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Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:38 No.136008749

Oh snap. You all just got told.

How does it feel being more beta than Chris, /v/?

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:40 No.136008929 You know he's lying right?

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:41 No.136009073 File: 1334421715.jpg-(45 KB, 446x400, laughing girls.jpg) >>136008929 >he thinks chris is lying whatever it takes to help you sleep at night, bro.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:42 No.136009169 >Kim Wilson likes this Guess we found out what beached whale he slithered his fucksponge into pretty quickly, huh?

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:42 No.136009175 1. He is most likely lying. 2. If he isn't the beast he made love to has to be as retarded and ugly as him, which is not an achievement. 3. He's announcing that he had sex on the internet. How is that not embarrassing?

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:42 No.136009181 >>136008929 Chris is always honest, even when he ought not to be. That's why we know so much retarded shit about him. Probably the main problem with him.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:43 No.136009249 Have you seen his duck? I think we are all good.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:43 No.136009270 >>136009073 Ever hear the story of the boy who cried wolf?

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:44 No.136009314 You realize Chris is a chronic liar. If he really did have sex he'd be rubbing the proof in our face as he has no concept of other peoples' privacy.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:44 No.136009367 >i will never tell the story online >BUT THERE WAS INTERCOURSE, CUDDLING, AND BLOWING

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:44 No.136009371 You know, if he's telling the truth, based on his story it was almost definitely a prostitute

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:45 No.136009434 I thought he's in jail?

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:45 No.136009438 I doubt you could have a pleasant experience with that horribly deformed duck

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:45 No.136009460 >>136009169 >>136009175 Chris' standards are way too high for him to even look at anything less than a 7/10.

Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:46 No.136009513

Chris actually had sex. The rest of the details he's given about it are probably lies and embellishments. Until we have more evidence, though, we're treating it as "Chris said he had sex".
That's the official stance that we (people from legi0n, PVCC, the CWCki and the CWCki Forum) argued out over the course of two days.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:46 No.136009532 >>136009175 1) you're still a virgin 2) you're still a virgin 3) Chris got laid and you didn't 4) Even if he fucked an ugly chick its still better than you could ever do told level: [ ] not told [x] told [x] Christian Weston Toldler

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:46 No.136009550 In a related story: Chris just recently made a fake Facebook page for a girl named Kiki Zuckerberg

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:46 No.136009575 >>136009434 Bail.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:47 No.136009631 You do know CWC is a compulsive liar, right? He's either lying about this, or it was a prostitute.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:47 No.136009682 >>136009575 He hasn't been charged even. His trial is on the 16th. Two of his charges have been dropped, and he's only being tried on his felony. Stop spouting bullshit.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:47 No.136009684 >making the same thread over and over again on /v/ to try and get people mad Nobody is more pathetic.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:48 No.136009740 oh man i am so mad arrghgh you have angered me beyond belief

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:48 No.136009770 oh yes he fucked Kiki Zuckerberg and his mother

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:49 No.136009853 File: 1334422181.png-(43 KB, 430x712, 133419818965.png) additional proof

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:50 No.136009928 File: 1334422231.png-(23 KB, 403x306, legiii.png) >>136008929 It's not even lying. It was an admitted prank by MetroidJunkie on the CWCKI forums. Go into paint, font size 10 and tahoma. there, true and honest cwc facebook message.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:50 No.136009987 what a sad story after he finally managed to ascend to wizard-hood, he just wastes it without ever even trying anything

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:51 No.136010054 >>136009853 >I put together a nice gift basket for her to show my appreciation

Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:51 No.136010057

>>136009270
You know, you would have a point here, but..

Chris doesn't lie. No matter how goddamn stupid he is, when talking to trolls and the like, the information is very reliable in its' truth. It's the reason CWC wiki knows so goddamn much about the guy.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:52 No.136010139 >>136010057 >Chris doesn't lie. http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Lies

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:52 No.136010152 >>136009853 yes his 45° 3" dick had to make her speechles

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:52 No.136010154 >>136009928 that font looks nothing like regular facebook font clearly not TRUE and HONEST at all

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:52 No.136010165 >>136010057 >Chris doesn't lie. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4-LgbN-sHA

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:53 No.136010190 so he fucked a prostitute at 30. who gives a fuck

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:53 No.136010221 If anything, his relief comes not from the sex itself but from extinguishing the anxiety coming from wanting it so badly for so long and not having it. Clearly if this is true, this is a very positive thing for Chris.

>>	Nikoran 04/14/12(Sat)12:54 No.136010297 File: 1334422485.jpg-(11 KB, 283x375, 1334272260074.jpg) I still think he's talking about his blowup doll.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:54 No.136010309 >>136009532 Dude masturbation is better than fat sex. for real I do not understand why some people like hogging

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:55 No.136010354 >>136010057 >hurr durr i spek bullsshit Why don't you go read the CWCki before you start speaking with authority?

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:55 No.136010361 >>136008749 He's actually capable of writing properly. I thought he was a dumb as fuck autist?

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:55 No.136010405 Guys, he isn't lying. One of the side effects of Autism is an inability to lie.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:56 No.136010423 File: 1334422570.jpg-(19 KB, 282x415, 1280427550863.jpg) >3 inch dick >45 degrees off the starboard bow >Being able to achieve vaginal penetration Pick 2 and only 2.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:57 No.136010505 >>136010405 http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Lies http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Lies http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Lies http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Lies http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Lies http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Lies

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:57 No.136010530 >>136010405 >Did you even read what he typed?

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:57 No.136010573 >>136010405 Chris runs several miles a day according to his own words. Do you believe that?

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:58 No.136010604 File: 1334422695.jpg-(1014 KB, 936x1222, lars-and-the-real-girl-poster.jpg) yes he fucked a girl

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:58 No.136010631 File: 1334422712.png-(14 KB, 309x307, 1328164128292.png) I won't believe anything he says unless there is a video. Also what the fuck happened to the court thing?

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:58 No.136010650 File: 1334422725.jpg-(31 KB, 470x400, 470x400castro_cigar.jpg) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA A WIZARD NO LONGER PRAISE BE TO THIS HARLOT, THE WORLD IS SAVED FROM THIS MAGE'S WRATH

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:58 No.136010652 Sex isn't especially hard to get, though, even if you ignore prostitution.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:59 No.136010681 >>136010604 I would love to see a stream of that >>136010631 Delayed Again

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:59 No.136010721 >>136010604 That's a really good movie.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:59 No.136010738 >12 April - Chris deletes his viriginity-loss claim.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:59 No.136010751 File: 1334422790.png-(150 KB, 546x1268, 1328586637639.png) >>136010681 >Delayed Again

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)12:59 No.136010758 >>136010681 >I would love to see a stream of that Get on it, then, beggar.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:00 No.136010765 >>136010505 That list is longer than Todd's list

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:00 No.136010792 It was a confirmed prostitute.

Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:00 No.136010798
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He had to pay for it.
It's funny because he could have had a prostitute hundreds of times in the past, but he chose to spend his (our) money on vidya.
This isn't including the times he tried to getting a discount and scared a few off.
He didn't get his fabled god daughter.
He finally paid for one and he was already 30 by the time he did it, I'm sorry but Chris lost.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:00 No.136010810 File: 1334422832.jpg-(98 KB, 400x289, 1305924600165.jpg) PRAISED BE THE ARCH WIZARDS NO LONGER SHALL HE BECOME THE DESTROYER OF THE MAGICAL ARTS NOW THAT A SUCCUBUS HAS TAKING AWAY HIS MAGIKA

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:01 No.136010895 Hope it's true. Good for him.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:01 No.136010935 >>136009928 >I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. Well. There we go.

Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:02 No.136010952

Confirmed fake, plus Chris doesn't type like that at all. Everything he creates has several misspellings, word salad, "cwcisms", and nonsense that a rational person wouldn't think of.

If you're gonna make a Chris thread, make it about his court trial or something.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:02 No.136010953 It's apparently a prostitute according to the inner circle.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:02 No.136010968 >>136010798 >hundreds of times in the past Supposedly he wanted to have sex before going to jail, he plans to starve himself while he's there.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:02 No.136010971 He said if he went to prison he would starve himself.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:02 No.136010976 >>136009928 Is that Falling Down?

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:02 No.136011016 >>136010976 SCARFACE, NIGGA

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:02 No.136011020 File: 1334422969.jpg-(42 KB, 288x467, what2.jpg) >>136010139 >Chris also lied to someone he believed to be Shigeru Miyamoto about the ED images being photoshopped.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:02 No.136011021 >Penile/Vaginal intercourse, Cuddling and Blowing have all taken place

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:03 No.136011039 >>136010968 >>136010971 That's the best stupid idea I've ever heard him make and would only help him for once.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:03 No.136011056 >>136010971 >>136010968 as if this weak piece of fat could do that

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:03 No.136011063 >>136010976 Scarface.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:03 No.136011106 >>136010968 >>136010971 How can he starve himself with all those cock meat sandwiches he'd be getting?

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:04 No.136011164 >>136009928 i am now imagining CWC running a Columbian drug mob I suppose we could replace tonys' sister with JUUULLLLIIIIAAAAA

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:04 No.136011216 File: 1334423092.jpg-(50 KB, 500x350, ruhroh.jpg) Everybody talking about his dick. How about someone post a pic of it.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:04 No.136011218 File: 1334423093.jpg-(18 KB, 320x240, gatito pupilas dilatadas.jpg) >penile/vaginal intercouse why the fuck does he have to talk like that it is so...awkward

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:04 No.136011220 >>136011056 I wonder what Chris' last meal would be if he somehow was on death row.

Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:04 No.136011223

Why are you all being so negative? Don't see this as "OH EVEN CWC GOT LAID? FUCK MY LIFE"

Why not look at it this way: CWC, for all his troubles, managed to find someone for him. You're (possibly) better-looking, and/or more functional as a human being than he is, so the girl of your dreams could be out there, too. Stay positive, bros.

Also, stop saying he "beat" you to it. He's like 28. All of you under that age have not been 'beaten' yet.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:05 No.136011229 It was probably an escort, judging by his story and the way he avoided giving details.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:05 No.136011264 >>136011220 Spaghetti.

Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:05 No.136011265

>>136011020
>Chris's challenges to CChanSonichuCWC began with a video in Spanish, stating that if Liquid Chris could not respond in Spanish, that would prove he is the impostor. When that backfired horribly, Chris then issued the SingStar Challenge to determine who is the real Chris. When Chris lost the SingStar Challenge, he declared that the contest meant nothing.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:06 No.136011319 File: 1334423167.jpg-(Spoiler Image, 32 KB, 773x502, Bent_duck.jpg) >>136011216 Raise para-scope!

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:06 No.136011336 Chirs IS lying this is the girl he lost it too, notice anything about her profile? https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003518362845

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:06 No.136011340 You know any of you guys that do not look like abominations can get a girl by just talking to her.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:06 No.136011360 >>136011220 Good food.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:07 No.136011429 >>136011319 Angled for her pleasure.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:07 No.136011434 >>136011220 I imagine fast food. Most likely Wendy's

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:07 No.136011435 clearly not chris because chris comes off as a fucking retard even in writing The real mind-game is whether he will delete it or not I suppose Can he? I understand the CWCwiki is some kind of sick collaboration between him and people who troll him

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:07 No.136011440 File: 1334423251.png-(11 KB, 429x410, 1301164336913.png) >>136011319 There is no way that would even make it in

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:07 No.136011442 >>136011229 What probably happened is he heard the rumors about his having sex, and decided to go along with it, hence OP's picture. There's no way that...THING could achieve penetration.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:07 No.136011474 >>136011319 oh god that isnt real is it did he did he break it

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:08 No.136011504 >>136010751 It's a wonder we can get anything done in this country...

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:08 No.136011520 >>136011319 Is it broken?

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:08 No.136011521 So are we all just going to believe a post he made about himself even though we all know he's a chronic liar? A 30 year old autist shouldn't be trusted folks...unless there's some other source.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:08 No.136011554 >lost my virginity at 15 >it was alright whatever Sex really isn't that amazing, I'd rather play vidya

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:08 No.136011569 File: 1334423331.png-(76 KB, 277x266, 4chandler.png) >some poor girl degrades herself to give a clinically retarded person the time of his life >she will live with the scars for the rest of her life

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:08 No.136011570 You. Yes, you, the faggot in the Arndale centre, Manchester, today. The faggot upstairs stood with the 2 girls, whilst being beta as fuck ignoring them playing your 3DS. I hate you.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:09 No.136011642 >>136011474 http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/nudes

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:10 No.136011680 >>136011554 This. Same here, it's nice but jesus get over yourselves.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:10 No.136011693 >>136011474 >>136011520 He never said, he's such a tard though I wouldn't put it past him breaking his dick during masturbation.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:10 No.136011725 I really don't understand the continued fascination with Chris Chan, I get the whole court case thing but I'm thinking it's just flogging a dead horse.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:11 No.136011804 >>136011319 Jesus christ. I didn't even know you could break a penis. Oh god what the fuck.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:11 No.136011815 >In an e-mail exchange with Jackie, he claims his penis is bigger than previously photographed and is no longer bent.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:11 No.136011817 >>136011570 sounds alpha as fuck to me ignore bitches, acquire video games

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:11 No.136011825 >>136011319 HOW!? THERE'S NO BONES IN A DICK, SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW!

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:13 No.136011938 Despite you guys spouting shit with confidence, it isn't actually a confirmed prostitute. Cogs said it was, but Cogs is also a well-known bullshitter and all-round bitch.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:13 No.136011946 >>136011693 It's been said that he was humping a wet washcloth between his mattress and box spring and twisted it or something.

Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:13 No.136011974
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Its glorious, in the end Chris Chan won. I always thought his army of little faggots that spent every waking moment dissecting his life would be told in the end.

It takes a pretty big feat of faggotness to make chris chan the most documented living human being. Good job.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:14 No.136012013 >>136011974 >won lolno He still didn't get his boyfriend-free girl.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:14 No.136012024 >>136011570 >doesn't give a fuck about women >enjoys his time playing vidya >beta

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:14 No.136012035 Has anyone ever released his address? I live about an hour from Charlottesville and have wanted to make the pilgrimage. Maybe for his trial even.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:15 No.136012103 File: 1334423710.jpg-(34 KB, 299x399, 1301340538491.jpg) >>136011946 What?

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:15 No.136012125 File: 1334423728.jpg-(13 KB, 200x150, sponge-bob-slammin-sluggers.jpg) >implying JustinRPG didn't replace CWC has the virgin king

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:15 No.136012142 >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEmM4JKZK8I >those ffects OH GOD MY SIDES

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:15 No.136012159 >>136012035 it's literally unsafe for your health to approach that house

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:16 No.136012213 >>136012035 His house is a literal health hazard that killed Bob.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:16 No.136012256 >>136012213 Mold?

Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:17 No.136012274

If it is true, the bragging that he's doing is hilarious.

Can't fault him however, he does have the mind of a 13 year old after all. I lost my virginity to another virgin. Shit was lame. I've had amazing encounters since sure, but i don't write home about it.

It's like he believes this will not only be credible but would cause people to back off. If not a hooker, we'll be hearing about who she is soon enough, trust me....This is Chris after all.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:17 No.136012278 He didn't break his dick. He probably has Peyronie's. It's always been like that.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:17 No.136012330 >>136012256 And bugs. He was literally eaten to death by bugs.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:18 No.136012345 >>136012256 Bugs, mold, shit on the floor, and others

Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:18 No.136012350

>>136011825
Penile fracture. You can bust the tissue that surrounds your penile tissue (the stuff that gets hard by filling with blood) if you get significant force on an erection. If you don't go to the emergency room, which he was probably too embarrassed or stupid to do, it'll grow over the fracture and permanently get hard that way. Knowing CWC, he tried to fuck a Gameboy or something and broke it.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:18 No.136012363 >won't divulge the details He got a hooker. He knows he's going to jail in 4 days so he hired one.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:18 No.136012364 >>136011938 What are you talking about? Cogs always tells the truth. That's was part of why people started believing it. But at this point it's confirmed from multiple sources.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:18 No.136012403 >>136012125 JustinRPG has actually been toning it down a lot lately. ADF and A-Log are what's hot right now.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:18 No.136012407 >>136012142 I remember he went on a tirade for the person who actually won this contest...Writing Sony and even trying to troll the guy himself acting like TRUE and HONEST disappointed fans. Little girl in that video was adorable as hell as Parappa.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:18 No.136012412 >>136012035 14 branchland court, ruckersville, virgina It's quite sad that I know his address off by heart.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:18 No.136012425 >>136012256 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDT3zm45YaA&feature=related

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:19 No.136012437 >>136012330 Bullshit. He had a heart attack. He's already had several in his life. He died because he was a fatass. He also had cancer, but that's not what killed him.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:19 No.136012460 File: 1334423958.jpg-(169 KB, 314x1709, the-bull-dowzer-strikes-again-(...).jpg) >>136009532

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:19 No.136012474 >>136012274 I think everybody's first time was lame. I was 17, with a 15-year old guy. I came almost the instant I got inside him.

Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:19 No.136012494

I'm still calling bullshit on the entire thing. This is CWC we're talking about. If he really snatched a boyfriend-free girl, he would be screaming it from the roof, yet we don't have a single piece of evidence this force of nature of a woman, that took CWC's virginity, exists.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:19 No.136012503 >>136012437 Bob was quarantined for his final days due to bug bites.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:19 No.136012507 >Penile/Vaginal intercourse, Cuddling and Blowing have all taken place. My nigga.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:20 No.136012536 >>136012364 >Cogs always tells the truth. Do we know the same Cogs?

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:20 No.136012541 File: 1334424009.jpg-(110 KB, 847x473, 1330968081405.jpg) >>136012350

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:20 No.136012548 The only implication from this is that losing your virginity means nothing if you're still a creepy, autustic manchild (and as is likely the case here, if you lost your virginity with a whore)

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:20 No.136012578 My autistic brother had a girlfriend and sex when he was 17. CWC is just half a retard.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:20 No.136012579 >>136012407 This one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA84b9eCyZA

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:20 No.136012587 >>136012278 The pic on Wikipedia is more of a steady curve. His just has a sudden angle on it.

Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:20 No.136012597

>>136012437

He died because Bob...Bob had a hard life....

I'd imagine i'd welcome death too if the last image I saw of my 29 year old autistic man child of a son was him proclaiming himself to be a tomgirl,wearing skirts, carrying a fuck doll around and primping his hair...

This is a man who fucking tried.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:20 No.136012607 Next up, Chris is a father!

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:20 No.136012610 File: 1334424055.png-(412 KB, 468x477, 1315782033414.png) >2012 >having sex lol enjoy your diseases

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:21 No.136012625 >>136012024 he was beta as fuck >gangster-like cap to side >screen had finger marks all over it >head down in shame >girls were just giggling away >probably had spaghetti in his pants

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:21 No.136012632 File: 1334424074.png-(75 KB, 3000x2400, 1320124401219.png) >Emergency hooker sex in case he gets shanked in jail Yeah, nice going there, Chris.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:21 No.136012693 File: 1334424118.jpg-(35 KB, 500x282, 1295434249019.jpg) >>136012607 Thus the cycle continues

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:22 No.136012709 >>136012632 >shanked That's not what he's prepared for. He's going to try and off himself.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:22 No.136012725 The angle required for peyronies is much sharper than cwc's. And there's no way he broke his dick.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:22 No.136012749 File: 1334424158.jpg-(121 KB, 1068x695, 1256079873949.jpg) >>136012350 >>136012350

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:22 No.136012762 >>136009532 you are trying too hard.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:22 No.136012771 >>136012548 I know right, virgins seem to think it opens the floodgates, it really doesn't guys. I lost my virginity at 16 and didn't have sex again till I was 19. It means nothing outside of bragging rights.

Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:22 No.136012772

>>136012579

Yeah. The entire thing is cute. A guy and his little sister. Making a fun collab video.

Chris being the moron that he is however wanted this abomination struck, destroyed and a public apology made by Sony for picking it over his brilliant "HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPORTS STAR #1" effect video.

The virgin with rage made him do it.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:22 No.136012776 >>136012579 D'awww

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:23 No.136012798 >>136009928 Stop ruining decent movies, you autistic fuck.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:23 No.136012809 >>136012749 >that's how Chris sees his dick

Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:23 No.136012821

Chris' mom sleeps all day, Chris doesn't do anything other than play around on the computer or PS3 or draw. Bob is too old to do shit. Meanwhile dishes pile up, fast food wrappers and bags don't get thrown away, bugs start to form from the mold, infest the house with gnats flying in people's faces, all they do is swat them away like horses instead of insect bombing the house, the floors are caked with dirt, the linens never get changed or washed so bedbugs form...

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:23 No.136012863 >>136012809 >that's how Chris traces his dick

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:24 No.136012947 >>136012809 That is Chris' dick, literally. He traced it.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:24 No.136012968 >>136012821 >Bob is too old to do shit. Bob is too dead to do shit.

>>	Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)13:24 No.136012969 >>136012863 >>136012947 I forgot about that.

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