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The beacons The calm man !ZrhmbVqRws 02/21/12(Tue)21:13 No.130412441

gentlemen we must light the beacons the dawning of the end of days is coming we must unite the boards

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:19 No.130412891 This thread has been enkindled in /x/

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:19 No.130412948 >>130412441 /k/ here

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:20 No.130413002 /v/-san! /a/ here

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:20 No.130413020 There's no way we can unite the boards in less than two days. We're done for, not even the beacon of minas tirith can save us.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:21 No.130413094 I SAW THE BEACON OF /K/ AND CAME AS FAST AS I COULD

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:22 No.130413098 File: 1329877322.png-(216 KB, 850x681, 1329032594497.png) Oh man

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:22 No.130413106 What is this nonsense?

>>	The calm man !ZrhmbVqRws 02/21/12(Tue)21:22 No.130413123 >>130413020 FOOL WE MUST TRY FOR THE SAKE OF ALL OF US.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:22 No.130413175 How much more time do we have

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:22 No.130413178 The fuck is going on?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:23 No.130413230 File: 1329877418.png-(496 KB, 640x896, 1326706655256.png) /m/ here you have our bugmen we dont want em

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:23 No.130413242 /k/ommandos are here. What is the trouble?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:23 No.130413252 File: 1329877433.jpg-(132 KB, 1024x768, 055 (Medium).jpg) /k/ here. This is stupid. Going back to /k/

>>	WOLFSHIEM !!tuOwy1ct2dy 02/21/12(Tue)21:24 No.130413278 File: 1329877446.png-(1.61 MB, 1920x1200, 1211819546330.png) /vg/ here. Reporting.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:24 No.130413291 /K/ has heard your call, what is it?

>>	The calm man !ZrhmbVqRws 02/21/12(Tue)21:24 No.130413332 >>130413106 >>130413178 >>130413175 >>130413242 >>130413291 Chris chan achieves wizard-dom in two days time we must hurry and unite the boards!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:24 No.130413335 what the shit is this

>>	Blues DLN-000 02/21/12(Tue)21:24 No.130413337 >>130413230 we cant have the gespents or any grungst models not even some some GMs?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:25 No.130413386 H-hey guys, /mlp/ here. We heard you were gonna fight the rising wizard and... well... We kinda didn't get a beacon, but we hoped that maybe we could come along? Please respond.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:25 No.130413414 You have my sword.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:26 No.130413448 File: 1329877580.jpg-(36 KB, 293x280, 1303478249540..jpg) >>130413386

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:26 No.130413450 File: 1329877582.jpg-(56 KB, 292x300, neckbeard.jpg) >>130413386 yes, we love ponies.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:26 No.130413452 File: 1329877583.jpg-(1.89 MB, 2552x3304, 1327558634402.jpg) >>130413291 Nothing...lets go back to our nuggets. We can't help these people here.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:26 No.130413471 ...and my axe

>>	Turtle !9Rx1l5SVtU 02/21/12(Tue)21:26 No.130413494 Get this shit out of /k/

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:27 No.130413508 /tg/ reporting, you have our 20th level warriors and our mary sues

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:27 No.130413512 File: 1329877625.png-(432 KB, 783x581, d00b0bboom.png) /k/ here to save the day.

>>	The calm man !ZrhmbVqRws 02/21/12(Tue)21:27 No.130413513 >>130413386 >>>/mlp/139426

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:27 No.130413520 File: 1329877630.jpg-(247 KB, 650x735, 1329107632153.jpg) >>130413386 No.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:27 No.130413523 /o/ has been left unkindled- surely our help is needed?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:27 No.130413531 False alarm, the age you ascend to wizardry is 50.

>>	WOLFSHIEM !!tuOwy1ct2dy 02/21/12(Tue)21:27 No.130413576 File: 1329877666.jpg-(36 KB, 400x300, 1289942438999.jpg) >>130413386

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:27 No.130413585 >>130413513 GOD DAMMIT YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO DO THAT

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:28 No.130413634
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ehre is noh time to beh lohst!

Battle Brothars!

Spehss Mahrens, todeh the enemeh is at oua doar! We know oua duteh and we will do eet. We fight for our honor as Blod Rehvens,
as SPESS MAHRENS, and we fight in the nehme of the Empra!

And if we die this deh we die in gloareh, we die heroes' deffs, but we shall not die, no! It is the enemeh who will tehste
deff and defeat!

As you know! Moast of oua battle brothars are shtehtioned in SPEHSS, Pruhpeared to deep strike! Oua perimeter has been
pruhpeared in the even dat oua enehmies should be so bald and so foolish. We have plehced numerous beacons, allowing for
muhltiple, simuln-tehneous and devashtehting defensive deep strikes

The Codecks astartees nehmes this maneuvah Steel Rehn. We will descend upon the foe, we will ovawhelm them - we will leave none
alive! Meanwhile oua ground fawses will ensue the full defense of oua headkwaters

We are the spehss mahrens! WE ARE THE EMPRA'S FUREH!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:28 No.130413651 File: 1329877717.jpg-(24 KB, 469x477, 1329834293193.jpg) >>130413448 >>130413450 We're real ready too, c-check out our war face!

>>	The calm man !ZrhmbVqRws 02/21/12(Tue)21:29 No.130413694 >>130413585 we need cavalry members!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:29 No.130413708 >>130413531 Stand aside, vile betrayer, and return to your master's embrace with these words of warning: neither Christian Weston Chandler nor any of his hedgehog abominations will live to see the end times. Now, go!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:29 No.130413732 in during forced drama nobody actually cares about

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:30 No.130413785 >>130413732 the gestapo, slaves of CWC, have arrived and are trying to stop us!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:30 No.130413792 >>130413651 Maybe if you stuck that in a fire for a few days.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:30 No.130413798 >>130413386 dont worry guys we are jocking now go back to your place and play with your ponies, oh and tell /lit/ and /mu/ that we need the 2 of them here

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:30 No.130413826 File: 1329877853.png-(511 KB, 798x803, 1281333048312.png)

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:31 No.130413848 File: 1329877868.jpg-(33 KB, 259x195, 1327582942826.jpg) >>130412441 Slowpoke here. I thought his birthday was in 2 months.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:31 No.130413864 Where are the knights that took the noble task of slaying CWC virginity?

>>	phoenix !GfurryMN3w 02/21/12(Tue)21:31 No.130413873 File: 1329877888.jpg-(362 KB, 2485x794, mn-m44.jpg) /k/ommando. You have my nugget.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:31 No.130413896 Why have you not called upon /tg/?

>>	Dan the Viking 02/21/12(Tue)21:31 No.130413912 File: 1329877914.jpg-(2.01 MB, 3072x3328, 1310184740769.jpg) >>130413651 >implying that's a warface

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:31 No.130413915 >>130413826 Not yet we're not. We've still got a day or two before we're all forcibly made into Chris-chan's sexual playthings. I don't want to be a lesbian Rosechu forever, do you? Somebody light the rest of those beacons!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:31 No.130413918 File: 1329877917.jpg-(1.85 MB, 4174x2717, 1328480890170.jpg) /tg/ here, how glorious it is to see the end of days! Deploy the chapter, we march for the Emperor!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:32 No.130413920 master race reporting in. aka /o/ is here.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:33 No.130414068 >>130413792 >>130413798 O-okay... Maybe we can hang back here and help you carry the spaghetti, pizzas and m-mountain dew? We wont get in the way or anything...

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:35 No.130414224 >>130414068 You realize that you're basically perpetuating the same behavior that causes CWC to be one of the lowest examples of a sub-human, right?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:35 No.130414238 /fit/ here

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:35 No.130414252 /fit/ reporting in

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:36 No.130414275 File: 1329878170.jpg-(33 KB, 365x274, you+_6ceeab19e734788f002c2219c(...).jpg) You have my Sword!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:36 No.130414315 File: 1329878192.jpg-(126 KB, 804x971, 1307892215895.jpg) /tg/ responding

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:36 No.130414356
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Sons of 4chan, of 2chan, of anychan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered off-topic threads, when the age of *chan comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the *chans!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:37 No.130414372 File: 1329878228.png-(543 KB, 566x710, 850f245cc521743ada4f986cd618b5(...).png) /vp/ here, are u simgle master? :3

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:37 No.130414397 /b/ here feels good to be anon again

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:38 No.130414467 File: 1329878287.jpg-(57 KB, 300x300, tuxedo-strawberry.jpg) /ck/ here, coming by to drop off some dessert.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:38 No.130414478 >>130412441 this shit is not big deal, there are plenty of "men" under 6 feet tall that will never get to fuck a vagina in their lives, not even from prostitutes, getting fucked in the ass does not counts, it does not matter how much you say so.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:38 No.130414521 File: 1329878322.png-(19 KB, 623x285, u r OBJECTIOM.png) >>130414372

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:38 No.130414538 File: 1329878334.png-(1.08 MB, 1024x576, georgette boobs.png) /co/ reporting in.

>>	peter Bishop !MQSpXmvic. 02/21/12(Tue)21:39 No.130414563 File: 1329878346.jpg-(51 KB, 691x617, 1327123828626.jpg) /tv/ here

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:39 No.130414565 File: 1329878348.jpg-(8 KB, 326x352, what.jpg) >>130414478

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:39 No.130414600 >>130414478 >somadmaddon'tevenmadder.jpg

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:40 No.130414700 File: 1329878444.png-(1.43 MB, 1024x768, for 4chan.png) >>130414356 >For 4chan.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:42 No.130414884 >implying he didn't get raped in prison

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:42 No.130414923 >>130414884 >implying he's been to prison

>>	The calm man !ZrhmbVqRws 02/21/12(Tue)21:42 No.130414938 >>130414478 FOOL THINK ABOUT IT THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH POWER HE MUST HAVE ACCUMULATED OVER THE YEARS HE WILL REND THE EARTH IN TWAIN.

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:43 No.130414942

>>130414478
But Chris may become the mightiest magus of this world! His is the mana of all the jerks! He recycled for three decades awaiting this day. What man can stand against such reckless faggotry? When his new age dawns, it shall dawn in rage of the purest virginity. We must gather the great sages of /cwc/, for only they may save us now.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:43 No.130415017 File: 1329878627.jpg-(14 KB, 480x360, 1316908585554.jpg) eat smoke, ya cunts

>>	The calm man !ZrhmbVqRws 02/21/12(Tue)21:43 No.130415032 >>130414884 >>130414923 by the time his trial rolls around the laws of man will not matter

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:44 No.130415098 >>130414478 >confirmed for being from /fit/

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:45 No.130415163 WE NEED TO STOP THIS WE NEED TO BUY HIM A WHORE OR SOMETHING! OR SEVERAL WHORES! YES! EVEN BETTER!

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:45 No.130415174

>>130414700

Jesus, this metaphor is perfect. All he requires is the Ring: his last two days. All we could do to resist his reign of tyranny was to send two halflings into hell itself to take his virginity from him.

Do you think they made it? What does your heart tell you, /v/?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:47 No.130415282 File: 1329878820.jpg-(12 KB, 333x347, 1319138942456.jpg) >CWC almost 30 Jesus where did the time go

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:48 No.130415406 File: 1329878894.jpg-(48 KB, 200x291, 1327071318501.jpg) ITS OVER BRO GAME OVER

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:48 No.130415407 >>130415163 Don't you remember the whore incident a few years ago? Some guy send some prostitutes over Chris' house. He got scared and got them out of there, and his parents grounded him.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:48 No.130415428 >people thinking that making him lose his anal virginity will make him lose his powers He'll be weakened, but he'll be the most powerful incubus known.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:49 No.130415472 So does somebody know the exact time of his ascension? I'm going to hide in my basement praying to the vidya.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:49 No.130415484 >>130415428 >incubus >Chris-chan HIDE YOUR WOMEN EXCEPT HEPLER

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:49 No.130415504 File: 1329878968.jpg-(55 KB, 499x349, 1324243047254.jpg) THE CONVERGENCE IS NEARING PENDRAGON!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:50 No.130415578 File: 1329879010.png-(153 KB, 300x300, i'm gettin too motivated for t(...).png) /vg/ here. Ready to spend all our fightan meter.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:50 No.130415601 >>130415098 /co/ actually, post-ponies obviously.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:50 No.130415627 >>130415407 Even if we failed once we HAVE to try it again. Even if we fail again. At least we tried.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:50 No.130415637 >>130415163 One does not simply send whores to branchland court. That defiled land is home to the snorlax guardian. We may only hope for whores of the strongest will. Only men with hearts of steel may embark on this journey.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:51 No.130415746 /x/ has joined the party.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:51 No.130415752 >>130415637 Branchland Court? It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:52 No.130415773 Obviously we have to get a white, 18-30 year-old, boyfriend-free girl to visit him and screw. So which one of you is going to take one for the team?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:52 No.130415775 File: 1329879128.jpg-(32 KB, 500x361, ANCHORMANG.jpg) WHERE ARE THE WIZARDS? WHERE ARE THEY?! SPELLCASTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:52 No.130415784 /tg/ has abandoned us Years of talking about worse vidya than they talk about has taken its toll.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:52 No.130415815 >>130415773 I'm male, so sorry. >>130415775 Only 21. I've still got nine levels before ascension.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:53 No.130415878 File: 1329879202.jpg-(21 KB, 268x265, 1316882057884.jpg) >>130415773 >/v/ >women why do you jest in our greatest hour of need?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:53 No.130415887 >CWC attains wizardhood in two days My god. It truly is the year of the apocalypse. No one, not even all the wizards and *chans combined can stop him.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:54 No.130415950 File: 1329879242.gif-(28 KB, 262x300, charging guardsmen.gif) /v//tg//a//co//b//sci/ Eager for action, sir! You just read this in my voice

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:54 No.130415975 If we cannot stop him, then we must take pre-emptive measures to slow his progress. We must reacquire the Sonichu medallion.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:54 No.130416007 >>130415773 We must ask the elves of /cgl/ for only they know where we may find this mythical "female" creature. I fear even our bravest traps cannot hold his mana.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:55 No.130416026 File: 1329879300.jpg-(73 KB, 400x454, blackbeard.jpg) >>130415163 AR MATEY, IT BE TOO LATE TO PREVENT HIM FROM BECOMIN A WIZARD, WE MUST BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES AND PREPARE FER THE WORST.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:55 No.130416054 File: 1329879315.jpg-(56 KB, 624x356, gandalfgun.jpg) Surely with the banners combined enough wizards will be amoung us?!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:56 No.130416139 >>130415887 >>130415975 BUT... BUT WHAT IF WE APPEASE THE CHOSEN ONE, WITH A WOMAN? SOMEONE OF OUR KIN. SOMEONE EASILY OBTAINABLE.. SOMEONE WITH A CONFUSING GENDER.. ... ... Nyanners

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:56 No.130416141 File: 1329879370.jpg-(18 KB, 261x293, 1324334304410.jpg) You got my dubs or what's left of them.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:56 No.130416156 File: 1329879387.jpg-(24 KB, 680x568, 1327021965309.jpg) >>130415775 It's over, friend. None can stop his ascension.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:56 No.130416181 File: 1329879406.jpg-(48 KB, 600x488, 1299272901425.jpg) >>130415746 Now, what exactly are we supposed to be doing? Uniting the boards seems to be the only way to kill the batman, or destroy the universe. Captcha semi-related: incans cottises

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:56 No.130416186 File: 1329879412.jpg-(440 KB, 1252x1243, finalboss.jpg) WE CANT HOLD HIM OFF FOREVER!!!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:57 No.130416236 File: 1329879449.jpg-(39 KB, 400x399, plotholes..jpg) /lit/ here, we didn't even get an invite fuck everyone

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:57 No.130416263

>>130416139
It's worth a try, but we should get the medallion just the same. It was a source of his virginity for over a decade. It must have some protective virtues against Chris-chan himself that one of our own wizards could use to forestall the destruction of our world, if even for a short time.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:58 No.130416312 Been away for the month, what's going on?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:58 No.130416321 >>130416181 We need to prevent CWC from attaining wizardhood. His mana is too potent and plentiful, his powers to strong. It'll be the end of us all.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:58 No.130416330 >>130416139 You want us to taint Nyanners with Chris' seed? Of all of the virgins in the world...

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:59 No.130416349 File: 1329879543.jpg-(5 KB, 251x151, thechosenone.jpg) >>130416139 I know who we must send. We will offer her a deal. We will stop tormenting her, if she surrenders herself. Now we must assemble a team to escort her to Branchland Court.

>>	The calm man !ZrhmbVqRws 02/21/12(Tue)21:59 No.130416354 >>130416236 oh we did you just didn't answer

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:59 No.130416372 File: 1329879558.jpg-(21 KB, 640x405, OldSnakeSalute.jpg) Foolish man. He prayed for Wizardry, and it found him. You see, Anonymous? You can't protect anyone, not even yourself!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)21:59 No.130416397 >>130416139 Though his anal circumference is great, even he may not survive the horrors of the bent duck. I am sorry, but all hope was lost even before this war began. Such mana has never been seen by mortals before.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:00 No.130416461 What we really need is Joan d'Arc.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:00 No.130416491 File: 1329879636.jpg-(23 KB, 269x332, aaaaaa.jpg) I sense a great disturbance of the force. It feels like a thousand retards drooling on the floor. And it's growing. It's gaining momentum.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:01 No.130416532 File: 1329879660.jpg-(76 KB, 920x613, 1327108273776.jpg) WE MUST ASSEMBLE A TEAM A TEAM OF THE MIGHTIEST CHAMPIONS OF OUR BOARDS ONLY THEN MAY WE HAVE A CHANCE TO LOCATE THE PIECES OF THE SONICHU AMULET, HIS PHYLACTERY

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:01 No.130416587 File: 1329879701.jpg-(103 KB, 800x702, 1326214596253.jpg) /x/ reporting in!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:01 No.130416597 >>130416349 This might just be insane enough to work. We must forge an alliance with one of our most hated enemies. We must seek the aid of the one they call the Hamburger Helper. She is the chosen one.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:02 No.130416609 >>130416532 THE SONICHU AMULET CANNOT BE DESTROYED, ANON SON OF 4CHAN, BY ANY CRAFT THAT WE WERE POSSESS. IN THE FIRES OF BRANCHLAND COURT WAS IT MADE, AND ONLY THERE CAN IT BE UNMADE.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:02 No.130416620 We cannot stop his ascension but maybe just maybe we can imprison him and hold his dark force at bay. With enough wizards speaking the holy words, we can have much needed time to find a way to end his dark presence.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:02 No.130416651 File: 1329879751.jpg-(118 KB, 640x480, OHFUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK.jpg) its over.... we underestimated his virginity. truly this is a sad day for /v/

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:02 No.130416685 umm /3/ I guess

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:03 No.130416703 File: 1329879792.jpg-(104 KB, 500x452, 1326870408264.jpg) We need this guy to takes us back in time and stop Sonichu from ever being created!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:03 No.130416704 File: 1329879793.png-(145 KB, 397x418, thesavior.png) >>130416461

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:04 No.130416789 >>130416704 Yes. YES. It's perfect.

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:04 No.130416808

>>130416620
The mana required to seal him would be immense. Those wizards would surely die!

>>130416609
By the fires of Branchland Court shall we destroy the medallion then. We need a carrier, none can withstand the pure autism reading from the crayola-model-magic of the medallion.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:04 No.130416834 >>130416587 YOU! /x/! FIND A WITCH OR BETTER YET A LOT OF WITCHES AND SACRIFICE THEM TO HIM YOU COULD SAVE US ALL

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:05 No.130416883 File: 1329879932.png-(17 KB, 761x689, OURHEROES.png) QUICKLY, GIVE US YOUR CHAMPIONS YOUR HEROES OUR SAVIORS

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:05 No.130416886

>>130416597
No! The scrolls fortold that should she obtain his mana, she will birth a being of pure autism. It is said that this creature will attain wizardry while still in the womb, and when born, it shall open one of its twenty-four mouths and sing the song that unmakes the earth.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:05 No.130416891 >>130416808 And yet, one of you must do this. One of you must go. Ulilililila would be perfect

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:06 No.130416928 File: 1329879961.jpg-(95 KB, 598x508, IT BEGINS.jpg) >>130413513 Truly these are dark times

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:06 No.130416942 >>130416808 You seem to underestimate the powers of Chris' pure CRAYOLA-FUCKIN'-MODEL-MAGIC. The only force capable of destroying the medallion is a source of autism as highly-functional as Chris'.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:06 No.130416968 File: 1329879988.jpg-(48 KB, 435x571, What the fuck am I casting.jpg) >>130416883 /tg/ REPORTING IN

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:06 No.130416983 File: 1329880000.jpg-(18 KB, 309x260, note655.jpg) /sp/ here, let's do this

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:07 No.130417032 go and ask help from the aesthetic warriors of /fit/

The calm man !ZrhmbVqRws 02/21/12(Tue)22:07 No.130417058

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/230/801/9db.png
&imgrefurl=http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/tribes-ascend&h=394&w=500&sz=21
9&tbnid=MRkLYfsoJ0DnEM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=114&zoom=1&docid=SczZaWKaBhv1JM&sa=X&am
p;ei=1ltET9rPCJDKiAKxhojqDg&ved=0CDwQ9QEwAw&dur=387

our hero

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:07 No.130417069 http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/pz85y/virginity_level/ lolololol WHAT'S A CHRISCHAN? XDDDDDD lelelelelelelele

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:07 No.130417080 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCNYyhAO0hk Official theme of this heroic campaign.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:07 No.130417084 File: 1329880067.png-(88 KB, 225x265, stop being evil.png) >>130416883 >/k/ >not /co/, /v/'s bro Holy shit, this is bad.

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:07 No.130417093

>>130416704
FATTEST AMONG THE FAT, WE BESEECH YOU IN OUR HOUR OF NEED. YOU MUST TAKE THE MEDALLION TO THE PITS OF BRANCHLAND COURT AND CAST IT INTO THE FLAMES OF AUTISM. CHOSEN ONE, YOU MUST STOP THE ASCENSION.

WHO AMONG US SHALL GUIDE HER ON HER JOURNEY? IS THERE NO MEN AMONG US WILLING TO SACRIFICE SO GREATLY FOR US ALL?

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:08 No.130417106
File: 1329880081.jpg-(526 KB, 1024x768, homeworld stone.jpg)

Gentlemen, have we considered a limited planetary evacuation?

if we send too many ships away he will follow them, but if we send our best and brightest away to start anew elsewhere, one day earth may be liberated by its immortal wizard overlord

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:08 No.130417148 File: 1329880109.jpg-(21 KB, 439x301, reggiegigas.jpg) /vp/ reporting for duty

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:08 No.130417151 File: 1329880111.jpg-(548 KB, 830x1200, 1311303820537.jpg) x is ready to devour your enemies

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:08 No.130417161 File: 1329880120.jpg-(33 KB, 349x500, heart115.jpg) >>130417032 HERE IS OUR LORD, RIPPETOE WILL PREPARE THEE WELL

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:08 No.130417164 >>130416808 But we need more time, the brave wizards would surely die by fighting the dark lord of autism rather than to die by covering in fear as he transforms them into rosechu and rapes them for a 1000 years.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:08 No.130417180 >>130417069 No. He belongs to /v/. God this shit is going to get bad. Prepare for a flood of Redditards.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:08 No.130417192 >>130417093 I will go! Though, I do not know the way. Are there any that can guide me?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:09 No.130417212 >>130416703 I believe this is the only way to do it.

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:09 No.130417236
File: 1329880162.jpg-(151 KB, 1024x768, ulillillia the white wizard of(...).jpg)

It's OK guys. Chris will only become a dark wizard. Since his soul has been tainted by douchebaggery, fapping, semen drinking, doll fucking, and general faggotry.

We will have a white wizard on our side soon enough: Ulillilia.

I think he's about 28 right now, so after we endure 2 years of Chris's dark reign, we will be saved by the whitest of white magic from our gentle savior.

ALL HAIL ULILLILLIA!

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:09 No.130417264
File: 1329880188.jpg-(65 KB, 774x530, ImperialGuardCadians.jpg)

>>130417106
No time to evacuate. Assuming he doesn't immediately dissolve reality with his powers, all Imperial Guard units in this segmentum shall be dispatched to absorb the worst of whatever he decides to call forth while the other boards coordinate a countrattack.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:09 No.130417274 >>130416942 With wards of pure pickle we will contain it, with laments of vagina bind it and with the autism of the ones they call /mlp/ we may hope to bring it to the depths of hell.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:09 No.130417275 File: 1329880195.jpg-(15 KB, 320x187, 1285648518043.jpg) where's /co/? i hope the procedure to remove the cancer was successful

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:10 No.130417310 File: 1329880226.jpg-(44 KB, 357x415, 1321865407559.jpg) >>130416834 I am a wizard and master of demon summoning, currently in search of a ritual to fight back the evil.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:10 No.130417342 >>130417093 ARE THERE NO HEROES LEFT IN MAN?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:10 No.130417349 >>130412441 /g/ here, i'll install gentoo

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:11 No.130417390 >>130417342 It's like nobody can hear me. >>130417192

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:11 No.130417404 >>130417192 /b/ here, I'll be there in 15 minutes wearing a red coat

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:11 No.130417416 File: 1329880290.jpg-(29 KB, 258x258, 1311726297338.jpg) >>130417236 >ulillillia the white wizard of north dakota.jpg

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:11 No.130417417 File: 1329880292.png-(11 KB, 476x558, Nodflenders.png) old-/b/ will stand by you against the autist of destruction

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:11 No.130417442
File: 1329880311.jpg-(99 KB, 468x676, 496292-berserk_guts_3215.jpg)

You're right, we are mortal and fragile. But even if we are tortured or wounded, we'll fight to survive. You should feel the pain we feel and understand. I am the messenger that will deliver you to that pain and understanding.

/a/ here. we've been in a love-hate relationship for a while /v/, but its times like these that petty fights need to be put on a stand still. i come to you not as a tsundere lover, but as a friend, prepared to lay down my life for what we both believe in.

are you ready, friend?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:11 No.130417447 >>130417161 THAT RIPPETOE CAN KILL HIM WITH HIS SQUATTING WIZARDRY

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:12 No.130417460 File: 1329880326.jpg-(685 KB, 2496x1200, 1326241775374.jpg) It's time to gather our mightiest warriors!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:12 No.130417510 >>130417264 Godspeed, brave men of /tg/. The wizards of /v/ and /vg/, the witches and warlocks of /x/, and the knights of /k/ and /fit/ are at your back.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:12 No.130417520 File: 1329880371.png-(20 KB, 761x689, VERYWELL.png) >>130417084 >>130417084 Very well, anon, we have called in some reinforcements. Including the cavalry.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:12 No.130417525 >>130417342 Look to this man. He will be your savior. >>130417236 >>130417236 >>130417236

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:14 No.130417615 /diy/ here I'm ready.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:14 No.130417634 >>130417069 godammit. those mainstream faggots never heard of chris chan. why am I not surprised?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:14 No.130417640 File: 1329880457.jpg-(2.55 MB, 3000x2171, Solvay_conference_1927.jpg) /pol/ here. Where is the white man in need?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:14 No.130417649 File: 1329880462.jpg-(45 KB, 398x495, champion.jpg) >>130417520 Positive that we can all agree that /v/'s champion is none other than Gaben Newell.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:14 No.130417662 File: 1329880475.gif-(2.04 MB, 400x226, SHAKE IT BAKE IT BOOTY QUAKE I(...).gif) >>130417275 /co/ here. The procedure was a success. We are weakened from the operation, but we can still help.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:14 No.130417682 ITT: The best threads on 4chan. Except /mlp/, that place is a shithole. I nominate the Chosen Undead as hero of /v/, and Deadpool as hero of /co/

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:14 No.130417691 I'm still thinking sending him a sacrifice in form of a woman might work. Or leach at least so much power that we're save until the ascend of our true white knight.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:14 No.130417694 File: 1329880495.jpg-(8 KB, 300x168, images.jpg) >>130417236 >>130417236 >>130417236 >>130417236 >>130417236 ALL HAIL ULILLILLIA! OUR ONE AND ONLY TRUE SAVIOR!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:15 No.130417740 >>130417460 Fucking Teedus. Every time. >>130417615 Did you bring Duct Tape?

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:15 No.130417745
File: 1329880530.jpg-(83 KB, 1000x800, Von_Braun_Wallpaper.jpg)

I know, we must create a FTL engine, and use it's ability to modify reality around it and spread it on all earth. we just modify the proto-reality to our desire, so here, no chris-chan.

That could work guys

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:15 No.130417751 File: 1329880538.png-(11 KB, 676x499, 1329066714752.png) >>130417520 HE NEEDS HIS FAVORITE SOURCE MATERIAL TO HELP IN THE QUEST.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:15 No.130417754 >>130417649 Gaben is most definitely /v/'s hero. Only his charismatic personality and boyish good looks can hope to withstand the oppressive might of Chris-chan.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:15 No.130417774 >>130417520 you fucking cunt, add /fit/ to that image, we are here and we are willing to sacrifice our gains for the sake of the internet

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:15 No.130417782 >>130417649 Now we know why Gabe has transformed into Beard-Mode He knew the Dark Times were coming

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:16 No.130417791 CWC says that anyone on his friends-list is welcome to visit his house. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:16 No.130417838 >>130417442 until next time!

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:16 No.130417857 >>130417640 I'm Mexican

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:17 No.130417870 >>130417791 hookers BUY HOOKERS desperate times call for desperate measures

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:17 No.130417891 File: 1329880633.jpg-(79 KB, 800x595, berserk031.jpg) >>130417838 not today mother fucker.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:17 No.130417906 >>130417870 Tried that already. He vehemently rejected them.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:17 No.130417915 File: 1329880662.jpg-(48 KB, 400x399, 1314848430647.jpg) Where is /g/? Have they forsaken us in these dark times?

Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:18 No.130417938

>>130417520
>>130417520
>>130417520
>>130417520
>>130417520
>>130417520
>>130417520
>>130417520

Ulillillia spearheads the assault. He is our beacon of hope in these dark hours. Only one with mana so pure as his could lead such a desperate band of heroes.

Also, GABEN AS THE CHAMPION AND HERO FROM /v/ HE IS THE BEST MAN AMONG US ALL.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:18 No.130417960 >>130417640 Mobilize that fucking Wermatch. And quick. It'll be a bloodbath but hopefully we'll delay him long enough for the wizards to slay the beast.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:18 No.130417976 File: 1329880712.jpg-(111 KB, 636x599, 1327532513660.jpg) Why don't we just kill him? Is that too extreme? Burning his house down while he's inside sleeping in it? Just throwing that out there on the table.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:18 No.130417992 File: 1329880720.png-(13 KB, 476x558, Mythnod.png) >>130417417 /v/ and /b/ love each other nod, right Gurdohm Fromen?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:18 No.130418004 >>130417520 calvary? pfft, who needs that when you have neckbears from /v/? what /mlp/ can do is fuck with Chris-Chan's sexual orientation

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:18 No.130418021 >>130417870 Ahaha. That didn't go over well the first time.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:18 No.130418029 File: 1329880737.png-(550 KB, 2138x1198, 132950906543.png) INITIATING MOST RECENT CWC DISPATCH DUMP WARNING SOME STUFF IS REPEATED IN THE FOLLOWING IMAGES

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:19 No.130418048 GABEN AS THE CHAMPION OF /V/

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:19 No.130418050 >>130418004 THIS THIS A THOUSAND TIMES. If he fucks a horse does it count?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:19 No.130418090 File: 1329880785.png-(25 KB, 761x689, THECOALITION.png) MORE ANSWER THE BEACONS YET BUT IS IT ENOUGH?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:19 No.130418093 File: 1329880786.jpg-(68 KB, 1279x701, okusaer.jpg) Another /m/an here. It's time to mass produce the gynoids.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:19 No.130418095 >>130418004 They already have: http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler%27s_FUTURE_MESSAGE

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:19 No.130418096 >>130417976 The young ward doesn't know the fortified defense mechanism of the unholy one.. CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT TO HIM PLEASE?

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:19 No.130418105 File: 1329880799.jpg-(138 KB, 456x303, 1329567251919.jpg) >>130417976 >he thinks fire can kill a man so close to becoming a Dark Wizard.

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:20 No.130418127 File: 1329880809.jpg-(13 KB, 259x194, 3123123213.jpg) /sci/ REPORTING IN

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:20 No.130418139 >>130417976 trying to kill a wizard with pure brute strength, AJAJAJAJA LOL

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:20 No.130418154 File: 1329880826.png-(250 KB, 1314x1050, 132950911567.png) >>130418029

>>	Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:20 No.130418167 >>130417915 rithg here >>130417349

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