you too

>>137546062
I wish.
Gotta go wash dishes for minimum wage.

Thanks, I will.

I will thanks! Going to level up on Wakfu and do some Essays. New Wakfu patch notes make me sad

I will, after I eat dinner I will study for finals.

Going out at 11
I mean y-you too

Every day I work out. I get so tired and rest in bed. Do you guys even lift?

>>137546062
Cheers mate, just got F:NV fully modded and working, learned how to use FNVedit and FNPlugin merger in a decent way.

Got some chips/crisps if I feel like watching some SC2.

If you are not an alcoholic where I live you got pretty much zero social life.
Huzzah for the web and you fucktards.

I've had enough fun for today, got high with a bud and watched K-on.

I've got plenty to do. Kid Icarus, rewatching some old shows, drawing shit for Run and Jump.

My Girlfriend just brought some rum home

So thank I will

just like every other day

>implying I'll be staying home tonight
nope going to walk around in New York with my friend like every Friday

>went to a casino
>made 200 bucks
>sitting in front of my computer now while earting bacon.

please, tell me how this is a bad life again, OP.

I will be home, drinking whiskey with my roommate and playing vidya.

I work for a living. "Going out" doesnt really appeal to me anymore. Occasionally we'll get drunk enough to go to a strip club but im trying to axe that pricey habit.

>That gf when no feel

>>137546062

>yfw I'm bowling with my best friend, her other friend, and a few of her siblings tonight

just out of interest:

do you communicate to exchange information or just for the sake of communicating ?

going out tomorrow night

fuck you op

but im hanging out with my bros tonite we get icecreem roo

itt normal fags the cancer of /v/

And I will program in Haskell.

What, like I always do?

Shit man I don't even know what to play. I'm thinking Gunstar Heroes or Alien Soldier. Not sure which one to pick.

Why wouldn't I?

I'm an introvert, so....thanks?

Name one good reason to go out.

I love to stay at home studying thanks OP

Nope.

When my buddy gets out of work we're gonna hang out, smoke some weed and go to the bar.

I will.

Where I live there's no public transportation.

So instead of going out to the bars and ending up in the drunk tank at the end of the night people go to each other's houses to socialize.

I'll be taking some molly in about five hours. Rolling my fucking face off in the comfort of my own home.

>>137546062
Thanks. You too.

>>137549057
not wasting your life

this thread always makes me laugh :)

I'm going to pvp at Dark Souls all night long.

Fuck yeah Great Axe
Great Axe, fuck yeah.

>>137548917

Shit son, I recommend that Gunstar Heroes. Fun as all hell.

Is there a Genesis emulator with netplay? I could get a lot of enjoyment with that.

>implying I'm staying home tonight

>mfw im seeing mastodon tonight
>its a whale face

>>137548917

Gunstar Heroes

Help me too:
Bioshock 2, Assasins Creed 2, Dead Space 2, House of the Dead Overkill - Extended Cut, Resonance of Fate, NIER, Transformers - War for Cybertron

>>137549364
You can get away with stumbling home drunk long distances and not getting busted, you just gotta do it right.

My girlfriend is at a friends house. I ain't even mad. Gettin pussy on Sunday.

My friends invited me to go drinking with them but I have to get up early for work. Doing 7 hours hungover is fucking painful.

>finally get a saturn emulator working
>will finally get to play NiGHTS into dreams after 5 years of wanting to play it
>even if that's a wash I'll be working on playing megaman legends, which I still haven't finished

I will.

>went out yesterday with friends
>going out monday all day for a bro moving to another town

I can deal. Tonight, I am CAPTAIN VIDYA.

Jokes on you, I'm going to a LAN tonight.

Thanks.
Gotta rest before i go on a whole week trip with friends.

>>137550292
Where?

>ITT normalfags

holy shit I knew they were here but I never thought there would be this many.

>>137550018
I am the master of working hungover and on little sleep, I'm not really proud of that feat cause it's more my from my ability to rage than my own willpower. That and if you come to work with glitter still on you your coworkers won't let you hear the end of it.

>>137550364
>people go outside
>durr normalfags
/v/ definition of normalfaggotry is retarded

I like /jp/'s and /a/ definition of it

>>137550752
Its like you havent even read half the posts in this thread

I have no choice but to stay home tonight, someone was murdered around my corner last night so fuck leaving the house.

>>137551116
I did
most of it's people are planning on staying him
other are people who plan on going out by themselves or with people

This doesn't make them normalfags

>>137550752


.....what's their definition of it?

>>137551332
Woah shit, what happened?

You got me OP, but tomorrow is my senior prom.

I will miss playing pokemon for one night

>>137551703
>playing pokemon
>prom

Kill yourself.

>>137551586
this fucker happened
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-17866758

>>137549576
How is it a waste?

It's Friday night. You hop out of the moonwell, fresh and tingly, strapping on your Hit gear as you mount up. The Nightsaber purrs as your Night Elf date hops on behind you. You ride to the nearest flower vendor and buy her a Black Rose. But her eyes aren't on the beautiful Off-Hand... they drop to your dashing new Alliance Wallet, and a devilish smile curls her lips. "Wait here," she says, "while I slip into something with a little more Agility. Oh, and don't forget your Protection Spec, mighty warrior."

>>137551779
Said the faggot to the fly

I'm at home right now...
My friend's home, that is.
With 4 other guys.
LAN party.
Yay.

>>137551527
Definition of a normalfag on /jp/ is someone who finds things like friends,money,relationship,job,car,home whatever bullshit normal people like to throw around, important on a anonymous website.

e.g people who treat this place like facebook

Just going outside does not make you normalfag

>>137551779
>having a faggy anime name as identification on an anonymous imageboard

Nope. Going to a party. I'm bringing the spaghetti.

I'm visiting my parents for the week. So ironically...I am having fun staying at my home in the homeland sense.

My housemates just got back in. They went out tonight, I stayed home playing The Walking Dead game

>>137551896
Said the faggot.

>>137551924
I'd have my full trip if my PSU didn't die.

Thanks! Just about to co-op Titan Quest with a few bros.

Night is already over here. I was at work.

>>137551992
We both know this won't go anywhere

>>137551929
>Name
>Sage
Hi sage, I'm Basil.

you know whats awkward? meeting with your best friends and realising that youre the only one left without a girlfriend.

fuck going out

I don't understand these threads. What are you supposed to do if you're not staying home? I'm in my 30s and most people around my age are married with kids. I'm pretty sure they don't go anywhere.

having a small fortune in the bank account and ability to go anywhere and do anything doesn't matter, because i'd prefer to be in my room, playing vidya all night

I am on oncall duty, it sucks, but such is the life of a system administrator.

>That gf when no feel

>>137552145
You might be 30
but most of the people here are 12

I will enjoy my time alone listening to every Ace Combat soundtrack.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1Qkzj5bStU

>>137551795
Is Whitby nice otherwise?

Lancaster fag here

I've ripped the bong twice, OP.
I feel so fucked up.
I've got Cream going
Disraeli Gears
I can't stop rocking back and forth smiling
and i forget to blink sometimes

>>137552146
Can I have your monis

I want to leave this basement ;_;

sticky this shit

>>137552137
> have girlfriend
> best friend A has girlfriend
> LAN party
> best friend B does not have a girlfriend
> best friend C does not have a girlfriend and has been shot down by your sister a while ago
> feel uncomfortable making sex jokes

Decide for me, /v/: Should I study some math, or install Europa Universalis III?

>>137552271
Quentin would like a word with you.

>Mfw i'm going to my girlfriends and i'm going to fuck her and cum inside her

You virgins will never no that feel

>>137552324
We have this thread every weekend you faggot.

>>137552348
>Implying Quentin doesn't smoke copious amounts of weed.

I probably won't have fun, but thanks.
Is this the fabled '/v/ culture' I hear so much about?

I will! I'm going to play Quake Live for the first time. It's my first Quake actually, so any tip would be welcome (No, i'm not a CoD kiddy)


Also OP, i'll stay at my home all the weekend. I have some important exams in a month, and I'm going to go out a few times only. When I'm not out, I'm in studing and playing. It's glorious.


Have fun!

>>137552301
>give me money
no, earn it yourself, you cumtard

>That face when I have a girlfriend, but she works late on Fridays, so tonight I play Dark Souls and drink beer.
>That face when I have two jobs and work 6 days a week to make a living.
>That face when I ain't dead yet.

>>137552435
Rose is a British whore.

>>137552435
too much effort

I did. I watched some comedy and variety shows, and some game vidya on the jewtub.

Going to prep some programming stuff for tomorrows quarter.
Prepare a few other things.
Then just pop in to bed and watch some stuff until I doze off.

Friends are for losers.
I'd never have this fun with other people unless they were like me, but who wants to hang around with someone like me, I HATE that guy, what a faggot, hope he gets hit by a bus.

>Implying I want to go out when I'm stressed to fuck fighting my masturbation addiction

IT'S BEEN FOUR FUCKING DAYS. MY BALLS HURT AND MY DICK IS HARD ALMOST ALL THE TIME. I WILL FUCKING BEAT THIS.

Thank you very much
I will be going fast

>>137552325
Are your friends really that sensitive?

>Get 4 swords adventures in the mail yesterday
>have no work today
>get invited to a party today and tomorrow
>say no because and explained that i wanted to stay home and play all night


alpha.
as.
fuck.

uni tomorrow

>>137552348
fuck quentin

i spent my teenagers going out each weekend, getting drunk beyond words, hooking up with girls and waking up in other people houses.

although im glad i did experience that shit, now im older im totally content to just sit home and play vidya on weekends.

to those of you who are in your teens and reading this, go out and do what i said above. you will have plenty of time to sit and do fuck all when you are older.

I wish I could, but my new gf wants me to meet her friends.

just came back from a booty call, suck that op!

Going to see the avengers 3d midnight, then uncharted 3 multiplayer all night long

>>137552415
Map control is more important than precision aiming

Strafejumping is glorious

I will. First day off work in 7 days.

Thanks bro I will.

I'll try OP, I'll try......

>>137546062
I will... Thanks a lot anon kun.

>>137552482
I've lost almost all motivation to fap. It just bores me now. I might start choking myself or something.

>>137552482
Some week back I went 3-4 days without fapping and I ended up having a wet dream for first time in like 6 years

I'm gonna be smoking with my bros. Whats the matter? Have no friends?

Thanks you too, I think I'll walk to the sushi place and order me some BBQ eel. Nothing like spending a friday night like playing some KS and eating sushi to drown out the misery ;_;

>>137552482
>constantly hard dick
Shit, you too?

Except when I fap I start getting random erections the next day that never go away, while when I don't fap I never get an erection unless I stroke it.

>>137552674
You could choke me while fucking me.
I get off to that.

sorry OP but im going to a party tonight
... and tomorrow...
and maybe sunday too

Thanks. I recently got NES homebrew working on my PSP, so I've got a large backlog of games I haven't played in over 15 years.

There's a 10% of me going out and drinking with my pals tonight though.

>try to get a life
>apply for a license
>go to driving test
>fail miserably, feel like shit
>go back home, turn on my computer, shut off my curtains
>that feel

I will OP, I fucking will. Fuck the real world.

>hipsters playing quake live because they never played q3 when it was released
>they dont realize quake 3 is what killed the franchise and the game was shit and nobody made mods for it, because of how shit the engine was

>>137552601
What is this "strafejumping" thing?

>>137546062
Thank you too

T-thanks you t-t-too...

>>137552775
Fucking normalfag.

I was going to walk to the store and pick up some Black & Milds, but I'm a lazy asshole to get out of this chair.

>implying I'm not going out to the Avacyn Restored pre-release then heading out with friends for some drinks

Wish me luck Anons!

>>137552760
Are you a dude? Who am I kidding, like I give a shit.

>>137552795
Rose is a British whore.

I stay home every Friday (and Saturday), I have no reason to leave the house.

shooting my first short film tonight
i almost wish that i was just going to stay at home and play dota 2
almost

Jokes on you. I'm going out to McDonalds later by myself to eat.

Why do you insist upon posting this nonsense on /v/ of all places? /v/ is for video games, not for pointless discussions on whether or not someone has a social life! Go to /b/ for that!

>>137552797
bunnyhop

>>137552674

>I might start choking myself or something.

What would that accomplish?

>>137552845
Nah but we could play pretend.

>>137552797
ah shit nigga you got lots to learn

>>137552904
Faggot.

I will.
Gonna eat and get fatter, and grind on Maginogi.
Also gonna play the fuck outta Prototype 2. Tonight's gonna be fun.

>>137552901
The rush from nearly suffocating might be exciting.

Is /v/ frozen?

The problem is not stay in home tonight. The problem is that i need study to the finals.

>>137552901
I just know it feels really good.

>>137552929
I didn't say I was a guy.

>>137552714
I'm here for you anon

>>137552931
Mabinogi*

>>137552978

Why does it feel good? what

>>137552674
Get some tweezers and pull out hairs in sensitive areas.
Shits pretty damn relaxing and wakening at the same time.

Just don't do it on hairy nipples if you have hairy nipples.
Fuck me that'd be awful if you ripped your nipple off.
Balls too, holy shitballs don't do that.

Nose, edge of eyelashes, under the nose at the moustache top, chin, under and especially at the side of lips, tops of your fingers - both segments.

I'm sick, I'm alone at home tonight, but today, I GOT A JOB

>>137552931
>Prototype 2

MY. NIGGA.

Them tendrils man, them tendrils!
Fuck that ending though.

Its okay, ill just be relaxing with my girlfriend.

>>137552901
I don't know, I might discover a previously unknown autoerotic asphyxiation fetish. Which might be cool, or horrifying. It'd be interesting, at any rate.

>Weed
>Snacks
>Beer
>ArmAII, Armoury

Thanks, I will.

>>137552794
>failing driving test

Don't you guys in amuurica even use automatic cars?

How can you fail

You could, you know, just stop fapping for a few day.

>Implying I'm staying home

I'm running heroics all night on my mage alt

>>137553029
I want to wax my balls but I'm afraid.

So afraid.

>>137552954
For me a way safer way to do it is to throw yourself under some bedsheets, and block off the air, still get a small rush

But, I'm going to the Aquabats concert tonight.

>>137553068

Believe me I asked myself that.

Which is why I'll never drive ever again.

I barely go out so it's fine.

if you want the "rush" that comes with suffocating , which is just lack of oxygen, just hold your breath while jerking off, it makes you cum faster

also
>that feel when fucking a girl and you put your hand around her neck and she is disappointing you didn't choke her

>>137553085
You don't know how hard that is when you're addicted. Your dick is screaming at you to do something.

>>137553029
Oh god man, I thought I was the only one.

>that feel when squeezing out a tiny hard to reach neck hair

>>137553026
It just... does.

10/10 girl in my class that I kick it with sometimes. She's half japanese, average height, skinny as fuck, huge tits, intelligent, funny, whatever. She's the apple of my mothafuckin' eye.

Went out with our class for drinks

Met her boyfriend, who she's talked about before

Take the personality of a fratboy and stick it on a dude who's skinny as fuck with pubic hair growing off his face. He keeps shouting about a basketball game on the television. He tries to rap along to every song they play at this bar/club. I think to myself 'This dude has gotta be rich as fuck to be dating a chick so out of his league'.

Find out that they are both living in his parent's basement. He's a broke nigga. I try feeling it out to see if I could cut in on this jive ass turkey, and I find that she is really in love with this dude.

After we all dance a little bit he pukes on me. I walk out of the bar and take off my shirt and walk home to drink with my best friend.

I'm so jelly it hurts. I've got a thing for this girl who's in love with half a man. Maybe I'm just ugly, I donno. I'm going to get very drunk tonight.

Pic unrelated>>137552459

ive got some acid and i plan to smoke a bunch of weed and play cod with my buddy, he just railed a pill that we think is pcp or something lol we dunno
should be a fun night to say the least

>>137553105
Why not just shave them?

>Going to small shitty party.
>Just want to play Binary Domain.

If I time it right I'll be home when the torrent finishes!

>>137553105

Why not just shave instead of waxing?

>>137552205
Because there are no ages between 12 and 30

>>137553046
I fucking love Prototype 2.
I love the fact that the Blade isn't the be-all-end-all weapon anymore, and everything is evened out.
I fucking love the tendrils! Stringing niggas up by the thousands.

>>137552931
>Prototype 2
>Good
Alex fucking DIES horribly. Just like Makarov

I will. I went out last night with some friends to a pub and had a lot of fun.
>that feel when I FINALLY have friends

>>137553123
Beta as fuck man.

So what you failed first? Man up and practice

>>137552904
Damn, that sounds even more interesting than choking myself!

>>137553085

What's that supposed to do?

I'm not trying to start shit, I'm genuinely curious and might try it.

WoW or MGS Twin Snakes?

Honestly OP, I'd rather be staying home than going where I'm going.

Also, don't do suffocation.

Despite the claims it does "no damage", it really does.
A large bunch of cells die every time you do it.
This damage builds up over time and WILL cause you problems in later life.
Later life could be tomorrow or 20 years from now. It depends on what gets damaged or your general health.

It seriously fucks your brain as well. Brain cells die pretty easily with low blood, as does heart muscle.

>>137553189
Yeah, the dodge option gives you so many more possibilities too.

And >that excitement when you biobomb every soldier in the room.

>>137553171
>>137553174
Because I fucking suck at shaving them and caused a laceration once.

>>137553224
Fapping a lot reduces your testosterone level, making you lazy and unmotivated. It's amazing what keeping your sperm inside your body does.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXdNnw99-Ic

Wish you were here, /v/. ;_;

>not going to FNM and getting food afterwards

>>137553313
How the fuck is that even possible?

You got parkinsons or something?

>>137553029
I've already tried that on my nipple once. Never again. I'm a slight masochist, but holy fuck, it was like I'd gotten stung by a Tarantula Hawk Wasp right on the tit.

I hate people, so this is the best way to spent my evening. Just me, a bottle of wine and some music.

Going to eat dinner with my family and play monster hunter with my flaming faggot of a boyfriend. You betas should be gay - at least then you'll have someone who sincerely likes vidya as much as you do.

Okay, I have to be at work in the morning. Me and a friend are going out tomorrow anyway.

>mfw casuals


>mfw no videogames


pic related, anybody not saging

Ha, joke's on you! I'm gonna go to my closest Starbucks at 10 so I can see the sexy barista that smiles at me and draws smiley faces on my cup so I can drop all my spaghetti and leave the place regretting ever being born.

I will. Maybe order some pizza. Play games with my Germany friends. Those guys are bro tier.

Wait, I'm serious. What's the appeal of getting drunk? Don't say shit about socializing, because I may very well do it while sober.

I don't think I'm going to stay in tonight OP. I'm probably gonna get drunk with my friends and fail at hitting on chicks.

>>137546062
testing

>>137553313

Where do you shave? shave in the shower while your balls are wet you idiot.

>>137553281
Hell yeah.
And >that giddy feeling when you jump ontop of someone from a tall building and consume them by slamming then against the ground repeatedly

>>137553274
>Also, don't do suffocation.
??

>>137553196
Seriously, that was the only problem I had with it.
And the fact that Dana doesn't see him as her brother anymore. ;_;

I hate how they made him have an Albert Wesker mentality too...

>mfw /v/ isn't moving unless you're in a thread
>mfw no face

>>137552980
Y-you too

>>137553463
>/v/ - testicle shaving tips

>>137553429
It's fun
It drowns the sorrows
It makes ckicks easier
It all around makes you less up-tight

>>137546354
>every day

say goodbye to your gains

>>137553367
I dunno. Have you taken any driving lessons?

Here in glorious socialist republic of Sweden we need to take some mandatory stuff to even be able to test. Also, you need to take a couple of lessons if you want the driving school to sign you up for a test.

Lessons are expensive as fuck too, like 60€ or something each.

But hey, it's worth it IMO. We got the top 3 safest traffics in the world, if not the safest.

>>137553429
It's a game. It's the "adult" equivalent of the kid spinning until his perception is blurred. It relates to the ilinx principle in Roger Caillois' typology of games.

>>137553153
One thing thats really both so fucking sore but so worth it for that short feeling afterwards is pulling hairs out of spot areas.
The sensitivity in that area is like a trillion times higher.
It is like a reverse needle, but WORSE. Then that nice soothing feeling afterwards.

Spot anywhere works.
I purposely got one on my eyelid to see what it was like.
Oh man, the feeling of pulling it out. An orgasm out my eye.

>>137553429
Because it's fun. Seriously. Nothing beats getting drunk with friends and playing vidya.

>>137553475
Prototype is truly the funnest game of the month, if not THE game of the month.
The events are a pain in the ass though, in the sense that you have to wait like a month until they start unlocking.

I want the Alex skin dammit!

>having to interrupt Sole Survivor so I can get drunk

I don't know if I want this or not...

Game is babby's first survival horror btw

>>137553274
Well then what do you suggest, if I can't choke the shit out of myself while I fap to chinese cartoons.

>>137553159
OH SHIT

Now I remember why I posted this picture! I'm playing dungeons and dragons tonight with my friends. We're playing a fallout themed setting. It's horrifying in a way that we shake hands and congratulate each other on living as long as we did on a hourly basis.

The picture is of my friend and I. When we get drunk we do art projects, trading off every few minutes to see what we get. This is another that we made.

It's 1am now, have to wake up at 6am for work until noon.
This weekend is gonna be AWESOME.

I got work in the morning you fucking cunt

>>137546062

I will, faggot.

>implying I'm not playing the GW2 beta ALL WEEKEND LONG
>implying I didn't stock up on mountain dew and candy
>implying I didn't just order three pizzas

Come at me, son.

>>137553656
Fucking me while choking me, at least I'm the one getting choked.

>>137553676
Are you me? Where do you work?

One of my friends invited me out tonight, but I would much rather be home playing WoW tonight. Ah well

>implying I've not had a fun evening on my own playing video games
NOPE. Finished Arkham Asylum on hard, turned down offers to go out. Fuck yes Batman you are the most badass dude ever.

>That feel when you fap anally to cirno porn and then smell your finger that was inside your butt and you pretend you are sniffing cirno's cute little butthole

I know at least someone here tries this

>>137553628
Yeah, same here. It's gonna get old as fuck waiting for it, but it's fun enough to keep me interested.
Glad I bought it.

>people needing to get drunk to have fun.

My my, what boring fuckers you are.
Also, the fact you need to get drunk to hang out with your "friends" says a lot.
If you feel uneasy being around them sober, it is pretty much a direct insult to them.

Happily having fun for years without ever having to get drunk out our faces.
Food, vidya, laughs.

Gonna be watching some TTGL, play some oblivion and maybe play gtaIV with some bros i cant wait.

you lot are lucky. you don't feel worthless.

i feel like such a loser tonight.

>>137553780
/jp/ in a nutshell.

Already night in my time-zone.

And how I had fun staying home. Watching some futurama-episodes I torrented, eating some self made pizza, and playing Civilization. Was a really good evening.

And for the normalfagging on my weekend, I'm going to some nice garden-party tomorrow. Good friends, alcohol, meat, and all that shit. Looking forward to it.

I guess I'll end this night soon, with some toast, South Park, and fapping afterwards.

I went to the strip club with some bros last night, I guess Alexis Texas and Teagan Presley were in town because they did a stripping duet. It was pretty fucking awesome, those chicks got wild as fuck.

>>137553608
Interesting, didn't know about such a classification.

>be 26
>have full-time job, constantly busy
>sometimes go out on Friday night with friends, usually crash after a long and hard week

Have fun being underage and holding on to childish notions of "partying".

>>137546062
yes OP i will have much fun staying at home playing video game

i have turn down many offer of socialise (almost 500000 tonight alone) and i decide to stay home instead

>>137552347
You should play Alien Swarm

>>137553705
You know, I really would like to strangle you while pretending you're a man and fucking you from behind, but I have prior obligations to my family.

>>137550364
>>137550364
This.

Lets face it, 4chan has been mainstream for a while now...

I'm getting drunk and playing Xenoblade until I pass out.
COLONY 6 - RISE FROM THE ASHES
THIS KNEE IS THE KNEE THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS

>>137553656
Vibrators. Even those electric ones that shock you.

Fapless orgasms are the best, especially if you do it when you just wake.

>>137553796
Same here bro. I think I'm the only one that got it in my friends list. At least on the Xbox.

Damn shame, they're missing out.

>>137553809
1/10
I replied.

Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYiahoYfPGk

I will.

okay thanks

>>137553867
I know that feel bro, mon-fri, 7:30am - 4:30pm

By the time the weekend rolls around I can't be fucking arsed to do anything.

>>137553705

But you are probably fat

I'm going to a carnival with my wife and daughter

I have, my 10 year bro came round and we sat back listening to music, playing halo and getting baked with him and my sister. He's gone home now after being here for a few hours and i have a pizza on the way whilst playing some Tribes.

>>137553863
It's really useless unless you're doing sociological (or in my case, philosophical) research on games and such things. No need to know it for the common folk.

>>137553931
I really should get my Wii fixed so I can play this. It WOULD break long after the warrenty expired. :/

I wish I could.
Gotta go and attend some shitty christian ceremony shit.
Not cool.

But I'm playing GW2 which is better than going out and trying to look for sex.

>>137553608
Last I checked, even as a kid that shit was awful.

Why would I want to be puking my ass out my mouth again?
Why would I want to have sore heads?

>>137554006
>Not hitting on all the Christian babes.
Fucking scrub.

well i'm a civil engineer.
and to keep my job i kinda need to be awake and not hungover in the morning.
#wow #woah

gonna go to my muay thai class tonight, and then probably go home and sleep right after

>>137554001
Still, FUN FACTS, etc. Useless trivia is the best kind of trivia.

>>137554006
Dude, you could be hitting on those "pure" innocent girls.
DO IT FAGGOT.

>>137554097
Commence the jigglin', huh?

>>137554101
I'd study a martial art if I wasn't overweight. I just know they'll all make fun of me behind my back and laugh at me.
Self-esteem building my ass.

I don't know my plans yet. It's been a long fucking week though

>>137554050
They're all underage or family.
Hurr durr lolies WINCEST XDDDD! Fuck off.

Im thinking about going down by the riverside and reading my copy of the Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam the skies have been clear and beautiful I need a break from video games.

I like being a virgin because masturbation is more appealing when you haven't had sex before.

>>137554178
You have more opportunity to make muscle over thinner people, though.

Go for it.

>>137553981
I haven't been to a carnival in years. I really should take my niece to one before she gets too old to go with me.
>>137553934
I'm not really sure I want anything bigger than a finger up my ass to be honest. I like my ass being tight. I know what you mean about fapless orgasms though. I have lucid dreams sometimes, and they always feel better than actual sex. I just wake up and discover I've cum buckets in my sleep.

>>137553182
Full retard

Am I already a normalfag if I go out some weekends, have fun with friends and shit, without getting laid Because I'm in a dead-end relationship since 8 years, I guess you know why I'm not getting laid but still regretting that I could've played this game, played that game, achieved this stuff, beat that level and all that shit?

>>137554186
How underage?

>>137554256
14 or 15. I don't fucking know.

>>137554248
You're just a beta as fuck normalfag

Sure am.
I think I'll play MGS and watch some sitcoms now.

>>137554178
I doubt anyone gives a shit, but if you can get a friend to take classes with you then you two can practice and shit together and you won't have to partner up with some random guy

>>137554248
Cheat on her for the thrill.

You just went from normalfag to coooooolguy.

same here op...

>>137553981

I didn't knew you have a wife and child, Tom.

>>137554323
Fuck off NTR is disgusting Vanilla is where its at

Yeah i will, chilling with some bro's and listen to some music. Join if you want?

synchtube:/r/WinZip

>>137554285
pretty good, I'm more partial to 13 year olds but that's a solid age

>>137550364
It's 2012, literally everyone and their mother uses the internet. Moot was featured in Time magazine. That's all I'm gonna say, figure out the rest. You're a tremendous faggot for not knowing/being aware of this.

does anyone wanna play a game or just talk?

>>137554292

But isn't being beta what connects us all in here, /v/?

I fucking wish.
I'm pledging a fraternity and I'm getting hazed tonight.
Enjoy your vidya.
Enjoy your fucking beds.

>>137554248
Are you a virgin?

>tfw I just came home from a party and I danced with bellydancers and everything
shit was fucking fun and I am still drunk

Thanks, you too OP!

Girlfriend is at work and I've finished studying for my cert exams, so I'm gonna finish painting my Ork army with That '70s Show in the background.

What are you doing tonight?

>>137554348
But she is shit. So it doesn't count.

It is practically having a really good friend.

The social expectation that I must spend every weekend going out or partying is fucking terrible.

When I actually grew up, I found nothing more relaxing and fun than staying home with no errands to run or things to worry about was so much better than yet another night at a bar.

>>137554359
>Solid age
The fuck are you on about?
Girls around the age of 18-20 is better. Dem tits.

>>137554316
>friend
I...I think I'll just try to lose some weight before I sign up, so I don't roll in there like a meatball.

I was invited to a party, but it's really shitty looking so far. Probably going to be a lot of drunk mediocre-looking girls. Plus there's a $5 cover. I'm staying home.
oh god I'm so alone

>>137554368
yeah why not

>>137554417
Then break it off and then find a girl that can be your best friend who will play video games with you and who you can have sex with in the missionary position with while holding hands and telling each other how much you love each other. Then make her breakfast in the morning. Awwww yeah

>>137554439
>The social expectation
>Implying...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=%480MwvOJEBOM&%61%75%74%6F%70%6C%61%79=1&l%6fop=1

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX3TfVU55hk&%61%75%74%6F%70%6C%61%79=1&l%6fop=1

www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9XHYdpkPjs&%61%75%74%6F%70%6C%61%79=1&l%6fop=1

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDjlzUVsAZA&%61%75%74%6F%70%6C%61%79=1&l%6fop=1

www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_v09C0iit8&&%61%75%74%6F%70%6C%61%79=1&l%6fop=1

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mizKJ7HdfLU&%61%75%74%6F%70%6C%61%79=1&l%6fop=1

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfxC-EVkmag&%61%75%74%6F%70%6C%61%79=1&l%6fop=1

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vCGwJ1vs0w&%61%75%74%6F%70%6C%61%79=1&l%6fop=1

>>137554416
>no filename

Casual.

Joke's on you, my grandparents want me to come over for dinner tonight!

when I get back I'm probably just going to play Metroid Prime, since I found it for $3 earlier

I got work.

Remember to tip generously.

Hold on, where you niggaz at?

It's barely 3:50 PM
Mountain Time Master Zone

Got two 12-page papers due by Monday at 11:59, haven't started either. Going out to a party tonight to get drunk and not get laid. Girl of my dreams is dancing around in my head/phone and won't fully accept my advances but won't fully reject me either.

I'm in so much pain.

I have no choice but to stay home, stupid chest infection, no alcohol until the antibiotics are finished getting rid of it next week

You bet your faggy as I will

People still have the need to go out?

Well whatever, keep deluding yourself. I'll just enjoy my free time inside with a nice cold beer and some video games.

Jokes on you I'm about to go smoke drugs with all my friends.

going to bonfire tonight with friends

haah waaw

>>137554542
Babbys first troll.

>friday night
>just moved into my own apartment
>nobody around to discover my secret

SNSD ALL NIGHT LONG

>>137554548
Scrub.

But I'm headed out with friends. Why would I opt to stay home?

>>137554398

Wait, why do you ask? Do you imply if I fucked even once, I'm a normalfag now? Getting laid is not that hard anymore. Even chris-chan seemed to have acomplished it. You just have to settle below a 6/10, and be ready for a wild ride. At least for the first 2 years. After that you end up like me, no sex, no fun, but you're too beta to end it anyways. Als double-income means double the games, because my GF loves the vidya. No she is no gamuurr gurrrl, she's not pretty enough for that behaviour.

I always thought what us connects is being an outcast in modern civilization. Not being accepted for our hobby, even if fratboys and shallow sluts "play" the vidya today. We still hate what they play, we love our obscure cripple-girl-games, our Grand-strategies, our grindan-jrpg's, our nostalgian-games and all that. And we are angry, spaghetti-throwing manchildren. Even if we sometimes go out, we hate it, and even if we fuck a girl from time to time, we rather would have some crazy fetish-sex with our waifu.

Isn't that what us connects?

>>137554624

I find it funny when people complain about staying home on weekends.

I'm going out today with friends but I rather stay home.
Wanna switch places, OP? Since you're so inclined in being so social.

>>137554638
>Scrub

Cry harder.

Went out with friends

>>137554704
What? Get the hell outta here!

>>137554439
Agreed.

I'd have more fun reading random wikipedia articles than not remembering what I done last night, sore head and most likely annoyed someone and got some disease, possibly end up in fights since I pretty much never lie about anything unless it is a joke where lying is the point.

I just don't see the point in not remembering fun.
It seems utterly pointless.

The thought of being on a deathbed with literally no memories of life since you were smashed our your fucking face every week, and all you remember is work, debts, work, debts, world crashing recessions, no work, need to find work, stress-induced hospital visit, heart attacks... yeah that seems pretty fucking bland.

Takig ADVANTAGE of drunk people though, now that is fine.
Pretending to be smashed is an art.

Nigga, I got my roguelike to work on, on top of Lego Indy 2, 007 Nightfire, Devil May Cry 4, AND Mass Effect 1 to finish, and the second omnibus of Negima to slam down AND four more seasons of the Powerpuff Girls to watch to finish my boxset, you can bet your cracker ass I'm gonna have fun staying alone tonight.

B-but I am having fun.

2 of those Chicago Town mini pizzas, few bottles of beer, watching a fuck load of movies and browsing /v/.

Currently watching Bruno.. good film so far, but not as good as Borat.

normalfags go home

Nah, I've got my senior design final presentation tomorrow. Only fun in that is knowing that when it's done I graduate and already have a job after.

>>137554692
Ah, touché.

i'm just going to sit here and think about the girl i like. at this point, not even vidya can make me not think about her for even one second. fuck this feel.

gonna get fucked up at a party tomorrow, but i'll probably still be thinking about her there. hopefully i can seduce some little asian girl and pretend she's the girl i like. ;_;

Guess I put this fuckin' Toga on for nothing then, huh?

/v/ frozen for everyone else too?

I don't know about you, but I'm playing Halo Custom Edition with /v/ tonight

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/thevidyahalo

>>137549704
WHERE?

>>137554786

>reading random wikipedia-articles

That remembers me of many of my nights. After I stop playing vidya for the night, mostly around 2-3, I only want to look one or two things up. Often on tvtropes or the sonichu-wiki. It's hilarious! Still! So shut up. Only thing I end up with, are dozens of tabs, and a night ending around 5-6 in the morning.

I'll work out in a few minutes like I do nearly every day excluding sunday, then probably retire to my computer and play dota 2 and maybe some battlefield 3 for 6 consecutive hours.

>>137554865

yep

>>137554624
>dating a korean girl
>she's really into snsd
>asks me if i know them
>natural 20 bluff check
>she now believes she introduced me to them
>mfw she's squeals when I mimic their dance moves

>>137554887
Yes, the servers must have went boom.

tfw staying home tonight while working on run + jump with dev team

Thanks. Going to play some video games and watch anime. Got a bowl of fruit loops ready.

>>137554676
I was just kidding. DONT KILLME
I'm not that interested in sex though. I'd rather waste my time with video games and some books.

I will. I gotta prepare for tomorrow. My buddy is having a bachelors party. We get to ride on a party bus, drink, eat, paintball, drive gocarts drunk, and hit the strip club after all that.

I wonder if I'm going to be able to stay drunk the whole time.

>>137554805
High five!

RL4lyfe

I wish but I gotta go to the go to the rail yard, those trains ain't gonna chase themselves, busta!

>>137554904
Now THAT is hiding your powerlevel.

>>137554904
YOU SIR deserve a medal

Was having a drink with three friends from 7pm to 11:30pm, then I decide to go home since two of them were already pretty tired (stoners...).

Now I'm going to drink some Bacardi and have a nice night.

Jokes on you OP. I have to attend a school play for theatre class.

>Implying I'm not going alone though :(

i will

thanks

I will
I did stuff last night
and the night before that
and before that
and today
and I'll be doing stuff at home tonight

I need to try and finish Heaven's Feel and Best Served Cold by the end of the night, and it's ten to midnight. Time to get cracking.

I am going to the Opera tonight, seeing The Barber of Seville. I'll be keeping it classy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06ioSRwzFGg

>>137554959
>not pretending to be completely oblivious to any trends and asking the girl to explain it to you
>not pretending like she's smart for knowing thing relevant
Its like you don't know how to talk to girls.

>>137555078
FUCK. i was just about to post this

>>137554891
Every single time!

Go read on some random shit in to the night, end up reading about some weird pseudo-language or looking at deep sea creature articles.

>>137555096
>Implying any part of /v/ knows how to talk to girls
The fuck is wrong with you

>>137554904

I can't into this obnoxious squeaky k-pop-music, but god damn dude I'm jelly for a korean-gf. Please say that she doesn't shave. You know where.

I'm sat at home playing ratchet & clank while my girlfriend is out clubbing with a bunch of guys. I dunno if I should be worried or not but I don't really care.

>>137548382
This. I had a full time job in my field of study when i was like 19. I work full time and go to school. I'm usually exhausted by the time Friday comes around and don't wanna do anything but stay at home and play vidya. I grew out of going out to bars and shit before i turned 21...

http://store.steampowered.com/app/45100/

Gonna start playing this bad boy. You guys must all be jealous.

>>137555096
Normally I just fuck with them at every available opportunity, it seems to work for some reason.

Just received my tenga and Arkham Asylum. Just bought a bottle of vodka.

Bring on the night. Thank goodness I'm an introvert and have more fun being alone/home than with others/going out.

I'm going to watch some brazilian porn tonight, so fuck you OP.

I'll be playing vidya with my friends over xbl all night. I shall have fun.

>mfw OP reposted my OC

>>137555096
This. You pretend you have no clue about anything and let them explain everything to you.

If they are thick enough, they won't catch on to it.

Yeah, I'm gonna go running in a few minutes, work out later, then get the stereo installed in my Celica, then prepare for the gun shows that are this weekend.
>>137546354
Yes, Yes I do nigga.

>>137555226
>tenga

RotMG is all I need.

;_;

So tell me /v/, what's a party like?

>>137555321
>still playing RotMG
I maxxed out all of the classes in about a day and a half. What's wrong with you?

toga party biiiiittttccccchhhhh

>>137555205
Nothing beats cuddling in to some covers and a nice fucking cup of tea and some comfort food.

That feel. The best feel, better than anything.

>>137555078

Who is that slut, and why is she harassing me online? Someone should file a complain, and a big publisher who hasn't made a good game in years should fight against this discrimination of me.

Also

>caring what other people do as long as they don't hurt you
>Thinkin what you do is the best way in life, even if nothing matters after you die.
>Every fun you have, every game you played, every night you spent drunk with some bros in some bar hitting on sluts, doesn't matter what it is, is just a memory, that fades if you die, that won't be there afterwards, they will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

>>137553114
The one in Mesa right? Shit's gonna be bomb! Going to that with a group of friends too

>>137555354
I went to one when I was 13. Shitty music at very loud volume, pretty horrible really.

why not jkoin my max payne livestream and some good fun? jumpwire.org

even though i'm staying home, my girl is coming over. won't be as boring as you think.

God you're fucking pathetic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufqB9P22qT8

Why don't you have a girlfriend /v/?

>>137555368
Nothing beats rapetrains.

Nothing beats bringing them TO low levels too and watching them get raped like flies.

>>137555354

It's shit. Everybody pretends to have fun but probably aren't.

At least I don't.

>>137551527
people that are just normal guys browsing fucking 4chan and bitching about lolis, weaboos etc

Vita mortis careo

>going over to a friends house at 9
>DnD and diablo II all night
>listen to him cry about no gf when he gets drunk

I can't fucking wait

>>137555449
>>137555405
Glad to know I am not missing out on much.

>>137555216
ok heres how to deal with girls while hiding your power level
>hi x!
X>hey anon have you seen these rage faces on facebook?
>whats a rage face?
X>oh you know troll face and monkey face and me gusta face
>no I don't know, what are they?
X>memes anon :3
>Well whats a meme? Sorry I'm not into whats hip right now *nervous giggle*(make sure to have the giggle)
X>well it's characters on facebook and tumblr and they're really funny
Ect. Ect.

>that feel when I've stayed home almost every Friday night since I was 12
>I now realize I'm 18.
>That means I've been coming here for 4 years.
>four. Fucking. Years.

Oh well, I'm an introverted shut-in who hasn't even kissed a girl that's not family. Don't give a shit.

>>137555078
>>137555078
>murrica

Man, what a terrible narrow-minded bitchof a mother.
People like that are so shit.

Shit man, he was playing AN INSTRUMENT.
Hope she gets triple herpes in her eyes.

Its not the same if Sonic isn't telling me...

>>137555485

I mean you could have fun if you're with a bunch of friends and you like to socialize, but if you're an introvert, it's like a chore to do.
When I do go out, it's to please my friends. I rarely enjoy it.

yeah, thanks OP!

>implying my friends aren't coming over
>implying we're also not going to play video games.

>>137555425
>/v/ tries to avoid this post so they dont feel depressed

>>137555516
>4 years
Bitch I've been here since I was 11! Get on my level

>>137555516
>who hasn't even kissed a girl that's not family

You, uh, might want to rephrase that. I totally get what you mean, but it just sounds a bit incestuous. Unless that's what you were going for, in which case, more power to you..?

>>137555554
I don't have those.

>>137555616
I'm italian.

It's kind of usual for me.

>>137555497
See. I am incapable of doing that. Maybe it's /v/, I don't know, but I can't cope with retarded people like that. Not that I am narcissistic or anything along those lines, but come on. I'll just nod and act dumb, and talk to them again if they are already acquaintances of mine or have some redeeming qualities (tits are not).

>That feel when I was that guy who used to sit alone in the cafeteria
Where is that picture, does anyone have it saved?

I will.

>>137555554
>When I do go out, it's to please my friends. I rarely enjoy it.
So, I'm not the only one, good to know. Not that I do it often anyway.

>>137555516
Just wait till you get to 8 years.
Then you can really say "shit, my head is full of fuck" and actually mean it 100%

Seeing so many boards change and hearing of fellow browsers dying or leaving and you can just feel that empty gap, you get to know things well and just seeing that gap they left... oh god it is crushing.
Even without trips, you just know.

>>137555497

I co..could never bring myself to that. I would slap so much shit after the second fucking sentence from her.

I even screamed uncoherent shit after my girlfriend told me about some guys making rageface-pril-bottles. Some german dishsoap-company had a contest where you could send in your idea for a bottle-design, and apparently some neingag-fags sent in le memes for it. She told me about it, and I startet screaming about fucking reddit and that they have no idea what they are doing. She didn't even knew whats going on. Was kinda hilarious if I think about it afterwards.

What I'm trying to say is, If something destroys my social interacting, its fucking asshats who think reddit and neingag is funny. Holy fuck.

>>137555725
>I even screamed uncoherent shit after my girlfriend told me about some guys making rageface-pril-bottles.

God damn, that is some autist ass shit right there.

>implying im not gonna go to work in about an hour
>implying i didnt just come back from buying a six pack of beer and a big bag flaming hot funyons to chill and watch a movie when i come home
>implying i have a problem doing this for tonight
>implying this is vidya
>implying id want to play vidya
>implying you arent a faggot ass OP

>>137555709
Please respond, I want to cry staring at the picture.

This thread is laced with disgusting levels of normalfaggotry.

Thanks for ruining /v/.

>>137555709
lucky, I try to sit alone but then autists come by and try to talk to me and be friends. I want to be alone damnit!

>>137555804

That really honours me, thank you anon.

thanks op i will

>>137555709
>sitting alone at cafeteria
>not being a man and going out to a cafe nearby and eyeing up random chicks
>not having a random chick join you and st..
pahaha, who am I kidding, that never happened once...

I miss that cafe. The food they made was so fucking nice, people there were nice, even listened to customers to add things, such as thick fries, paninis and subs. Even gave out some free wine around the holidays. Wonder if it survived the crushing recession.
Half that small town was destroyed by it. So many boarded up shops.

>>137555901