Yes.

>>136165641
Nigger, I dropped out of school to play games.

/v/ REPRESENT

No, but i've skipped school because I didn't finish a project

All the fucking time.

>>136165746
mah nigga

who on this board hasn't?

>>136165746
mfw I did that

MORE JEFF PICTURES

Of course

Yeah i did that. Vidya basically fucked my education.

Well the majority of the time I didn't go into school it was because I was faking illness, and a lot of the time especially when I was younger I'd play Pokemon all day.

Please don't hate me for this, for I was young and foolish

I skipped middle school one day so I could stay home and play the halo 3 beta

If I could go back and time and beat the shit out of my casual shit taste in gaming self, I would

>>136165949

No. I skipped school just because I didn't feel like school THEN played video games out of boredom though.

I guess that's the same?

Left school to hang with friends

Ended up playing San Andreas

So, yeah

Yeah, and skipped job as well

>>136165746
I read that in Jeff's voice

>>136166084
You're still an underaged faggot if you can't admit to liking vidya. Stop caring about what /v/ thinks you weak willed piece of shit.

ALL OF THE DAY BRO

>>136165746
this nigga knows whats up

I think I skipped school once to smoke weed and play games

inb4 hur dur stoner scum

>>136166084
I don't see the problem here.

>>136165949
text

Skipped half of my lectures every day for 4 weeks to stay home and play vijeo. I'm doing engineering and I have 5 big exams next month. It's all over.

>>136165746
I hope people don't think I'm joking.

>>136166084
What's with the self hate bitch nigga? I did the same thing and slept round a bros house playing it all fucking night. Was like the last time I was truly happy.

No, but I skip work once to play Mass Effect 3 on release day.

I've regretted it every day since.

>>136166339
Im almost in the same boat right now
I know that feel of everything being over.
But come on, who cares :D :D :D

All I do is skip class to play vidya. I don't even do the readings or anything like that and somehow I'm still doing pretty good.

Although I have my final exam on friday and I'm most likely going to fail because it's all based on readings. I'll wikipedia the readings and save time so I can play video games

>GETTING EDUCATION
>2010292891923123408123579027341234

I SHIGGY WOOP DIGGY DOOP HOP A LONG SMOKE DAT SHIT FROM THE BONG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uints81YYMc%26autoplay%3D1

when TBC came out I skipped about 3 days of school

I would usually skip school when I was on the verge of shooting up the place as a means of getting myself farther away from the edge. Of course, that didn't stop me from making a bomb threat and it didn't stop me from leaving a chlorine gas canister next to where people used to huddle together and smoke. That plan failed, fortunately or unfortunately.

I stopped being a homicidal lunatic as soon as I graduated and moved away from town. What a shitty fucking place that was. It had this magical ability to make everyone in it miserable and borderline insane.

Yes I did when I was like 13. Just to play some shit MMOS. Gothic or Call of Duty 1. I skipped about a month of school to play vidya. I still remember my mom's rage when she found it out. Well, it still was worth it.

Fuck you casuals, I skipped LIFE to play vidya.

>>136166595
HERE WE GO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4oKf32eiIo

>>136165949

>>136166847
we all did anon, we all did...

>>136166720

Tell me more stories, murderbro.

>>136166720
What town was this?

>>136166720
Where is this place located? So I can avoid it.

>>136165746
PURE DISTILLED /v/

well I dropped out of school and now spend all day playing video games

does that count?

>>136165641
Yup, was a spectacular average student by choice because I didn't want to work at all during school, although I wasn't just an idiot that couldn't do the work, motivation was something I didn't have.

no regrets.

I've once skipped a game to go to school

I moved to a new school on my finals, my dad was in the forces

This was in 2002 when I was 15-16

I missed so much work and didn't know the dead line

I ran home to get my work, I didn't want to go back so I stayed at home and played metal slug 2

I got major depression at 18

at 19 I was accepted into any collage because I had a portfolio

when I got to uni at 21 I got bored quit after 1 month

I now own my own business

I realized the uk government "loves me" and wants new business and I took advantage of the grants and loans


Metal slug has always been engraved into my mind since, It was like fuck everything just play

>>136165641
Did you just watch that HCG episode?

Some guys I used to work with would call in sick every time a new Cowadoody game was released.

Made me sick to my stomach.

I've skipped school for the following Games:
>Every pokemon on the DS
>Halo 3
>Starcraft II
>Final Fantasy XI
>Final Fantasy XII
>Final Fantasy XIII (horrible)
>the day after the night I got into the Dota 2 Beta

I was an emancipated minor at age 14 because my parents had to move to Canada for business.
They paid for my living expenses, and I had to have a state-appointed caretaker stop by once a week to make sure I wasn't fucking anything up. So when it came to who would call in for sickness or absence, I would be the one who called it.
So I would call in sick and just stay home and play vidya.
Life was pretty awesome except for I have a huge fear of the dark, and I lived alone in a 2 bedroom townhouse. I didn't know what to do with the other room so it was just empty.
Sketchy as fuck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoEwzEv84dE

>not playing vidya 50 hours a day

I still remember skipping school to play Super Mario World.

That was my best memory of skipping school and playing vidya

Skipped school once because I finally got my hands on an 8X CD-Rom drive and played Star Crusader all day.

Not a single regret was had.

yes, work too.
last time i missed a day of work to stand in line early in the morning to get gta4

Yes. All of it.

I skipped school because I was depressed as fuck, because the entirety of my youth was a disaster.

I would regret it but then I wouldn't have time to play video games.

>>136167274
why didn't you move with your parents?

>>136166585
>wikipedia
>not sparknotes or other similar sites
>1999

I skipped a day of school just to do Icecrown Citadel early with my guild.

>Birthday: April 19th
>Last year Portal 2 gets released on my birthday
>Stay home all day for an 8 hour gaming session
>Beat single player, went outside and played basketball

>>136167526
The thing is I'm doing a lot of readings on books that aren't on sparknotes. So I have to have a shitty grasp on the plot so I can at least bullshit my way through an answer.

So far I'm getting a B, so it seems to be working.

>>136167632
at release*

>i got thrown out of class for playing on my gameboy
>sat outside for 5 mins
>got bored
>left school, skipping the other classes
>got on the bus
>the bus was empty
>suddenly hear this female voice speak to me why skipping school is bad
>my inner voice has a mind of its own
>never skipped class after that

>>136167515
My parents thought it would be better for me developmentally to not leave the town I grew up in.
It's one thing when you are in 5th grade and move to another town, but when you are about to go to highschool and move to another town you can develop depression, among other disorders

Halo 2
Halo 3
ODST
Halo Wars
Reach (why)

I'm planning to skip for Transformers and Halo 4 this year, but this doesn't include the random days to just play them. Only release dates I guess

>>136166130

Same here, even if I skipped school because I didn't have my homework done, I'd still end up playing video games.
Come to think of it, homework was the worst part of school...

>>136166992

Oh gosh you want to hear more? Here's some of the things I did.

>Snuck into the gym changing room and put IcyHot into peoples underpants, the ones who would change them for gym
>Flushed all manner of objects down the toilet, one day a pipe blew and the school had to pay water damage and repairs
>Set off a home made smoke bomb in the cafeteria, school thought there was an electrical fire but no evidence was ever found

My pointless vandalism was the only thing keeping me sane.

>>136167054
>>136167065

You've never heard of it. It's a small town in Labrador, an Eastern Canadian province. The town was called Wabush and was filled with more wiggers and chavs than you can possibly imagine. Since we were surrounded by aboriginal towns, we were largely ignored by the government. We had a hospital that could take a maximum 15 people at once, and that was if you had some small illness. If you needed an operation or had to have a baby delivered you had to go to the next province. We also had a lot of unpaved roads. Also we had barely any mail coming in, so if you ordered any vidya there was a 6/10 chance that it would just not arrive and you wouldn't get refunded.

>>136167274
I think your parents just hated you

>>136167818
Sounds like you're insane. or a lying faggot who wants to be special.

Yeah
for Diablo 2 launch
didnt go to school for a few days, me, my dad and my bro played it non stop

ah good times, shame i cant do the same with D3, cant exactly just skip work

>>136168019
not insane, and the inner voice thing happened to me only once, that was like 20+ years ago

>>136168013
possibly.
I actually haven't seen them since.
Neither of us actually bothered to meet. We barely even send emails nowadays

>>136167987
>Labrador
All you needed to say bro. I feel sorry for you.

>>136167818
Had some nosy bitch tell me that on the bus too, fuck that shit. Just nodded and since I wasn't actually skipping that day, I skipped the following day when I could have.

I skipped 2 years to play video games, get on my level scrubs.

I skipped school to sleep

No, because I'm not white.

>>136168327
So you never had school to begin with?

>>136168314
>yfw everyone who works at Giantbomb keeps getting fatter and fatter and starts losing their hair

IT'S A CURSE

Ten years ago I got myself a copy of Front Mission 3. I was looking for it for months. Parents were away. It was worth it.

>>136168314
>skipping school to sleep
>not sleeping in school
>not being awake after school till you get back to school

when i was in 4th grade and saints row 2 came out i skipped a whole week pretending i had mono

>>136168391

>>136167225

yes I actually skipped about 2 weeks playing runescape
then my parents got contacted by the school

>>136168435
>mfw when I did this until I dropped out for the vidya

>>136168327
>50% latino high school
>am latino myself
>skip anyway

Yeah, not sure what you are trying to say here bro, of course I was like a ghost in that even if I was there people wouldn't know that, but whatever.

I remember skipping school to pick up mgs2 when it launched. Don't think I went to school the next day either.

Yes. And now I skip work to play games too.

>mfw the entire team decides to take the day off when Skyrim is released

Yes, EQ...fucking ruined my life.

I got pink eye the day after I got Metroid Prime.
Best thing ever.

Yes, numerous times. Not proud of it by any means.

Started back in fifth grade I believe, played Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back for the SNES instead of turning in a paper. Got a whoopin for it but that's life.

>>136168594
>skyrim

I dropped out of school to play games


get on my level

Nope.

I played games IN school, like a boss.
In IT room.
During lunches I could easily go home since my house was around 5 minutes walk.
Equally when the library was setup, it converted over to more of a relaxed hangout area for the higher ups.
And we eventually got a gaming thing setup too, we all paid in to it.
That combined with that fuckawesome cafe inside it was just great.

Then, just like 4chan, everyone found out about the awesome place and it ended up flooded with faggots.

So then we setup afterschool clubs (just like in my animes!)
Computing basically became Quake and Blackhawk Down.

>>136168850
>going ass to eye with someone just to stay home and play Metroid

my nigga

There was this muslim guy in my school (east london) who skipped an entire year to play xbox 360. Mainly gears of war 1 and call of duty 4. It was funny when he came back because he actually believed he was tony montana due to his increasing psychosis. And he talked to everyone in some italian accent. Then the head teacher had to go down to his house personally and take his 360.

I miss those days. Everyone in my youth was some freak of nature weirdo. But they were my people man. Now everyone in uni is just some generic shitty boring normalfag with the same exact interests. Or fucking pakis.

skipped school for halo reach release and mw3

continue to deal with it

>>136168561
I'm Asian. I don't skip school for stupid reasons like video games.

The only time I find that acceptable is if you're majoring in philosophy/women's studies/sociology/bullshit, but only because video games are equally productive.

>>136168956
you wrote all of that as if you were doing something cool

that sounds like the fucking gayest shit to ever shit up the face of the earth

Yes.

>>136167987

There were so many stray dogs shitting all over the place that it constantly smelled like shit all the time. The constant fume intake probably explains my and others insanity. It may or may not have accounted for the five or six people with schizophrenia that just walked around town destroying property and screaming at people. Another thing that probably had something to do with it was the fact that we were a mining town, so everything had a layer of dirt on it. If the wind blew the wrong way you would be in a sandstorm because of the dry milling process creating a dustcloud over the town casting a brown tint over the sky year round. You would feel the dirt in your teeth and hair and eyes.

Jeff Gerstmann has a rap group, btw. Just want to remind everybody of this

>>136168956
We had that happen to us too, in middle school.

No cafe or anything, but some hang out spot that the admins started to crack down on the gaming and trading card gaming that was going on. And then a computer lab that started to get filled with fuckers and eventually we couldn't go to anymore. Shitsuxs

I once left my last lesson 6 minutes earlier to run hom and play Pokemans

>>136169195
>I'm Asian

Was it really necessary to post your ethnicity? If you left it out, it would've had the same impact.

>>136169195
>Asian

Enjoy eventually going postal I suppose.

i skipped the rest of the week when bf3 came out

sure is summerfriend in here

>>136169380
>not taking your Pokemans with you

>>136169453
>he still thinks summer /v/ exists

/v/ is constantly shit

>>136169453

You're about month and a bit early, but yes it is starting

I remember skipping class the day Mega Man 10 came out. Felt good, man.

>>136169453
>itt: newfriends call others summerfriends

>>136169320
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aGU5Tu3gII

suddenly this thread is about Bradley Shoemaker

>>136169417
Well, I guess you're right. Most non-whites that do skip are chocolates and spics anyway.

>>136166585
Mah nigga. I blew through community college by googling every question (online classes) and wikipedia-ing/sparknotes.

Good times, so much vidya time.

>>136169453
Nah its just the weekend you know the minisummer we have every week.

>>136169734
His voice is delicious audible chocolate.

>>136169291
Bitch u just mad jelly of our swag we had.

Faggots like you are probably what made this place shit, considering your opinion on it.

One time, we had a bomb scare in our high school because an ex-girlfriend of a dropout said she received a text message warning that he planned to blow up the school or shoot it up or something.
I knew the kid wouldn't have it in him, but I went down to the principals office and demanded I be excused for my own personal safety.
When I got home, I trolled Counter Strike.

>>136165641
>implying my parents didn't figure out quick that I just wanted to play my new game
>from that day forward any day I stayed home, even with a real illness.... NO ELECTRONICS

>>136169734
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JmenwVvbgc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JmenwVvbgc

no, I skip class to sleep.

>mfw when Starcraft BW started the eventual shit spiral that is my life

all dose custom games and fastest maps

Blizzard, I dropped out because of you. ;_;

fanbase for giantbomb is fucking pathetic, truly the worst fanbase out there

>>136170223
I love giantbomb and I couldn't agree more.

>>136168489
>4th grade
>saints row 2
Reported for being underageB&

I once skipped class so me and my friends could do a 2v2 pokemon battle. Needless to say, the kid with the gamesharked pokemon always won. He was a huge faggot.

>MFW Im a huge FF fan and I skipped school to play FFXIII and I played 10 hours straight and I realized I was still playing a tutorial

>>136170223
fucking this

why does everyone suck Jeff's dick?

>>136169307

I worded that wrong. The reason there were so many crazy people was because of the dump. Since we didn't have a means of recycling anything but cans and bottles, everything else went right to the incinerator. Batteries, waste chemicals, it all burned and blew over the town where it was inhaled by the inhabitants. Most of which had no means of curing their illnesses if they didn't have the money to travel.

Yes. I started skipping school in 7th grade, gradually it got worse, by 9th grade they wanted to keep me back a grade, but I managed to get out of it.

Funny thing thing is, each year I promised to myself that I'm going to study this year and each year I actually meant it. When the time came I skipped anyway, by last grade it was so bad I skipped half a year in some classes. My mom never knew. Barely managed to get a passing grade in everything, but hey, it was worth it.

when i was severely addicted to everquest 1 i skipped like half of 7th grade
and i was still able to pass all my classes

When I was in high school, kids who had more than enough credits to graduate were allowed to have "spare blocks". Basically, free time when there would normally be class.

I had three of them. On alternating days, I would have four classes, and one class + three spares the next.

On the days with my spares, I would attend just that one class and be done for the day.

Technically, according to the school's rules, I'm not actually supposed to leave the school during spare blocks, but there's no one to check attendance (because there's no teacher). But I would leave anyways and enjoy my vidya.

>>136170150
>not learning how to nap in class
I slept upright with my hand over my eyes so the teacher couldn't see.
Well, more of a "saturday morning can't be bothered getting up lucid dream" sleep where I was semi-conscious of things happening around me.

Fuck, that worked a treat in some classes I was godlike at. (physics, maths, computing mostly)
In fact, in Physics we got this really old teacher who I swear had an ungodly low IQ or something.
I actually sneaked out the class and slipped in to biology a lot of times when we had that guy... just by standing still when he looked at me. I SHIT YOU NOT. Slept quite a lot too.
The guy was slow as fuck. Ask him a question, stands there for a minute, "let me think about it and i'll get back to you", HE NEVER COMES BACK TO YOU. FOREVER ALONE.
So yeah, hung out in Bio with the cool teacher and class. Sadly I never got to take it or all sciences because lolpooreducationsystem.

Where the fuck did they get that guy, a fucking coma ward?

>>136170506
He's a living encyclopedia of video games. Plus he seems to be a pretty cool down to earth guy. He's wrong a lot of the time, but the "HURR MORE LIKE JEFF FATSMAN" comments are totally uncalled for.

>>136165746
This nigga knows what's up.

>>136165746
this nigga right here

I had 50+ sick days in every year of high school.

I just didn't go when I didn't feel like it. Didn't give a fuck.

Played WoW and CS all day errrrr day.

Record was 64 sick days in 9th grade. Can anyone beat that?

I skipped work to watch E3 last year.

Forgot I was supposed to interview some chick, never rescheduled. Probably some game-hating cumdumpster anyway.

>>136170508

I don't know why, but the way you describe your town reminds me of the place from Uzumaki

>>136166516
>:D :D :D

Stop fucking posting.

>>136170804
>>136170842
>this nigga mind

Been fucking my master thesis in the ass over the past few months to play video games if that counts. Deadline soon, haven't done shit.

>>136170940
is that it?
I averaged anywhere from 60-70 each year of highschool, including grade 9

I never skipped school.

I had something called self control.

Yeah , i was "sick" for 3 weeks straight.At the end i just had to go to school since an important math test was coming up.
CS CLAN WARS ALL DAY ERR DAY

>>136170940
Doesn't count if you are home-schooled, Urkel.

many, many times.i only show up to school for finals.

>>136171074
You've had something called casual.

>>136170940
in germany we already get thrown out if we miss like 15 days

>>136170150

>That feel when caught sleeping in class

>Anon, read question 4
>...Anon?
>Uh wh-what?
>Uh... What page and uh... 6?
>That laughter from the class

>>136171263
Which Land?

>>136171263
Das Fühl wenn ich in Deutschland lebe und du absolute Scheisse laberst.

Das Fühl wenn ich nen Abi 2.1er-Schnitt habe und niemals Probleme für die Fehltage habe.

Das Fühl wenn du wahrscheinlich nicht mal Deutscher bist.

>>136165746
I did this, that was 10 years ago. Now I want to kill myself. I wish someone somewhere had stepped in and stopped me for being dumb.

>>136171263

Seems a bit strict

>>136171375
auf den 2 Schulen, auf denen ich war, war das so

>>136171263
I'm murrikan and it's 16 days for us

Plenty of games. Only thing I regret is spending my weekly allowance on games I didn't like, if only I knew I could abuse Gamestop's used game policy much sooner.

>>136170940

I never skipped school. Like most kids, I hated school more than anything, but I stuck with it.

Why? Because I was one of few kids in town who actually spells properly on the internet. I did not want to be like the idiots from MSN Messenger and Myspace (this was before Facebook caught on, let alone available to high schoolers).

I scared myself into thinking that if I skip school, I will become just like them.

>>136171463
Hasts wohl nicht taktisch genug gemacht.

Bro-mutter die immer Entschuldigungen schreibt solange ich trotzdem gute Noten schreibe & Stammgast bei nem Hausarzt.

>>136165641
yes
i have also skipped school to go take a nap in the woods and to go to the bars instead

reading is for losers

In Canada they don't really give a shit.

They'll bitch and moan but in reality they can't do shit.

I skipped a minimum of 2 days a week.

If you can still pass good job.

>>136171443
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

>>136170940
>skipped school for 100days straight in 3rd grade to play vidya
>parents didn't care cuz they were high all the time
>school didn't do anything because i lived in the schools district and they couldn't throw me out
>mfw

>>136171557
1. deine Mutter hat das gemacht? fail
2. hör auf deutsch mit englischen memes zu vermischen

I skip vidya to play school

>>136171667
1. fick dich ins knie
2. fick dich ins knie

>>136171578
>Skip class often
>do homework sometimes
>Do well on most tests, usually get a high B or low C, sometimes even an A
>Still fail

Those faggots who say they skipped everything and passed their tests and ended up passing are FUCKING LIARS.

I'm a senior in high school. I've gotten several D's in classes, and I even had to go to summer school to make up required projects once, but I never failed a class. I skipped a ton of classes because I was too apathetic to go, and it's a miracle I didn't get expelled for poor attendance.

I still managed to get into my state college because I got a 2100 on the SAT. I'm probably going to drop out of there by the end of freshman year, though.

>>136171578
I heard that in Canada, they have separate high schools for underachieving/maladjusted kids (usually the ones who grew up in a broken home or have a history with crime) where they actually GET PAID to attend school.

How true is this?

>>136171557
This jerry knows what's up.

>>136171751
gute argumente du homo

>>136171851
maybe, that's for the real bad fuckups though I think

or reserves

they pay indians money to go to school because lol NATIVES

>>136171818
The difference between HS and College is you're paying for college. Don't fuck up your life even more with debt to go to college just because you feel obligated. Get your shit in order, decide what you want to study and then go to college. The absolute worst thing in current society is kids being forced into college with no direction.

Never skipped a day of school.
If i was ill enough to stay off school i was too ill to play videogames.
I never got a single detention.
Gots C's and D's

>>136171791
>last year in high school
>new history teacher
>she intentionally graded my tests harsher
>got a C as my final high school history grade because of her
>couldn't get state scholarship to uni

>>136171967
Then I'm not too far off. Underage drinking is still a crime.

I skipped a day of my senior year to play No More Heroes 2.

I actually didn't have to skip school to play videogames because I was part of a A++ computer repair class at a vocational school program.
Basically, after 2 classes I would be driven to a community college and spend the rest of the day PLAYING VIDEOGAMES.
I barely learned anything and just played Starcraft 1 and CS with classmates over the schools LAN because the teacher just could not give a fuck.

This was the greatest time of my entire life. Whole class was full of bros.

>>136172025
>suck at history
>paranoid as fuck

>NYCfag
>Parents can be arrested if student constantly misses school for more than 90 days (something like that)
>Just didn't care about school anymore, dropped out once I turned 16 & got a job in construction from uncle
>23 now, have my own condo & a used 2003 Jaguar XT
Amazing nothing happened to my mom, must've been scare tactics I guess.

-Gets Panic Attack out of nowhere

-Parents take me to doctor

-Doctor says to take a week off school but not to play games that will make me more depressed like online competitive games

-Plays serious competitive online games

-Never goes back to school

>>136172079
>skipping school for Suda's stupid immature bullshit

I was late anyway and skipped the rest of the lesson to play skyrim

>>136171624

What?
You can easily be sick for 15 days, it's not some unheard of thing

>>136172093
I wish I had a family member to give me a job

no one hires highschool dropouts with no job experience at 22 years old

What have I been doing for the last 4-5 years? Videogames

>>136172080
>that diddly feelerino when studied all the materials twice for the last test
>that diddly feelerino when the bitch said you barely got a C

>>136172149
>immature

>tfw getting good grades and seeing these threads
It's like your really trying to make me stupid /v/

>>136172503
>study hard
>still get barely a C
>why try
>don't study at all
>still get a C

>9th grade
>Natural Selection
No regrets

>>136172317
The fact that someone thinks 15 days is too strict is fucking appalling.

As for medical excuses like you've mentioned, I'm sure they have provisions for special cases like that. Even if they don't, if you're sick for more than 15 days, you've got more important things to worry about.

>>136170940
35% attendance master race reporting in.

>>136172503
>your
IT HAS BEGUN.

Tried regular high school as a freshman, didn't work out, ended up dropping out 3 months in. A few months later I tried independent studies, which means I go to school a few times a week. This didn't work out either, dropped out as a junior to try online schooling. This didn't work out so I just dropped out all together. I'm 22 now and still live with my dad.

>>136172364
>FUCKHEADS DOWNWARDS DOG xD SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT LOL LOOKADDIM MASTERBATE TO RECHARGE SWORD

>>136172638

I only mean it's too strict for medical cases, I don't know what provisions they have.
If someone's sick for 15 days and they're kicked out, that's just not fair.
That's all I'm saying.

I skipped school to play doctor.

With you're mom.

I skipped one lesson at the end of the day to play the collectors edition of Cataclysm.

It was one of those non-compulsory Tutorial lessons.

>2003
>First time on the internet, mom just got DSL
>Attendance during my freshman year in high school was bad already, now I just cut school most days because I rather stay home & post on Gamespot forums
>That feel when you learn more from the internet than some stooge spitting out information verbatim

>That feel when cluster headaches ruined your education

>>136172821
>greentext
>XD
>all caps

You sure proved me wrong, good job.

>>136172960
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cluster_headache

NOPE

>>136169307

Don't worry about it bro, the first town is always shitty.

>>136172797
>Tried regular high school
>Tried
what exactly was busting your ass? getting up early was too hard, or maybe the Nigerian kids kept ruining the curve?

in a way.
i would skip school when i broke out really bad and be way too embarrassed to let people see me like that

then i would play video games.
acne 4 life

Shit, I dropped out of high school to play games

>>136172797
I *was* going to make fun of you, but then I realized I'm also 22 and live with my dad. The only difference is that I completed high school AND college, with even awesome grades might I add.

Man, we are more alike than I had imagined. This is actually a real eye-opener for me. Just...wow.

I skipped games to go to school!

I would skip school to stay at home and look at porn on the computer.

Since like 2nd grade.

>>136172960
I thought I was having these, it turned out to be an abscessed tooth. The pain was no where near the tooth, though. It was up in my eyeball/temple area and literally drove me to insanity and had me pacing/swearing. It would go away for 10-15 minutes then return for 2-3 for 3 days.

Most painful experience of my entire life.

>>136169195

>tfw i'm asian and skip classes like a fucking boss
>tfw I'm also a civil engineering major and have a 3.4 GPA

sucks to be you, faggot. enjoy studying all day while i play my vidya and hang out with girls

>>136173267
My brother.

>At school
>2 days befor PS2 launch
>"Hey bro, they guy from <local independent game store> called me this morning asking if I wanted to come pickup my ps2, you wanna go get it"
>Play tekken for the next 48 hours.

>>136170940
This one is off my latest report card. Not quite as impressive as 64 sick days, but still worth posting.

If you're wondering, the 4th quarter started 2 days before the report card was issued.

>>136173128
I remember staying off once in my life due to two huge pimples.
One was on my chin and one on my forehead. They were probably both the size of a 50p coin and about half a CM tall..
They were bright fucking red and looked hideous.

I've never skipped school to play games, but I have stayed up all night into the morning on a worknight playing vidya.

Then I realized what a dumb fucking idea that was throughout the work day, and never did it again.

>>136173310

>hang out with girls

don't delude yourself

>>136173394
being late isn't the same as skipping

>>136173310
>hang out with girls
I was going to give you benefit of the doubt, but I draw the line here. You're apparently Asian, majoring in Civil Engineering, and post on /v/. I don't buy that one bit, no sir.

It helped encourage me too. If I was slightly sick and wanted to get my game on, I'd definitely stay home.

I have a strangely fond memory of playing runescape half asleep while eating soup and drinking orange juice when I was home sick.

dat grind

I did, many times. Good times in my college house playing in boxers and having everything for breakfast. I wish I could skip work from time to time.

I am not excited enough for games anymore to skip school.

I wish i was.

>>136173310
You still have a tiny dick, bro.

yarp

I skip class a lot because a lot of my professors/courses are bullshit.

Sometimes I happen to play video games during these times.

>>136173310
>bragging about a 3.4 gpa in engineering

2 fucking weeks in a row.
you know what i was playing?
fire emblem & tales of phantasia.
i was in deep shit later.

I dropped out of my high school 2 weeks ago because I was playing stalker for 3 days straight and missed a few large tests. I could probably have made up for it but I have enough credits to graduate anyways.

I generally attended class before this with the exception of a week in January because Katawa shoujo. That was not me doing anything much though, the Rin path just threw me off a bit and I just chilled for that week.

>>136165641
yes, skipped school with a kid in the 3rd grade who is probably now a registered sex offender or a deviant. We played tmnt in time until he got bored and then started to pick on me. He started to masturbate and when I saw him - tried to ignore him but he just came in my face and started doing it to make me mad. He forced me to suck his cock and he pee'd in my hair. Then he tried to hump me and kept my head forced on the hard floor, there was no penetration but i was still scared shitless. My mom found out because the house smelled like "pee and little boy butts." She smelled my hair and made a funny face. -_-

feels bad man.

Let this be a lesson to all of you would be truants.

>>136173963
>tales of ______

Fucking kill yourself.

>>136173297
They started in my freshman year of high school. At first, I only had mild headaches that would make these painful pulses in my head and eye that would go away pretty quickly.

It got progressively worse. At lunch my friend had to hold me down because I wanted to rip my eyes out, the pain was that bad.

It happened in class too. I was trying to take the pain and while this was happening, everyone was just staring. Apparently the teacher had asked me a few times if I was okay, but I was so focused on trying to battle the pain that I didn't hear him.

Then my parents found out and I was taken out of school. I had computer home school, but I did horribly, which was more of my fault than the headache's.

Now I just live with my parents. I have no friends to talk to since I got out of touch with them. Just me and my cluster headaches.

I once skipped school to play Minecraft.

Don't hurt me.

>>136173310
Shamefur dispray. You're Asian and don't even have a 3.9 GPA? My dad would beat the shit out of me if I performed that badly.

>>136173989
I still drop by the school a few days a week to play mtg with some people there though.

>>136168314
This.

Also of course I've done it. Playing video games is my number one hobby. Saying that I skipped school to play games goes without saying, just like skipping school to eat or sleep. Same goes for calling in sick for work.

>>136174095
YOU go fuck yourself.
also played all the final fantasies and all kinds of games when i discovered emulation.

fuck yeah nigga skip skool to smok dat ganj get high

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>>136173679
>this nigger has a job that he can't skip.

I'll just be over here making my own hours and getting paid nicely to do what I enjoy while working from home.

>>136174095
You first.

>>136174296
>emulation
ruined my school career.

>>136172947

I know exactly what you're talking about. I read and wrote pretty close to constantly every day thanks to the internet. The English classes where I used to live were a complete joke. Most people I knew still misspelled common words throughout high school, and I wouldn't be surprised if they still do. Their stupidity was actually a contributing factor in my strive for good writing, wanting to NOT end up like one of those morons on Facebook.

That feel when funemployed.

>>136174142
Thank god I just had an abscess tooth and not developing cluster headaches. If I had to deal with that on a regular basis I would probably kill myself. It was pretty unbearable and I have no reason to believe you're exaggerating after what I had experienced. It legitimately felt like someone was stabbing me in the ear with a pencil.

One moment Id be fine, the next I would be on me knees saying something like "No, no, not again. Go away" like some lunatic.

I skipped my great grand mother funeral to by wow tbc when it was released, what the hell do you think.

Counter-Strike is the reason i have a psychology degree instead of engineering.
After a 3 years of 33-50% attendance my math was never the same (1987-2002/2003, RIP).

It was worth it, tough. Vidya escapism saved me.

>>136174524
I know that feel

This is why i keep coming back to /v/.

>>136173679
Just feign an illness you can't really check like a headache or an upset stomach.

>Jocks are constantly missing school to have their dicks fellated when they come back, given lots of catch up material and any missed projects excused
>Miss a few days to go to my aunts funeral
>Come back and find out that I've been given zeros on missed homework and my teachers refuse to give me a copy of the notes that I couldn't take down

>>136174989
>missing a few days for a funeral
Why and how?

>>136174142
>>136172960

You guys should try taking some Psilocybin Mushrooms and trip. Apparently LSD and Psilocybin have a positive effect on cluster headaches. And also you trip balls.

I was that one kid that legitimately liked school and enjoyed learning about new things. Even if I was being taught by a complete burnout, I'd still manage to learn some neat things.

SKIPPED SCHOOL SO I CAN WITNESS THE LAST MOMENTS OF PHANTASY STAR ONLINE ON GAMECUBE BEFORE IT WENT OFFLINE.
Shit, this was so sad and i loved every second of it, fuck school.

>>136175119

Because she was being buried in the next province where she grew up so I had to travel a bit to get there. Also, have you ever had someone close to you die? You're not in an emotional state to be going to school.

>>136174989
>lie to class teacher that my gran died
>she excuses me for the whole week
>mfw

>>136175261
Oh I like learning new things too, it's just that I'm a kinesthetic learner and learn things better by doing them than reading or writing shit down. Which is why lectures and classes were always boring as fuck to me.

That said my grades were always good, even though I just listened to music or doodled into my notebook during class.

>>136175643
Yes, many relatives during the time I was in school.
Sorry, I probably worded that wrong, I was just curious as to why it was more than 1 day.
Never mind.

Yeah, when Dark Souls came out I missed like a week of classes.

>skipping school and not going every day on time for every class and becoming successful

I'm a piece of shit for skipping that many days in high school.

>>136175846
>tfw only skipped a total of 6-7 days troughout school
>tfw only 20 something sick days for the 12 grades
>tfw was there almost every day
>tfw still worse grades than the people who skipped half of the classes

>2000
>Be 9
>Live on farm
>Was homeschooled
>Didn't want to do school that day
>Started playing Excitebike 64
>Mom notices and tells me to get off because school was starting
>Climb out of window
>Run into woods
>She'll never find me!
>Hang around in woods for an hour
>Get bored
>Go back home
>Do school

I'm pretty sure I've only skipped school to sleep in.

>>136173394

Looks like my report cards.
Trimester elementary/high school, so about 90-100 days a term? Always had at least 60-70 lates. Ever since I was 3, late all day errday.

>Mfw even the strictest teachers didn't care after the first couple weeks
>Mfw I can show up late, they don't care, other kids show up late, "SEE ME AFTER CLASS."
Feels good, man.


>Mfw no face

>>136176000

Did you at least have fun?

>>136175846

Staying in school doesn't guarantee success. A lot of people are under the misconception that getting a high school diploma and a college degree is a recipe for instant success. It's not. Not at all.

While a high school diploma is kinda necessary these days, a GED is just as good, and those are easy as shit to get. I knew a guy that got one. He barely knew how to read.

>>136176137
It means they gave up on you.

I skipped two days once so I could finish Forest Of Pain in.hack//G.U.

>>136175643
I've had several close relatives die, including my father when I was 17 and yet I always went back too everyday life (school, work) the day after the funeral. It's when you first hear the news when it hits you the hardest.

But different people handle these kinds of things differently.

>>136176210
>school was boring as shit
>barely kept myself from falling asleep

>and the least amount of classes missed is by anon, congratulaitons the whole class can make fun of you for the next 5 minutes

I skipped bio class a few weeks ago to play P3P and half assedly work on an English paper if that's worth anything.

My parents would only let me stay home if I was throwing up. If I had an extreme chest cold and was expelling phlegm every time I exhaled, I went. If my head was pounding and my ears were ringing, I went. I apologize if I ever made any of you sick.

I skipped school when MW2, MW3 and Black ops came out.

>not skipping school to catch up on your sleep

>>136176503
>high school
>end of the year attendance award
>mfw

>>136165746
>drop out
>play halo all day err day
>now I'm going to community college
>niggas wanting me to study n' shit
>just want to play bc2 and batman all day

>>136176701
>always sit in the front row because I hated the back
>fall asleep on the desk every day
>Do it so often teacher doesn't care anymore

I like the front row, fuck you. I didn't have to see over anyones head when I did decide to pay attention and could do it without lifting my head.

>>136165641
Not really, but I skipped school a lot and happen to play games when I was at home.

Had great times with WoW, man... great times.

I called my mom saying I was sick so I can leave early and watch the E3 conferences. But playing video games was never big enough deal that I skipped school.

no. I never skipped a day of school. I only missed a few days because I was sick and once because my alarm clock didn't go off and I missed the first 2 classes of the day.

>>136177054
>going to school in the middle of summer

>miss a few days
>still get good grades
>have okay job
Feels good

>>136177230
> Doesn't know E3 used to be held in early May

>>136177230
>June
>Middle of Summer

>>136176503

Damn, all throughout those 12 years?

must have been torture.

>>136165746
I did something
I stayed out for like 3 months in highschool playing ME2,BC2,BF2 and RDR

Best 3 months ever

The court didn't even do shit
>mfw I still passed and didn't even have to go to summer school

>>136176701

>mfw I still went to church until my senior year in high school
>mfw I went to seminary every morning at 5:00 AM
>mfw I still went to school anyway

>School called your home and parent's work if you didn't come to school.
>"You have to have good grades to skip school."
>Just sleep in school and play vidya after.

And a year after school, still no job or training.
Manpower, help me out, jesus fuck.

>>136177615
>Manpower, help me out, jesus fuck.

NO
NO
NO
NO
NO

Whatever you do, do not get stuck doing their work! Holy mother of god, they had me going from factory to factory to factory.. I couldn't keep a stable location, it was REALLY hard work for minimum wage. Once, I spent 9 hours moving some office. It was brutal.. and by moving an office, I mean, all of the desks, walls, shelves, etc.

>>136178125
Sounds like fun.
I like seeing new places.
Physical labor sounds grueling, but I need some muscle with this fat.

>>136177615

When they handed out the forms for us to fill in our phone numbers for that, I just put down the cell phone number of one of my friends which was one digit off of my home phone. That way if anyone found out it was a trick I could just claim to have made a mistake.

>>136178309
You say that now, but it is truly hard work and if you're not in great physical shape (I wasn't) it's going to be even harder and you don't "see new places" you just work for the next asshole supervisor who doesn't respect you because you're expendable and will fire you/your entire group for no reason, because they can and they don't like you. It's very demeaning but I hope you actually get good supervisors. Use it for experience or to bridge gaps in unemployment, don't get trapped.

I pretty much skipped half of my senior year for vidya
nobody gave a fuck.

I actually wished i had friends who would scold me and force me to come to school because they cared.

>>136178480
You act as if you can't just tell them you don't want to work for them.

>skipped school with best bro
>hotbox in my car
>go to his house
>play SWBF2
>best days of my life

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wtPFCPJTSw&feature=g-u-u&context=G24207b1FUAAAAAAAJAA

^funny happyconsolegamer just made a video about this subject

>>136178641
You can't, they won't give you work if you're unreliable or can't keep up. There's no choice, either you work and get paid or you don't. It's that simple.

My senior year schedule had an open last period, so I got to go home early every day and play vidya home alone. It was so perfect.

I skip school for every new game I get, I still do actually.

Shit, I still do.
Constant 80% for every fucking year since.

I've got a paper due tomorrow, I've skipped a bit, and I just couldn't give a fuck

Anybody else hate education, yet, have an insane drive to educate themselves with nothing to do?

>>136180056

You better believe it. I would go home after school and just read up on the most random shit. I studied C++ and learned so much shit about math ages before I learned it in school.

>mfw waiting until the last day to do projects and write papers that I "would fail if I did it the night before" and still got 80-95 on them

Back when we had a 56k modem I skipped the morning period of school to play Diablo 2 online.

the day monster hunter tri came out, 4/20

>>136180420

>Me and my friend in high school Writing class
>It's dumbed down to fuck, instead of having to write stuff we just have to do write ups on the news
>Neither of us hand much in because we just don't care enough due to how mind numbing it all is
>At the end of the year we get an assignment called a "Publication booklet" where we're given free range to write whatever we want as long as it spans twenty pages
>It's worth a fatass chunk of our final grade
>Me and him work as partners and write a 47 page story
>It's about the cities hobos banding together to build a rocket ship out of garbage to colonize the moon
>It has a complex time travel plot with shifting alliances
>We get 98% on it and it bumps our grade up to a pass


I could summarize the story in greentext if anyone is interested.

>>136180604
Oh lordy, I did this too. Wake up every morning for school at 4am, start playing D2. Sometimes I just didn't want to stop and would skip the first class.

>>136181379
Go for it. It's 1 in the morning and we all need a read.

>>136181623

It's 7:00 PM where I live, but I wouldn't mind either.

Terranigma was my first game to skip school.

>>136181379
I'd like that.

Anybody here actually make it after dropping out?
I want to know that, if I do, I've got a fallback for housing, life comforts, and money.

Any menial job is fucking ace.

I sure did. Missed a shit ton of days each year.
Mainly sleeping, but also video games.

So how many of you are going to call in sick for E3?

I never could because my parents cared. Fuck them.

I was really jelly of this one kid that had his parents call in sick to school every time a beta or new game came out. He denied it up and down, but I'd bet my life on it that he did.

>>136182989
Of course he did. He's only fucking himself over in the long run though right.

>>136181379
>It's about the cities hobos banding together to build a rocket ship out of garbage to colonize the moon

Did you have some other work for inspiration?
That sounds great.

>>136182989
I wish my parents cared about me and didn't let me do whatever the fuck I pleased as a child so I wouldn't be going through an midlife crisis of worthlessness and depression

Twice, mainly because I woke up late and didn't want to get detention for running late too many times.

I got caught on both occasions. Shit sucked.

>>136181623

We wrote this a crazy long time ago so I can't really remember the story too well. But here goes anyway.

THE SAD SAD TALE OF WOODY HARRIET BY ANON AND ANON.

>April 1st, 2030
>The extreme sports craze is in full swing
>A pregnant woman is seen participating in the new extreme sport, Zeppelin Surfing
>She gets so full of adrenaline she spits out her child
>The baby slides down the side of the zeppelin and falls several hundred landing safely in a forest snowbank
>A lumberjack finds him
>Since he's a lumberjack he calls the child Woody
>He can't take care of Woody so he gives him to his adopting scientist friend one day, Sherman Harriet
>Sherman raises Woody as his own for twelve years
>One day Woody is torn from his bed by his father
>Giant Alien Space Octopi are invading Earth and laying waste to everything
>Sherman throws Woody into an experimental Time Machine and is sent thirty years into the past where he'll be safe from the Space Octopi
>He appears in the future place of his house which is now a dump
>There's a hobo inside a roofless shack made of trash
>The hobo introduces himself as Psybilly, the telepathic hobo
>Psybilly takes him under his wing
>Reveals that his shack is actually a space ship that he's building
>His plan is to populate the moon and make it a paradise where hobos rule the roost
>Together they recruit more hobos to help build the ship
>One of them is a mute fat hobo who wears radioactive rubber pants (don't ask where that idea came from)
>They steal a rocket engine from the NASA testing facility located near by
>The rocket is completed and they launch
>As the rocket is made of trash, it falls apart and explodes at 40 feet
>The radioactive pants guy is flung by the explosion and escapes Earths gravitational field while clinging to a ball of garbage

(continued at next post)

What am I doing with my life?

>>136183612
Story of the year all years

>>136183612
I REALLY like where this thread is going.

>>136183730
Something fabulous.
Dedicate yourself to something.

>>136183612

>Everyone survives the crash but morale is low
>PsyBilly gives a crazy awesome speech about how they need to pick themselves up just one more time than they fall
>Every hobo in the city joins the group, stealing merchandise from stores, raiding homes and ripping materials from buildings to build the new rocket
>The new rocket is gigantic
>They blast off
>Reach the moon and begin to terraform it

MEANWHILE THIRTY YEARS IN THE FUTURE

>Sherman Harriett is running around like a madman hiding from the Space Octopi
>A car explodes right next to him
>He falls unconscious
>The last thing he remembers is a tentacle grabbing him before everything goes dark
>He wakes up tied to a chair at one end of a really long conference table
>The other chairs are occupied by Space Octopi dressed in suits and drinking coffee
>All except for the other end of the table where a bearded man with glowing green pants is sitting
>Dialogue and more dialogue, eventually it's established that the mysterious guy is Jessy Radio
>His radioactive pants had given him a mutation that allowed him to breath in space
>After drifting through said space he landed on the planet of the Space Octopi
>He became their king

(continued at next post)

>>136173209
Shit's crazy nigga.

I have a friend that stayed home to play Dragon Age 2.

>>136184747

>Instructed the Space Octopi to fly him back to Earth where he feverishly searched for Woody and Psybilly, eventually getting the Space Octopi to tear apart the city in desperation
>Sherman perks up at the mention of Psybilly
>He explains that Psybilly is in the history books for forming the hobo colony on the moon, but didn't know Woody was there too
>They fly to the moon on the Octopi
>Everyone is reunited
>Loose ends are tied
>Group hug
>End

In the original story there was more jumping between past and present but I can't remember it well.

Yeah I did
but mostly because I was feeling really lazy that day or I hated a teacher

>>136185178
Shit nigger flesh that out and publish it, I'll buy 10 copies.

No, but I might as well of with how much vidya I played during classes and how much I ended up just looking up my subjects on the internet instead of studying my notes or paying attention in class.

in grade 7 I skipped a whole month of school (straight through) also did a week or two at a time like 3 times

in grade 8 I skipped only about 5 weeks total (off and on)

grade 9 I skipped 3 weeks total (off and on)

grade 10 and 11 less than 2 weeks skipped combined (got my life together)

grade 12 less than a week skipped

All of these were to play video games or to take it easy. Can anyone else beat me?

>>136185126

>>136185314

If I can ever get the full version from my bro I'll scan it and make .pdf or something. The original had more character development, more random side shit and had a bunch of illustrations by me. Also it was more suspensful because you didn't know if they actually made it to the moon until the end because there was a time jump right after they launched the second time. I just fucked it up in greentext.

Just once. American school is gay as shit, there was one day that nobody was going to be home, and I took sweet advantage of it.

Then my father came home early, an hour before I was supposed to. I almost shit myself when I heard that door being unlocked, I shut the TV off and hid in the closet until the time was right, then walked out like I came home without him noticing. Then I continued playing video games

I dropped out as a Junior in high school because I was depressed and was developing a severe anxiety disorder. Shit sucks, but at least I caught up on some vidya.

>>136186569
What are you up to nowadays?

>>136186665
Not much. Just hanging out. Haven't had any friends since my Freshman year.

I still skip class all the time to play vidya.
I've been floating for 3 semesters with a 2.1GPA, just enough to stay in.
I'm going to graduate with a 2.1 and get a entry-level job so they don't give a shit about my grades.
After that i'll have experience so they won't give a shit about my grades.

>>136186848

that's what I started doing actually, fuck grades

living the fucking dream man

When I was a sophomore in high school I had this project for AP English, which involved reading a memoir and doing about 100 analyzation questions covering the whole course of the book. You would be randomly selected and would have to present it orally. All of the typical overachievers and model AP kids read, but I played vidya and did jack shit.

The day of the exam, the teacher called me fucking FIRST. I panicked a bit, as I had to find a quote rapidly somewhere in a 300-page book. I managed to present pretty solidly, bullshitting my way through the analysis. A few more people presented, and at the end of class, the teacher said I was perfect and gave me 110% on it.

>never skipped school to play vidya
>get somewhat frustrated when friends skipped school whenever a new Call of Duty game came out
I've skipped lectures to stay in my dorm while on a hotstreak in a game, but that's it.

>>136187168

>Speech day
>Oh shit I haven't written a speech
>"Alright Anon, it's your turn."
>Okay. So. Uh... My speech is on the history of the internet.
>Improvise fully
>Get 100%

>>136180420
>that feel when you finish an eight page paper with single-spacing in a single day, with only ten minutes before the deadline to spare and get a 95 out of 100

I always waited last fucking minute to do my essays and I always got a decent grade on them.

>Have a friend who's a lazy fatass
>Starts paying me to do his essays and shit
>Make mad dosh
>Have more vidya than I can hold

Sometimes he paid me in weed.

My internet boyfriend skipped class to play WoW with me one day.

Then his college got shot up by some chink Counter-Strike player. Including the engineering building where he would have been.

Slacking off saves lives.

>>136188035
>getting paid to do essays
mah nigga
My friend paid me 35 bucks to write some essay about Shakespeare and how he might have not existed. His high school English teacher didn't understand some of the terminology I used (maybe a bit too high brow) but the paper got a 'B+' and I got paid.

>>136188157

I don't know why but I find it hilarious how you specified that he played Counter Strike.

>>136188536

>Shakespeare and how he might have not existed

Wut. And he probably understood everything, he was just finding it weird that someone who would pay to have their essays done would suddenly use diction like that.

>>136188780
Sorry, my grammar takes a nose-dive whenever I type out comments on here.

I did, I skipped highschool school for WoW vanilla.

No, I didn't get laid at uni either.

>>136165641
I've skipped school because of depression

I'm not gonna fall to your trick OP, but the fact that Mona Sax appears in Max Payne 3 only to die again, and the fact that that your character dies at the end of Dark Souls is pretty shitty in my book. Fuck this gay earth.

>>136177532
Anton?

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i skipped school to avoid going to school

>Skip school to play Runescape all the time
>Drop out of college because I wanted to be a Quake pro
>Now unemployed and no longer enjoy videogames

>>136188157
Virginia Tech?

that guy only played Sanic

Almost every friday I pretended I was sick so I could stay home and play SWG Pre-CU/NGE.

My parents thought I had a chronic health problem and were extremely concerned until the NGE came along and I immediately stopped playing SWG.

I skipped school for the sake of skipping school, but I played GTA IV all that morning.

I would've slept, but I was scared shitless my brother wouldn't pop back from work during his lunch break and discover me home, but it all worked out and I slacked off just fine that day