god damn it Bioware you make it to easy

oh god my sides

>>131805948
Is google images listed in the credits as source for the game graphics?

ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL

Oh God Mah Bawls

SOURCE???

Has this been posted on their forums yet?
Results could be hilarious.

>>131806578

Oh god this picture is hilarious.

Someone update this please

>>131806578
Was that bird ok?

>>131806689
>you now realize that the bird probably died since chocolate is very toxic to birds, and that what it's doing in the last panel is trying to scream because it's panicking

MASS EFFECT 3

ORIGINAL CONTENT, DO NOT STEAL

>>131806578
if there is a video for this, I would be most pleased

>>131807148
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdRvlLZLI6c

>>131805948

Hey, moron. Where the fuck is the source? We can't troll Biodrones without the fucking source.

>>131807289
Royalty free stockphoto on google images.

>>131807289
http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/hammasa-royalty-free-image/123488108

>>131807383

>>131807148
It's from the very very shitty movie "Jack and Jill"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdRvlLZLI6c

>>131807262

This photo is now ruined for me.

They can't even hire someone to think up original ideas, what the hell does Bioware even spend their mone- Oh, right.

http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/323/index/9667579

Link to the END OF RINE discussion

>>131807383

Well it's not as good as if it was copyrighted but still pretty good troll material.

>>131807512
>Spam.
>End of line.
Holy shit that was fast!

>>131807512
Oh my sides. Keep it up, Stanley.

>>131807512

Saved for posterity.

>>131807512
You've gotta be kidding me.

I still don't get OP's picture. it's just some girl. what does it have to do wtih bioware and me3?

>>131807512
Fucking woo

How is that spam?

>>131808637
The picture on the right is what Tali officially looks like according to Bioware.

The picture on the left is where they stole it from.

>>131808659
It's not praising the game or Bioware, so the poster's an idiot and the post is irrelevant.

>>131806896

>>131808020
ding dong bannu

>>131808706

I saw it from earlier threads but I didnt imagined it was like "official bioware" release/leak

I always thought it was a fake, like fanart

>>131808820
I miss the drew carey show

Wait, why does /v/ hate THQ?

So did Bioware credit Google Image?

>>131805948
Oh, jesus
Oh jesus fucking christ, Bioware

>>131807512
>Be excellent to eachother.

His sig, wat?

>>131808951
fuck wrong thread sorry

>>131808915
Pirate the game and see for yourself.


You know what, in all my years here I think that is actually the first time I have suggested straight off the bat that someone pirate as opposed to buy a game.

>>131809015
It's a typo. He meant to say excrement.

>>131809087
Just delete the post

Tali fan thread.

http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/325/index/7625998/674

You know what to do.

>>131806863
I read somewhere that the bird (or at least the last panel) was actually CGI. Haven't verified it myself, though.

>>131809108

no way Im playing this shit, but jesus fuck bioware, get your shit together

>>131809471
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>>131807439

>>131807512
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>>131805948

MY SIDES ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN PLEASE GET THEM OFF EM THEY'RE KILLING ME

more surfaces

>>131810597
NO.
NO.
NO.
I REFUSE THIS.
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE WITH MONEY WHO ARE THIS FUCKING UNCREATIVE AND LEGALLY IGNORANT.
NO.

>>131810597

>>131810597
>>131810930
This might actually have been a legitimate ad though, since the first tv aired trailer for ME3 was during an episode of the Walking Dead.

>>131810597
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

>>131810930
Remember kids only corporations and big companies are allowed to violate copyright laws

DING DONG BAN YOU!

This message was brought to you by the glorious leaders of the U.S. Government

>>131810597
It is the exact same picture but edited with shep and the reaper dick laser thing.

Holy fuck Bioware...

>>131810597

Is there a link to that gamestop ad? I can't find it anywhere.

>>131810597

>>131810597
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

>game companies crying about piracy

YOU FUCK RIGHT OFF

>>131811368
http://social.bioware.com/forums/forum/1/topic/323/index/9347741/1

ALREADY 50 DOWNVOTES

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/ql287/mass_effect_3_tali_vs_stock_photo_spoilers/

BIODRONE COVERUP IN AFFECT MUST NEGATE BIODRONE DOWNVOTES

>>131811196

>>131810597
It just doesn't end.

And thus the day came, when a common enemy showed it's true colors, and former enemies had to put aside differences to bring down the beast.

Gentlemen, we can put aside our differences for a moment and bring down Bioware (or at least cause a fiasco)....

The walking dead was part of a marketing deal with the show, so that's excusable, I GUESS.

>>131811062
Of course, nobody would probably say anything about it if ME3 had anything that wasn't copied from somewhere else.

>>131810597
I got a laugh out of this. Sad this is I'm only 80% sure this is fake; I know /v/ goes overboard a lot, but that Tali really destroyed what little credibility they had left. gg EA

>>131811514

OK, that's gotta be an intentional play on the Walking Dead promo. No way they did that thinking no one would notice.

>>131811756
Why is the a coke can in the last pic?

>>131811854

Ever heard of subtle prop placement?

Take out the subtle

>>131810597
No way. This can't be real, I mean seriously,
what the flying fuck?

>>131811756
This >>131810597

>>131811854
Stream ad.

From rededit:
>And this is so different from getting their own model and taking a picture how? It's not like they just went and downloaded it off the internet. Discussion is still discussion. If they found a picture that fit what they decided she should look like, then why waste the time and resources to reproduce it? You people and this hive mind BS are getting out of control. Try to look at this without your hate of Bioware and EA clouding the issue.

>Keep in mind, I'm plenty irked about real things wrong with the story ending so please keep the fanboy nonsense to a minimum if you please. I just think this is ridiculous and shows the mentality of the people trying their best to make the game look bad. You're not doing anything but preaching to a ridiculous like-minded choir who are far more brainwashed than the so called biodrones you spit your venom at so easily... Just take a second and think about how ridiculous you're being.


OH GOD THIS IS GLORIOUS!

>>131810597

>>131811756

thanks brah. this will help me bring the truth to these biodrone heathens

>>131811854
it was from a stream, the guy who was doing it, had it as some sort of ad

>>131810597
This ad is not fake, but Bioware didnt steal it either. the ME CGI trailer played during The Walking Dead be, it was intentional

>>131811683
>>131805948
Reminds me of a big hack in the comic's industry

FUCKING GREG LAND

The fucker is so bad he uses porn to trace action scenes for female characters, pic definitely related

>>131811995

>>131810597
>>131812108
>>131811995
not today

This is what Tali was supposed to look like.

>
GUESS YOU HAVE TO PLAY MULTIPLAYER THEN

"I did every proper quest I could find in Mass Effect 3, made sensible decisions that didn’t conflict with my choices in the previous games, and brought people together. But I still got a gallingly bleak ending.

That’s because I’d never played the multiplayer. It’s a co-op mode where you and up to three other players have to survive waves of AI enemies and complete objectives. If you succeed, you get an increase to your Readiness rating – a percentage by which your single player War Assets are multiplied by. These are specific to each sector of the galaxy, so if you have a lot of War Assets in the Terminus Systems, you’ll gain more by playing on a multiplayer map set in the Terminus Systems.

It’s all rather… dirty. Presumably they’re trying to encourage you to try the multiplayer because to do well in it, you have to buy or earn unlockable items, and you can get these for real money. But they’re doing it by hurting your single player game, slapping a good playthrough with a bad ending as a penalty for not playing co-op. Even if you like co-op, it’s not unreasonable to want to play through the single player first."

>>131811724
Yes, however Gamestop stole the Bioware promotional ad and used it for their own ad. The Walking Dead told them to take it down, that is why it is hard to find now.

>http://social.bioware.com/forum/Mass-Effect-3/Mass-Effect-3-General-Discussion-No-ME3-Spoilers-a
llowed/Just-a-quick-question-before-I-begin-my-adventure-9668369-1.html

Whoever posted that should've done it in the "spoilers allowed" section.

I'M DYING

THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE

Still amazed that /v/ cares so much about what everyone else is playing or enjoying]/spoiler]. I don't know why.

>>131811683
Nah, that's really reaching on that one.

You would only discredit yourself by including that in this image:
>>131811756

>>131810554
what movie is this?

>>131812084
Worst part is, is that casuals to comics used to , or still buy his comics in droves because he's so "talented". Hell the fucker even traces his own work from time to time. But anyhow this is a /co/ topic, so I'll just stop here.

>>131812257
You're not....not serious right? So if you don't play the multiplayer you get the shit ending. That doesn't sound right.

Too bad Tali only has like 3 fingers and that human has like 5

nice try Anon XD

>>131811993

"you may call us biodrones but you're EVEN MORE INDOCTRINATED THAN US BECAUSE YOU HATE EVERYTHING BIOWARE FOR NO REASON"

So... you're admitting biodrones actually are brainwashed? Also, people don't hate everything Bioware has done. Just now. Most people loved SWKOTOR

Wasn't that image proven to be a shop like a gorillion times.

Don't tell me you fags are still buying the "Ashley is a transexual" bullshit too are you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIP73xIAPLU

^

>>131812458
It is a shop. That's the entire point.

>>131812224

Walking dead one was a collaberation between AMC and Bioware.

As much as I'd love to say they stole it, you a retard if you didn't know that.

>>131812414

No, it's been disproved. You can get the readiness rating to 100% without Multiplayer.

Also the Walking dead ad was entirely intentional. They had a partnership for that ad because the first mass effect 3 ads came from that television show.

>>131812414
Yep, you cannot obtain the multipliers by other means for a perfect ending. I myself have no access to Live, so thats me fucked.

>>131812458

Funny that you are the first person to mention this in the past 3 threads about this.

>>131812536
No I mean as in it's not fucking real.

someone fill me in as to what's going on here.
i saw 4 threads on the front page of /v/ but i nobody has explained it yet.

I am fucking mortified by this sacrilege

I don't know whether I should laugh or facepalm my face into the orbit

>>131812613

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYOeaV0Daic

You tell me.

>>131812613
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYOeaV0Daic
You still won't believe this shit, I can tell

>>131812594
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell. /v/ likes to believe everything it sees posted as 100% proof. Just like that Ashley is a tranny thing which EVEN IN THE FUCKING POST SAYS IT'S MEANT TO TROLL YOU.

>Who cares!? No one even liked Tali, and they added new members who are 100 times better.

>Jessica Chobot can rustle my jimmy any day, and Kurk BrickStone is the most badass and deep character they've made in their entire careers.

>You should be thankful and stop trolling these forums! >:V

>Please respond, mods.

>Posted by 18.99 Plus Tip

>18.99 Plus Tip

Which of you was it?

>>131812669

Tali is, besides Garrus, the most popular fan character. Hence, her face reveal is one of the biggest things this game can undertake. What bioware did, was take a photo, provided some minor touch-up in photoshop and called it tali. It's a huge fuck you.

>>131812510
Beautiful.

>>131812414
You can get the best ending through single player alone, but you pretty much need to 100% the game and all the side quests to reach the number. Multiplayer casuals can reach it easy as fuck with the multiplier system and grinding for points.

>>131805948
>Bioware in charge of orinality

Wow I'm not even mad anymore about this game. Its just pathetic, every day more and more shit gets uncovered. What a great series it could have been, but good old bioware sure knows how to ruin a series really fast

>>131812683
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYOeaV0Daic


DAT FUCKING TOLD

>>131810597
GOD SERLIOUSLY
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>>131812071
You guys are blinded by hate, you're actin like fools

>>131812383
Children of Men

>>131812683
>>131812789
that's edited by a fan you idiots
just like the fake ending from some days ago

IT'S NOT REAL, BIOWARE IS AMAZING AND THEY WOULDN'T DO SOMETHING SO SHITTY, YOU IDIOTS

>>131812789
>>131812683
Meh, I'm still not buying it. I guess I'll find out in my Dr. Doom run when I actually romanced the skank.

>>131812084

you don't actually think they modeled ash after a tranny do you?

>>131812894
Good try champ, the ending is real and that picture is real.

>>131812862
That's actually crafty.

>>131812894
Fuck, you almost had me there for a second.

They are even less professional then Notch. Jesus Christ, how horrifying.

>>131812894
Dude, that's not how you impersonate a biodrone. You're being too obvious.

>>131812925
You've got to be kidding me..

wait, what was the coke thing about?

was it subliminal coke ads or something?

>>131812938
Look at the evidence champ, it's all there capisce.

I am lelling so hard at how shit this game is.

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>>131813026
I heard it was more like superliminal ads.

I almost want to play this game to see if any of this shit is true or if /v/ is just pulling shit out of their asses.

If you haven't seen it yet. Oh man, I hope this guys sues BioWare out the ass

Sauce:

http://derecv2.deviantart.com/gallery/#/dpqs6e

OH GOD MY SIDES

THIS IS THE BEST SHIT EVER

SPREAD IT EVERYWHERE

Oh my GOD bioware is officially dead this day.

First, a tranny Ashley, second, calling everyone who hates their game a homophobe, then THIS?!

Dear LORD this is the funniest shit ever if its true.

>>131813026

Coke zero streamer advertises it at the bottom right of his stream. He played the whole game for us, hence all of the initial spoilers came from him meaning that coke zero was displayed for all these screenshots that came from the playthrough.

>>131811517
>rbreaded
>have someone on steam from /v/ steam id thread named breaded

>>131813061
got a screenshot of this?

was it in the game itself?

>>131811517
>ALREADY 50 DOWNVOTES

>BIODRONE COVERUP IN AFFECT MUST NEGATE BIODRONE DOWNVOTES

Because you had a fucking game-ruining spoiler in the image you stupid shit

If you want to spread this around, why would you do so in a format that people would hate you, the poster, and downvote it so no one sees it

I swear to god we give reddit so much shit for being dumb but then you idiots pull garbage like this.

You dumb fuck

You blew it

b.b.b.bbb..but AAA

>>131813085
>calling everyone who hates their game a homophobe

woah woah woah. source?

>>131813108
oh right, hahahaha

>>131813085
>First, a tranny Ashley, second, calling everyone who hates their game a homophobe

Dunno about these but all of the rest is 100% legit, a simple Youtube search and visit to the links in the pictures will give anyone the whole picture.

>>131813073
if it wasnt public domain then they are fully entitled to fuck these dudes in the ass.

>>131806578
oh god that picture

Any gay people hate this game?

Would do wonders to counter the homophobe statements.

>>131813157
http://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2012/03/06/mass-effect-3s-gay-romance-option-leads-to-user-back
lash-on-metacritic/

There's another site that did it too, i think gameinformer, but i'm gonna settle this with the one out of laziness.

>>131813215
>Take gun
>Shoot faggot in face

>>131813085
Ashley has a dick????????????

>>131813134
Pffft, just reformat it and repost it later.

Reddit idiots eat up reposts man, just gotta wait a little bit for this one to die entirely

>>131813085
>Still believing the Ashley thing
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

EA in charge of original content.

Comedy Gold

>ttgl fags thinking their shitty anime villian is original

>>131813261
i have a pair of uncles who are big into starwars franchises and games. they are gay

they might have played the series, ill ask them later on.

>>131813291

www.gameranx.com/updates/id/5411/article/bioware-institutes-zero-tolerance-policy-on-communit
%20y-forums/

Scroll down to STANRYYYS quote, halfway through the page.

THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

>>131813291
>Original article says "There's a lot of troll posts going around such as this one:" which then links to a stupid article by Stanley Woo who isn't even an employee saying Ashley is a tranny
>People on /v/ cannot into reading and decide that this means Bioware officially says Ashley is a tranny
>/v/ eats it up with a spoon and doesn't bother listening to facts

>>131813273
broken link

>>131811993

The drone is strong in this one.

I wish you guys make this same effort to find similarities on skyrim, red dead redemption hell even halo on the internets, OH RIGHT THOSE AREN'T EA/BIOWERE THEY ARR THE SURCC OF EVIL HURRRRR!!!

dammit /v/ this is why /tv/ trolls you sweet

so that's why her hand is so fucked up, they simply cut off two fingers lazy bastards

>>131813134
>spoil the game and ruin the story experience for a lot of redditors
I see nothing wrong with this.

Why does Tali kill herself?

>>131813341
SHHH JUST KEEP SPREADING IT ITS TOO FUNNY NOT TO

>>131810597
That's explainable.
The TV trailer for ME3 aired during a Walking Dead episode.

>>131813261
I'm pretty sure any gay person who's not a huge faggot hates this game.

I just don't understand why they could have one of their artists paint a portrait instead. Shit takes a few hours at most. Lazily photoshopping a royalty-free image is just a cockslap to the fanbase and to anyone with more than half a brain.

Fucking ridiculous, whomever approved this shit should be fired.

>>131807440
fuck you

>>131811517
>http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/ql287/mass_effect_3_tali_vs_stock_photo_spoilers/
How is this not safe for work?

>>131813261
I'm gay and I despise this game and the company that made it.

>>131813583
The strong association with gay sex.

>>131813485

That's weird, once you enter through the link alone it comes up broken apparently.

It's the first link in this google search:

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=forbes+gay+romance+mass+effect+3&oq=forbe
s+gay+romance+mass+effect+3&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=3&gs_upl=5361l11261l0l11490l34l
30l0l0l0l0l299l3575l0.21.3l24l0&gs_l=serp.3...5361l11261l0l11490l34l30l0l0l0l0l299l3575l0j21j3l2
4l0

>>131813504
it would take more than 2 pages of google images to find similarities there. we're lazy, but bioware are too.

in fact, bioware and /v/ were made for each other. /v/ loves to hate, loves to find people to hate, laugh at stupidity, be dissapointed and so on. shit, they even got badminds and misandry and fat people and asians and more and more.

Its like willy wonkas chocolate factory of rage, and /v/ is the spoiled bitch who gets killed by squirrels

>>131813570

OH THEY'LL NEVER FIND OUT LETS CONTINUE TO BATHE IN MONEY

Goddamn I hate this company so much now.

This shit NEEDS to be spread around, we need to e-mail this shit to news people and shit.

This is fucking rediculous.

Alright /v/...I live in Edmonton.

I am willing to go over to BioWare tomorrow after class, with a "gift basket" as my "thanks" for ME3.

You guys decide what I put in that basket.

>>131813428
I just dont know anymore...

>>131810597
>>131812862
>Bioware haters acting like drones
Oh the irony

>>131813527

Because Shepard kills the entire quarian race

>>131813553
Well I haven't had a chance to play it yet, but I will say it's pretty damn disappointing how many corners they seemed to skip and such. I won't lie, Kaiden's romance is actually pretty well written, but the Cortez thing is fucking gay as hell.

However /v/ totally is homophobe, there's nooooo denying that.

>>131812510
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>>131812510
fucking gold

>>131813690
hamburgers

>>131813690
Shit in the basket.

>>131813030

ash has something like a hooked nose. the top of the tranny's nose curves the opposite way.

ash's lips are thicker. especially her bottom lip.

the tranny's cheekbones are higher near the side of her face. ash's cheekbones are more high near the bottom of her eyes.

the bottom of ash's chin curves immediately upwards. tranny's chin does not.

ash's jaw seems more wider and well, the eyebrows are easy to tell apart.

>>131813690
Anthrax

>>131813690
hamburgers

>>131813690

Shit in the basket.

I mean literally shit in the basket. Squad down over it, drop a few logs, cover it up, and just hand it right the fuck over.

>>131813428

>Ashley is a tranny.

Are....are you serious?

God dammit, Bioware. I mean, I support gay rights and all that but what the fuck are they trying to accomplish by putting "yayhomozexuals!" all over this game? They're trying way too hard.

Jesus.

>>131813817
that isnt enough of a difference to say it isnt used as reference

>>131813690
Twelve day old French bread.

THOSE BASTARDS WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO ENJOY THAT

NOT EVEN IF THEY TOAST IT

>>131813690
Bombs, tons of bombs.

>>131813740

>less than a month ago there were trap threads almost daily
>/v/ is totally a homophobe dude

can someone match the charcters with these?

I really love to play Mass Effect 3™!

I am going to tell all of my friends to play Mass Effect 3™ too!

80 bucks for "digital deluxe"

what the fuck? do a lot of people actually buy that?

also:

>looking for simcity games on origin to dl
>they sell the simcity box with sc4, societies, destinations, carnival all for $20
>but not as a direct dl
>all games have to be purchased separately for $20.00 each if I want to dl them
>mfw

>>131813690
Nobody fucking cares you faggot.

>>131813902

that's not proof.

BOBBY KOTICK SEEMS NICER AND NICER PERSON EACH PASSING DAY

>>131813949
those were juts a bunch of trolls
people were tricked into fapping to traps

Dance Dance Revolution 3

>>131813949
/v/ thinks that traps totally aren't gay at all. And that only fags like mussel girls and reverse traps. It's like how chris chan is a tom girl, but also hates gays.

>Kaidan is a possible romantic partner for both male and female Shepard in Mass Effect 3.
Wait what
Is seriously everyone in ME3 either gay or bi?

>Hey Chris Buzon, you locked the other thread for being a dup. Can you lock this for its spoilers, or better yet outright delete it?

>How is this a spoil? The image has been on the internet for years!

>>131813949
Pft, yeah, like people fapping to trap threads means shit. Every time there's a thread about faggots or transexuals or whatever /v/ goes full /pol/ and slings around anecdotal evidence and poor analogies like they're going out of style.

>>131813678
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>>131813678
>MFW /v/ was Bioware all along and that's the true ending

I wonder why their companies like Activision don't take upon opportunities like this to further ruin their main competitors reputation?

Completely out of the loop here.

Is Bioware actually using stock images for their game? What's happening?

>>131813817
I have to agree with this guy. I think they just modeled Ashpile's face so poorly so poorly it was bound to look vaguely like one of the 9001 trannies out there on the internet.

>>131814110
Its only day one anon, the shitstorm has only just begun.

There will be bitching, mark my words.

Bitching on a global scale.

>>131814048
>Starship Troopers Helmet
Are you even trying, Bioware?

my problem is that it's an incredibly boring design.

"guess what guys, under the mask she was a hot girl all along who looks comfortably human and barely alien at all"

Can't be a woman in a game unless you're an airbrushed model, even if you're a fucking alien.

Grow some balls industry and challenge us.

>>131812228

Updated.

>>131814213
oh god! hahaha!!

>>131814110

Fucking read that in his voice

>>131814058
>Seriously everyone
Christ you people can't even sit down and actually hate something for the right reasons, you just foam at the mouth and throw feces and hope you hit something.

The gay/bisexual partners are your new Yoeman (lesbian), I guess Kelly counts still, Kaiden, Cortez (ship's pilot and requisitions officer), and I guess Liara if you count that.

That's not "everyone" dipshit.

>>131812276
>Really? Here you go man
is it still spoiler worthy? I sure as hell waited 3 games for an image i could google.

Bioware should hire Greg Land as an artist

>>131812228
>crab beast
>not lithe, delicious insect waifu
Nah.

>>131814312
They should start by hiring an artist, cause apparently they have a googler instead.

>>131814110
i think its the international business equivalent of a retarded kid in school. sure, he just shat himself, but hes retarded, you arent allowed to mention it

>>131814286
I think he was quoting the BSN forums, though I could be wrong.

What I want to know is: Why does Shephard have an image of Tali without her suit? Wouldn't standing outside on a nice sunny morning without a suit kill her?

You know, because of the immune system problems?

And when the hell would this have been taken and given to him anyway?

Why do you care about Tali, /v/? Wouldn't you rather cuddle up with your gay nigger from outer space husbando?

No?

too bad, you're gonna do it anyway, because if you don't you're a homophobe and we have no tolerance for homophobes.

ding dong bannu.

So whats up with Tally killing herself? Does she suicide because she knows that Shepherd is only interested in gay sex?

Can we actually hate the game for its glaring flaws instead of making shit up to hate on it?

Like really the game has enough to go on, why make up more?

>>131814394
Proves that there's foaming at the mouth on both sides

WAIT WAIT WAIT!

Did they take out the "It was all just a story" ending in the actual game?

>delusional faggots thinking bioware is a sinking ship
>Been posting pics of sinking titanic since TOR
>Still thinking something gonna change
>mfw EAbioware will make more money this week that any of /v/ delusional faggots could do in a lifetime

>>131814424
>quality bioware plot holes

>>131814435
>Nigger
I'm pretty sure he's a Mexican. Though his accent is fairly white.

>>131813690

print this >>131814260 out and put it in.

>>131806862

I don't see what the problem with the whole homosex thing is. Have not played the game yet, and if Ashley is really a tranny then that's just upsetting because of the retcon implications.

If you got upset because an npc hinted that he/she has/had a same-sex partner, then maybe you should just admit that you're uncomfortable with homosexuality. You can't say "I'm fine with gays but the shouldn't be telling me about their gayness". That doesn't even make any sense. Being "fine" with it means that you don't bat an eye when some dude mentions that he has a boyfriend. This really just shows how most of society are closeted (lol) homophobics or at least prejudiced towards homosexuals. Same-sex relations in media shouldn't be an issue if people really thought that it's acceptable and that they are just fine with it. Not sure why so many people are coming out getting their jimmies rustled by this, as all they are doing is revealing that they are closed-minded or prejudiced.

>>131814541
a lot of companies make more money than i do. I'm just a person.

>>131814541
>thinking profit = quality
ishiggitydiggitydog

>>131814532
shepard is keyser soze

>>131814424
>>131814546
She gave it to him right before she jumped off a cliff on her homeworld. Still doesn't explain how she get in that shirt or anything, but hey.

>>131814260
All of this makes me sad.


I am really actually sad guys. I didn't want this.

>>131814532
It was never "just a story." Liara unleashes a shitload of beacons similar to the original Prothean beacon in case Shepard and Co. fail in their mission. The "story" at the end is just showing that Shepard's exploits go down into a legendary status.

>>131814438
She commits honorable sudoku because the entirety of her people die out in a massive hail of gunfire from Geth ships because Shepard REALLY wanted those extra points.

bioware ruined themselves

thats it its over..bioware is finished

>>131814260
Add this

SW:TOR THREAD

>>131814751
I feel the same way, except the sadness has become rage.

Spread this shit around, really, show people and let them know how shit this is.

“A lot of people want to have her face revealed and obviously people are going to be pissed off either way,” said Watts. “Like ‘I thought she was going to look beautiful!’ or ‘I thought she was going to be the most hideous thing ever!’ So we’ve had a lot of debate over Tali’s face, but that’s the one we kind of dread a lot. We’re always ‘well, let’s talk about something else for a while!’ That’s something we’re going to have to decide.”

>WELL LETS USE SOME ROYALTYFREE IMAGE LOL

>>131814718
why'd she an hero?

>>131814541

>Not thinking for a minute that despite the amount EA and Bioware will get, this will ultimately lead to what happened to Atari and a bunch of other corporations back in 1983 due to their arrogance

>>131806862
>>131814629
>Gurren Lagann was the first to have a race of super advanced post-biological beings who eradicate civilizations to further their own interests
You STUPID fucking weeaboos.

>>131814860
See>>131814769

Real fucking quality product, Bioware. Take one of your most popular characters, show her face, and it's a fucking stock photo of a human woman with some bad photoshopping.
This is straight up insulting. You aren't entitled to my $60, you have to earn it.

>>131814965
>Hates bioware

>sages a bioware hate thread

>Inb4 the team behind Command and Conquer: Generals 2 is renamed to Electronic Arts Strategy

The gameplay is greatly improved, dialogue is still pretty good, scanning is kind of fun, there's a lot of shit that can happen depending on your choices. The game does some great stuff.

But man, it really suffers in certain glaring areas.

>>131814947
Wasn't the first but it is very well known by internet standards I'd say

>>131813864
>>131813863
>>131813798
>>131813820
>>131813924A game so atrocious in the respect of game design it's actually promoting vandalism/terrorism. GG Bioware.

>>131814951
So it only happens in the 100% run?
That's good to know.

Which reminds me: Does Garrus kill himself? He's the male of choice for FemShep, after all.

>>131815053
The Borg has been a part of sci-fi culture since the late 80s.

>>131814850
They should have just gone with one of the concept art faces.

Hell, they could have gone SHEPARD I PAINTED YOU A PICTURE OF ME SO YOU'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER and then just copypasted the concept art onto an in-game canvas and shit would be cool.

>>131814908

The only reason the last gaming crashed happened was because people got SMART and didn't trust the companies.
There's too many stupid people around today that will buy a game regardless if it's bad or not worth the money.
Unless EVERY SINGLE GAMING COMPANY starts doing what EA/Activision/Capcom is doing to the point where people have no choice but to speak out, there isn't going to be another crash.

Sorry.

>tali killing herself.

So much for waifu faggots.

>>131814686
>>131814659
You guys are ok, should hate less though

>>131815053
But not a lot of the younger generation(s) give a shit about Star Trek

>>131815037
You don't know what sage does, do you?

>>131813690

so what are you going to put into that basket?

>yfw nobody will care about this except /v/, it will be completely and utterly overshadowed by other stories about the game such as "BIGOT FANS MAD ABOUT FLAMING GAYNESS IN ME3" or "ME3 10/10 THE PERFECT GAMING EXPERIENCE BUY IT TODAY"

Face the facts, Jack, nobody but the most autistic waifu neckbeard is going to care about how they handled the Tali reveal in contrast with the rest of the game. All of you thinking this is the end of BioWare or Mass Effect 3's downfall are kidding yourselves.

I pirated the game this morning
Deleted it 15 mins later
>that feel when bandwidth remorse

>>131815397
0/10
Stop now.

>>131813690
I think you know what you must do.
No one may leave the building alive.
Godspeed.

>>131815318
>hate less
son, that was my first post in an ME3 thread all day.
i've been lurking in some others and have no intention of buying the game. still on the fence about pirating it.

>>131806863
It was delicious.

>>131815059
Nah, Garrus can die though. Also Tali only dies if you can't make peace between the Quarian and Geth.
If you
>Make peace between Tali and Legion
>Don't get Tali exiled
>Do some ME3 sidequests involving quarian generals
>Destroy the Heretic Geth instead of rewriting them
You can make peace. If you rewrote the Heretics instead you need to do more sidequests to get more invisible peace points, but if you can still make peace that way, you get an extra bonus from all of those rewritten geth.

Basically if you can't make peace, choose the Geth over the Quarians because they're worth more points and nobody likes the quarians anyway.

>>131815253
And that's what gets to me the most. If it was simply a random game, then fine, fuck it none of my business. But knowing that this will sell MILLIONS, going to facebook and seeing scores of my acquaintances be convinced it's the best thing ever that will only serve to further propagate this behavior in the industry makes me physically ill.

>>131807512
>Xarathox
>i support a bearded commander shepard.
OH MAH BAWLS

SO
IS TALI DEAD
LIKE, SUPER DEAD

I KNOW AN ASSLOAD OF YOU ROMANCED HER SO WHAT HAPPENS

I don't even like Mass Effect and will never play it, but fuck this shit is unacceptable.

>>131815330
Honestly I'd think a lot more younger people know what Star Trek is than they do Gurren Lagann.
Given that this is also is a western Sci-Fi game it's very likely they got the idea for the reapers from things like The Borg and pretty much everything else listed here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_assimilating_races