>>136276257

>Going up and down stairs

>>136276320
>>136276257
everything in Prime

Why would the villagers, who are trying to kill you, warn you about other villagers who are also trying to kill you?

Why didn't frito just, etc.

>GTA4
>hold triangle in car
>turns engine off

>>136276714
>leave car regularly
>hear radio fade as you walk away

COGEDLO
COGEDLO
COGEDLO
COGEDLO

>>136276083
That feel when i just recently got the Pc version of the game, but all links to mods are dead. God damn it, atleast i could load one graphic mode.

It sucks ass playing and not knowing what to press during a quick time event, due to having numbers instead of button icons.

>>136276360
Every time.

>>136276917
There's still a pretty active RE4 modding community. I was just looking at some RE:ORC characters put into the game.

>>136276495
That game is technology incarnate.

>>136276538

I assume it's meant as a taunt, if what OP says is true.

I know most of the shit they say is derogatory, like 'stupid bastard' and 'donkey asshole'.

>>136277193
>Steam from vents condensing on visor
>the blinking

>>136277257
>donkey asshole

Ass asshole?

morir es vivir = to die is to live

everything the ganados said in the game had actual spanish translations

>>136277268
Yeah, Metroid Prime is awesome.

>>136276083

>my native is spanish
>mfw all the enemies warn me when they sneak behind me

Here's some of the script anyway
http://www.gamershell.com/faqs/890/

>the usual phrases are:
Ahí está! (It means 'there it is'), Cójelo! (is like 'hold him', some like that
...), Te voy a matar! (is "I'll kill you'), Un forastero! (is 'a strenger'),
Detrás de ti, imbécil (behind you, stupid idiot), puedes correr, pero no puedes
esconderte ('you can rrun, but you can't to hide', sorry! I dont know speak
english!), Está en la trampa (He is in the trap), Mierda (shit), cabrón (is an
insult), Hijo de puta (son of the bitch), Te voy a cortar en pedazos! (I'll cut
you in pieces), Te voy a hacer picadillo (is similar, literaly seya I will
make you worn out meat), empieza a rezar (to begins to pray).

>>136276320
anyone have the rest of these pics? there was a few

>>136276538

they actually mock you because they can tell your american, they say "¡Detrás de tí, imbécil!" which means behind you imbicile.

>>136277387
>MUERDE, MUERDE, MUERDE

>>136277469
I only got some tubes-stuff but that wouldn't fit into the thread.

Create a Metroid-thread.

>Skyrim
>Freeze an ennemy
>His body falls down after some mementum effect, still frozen

>>136277595
Dark Messiah did that too.

>>136277562
yeah nah, not interested in the tube shit. Only the ones where samus trips balls at the game effects.

i know there's at least a steam one that hasnt been posted

>leave Ashley on a ledge above waiting to be caught
>equip the rifle and try to look up her skirt
>she closes her legs and calls me a pervert

>>136277667
Okay, then

>Diablo II
>Freeze an ennemy
>His body shatters in ice cubes
>Shamans can't rez him anymore

Gotham City Impostors
>Whatever they call the capture the flag
>Enemy captures the demoralizing box thing
>A voice actually starts to tell you that you suck at this game from your speakers

>mercenaries
>chinese soldiers shot at
>they say both "duck" as in get down and "duck" as in the bird sometimes

This thread need tuuuubes.

So the mexican guy knows how to speak mexican AND spanish? That's pretty cool, but kind of racist for you to mention his ethnicity for no reason.

>GTA 4
>Shut off engine in car
>Wait a bit
>Niko puts on a seatbelt
>I don't fly out of the windshield and take less damage when crashing

TECHNOLOGY

>>136277827
Have to say, that's pretty cool.

>Far Cry 2
>What they say is actually some various African stuff for "Reloading!" "Gun Jam!" and other shit and if you know it well then you can easily outsmart enemies

>Mario 64
>Jump in torch in the basement
>Land in water on his ass
>Fire goes out, takes less damage

Groundbreaking

>Deus Ex
>Go into Women's bathroom
>Get called out for it

>Batman: Arkham City
>Snowing because Mr. Freeze is sad
>Stand still
>Snow starts to gather on Batman's shoulders, then melt immediately because of body heat
>Area where snow melted is wetter than before

>all dem physx effects

>>136277964
>Shut off engine
>Put on a seatbelt

Oh Niko. FOB's are adorable

>Fallout 3
>Shoot child
>get gunned down by whole town

>>136278081
I remember noticing that man, my mind was blown for a second.

>Dark Souls
>throw a lightning spear in the water
>???

>>136277962
>speak mexican AND spanish?

lol

>>136278189
>steal fork
>get gunned down by whole town

>>136278275
>punch someone
>they punch back

Actually OP, you fucking retard, that is one big flaw of that shitty game, because even though it's set in Spain (althought no Spanish village looks anything like that since 1940 or uses pesetas) the villagers talk like fucking mexicans, an accent that is completely diferent from the spanish one.

>>136278245
Mexican is a more slurred and slang-like variant of Spanish.

It's actually not called "Mexican," that's just a derogatory name for the language by people who actually speak Spanish(such as Spaniards or Guatemalans.), but it really isn't Spanish, the languages use some slightly different wordings and again use more slang and is more slurred.

>>136278189

>go to Megaton
>punch some random passerby
>EVERYBODY IS OUT TO GET YOU

QUALITY BETHESDA AI

>>136277964
BULLSHIT

>>136278275
>Oblivion Xbox version
>Press LB to move objects, not even take them
>Stabbed for moving an apple back into a bowl I knocked off of a table

I was trying to be nice...

>>136277540

MATALO!

>>136278035
>Play Deus Ex
>Explore the headquarters
>"Damnit Adam hurry up and get over here or something bad is going to happen"
>oh it's just the game reminding of where I'm supposed to be going.
>keep exploring
>"Way to fucking go Adam they killed the hostages because you were taking too long!"

>>136277540

Is muere retard. As in die.

>>136278428
That's actually hilarious that OP thinks that and that the devs did that. "Americans won't fucking notice."

>>136277819
>suplex enemy
>Ashley standing behind me
>enemies skull explodes at her feet my face looking up her skirt
>Ashley closes her legs and calls me a pervert

>>136276917

oh fuck that is the worst. I've died on pretty much every QTE in silent hill homecoming. Nigga "yellow 1 with a circle around it" is not a fuckin button on any controller I have ever seen

to reply to OP tho
>throw urn at wall
>cloud of ashes puff up along with broken porcelain

>shoot ketchup bottle in MGS2
>it explodes
>guards freak out because their ketchup bottle fucking blew up

>block automatic door with box
>wooden boxes break, metal ones don't

also this level of attention to detail instantly bumps a game up 10% in my review book

>>136278609

More like "The Japanese won't fucking notice".

>>136277964
>Watching friend play GTA 4 for the first time.
>he gets in a car
>he hits a lamp post
>lamp post falls on his car
>make a few scratches where it hit, in a line, which implies something skinny fell ontop of it
>he was amazed
>he spent the next half hour or so trying to create unique scratches/dents in the car
>he's having a blast

>>136278428
No.
It's the same language, but different accent, faggot.

>>136278428

So I don't speak English, I speak American?

UNE PWAN-O STELLO! lolwtf.

>>136278428

This is dumb, you are dumb, stop saying dumb things.

>>136277865
is that game still active

would you say it's p2w

I fuckin love batman but refuse to support pay2win shit

>Half-life 2
>See-saw in city 17
>Put block on one side
>Other side raises up

TECHANOWROGY

>>136278797

Forastero - Foreigner.

>>136278612
What gaem?

>>136277469

>>136277962
>he doesn't know the difference between mexican and spanish!

The normal limit that only allows you to have two grenades on screen at a time is removed when you're inside of a Metal Slug.

>MGS1
>Hind D fight
>they tell you to listen for where it is
>if you set the game to mono, they imply you're a bad person for not having a stereo TV

>>136278612
>Get decapitated by a chainsaw
>Head falls underneath Ashley
>She closes her legs and calls me a pervert.

>>136278930
RE4

Europeans dont speak english ,they speak european because they use different wordings.

>>136278930

I'm surprised you don't know about Resident Evil 4.

>playing Human Revolution
>at Sarif HQ, decide to break into offices and steal stuff
>having a blast
>go back later
>check adam's messages
>someone is complaining that their stuff is missing
>soon other people go to adam to complain

>>136278863
Not p2w at all, all the dlc bar the xp boost are either 'calling cards' or costumes that you can unlock anyway.

>>136278189
>Fallout 2
>shoot child
>still cool with certain factions because shit they fuckin ENSLAVE children

>>136278974
Wait, you mean if I go inside a Metal Slug, have it "crouch" down...
I can throw as many grenades as I want?

>>136278987

>>136278428
>Guatemalans
>Speaking Spanish from Spain

Nigga, I am chilean. We slaughter spanish.
I met these guatemalan bitches... couldn't understand shit, and I've travelled the world.

All the computer stories in Fallout 3

>>136278729

hey man I still fire up GTA4 to try and cover my hood in the blood of pedestrians

>>136278987
haha!

>>136279142
Yep, exactly.

>>136278787
Ask someone from Britain what they think about the English Northamericans speak.

>>136278687
It was probably localized for America which usually means new voice actors, you doofus.

Although they probably kept in the Spanish audio...

>La campana
>Tenemos que irnos.

>>136279070

>playing human revolution
>in sarif hq
>"Hurry up Adam, lives are at stake"
>lol whatever faget.
>THE HOSTAGES ARE DEAD
>people bring it up

>>136279142

this is how I beat the one boss that goes up on its legs and uses the big cannon

just drive underneath and unload every grenade I have

this was like MS4 or something though, don't they have 6 out now

>>136279190
I'm spanish.
Sudaca de mierda.

http://youtu.be/ClwvzxfZhBw

>"Mr. Spencer.."
>"Ugh! WILL YOU SHUT UP?!"

>>136278491
This is why I can't deal with Bethesda's games and haven't bothered trying Skyrim yet... ESPECIALLY after I heard that horses and chickens can report crimes if they see you.
That AI factioning is so transparent...

>>136278428
I don't even. Still, I like the way Mexicans speak Spanish compared to people from Spain.

>>136279190
I know this is way of a long shot but were you in Croatia this or last year?

>>136279221
>playing Red Dead Redemption
>get shot in chest
>blood stain on my shirt
>walk into river
>my clothes are darkened and soaking wet
>clothes dry and the stain is gone

Spaniard here laughing at you idiots needing a lot more spanish lessons

>>136277819
heh.
Also, if she has her alternative costumes without a skirt on, she will not do this.

Also there is ONE set of really long ladders at one part of the game, where with a scope rifle you can zoom into her panties without her noticing it.

>>136279275

The spanish audio is the main point. Why would they change the Spanish audio from the Japanese version and the US version? Like I said, when developing it, Capcom most likely thought "They won't notice" and that includes the Japanese too.

>>136277429
>mfw this game was a joke because I knew exactly what they were saying.

>everything about the magika magic system

FUCKING TECHNOLOGY

>>136279394
I've been to Spain and I've met lovely people.
Had a couple of spanish girlfriends.
Asked people about their feelings towards southamericans. They were fine about it.

O eres un retardado, reprimido de mierda o no tienes puta idea de cómo socializar.

0/10 not even mad, just wanted to upset you.

>>136279463
>playing Red Dead Redemption
>walk into river
>die

>>136279374
That's not much different than point-blank grenade spamming outside of a Slug anyway though. The real point is you can spam grenades when you're far away from or above bosses, which is often. It's a really nice little touch.

Anyone knows what the enemies in RE5 speak?

>>136279637

I tried to play that game this week and couldnt. At first it was all realy awesome and cool till i got my first enemies to kill.

> OH FUCK OH FUCK WHAT DO I DO WHAT MAGIC SHOULD I USE WHAT AFFECTS THEM OH SHIT OH SHIT I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO

>TECHNOLOGY thread
>People throwing shit at each other for an accent story

Holy shit you fucking retards

>>136279743

Swahili

>>136279360
Oh fuck that mission.
I never knew there were even hostages to be saved, I didn't even see them and thought that "lives are at stake" was just extra dialouge.

>mfw I see the "FAILED: RESCUE TOE HOSTAGES" message
>people keep saying I shouldn't have been reckless.

>>136279743

Niggeran.

The original Metroid Prime on the Gamecube had water physics. Try walking in a puddle, or rolling into one with a morph ball.
Some modern games STILL don't have that.
Also, the Prime Trilogy on the Wii gets rid of that, though.

>english speaking retards trying to spell out spanish words

why dont you at least TRY to understand our language you lazy fucks, your spanish is so garbage

>GTA IV, English version
>run into some random guy on the street
>he yells at me in my native language

>Prince of Persia: Sands of Time
>wanna check out Farah
>change into first person view
>look at her
>"What are you looking at?"

>>136279463

>playing Red Dead
>Herbert Moon is the fucking Terminator

>>136279759
yeah I'm having the same problem now. I just started playing last night and there's so much you have to do in so little time that it's rather stressful. And the enemies are relentless they just charge right at you giving you zero time to experiment with the spells.

It's a neat concept by the single player experience has much to be desired.

>>136279637

>and then you find spell combinations that immediately destroy everything and ruin the fun

ALPHA PROTOCOL.

SOCIAL TECHNOLOGY ERRYWHERE.

>>136279918

Who cares? Everyone speaks English, get on our level.

>>136279686
>o no tienes puta idea de cómo socializar.
OH SNAP

Hitman - Bloodmoney
In the Opera mission you can swap the actor's prop gun with a real one.
If you hide in his room you'll see him practice his lines. If you swap the guns and hide, you'll hear him say (in Italian) that the gun almost feels real (or heavier or something).
You can also dispose of him, take his outfit and the real gun and play his part on stage. If you do it right, nobody will know the difference.

There were so many cool details in this game, like the panties-sniffing guard and the shark that got fatter as it ate people.

>>136279982

That fucking ring of exploding robs.

>>136278974
Metal Slug is pretty much Attention to Detail: The Video Game anyway. Every house you can blow up in mission 5 blows up differently and has different stages of destruction; the dead people inside even get hurt worse as the destruction progresses. Also, while the one-player game has an ending with you viewing all the destruction the rebellion has caused, beating the game with two players gives a much happier ending with a different theme song.

>>136279936
>sonic heroes
>playing team dark
>look at rouge in first person mode
>she fucking winks at me

>>136279918
But spanish is a shit language

>ready a flash bang
>throw it right before chainsaw guy is about to cut my head off
>start screaming as he begins to rip into my throat
>bang goes off
>be fine
>shotgun that fucker in the face

>>136280079

orbs'

>>136279637
>the first time you use arcane ice rocks to decimate the entire screen

>>136279686
>mi cara cuando

>>136279995
>SOME PEOPLE ARE NICE
>BE NICE TO THEM THEY LIKE YOU
>SOME PEOPLE ARE PROFESSIONAL
>BE PROFESSIONAL, THEY LIKE YOU

>OH GREAT IT'S A PICTURE OF DARCY
>OH GREAT IT'S A PICTURE OF DARCY
>OH GREAT IT'S A PICTURE OF DARCY
>OH GREAT IT'S A PICTURE OF DARCY
>OH GREAT IT'S A PICTURE OF DARCY
>OH GREAT IT'S A PICTURE OF DARCY
>OH GREAT IT'S A PICTURE OF DARCY

>MIKE AND SHAUN FUCK YEAH!!!

>>136280032
>Panties sniffing-guard
How I wished I could be that man

>>136279982
>learn summon elemental
>make enough elementals to fill up the entire screen
>spritz them with a lightning

game breaker

>>136280086
I fucking love that game.

>play Vice City
>shoot the moon with a sniper rifle
>it gets bigger

>Donkey Kong Country Returns
>stand on the very edge of a ledge
>do the ground pound
>he starts slapping the side of the ledge

>>136280032
I CAN DO THAT?

If I only known, It would've made the sniping bit a lot easier

>>136277819
>Suplex an enemy while she's behind me
>Does the same
TECHNOLOGY

The first time I realized I could halt the giant robot during the fight with Allen in Metal Slug 7 by using one of those super punch shots it blew my mind.

>>136279963

I was playing it in co op with my little brother and it was even more chaotic because everything we did hurt each other and there is no option to turn off ff.

>>136280232

>Steven Heck is psychotic
>Be Psychotic with him
>bros4life

>Zelda Twilight Princess
>go into water
>come back out
>clothes are actually wet

>>136280314
>Play some old Terminator FPS
>Shoot the moon
>The text "Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow" appears next to it for every shot you take
>After a few bursts it falls out of the sky
I'm not even making this up.

>Get poisoned in MGS
>Snake doesn't let out normal death cry because he's choking

>Aim at villagers head in RE4
>They duck

>LA Noire
>Walking up or down stairs

>Dota 2
>Characters have different animations when they have low health
>They'll say something if you buy a specific item for them
>Pudge will complain if he hooks a creep
>Heroes have lines for specific heroes they kill

>>136280032

you can also choose not to replace the gun and fire a sniper bullet at the exact moment the prop goes off

you can also rig the lights to fall down on him

you can poison that one guy's dog

you can shoot out the bottom of that one hot tub

fuck I love that game

>Videogames with bathrooms let you use the toilets

>>136280130
that's not what this thread is about

>>136280641
>toilets are the save points
Did any games besides Dead Rising and No More Heroes do this?

>RE:make
>characters slow/move differently going up stairs
>dust ruses off carpets when you walk
>different floor types make different sounds
>limp when injured
>stepping on bugs makes them squish and pop

dat atmosphere! fuck i love that game.

>>136279591

In every Resident evil game, the voice acting has always been done in english, no matter what the region / language (even wapanese).

The only thing that changes between localisations are the subtitles / text.

>>136280659
Not that TECHNOLOGY worthy, but:

>PUT RED DEAD REDEMPTION IN
>PLAY POKER FOR 2 HOURS

Shit, man.

>playing NBA 2003 on my xbox
>It's St. Patrick's day
>The commentator says "Hello and Happy St. Patrick's Day."
>How did he know?

ToI was playing as the Celtics, too.

>TimeSplitters Future Perfect
>playable slot machine in one level
>playable drums in another level
>shooting an oil barrel makes it leak to the level of the bullet hole
>that lab in the second zombie level where you can torture a scientist

Super Mario Sunshine.
Water physics
Special effects like distant objects blurred
Amazing looking water
Ultra smooth animations
Mario actually gets dirty if he rolls in mud, and the mud actually washes off where ever Mario gets wet, and only that spot.
Evaporation and heat waves in the distance.
Looks amazing to this day.

>>136280812
That slot machine really wasn't anything special though.

>>136280492
>Twilight Princess
>First time I open a door in a dungeon dust falls off.

>>136280723
>First time playing Fallout 3
>Oh sweet, I can use the toilets and it gives me health and rads! Sitting on a radioactive toilet must do that.
>The character STARTS DRINKING FROM THE GODDAMN DIRTY AWFUL BOWL

>Speak spanish as first language
>Play RE4 for the first time
>Laugh my ass off through the entire campaign.

Dont get me wrong, the spanish was well done .. but I was not used to games cursing in my own language.

>>136280839
You forgot the most important part
>wearing sunglasses actually makes the screen darker

>Play MGS2 for the 50th time
>Tanker mission
>Deck 2, Port (The part where the announcer starts talking and it's just a long hallway)
>See guard coming
>Go to the left and stand up against the wall
>Peek around the corner
>It knocks over a pipe that I thought was part of the wall
>Guard freaks out and turns my way
>Stay where I am
>Second guard comes by and the first guard aims his gun at him
>They end up having an entire conversation
>Mfw I find something new every single time I play this game

How many fucking hidden things are even in this game? God damn.

>GTA IV
>get in a taxi
>don't skip
>decide I want to listen to a different radio station
>change the radio station
>Niko says "Hey, you mind changing it to err... <name of radio station>?"
>continue along journey
>taxi driver opens his window, throws a plastic cup he'd just dank out of out the window, and it's still on the street as he continues driving
This game is so fucking alive.

>Mother 3
>forest fire
>characters get covered in ash
>walk into hot springs, only submerged to neck
>emerge with clean clothes, faces still covered in ash

TECHNOLOGY. Also, BLACKFACE

>>136280032
There's some pretty neat stuff like that in the new Hitman Absolution game as well.

There's a mission taking place in a courtroom where you can do various things to change the outcome, lake take out the defendant and switch places with him while he's on the bathroom or become the judge and decide the outcome for yourself...

There's a bunch of other things you can do as well, but don't tell anyone I told you about this.

Isn't RE6 going to be in China? If so, I wonder if there will be any regional dialects or if it will be in Mandarin or Cantonese?

>>136281013
Yes also just found that out when playing the HD version. Fucking love that game.

>>136278081
>Balancing on a wire as inmates below taunt me
>"I didn't know you were such a chicken", etc.
>Throw a batarang out of frustration
>Inmate dodges at the last second
>They start mocking my aim and how slow I am
>Jump down to fight them and get my shit slapped

>>136280812
>shooting an oil barrel makes it leak to the level of the bullet hole

you just know developers of a game always get caught up in this sort of thing and then realize 4 weeks of coding later they just blew all their budget on barrel physics.

>>136280806

I love when games do this. Adding full mini games. I wish more did it.

Rescuing Dachora and the Etecoons results in a couple of pixels moving away from the nova after the planet explodes. Always thought that was nice.

>>136281084

since when did you start advertising for eidos?

cmon man, no/v/ believes that. pic very fucking related.

>GTA4
>decide to drive properly for a change
>stop at lights
>rev the engine
>car next to me revs back
>light goes green and we drag race

>MFW

>>136281135
I half-expect it to be Cantonese

>>136281279
It's not advertising... Just stuff I've heard about the game from someone working on it...

>playing gta vice city
>shoot someone in the head through their windshield
>they get out of their car with no head and fall down

THAT FUCKING TERRIBLE TECHNOLOGY!

>>136281403
dude wut

>>136277819
Pardon my ignorance, but whats with descartes and give her the dick

>>136279463
>playing Red Dead Redemption
>having fun
>realising I don't have any console
fuck

>Dawn of War 1
>some heroes have special duel animation with each other
>units always finished off the last enemy unit in a stylish way

>playing the first game with finishing move

>realizing you can lit the oil puddles on the ground in Skyrim

>dark messiah
>dem oil jars
>dem spikes on every corner
>dem kick everything you see
>dem blacksmithing minigame was not just click this to win, you had to manually melt the iron, cast it in form etc.

>arkham asylum
>batman grows a beard as you move further along the story

>dem books in those elder scroll games

>fable 1
>arrive at the TLC area after a looong ship tour
>grows a long beard

>Chrono Trigger
>those black boxes
>if you open them in the past first, they'll be empty in the future

>>136281403
That did not happen and you know it.

>>136281403
Fucking serious?

>>136281403
Holy fucking shit

>playing Black Ops online
>in the house in villa, about 3 of our team upstairs
>randomly hear characters shout shit in a different language occasionally, but pay it no mind
>my mum hears it as she walks past, she's learning Spanish and gets intrigued whenever she hears anything she knows
>says "hey, did somebody just say something about stairs in spanish?"
>turn around
>enemies coming up the stairs
>blast them with a stakeout one by one
>"nice one, mum"

>>136281598
sounds like total bullshit from the gameplay I've seen so far, so yea, I'll believe it when I see it. huge fan of the franchise and I'm not too enthused by the shit show so far.

>>136279262

Can you read what I am writing?

Wow, I guess that you speak American too!

>>136281403

Bro i think you were playing Tokyio Extreme Racer instead.

>>136281685

>>batman grows a beard as you move further along the story

I thought that was awesome.

>>136281674
guy posts a bunch of comments to pornhub or youporn or something with a picture of descartes

shit like "save some of that pussy mandingo"

but mostly "give her the dick"

>>136281674
just some guy on a porn site with an avatar picture of descartes left a bunch of funny comments on videos. one of them being "give her the dick"

it's not really that funny and /v/ blew it way out of proportion. (like always)

>>136281689
FF13-2 did that too with treasure orbs.

>play GTA4
>walking though Ghetto
>pull out a gun to shoot random nigga
>blow his brains out
>every Gangsta within 20 feet pulls out an Uzi and guns my down

>Deus Ex: HR
>steve jobs is still alive, going to conferences with Bill Gates

In MGS2, when you're in the tanker and you shoot the ice cube container and watch them melt. They specifically coded the melting speed of ice-cubes depending on where the ice lands. Like, closer to a heat-source causes them to melt fast while closer to other cubes slows the melting.

A ton of code went into a piece of the game that most people miss.

>>136281689
If I remember right, if you waited to open them until the future there would be better items in them too.

Grand Theft Auto 4 is an amazing game.
Apart from all the things you mentioned, I still get blown away by the amount of detail in the city.
Every block looks unique and there are tons of unique storefronts you drive by and probably never have noticed.
Just the time they spend placing trashcans and benches and garbage bins and hotdog stands in realistic places...

>>136281907
Wat. Where does this happen?

>>136281762
No, what he means is even though two different cultures may speak a same base language, the way they speak it is usually very different.

If you compare the way an average british person speaks, along with an average american, they will speak very differently.

>>136281674

Here you go.

Try not to drink anything while reading this, you will spit it out all over your monitor

Both modern batman games have the batsuit being ripped apart as you go.

>>136281907
>hove beach\
>duck behind a parked car
>shot gun into air
>suddenly, huge russian gunfight breaks out
>only fun for a minute or two, until the cops show up

Let us end this like gentlemen, yes?

>>136282010
the GTA games, besides being fun gaming experiences, are incredible design feats.

So many people under-appreciate just how much detail go into them.

>Use an action replay or whatever the fuck in Persona 3
>Mitsuru or Fuuka will actually call you out for cheating

>>136281907
>>136282020
But that's not TECHNOLOGY
When you become hostile every npc with a gun will attack
Would have been the same if you shoot an old white lady or a wall

>playing prototype
>absorb a military guy
>grab another military guy and mix us up
>point to the npc military guy
>his squad mates shoot him dead
>i'm no longer wanted

FUCKING TECHNOLOGY

>Saints Row 2
>kill a pimp
>every other pimp in town wants to kill me

>>136281689
>Visit the Black Omen in 2300 AD
>Queen Zeal pops out and reminds you Lavos already wrecked everything's shit

>>136282241
What was impressive to me was that I was in the ghetto, and EVERYBODY pulled out a gun.

If I did that in any other part of the city, there might be one guy at most that attacks me.

>>136281920
>>136281920
>Hold somebody up
>Aim at their dick
>They give in

>Find some razer
>Give it to Snake
>Later his Beard is gone

>Go to mens room
>Stand in front of urinal
>Call the Colonel
>Dialog about how Raiden needs to go piss
>Do the same for the toilet
>Rose and the Colonel get disgusted.

>>136281913
They preserved Steve Jobs' head and put him into an augmented body. He's rich enough to afford the Neuropozyne.

fucking crysis

>have to disable some UAV-jammer in a small korean outpost
>check the place from a safe distance with my binocs
>see one of the guards taking a piss
>one is having a smoke
>two are having a conversation
>one i patrolling around the outpost looking tired as fuck
>one is just sitting inside a hut

also

>some house with like three koreans innit
>throw a smoke grenade in from a window
>shoot a few times in the window
>the koreans start shooting blindly
>sit quietly outside the house
>wait for the shooting to stop
>walk in the house
>smoke fades out
>the koreans managed to kill each other
>feel kinda bad for them

>>136281759
It's easier to show off gunplay for the "wow factor". With last years demo they also had to present it very carefully, because it would break if the presenter looked the wrong way with the character.

I think we'll see something a little more traditionally hitman-ish at this years E3, because a lot of gamers feels the same as you when they saw the demo.

> playing Just Cause 2
> helicopter on top of me
> be right next to a statue
> shoot the hook at the heli and the the statue
> heli backs away
> rips the giant head of the statue, start losing control and spinning because its too heavy, crashes onto a second helicopter that just got to the place
> mfw

This fucking game, this god damn fucking game is the best sandbox game of this generation.

>RE:Remake
>2nd play through of the game
>burn every body I find
>go back to a part of the mansion I've already cleared
>something starts banging on the door
>I don't remember this happening last time
>lol I'm not going in there
>walk past door
>zombie busts through
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT

I still have no idea what triggers this to happen

>>136282063

BUT IT'S THE SAME FUCKING LANGUAGE

OK IT'S TIME TO SCHOOL ALL THE KIDDIES IN THIS THREAD:

THE METAL GEAR SOLID SERIES WINS ALL TECHNOLOGY THREADS

THAT'S IT

>>136282508
The only thing it needed was building destruction and airstrikes a la Mercenaries.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QCzoXT6VMX

>>136282535
I think you mean GTA.

>>136282510
After you kill Plant 42 new enemies spawn in the mansion.

>Playing CS:GO beta
>Pop some niggas
>Stand over the bodies for a while
>Blood starts to pool under them

TECHNOLOGY

>>136281279
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTPqnS1EsGg&feature=g-all-u&context=G25f844bFAAAAAAAABAA
47 telling you to go to sleep.

>>136282647
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

>>136282478
>mac

>>136282647
Go to bed Paco.

>>136281689
>get captured on the Blackbird
>weapons are taken
>Ayla doesn't use weapons and just punches everyone's shit

>>136281275
>Spore Spawn's dried up corpse
>do a wall jump off of it
>it starts shaking
That legitimately scared me as a kid, I thought he was coming back to life at first.

>>136282650
Nope, I mean Metal Gear

>Recently picked up Red Dead Redemption
>Just exploring the sights
>Get to Thieve's landing
>Encounter a campsite with no people around
>John Marston says, "I wonder what happened here"
>mfw

>>136282535
>METAL GEAR SOLID
Funny way to spell Metroid Prim.

>>136282683

>Playing Dead Island
>Smash a zombies head wide open
>Stand around for a while
>Blood starts to pool around the body
>Wait a while longer
>The blood is now climbing vertically up a rock and covering an area of like five square metres.

>>136276320
>>136276257
Can you imagine Samus actually saying these things?

>>136279593
>>136277429
>thinking there was something wrong with localization language in first cutscene
>realize Im in spain
>Zlaugh my ass of at all the ways they say stupid shit

one of the few thousand things I love about this game

>Use the X-Ray Visor in Metroid Prime
>Look at Samus' arm cannon hand
>She actually changes her fingers to match the symbol of whatever beam you're using.

>>136278428
> slang-like variant

Just shut the fuck up, i was born in Spain and live in at least 6 latin american countrys, every country has his own words.

Seriously, Eat Shit.

>>136282715

>>136282916

> TECHNLO-wait this isnt right.

>>136282871
>Metroid Prim
Also a funny way to spell Metroid Prime.

>>136282508
>Just Cause 2
>Dude on a motorcycle coming in your direction
>Hook road, hook dude when he's in range
>Dude gets pulled of his bike
>Bike keeps going for a while then falls on the floor

>Hook dude to vehicule
>Start driving
>Dude yells as you teabag him around

>>136282916
>zombies
>bleeding

Well there's your problem.

>>136282772
Hah, that's pretty awesome too. That actually can happen with any frozen enemy as well.

>>136282925

If Adam gave her permission to talk, then yes.

>>136282925
Back in the day Samus was just an extension of the player.

>>136282925
Samus doesn't talk.....she never talked.....she never will talk.

I'm going back to 2002.

>>136282925
Prime1 samus is the best

>>136282871
>Metroid Prim

Funny way to spell Metroid Prime

>>136277257
When you know english and spanish, playing RE4 is way better.

>>136283024
He caught me with his wire thing!

>>136283214
This.
So many HP saved from turning around.

>>136282925

How come samus in Prime 1 is the best looking one?

>>136283098
"Full authorization? Boss, I don't think that's a good idea."

"Adaaaaam, it's good for the company!"

>>136283115

Samus has been a woman since the first game.

>>136281167
WOAH I remember Push.

>>136282647
Improved

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qew1i6hOes

>>136282925
I like hunters and Prime 3 the most

>>136283305
because Metroid fusion featured her as a full-blonde.

Zero suit samus worked better as a 2D sprite.

>>136283450
how does it feel to be the reason other m happened?

>>136280032
Switching out the fake gun with the real gun was supposed to be a secret? I've done that ever since I first played the game.

>>136283305
Because she looks like what a human woman would look like in the real world. The rest are dolled up animu characters.

>>136276083

>Playing GoW2
>Watch the Great War cutscene
>Notice that when Zeus uses the Blade of Olympus to send out a shockwave and kill the Titans, each of them is encased in a green hue at the last moment before being engulfed
>"Hmm, that's strange."
>Watch the ending where Kratos goes back in time to that same battle and encases each Titan in a green hue to send them to the present in order to fight Zeus

Anyone got a pick of WW link standing on stairs and he actually stands on the steps?

>>136283328

I think what he meant was that back then, Samus didn't spout "ADAM ADAM THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY ADAM ADAM THE BABY" ceaselessly

>>136277392
No, Prime is overrated by the numbers casual garbage. Technology though, sure.

>>136283325
Hahah, had to read it in their voices.

>>136283508
No.
This thread isn't about secrets, but about details that many might overlook.
The fact that he mentions that the gun is heavier in a language that most players don't understand is an example.

>>136283641
Deny it all you want, Prime is awesome.

I can only think of the 2D purists manbabies who get sensitive every time Prime is mentioned.

>DE: HR
>dicking around
>Pritchard: "What happened, Adam? Got stuck inside a vent?"

>>136278543

>decide to stay
>hostages die
>do the mission
>come right back to base
>can explore it all now, nothing to do because you already explored it
>no repercussions at all for letting the hostages die, other than the fact that you let the hostages die

ITS LIKE MY DECISIONS ACTUALLY MATTER!

>>136276083

The villager says "detras de ti imbecil"
this means "behind you asshole"

>>136282524
Well, there is Portuguese and Brazilian Portuguese. As far as I know, is more easy to a Portuguese understand a Brazilian than the other way around.

In the original Mega Man X trilogy, your uncharged X-Buster shots do more damage when you shoot with dash momentum. They started toning it down in X2, and removed its effect on bosses entirely in X3, but I'm sure it was intentional from the beginning.

>>136283829
People will give you shit for it. Like it real life.

>>136282510
Kim?

>Any metal gear solid game
>a whole fucking bunch of shit goddamn

>>136283842
Leave, BR.

There is no TECHNOLOGY to be found where you are.

>>136283975
pretty sure you lose praxis points to, not 100 percent on that one though

Goldeneye 007 was pretty impressive. Almost all props where destructible. Chairs would even explode if you shot them enough, and you could shoot guards hats off or shoot them in the groin and they'd actually react to that before dieing.
Bullet decals everywhere, too.
And all of this on the little console that could.

>Battlefield 3
>repeatedly jump while sprinting
>eventually run out of momentum and just hop on the spot

TECHNOLOGY

>>136284092
You never know.

>Playing ME2
>"Krogan are the only ones strong enough to use the Claymore as its kickback would break the arms of anyone else."
>Mission where you're trying to save Orianna
>The leader of the mercs is an Asari weilding a Claymore
>She fires, there's barely any kickback
>Grunt fires his Claymore, there's far more

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKuE8j59MvE&feature=relmfu
>Every unit in the game says something about every unit in the game, sometimes even if a certain faction is on your side.
>mfw

> battlefield 3
> you can throw a nade inside a humvee through the roof and blow it up
> you can prone under tanks and it wont kill you

That shit blew my mind. I think there was an invisible wall on the humvee.

>Red Dead Redemption
>have low honour
>insult people instead of greeting them

>>136284305

thought'

>>136283975

>be woefully incompetent to just keep walking around an office building youve been in like 100 times before in Jensens case while youre needed right away for a fucking serious hostage situation
>let them get killed because you were too busy breaking into peoples offices on camera
>get yelled at once in a agitated whiny ADDDDAAAAMMM tone once
>never brought up again

yeah nah you totally wouldnt be discharged for that just like real life

>>136283842

Every Brazilian understands Portuguese and every Portuguese understands "Brazilian". They are the same language despite having huge differences, but if you speak Portuguese you will understand the Brazilian variation.

There will be some unique words to each variation, but nothing critical

>>136281007
>yfw DX:HR wouldn't be so yellow if Adam flicked in those shades

>>136284118
>Goldeneye
>having contests with my friends
>throwing mines into the air and then shooting them before they hit the ground
I miss that so much

>>136283587
Lonk did this in Oot as well.

>>136280806
>>136280806
Goddamn, this.

I fucking love gambling.

>>136284472
>play goldeneye
>unlimited ammo
>hide in a room and stack proximity mines at every possible entrance

>Get stuck on El Gigante
>Don't know how the fuck to beat his ass
>Actually buy the guide
>Comes with a sweetass poster inside
>Beat the whole game.
>Suddenly feel like I'm cheating it after having all the good shit unlocked.

This was around the year RE4 was barely just released, so I had no fucking clue and that's why I bought the guide.

>>136284660

> buying guides

>>136284558
>lonk

>>136283641
>by the numbers casual garbage.

Never breed.

>>136283502

>people liking her Prime 3 and Hunters design is the reason for the horrible writing in Other M

I do believe that I am sensing Reddit kiddie logic here.

>>136284614
>play Perfect Dark
>remote mines only
>none of the AI controlled people know how to detonate them
10/10 Rare

>>136283829
>Get billions wasted to resurrect you and augment the shit out of you
>Fire you right afterwords because you let some hostages die

>Alright Adam, you let some people die. Hand over your arms and your keys, you're out of here.

>>136284732
>link

When you beat the final boss and General Morden goes flying out of the Hi-Do as it crashes, you can knife his body briefly for points for a couple seconds before the helicopter actually explodes. He even grunts and twitches as you do it.

>>136284286
>DoW when it first came out
>Every single unit has unique finishing moves for every single other unit
>Dem hour-long kill animations for leaders/specials

>>136283842

On a similar note, someone from Laos and someone from Thailand could talk to each other and basically understand each other just fine.

>>136284732
>Dongs
No
>Dongs
No
>Dongs
Your suggestions are awful. His name will be Lunk.

Congrats OP, this has been best thread on /v/ in a long time, language fags aside.

>>136284780
>lunk

>>136284262
She also fires more than one shot without replacing the thermal clip.

Quality Bioware Bullshit

> persona 3
> make my female party members wear the bikini armor
> read reaction from other party members

hehehe

>HL2 ep2
>Under the Radar chapter
>see zombies up ahead, stop the car so I can survey the situation
>glance at Alyx
>she winks
hnnngh

>>136284780
>lonk

>>136284826
>>136284878
lunkmind

>>136284937
>HL2 ep1
>in dark waiting for elevator
>Alyx mimics a zombie

>>136284941
>>136284732
>>136284558

>>136279394
Ha dicho que "destroza el español", no que "destroza a los españoles", retrasado de mierda. Aprende inglés o vete a forocanis.

Y yo soy español también. Basura.

>>136276083
Do some people not know even basic spanish? I mean seriously, it's the first language of like 30% of americans.

>>136279418
>ESPECIALLY after I heard that horses and chickens can report crimes if they see you.

WHAT?

>>136276898
Cojenlo

sounds like fuck him in spanish

i literally thought they said fuck him in Spanish

>>136285042
But that's a scripted event.

>>136284460

>>136285098
>Be Canadian


Jelly of my superior British spelling English and Québec french?

Don't know if this is old as shit.

>RE4
>When returning to the village after being captured
>One of the villagers wears Leons leather jacket

>>136285275

Really? i beat the game 6 times and never noticed it.

>Playing Alan Wake
>Car crashes with Alan inside it during a cutscene
>Start chapter with low life

>>136277257
>that feel when I know quite a bit of Spanish but never knew they were speaking it.
Tha fuck?

>>136284241
That's not really technology, that's a way to prevent bunny hoppers online.

>>136279421

>joder tio ke me cago en la leche

I don't think a lot of people realize this, but you can go back the way you came after the lake boss in Resident Evil 4 and it'll be full of enemies and items again.

>>136281913
...no, it was referencing the past.

>Morrowind
>A sandstorm is raging over the area
>Npcs, and yourself, shield their eyes with their arms.

>>136278871
>Half-Life 2
>Tha part where you pick up things with the giant magnet crane
>That feel when throwing your car at enemies and killing them

Also
>Dat feel when you get the upgraded Gravity Gun

>>136285275
Bullshit.

>ARMA II
>Be tank driver
>Take take an AT missle in the side of my tank
>The tracks on the right side of my tank no longer work

TECHNOLOGY

>>136283641

>>136285108
Is this Dwarf Fortress?

>>136285275

That's only when playing Ada's Seperate Ways thing, and I'm pretty sure they call attention to it with a short cutscene.

>>136285495
>What did
>did

"did" is past tense my friend.

>Playing shadow of the colossus
>standing on stairs or some uneven platform
>Wanda's legs move to be placed correctly on the ground
That was the first time I ever noticed that in a video game before.
also, agro
>make him run towards a cliff
>whinnies and turns away from it
>make him run towards a small ledge
>he jumps
>aim bow at him
>runs away
>stop at an area with a body of water
>starts drinking the water

Agro, i...

>>136285376

>tfw you speak Portuguese and you understand Spanish without even learning anything about it

It's really useful for video games

>>136281913

>Implying

Somebody asked what Darrow and Sarif were talking about.
The guys then replies with "Hell if I know, What did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates talk about?"

He's not saying Gates and Jobs were just in a conference together you dumbshit

>>136280032
>mfw I just went to the top floor, sneaked into the balcony, sniped both targets and snuck out in like 5 minutes
Why am I such a boring person

>Playing Xenoblade Chronicles
>Main character is remembering something that happened previously in the game with a cutscene
>Everyone is wearing the armor they had on at that point in the game

>>136285682
...yes? That's the point?

>>136285704
Also
>shoot arrows into colossus
>arrow stay in there
>forever

>Stand still in a stair in Wind Waker
>Notice that my legs are positioned perfectly

>>136285759
BR BR?
me too
people always think I'm catalan, I never have the heart to tell them otherwise

>>136280032
>Walk up to someone while holding a pistol
>47 hides it behind his back

In gta IV
You could call people after missions
and they would have conversations about said mission

I found this out after beating gta 4 3 times when I called roman by accident

It blew my mind so hard

>play RE4 for the first time
>my little sister is watching me play
>we speak Spanish as our native language
>oh man, this is going to be scary!
>use the binoculars
>Villagers just walking in circles yelling MIERDA MIERDA
>our faces the whole time

shit sounded so ridiculously funny

>>136284431
I think they spent too much money on him to just let him go after one bad incident.

>>136286148
>and they would have conversations about said mission

Are you being fucking serious?!

>>136285994
>Stand still in the first dungeon around the third room
>Link looks at nearby objects that are used to progress (i.e: a stick needed to be lit in order to burn down a wooden gate)

>>136276083
We still raging in Spain.

The game is supposed to be localized in Spain and they use Mexican Spanish instead. It's fucking annoying.

>>136286006
>GTA IV
>Bump on yellow and green car
>Driver yells "Filho da Puta!'
I only hope they're as accurate in Max Payne 3, MW2 was ridiculous.

>>136286283
Yeah, sometimes during the mission too.

>>136286178

Same thing but i started laughing pretty hard in the beginning

LARGATE CABROON

>>136286283
Yes

As it turns out, Niko had qualms after the museum mission as he recognized what'shisnuts from TBoGT and asked roman for his thoughts

Haven't played the game in forever but basically, you missed out on half the story

I've kept this a secret for well over a year now

>>136286283
Doesn't happen with all of them, but yeah. You can call Roman after killing Playboy X or Dwayne, for example.

>DX HR
>non lethal run
>Hengsha
>KO a guy, he lands face first in sewer water
>pass by later, cursor passes over him
>he's dead

Prince of Persia Sands of time
>Fara: "use the dagger to rewind time"
>immediately fail miserably
>rewind
>Fara:"use the dagger to rewind time"
>Prince: "uh, yes, you already told me"
>Fara: "No, I didn't"

TECHNOLOGY

>>136286585
>Rewind time
>Fara: I feel I've experienced this before

>>136282508
>just cause 2
>do this but hook it onto the side of a building
>the helicopter swings around and and swerves towards the pavement
>as it hits it kills about 8 people and finally skids into a truck
>the explosion starts destroying a fuck ton of traffic
>people are running around everywhere screaming
FUCKING TECHNOLOGY

>Viewtiful Joe
>Need to go to the bathroom
>Pause game
>"Is it number 1 or number 2?"
>mfw

>>136286441

>family doesn't know English
>all the games are always in English, the never get anything
>they see me playing RE4
>"LÁRGATE CABRÓN!" out of nowhere
>their faces when