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Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:29 No.133389607

Well gentelmen, it has begun.

http://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=24276

>World Health Organization is on high alert about new Ugandan outbreak, cause is not fully known

It's called the "nodding disease" and it's a baffling illness that has struck thousands of children in northern Uganda. The illness brings on seizures, violent behavior, personality changes, and a host of other unusual symptoms.

Time to put those vidya skills to the test.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:30 No.133389713 Time to go to Madagascar then

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:31 No.133389854 File: 1332358314.jpg-(7 KB, 135x135, sodom-inthesignofevil-obsessed(...).jpg) LETS DO THIS

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:32 No.133389894 This disease has been around since the 50's or 60's. It's a symptom of living in a shithole country.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:32 No.133389897 File: 1332358345.jpg-(45 KB, 302x355, 1328774189876.jpg) GET YOUR ARMOR GET YOUR GUNS IT'S TIME

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:33 No.133389969 Good sir, that condition is called rap "music" and is quite dominant in niggers. It is well established that niggers dont count, the only sickness they have given us is AIDS, and I am no faget. Nothing to fear.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:33 No.133390009 File: 1332358417.jpg-(6 KB, 220x200, 1248218900379.jpg) >>133389894 So why isn't the rest of world doing anything about it? Oh right, >blacks

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:34 No.133390059 halberd or shotgun?

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:34 No.133390095 >>133389969 >seizures, violent behavior, personality changes, and a host of other unusual symptoms. This makes way too much sense.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:35 No.133390187 >>133390009 >>133390009 Because we send billions of dollars of aid to African countries and they still cannot even form a government of their own or sort anything out in their countries.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:35 No.133390225 File: 1332358547.jpg-(25 KB, 126x126, 1325720566616.jpg) Uganda be kidding me.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:36 No.133390307 File: 1332358594.png-(140 KB, 300x299, 1327142373450.png) >yfw it eventually spreads into other countries in Africa, then spreads to other places Is dead state a good show? >>133390225 my sides

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:36 No.133390335 >>133389607 >Violent behavior >Seizures World War Z general?

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:36 No.133390336

>The issue is yet another woe for a nation in which the impoverished majority was terrorized for years by warlord Jospeph Kony's militia, dubbed the "Lord's Resistance Army."

Holy shit, that Jason Russell guy also went batshit insane... He has been to Uganda... WHAT IF HE BROUGHT IT HERE??

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:37 No.133390375 >>133389607 OP, it is a worm that sits in the chin to feed. The nodding occurs when the victim eats as the worm is rapidly moving. But no one is going to give a shit for blacks. So lets. SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:37 No.133390378 >>133390335 I'm gonna head north to canada, maybe I'll be safe up there you know?

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:37 No.133390384 close the ports

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:37 No.133390385 This has been going on for a while. Really. Take a look at the thread on /x/. The only reason it's getting coverage now is because of the Kony thing.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:38 No.133390495 >>133390225 Kenya stop it. This is months old.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:38 No.133390496 File: 1332358707.jpg-(13 KB, 430x304, 1262471404875.jpg) >>133390336 It' can't be coincidence. Russell confirmed for N. American patient zero

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:39 No.133390547 File: 1332358744.png-(7 KB, 265x297, 1332131130530.png) Shits on now niggas

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:39 No.133390560 File: 1332358753.jpg-(8 KB, 127x168, light yagami in glasses.jpg) >>133390225

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:39 No.133390580
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>The disease is not new. It popped up in the 1960s in Sudan. From there it slowly spread to Libya and Tanzania.

The Uganda infections, though, are a new outbreak -- a troubling sign. The jump into a new region could be pure coincidence, or it could indicate the disease has become more virulent or found a new transmissions vector.

>The Uganda infections, though, are a new outbreak
>The Uganda infections, though, are a new outbreak
>The Uganda infections, though, are a new outbreak

oh shit

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:39 No.133390597 File: 1332358778.jpg-(654 KB, 1909x2872, SKS dude.jpg) PREPARE YOUR ANUS I HOPE ALL MY FELLOW AMERICANS WERE SMART ENOUGH TO BUY A FIREARM.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:40 No.133390705 File: 1332358836.png-(3 KB, 168x141, 1283286892316.png) >>133390495 It hasn't Benin the news at all, what are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:40 No.133390746 File: 1332358858.jpg-(67 KB, 400x406, 1329470939198.jpg) > More than 200 people have been killed in fires believed to be set by the zombified children. I'm sensing a new enemy type here.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:41 No.133390765 Kony's real army has begun to surface.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:41 No.133390781 >>133390705 Niger please. You could easily find this on youtube dated months back

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:41 No.133390841 I have been preparing for this moment my entire life.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:42 No.133390902 File: 1332358943.jpg-(101 KB, 568x700, 1326870094279.jpg) >>133390705 >>133390781 >>133390495 >>133390225

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:42 No.133390943 >>133390781 Ghana have to trust you on this one, mate.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:42 No.133390954 >>133389894 Libya was the most developed country in Africa, far from a "shithole country".

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:43 No.133391019 File: 1332359010.jpg-(1.24 MB, 3072x2048, charge_lg.jpg) Meanwhile in World War Z Europe.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:43 No.133391032 >>133390705 You Chad bro?

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:43 No.133391037 File: 1332359021.jpg-(104 KB, 640x360, Nodding_Disease_Teenage_Victim.jpg) The kids look pretty happy in the pictures. Might be cool.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:43 No.133391046 File: 1332359027.gif-(194 KB, 215x161, 1332216641909.gif) You know what to do. Sound it.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:43 No.133391053 >>133390225 >>133390495 >>133390705 >>133390781 >>133390943 Never change, /v/. Never change.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:44 No.133391117 >>133391032 Nope, my jimmies remain NIGERIA

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:44 No.133391135 >>133390781 All of the Sudan this happens. Must be an outbreak.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:44 No.133391143 >>133390336 >Jason Russel So those videos he took... Are they on the internet somewhere?

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:45 No.133391224 File: 1332359122.jpg-(10 KB, 247x204, ain't that some shit.jpg) >>133390781 Yemen to tell me that there's been coverage on this before, but nobody will act? Fuck.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:45 No.133391271 >>133391032 that one wasn't so great.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:45 No.133391272 Archiving this shit right now

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:46 No.133391285 >The illness brings on seizures, violent behavior, personality changes, and a host of other unusual symptoms. Good thing I read the Zombie Survival Guide. That should work for shit like this too?

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:46 No.133391334 >>133390943 Yemen isn't in Africa, gb2 school.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:46 No.133391346 >>133391224 >yemen to tell me CARLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:46 No.133391378 >>133391334 Goddammit I tried.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:47 No.133391393 COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:47 No.133391394 File: 1332359227.jpg-(213 KB, 746x746, 1324436560193.jpg) That's a joke site, right? Right?

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:47 No.133391401 >>133391224 Yes, all these Zambia are going to try to kill us now.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:47 No.133391427 >>133391334 Oman, get a load of this guy.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:47 No.133391432 File: 1332359252.png-(52 KB, 511x517, 1332263793089.png) >implying this can spread to a country where people dont sleep in the dirt every night

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:47 No.133391445 >>133389607 >thousands of children in northern Uganda I guess I'd be worried if I were 1) a child 2) living in some poor-ass third rate country 3) gullible

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:47 No.133391448 File: 1332359261.jpg-(556 KB, 1706x2120, 1303438559740.jpg) >>133391285 Nah man. These are Infected, not zombies. Like in 28 days later. These fucks will be fast and somewhat intelligent.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:47 No.133391458 File: 1332359266.png-(54 KB, 583x594, 1332313564144.png) >yfw this is just a genius marketing plan for the upcoming WWZ movie, starring Brad Pitt

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:48 No.133391485 >>133391224 You'd think Zambia children would make international headlines.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:48 No.133391515 >>133391427 I was about Togo when this faggot posted.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:48 No.133391573 >>133391334 N'djamena ruin his fun? Shit man, it's only a joke.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:49 No.133391587 Good riddance I say. Let those miscreants rot in their disturbing land of futility and voodoo magics. Let the disease fester the land.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:49 No.133391647 >>133391485 Iran all the way from home to not get killed by these Zambia children.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:49 No.133391652 File: 1332359382.jpg-(13 KB, 320x240, lisa witnesses something horri(...).jpg) >>133391448 >infecteds like in L4D >my face when a kid turns into a Tank

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:49 No.133391661 >>133391485 People are just going to keep Gabon about celebrity babies. Why care about something half a world away?

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:50 No.133391712 If the government were testing anything that would be the perfect place to test on humans.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:50 No.133391759 >>133391712 >implying black people are human

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:50 No.133391791 >(Source: Capcom)

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:51 No.133391793 >>133391661 The will Rome the lands until they get all of us.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:51 No.133391809 Damnit, now I can't go to Madagascar this summer.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:51 No.133391824 >>133391647 Those kids Congo fuck themselves.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:51 No.133391826 Joke's on you OP I live in Madagascar enjoy your diseases

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:51 No.133391840 Quickly to Madagascar!

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:51 No.133391873 Uganda carry that weight

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:51 No.133391903 File: 1332359518.jpg-(48 KB, 470x395, 272737283.jpg) >Uganda >the people there bath in shit and mud I'm not surprised by this in the least

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:51 No.133391904 >>133391793 How long is the Spain time of the worm? Months? Years?

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:52 No.133391953 File: 1332359547.jpg-(7 KB, 283x178, carlos.jpg) >>133391661 These kids never Chad a chance.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:52 No.133391956 >>133391809 >>133391826 >>133391840 >Madagascarmind

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:52 No.133391986 File: 1332359564.png-(99 KB, 236x176, 1332314532293.png) >>133391840 >>133391826 >>133391809 >madagascarmind

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:53 No.133392017 >>133391824 Oman, you are really mad.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:53 No.133392030 >>133391759 Actually they are. Sorry to burst your bubble.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:53 No.133392037 guys, I'm African out here.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:53 No.133392094 >>133391953 CARLOS.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:53 No.133392104 >>133391956 >>133391986 >Madagascarmindmind

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:53 No.133392106 >>133391956 >>133391986 >Madagascarmind-mind

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:53 No.133392121 Old disease that only effects shitty nigglit children so I don't care

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:54 No.133392132 >>133391986 >>133391956 Madagascar mind mind

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:54 No.133392136 >>133392037 Stop Oran, man

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:54 No.133392195

its a virus that effects the brain. it makes the person violent and do things they normally wouldn't do. just flush out the virus and it should be fine. but its in the brain.
if you could put some kind of thing in the blood and let it circulate in the brain it could kill it.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:54 No.133392198 >>133392104 >>133392106 >>133392132 >Madagascar-mind-mind-mind

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:54 No.133392207 File: 1332359676.jpg-(18 KB, 75x75, 1238158691254.jpg) WTF THIS CAN'T BE REAL! "SOURCE: CAPCOM" WTF?! NO ZOMBIES ON MY LAWN!!! AND DON'T EAT MY NEIGHBOURS! AND DON'T RUN! I HATE IT WHEN YOU RUN!

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:54 No.133392243 >>133392037 That kinda felt like you're Russian the puns a little bit.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:54 No.133392246 >>133392104 >>133392106 >>133392132 >Madagascarmindmindmind

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:55 No.133392265 >>133392106 >>133392104 Madagascar mind mind mind

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:55 No.133392359
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Seriously, why don't we get /k/ and /b/ to go there and start wiping out the general populace of Uganda? Nip it in the bud as I always say.

I mean, they haven't done jack shit with the aid they've been given and they show no signs of bettering themselves. We don't owe them anything and killing them off will be fundamentally better for everyone. I don't see the problem here.

>It's simple, kill the Black man.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:55 No.133392360 >>133392198 >>133392246 >>133392265 >madagascarmindmindmindmind

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:55 No.133392361 SHUT

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:56 No.133392374 File: 1332359772.png-(82 KB, 455x700, 1332262372628.png) >>133392207 >>133391791 They mean the Sheva picture. There's a link to a CNN article at the bottom of the story

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:56 No.133392384 >>133390187 its called corruption. Africa is the worlds richest continent but the western countries like to oppress the population to get cheap uranium, diamonds, oil, and precious metals.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:56 No.133392387 checked it out. I thought that they meant nodding as in shaking one's head up and down as to gesture yes, which seemed really weird. But it is nodding as in 'nodding off'. they look like they're always about to fall asleep

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:56 No.133392393 >>133392265 >>133392246 >>133392198 >Madagascarmindmindmindmind

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:56 No.133392395 >>133392246 >>133392198 >>133392132 >>133392106 >>133392104 >>133391986 >>133391956 /v/ has transcended.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:56 No.133392396 >>133392246 >>133392298 Madagascar mind mind mind mind

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:56 No.133392413 >>133392243 well, I'm a little pressed for Thai-me yeah, that sucked.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:56 No.133392426 >>133392265 >>133392246 >>133392198 madagascar mind mind mind mind

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:56 No.133392432 >>133392243 African countries only, bro. Uganda have to pay more attention.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:57 No.133392456 File: 1332359820.gif-(397 KB, 360x240, us!.gif) >>133391458 >make a disease >spread it to a shit hole country >use the result to hype your movie fucking genius

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:57 No.133392560 >Kids in Uganda become zombies Can't wait for James Cameroon to make a movie out of it!

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:58 No.133392615 >>133392413 It's ok, there's Norway this can keep up forever.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)15:59 No.133392717 File: 1332359959.jpg-(20 KB, 281x266, 1318008335217.jpg) >>133392560

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:00 No.133392809 File: 1332360024.jpg-(49 KB, 640x360, Nodding_Disease_Teenage_Victim.jpg) fuck you africa, you always spread the worst shit

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:00 No.133392841 >>133392615 Yaounde about them? Who cares. we got video games.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:00 No.133392849 File: 1332360044.jpg-(6 KB, 252x260, 127.jpg) 2012 niggers. We knew it was coming.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:00 No.133392863 File: 1332360052.gif-(340 KB, 240x180, 1329179804471.gif) This thread has transcended to the netherlands

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:00 No.133392875 guys, what if this is all a result of the social unrest in africa? what if all these kids are having mental breakdowns because they are sick and tired of laying in their own shit every day?

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:02 No.133393030

Guys! Read this:
>Nodding disease or nodding syndrome is a recent, little-known disease which emerged in Sudan in the 1960s. It is a fatal, mentally and physically disabling disease that only affects children, typically between the ages of 5 and 15.

http://www.irinnews.org/Report/85646/UGANDA-Nodding-disease-or-river-epilepsy

We're safe, it will only kill of consolefags.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:02 No.133393083 File: 1332360169.jpg-(28 KB, 498x376, 1331105051255.jpg) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkm3BBbuUQ4&feature=youtu.be

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:03 No.133393103 >>133392875 Do they even have anything to compare themselves to? No TVs, no internet, no electricity, etc.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:03 No.133393148 >>133393030 >kill of I see you're already a sufferer. It'll kill essentially all of /v/.

>>	Chicken 03/21/12(Wed)16:03 No.133393150 File: 1332360209.jpg-(24 KB, 312x312, see you in hell.jpg) i feel mildly guilty that i want this shit to get bad but man, i aint going anywhere else in life, why not die shooting thing in africa i don't even own a gun

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:03 No.133393163 File: 1332360216.jpg-(10 KB, 336x322, 1331586734434.jpg) >>133393030

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:04 No.133393221 File: 1332360247.jpg-(284 KB, 1280x724, 1330478945458.jpg) >Source: Capcom ok

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:04 No.133393247 File: 1332360263.png-(36 KB, 250x331, 1329944594397.png) >>133393030 >Affects Children typically between the ages of 5 and 15 >Between the ages of 5 and 15 >5 and 15 Well there goes half of /v/

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:04 No.133393262 >>133392387 so it seems the brain is shutting down for short periods of time

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:04 No.133393263 >>133393030 >kill of You need to Czech your posts before you hit Submit.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:04 No.133393286 >>133393221 The source of the photo is Capcom, not the article.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:05 No.133393328 >>133393083 I'm not an expert on homo niggerus and we don't have many here where I live, but I can tell this is common nigger behaviour.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:05 No.133393397 File: 1332360346.jpg-(11 KB, 372x256, 1236526818790.jpg) 2012. The End. You can't escape it but you can prepare!

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:06 No.133393474 File: 1332360393.jpg-(53 KB, 331x319, 1318983850461.jpg) >>133393263 my bad

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:07 No.133393552 >pass the controller, bro

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:07 No.133393614 File: 1332360474.jpg-(70 KB, 950x589, 238161.jpg) >>133393552 forgot image durrr

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:07 No.133393623 File: 1332360478.jpg-(79 KB, 600x451, outbreakprevention.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:08 No.133393645 File: 1332360493.jpg-(75 KB, 327x344, 1304603718690.jpg) >>133390225 so fucking lame, yet so fucking effective.

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:08 No.133393652
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I'm already well armed and ready for the zombie outbreak with stockpiles of food, water, ammunition, medicine, gasoline, and emergency supplies in a fire-resistant building well away from populated areas.

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:08 No.133393661

>>133393150
You're probably not alone

There are millions of Americunts out there who are just waiting for a good excuse to use those guns they have stored in their gunlocker. Some people just buy guns and have a slight hope there comes a reasonable excuse to shoot people

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:08 No.133393698 so how is this video games again?

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:09 No.133393778 File: 1332360564.jpg-(44 KB, 296x500, Madagascar--President-Mar-002.jpg) CLOSE EVERYTHING

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:09 No.133393795 File: 1332360577.jpg-(440 KB, 1680x945, o310083.jpg) BRING IT ON.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:09 No.133393796 >violent behavior >seizures >personality changes So it's just rap?

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:09 No.133393806 >>133393661 Of course he's not alone

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:10 No.133393832 April fools

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:11 No.133393946 >>133393832 ...in March

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:11 No.133393985 it's not zombies you dumb faggot fucks http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/19/world/africa/uganda-nodding-disease/index.html?hpt=hp_c1 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nodding_disease

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:11 No.133394005 America will have no trouble with a zombie invasion. America strong!

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:11 No.133394008 File: 1332360692.jpg-(3 KB, 126x85, 1281562025729.jpg) Russians digging for prehistoric bacteria in Antarctica, now this happens. It's all connected

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:11 No.133394040 > It is a fatal, mentally and physically disabling disease that only affects children between the ages of 5 and 15. Does this include manchildren ? If so, 90% of you guys are fucked.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:12 No.133394080 >>133394008 Did they ever find them after being lost?

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:12 No.133394093 Ugandans are invading America, flee! Flee while you still can!

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:12 No.133394096 Can we call it Kony Sickness?

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:13 No.133394141 >>133391019 Thats SCA, 100% american.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:13 No.133394163 >>133394080 Yeah, I think they made it back without horribly dying, otherwise it would be on the news.

>>	Doomzzg !pFLTp2Po.w 03/21/12(Wed)16:13 No.133394187 File: 1332360808.jpg-(68 KB, 400x549, 1299089966637.jpg) >>133393698 Real Life video game

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:13 No.133394192 >>133393985 That's just the popular name for it. They don't actually know what the fuck it is, if it's viral or a parasite or what.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:13 No.133394216 >>133393778 Obama?

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:13 No.133394226 shut down everything. first thing to go... the harbor.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:13 No.133394242 File: 1332360836.jpg-(27 KB, 400x457, review_eddie_1.jpg) >>133393985 >it's not zombies you dumb faggot fucks >links to sources that describe all the zombie-like symptoms

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:14 No.133394272 File: 1332360851.jpg-(817 KB, 1600x1600, 1325928281578.jpg) >Only infects people from the age 5 to 15 >Mfw

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:14 No.133394328
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Did you know that many parts of Africa have been living in straw huts for the past 2000 years while the rest of the other races are developing?

>American niggers have average iq of 85
>Racial equality
>wait what

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:15 No.133394417 >>133393103 >no tv they have tv's hooked to 12v batteries >no internet they have internet cafe's and internet on cellphones >no electricity i dont fucking know but if they do its not going to be used for cooking or heating

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:16 No.133394481 File: 1332360996.gif-(369 KB, 200x100, 1326586306609.gif) >>133394379 0/10 almost fooled me.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:16 No.133394495 File: 1332361002.jpg-(6 KB, 177x183, images.jpg) >>133394272 Anybody actually read the whole article? THE NEW MUTATION OF THE VIRUS HAS INFECTED PEOPLE AS OLD AS 19. It's climbing up the ladder people.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:17 No.133394576 >>133394379 >>133394379 3 Months isn't far away, hold on to your tits

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:17 No.133394629 >>133392809 Like humans.

>>	Slime !hbZ6eR.pYA 03/21/12(Wed)16:18 No.133394635 >Resident Evil 5.irl

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:18 No.133394683 >>133393103 >Somalia has a booming cell service industry and better 3G coverage than most US states Check your facts bro.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:18 No.133394704 >>133394328 I know that they're underdeveloped and not htat bright but why aren't they at least at a medieval-esque state instead of tribal it's been a long time since these tribes started

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:19 No.133394754 >>133394704 *that

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:19 No.133394763 http://thebatavian.com/howard-owens/state-health-officials-discuss-outbreak-tics-le-roy-say-they-can t-share-cause/29933#comment-form

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:20 No.133394835 >>133394495 so by the time i have children we'll be going L4D?

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:20 No.133394917 The world would be a better place if Africa didn't exist. Prove me wrong.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:20 No.133394918 BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PUNS?

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:21 No.133394962 >>133394704 They were milked by Europe and other industrial countries so they couldn't make any progress in technology or in anything at all.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:21 No.133394994 >>133394917 Humankind started in Africa bro.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:21 No.133395004 >>133394763 >In a community meeting Wednesday night to discuss an unusual outbreak of tics among female students at Le Roy High School, a state health official steadfastly refused to reveal the cause of the outbreak. IS YOUR BODY READY?

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:22 No.133395090 great, now kony has a zombie army too

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:22 No.133395096 >>133394962 Bullshit white guilt explanation.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:23 No.133395151 File: 1332361392.jpg-(32 KB, 500x492, 1330261760043.jpg) >>133394763 >Le Roy Highschool >Le Roy >Le >LE

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:23 No.133395191 >>133395096 >white guilt Nigga what. I couldn't care less about them. I was just telling what I was taught in school. What's your theory then?

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:23 No.133395193 >>133394994 Yes, but the continent is done being useful and now is just a cesspool of disease,war, famine and misery.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:24 No.133395250 >>133395004 HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS NIGER IT HAS BEGUN

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:24 No.133395280 >>133395151 the king in french I think

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:24 No.133395281 >>133394994 I think he means if tomorrow Africa disappears 5eva

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:24 No.133395309 >>133394962 That's bullshit they teach in school to make blacks feel better about themselves. I'd sooner believe that they couldn't work with their land, which is slightly less bullshit.

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:25 No.133395375

>>133394704
Average nigger IQ - 85
Mexican - 89
White - 103
Asian - 107

A look at societies:
Niggers live in the worst shitholes
Mexicans slightly more advanced but still live in somewhat shitholes
Whites developed great powerful nations with soaring architecture and advanced civilizations.
Asian countries like Japan, and especially South korea have extremely advanced architecture and societies as well.

>TL;DR niggers are dumb and thats why their lives suck

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:25 No.133395381 >>133394994 omg SOMETHING good came out of africa thousands of years ago, this means africa isn't a producer of pure shit you guys

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:26 No.133395454 >>133390059 BOTH! HALBERD SHOTGUNS FOR EVERYONE. Alternatively halberd as a main weapon and sawed off as your side weapon.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:26 No.133395468 >>133395375 Or educated people score higher on IQ tests. No one takes IQ tests seriously

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:27 No.133395524 >>133395375 Weeaboo detected

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:27 No.133395540 Oh no, weak African children on another continent are going to really mess with me here. They don't even have the strength to walk to the grocery store to get some food.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:27 No.133395561 >>133395468 You know people took those tests having grown up in america?

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:27 No.133395568

Okay fuck you guys with this African poverty bullshit.
What I really want to know is, what would happen if other nations built actual CITIES with working PIPELINES.
Imagine all that money spent on aid that could've been spend on building white futuristic cities.
Instead all I got was this stupid straw hut.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:27 No.133395576 File: 1332361657.jpg-(7 KB, 200x200, 1297531097917.jpg) >>133394763 How the fuck do tics just manifest on you.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:28 No.133395616 >>133395375 Source? I'm just curious.

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:29 No.133395708

>>133395375
>no source on that
The Jews had the highest IQ on your unmentioned source, which I believe was made before the IQ tests got de-culturalized, which means all the bullshit was taken out. Should we just kill everyone who isn't Jewish then? Looking down, I'm sure they would conclude everyone else is dumb.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:29 No.133395743 >>133395561 Yes and Asians are hardly the ones living in poverty in America

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:29 No.133395749 File: 1332361765.jpg-(52 KB, 885x666, 122718142110.jpg) >>133395576 It means tics like Tourettes tics. Not the bug. >mfw i thought they were talking about bugs

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:29 No.133395760 >>133395576 Neurological damage. It's unknown what caused the damage though.

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:29 No.133395782
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>>133394917
there you go spewing racist bullshit without thinking
and human kind came from Africa
>multiple species of humans
> neanderthals migrate to middle east and Europe
>homo sapiens migrate to middle east and mate with the neanderthals later moving to Europe and parts of Asia
>the original neanderthals that didn't mate with the homo sapiens died off

>homo sapiens migrate to India and Asian countries they are dark skinned

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:30 No.133395824 >>133395540 >They don't even have the strength to walk to the grocery store to get some food. what

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:30 No.133395828 >Uganda Guess someone didnt eat up all his poo poo.

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:30 No.133395832
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>>133395524
"Weeaboo detected"

>Mfw I've ever watched an episode of anime in my entire life
>Mfw I'm half white half asian
>Mfw my aforementioned sheet of facts is coincidentally seemingly biased
>Mfw you're probably a nigger

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:30 No.133395863 >>133395749 Thanks fuck for that. I was scared if I got stressed I would spawn tics.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:30 No.133395867 >>133395568 Look what happened to Zimbabwe, white men build hospitals and libraries and when niggers threw the white man out it all went into ruin.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:31 No.133395929 >>133395743 Whites have it a lot better off than Asains in america, why aren't their scores higher?

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:31 No.133395941 >>133395749 There is a vlogger on youtube from that school. There is no mention of the factor causing this. So you Congo fuck yourself. You made me reply.

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:31 No.133395942

>>133395524
well japan is, statistically, better than everyone.

im sorry you're butthurt but the evidence is clear. they're efficient, and keep inferior races away from their country, thats why they progress faster than anyone and recover faster from natural disasters

earthquake? tsunami? nuclear reactor meltdown? fuck that, 1 month is all these asians need to restore everything to how it was before said disaster.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:31 No.133395947 >>133395824 They're too lazy to build decent grocery stores. That's why they're starving over there.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:32 No.133396026 >>133395942 Too bad the men are all hyper beta and let chinks invade and fuck their women, while the japanese shut themselve sin their anime world witht heir 'waifus'

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:32 No.133396029 File: 1332361940.png-(241 KB, 600x600, 1330216719160.png) >>133395832 Yeah, you fucked that up.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:32 No.133396031 >>133395863 you sure are clever, bro. LIFE doesn't just create itself out of nowhere. Even if Creationists think that way.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:32 No.133396043 >>133395929 Likely that they aren't as educated? You do realize different cultures raise their children differently, white kids generally don't get pushed as hard as East Asian kids (no idea about rest of Asia)

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:32 No.133396084 >>133395942 Too late for the tsunami, but: My Japanese girlfriend left me. I'm not worried though, there are plenty more in the sea.

>>	Breadbro 03/21/12(Wed)16:32 No.133396086 >Read at the bottom >They feel abandoned by the first world countries. Blame your ancestors, maybe if they did something more than standing around breeding like crazy you wolud have a proper country.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:32 No.133396102 >>133396043 in terms of education that is

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:33 No.133396108 >>133395375 you do realize that the western world is a compilation of other countries people working together under a single nation like america. if you want to see the what america is like with out any other race take a look at England 1600's shitsty

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:33 No.133396117 >>133395832 So you're a 12 year old that never watched animu? You don't belong here bro

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:33 No.133396158 >>133395942 >they keep inferior races away It's not because of that, it's because pretty much everyone in Japan, save for those on business trips, wants to be there and wants to help the country. Even the weebs.

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:34 No.133396210

>japan
all the technology, fastest development

>europe and north america
good technology, most of it developed by the japs anyway, shitty population, mixture of niggers, jews, and hispanics, hence the lack of fast development

>south and central america
shithole, corruption, more money put on football than science, education, and technology

>africa
south america x 10

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:34 No.133396243

>>133395375
>Asian countries like Japan, and especially South korea have extremely advanced architecture and societies as well.

Right, so that's why a lot of them are deciding to not have sex and would prefer to die alone? Looks more like killing off to me.

>advanced architecture
If they're so advanced, how come water can knock them down?

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:34 No.133396281

>>133395942
B - but they haven't recovered, and they are still in a recession that has lasted 20 years, and they have sub-racial groups within the japanese race that are just as bad as niggers to them. It's like you get all your information on japan through animes or something.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:35 No.133396296 >>133395942 >keep inferior races away from their country Implying everyone wants to spend years to learn Japanese just to walk on a crowded street and fap to guro for the rest of the day.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:35 No.133396350 If they find a cure for this, the disease might resist it after some time and evolve even further.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:35 No.133396354 >>133396210 >most of it developed by the japs anyway Yeah, no. Most of it was developed by North American and European scientists and engineers. The Japanese REFINED it.

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:36 No.133396420

>>133396243
Not him but South Korea is much more advanced than anything I've seen in the West. Seoul is the cleanest capital I've been to, shit it's comparable to Swiss side of Geneve.
And their fucking toilet seats have ass warmers, and their toilets don't splash fuck all when you flush. It's like magic

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:36 No.133396437 >>133396210 Are you 10 years old or something?

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:36 No.133396476

>>133396158
because japan IS a good country already, and people dont want to lose that, and want to keep making it better.

i dare you to come over where i live argentina be here for 20 years, and then tell me with a smile on your face that you want to HELP this place.

for once, JUST ONCE i'd like to feel like im on the winning team...

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:37 No.133396506 seriously ? a fucking cliché african outbreak ?

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:37 No.133396507

>mfw when I'm a white man living in Africa

Damn Nigerians will be blaming me for this shit, I just know it. I once gave money to one of my workers so he could take his son to a doctor. The fucking retard used the money to take him to church and pay the pastor to pray for him. And then they blamed me for the kid's death. Good thing they can't do anything about it but if society were to collapse I'd probably be raped by a few dozen machetes.

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:37 No.133396520

>>133395468
Okay well clearly you have never taken an IQ test or even seen one. The questions on an IQ test are centered around finding relationships between things that otherwise seem irrelevant to each other, using logical thinking to solve it.

You receive knowledge from education. And knowledge has nothing to do with intelligence.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:37 No.133396534 File: 1332362242.jpg-(102 KB, 362x443, evilbabby.jpg) >mfw no guns will help you because it's transmitted by flies and you will tear the world apart with everyone else

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:37 No.133396579 >>133396243 >If they're so advanced, how come water can knock them down? Because there's not much that can withstand the entire fucking ocean knocking at your shit.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:38 No.133396629 hold on to your seats gentleman http://www.doctortipster.com/6952-dutch-researcher-created-a-super-influenza-virus-with-the-potentia l-to-kill-millions.html

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:38 No.133396672 >>133396026 /v/ - Japanese Stereotypes

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:38 No.133396693

>>133395782

I'm talking about the modern world.

I dabble in anthropology so I know human origins.

I'm also not a racist, or don't think I am. I don't think blacks are genetically inferior, I simply observe that their continent is a massive hellhole.

Heres a question for you, if you died tomorrow and somehow were given the option to be reborn as a random child in Africa, would you do it? I sure as shit wouldn't, the place is fucking horrifying.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:38 No.133396694 >>133396629 FUCKING DUTCH

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:39 No.133396731

>>133396476
The problem with shitstain countries is that anyone smart wants to move out. You're kinda part of the problem.

>>133396520
The source is probably from BEFORE IQ tests were de-culturalized and centralized around finding relationships between things. Or not. None of us fucking know because there is no source.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:39 No.133396781 >>133396579 Why not then built fire is wall outside of city than protects? fire puts down water, it works it better

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:39 No.133396814
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>>133396476
Hnnnngggghhhhh. The autism I am sensing.
Japan is overpopulated as it is. Now how do you think one does make money there then?
Easily by releasing new products that will make you money so that one has a home and food.
This drives most people. This isn't some kind of "cult" country where one is indoctrinated to "help the motherland". Please go back to school and try again, retard.

Haters gonna hate

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:40 No.133396925 >>133396476 Japan is one of the most ethnocentric countries on the planet, they wouldn't want your help, spic. They hate all of us, remember that.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:40 No.133396928 >>133396629 This should have never happened.

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:41 No.133396934

>>133395708
What do you mean by "de-culturalized"? Are you talking about the actual IQ test? A valid IQ test has absolutely nothing to do with culture, those ones are un-official and meant to test your knowledge on cultural affairs. Which obviously isn't anything to do with how intelligent you are.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:41 No.133396939 >Kony assembles an army to defeat the zombie threat using every man woman and child available >Retarded hipsters kill him >Zombies take over the world YOU IDIOTS WE CAN STOP THEM NOW

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:41 No.133396941

>>133396731
the problem is, anyone smart and educated wouldn't want to stay surrounded by a bunch of uneducated mongrels, sometimes you have to know when fightning a battle is just useless, south american countries are proof of that, specially venezuela and argentina.

also, thanks for the compliment.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:41 No.133396949 >>133396579 just picked you up, cuz I'm fed up with your stupidity. STOP FEEDING THE TROLLS, GUYS.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:41 No.133396958 File: 1332362474.jpg-(213 KB, 1024x768, dohohohoho.jpg) >All these puns My sides are moving on their own.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:42 No.133397071 Is this a new article or is it just the same shit we've known for a while that CNN and the BBC reported on?

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:42 No.133397084

>>133396693
Ok, two things.
1. You need to really read more into different subjects within anthropology
2. We can all benefit from understanding what 'genetically inferior' really means. Evolution and adaptions always require trade offs. What may seem inferior in one environment may not be in a different environment. e.g. Developing lungs that can only exchange gas in a gaseous environment is a pretty inferior adaptation if you live 3 km below the surface of the water.

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:42 No.133397105

>>133396520
You can't be serious.
JESUS NO
YOU CAN NOT BE FUCKING SERIOUS.
If we put the same guy in two time lines, one with an education and the other one being truck driver.
Which one do you think will score the most?
By your logic. BOTH.

I pray to Zimbabwe that they give you aids.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:42 No.133397107 >>133396476 >because Japan Is a good country and they don't want to lose that Yep, the same reason that, for example, the sizes of their fast food items are smaller than that of America's.

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:42 No.133397130

>>133396925
of course they dont, and thats how they keep a float.

im not saying i want to be japanese i like my dick average thank you. im just saying if any country was more like them actually dedicating money to things that are important, and solving problems by NOT throwing money at them. any country could be better.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:43 No.133397193 >>133394379 Are you me?

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:43 No.133397208 >>133396534 >"However 7 percent of infected children live in regions not inhabited by the Black fly, so a link is speculative at best." Pretty quick to give up. If this goes down hopefully you will be one of the first.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:44 No.133397292 File: 1332362654.jpg-(18 KB, 248x248, LAUGHING.jpg) >>133396939

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:44 No.133397331 >>133396934 You realize the distinction didn't exist some time ago. This is common knowledge, dude.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:44 No.133397347 >>133397084 Excuse me, but what the fuck are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:45 No.133397376 File: 1332362710.png-(3 KB, 188x128, 1269477689195.png) >>133396939 >>133396939

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:45 No.133397390 >see OP mentioning Africa >"I bet it has turned into /stormfront/ in no time" Never fails.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:45 No.133397404 gonna kill me some niggers

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:45 No.133397415
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>>133397105
actually, that is the gist of IQ tests. If the truck driver has the appropriate wisdom he can have a high IQ.
You obviously don't know anything about human intelligence.
I'm defending the guy you're arguing with. He's clearly right, sorry bro.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:45 No.133397426 >>133397130 > solving problems by NOT throwing money at them. Stop talking about shit you don't know, fuck. http://mitpress.mit.edu/books/chapters/0262083477chap1.pdf I sure do love giving Yakuza giant bank loans.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:46 No.133397518 >>133395824 >too stupid/lazy to build society after 4000 years >means no grocery store >starve >no strength to build store/society cause no food >no food cause no grocery store >no grocery store cause too lazy since start >vicious cycle

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:46 No.133397540 >>133396814 Are you the guy from the CS:S server?

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:46 No.133397546 Someone call Greenland. Tell them to activate Robo-Doc.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:47 No.133397632 >>133397105 An IQ test is based on pattern recognition. Well, most of the goods ones. The relationship between a high score and academic achievement is .7.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:47 No.133397642 >>133397292 >LAUGHING.JPG It's PANICKING. Just so you know.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:47 No.133397658 File: 1332362867.jpg-(185 KB, 600x469, enhanced-buzz-830-1305135024-1(...).jpg) >>133397347 I think he's saying your nothing but an armchair scientist

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:48 No.133397731

>>133397415
You are wrong. This isn't a movie in which the said truck driver was a cool drop out that knows too much and acts like fucking Sherlock Holmes.
With proper education and studying mathematics one can easily learn new patterns.
In /v/ mode - that means, the wizard learns a new spell.
Clooney's gonna Cloone

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:48 No.133397741 File: 1332362937.jpg-(64 KB, 600x450, 1305636626118.jpg) >>133397642 Are you guys all retarded in here? STOP FEEDING THE TROLLS. in b4 feeding the obivous troll.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:49 No.133397748 File: 1332362942.jpg-(339 KB, 710x508, resting easy cheesy.jpg) >brother is a conspiracy nut >has a warehouse in the middle of the woods filled with food, water, and weapons >I live closer to it then him Fucker should never have given me a key

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:49 No.133397795 SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:49 No.133397812 >>133392243 Well we wouldn't get anywhere with the jokes by Stalin, now would we?

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:49 No.133397820

It only took about a month. It was fast, so very fast... but not in the beginning.
It started in Uganda, the WHO suspected the illness had been present before, and in both cases it had unknown origins. However, this time It was different... the cases sprung up over a matter of months. Since Uganda is fairly isolated, it didn't reach any airports until about a year after it first appeared.

The first international case appeared in France, where a man had recently come back froim a Ugandan trip, having fallen into a river off a boat. He showed no initial signs of infection for several days after returning.
Then he changed overnight, his wife (who fled the scene once he turned violent) reported he began experiencing a fever on the 3rd day of him beuing back. He refused to eat food and started having violent seizures. He was then reported to ''go crazy'' and start running around teh house smashing everything he touched, ripping wallpaper and dragging his nails deep into the wood of doors. His wife escaped at this point.
He was later spotted in the town centre with blood on his clothes and around his mouth. He had reportedly mauled two tourists, one of which was flown back to America for specialist treatment.
Then events sped up very quickly. The patient reportedly woke up in the night and mauled an entire hospital wing containing patients, all of which instantly began having seizures and showing viuolent behaviour. Whatever this was it had mutated in the different climate of America.

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:50 No.133397870

>>133397820
From this point, cases started spreading as infection and violent change was fast and it took less than an hour for violent reports across the entire city of sandiego.
Meanwhile, cases had started to spring up in other countries and were spreading just as fast as the american cases.
This continued for 2 days before the army was sent in to contain the situation, but by this time large ammounts of people had been infected and were rampaging across the cities, running into gunfire and using vast numbers to overwhelm security forces.
It is now 4 months after the last news repoirts stopped broadcasting. I live In Britain and I haven't seen a single person for weeks.... alive that is.

Get away from cities now while you can.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:50 No.133397916 >>133397130 And on top of this off>>133397426 Do you know anything about the Burakumin at all? Japan isn't united, not by a long shot. Japan isn't some magical country that has no problems, that's what they want you to think.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:50 No.133397920 >>133396117 I think you got that backwards.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:50 No.133397929 File: 1332363055.jpg-(31 KB, 331x473, 1328475782571.jpg) >>133397658 I'm an armchair scientist because I think there's widespread poverty and violence in Africa? >mfw

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:51 No.133397942 File: 1332363061.jpg-(23 KB, 439x413, so many bitches on mah dick.jpg) Yes My fantasies of the zombie apocalypse will be manifest. I will become Frank West

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:51 No.133397953 >>133397731 I never said he will achieve a high IQ. I said it is possible ("can") that he could achieve a higher IQ if he has the proper skills. Just because he is a truck driver doesn't mean he's an idiot, though probably most are.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:51 No.133398007 File: 1332363101.jpg-(47 KB, 300x455, 248794-mr_freeze.jpg) >only children get it you're all 20something manchildren EVERYONE JUST CHILL

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:52 No.133398107 >>133398007 >implying a virus can't change

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:52 No.133398110 people in south yurop better run, it's coming

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:52 No.133398138 >>133396243 I was comparing it to niggers living in straw huts, don't be consumed by your butthurt.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:52 No.133398148 >>133397929 You still don't understand the incredibly understandable paragraph the other guy typed out, so yeah, you're an armchair scientist. You'll get promoted to an amateur scientist after you finish googling his words.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:53 No.133398149 File: 1332363181.jpg-(55 KB, 442x414, AWESOME.jpg) >>133390095 This calls for a shoop of a black zombie with the lines >Other than having seizures, I see nothing wrong with him

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:53 No.133398186 File: 1332363204.jpg-(76 KB, 460x722, 3251021_460s.jpg) LETS DO THIS LLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:54 No.133398289 >>133397929 I think he meant to say: You don't know jack shit, son. You're saying africa is inferior and he stated that being inferior depends on the situation you're in.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:54 No.133398305 >>133390746 this, imma go firebug, just in case

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:54 No.133398309 >>133398148 I understand exactly what he said. Now go reread what I wrote, and realize it has nothing to do with it.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:54 No.133398317 File: 1332363284.jpg-(8 KB, 200x282, 1332306428098.jpg) God, why anyone would ever want to visit or vacation in that shithole is beyond me.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:55 No.133398378 >>133398107 it's been around since the 1960s and hasn't changed since in fact it seems more to be a parasite than a virus

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:55 No.133398395 Why are people in the comments taking this seriously? Isn't this a satire site? No idea why else a news site would use a RE5 image and talk about zombies.

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:55 No.133398452

>>133397953
Then you are acknowledging that this possibility does indeed exist. If you still feel the trouble then we can easily replace it with, the woman you loved stayed in school/dropped out and did drugs.
Now you are sitting in a bar with her. Which one succeeds? I guess you picked the obvious one, the drop out right? Because she didn't have a proper education and didn't study mathematics, right?
But it is okay, because with this argument we can now say that you were right. Right about the coke addicted woman that could be the next president.

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:56 No.133398552

>>133397415
>implying IQ tests accurately measure intelligence

IQ tests determine how good a person is at completing IQ tests.

People with a good education or proper exposure to modern technology (i.e. /g/) have dealt with pattern recognition problems a lot more than some cunt from da hood, and hence are better at completing them.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:57 No.133398558 >>133398378 oh ok. nothing to worry about then. except if you want to have children... who wants to breed anyway in here?

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:57 No.133398584 >>133398289 He said: >A) I need to study anthropology more I agreed with his science that humanity began in africa. >B) Genetically inferior means different things in different environments I NEVER SAID THEY WERE GENETICALLY INFERIOR HOLY SHIT.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:57 No.133398635 >>133398552 >implying I said anything about the results/implications of the IQ test

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:57 No.133398641 File: 1332363473.jpg-(5 KB, 126x126, 1325908790590.jpg) >>133390225

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)16:59 No.133398803 >>133397415 hi 4 rel dis nigga is ma homie he cno da shiz 4 rel like ye?! 1 ? i r smaart no edukatiosns i win tupac shakkur lves afrtica 4 rel mother lands up 4 da homiez

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)17:00 No.133398857

>>133397105
Education gives you knowledge.
Knowledge has nothing to do with intelligence, it is a measure of information you have recieved and memorized. I understand your misunderstanding, I guess it is quite common in people who are conditioned from first grade to believe good grades means you're intelligent.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)17:00 No.133398869 File: 1332363630.jpg-(85 KB, 250x350, 1284716359092.jpg) >>133398635 I don't know what you were talking about, just entered the conversation to confuse everybody even more.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)17:01 No.133398993 File: 1332363707.gif-(438 KB, 500x376, 5138.gif) >>133398803 ya bro, 4 real.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)17:01 No.133398998 >>133398857 IQ tests are measured by pattern recognition problems. One that has spent more time solving them will have no problem solving them than some ignorant cunt like you

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)17:02 No.133399097 File: 1332363773.jpg-(250 KB, 1000x912, come at me bro.jpg) Not to worry, OP. I am completely safe.

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)17:02 No.133399107
File: 1332363778.png-(40 KB, 144x141, Nurgle_mark.png)

EMBRACE THE GIFTS OF OUR FATHER, FOR HE LOVES YOU, CHILDREN!

JOIN THE GLORIOUS MARCH OF THE AFFLICTED, THE FORGOTTEN, THE HOPELESS

PLEDGE YOUR SOUL TO THE FATHER OF PLAGUES, AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED. IT IS HIS WILL. IT IS THE WILL OF CHAOS

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)17:03 No.133399141 >>133398635 You did. You retard. Haters gonna hate

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)17:03 No.133399192 File: 1332363825.jpg-(331 KB, 800x600, 1288811765060.jpg) >>133399097

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)17:03 No.133399197 The only reliable IQ tests are those done to very young children.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)17:04 No.133399232 File: 1332363855.jpg-(162 KB, 500x411, 1252875702530.jpg) >>133399141 quotes please. you can't

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)17:04 No.133399295 >Affects only kids and teenagers This sounds a lot like my Japanese cartoons.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)17:05 No.133399362 File: 1332363936.png-(5 KB, 214x220, 1312678430603.png) >(Source: Capcom)

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)17:05 No.133399368 It's not just the parasite, right?It's the parasite and malnutrition. Hopefully, otherwise we've got an RE5 in progress

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)17:06 No.133399435 File: 1332363978.jpg-(16 KB, 292x312, 1282871128284.jpg) >>133399107 >IT IS THE WILL OF CHAOS >THE WILL OF CHAOS >WILL OF CHAOS

Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)17:06 No.133399450
File: 1332363992.png-(31 KB, 97x125, 1325953418896.png)

>>133399232
Oh boy, here we go.
4 word arguments.
You know what. I am going BALE OUT on this shit. I have no idea how this argument over the internet would actually benefit me in some way. I am now going to play some video games.

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)17:07 No.133399519 this is pretty serious anybody who isn't worried is in de nile

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)17:07 No.133399536 >>133399435 What's the problem with that? Are you some kind of loyalist?

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)17:07 No.133399596 >>133399450 like I need a bigger argument than that for your blatant troll

>>	Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)17:08 No.133399627 Blame Mikal the Plague god. Or one of the 4 horsemen.

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