
>everybody gets mad.
>accuse him of hacking.
>gone spectator
>he is definitively NOT hacking
>say "I'm spectating and he is not hacking"
>admin kicks the "hacker"
>Defend the guy over voice.
>You have been kicked by administrator.

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:14
No.140726106

Anonymous No.140726106 05/25/12(Fri)22:14 No.140726106

>christian gaming servers

Yes, they really do exist

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:15
No.140726132

Anonymous No.140726132 05/25/12(Fri)22:15 No.140726132

>Join random TF2 cp_gorge server
>Join looseing blu team as hoovy
>Half of red useing premiums to stack and win
>Start ploughing them down
>Win 3 rounds in a row
>I am told to stop 'hacking' or they will summon an admin
>Inform them that they are just shit and there pay to win strategy does not work
>Admin arrives
>Demands that i stop helping blu to win against donators
>Say no
>Get kicked Reason: Disobeying Admin.

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:15
No.140726176

Anonymous No.140726176 05/25/12(Fri)22:15 No.140726176

>>140725081
what were you running from? its not like he needs to see you to ban you

that'd be like running from cancer once you've already got it

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:16
No.140726257

Anonymous No.140726257 05/25/12(Fri)22:16 No.140726257

>>140726176
It just makes it funnier

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:16
No.140726278

Anonymous No.140726278 05/25/12(Fri)22:16 No.140726278

>Kissing the admins ass to get special benefits.

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:17
No.140726337

Anonymous No.140726337 05/25/12(Fri)22:17 No.140726337

>>140726132
wat

they donated to get the chance of being all together in the same team?

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:17
No.140726364

Anonymous No.140726364 05/25/12(Fri)22:17 No.140726364

File: 1337998670791.jpg-(66 KB, 640x360, 1335717634373.jpg)

>>140726132
>looseing
>useing

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:18
No.140726390

Anonymous No.140726390 05/25/12(Fri)22:18 No.140726390

File: 1337998687983.gif-(1.17 MB, 200x207, 1312672971954.gif)

>>140725973
>TF2
>playing sniper, spy, heavy, or pyro well = hacking

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:19
No.140726484

Anonymous No.140726484 05/25/12(Fri)22:19 No.140726484

>>140726337

Half of them had donator 'valve' weapons, as far as i could tell from blu they had joined randomly like i did

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:19
No.140726494

Anonymous No.140726494 05/25/12(Fri)22:19 No.140726494

>>140724809
You're joking right? Try rationally pointing out flaws in popular games here like BG2 or Half Life and see how far that gets you.

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:19
No.140726516

Anonymous No.140726516 05/25/12(Fri)22:19 No.140726516

>>140726337

And apparently win despite how skilled the other team is.

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:19
No.140726530

Anonymous No.140726530 05/25/12(Fri)22:19 No.140726530

File: 1337998788351.gif-(1.11 MB, 157x173, 1333827956780.gif)

>>140724315
>Not only using AK-47 and shouting "Allah akbar" every time you kill someone

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:20
No.140726553

Anonymous No.140726553 05/25/12(Fri)22:20 No.140726553

>cs first round
>dont buy anything and talk to hostages
>get 2 kills and win the round
>next round buy m4a1
>kill 4 people because they all have pistols
>get kicked for hacking

you cant make this shit up

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:20
No.140726557

Anonymous No.140726557 05/25/12(Fri)22:20 No.140726557

>Be admin
>Shithead joins game and starts trash talking everyone
>Tell him to stop
>He gets buttmad and rages on about how I can't tell him to do shit
>Kick him
>He comes back and goes on about me abusing my powers
>Ban him

And no shits were given

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:21
No.140726659

Anonymous No.140726659 05/25/12(Fri)22:21 No.140726659

>>140726494
Nowadays it's harder to make a thread saying you like half life than one saying you don't.

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:21
No.140726681

Anonymous No.140726681 05/25/12(Fri)22:21 No.140726681

>HEY ANON NO C-WORD
>I'm an australian and it was an autralian server

Buncha fuckin' cunts, mate.

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:21
No.140726734

Anonymous No.140726734 05/25/12(Fri)22:21 No.140726734

File: 1337998918743.gif-(988 KB, 200x167, 1337898387039.gif)

>>140723929
Getting angry because you can't curse? Wow. At least I have self-control and don't have to rely to such ignoramus, lewd language.

Please, have some common sense here, and don't let yourself controlled by your emotions.

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:22
No.140726742

Anonymous No.140726742 05/25/12(Fri)22:22 No.140726742

>>140726494
nobody bans me for that.

Even though I like Half Life so much I am actually open minded enough to recognize some of it's flaws but enjoy them and their mods because it's so much FUN

Gumby !!d1AOk56CFhI
05/25/12(Fri)22:23
No.140726825

Gumby !!d1AOk56CFhI No.140726825 05/25/12(Fri)22:23 No.140726825

File: 1337998986826.jpg-(45 KB, 540x694, funny-duck-airplane-window.jpg)

>>140726530
>not using "ALLAH ACKBAR" everytime you blow yourself up

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:23
No.140726846

Anonymous No.140726846 05/25/12(Fri)22:23 No.140726846

>>140726659
>he doesn't like half-live
Your obviously a retard and should just leave the internet all-together.

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:24
No.140726891

Anonymous No.140726891 05/25/12(Fri)22:24 No.140726891

File: 1337999040621.jpg-(14 KB, 360x270, what.jpg)

>>140724471

>talking to friends at school
>they keep telling me to buy mw3
>say im more of a halo guy
>their face

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:24
No.140726943

Anonymous No.140726943 05/25/12(Fri)22:24 No.140726943

>>140726484
>>140726484
>donator 'valve' weapons

what do you mean with that. I haven't played the game in a long time.

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:25
No.140727026

Anonymous No.140727026 05/25/12(Fri)22:25 No.140727026

File: 1337999131321.gif-(1.86 MB, 202x175, A brief history of Bioware.gif)

>no swearing or cursing
>in a game where 50% of the VA's lines includes swears

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:25
No.140727052

Anonymous No.140727052 05/25/12(Fri)22:25 No.140727052

File: 1337999152153.gif-(408 KB, 160x120, 1329287529600.gif)

>You have been banned from the server
>Reason: Cursing
>Game is rated M for blood and gore, intense violence, harsh language, strong sexual content, and scenes infant slaughtering

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:26
No.140727129

Anonymous No.140727129 05/25/12(Fri)22:26 No.140727129

>>140727052
>infant slaughtering
What game?

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:28
No.140727251

Anonymous No.140727251 05/25/12(Fri)22:28 No.140727251

File: 1337999290073.png-(141 KB, 325x424, batman steps on a lego.png)

>server welcome page plays SANIC.wav
>all of it

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:28
No.140727253

Anonymous No.140727253 05/25/12(Fri)22:28 No.140727253

File: 1337999291585.jpg-(630 KB, 855x1050, 1337556587234.jpg)

>Dicking around on Tf2 server
>It's a hangout server, I'm there to Idle and hang with bros
>Challenge someone to heavy boxing, we get set up in the ring
>Admin joins, He nukes the server and everyone dies, he continues doing this when anyone questions why he is doing it.
>Visit group page to see what the fuck happened
>The admin does this shit alot, page is filled with people asking why they were banned.
>Group leader closes comments, says these exact words

"The admin had a right to ban you for disrespect, it doesn't matter what he did to piss you off, the long and short of it is, he's the admin. And if you get butthurt just because he owns all of you. You aren't welcome on our servers anyway"
>mfw
fuck Beerheads.

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:28
No.140727298

Anonymous No.140727298 05/25/12(Fri)22:28 No.140727298

>>140727026
>>140727052

What's wrong, Ignorami?? You don't have enough self-control to stop spewing such lewd language?

Please, this amuses me to no end, yet, makes me pity you.

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:32
No.140727609

Anonymous No.140727609 05/25/12(Fri)22:32 No.140727609

>>140726278
My brother used to go on random RS private servers and did that. He became a co owner and admin several times this way. Did I mention he is a faggot?

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:33
No.140727718

Anonymous No.140727718 05/25/12(Fri)22:33 No.140727718

>>140727609
It was implied.

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:33
No.140727756

Anonymous No.140727756 05/25/12(Fri)22:33 No.140727756

We should create dedicated servers for /v/ only. Toady as an admin. Lulz ensured.

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:34
No.140727767

Anonymous No.140727767 05/25/12(Fri)22:34 No.140727767

File: 1337999647004.jpg-(18 KB, 262x238, 1301417026635.jpg)

>>140727253
either kid or 35 year old virgin on a power trip

>mfw valve servers are lower in skill, but have none of the admin and donator faggotry that ruins so many servers, making them the best pubs

Anonymous
05/25/12(Fri)22:34
No.140727770

Anonymous No.140727770 05/25/12(Fri)22:34 No.140727770

>>140727253
Nagatoro pls go

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