fack you

I found their candy/sweets/deserts board I think.... this shit looks real good

>>137371394

>>137371489
oh shit that looks helva good

>>137371528

I dont even know what board I was on... bunch of shit so maybe random? they had a thread with dogs like this though

video games

アルカトラズ「BF3はクソゲー、送信」

Thread topic was "Windows 8 customer preview" followed by a bunch of moonrunes.

it was a board with soccer shit but I found this there

>>137371623

even they hate windows 8

>>137371594
Okay so upon further inspection:

"Kuso is the term used in East Asia for the internet culture that generally includes all types of camp and parody. In Japanese, kuso (糞,くそ?) means "crap," and is often uttered as an interjection. It is also used to describe outrageous matters and objects of poor quality."

...

I SHOULD VISIT 2CHAN MORE.

>>137371623
>xbox live
Oh no you don't.

video game board

http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=auto&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.2chan.net%2
F

wat

ITS OVER 3DS IS FINISHED

>>137371678
John Goodman got sued for $48 million

I... what?

LOL

http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=auto&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.2chan.net%2
F

/v/ posted there this is that thread

I think i found /x/ maybe?

WHITTO PIGGU STOPU STEARING USU

http://translate.googleusercontent.com/translate_c?hl=en&rurl=translate.google.com&sl=auto&a
mp;tl=en&twu=1&u=http://may.2chan.net/b/res/115228608.htm&usg=ALkJrhinWGWlZ2nBbsP4MPzfMn
sXzKtNlQ

OP image isn't anything special, but some of the comments tickled me.

>That I was wearing clothes similar to the way air combat can not read shit bitch bastard Lagann

NO STRAY AWAY FROM TRUU CHANNU, OR DING DONG BANNU

Fucking marketers

On my trip to liberate their content I find out they've been stealing ours. Fucking thieving scum.

>>137371884

sauce on pic?

>>137371998
Aquarion. Highly recommended anime.

Found a Crysis 3 hype thread, those japs have terrible taste.

>>137371949
>Advertising ::: slob of flower food

Ahaha, which one of you did this?

>mfw Crysis 2 thread on 2chan's Game section.

One guy mentioned the story and another guy mentioned Alcatraz

>>137372038
Well the suit was voiced by Wakamoto in the first game.

>>137372185
Really?

I may have to reinstall.

>>137371736
Seriously? Is that real? If so I'm getting a Vita

Uhhh... ~Desu, I guess?

I found a whole board just with... ~Desu

>>137372236
I think he meant the Japanese dubbed version

>>137372320
Well, obviously.

I found a westaboo thread, theres some guy completely orgasming over Halo Wars in it.

>>137372305
It's funny because the board you got that off is supposed to be a gore(グロ) board.

Japan is not a real country, you are just a korean with less starcraft.

>>137372386
Hey Kimchi

>>>/int/

>>137371770
Mysterious Lawyer X

>>137372374

Show us, and give the japs Bateman.

They use the text boards?

I think I found their /k/

http://may.2chan.net/39/futaba.htm

>>137372117
>fack you

>>137372478
Are they even ALLOWED to have guns there?

No body.

>>137372474
I believe their text boards are at 2ch, whereas the image board is 2chan.
Or something.

>>137372296
http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=auto&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.2chan.net%2
F

>>137372478
Also
http://cgi.2chan.net/f/futaba.htm

link the video games board to me please

>>137372236
>That feel when you've never played Cysis with the original audio

I think this is the vidya board.
http://jun.2chan.net/31/futaba.htm

>>137372523
probably not, but that doesn't stop a lot of nogunz people from posting on our /k/. Why should it stop the slants?

>>137372523
You can have shotguns for hunting

>found this on 'two-dimensional back'
二次元裏

Looked like a loli board.
>quadratic elements in chinese

they are stealing our fucking shit


http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=auto&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.2chan.net%2
F

It would seem like people there and here spend time designing their pawns in Dragon's Dogma for the same reasons

http://may.2chan.net/b/futaba.php?mode=cat
This is their most popular board

>>137372580
>>137371884
>>137371771
>>137371685
Your Google translate links are not working.

>>137371594
>Alcatraz: "BF3 is a shit game".
So /v/ hows it feel to have so much similar to them?

Japanese playing FPS games.

http://jun.2chan.net/31/futaba.htm


2chan's /v/

time to start shitposting

http://www.bluethree.us/futaba/
Translated navigator

>>137372683
>stealing
>our

I hate you faggots

>>137372384
While guro does include gore, it means grotesque, not gore

>>137372683
Why don't you go back to /reddit/?

>>137372128
It actually would make sense that the Japs love Crysis 2 because the story was a typical anime plot with evil old dudes that want CONTROL and asspulls and silly twists near the end, all that in the midsts of fighting aliens

>>137372478
They have an anime porn board.

Impressive.

wat game is this? nobunaga's ambition?

http://may.2chan.net/b/res/115240406.htm

Their game covers are amazing!

>>137372691
then how do you make it work fagoot

Oh shit son.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/1324552030

>>137372814
Maybe you should take a look in the botton of this page, we have 2 anime/manga porn boards.

>>137372849

OH SHIT IS THAT SOME GIGANTOR?

>>137372738
You can't, not even with a proxy.
You have to be in Japan

>going to 2chan instead of 2ch

>>137372849
DAT OKAMI COVER

>>137372851
You don't please stop trying. Just post the interesting links you find ITT.

>>137372918
I'm in japan
Should i?

Do you mean 2chan or 2ch?

>>137372932
>wordswordswordswordswordswords

what the hell

>>137372985

2chan, 2ch is ruskie isn't it?

We should have another cross thread with them.

Why is google translate so BAD at translating japanese.

You can't even get a single sentence that makes logical sense.

>>137372932
>2ch
Nigga why would we want to bring back moonrunes? are you retarded?

>>137372963
Yes, do it. Join these guys:
>>137372117

>>137373034

Because the language structure is a lot different than english.

>>137373026

>>137373005
It's the free prize.

>>137373018
No, 2ch is the main one in japan. 2chan is some shitty imageboard.

>>137371528
>>137371560
Wasn't this showcased on GCCX?

>Failed to upload
image size is too large
to 500K bytes
GODDAMMIT

This should replace laughing_whores.jpg

>>137373108
Some shitty imageboard?

2ch is not only text-only, but also infested with normalfags/riajuu. Some politicians have posted there before.

>>137372963

Yes. Dubs them.
Steal all their dubs in /v/'s name.

>>137373196
>Laughing homos
Fucking Anti EA Homophobes, holding back society

>>137373108
But it's a textboard, I'd rather not bring back any Japanese words; we don't need another niwaka.

>>137373196

I'd rather it get replaced with this

The rest of the board was filled with loli, apart from one thread which was just pictures of trains.

>>137373026
ATATATATATATATATATATA

>>137373196
Terrible comedy duo

>mfw they have a whole board dedicated to cats
horey shet

>>137373241
>niwaka

/v/ has too many buzzwords as it is.

>>137373279
Omae wa mo shindeiru

maybe this explains the low fov in fps games?

japanese bateman?

;_;

>>137373292
It's this kind of shit that makes me wish I could read/write Japanese.

>>137373371
So that's why there's no recoil in CoD...

>>137373292
>>137373414
I believe they even have a board for insects

>>137373005
Just some Ramen that managed to get caterpillars in it, looks like. Probably moths.

>>137373442
FUCK JAPAN

>>137373442
http://dat.2chan.net/w/futaba.htm
Plant life:
http://zip.2chan.net/z/futaba.htm

>>137373423
That makes no sence, it would make the recoil stronger.

>>137373241
What the fuck is a niwaka?

Most of the boards are almost dead
Only may and img are worth watching

>>137373208

So it's basically the Japanese version of Reddit

>>137373538
i guess i was correct

>ぐぅ

即萌憤死！HUAAAAAAAA!!!

HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

The wackiest thing?
They have one thread pr. game instead of a billion about the same game

>>137373404
Check my 2?

I don't speak japanese, but they really seem to talk about video games in their geemu board.

Me likey.

>>137373404
>>137373619
Dubs prevent him getting raped

Woah woah woah. What is this?

>>137373612
Hahah that's awesome. Link please.

>Why didn't you answer my calls?

u know they have "go to 4chan, bring back something" threads

quite often actually

>>137373562
Wannabee otaku, basically.

>I played Skyrim for 2 hours yesterday, I'm such a nerd!

/a/ found the term and they've been using it as a catch-all term in the same way /v/ uses words like autist and weeaboo.

>>137373703
There was a thread about it here earlier today. Something about some guy involved in RE doing a survival horror game.

>>137373587
Yes.

>>137373562
Normalfag/riajuu pretending/being tryhard at being otaku.

>>137373612

>New Prisoner

myfacewhen.swiff

>>137373713
They must think we're shamefur dispray.

>>137373768

What the fuck is a riajuu?

http://jasonkentsmith.com/JC/game/index2.html # / ingenuity_welcome /

NEAT

>>137373761
>some guy involved in RE
Dude that's motherfucking SHINJI MIKAMI.
He was the director of several amazing games like God Hand and Vanquish.

One guy ask whether to get Fez or Trials
Result in one guy repling with Fez and the other with Trials whereas the rest talk about deadlight

>>137373713
/sp/ must be a strange place to them. a board for sports, but filled with traps, porn, food, semen, and anything but sport

>>137373706
http://jun.2chan.net/31/res/1959940.htm

>>137373827
I wish Trials HD wasn't a 360 exclusive

>>137373836
I wonder what they think of /pol/.

I found a board...
For men in thongs...

And their /v/ is filled with models.

>>137373896
>/v/-Vixens

>>137373821
Never played RE/any of those, so wasn't familiar with him.

>>137373896
/j/ is their vidya board
J is for juegos

>>137373713
really? I'd be interested in seeing one of these threads.

Everyone, get in here:

http://jun.2chan.net/31/res/1960916.htm

How do you link boards?

That figure to weigh the male female hungrily called primitive excitement,
Women's rising from our sweat, breath, be filled with the smell goes around Rogue in love juice ...
My daughter can not bear to start masturbation.

>>137373108
2ch=reddit
and i'm talking about the Japanese one

>>137373842
Thanks

What?

They are bitching about Diablo 3. Here's roughly what the posts say (OP 4/20):

1) Apparently the Diablo 3 open beta test is this weekend. Did anyone know about this?

2) >no source

3) Would not buy

4) It's only for three days

They were talking about the Vita and GTA
maybe something to do with GTA coming to vita, translater sucks
Then by the end of the thread some of them were having problems entering the site and getting reports from McAfree

>>137374290
>wanting to play beat for more than a day
seriosuly

>>137374209
>Xenomorph breast milk

>>137374002
someone with a proxy post this.

I have no clue how to work them.

Found this.

Thought it was a hack Vita. Turns out it was just an iPhone controlling the action on the tvWAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!? OOOOH SHIT!

>>137374002
Hahaha go away euro piggu

>>137374290
forgot 5) Just watched a stream, it's already finished...

6) I'm getting tired of these unoriginal RPG armor designs

7) >I'm getting tired of these shitty Korean armor designs

They're just like us

>>137373713
>>137373836
>tfw they go to /b/

>>137374757
It's like they are actually discussing videogames

laughinggirls.jpg

I think I found a...Ramen board?

Seriously the entire board was nothing but ramen. Or at least I assume this is ramen.

>>137374828
They have even board dedicated to sweets

>>137374567
Is it on an iPad?
Still, with so many other options, I'd absolutely hate going into softmodding my iPhone and iPad to play emulators, since I loathe those "on screen keys".
I need proper button feedback!

>>137374757
The rest of the thread is a bunch of posts complaining about how easy and short the beta was and how shitty the West is at designing armor, "enjoy your clickan games" and so on. It's really like reading a /v/ thread.

It's like i'm back in /b/, jesus christ how horrifying.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/nm13876876

they seem at least entertained by our antics.

found it on there...
what game is this?

What would be the 2Chan equivalent of our pony board?

>>137375104
looks to be dead rising.

>>137375104
Dead Rising 2 or Dead Rising Of the record

>>137374567
So, essentialy a WiiU

>>137374923

Heh, you said it. I need tactile feedback as well.
Judging by his hands, it's most likely an iPhone he's holding. The screen showing the game looks like a regular monitor; screen looks a little too big to be an iPad.

>>137375104

Dead Rising 2 or Off The Record.

Oh god, they even have a crossdressing board
not going to post the

>>137375119
none probably. they don't have to deal with autistic faggots in the volume we do.

>>137375178
fuck, messed up with spoiler
oh well

>>137375137
>>137375147
>>137375164
Thanks!

Found a thread containing nothing but porn and suggestive gifs of the green haired bitch on the left.

Apparantly it's a mecha...Soft core hentai? No idea what it is. From the gifs it seems to involve mech pilots who get more powerful the more they rip off their clothing. The men included.

Oh japan, I thought it was only China that cooked cats...

http://zip.2chan.net/32/futaba.htm

Crossdressing board

>>137375335
Ha

>>137375281
It's from an anime that is currently airing.

>>137375335
THEY'RE ONTO US/

>>137375281

That's Aquarion Evol, it's not porn, and yes the mech gets stronger when men and women "join together" via the jets that form it.

Observe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBFHaGdfXyc

>>137375152

Speaking of WiiU, they're talking about it now.
http://jun.2chan.net/31/res/1960739.htm

How come we don't have a crossdressing board yet? :(

Their Oekaki board is really nice

>>137375063
I believe it's saying I have to log in to view it.

>>137375489
I uh..

>>137375474
7chan has one
these folks are to 2ch what 7chan is to 4chan.

what the fuck man.

what does "no body" translate to?

>>137375063
>Trying to explain English puns in Japanese

Seems like they did a decent job at translating the humor. Japan fucking loves puns.

>>137375612
But that's wrong.
2ch is a mainstream text board
2chan is an imageboard for otaku

>Decide to leave their /v/ board
>Click a board at random
>First image I see.

Awesome.

>project diva to be $90 not including importing costs

6600 yen/$81 to download

>>137375645
Not sure what you're asking

Nobody/no one = 誰も, which actually means everyone, but becomes no one when you use it with a negative verb

No body (not having a body) = 体無し

>>137375645
"no body" as in there's no body of text. Just a picture

>>137375698
what the fuck is it with the slants and the scottish fold?

seriously, they seem obsessed with them

>>137375790
Worth it.

>>137375808

He's talking about '本文無し'

ｷﾀ━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━ !!!!!

http://may.2chan.net/b/res/115250724.htm

vitanic thread

Prepare yourselves /v/.

http://may.2chan.net/b/res/115245373.htm

>>137376173
Northern ━ ━ ━ (゚ ∀ ゚) ━ ━ ━!!

>>137375335
I blushed

>>137376173
>> Black History
>and the agony that contains the sound horizon or CHICKEN or
So it's their random board, centred around niggers?

>>137376301
sounds a lot like ours.

>>137376173
>http://may.2chan.net/b/res/115245373.htm


I DON'T UNDERSTAND MEXICAN!

>>137376173
>>137376291
>http://www.ragecomics.jp/
>http://www.ragecomics.jp/
>http://www.ragecomics.jp/

>isdisniggaserious.jpg

http://www.ragecomics.jp/

>>137376382
>>137376372
>>137376365
>>137376301
>>137376291
>>137376173
It's too late, abandon all that is otaku.

god damn it, must not become weeaboo!

Any bros care to translate?

>>137376487
I am pretty sure it's the same as the english version.

>>137376487
>Gaben

>>137376458
This is how it starts. At first it's like holy crap this shit is weird, whatthefuckamireading.jpg

Then you actually start to become interested in it.

After that follows you begin to see yourself falling into a culture you don't belong in.

FUCK YOU INTERNET, FUCK YOU TO HELL

>>137376487
Bold text says
>Look at this man

I'm assuming the rest is just a straight translation of the english version.

>>137376487

>>137376487

It's just the 'this guy blows his monthly tugboat on his weeaboo stuff because his parents pay for everything else for him therefore he's a good person' image we've all seen a thousand times.

I think I went into their pets and animals board.

>>137376568
>>137376553
>>137376527

Didn't know there was an english version.

>>137376540
>At first it's like holy crap this shit is weird, whatthefuckamireading.jpg
And after some time nothing can amaze you anymore.

>>137371736
The 3DS is getting a Vocaloid game too.

Jesus fuck I hate Japan.

What is wrong with those people? Just look at all those pictures

i think i found 2chan's version of stormfront

there was a thread about Kill All Whites In Korea

They have a animal board?

contributan

>>137376828
link plos

>>137375119
>>137375187

Um, actually...
http://may.2chan.net/26/futaba.htm

>>137376709

Project mirai looks casual as fuck.

Can us lowly gaijins post on 2ch? I tried posting and got this.

>>137376860

>>>/an/

We do too.

>>137376928
No, you need a jap IP.

>>137376928

>>137376928
No, thanks to /b/ faggotry

What the fuck man.

They have doubles enabled for them and they arent spamming bateman?

Their /v/ is weak shit, for real.

What the shit is wwwwwww? Is that their abbreviation for laughing out loud?

>>137377082
Yep

>>137374479
It's squirting from a little lower.

>Go to 2chan's /v/ equivalent
>find a thread full of /v/ images
>mfw they're doing a "Go to 4chan, bring something back" thread

>>137377140
>You expect me, to eat this shit?

>>137377082

Yep, or 888888888 or ふふふ

>>137375187
There are fairy popular fansubbed episodes of that mlp show on moontube. I wouldn't put it past them.

>>137377170
Link?

>>137377178
Does not 88888 mean clapping / praising?

>>137377178
888 is "pachi" or clap.

>>137377010
www is short for "wara" or laugh.

I can only hope thats what he actually meant instead of what translate told me he meant.

>>137377285
>Implying he wasn't lying

I can offer this. It's a pretty long read but well worth it.

http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails

Well now, they arent so different from us now are they?

>>137371756
wrong john goodman it was some polo fuck

>>137377318
>mfw nips clap after reading a post on the internet

>>137377458
That entire thing is hilarious (´･ω･`)

oh man I love 2chan adventure threads, last time I checked out their vidya board they have an Oblivion modding thread full of japanese porn mods

>>137377472

Is that some russle at the bottom?

>>137377318
>>137377339
>>137377178
Fun Fact: Thai folks type 55555 for laughing, because "ha" is how they say five.

Found /sp/

>>137377608

Shit I mean rustle.

>>137377608
hell if I know nigger

>>137377707
Sure is, well spotted

>>137377170
where is this thread?

>>137377458
>#OP
>Contents:
>Don’t call me or email me anymore, please.
>I’m sorry, but I’m really, really scared.
>If there’s been a misunderstanding, then I >apologize.
>But this is my last email. Please don’t >contact me again, I’m begging you.

>What does this mean…? (´･ω･`)
>I’ve been thinking about it for a good while >now and I’m just not sure…

There's no way. No one could possibly be this dense.

>>137378335
Keep going, it gets better/worse

>>137378335
>600 messages in three days
all that spaghetti

ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

>>137378335
Don't worry, he'd never kill or rape her.

http://www.ragecomics.jp/
well i guess at the very least they make original ones...

>>137378605
Is that what you thought he'd do?

>>137378693
No, he specifically mentioned that he'd never do that.

Nobody asked if he would.

He just volunteered that clarification.

>>137378335
>#OP
Well, I called her too in case she was sick or something happened… (´･ω･`)

Maybe this last email I sent did something to hurt Denko’s feelings? Give me your opinion here…
“Yahoo! Good weather today. You haven’t emailed me or called me, so I’m just sending this since I’m worried.
Did I do something bad? PS. The stars were pretty last night.”

>#2ch
[RAMEN POSTS]


Hahaha, ramen it their spaghetti

>>137378335

That dude should open a damn restaurant.

So much spaghetti.

Holy shit they have entire board dedicated to traps

http://zip.2chan.net/32/futaba.htm

>I CAN MAKE SPAGHETTI (´･ω･`)

Yes. Yes you can.

>>137379114
>censored dicks

What's the point then?

I feel like that little girl went over to Russia during the height of the cold war

"They are just like us!"

>>137377458
>mfw reading throught this

>#OP
>I CAN MAKE SPAGHETTI (´･ω･`)

I WOULD NOT HAVE GUESSED.

>>137372683
HAHAHA THEY THINK YOU HOLD YOUR ARM ALL THE WAY OUT WHEN HOLDING A PISTOL

The spaghetti meme is infinitely funnier to me now that I know the japs have it in the form of ramen.
I don't know why.

>Giving girls small animals as presents makes them most happy. ^^
Stuff thirty hamsters in a box and send them to her house, and she’ll be so surprised she’ll fall for OP in a flash!
So yeah, I think a thirty-hamster present would be good. ^^
>#2ch
A picture? Don’t be silly…
Feeling the warmth of a little creature makes a woman’s heart tremble. Buy hamsters. Nothing but hamsters.
Then stuff them in a box, of course.
>#2ch
OP, girls love sweet things too.
So once you’ve got your hamsters packed into a box, sprinkle the hamsters with about 10 kg of sugar until they’re hidden.
1. Girl opens box and can see nothing but sugar.
2. Hamster leaps out from sugar.
3. Girl is surprised! But hamsters are cute. Heart!
4. OP is so clever. Love! Heart.

>>137377458
no fuckin' way

is this for real?

please god tell me there is some evidence that this is real... this shit is hilarious

#OP
>Yikes… Am I really that bad…? (´･ω･`)
>It’s not like I want to punch people or kill people out of love for Denko, right?
>Please, tell me something I can say to make her happy and not leave any misunderstandings.

#2ch
How about the new teriyaki burger at McDonald’s?

#OP
>Okay, thanks! I just asked “Do you know if the new teriyaki burger at McDonald’s is good?”
>But if I can really clear up misunderstanding by emailing Denko stuff like that, then my mood might start to turn around…

It's like a Japanese Christian Chandler.

>>137380197
exactly what I was thinking.

>#2ch
Man! She’s totally waiting for you to come meet her!
She doesn’t want you to email her or call her, just to come by, so forget it!
She’s testing you for sure.
Take up her challenge!
Glad to see there are kindrid spirits in other cultures. This shit is too funny.

>>137379848
You mostly do hold your arm all the way out, especially with semiautomatic pistols you can't limp wrist. Revolvers are sometimes a little different.

they got an entire board
dedicated to trains
That or someone derailed a shit board into an awesome one.