Hey, it´s the Black Ops dude!

>dat definition of insanity

looks insane, bro.

>live in jungles
>Still make time for hairstyling and heavy eye makeup

Does look stupid though.

Apparently that's his definition of in-sand-ity.

I think it's hilarious.

>dat feel when you don't have time to explain to him what is the definition of insanity

I guess publishers are insane.

>>133730565
I think it's not that bad, quite comical actually.

>>133730770
New reaction image potential.

>Didn't notice the head for a minute
>Zooming around looking for what's so ridiculous
>Suddenly, dat head

lolwat
>mfw

>>133730759
he probably gels his hair with blood or something

FC 3 is a joke

>>133730770

looks like bear grylls

>mfw

>gameplay video

>arrows on hud pointing out every single enemy

nope

nope nope nope

When i saw that half buried face, i instantly thought of that guy who does Man vs Wild. I don't know, maybe the haircut.

Yeah, cover sucks ass, but probably not as much as the game.

>>133730798

QUICK, MAKE IT INTO A VECTOR AND PUT IT IN A RAGE COMIC

OC DONUT STEEL

>>133730879
I just hope that option is "toggleable(?)", the AI looks pants-on-head retarded so 'hardest' difficulty it is!

>>133730879
It could be like AC:Brotherhood and you're able to turn off tutorials.

Oh look, it's Carl Drogo

You think that's bad?

Well, it's eye-catching at least. It's something other than "Manly hero strike a heroic pose" like 90% of other games that come out nowadays.

>>133730843
>>133730914

>live on the sea
>Still make time for hairstyling and heavy eye makeup

>>133730775
It was a stretch but I chuckled.

>>133730940
>oc donut steel
Why did I laugh so hard

So is Mr. Mohawk the main character or the head in the sand?

>>133730985
THIS

>>133731062
Sand dude.

>>133731062
The head in the sand. Mr. Mohawk is the batshit insane villain.

>hey, it's pretty original to have a cover with the villain on but not the protagonist
>look down
>that head

>>133730565
>buying ubisoft games

Why do you guys insist on encouraging crimes against gaming?

>>133731124
>>133731092
>villain is more prominent on box art than protagonist

I can hold my breath for a looooooooooooooong time!!!

how did bear grylls get into this mess?

Who the fuck wears those ear rings?

>>133731135

BEAR GRYLLS: INTERACTIVE PISS-SAND ADVENTURE 2

>>133731178
How do you know he's the villain?

>>133731204

Awwwww shit nigga. Best post in the thread.

>>133731006
>live on the sea
>implying you don't have all the fucking time in the world

>>133730770

someone shoop "only the dead know this place from evil" etc

>>133731204
You, sir, are my new husbando.
I thought I was the only one...

>What, its just the villain? What the hell is OP bitc
>See the head

Okay, I understand you completely.

>>133731204
>>133731270

Why did he have to die ;_;

>People tied to PALM TREES in the background

I bet this is a scenario where the artist did a bunch of sketches, did this one as a joke, then the superiors wound up liking it.

Finally!
A humorous cover art for a fps instead of the stereotypical scene with one guy walking towards the camera.
I like it.

>huh, this doens't seem so bad
>scroll
>scroll
>...

>my face

>>133730565
>The new protagonist is the Till Lindemann

>>133731389
wut

>>133730565

Cant wait for the German cover with the head, guns and hanging people removed

>>133731330

>His face when.

>>133731351

why the FUCK didnt I notice this?

>>133730565
I will find the ones responsible for this blasphemy on the original

and they will receive a far cry from mercy.

I really hope this one doesn't suck.
Far Cry 2 had so much wasted potential.

>>133731389

Oh thank fuck it's not another asshole just standing in front of the camera. You should all love this cover.

>>133731508
you're thinking of australia

>He will never tell you the definition of insanity

>>133731330
he was like 200 years old and also unfunny, deal with it

>>133731508

holy shit, I wanted to write EXACTLY the same, nearly word by word

I hate german laws so much..

>>133730775

>>133731508
>>133731614
>mfw it'll just be a guy sat on a beach

>>133731614
>implying this game wont be banned in Australia

>>133731281

SOMEONE DO IT

>>133730775

That was quite a stretch, but not bad.

>>133731390

>>133731610
>Oh thank fuck it's not another asshole just standing in front of the camera. You should all love this cover.

Now its an asshole sitting in front of the camera. With a guy's head popping out of the sand.

>hey what's going on down here?

>people actually disliking this cover

Why...?
It just fits perfectly.

hey guise

>>133731330

NIGGAHWHAT!!??!!

Dear god no... ;_;

>>133731281

>>133731754
>implying it isn't the most perfect and hilarious thing ever

>>133730565
you think the cover is a joke?
YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKIN JOKE!?

>>133731717
that would be... inSANE

Does the sand vs sky count toward the orange and blue contrast?

>>133731351

>>133731638
>HURR THIS GUY IS UNFUNNY COS HIS NAME DUNT START WITH 'ADAM' AND END IN 'SANDLER'
I've never seen so much underage in one post.

>>133731827
THANKS ANON

>>133731827
should be "only the dead can know peace from this insanity"

>>133731902
>>133731902
>>133731902
>>133731902
This too!

>Mfw these insane reaction images

why is he burried to the head in the sand?

>>133731281

hey anon. hey. here you go bro. love you man.

>>133731827

thx bro

It' stopgap promotional art. It's not action packed enough to be the final piece.

>>133731842

I like it but it's still not much different than other covers, just a bit funnier.

so is the new trendy design or something?

>>133731827

OP whats the name of that font?

I can never remember it off-hand

>>133732013
Impact.

>>133732013
I'm guessing Impact?

>>133732013

Comic Sands you buffoon.

>>133732013
impact

>>133731894
nice assumptions

don't feel bad though, not everyone can have good sense of humor

>>133731648
>>133731508
that almost never happens
the only examples I can think of are Left 4 Dead and Inglourious basterds

>>133731954
The antagonist is waiting for the tides to drown him.

>>133732114

My sides

>>133732001
And Sev, and Soap, and Cloud...

>>133732013

LOOK AT DIS WAN ITS CALLED "SAMPLE"

>>133731894
>Leslie Nielsen is funnier than Mitch Hedberg
uhh...i got news for you

>DID I EVER TELL YOU THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY
>Hangs people
>Drowns people
>Buries people
>Still maintains proper trigger discipline

hmphro du ru wan pruray fdurcur phree?

>>133732272
Dobby? Is that you?

>>133732001
so i guess middle-aged bald white guy was last decade, now its mohawk goatee...

we're going to see gordon freeman with a mohawk guies.

It's visually interesting, I'll give it that. Very little in the way of blue and orange, and it's not the generic "hero walks/presents himself" posing.

But why is the antagonist so prominent?

saved to my reaction folder

ok guys listen to this:

mid game you find out
YOU ARE THE INSANITY GUY

>>133732272

>>133732262
>still maintains proper trigger discipline
Damn straight he does. Nigga not gonna get reckless just because he's a little crazy.

>>133732257

>standup
>good

Although he did go out on a high note, heroine overdoses are quite funny.

>>133732143
>Thinking Leslie Nielsen, George Carlin, or Conan O'Brien are unfunny
It's the ultimate indicator of an underage poster, son.

what next

wait a sec OP

>>133732313
well, there's probably a huge tweeeeest to the story.

So what is the antagonist's motivation?

Is he just a dickhead for no reason? Like, he kills a lot of fucking people.

>>133732313

Because nobody fucking cares about the protagonist... ever.

Someone needs to take the pic of his head in the sand and use the bottom of that one pic using the same style as "WHY" but instead says "SCARED" with the guy in the dugout at a baseball game.

>>133731827

Saved.

>>133732418
>yfw they both take place in a similar environment terrain wise

>>133732418

I wonder if Gordon Freeman will be the next one to get a mohawk

>>133732383
>Putting Leslie Nielsen in the same sentence as Carlin and O'Brien
Bathroom humor ceased being funny in 1987

But I thought Dumbledore killed Soap on page 606.

phru winht nu definurtiton insdurity

>>133732313

Why not?
I've always disliked the notion that the protagonist has to be featured prominently on the cover art.

>>133732272
Somebody do a 'woll smoth' of this?

>>133732495
i just closed photoshop fuck you i cant unsee

>>133732507
>Implying Airplane! or The Naked Gun's humor was all toilet and dick jokes.

>>133732575
Lol'd.
Really, really hard.

PHRU DNT NOUR DEFIN INSARNDUTY

Is that Vega? Oh wait, he's not roided up enough.

From everything I've seen the entire game is a joke, why would the cover art be any different?

>>133732205
And Blast Hardcheese

>>133732456
had to be done bro.

also listen to me mason, did i ever tell you the definition of insanity?

>>133732626
>piece

>>133732575
oh you motherfucker
I didn't see that coming
theres now fragments of my sides on the both sides of my room now thanks to you

>>133732708
black nun holding nutella.jpg

nsanity is buying the exact same fucking game over and over again, expecting shit to change.

That. Is. Crazy.

The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought that they were bullshitting me, so boom, I blocked him. But the thing is, he was right.

And then I started to see it everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked, all these fucking casuals buying the exact same fucking thing...over and over and over and over and over again. Thinking, "This time, it's gonna be different. No, no, no, no, no, please. This time it's gonna be different."

>>133732296
>>133732505
freemanmind

>>133732575
>>133732575
12/10

Would spit out my drink

I scrolled down slowly and thought "eh it's mediocre, sure." then got to the guy in the sand and I couldn't stop laughing. He just has that face that says "I took the wrong turn at Albuquerque."

>>133732734

>>133732575
>filename

>>133732814

>>133732814
exactly what I thought ohgod

>dat trigger discipline
game cover of the year

>>133732876
Oh god

>>133732760
>cod audience confirmed for being insane.

>>133732919
>filename

I DEMAND A DIGLET SHOP THIS INSTANT

there will never be a game where the main antagonist is on par with the one from apocalypse now.

Better than brooding-hero-walking-toward-camera-with-weapon-in-one-hand-and-face-slightly-tilted-down-or-to-the-
side-with-dramatic-lighting.

>this thread

horro /v/ woo wont roo no dofonoton oo onsonotooy

>>133732734
Save'd so hard.

>>133732814

Well played sir

>>133733038
Thank you.

>>133732521
>massive jew nose

GAWD DOMMIT JAYSAWN

You've got to admit, OP.
This game series is a joke.

>>133733209

Someone archive this shit.

>>133733038

http://www.chanarchive.org/request_votes
1/5 votes so far!

>>133732001

He looks more crazy and south american in game though. Not your typical white bro with a mohawk.

This fucking thread

> people in background
> their shirts hang upwards against gravity

>>133730759
>eyeliner
>implying he doesn't just punch himself in the eyes

> Implying I'm not reporting this drug taking sim to fox news as we speak.

Someone please shop Piccolo giving daily dose infront of his eyes.

So why does this series get so much hate?

From what I know of the devs, they're not too bad.
From what I know of the series itself, in the little I've played of FC2, it's a game with some relatively interesting mechanics

What's the deal?

This thread, man.
This thread.

>>133733189

>I saw that

>>133733354
>hey man, what you under for?

Another thread to post in reddit

brbr

>yfw Reddit will steal this

>>133733467
I fucking hate you.

>>133733437
>>133733189

>>133733395
The game doesn't get much hate. It's mainly anti-Ubisoft movement.
FC and FC2 are generally liked here from what I've seen.

>>133733467
>>133733527
Yep.

>>133733527
>>133733467
I can't wait for a vectorization of him saying "I c wut u did that"

>>133733560
finally

They told me i could become whatever i wanted, so i become a digglet.

>>133733550
>not shopping Dosage in his eyes

>>133733395
>FC
Real fuckin' neato
>FC2
Uh...
>Crysis
WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THIS FUN
>Crysis 2
Uh...

>>133733657

what did I get myself into...

>>133733575
Just touched it up a little.

>dat head

lold heartily

>>133733298

>>133733818
Didn't blur it enough, final version, sorry for filling up the image limit. ;_;

900000 HOURS IN PAINT!

>>133733876
Didn't mean to quote, sorry.

Someone put him into the old Windows Wallpaper

Pic related

>>133734006
Oh god I'm in tears

>>133734006
saved

>>133733934
If this had better quality, i'd be the post of the year all year.

MORE AMMUNITION FOR THE GUN, SIRE!

i dunno i would buy it because mohawk dude there gives me a boner as hard as diamonds.
just my 2 cents.

>>133733657

>>133734084

>Filename

FEED ME

We reddit now.

>>133734084
Oh God make more saving private ryan shops, these are fucking hilarious

>>133734134
BRILLIANT!

>>133733395
The plot in all three is driven by pointlessly horrible, terribly written characters that go beyond b-movie grade background chatter to actually being a focal point of the game for some fucking reason and making you actually *want* them to die, villain or no. Basically every title that falls under the ubisoft banner does the same thing, tries to shock and haze it's audience with these blunt, pontificating fucking sociopaths and brick-headed marine cornballs that approximately noone who isn't a twelve year old social outcast can relate to or care about. Rainbow 6: Patriots is an even more sickening example of how to actively dissuade your audience from being involved in the drama on screen. Fuck, it just makes me so mad.

Also the gameplay in 2 is garbage.

>>133733882

>>133734214

>>133734345
thanks doc

I wish more covers were like this rather than pic related.

>>133734214
You motherfucker I lol'd.

>>133734459

>>133734214
Oh fuck nostalgia

>>133733657

>>133734524
Their faces are really similar.

>>133734429
le sand face

Holy shit it's a Diglett!

Best thread on /v/.

reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/rbyxz/farcry_3_now_featuring_heads_popping_out_of_the

for fuck sake

Someone had to do it.

>>133734524

the way the eyes are angled it reminds me of a "feel" image

>>133734459
>>133734524

well at least its not almost bald grizzled white dude. its almost bald grizzled white dude with mohawk who is feeding other dude to beach ants

>>133734727
>that feel when no sanity

>>133734694
Why were you on Reddit?

>>133734672
Someone make a shoop with Farcry 1 cover with sandguy mercing under the water.

So seriously, is this game going to suck like farcry 2 did? I haven't been keep track since I was so disappointed by the last game. Is it shaping up to be good or suck?

where's waldo

>>133734836
He made it and is trying to troll. Period.

>>133734694
i'm the one who made the only comment
it's funny how fast this shit appears on reddit

>>133734836
He made the thread

>>133733864

>>133734524
I was thinking more about putting the head on his body, but this works too.

>>133732318
my fucking sides

someone shop a "ive seen some shit" on the sand guy

>>133734672

>>133731351
>>133731351

>mfw

You can't actually be stupid enough to think this would actually be possible.

>>133734863
It has WUBWUBWUB and michael bay hueg explosions press X for awesome.
Figure it out yourself.

>>133734706
Also this

Did I ever tell you the definition of rehash?

>>133735150
>>133735150
thanks, that's too bad.

>>133735073

U just know they are going to put a coconut or something over the head

No way in hell that's gona fly in Germany, not after the sand-mastah incident

someone quarianize this

>>133735164
And the one in the back flipped the other way:

>>133735112

>>133735112
I knew this would happen.

Wow, totally not as bad as I expected to be, I really like the look on that guy's face.

That head in the ground though, that's stupid and should be gotten rid of.

NEW! AND NOW WITH TOUCH UPS!

/r/ing a link to the trailer with "definition of insanity"

>>133735212

idk why but I lost it when you said coconut

10/10 thread

>>133735093
Like that?

>>133732972
>>133732919
digletmind

>>133735375
youtube ain't hard

watcha thinking bout?

I dunno, buried in sand stuffs

you know what to do

>>133735375
>>133735504
shit, meant to include the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCsNmsnoyEQ

Best thread on /v/ right now.

Archive this shit.

Does anyone else see the resemblance between the main character and Bear Grylls?

>>133735527
>>133735527
what is this from? I love movies about going into mysterious holes.

>>133734565
>>133734345
Perfection.

This thread man, I haven't lol'd so hard for some time.

>>133735709

Not a movie, but Guatemalan sinkholes

Better drink my own piss

IT FUCKING BEGINS

This thread.

>>133735819
>>133735819
oh fucking snap!

>>133732708
Even nutella cant make me get close to that thing's face.

>>133735306

>this thread

>>133730970
>Carl
no.
not funny.
fuck you.

Good enough /v/?

>>133730565
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, NOW WHEN I WATCH THE FUCKING COVER, THE SANDGUYS FACE STICKS OUT LIKE A BILLION SUNS.

>>133735425
I know right?

So much samefaggotry ITT.

>>133736087
>watch the cover
>watch

>>133736182
>nofunallowed

>>133736182
So much ass pain

>>133736085
Oh god this is brilliant

>not hanging at the beach with bros

>>133736182

>>133736265

>>133736265
YES I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS

>>133736265
Holy shit it's like a crab migration

>>133736287
there should be hats on the ground under the hanged guys

>>133736265
That's it, thread over, go home.

I just know if I ever see this cover in real life i'm gonna start laughing

>This thread

Needs more Ainsley.

HOLY SHIT

SOMEONE MAKE THE DUDE A BLOOD EAGLE


AND THE HEAD A DIAMOND SWORD

COME ON TRIBES BROS

Someone already did Pokemon, but here's a better version of it.

Welp, imagelimit closing in.

>Far CRY
>Not being made by CRYtec
I mean, shit kiddies

>>133736389
what if they're still alive

>>133736265

He looks a bit like charlie from lost to me

>>133736738
ahahah nice

>>133736738
By Valve.

>>133735612
Damn, the voice actor playing Vas was really good

You know what to do

Holy mother dick I haven't laughed so hard in weeks.
Thanks /v/, I needed this.

>trigger discipline

All's in order, citizen. Move along.

We've all seen worse and you know it OP