Oh no what happened to Gaben?

Oh no! Not Jackie Chan!

https://www.change.org/petitions/reddit-to-tell-hamburger-helper-that-shes-a-worthless-pile-of-shit

>>130444369
God dammit

>>130444415
>Created by a fur faggot.

Hamburger time happens so sudden:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD0qyXMjb1s

RIP ;_;

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/115950-BioWare-Supports-Beleaguered-Writer

>BioWare is also making a donation of $1000 in Hepler's name to Bullying Canada, an anti-bullying charity.

>>130444972
Look at those comments, one guy speaks out and BioDrones come out of nowhere.

>>130444972
>anti-bullying

>>130444890
damn metalocalypse is awesome

>>130445052
Galo Sengen should have a superhero comic.
Seriously I can just smell potential.

god damn stop posting about this fucking beef house cunt

im so tired of seeing her slab face all over here

>Your face when this whole thing brings to light the fact that there are people who LIKE Hamburger Helper and ENJOY her writing.

Did she really die?

You're just jealous because I have a vagina and you can't get one!

Ur a faget Lindsay

>>130445259
>there are people who LIKE Hamburger Helper and ENJOY her writing.
I'm sorry, but Bioware employees don't count.

>>130445294
Folds between rolls of fat are not vaginas.

>>130445216
It already does.

Pic related.

>>130445294
Sh-shut up. The fact that I can't g-g-get any doesn't have anything to do with me hating your t-t-terrible writing.

>>130445052

In the video why does Piccolo turn into a saiyan?

>>130445418
Super Saiyan?
Piccolo was being given a dosage of G-A-L-O extract to make him part of the Gal declared master race.

>>130445465

Ah ok, that makes sense.

>>130444972
Whoever wrote that article should be shot.

>Bear in mind that this all happened five years ago - five years, people! - yet last week, for some reason, "gamers" took quotes from that interview, photoshopped them next to a picture of Hepler, added a pile of derogatory names and a second lengthy, entirely unattributed and far more incendiary quote, and put it up on Reddit, describing her as "the cancer that is killing BioWare." The internet, as it does, raged.

>>130445259
>there are people who LIKE Hamburger Helper and ENJOY her writing
and why can patients of mental asylums read her works? Who the hell brings them there?

>>130445528
We Reddit now.

But didnt we blame Reddit for a majority of this?

Young Jedi, can you accept the ultimate truth?

The Old Republic would have been shit even without Hepler.

>BioWare is also making a donation of $1000 in Hepler's name to Bullying Canada, an anti-bullying charity.

Like, really?

>>130445646

To get the money back they're going to release an additional DLC for ME3.

>>130445583
Fuck yes we did

>>130445646
>>130444972
>1000 dollars
Shit son, thats just sad, i didn't realize bioware was that strapped for cash even with all their DLC bullshit.

she got the job because

>she is married to another employee
>she is jewish

fact.

>>130445646
A thousand dollars, really? Bioware is digging deep into their wallet for this one

>>130445612
>The Old Republic would have been shit
>would have been shit
>implying implications

>>130445583
Not only did we blame them, they blamed themselves. They took all the heat, it was wonderful.

Guys..

I think we may have accidentally made her bigger and stronger. What with all this support and publicity.

I enjoy her writing.

>media totally ignores the unprofessional behaviour of the Bioware staff towards the public
>"BAWWW THEY ARE ATTACKING HER ;_;"
Jesus christ, could they suck EA's dick anymore for early previews and Ass-effect 3?

>>130445762
The bigger they are,

the harder they fall.

more like sweat princess

KILL YOURSELF GUYS

Dragon Age is my favorite game.

>>130445719
nope she got it because shes a women
thats it

>>130445752
>i stop reading midsentence

O BOY CAN't WAIT FOR MASS EFFECT 3

>>130445820

fato rolls of lard on top of each other don't count

>>130445762

Think of all the mental scars. She can try hide those, but they will never go away.

I got a question, when is DA3 coming out?

btw the first two were my favorite

>>130446152
And her children....

How do you think they will feel when they are old enough to browse the web and find a picture of her mother having the name "Hamburger helper" under it with a describtion of beeing the cancer that is killing video games?

Or the porno staring her

>>130446274
their mother*

>>130446274
Yes
YES

>>130446271
i bet my money its be next year. its a cash cow now after all.
in the mean time, watch the anime

If only.

>>130446274
oh dogola, but that makes reddit happy

Didn't we have this last year? And reddit got it just now?

>>130446365
Destroy?

She is already in self-destruct mode. We are just gonna enjoy the show.

>>130446274
my nigga

>>130446457
Pretty much

being on the internet since the late 90's and being a heavy lurker, I come out from the shadows to say the bitch has had it coming. you don't act like an assclown on the internet by getting involved in someone else's hobby and then ruining it for lulz unless you are anonymous and can blame someone else, like ebaumsworld.

If anything the internet is a potential tool to keep global assclowns, tools, and corporation whores in check though a wealth of easily accessible knowledge and free communication.

and now you know why "those people" are trying to censor the internet. because their lives controlling whatever it is they control much easier

[/spoiler] shes not ded

If hepler was skinny/attractive would /v/s opinion be more positive?

Fact.

her writing would still be shit but everyone would reluctantly pop a boner and be more apt to defend her, dont fucking lie

>>130447494
I think the hate would be even greater if she was attractive.

>>130447494
See: Munn

>>130447494
I dunno, haven't you seen how /v/ feels about Jade's game?

>>130447494
Just look at how /v/ loves Olivia Munn.

>>130447494
No, with all the stupid shit she has said we would still lampoon her.

>>130447494
If she was attractive she wouldn't be expressing her frustration via slashfic stories.

See: Every sexually frustrated late-teen ugly girl.

>>130445718
they lost all their money on TORtanic

>>130447494
So many positive opinions.

>>130447832
>dat druid face

You are now aware that Reddit is that loser beta kid who takes the blame for what you do

>But guys I called hamburger helper a cancer

Can I hang with you now?

my face when I don't know who the fuck this ugly cunt is and won't read into it.

>>130448053
>mfw this is a good thing because it attracts less people here

>>130448053
What you mean 'now'?

That's always been the case.

>>130448090
Welcome to /v/

>>130448090
She wrote Dragon Age 2 and hates video games

>>130448048
Man I really should make it more subtle.

>>130445052
i don't get it

Speaking seriously for a moment /v/.

I think we fucked up. Big time.

As much as Hamburger Helper deserved to be told was a shit writer she was, this PR disaster went worse then I could have ever imagined.

The feminists took it over and made it a gender issue, Hepler looks like a bully victim, Bioware got a load of press right before the ME3 launch, and not only that, it was great press.
They look like heros to everyone and we (and Reddit) look like a bunch of immature misogynists (contrary to the truth or not).

Forever more, if we try argue that Bioware is shit, we're gonna have that misogynist label hanging around our necks like a fucking albatross.

Good job you fucking faggots.
You handed Bioware victory on a fucking silver platter.

>>130448328
Protip: Women don't buy Mass Effect, especially when it's turned into a Gears of War clone.

This is a PR disaster, especially with people like Jim Sterling using the excuse to call BioWare's writing shit.

>>130448328
There are ways to turn it around but the fat and jew insults are not helping any.

>>130448328
(i agree but
>implying you werent part of the fiasco)

>>130448407
do lesbians count as women?
because i know 5 that love ME and will buy the new ME

>>130448407
Doesn't ME3 have that skip gameplay button?
Seriously, guys, did they really add it?

>>130448407
>gears of war clone
no it's not, gears of war is actually good.

I'll just leave this here
http://foxybcosplay.tumblr.com/post/17911947619/the-petition-for-bioware-to-pay-jennifer-hepler-more

I love how powerful the internet is. Our voices actually have a collective impact.

inb4 HURR DURR ANONYMOUSE IS LEGION

I'm just drunk and feeling happy.

>>130448537
gow1 and 3.
2 never happened.

lols

>>130448597
I'm inclined to agree

>>130448328
>They look like heros to everyone and we (and Reddit) look like a bunch of immature misogynists

Is that a lie?
Granted that Hepler is an awful writer, but she brought the gender issue herself.

>>130448597
>Gears 3
>Good

>>130448549
THAT WOMAN LOOKS LIKE FEMALE HAWKE, IT IS MAKING ME HARD TO HATE HER no but seriously she does

>>130448328
>like a bunch of immature misogynists (contrary to the truth or not).
you know it true.

>The feminists took it over and made it a gender issue
Also its even worse than that..Every feminist blogger
suddenly agrees with ther "I like the idea of skippable combat" but she propably could have said anything and they would agree, just because she is a woman und victim of sexism...

>>130448523
I love ME yet I refuse to buy any of them after what happened with DA2 and ToR

At this point I'd rather buy SfxT than this.

>>130448328
There was no "winning" for us from the start. Even if all the replies were well thought out and contained no fat jokes they would still be treated as "HURR MISOGYNISTIC MEN, WOMYN STRONG". Bioware has gotten themselves a fanbase that will defend them no matter what, so you may as well make the landwhale cry and get some enjoyment.

>>130448523
No such thing as a lesbian.

>>130448328
>As much as Hamburger Helper deserved to be told was a shit writer she was
Oh yeah, man. Her writing is pretty bad.

>The feminists took it over and made it a gender issue,
You (4chan/reddit) were the ones calling her a fat ugly bitch, thereby making it about gender.

>Hepler looks like a bully victim
What you did was bullying her.

> and we (and Reddit) look like a bunch of immature misogynists (contrary to the truth or not).
Your actions oviously make you that (seriously, just take a moment to reflect).

It all would have been nice and warranted criticism if it weren't for the retards who resorted to ad hominem.

>>130448564
Thats because the internet is communication. It's a voice.
You can do a lot of crazy shit with the internet. The extent of its power, even now is unclear.
I mean its actually quite hard to hyperbolize the power of the interwebs.

Its like Gutenberg got his printing press and the Martin Luther got the idea to spread his 97 theses or whatever. Ideas spread and memes generate.
Shitstorms galore, where otherwise it would have been localized.

Its the same shit all over.

Im done waxing philo. Peace.

>>130448523
I won't even bother pirating it.

This is the second thread I've seen about this, don't get my hopes up like that.

>>130448750
ur a faget

>>130448734
Criticism? That shit was genuinely tried before the release of DA2 and we know damn well that that "criticism" fell on deaf ears. That day was nothing but spiteful fun with a person we knew had something to do with the mess that is DA2.

>/v/ discusses the ramifications and flaws of someone who works in the industry
>Goes to Twitter/another site
>LOL FAT CANCER BITCH
>Complain when aren't sympathetic with reasonless insults

>>130444415
>going to fill it out
>actually have to put a good amount of info
>don't feel like making that much up

In Korea talking shit about celebrities (no matter how minor) is a criminal offence. Hear me out libertarians.

It's because so many celebrities have an hero'd as a result from the pressure the public puts on them. Makes the mind boggle when you consider what British celebrities have to put up from our tabloids.

There appears to be girls in this thread, do any of them want to play vidya?

I don't fucking get it. Hepler must be in her forties already, isn't it really only considered cyberbullying if it's done against a kid? Saying that a person her age was "bullied" sounds nothing but pathetic to me.

Can she kill herself?
Bullet in the head wouldn't do much damage due to no brain
Anywhere else would be pointless due to FAT
Suicide Jumping would only hurt the pavement.
There is no rope strong enough on earth.
Pills would only be digested by her mighty guts
Fire would only burn fat
so how do you kill it.

>>130449081
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>130444972

Where can I donate to this wonderful organisation that bullies Canada?

>>130449012
I think you're missing the part where there's a bunch of 16-17 year olds thinking this is some EPIC CAMPAIGN LOL XD and trying to make something happen when really the only thing you can hope for is that hamburger helper realizes that everyone on the internet hates her.
The people saying "nooooo now you've helped her and she's gonna stay at bioware foreverrrrrrr" are colossal faggots. This isn't about changing anything, go to /b/ for that faggotry. This is just about calling a landwhale a landwhale.

>>130449026
Ekon Agbebi from Gabon reporting

i dont even have an adress

>>130448734
>fat ugly bitch
>gender issue
>fat
Not gender specific. And it's true.
>ugly
Not gender specific either. And it's true too.
>bitch
Welp had that been a man calling him a dick instead would have been sexist. But no it's only sexist when a woman is attacked.

>>130449095
nuke it from orbit, its the only way to be sure

>Has children

Someone WILLINGLY fucked her?

Christ /v/, get it together

Why couldn't we have just stayed mature.

Why couldn't we just stay on topic and let her know it was her writing that was shit, and just keep the fat jokes to ourselves for later.

Oh wait: >Reddit

That's why.

Jesus fucking christ, this is it now folks.

Here be the turning point.

Hepler played you for suckers. She has the feminists and bully victims on her side.
The game industry is going to start appealing to these morons.
Skip combat.
Fuck Gameplay.
More Story.

It's happening.
You could have stopped it.
Your children will pay for this.>Implying /v/ will have kids

>>130449095

Drowning.

>>130448328

Watch the long game on this one. Bioware flinched hard, both to the original barrage and to the onslaught of feminist "support" (which, in reality, is obligation).

If I had any interest in ME3, it's dead now with the "gameplay is optional" story mode. I'm sure I'm not the only one who feels that way, either. There has to be some kind of challenge to get to a reward. If everyone just gets the reward for paying, then I'm not going to pay $40-60 for a movie that has optional gameplay. I could just read a book instead.

>>130449279
Fat is more buoyant then muscle.

>>130444972
>Check the forum comments
>Ponyfags supporting her

>>130449315

Fuck she's immortal.

>>130448734
>You (4chan/reddit) were the ones calling her a fat ugly bitch, thereby making it about gender.
And who was the one that brought vagina and jelly into discussion while being representative of big company?

>What you did was bullying her.
Since when do you use term bully in Adult vs Adult discussion?

>Your actions oviously make you that (seriously, just take a moment to reflect).
When gender gets brought into discussion it's either kneel down and kiss women feet or lose and get called a misogynistic virgin (again look at Heplers post about vagina).

Besides none of this would have happened if Bioware could take criticism but no , they ban and delete threads and posts , no fucking wonder the frustration piled up and blew up in Heplers face.

Look at this picture , after few minutes North Korea moderators came in and reduced this post to the initial statement making it look like something completly different.

Sorry for bad english.

>>130449268
Start appealing? Are you retarded? They have been doing it for years.

>>130448734

I'd just like to point out that Hamburger Helper made fun of the writing of "old white guys". She literally brought race into the matter. Trust a fucking kike to do something like that.

>>130449315

Space Laser?

>>130449268

The industry listens to sales. Don't kid yourself. If more people are buying those games, then they'll definitely cater to that.

>>130449268
This changes nothing. All she's implying is turning RPG's to visual novels with 3d effects. She's just shitting out stupid ideas and people are raging. She has no say in the matter either, she's a lowly writer that works for a shitty company. Since when do writers have anything to do with gameplay mechanics

Now if this was Kotick or Reggie or someone else with a hand in the industry, I'd be raging my fucking top off.

>>130449127
Okay ;_;

>>130449517

If the industry listened to sales, Bioware would've changed their tune after Dragon Age 2.

>>130449369

>that image
>well written and well argued and--

'Trim the fat from your company'
Fuck me, my sides cant take this.

I was thinking last night. You guys aren't serious when you say "i'm so offended" by Hepler spitefully attacking you in retaliation?

I just wanted to be sure that's all part of the trolling. Because when I read on Dtoid about these entitled customers who had their feelings hurt I really fucking lol'd at how pathetic that is.

Pretty sure the 'old white guys' quote is made up; from the killer betties interview.

>I have a huge number of favorite authors, but most of my choices tend to be female writers writing science fiction or fantasy with strong romance elements. My top picks include Melanie Rawn, Catharine Asaro, Kate Elliott, Sharon Shinn and Jacqueline Carrey. I also enjoy Tom Deitz, Tad Williams (other than the Dragonbone Chair stuff) and George R.R. Martin.

She specifically says she likes GRRM.

Can we acquire docs on Hamburger?

I'd be willing to take the gloves off and just start laying down some trollblows on her personally.

Alot of white knights on mah /v/.

>>130449725
Anyone who gives a shit is a gay shepard.

It's not about just Mass Effect 3. It's about the future of gaming itself. The masses is dumb. If they see a flood of visual novels, they'll think it's normal, when in fact it's bad. We need chemo. We need to promote other female writers who are actually good. Not just Ree ofcourse, I believe others exists as well. Remember people are sheep, they believe everything they see easily, they have been too reliant on "to see is to believe". We need to uphold the greatest status quo.

>>130449030
>an hero'd

Go back to /b/, you must be new here, etc.

>>130448564
just drunk and feeling happy?!

HAPPY?

HOW DARE YOU

me too

>>130449770

>Top picks
>All female authors
>Not a single one of note

More fanfiction level horsecrap.

>>130449826
I was just here to call somebody fat, I have no interest in "saving the industry". It is already too far gone to be saved.

>>130449853
glompers gonna glomp

>>130449030

The difference is that western pseudo-celebrities sell their dignity.

>>130449826
>other female writers who are actually good
Amy Henning

>>130449816
For the lulz xD

I can understand the one guy who got called out publicly.. wanting to defend himself. Act like he was right as the customer. But yeah. Kind of amusing that the media takes this so seriously when it's fucking nothing

>I don't fucking get it. Hepler must be in her forties already
she isnt even in her 30s dude. fat gross people just look a lot older.

>>130445216

>Galo Sengman
>An average dorky teenager gets caught in a magical tanning bed to want to be tough
>Turns into Galo Sengman
>Can change back and forth between forms when he says "Yeah, Galo Sengen"

ALL OF MY MONEY.

>>130449770

She never said in the 'old white guys' thing that she DISLIKED any of them - just that they werent the model for Bioware's new games.

The model for Bioware's new games are Rowling, and Meyer, and all of those 'fantasy and sci-fi authers with a focus on romance' that she likes.

The fact that she doesnt like fantasy or sci-fi except when romance is involved pretty much tells you everything.

>>130449643

DA2 had a lot of problems, but some of the info I've read says they mostly tanked it on the console sales. Maybe someone who has played the ME3 demo can comment on whether that game seems more "console friendly." I haven't tried it yet.

>>130444509
That's clearly a dragon, man. That makes it cool.

>>130449945
>romance in science fiction and fantasy
well to be fair it's easy to write romance for sci fi and fantasy because it's the one thing the fanbase knows next to nothing about, am i rite?

hueheuehueheueheuehue

including the people writing it

Think about it /v/.
If she killed herself, what will we be discussing right now?

>This shitstorm will end in your lifetime

>>130449095
God has seen your tears and heard your prayers. Fear not, the child will not die.

>>130450218
LOL THAT IMAGE LOL LOL THAT IMAGE LOL LOL THAT IMAGE LOL LOL THAT IMAGE LOL LOL THAT IMAGE LOL LOL THAT IMAGE LOL LOL THAT IMAGE LOL LOL THAT IMAGE LOL LOL THAT IMAGE LOL LOL THAT IMAGE LOL LOL THAT IMAGE LOL LOL THAT IMAGE LOL

>>130450214

>be a sci-fi author

Why must you be so mean anon-kun ; - ;

Christ alive, that was painful to type with a straight face. You have a point though - usually, romantic subplots in either fantasy or sci-fi are so fantastically fucking forced that theyre painful to read. So I guess at least Hepler is staying as close to her inspiration as possible DOHOHOHO

>>130450218
I'd be more interested in what would happen to Reddit since they are the ones responsible for it all.

>>130450218
The better world we would then live in.

None of the mainstream websites mention us at all, even reddit thinks it was all them. They're taking literally all of the heat; bioware win and reddit loses, we still win. It's not like all this press is gonna change the fact that their games are so shit, after a few cash-ins on the ME universe, with TORtanic failing and everything, bioware's gonna be closed good by EA before the latter looks for another dev to buy and drain the soul out of. You can't stop the march of the publisher.

>>130450329
This

They shouldn't be allowed to launch malicious attack on innocent people.

>>130450370
QUICK, CALL FOX

>>130450329

On top of the Pedophilia charges as well....

Reddit is getting a bad press lately....

Where will they all go when it dies....?

Prepare yourselves.

>>130450329
>popular site that steals things is blamed for everything we do
The cycle continues.

>>130450218

We might actually talk about the vidya for a change.

Hah, fat chance.

>>130450441
>Pedophilia charges

You have my attention, what did I miss?

>>130450441
9shit of course.

>>130450460

>Jade gets mad that internet mocks he she's blatantly using her tits to sell Assassin's Creed
>Ubisoft goes after SA or something
>Hamburgerler gets mad that internet mocks her stupid fucking cancerous ideas about how videogames should be videos is
>BioWare goes after Reddit

HA HA
I'M USING THE INTERNET

>Gaider continues to wage a one-man war, just him and his toupee, against those darn 4chan trolls

>>130450487
SA got extremely bored and tired of being irrelevant so the blackmailed the shit out of Reddit and forced them to removed their pedo boards.

>>130450460

>Fat chance

Gamers win in the long run from this, Bioware and the feminists fucked up by playing their hand so early.

Everyone now sees the direction they want games to go in the future and it's not a nice picture.

You know the 'misogynistic' and 'immature' gamers may just be that but they aren't a company that are too butthurt and immature to admit the truth say yeah we dropped the ball on DragonAge 2, they still to this fucking day defend that turd, it's unbelievable.

Feminists and Bioware are in for a rude awakening if they think people will continue to put up with their bullshit.

COD might be a piece of shit but fuck it, it's we alpha gamers piece of shit and is the top seller for a reason. Bioware will never beat it with watered down Mass Effect trying to rip it off, fuck you bad writing. Even Drew Karpyshyn knows a sinking ship when he sees one and jumped off.

>>130450460
>fat chance
>fat

>>130449901
Thanks. We need to prevent sheeple from being misled/misdirected or misunderstand what's really going on.

Ok found this link:
http://www.pcmag.com/slideshow/story/263815/the-feminine-side-of-game-design-10-female-game-designer
s/5

>make well thought out post
>bioware nazi moderation edits it

>NO NEGATIVE OPINIONS ALLOWED

>>130450531
>Pedo boards
>SA
>reddit

Did I wake up after a coma or something??

>>130450516
>Jade gets mad that internet mocks he she's blatantly using her tits to sell Assassin's Creed
>implying it wasn't Ubisoft whoring her around
>implying everyone didn't call them out on that

>>130450516
>>130450516
Godspeed, Graider.

>>130450595

Yeah I noticed that.
Bioware are fucking ridiculous, and getting moreso.

>>130450487
Around 10 subreddit boards or whatever the fuck they called them got shutdown due to child pornography. Arguably they were clothed ect. ect. but the feds didn't give a shit. Ended up on some online news articles.

She has probably tried killing herself already, but when she kicked the chair away the rope merely broke and she fell on her ass unharmed

>>130450531
WHAT?
Fuck, those were the only boards I used there.
Welp, Reddit is 100% shit now.

>>130450595
Seriously? They edited your post like that? Fucked up.

Why don't we add more fuel to the fire?

We go to Reddit and act as buttflustered and devouted Biodrones that are pissed off that our great Mother Hydra is being made fun of by a bunch of non-believers.

>>130450697
Nothing, don't create a shitstorm. Wait for a small one to create itself then blow it out of proportion.

>>130450668
>>130450531
Really? I thought SA TOLD the feds about the reddit JB boards?

>>130450603
basically SA madea big fuss over /r/preteen_girls and other jailbait / loli subreddits and got the boards removed.

>>130444972
>>BioWare is also making a donation of $1000 in Hepler's name to Bullying Canada, an anti-bullying charity.

What a bunch of fucking children.

>>130445336
If they were, pussy would be all over me.

>>130450760
Shit, they actually did it? I was only around at the beginning and they just blackmailed them about doing it.

>Woman in industry is criticized
>Her comeback is basically "it's because I work in vidya and got a pussy, while you have non lol"
>People responmd it's not true and it's because of her shitty writing and horrible attitutde toward people.
>LOL NO YOU ARE JUST BULLIES AND TROLLS AND HATERS!

Fat cunt

Man, I wonder what SA's reaction to /r/picsofdeadjailbait was.

Reddit had jailbait boards?

>>130450831
Laughed harder than I should have.

>>130450816

Sounds like your average internet-woman. Especially since she has a job in an enviable industry.

Not that she actually got that on her own merit, because isnt her husband a producer?

>donate $1000 to an "anti-bullying" internet censorship charity
>not putting $1000 into making a game that doesn't blow

EA puts more money into marketing turds than making turds. Until this is reversed BioWare is going to keep getting worse (implying EA isn't just going to shut BioWare down when even the drones stop paying for Day-1 DLCs to unlock shit that was on the game disc but locked in order to make more money)

reddit had jailbait boards and we HATED THEM FOR IT? WHAT THE FUCK?

Let's kill all fat people and people with vaginas.

>>130450935
Nope, it was all SA with the jailbait boards.

>>130450935
SA gave a shit

>>130450973
SA probably didn't even hate them either, they just wanted to start some shit.

>>130450935
>reddit had jailbait boards
>had
It's the only time I actually visited the site.

Pity they were taken down.

>>130449369

Oh shit niggah, someone actually went and posted that?

>>130450935

Nobody gives a shit you fucking pedo.

...are we going to war, anon?

lol'd at reading that

I'M A KOREAN
SON OF A BITCH BIOWARE
BIOWARE IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER HELPER?
DO YOU WANT A GAY ROMANCE?
BIOWARE IS PIG DISGUSTING
HAMBURGER HELPER IS A HACK
FUCKING EA

>>130451036

>>130451057
Stop, there is no war. It is all in good fun.

>>130444972

>Donate to bully Canada

Never change Americans, you just have to bully other countries, don't you

What are her chances of being fired at this point?

>>130450553

>gamers

>>130451041
Why give a shit about 14-16 year old bitches?'scool

>>130450843
Reddit had a subreddit for dead Jailbait?

Let me get this shit straight.....

DEAD
JAILBAIT

How was shit not taken down from the beginning?

>>130451026

Yup but it didnt last long.
>>130450595

>>130451153
Shitposting: The Recut
Electronic old men posting the shit.

>>130451026
Then a mod edited it and cut it down to just the first line.

>>130451138
internet bullying is cyclical bro... its just like pedophilia; the raped become the rapists.

Cut the fat away Bioware!

Maybe Hepler just needs to work on another genre.

I bet the guys behind The Sims 3 could use help with their plot.

>>130451202

Quite clever editing really, makes it seem like the guy was on Bioware's side all along.

If only they were that canny at story-writing, we'd not have this problem.

The Lead Writer for Deus Ex HR is the Heroine vidya needs

>>130451241
Oh dear god what the fuck

>>130450843

SA got them taken down.

>>130451241
QUICK SOMEONE POST THIS ON REDDIT

>>130451179
>To Catch a Redditor: Reddit closes a bunch of kid porn forums because of this thread
>Pages: 1234567... Last

>>130445583
>Reddit steals memes etc. from here
>Denies it and says they created them
>Reddit steals the helper stuff from here
>Denies it and says they made it
>They become the centre of the shitstorm
glorious.

>/v/ willingly participating, even teaming-up, with reddit to do asinine shit like this

I knew /v/ had a recent surge of newfriends from reddit and /b/ but I didn't realise it was this bad. /v/ really is dead.

>>130450595
Link to thread.

>People hate the shit out of George Lucas for the shitty Star Wars prequels and edits who he thinks are the best things ever
Absolutely fine
>People hate a terrible Bioware writer who happens to be female
DISGRACEFUL BULLYING YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED!

>>130444415
>She is le sole purpose le Bioware is so bad right now. I know this breaks le redditquette, but something must be done and it rests on our shoulders to do it. You have my upboat!
>~Epic Trollface

Deus Ex HR was written by a woman?

Wouldn't have guessed that. Unless Jensen and Pritchard began fucking on his desk, I mean.

>>130451448
I recommend reading this thread all over again , caused you really missed something.

Let's just get this one filled up.

It's a lot more hurtful if she gets a petition in her face signed be 2500 people saying she can't write for shit

https://www.change.org/petitions/reddit-to-tell-hamburger-helper-that-shes-a-worthless-pile-of-shit#

>>130451301
you fucking bastard, I have a terrible cold and I almost choked to death with laughter reading that

jesus fuck

>"On your knees bitch, it's time you tasted the cheese wheel."

I almost died.

>>130451585
I think we can easily fit 2500 of us in her face.

>>130450595
DING DONG BANNU

>>130449095
Best post ever

>>130451572
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>130451086
>Fire Lo

>>130451448
They're the patsy, dipstick.
This is all hanging on them.

>>130449030
That's pretty much the complete opposite to the west's "if you're in the public eye you're fair game except for slander" viewpoint.

>>130447832
GAYMUR GUUUUURRRL

>>130451709

>>130450594

>>130451678
>AAAaaaaAAAAAdaaaam

>>130451678

>>130451330
thought it originated from reddit

>>130451308
>>130451572


Well fuck me, lead writer and designer Deus Ex Human Revolution was a woman.

And at no point was she shoved down our throats, Ubisoft style because LOOK A WIMMINZ MADE A GAME.
And at no point was the story removed in favour of shoving some pointless manlove in there instead.

THAT is how you do it, for fucks sake.

>>130451484
Lucas retired because he lost faith in his own abilities as a director after the prequels and everyone telling him he is a gibbering pile of human shit.

He just dosen't care as much because he already had money.

>>130448734

Since when is calling someone fat and ugly a gender issue?

Oh, did you, by chance, talk about "bitch"?
Ohhhh come ON! I expected better from you /v/!
Thinking that people call her a bitch because they're derogating the female gender is a stupid as saying that the word faggot is exclusively used to shit on gays.

Although there are some stupid retards out there mindlessly harrassing her FOR THE LULZ XD, most people do this because they are tired of her damaging contribution to this medium.

The real thing is that she's a bad writer, period. Some people might like her work and Biodrones are defending it because...they're fucking biowares puppets, but most people thought her writing was really damn bad.

And, personally, I think that, especially on a technical level, it is bad, she doesn't know how to write and she's got little to no creativity. Her writing in her weird fantasies into the games doesn't suddenly make her a good writer just because she's writing for games.

I think people simply exploded because Biowares are unprofessional children when it comes to dealing with their customers.

>Helper resigns or gets fired
>Victory
>Reddit claims victory
>We can do nothing about it

Sticky situation, huh.

>>130452407
>implying we want cancer flooding

>>130452407
if it would make bioware stop sucking, i'd be okay to let reddit have the fucking victory

>>130452407
We win anyway. She doesn't write, game quality might actually go up a little bit.

Stealth win is best win.

>>130452407

It'd be a victory for gamers as a whole.

>>130452437
The thing is, /v/ will be pissed if anything positive is getting out from this mess (except if Reddit gets fucked by EA and the whole world, which is the situation right now).
If Hamburger gets fired or resigns, /v/ will hate Reddit more than ever and we will see more shit threads about Reddit. Seriously.

>>130452407
That's fine. We don't want infamy, we want video games. We know our role in this play, and that's all that matters.

>>130452407
Remember when we used to blame everything on ebaums? Well now we can blame everything on reddit.

>>130452407
newfags will join reddit instead of flocking there I don't see any bad side to that scenario.

>>130452407
you think this is about pride or credit? This is a necessary cleansing.

>>130452407
But /v/ is a secret club for a reason. Look at what happened when /v/ tried to take credit for something mainstream like the /v/ga.

>>130447832

>>130452594
Well, that's like /v/'s favourite pasttime. If we couldn't hate irrationally on reddit, we'd probably have to play videogames or some shit.

if hadn't started here, reddit wouldn't know shit about it

victory is ours regardless

>>130452594

nobody gives a fuck about reddit. right now reddit is a scapegoat. in the grand scheme of things they're just there to take our damage and maybe throw a harpoon or two.

if any success ever comes of this, our relationship will remain the same level of shit it's always been

>>130452619
This.
Either popularity or infamy, hamburger going down or not, with reddit taking the blame, its a win/win situation for us either way.

>>130452407
What would we need the credit for? I know you'd like to brag to your friends that "you" got her to resign but publicity always just brings in more people like you.

Someone tell me what is going on

David Gaider is a bigger cancer than Hepler could ever hope to become. You know this to be true.

alright

i never played ME/DA series, i want some proof that her writing is shit

so, how can you proof to someone that her writing is bad, show it in form of game

dont get me wrong, i'm not on their side, spouting the vagina thing already pissed me off the fact that she work in game industries

>>130452884

my balls were kind sweaty so i scratched them, i guess a nut pube hitched a ride under my nail or something because it ended up in the instant potatoes i made for breakfast. out of admiration for surviving the grouling ordeal of dodging teeth, I named him Chapman, and gave him an honorary seat beside my throne.

>>130452812
I don't have any friends

But I'm not saying that /v/ has to say everywhere and everytime it was /v/ who started this thing.
Just... It wasn't Reddit either. It started somewhere on the internet.
But oh well why not, it's not like I get on Reddit or anything, so I don't give a shit about what's the hot thing over there.
I just don't want to go to college and here "EPIC WIN, DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED? WE REDDIT EPIC WIN!" and yaddayadda.

>>130453101

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBUaYu1vO_8

>>130453191
hear*, my bad.

>>130453191

Fuck it let that gaggle of cumguzzling autistic tryhards take the heat for it. We hated the bitch, she was destroyed, we win. We don't need to plant our fucking flag on everything.

DESTROY THE DAMN THING BEFORE IT GROWS ANY LARGER

>>130453209
alright, so there is gay in DA2, then a proof that she was responsible for it?

>>130449369
spaces go after commas, but not before, as seen throughout this sentence

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2139643.M_I_T_H_

>What if magic was real? And what if the CIA were the only ones who knew about it? In M.I.T.H., the Magical Intelligence Tactical Headquarters controls the real secret behind America's military might - magic wands, crystal coffins, and the occasional hundred-eyed invisible giant Special-ops soldier Hamilton Crow and the M.I.T.H. squad pursue stolen nuclear weapons through the Mayan underworld in a desperate bid to stave off the Apocalypse

>>130453445
You could always read her Anders Short Story.

It's up on the DA2 website. It's her way of giving a backstory on why Anders was so fucking gay in the second game.

daily reminder not to support her writing

>>130453101
http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Anders

This is the main thing she did that everyone hates. Compare Anders in Awakenings(Written by someone else, Gaider himself, I think) to Anders in DA2.

>>130453595
>the story begins on a beautiful sunny day
Oh did she even got a job as writer. That is something a kid would write.

>>130453595
That's not Hamburger Helper's. It's some shitty self published piece of shit. I can't remember what it's called, but it has Moon in the title.

>>130453595
That's some shit writing, but is there proof that it's her?

>>130453595
My fucking head hurts.

>This is also OCT 24, the year 2048.

My lord, what tripe.

>>130453542

>>130453595
How many sentences do you need to start with "now"?

>>130453715
so basicly she work for DA2 [a sequel] where MC is well defined in previous game and fucked it up?

>>130453871
Now it's 1. Now it's 2. Now it's David. Now it's time. Now you wish I was finished.

biodrones be dronin´

enjoy your faggot love stories

>>130453762
Moon People
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW-QZzPVpgc

>>130449942
Why does this make me think it would turn out like freakazoid

>>130453912

yes everything was fine in the previous game.

>>130453595
>astrology

>>130454010
and why no fans fiasco? if i'm on the customer position, i will mad as fuck knowing my game's lore is fucked up because new guy responsible for it

>>130453542

>While I'm not usually fond of this genre of literature, I must admit that Jennifer "Hamburger" Hepler's book, M.I.T.H.: Operation Smoking Jaguar is a remarkably large step forward in the realm of American manga. The story focuses homosexual relationships to a large degree (easy once every three pages) and really builds up suspense by having the protagonist and his small entourage of male lovers have sexual orgies during pivotal moments in the battle for Earth. Overall I would give it a 9/10. One pound, one pan, one happy family.

>>130454081

because fiasco's are definitely not allowed on their forums.

END OF RINE

>>130453912
>MC
?

>>130454081
There was. DA2's release was a monumental failure and PR disaster.

>>130453962

> when they woke up, they woke up

GENIUS

>>130454260
main character

>>130453965
Ohshit, that guy looks like my uncle.

>>130452747
I've got a boner

in school

>>130447629
Instead we just harpoon her. DOHOHOHO

>>130454568
>then
>then
>then
>then

for fucks sake, i wrote better in 4th grade.

>>130455341
>implying she went to primary school
Your comparison is biased in your favor and is unjust.

>>130453962
come on

this cant be real

theres so many grammatical errors a 6th grader would be able to point out, it's not even funny, just sad.

Can someone please post that comparative between that woman with PhD in Literature and Myths and Hamburger Helper?

>>130455341
>Boy I hope this works as easy as it sounds?
>?
>QUESTION MARK
>ON AN EXCLAMATORY SENTENCE

>>130455541

all the fat uglyness aside, why is it people hate her? she's a writer, why should she have to like playing games?

>>130455957
I know, /v/ don't even like playing games

>>130455957
Because she is a horrible at what she does, she just shouldnt write at all. No books, no vidya, no cooking recipes.

>>130455025
>statlerandwaldorf.jpg

>>130455935
plus ree is good looking

>>130455957
the same reason if you are a writer, it doesn't mean you know shit about cinema and can make a movie/screenplay

biodrones gonna drone

>>130447494

Oliva Munn
Jade Raymond.

Remember Jade Raymond?

So nope.

>>130456094
>pick up the hepler cook book
>full of sandwich recipes with homosexual stories attached to each sandwich.

>>130455957

Because she fucking writes video games.

It's like a tv/movie writer who doesn't watch those mediums.

You don't just sit down and write random shit. You have to understand pacing, how the play moves through and interacts with the plot, and how the story is presented in general.

Oh wait
>bioware writing

>>130455935
>Oh, the internet is just picking on Helper because she's a woman in the games industry.

Myth. Busted.

>>130455957
Games are made to be played. If someone making creative contributions (and in Hepler's case, I use the term loosely) does not enjoy playing video games, then are they not somewhat misguided as to where they place their input?

Would that effort (again, Hepler's case etc.) be better placed elsewhere like an actual written media as opposed to an interactive one?

General consensus is that, yes, she should take her slashfic bullshit and fuck off.

>>130456278
>because she's a woman in the games industry.
no because she is an unattractive woman in the games industry.
Myth Plausible.

>>130455935
Thank you.

>>130456334
Her writing is not best placed anywhere.
She is in the game industry because her writing is so shitty it won't be picked up anywhere else.

>>130456258
>implying watching a lot of movies makes you a good director
>implying reading many books makes you a good writer
>implying reading many comic books makes you a good illustrator
>implying sticking feathers up your ass turns you into a chicken

>>130456205
Not really, she's quite creepy looking, like she'd be a perfect fairy tale witch.

Comparatively speaking, though, yes she is.

>>130456378
Jade Raymond.

>>130456420
Fanfiction.net would appreciate Hepler's work ('work') immensely. Or at least as much as the next author.

Somebody has to have the sassy black woman edit of hamburger helper

>>130456425

How many writers do you know who haven't read a single book?

Necessary, but not sufficient. Yes, simply being well read does not a great author make, but if you ask any successful writer worth their salt, they'll tell you that they learned their craft, at least in part, by reading. Sure, there's a technical aspect to writing that can only be learned through formal education, but if you've never read a book before you're going to have a hard time constructing one with knowledge only of the techniques involved.

>>130454568
No way. That can not be real. Who the fuck would publish something like that?

>>130456587
Hell no, SBW can get some respect based on her attitude, Hepititis Burger deserves nothing of the sort.

>>130456238

olivia munn was just a television host though. I thought she was a cancer too until she quit G4 then looked like an ass in front of NPH and everyone on earth.

Now I'm indifferent-bordering-favouring her existence, mostly because she has hotness to offer and possibly a nude spread in playboy in the near future.

>>130456629
>implying you didn't just shift from "... who consumes X on a regular basis" to "... who has never consumed X in his entire life"
When you spout fallacies, at least be consistent.