It was funny the fist time.

What the shit is this?

WHAT? They just buffed pocket sand! I totally rebuilt my Rusty Shackleford main unto a vanilla Dale and they pull THIS shit?

Fucking hell.

>>130511267
I have not seen this exact thread before, I will eagerly await to see what it contains. Surely it will have a fresh take on a already stale and childish idea.

>>130511418
Pocket sand is one of my favorite spells so far. Though boomhaur is still the most OP char in the game. That fucking car nuke is bull, can't even pocketsand him while he is casting it.

>nerf Dale, one of the weakest classes
>in the meanwhile, buff Cotton, the most overused and overpowered character

Jesus christ, the devs are fucking retarded

>>130511418

Try Bounty Hunter build, it's very underrated. Or you could just go back to Dale's Dead Bug.

>mfw last night I completely frame trap some bobby scrub playing as dale, even after bobby's uppercut buff

>>130511351
the joke is that its not a real game. but you pretend it is! XD

>>130511543
>implying dale is weak

Bitches don't know about my catlike reflexes.

I bet you play bobby, scrub. People like you shouldn't be commenting on game balance. I'm still going to be getting tons of points without my OP pocketsand anyway.

>>130511543
Dale is still great if you build him with agility and martial arts.

You pretty much become un-hittable with squirrel tactics aura.

That's real funny, real fucking funny.

So is anyone having trouble with the quest to destroy Hank's shed for Cotton? I keep getting to it but it keeps glitching on me and I really need Cottons faction bonus for dale

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>>130511267
Not even kidding, what is this?

>>130511535
>boomhaumer
>OP

It's only seems OP it has high skill ceilling. Most people cant do jack with it

Better have to face this character than any noob spamming "THATS MY PURSE" trying to get some easy kills

This isn't video games.

wtf is this shit?

I gave Khan his medicine yet he refuses to take it because hes all sad and shit!

at least the King Of The Hill gamemode is still kinda fun dispite the nerf on Dale

>mfw my dale is specialized in pesticides so when pocket sand gets nerfed to death I laugh

>finish Tammi's escort missions
>acquire sweet hat

You 'mirin?

>>130511936
>this is what boomhaur players actually believe

Plus he gets -20% off all prices with his smooth talker passive.

>>130512040

brazzers

Bitches don't know bout my Barber Bill

>Mfw

>doing some gay as hell quest line at some office business as Dale
>"when the fuck does this get fun"
>suddenly COCKROACHES EVERYWHERE
>AoE the fuck out of all of them, trying to manage health and keep my Poison Gas points up
>run out of gas and start looting the office for shitty weapons like Sticky Notes and Staplers
>finally bash the last cockroach in with my fucking shoe
>quest completed
>leveled up three times at once

Best quest line ever

>Not maining Hank

Afterburn in this game kicks ass, his propane acsessorizer makes TF2's pyro look like a kid with matches.

He really has a poor time with Bobbys though, I swear to you that boy.

Reported for non-vidya IMAGINATION THREAD GUISE. Fuck off samefag.

how do i rais bugs as boby??/

al bugs i get just die when i try 2 kep them ;_;

John Redcorn master race.

Get on my spiritual level.

/flowing hair

>>130512083
Fucking every Hank player wears that, though. It really takes away from the uniqueness of it. My Hank is rocking the Jeans West era hairstyle.

King of The Hill Episode 1

Peggy's Revenge

Rated TV-14

S Smoking

MV Mild Violence

"Did you enjoy your lobster," asked Hank Hill. "It was d-liscious," said his wife Peggy. As they do every year on their anniversary Hank took his wife Peggy out to a fancy French restaurant and got her drunk on champagne. Hank had looked forward to this for a long time since it was one day he was guaranteed sex. "So Peggy, are you ready to do it?," Hank said with a smile. "Come on let's go to the bedroom," Peggy said.

Peggy trudged over to the bedroom stripped naked, laid on the bed, and spread her legs. "Honey, before you fuck me how about a little foreplay, eat me out or something." said Peggy. "Ha-ha," laughed Hank, "Don't be ridiculous. Do you know who invented eating pussy? The French, that's who. And I am not about to eat pussy like some faggot Frenchman. Now get ready for what's coming."

>playing Hank
>trying to grind some propane sales
>some faggot joins my store and starts making ridiculous demands
>can't kick him because he has some sort of "drug addicted" buff that makes it so we can't fire him
>all the other employees start acting like faggots too
>finally get mad and leave the server
>right afterward the buff runs out and he gets kicked
>rejoin
>grind my propane sails
>mfw the whole time

Why the hell is there a buff that makes you unkickable? That's bullshit. What were they thinking?

>>130512286
Hank undressed slowly. Peggy watched in disgust as her overweight husband's man bosoms and belly came into sight. Hank then took of his pants exposing his 3 ½ inch wiener. "Yup, you married one sexy man Peggy," said Hank admiring his body which he kept shaved hairless below the neck. Hank climbed up getting into position. He then thrust forward several times missing Peggy's beaver and hitting her thigh. "Ohhhhh Gawwwwwd!," Hank shouted in ecstasy as he blew his load all over Peggy's leg.

After that Hank rolled off of Peggy and quickly fell asleep. Peggy cleaned her self up and went to the kitchen. She was so frustrated that she grabbed a bottle of Wild Turkey from the liquor cabinet and started taking shots. She was fed up with Hanks gross appearance, poor performance in bed, and most of all his small penis. She had had enough it was there she decided she was going to have an affair.

The next day was just another day as usual. Peggy cooked bacon and eggs for Hank and Bobby then sent them off to work and school respectively. After she had finished cleaning up she grabbed her keys to drive to the grocery store. About half way to the store however Peggy realized she didn't have her purse so she turned back. She didn't make any noise as she entered the house and when she looked in the den what she saw surprised her.

>>130512153

Hank is borderline OP already, THAT'S MY PURSE is designed to counter him. And it's nullified by support Peggys anyway.

>>130512250
John Redcorns are great healers. I had a real good one on my friends list once. Whenever I wasn't around he always kept my Nancy friend company.

What a bro

>>130512358
It was Lucky, her niece Luanne's fiance and he was jacking off to a porno. Peggy's jaw dropped from what she saw. Lucky's cock must have been ten inches long and thick too. He was just sitting there jacking off to a scene of a guy having sex with Siamese twins. Peggy was instantly wet and without thinking her hand moved up her skirt and she was rubbing her pussy. Lucky tensed up and ejaculated all over the couch. The sight was to much for Peggy and she came like a banshee screaming for dear life. Then she fainted.

"What's going on Peggy?," asked Lucky. Peggy slowly opened her eyes seeing Lucky standing over her naked. She began to blush from embarrassment and arousal. "I am so sorry. It's just I have never seen a cock like that in my life." "Really," smirked Mike, " Hank doesn't do it for you in bed." "God no Hank is terrible. He has a teeny tiny dick, won't eat pussy, and can't last 5 seconds without cumming, and and…,"Peggy began to cry. "That's awful. I recon we oughta teach Hank a lesson." said Lucky. "Really" said Peggy. "Really" Lucky said.

That evening Hank came walking in through the door when out of nowhere someone threw a sack over his head. "Wha-ha," Hank shouted. He was in complete shock. The unseen assailant then punched Hank in the stomach hard sending him to the ground. He tried to reach for the sack that was blinding him but some one looped a rope around his neck and started strangling him. Hank blacked out.

>unlock octavio in the new update
>oh shit new char
>no str
>no agi
>no intel
>only 4 skills
>all bad

wtf is this shit

What's with all the faggot Hank players? A good Buck Strickland can take on 2 hanks at once and come out unscathed? Why don't you play a real class? Oh right, it takes actual skill and you can't just hammer your BWAAAH Kick Your Ass macro.

>>130512328
Its because of people using Propane Stores as ingame sex brothels and for farming. Something had to be done! SOMETHING HAD TO BE DONE!

Even Cleveland Show is better than this redneck bullshit.

>>130512486
>implying octavio doesn't make mad cash from all the odd jobs and insurance fraud he commits.

He's just a money making alt tbh.

>>130512468
When Hank came to he was naked, tied to a chair, and still had a sack over his head. He heard snickering. "What the fuck is going on here. You assholes better let me go or I am going to kill you," shouted Hank. Lucky walked over and pulled the sack off Hank's head. "Oh my God!," Hank said stunned. He could not believe what he saw; his wife was naked and making out with John Redcorn who was also naked and Lucky was standing there laughing also naked. "Peggy how could you," Hank said shocked. Peggy answered him, "Just shut the fuck you worthless tird. I have needs that have never been satisfied and now you can watch how real men with normal sized penises and urethras fuck." "But Peggy," Hank began to blubber.

Instantly a smack caught him in the side of the head. Lucky said, "You don't do or say anything unless you are told or I'll hurt you bad. Do you understand?" Hank nodded his head yes. "Okay John Redcorn why don't you show this bitch what you've got," laughed Lucky. "With pleasure," said John. Peggy grabbed Redcorn's dick and started rubbing it to erection. "Oh my," Peggy was amazed by it's size it was even longer than Lucky's and as wide as her forearm. His scrotum looked like a deflated football. "How big is it?" "Fifteen inches and I'm going to make you take it all."

John Redcorn started fucking Peggy like an animal. He fucked her hard with long fuck strokes fucking his cock in her all the way to the balls. I watched on in horror for what seemed like an eternity as Peggy had one screaming orgasm after another. After about two hours of fucking and more orgasms than Hank could count Redcorn let out a grunt and filled Peggy with his nut juice. When he pulled out Hank could see what looked like gallons of semen leaking from his wife cooze.

>main Connie
>mfw whenever some scrub Bobby player uses THAT'S MY PURSE on me

The fuck are they nerfing Pocket Sand for? Sure, it blinded for fucking ever, but Bobby's dog-dance routine stuns all nearby enemies and deals damage that cannot miss, along with a faster cooldown that Pocket Sand. They need to fucking nerf Bobby, not Dale!

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WATCH OUT, NO FUN POLICE DETECTED

>>130512582
Lucky started untighing Hank. "All right Hank. I hope your hungry," he laughed. "Oh God! No, you want me to eat Peggy's cunt with all that cum in it. No fucking way!" Hank made his way for the door but Redcorn punched him in the side of the head making him fall to the ground. "I warned you," said Lucky. John held Hank down while Lucky walked over and began rummaging through Peggy's closet. He found what he was looking for; a pin cushion. Lucky pulled a long thin needle from the pin cushion. "Hank I think its about time I did something about you're narrow urethra," said Lucky. "You wouldn't," begged Hank. Peggy chimed in, "Do it Lucky. This is payback for years of crappy narrow urethra sex." Hank started screaming at the top of his lungs trying to escape Redcorn's grip but it was no use, he was to weak compared to the native american. Lucky slowly inserted the long needle down hanks urethra blood started coming out as the needle hit the other end. Hank gave up struggling and just started crying. "Funny thing about these needles. They're very brittle. If you try to bend them they just snap," said Lucky. Hank looked on in horror as Lucky reached down and grabbed his dick. Lucky began bending Hank's dick with the needle still in it and sure enough the needle broke into shards piercing the insides of Hank's miniscule digit. Hank screamed again and passed out from the pain.

>>130512579
fuck

i though octavio would be sweet like chuck and his trumpets.

we really need more support classes

>>130512328

Try using Souphanousinphone Hacking to build a Propane Bot. Thoose things can call police to make arrests as well as clean up the store, not to mention they do a high amount of DPS. Almost overpowerd, really. Enjoy it while it lasts

Someone edit this so the player is Hank or Dale, and all the BRs are Khan

>>130512620

That requires a Ladybird companion though, and she's weak as shit.

I'm sick of the Luanne waifufags.

>>130512685
When hank came to Redcorn, Lucky, and Peggy were all doubled over in laughter and his genitals were soaked in his own blood. "So bitch are you ready to clean up Redcorn's splooge," asked Peggy. "Yes. I'll do anything just please don't hurt me any more." said hank. Hank crawled up between Jenny's legs and began cleaning her pussy with his mouth. It was disgusting. There must have been cups of semen in her cunt and it smelled and tasted so bad I thought I might puke. Some one entered the room from behind hank just as he was finished.

"Knock Knock." It was Dale Hank's neighbor. "Hiya Hank. Guess what? I'm going to be you're videographer," said Dale as he began setting up a camera on a tripod. "This is so cool now we are both cuckolds Hank." Dale looked around. "Aw heck. Did I miss the feeding?" "Yah you did. But don't worry I have an idea. Dale start filming. Lucky, John hold Hank down." ordered peggy. The men all did as they were told. Peggy then squatted over Hank's face and started grunting. "Open your mouth Hank" said Peggy. Hank did as he was told. A moment later a big brown turd began coming out of Peggy's anus and slid right into Hank's mouth. Hank thought about spitting it out but didn't because he knew what the consequences would be. Hank was already chewing and swallowing the shit before Peggy was all the way done. Hank thought he was done when Peggy announced, "after all that fudge you must be thirsty Hank how about some fresh squeezed lemonade to wash it down." Peggy began pissing into Hank's mouth making him drink all her urine.

>>130512721
He is one of the better supports. Intimidation aura needs to be nerfed, lowers the defenses of all enemies nearby by 20 and has a 15 sec cooldown on with an aoe fear.

>>130512620
They will never nerf bobby. Too many noobs main him., and they will all jump on them if they do what should have been done for so many years. We'll always have to deal with those unskilled faggots

>>130512810
After Peggy finished John Redcorn and Lucky took turns first shitting in and then pissing in Hank's mouth. Hank had so much human feces and urine in him that his stomach was stretched out like he had just eaten thanksgiving dinner. Hank rolled over and vomited some of it back up on the floor. "Oh my god hank that's fucking disgusting. Were you raised in a barn." said Peggy. "I'm sorry" said Hank. "Well start cleaning it up fuck head," shouted Redcorn. Hank got down on his knees and started eating the vomited shit back up. It took all his strength not to vomit again. Lucky took Hank and tied him back up to the chair.

>that one Bill character in every server who does nothing but chats on General chat and asks people to be his in game girlfriend

>mfw servers shut down next week and Family Guy online is released

Can't fucking wait

>2012
>Using pocketshit
Only scrubs play pocket sand,True pros max out agility and gun club.

>>130512968
Pfff, it will be F2P in a week.

>6 sages
it's like /v/ was made yesterday

On topic, I finally got Patch Boomhauer to join my crew. I know people say he's a useless piece of shit, but I like a good challenge.

>>130512943
>every bill that stats into BILLDOZER and wrecks shit

>>130512932
"I don't know about you guys but all this excitement has me horny," said Lucky as he started to get undressed. "Hey Redcorn how about we do a three way this time you take Peggy's butt ill take her poon." Peggy said in a sultry voice, "Ooo, that sounds hot. I never let Hank put his wieney in my butt." Dale shouted in, "this'll look great on video. How about I add some background music?" "Good idea do it," said Lucky. Dale went over to the radio and switched on Trivisano. Hank started shouting, "Oh God no. Not Trivisano. I hate Trivisano. He sucks. I only like the Maxwell show." Lucky said, "shut up Hank or I'll cut your cock off," as he began fucking Peggy's cunt. "I don't care this show sucks cut my dick off if you want but please change it to the Maxwell show." Everyone ignored Hank as he started foaming at the mouth. The camera focused in on Peggy getting pounded at both ends. Peggy was in ecstasy Lucky and John were fucking in unison. "It's all the empty headed loser Democrats that keep electing cigarette thieves like Art Modell to public office." That was all Peggy had to hear her pussy and anus both started convulsing as she had the most powerful orgasm of her life. That got Lucky and John going and they both started cumming as well filling both her holes.

"Wingo," said Dale, "that was awesome. We should put this on utube." "Good idea," said Redcorn. Hank was incredibly embarrassed. Dale showed the video to everyone on Rainey Street, Peggy showed the video to all of the kids at Tom Landry Junior High, and the video became number one on you tube. It was viewed so many times Leno even showed it on The Tonight Show. Irregardless of all the embarrassment caused by the incident Hank was happy because he knew he had learned a valuable lesson.

The End

>>130512975

>questing in the forest with my group
>low on health after fighting level 59 Racoon
>some Dale player didn't bring food so he starts eating random mushrooms
>gets "Hallucinations" status effect
>runs back into town and starts stealing and killing other players
>mods ban him

>>130512943
>not RPing Bill for shits and giggles every once in a while

>mfw sitting through that John Redcorn starts a band bullshit sidequest
It's like they wanted to make another movie for the PS3

>>130512975
>not maxing agi+Monkey Style with a splash of Squirrel Tactics

Don't mind me, just never getting touched

>>130513072

Too bad BILLDOZER hits you with massive cooldowns and penalties after the initial buffs. It's way too situational, maybe it's why so many Bills just spam chat in their downtime.

>"You where just slain by Buckley's Angel"

How does this even happen? I was in a one way corridor ready to shoot a Bill.

Anyone who says this game is shit has obviously never played it.

So here me and my freinds are playing in the lake when suddenly two assholes come over and gun directly for Bill, knocking him off his intertube and then running away. Our Hank uses Pro-Pain to throw a Propane tank at him and then our dale 'accidently' shoots it and it detonates in the air. Meanwhile it just turns out to be an alt of Boomhaur.

>>130513732
Somebody used teh trampoline warp and camped on the angel until it respawned.

>my face when Boomhauer patch

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, i lol'd

>>130513072
Why wouldn't they? Immunity to all slowing effects plus the stamina buff it gives for 25s is OP. You can just walk through pocket sand like it is confetti. The cool down is kind of long however.

>Killing Fields of the Funcenter quest
>have full party of Dale, Bill, and Boomhaur
>I'm Hank
>Bout to fight Cain's punk ass
>they bail on me

>playing Kahn
>some self entitled shit head calls me a "banana" in chat
>obviously doesn't know I maxed out my parenting tree
>use "Tiger Dad Shout" to summon 100 Connie's
>Keep smashing "Scold" key to keep feeding their Angst levels
>scrub logs off in total shame

>playing billdozer
>in crazy huge fight, 15 v 1
>pop all my buffs at once
>win, like a fucking BOSS
>suddenly game blacks out
>when it starts back up all my skills are gone and I'm respeced as a vanilla Bill

What the fuck? Anybody else have this glitch? It's annoying as hell, normal bill is useless.

>playing Hank
>doing quest for my mother where I have to take her to some island or some shit
>"well this doesn't seem to hard"
>suddenly level 50 drunks everywhere
>get low on health
>only FUCKING CUCUMBER SANDWHICHES TO HEAL ME FUCK
>quest updates
>need to leave before boat sails away
>FUCKING TIMED ABOVEWATER GRANNY ESCORT

>>130514383
That's normal, bro. Billdozer is fucking game-breaking, so they had to patch it to only be used until you hit the rank of Private. You could always put some points into the Tank tree, but that had to be balanced by you randomly blacking out.

>>130514125
Because the debuffs of Lenore Bill are just too strong to give up for a temporary rape button. Bill is just supposed to be there to demoralize everybody.

>playing Hank
>some washed up Dallas Cowboy moves next door
>plays all fucking night, vandalizes my shit when I'm offline
>can't fight him myself
>NPC cops won't do shit

I swear, that Superbowl ring gives him damage immunity or something. What the fuck do I do?

They may have nerfed Dale, but you guys are completely forgetting the buff to Track Voles. It's 150yrds now ffs. Those pesky Bills will never sneak up on you again.

And let's not forget they upped the range on Attack Falcon, making it crazy op.

>>130514682
If you have Peggy in your crew, you can challenge them to Boggle. Usually scares them off if you have high stats on Peggy.

ITT: people having fun and 1 analwrangled sager

>>130514682
They will hostile him if you can provide one evidence. It's a team quest,though, and requires one Dale with the photography skill and monkey tactics, and a Kahn with provoke.

Christ the Pro-Pain minigame is so much fun

>Find Knife
>Throw Knife at noobs playing Pro-Pain
>Repeat, getting knife eatch time from Culinary store display
>Player using manager cheat comes up
>Wrecks shit on other players
>Whining can be heard
>Throw knife at his back
>Get 1000 PMs accusing me of hacking