I also had a stawberry milkshake.

if only there was a MCDonald near where I live T-T... wait there is a subway though and it's the foot long 5$ too... might just go buy myself a sub

all dose hamboigahs

>mcdouble
>dubs

>>128939418
>T-T...

Faggot alert.

>>128939440
all dose heart atttackes

That has more calories than i ate in the past 4 days

>>128938787
>I just ate my first MC Double Chicken

You mean a mcgangbang?

>>128939534
Says the tripfag ponyfag avatar fag.

>>128938787
>How does this make you feel /v/?
jelly and hungry

Was gonna go out with friends, but a family matter came up and now I have to fly to New York for a week.

this makes me feel good OP, since you will die soon and you are a faggot

i really want to go burger king
the nearest one is like 3 miles away and theres crazy snow outside

>friday night

An entire thin-crust pizza and 2 litre of DR PEPPER AW YEAH

>>128939534
>Trip
>Pony

Faggot alert.

Might go out with friends , might stay in and smoke massive amounts of weed and then attempt to master Hilde of Soul Calibur 5. I just partied for 4 straight days last weekend so the latter actually sounds more appealing right now.

Wow...

I have a Monster and a bag of chips, that is 2/3 of the unhealthy shit I eat a week.

Go be fat somewhere else.

I make my own with my George Foreman grill and it tastes better.

Amerifat detected.

Quarter Pounder with Cheese > Big Mac

My plans?
Play TERA, get The Darkness 2.

A bit jelly.
A Big Mac and a few fries is enough for me.

>MC Double Chicken

mynigga.exe

Nothing

>>128939803
>weed
>parties

God, you sound like such a teenager. Let me guess, you're 17-19?

>>128939892
>amerifat
>everything is written in german
wut? are you retarded or something?

>>128939820

>Go be fat somewhere else.

183cm, 80kg, /fit/

>kronenbourg
>weed
>killing floor
>zombie movies

I'm all set.

would be better with a girl or friends though

>That feel when you go to McDonald's pretty regularly and always order 4 sandwiches and some fries, yet you're underweight

>>128939892
Open OF and read the labels before you say stupid shit.

I was about to post the same shit, but did my research and concluded that OP is somewhere in Europe, most likely Germany.

>>128940164
always better with a girl or friends

>McDonalds
>Nicht zum nächsten Döner gehen wo man besseres Essen für weniger Geld kriegt

>>128940112

>caring about people smoking weed and socialising

God, you sound like an insecure loser.

>BF3
>xbox

nigga u stupid

Running a TF2 listen server for some friends, followed by a Gmod one when we decide it's time to strap thrusters to everything we can find.

And fuck you OP, McDonald's is shit but now it's all I want.
That said:
>McDouble Chicken
MAH GODDAMN NIGGA

Fucking 1955 Burger.
Anyone of you fags got it?

>>128940138
Yeah, lying on the internet isn't going to make you feel any better.

>>128940129
You get trolled way too easily.
And to the OP, very jelly.
I'm so god damn hungry ;_;

>>128938787
just had two delicous cheeseburger two chickenburger and a pack of nuggets

Geh nach Hause, Bernd.

Hier ist es nicht sicher für dich.

>>128940000

hungry
today I ate a banana and a cereal bar
;_;

>>128940422

>Germans

>that feel when your really hungry so you buy loads of food
>that feel when you can't finish
>that feel when you have to bin the remains
>that feel when hungry the next day and you really wish you had the remains

>>128940422
For some reason one banana can sustain my ass for nearly 2 days

>Can only eat a small hamburger and small fries before being uncomfortably full

I have coco pops and buxton

its 8:30, so I am now going to nap for a few hours and get a bus home from uni at 3am.

man I love coco pops

>>128940375
>lol I was just pretending to be stupid EPIC TROLL XD
confirmed for retard

>>128940000
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>>128940000

You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?

>yurop
And you guys called americans fatasses.
Jesus christ.

Ach Bernd...

>>128940272

enjoy cum-sauce

>>128940527

hi there Amazing Atheist

I worked out for 2 hours and have consumed a cup of coffee and 250cal of oatmeal, Not jelly at all.

Nur Asoziale und Schwule wohnen in Lübeck.


Zurück zu KC, du Untermensch

>>128940129
I think the people who have to constantly use American as an insult are mostly New Englanders, Cali/Washington/Oregon folk and Canadians.

>>128940375
I'm jelly too, I don't know if I'm going to have a meal tonight.

>>128940339
>mfw I'm 6'2" and 130 lbs
Not everyone on 4chan is a complete neckbeard, anon

>>128940640

I hope you enjoyed wasting those two hours.

>>128940558
probably get that checked out.

>>128940595
un quart de livre avec fromage

>>128940112

21. I take it you didn't go to college.

>What are you playing tonight, Anon?
im playing all the games my old rig could not run
space marine
mech warrior living legends
red orchestra 2
battlefield 3
arma 2
possibly some avp and if i can be arsed to install it and start a new game, x3 albion prelude
if your wondering my new rig is
>i5 2500k
>asus p8p67
>ocz 120gb ssd
>2x4gb 1600mhz ddr3
>some 1.3tb HDD i looted from a media server >the best card ever msi gtx 570 twin frozr 3
runs fucking everything max settings @ 60fps
im never leaving my room again

>>128939607
MY NIGGA

I hate when people call it a "mcdank". I'm probably going to have one tonight. Then I'll play BF3 on my PS3.

I don't know what the fuck happened.

After new year, I just couldn't eat as much. I got sick, lost all apetite, and now when I'm healthy again I get filled up by about half of what I managed before.

What's wrong with me?

>>128940576
You would have to be a complete retard to not notice the massive writing in German.
People on this board are pretty retarded, but I don't think anyone is THAT stupid.
Now stop it, you're only making yourself look madder.

>>128940624
Took me a second

OP ist deutsch.
Ich weiß das, weil ich deutsch kann und schon einige Deutsche gesehen habe.

I'm playing ReadDeadRedemption/GuildWars/TeamFortress2/Mount&Blade:Warband tonight.

>>128940837
Got my master's two years ago. You're still a childish, embarrassing adolescent.

>>128940869
What about McChurger?

>>128940868

aw I remember when I got my new rig and played all my previously un-playable games. it was a good feeling.
have fun.

>>128940780
You are severely retarded or huffing paint fumes.
I have been active and on a workout regime since I was 16 and have a degree in physical fitness.
You super jelly.

>>128940903
You got drunk on NYE and someone performed a gastric band operation.

>>128940837
He probably just has a real major where you can't party 4 days a week.

>>128940686

How do you know where I am?

I ate a whole big box of rice crispies today, then had some cocoa pebbles cause there was still milk left.

Livin' large

>>128941008
It's not an annoying name. I just hate when people have to associate EVERYTHING with weed.

>>128939534
Funny thing is, he's not even half the faggot you are. :3

fat fuck

>>128941005

>justifies himself to an anonymous stranger on the internet
>getting mad at people smoking weed and having fun
>calls other's childish

doh ho ho

How does it feel being a fat American

>>128938787
YOU FUCKED UP NOW BERND
I AM COMING TO YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW AND IM GOING TO BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU

Just had grilled salmon and pasta with sorrel sauce.
Cooked that shit myself, easy and quick. Eating it while browsing /v/ and playing Yakuza 4.

Friday night.

>>128940868
the one shitty thing about my new rig is the scrollweeel on the mouse makes a fucking awful sound

>>128941320
You're far too late.

>>128939892

Well then.

Just ordered a pizza from a local place, going to enjoy most of that and spend the rest of the night playing video games and browsing /v/. Living the dream.~

Can't quite decide if I should play L.A. Noire or Alice: Madness Returns, or just TF2 and Heroes of Stalingrad.
Huh, think I might just spend the day browsing /v/ and eating pizza. After doing some SQUATS AND OATS of course.

>>128941191
Pity, such blatant denial only further shows just how much of a faggot you are~

>>128941191
gotta post more smileys
(>^(>O_o)>

>>128941320

0/10

that troll has already been presented and worked on a few people too.

Is the stuff in this thread about college and weed and fat people actual mad, or just funnin'? Better be the second, or y'all's fags.

>>128940339

why would i lie when i am anon?

>>128941005

Adolescence ends after the teenage years. Your masters wouldn't happen to be in communications would it? Anyway, we both play vidya so why the fuck are you calling me childish? Vidya is the most childish and overall useless hobby you can have.

>>128938787
Enjoy your salt and sugar.

>>128941534

Insecure friendless virgins being insecure bro.

>>128941470
it wasn't me this was me
>>128941483

McDonalds tastes like fucking shit.
Duno how you fagturds can eat it. I'm guessing you're addicted to all the chemicals they pump into it, or just lazy as fuck.

>Shitty McDonalds.
>Not getting something from the superior Checkers or Fiveguys.

>>128941470
You should start using emoticons, too. It would make people a lot madder. :P

>>128942003
Sorry to disappoint you darling, but I'm not gay.

>>128942169

Could have fooled me.

OP what does the TS stand for in the Hamburger Royal TS?

>>128941470
If your faggot power was bricks you could build London, Shanghai and New York City and still have enough left over for a good-sized home for yourself. I congratulate you, sir.

>>128941333

Why would you do that?

>2012
>Consuming 1500 calories in one meal
>Playing a console

ISHYGDDT

>>128942247

Total Shit

>>128941470
Your taste in vidya is almost as bad as your taste in childrens cartoons.

>>128942169
>posts ponies
>not gay

Umm, bro. We have a problem here.

>>128942247

tomato and salad

>>128942350
It doesn't necessarily make him gay, but he may as well be because he will never get a woman, except possibly a hambeast.

S-S-S-S-S-SATURDAY MORNING MUTHAFUCKAS

Looks like Krüzkamp 6
23923 Lüdersdorf, Germany

>>128941972
Five Guys is expensive and not even that tasty, and their hot dogs are shameful.

>>128941265
What, you can't handle someone calling you out on your inability to grow up.

I want a fucking royal with cheese.

>MW3

>>128942304

had yesterday no meat at all. today only two bowels of oats with sirup and milk and coffee.

I have a party I have to get to today
no vidya tonight, I hate my life

>>128942491

Thank fuck for that. I've been living in Germany for almost 4 months now and I never knew.

>>128942583

OP here, getting scared guise...

>>128941470

Wait, you work out? Nigga what the fuck are you doing eating a whole pizza.?

>>128941265
>>128942587
You guys are both homos and should be sad to have even had that conversation.

>2012
>Not enjoying a McDank

>>128942648
I fucking love me some Pink Slime.


Google it.

>McDonald's

Should have went to Wendy's. Enjoy your hear attack.

>>128942741

why.png

>>128942897

You're even gayer for thinking you're better than them.

>>128941972
I'd rather spend 4 dollars on 4 burgers that I can mash together to make a mega burger than spend 8 dollars on one at five guys.

>>128942868
Simply because I exercise doesn't mean I can't indulge myself ever so rarely.

>>128943038

You're the gayest for pointing it out.

Did I win?

>>128943038
And look at you using gay as an insult in the 21st century. Sure is backward barbarian retard in here.

>>128943159
Fag.

>>128943116

Wrong the correct response is "I'm bulkan' faggot."
You will never be truly /fit/

Chilling with my best bro, pizza and vidya all night yeah.

going out in Reading (town in England) for a friend's birthday. we're all meeting at 10pm for some reason.

the friend whose birthday it is drinks like a fucking irishman so I'll probably end up babysitting him for most of the night

>>128943116
Ur a fag go die
I bet you squat about 75 lbs, though I'm sure you can e-stat like a mofo.

>>128938787

OP eating Hamburgers in Hamburg. HA HA AMAZING.

>>128943116
>exercising
>not just letting your metabolism do all the work while you sit back and play vidya
Get a load of this faggot.

>>128943392
You should raise a kid and never let him learn to read so that everybody can make hilarious jokes about him.

>>128943252

nutgobbler

>>128942821
that looks like taffy.

>>128943646

what the fuck are you talking about?

>>128943202
u butthurt bro? I guess it's kind of difficult when you're analmangled but you should just chill out before you become rectumstressed

>>128943671
It is taffy, that's why the burgers are so tasty.

>>128943589

What if you want to be joocy as fuaaarrrkkkkkk?

I am having baked salmon seasoned with lemon, onion powder, and basil leaves. Rice with steamed vegetables and salad at the side.

You wouldn't happen to be jealous, would you?

>>128938787

>MFW OP left Geotagging on and I actually live in the same street as him

I hope your regular diet doesn't look like that, OP.

>>128943903

> mfw I'm actually just a little jealous.

>>128943857
fuck that noise, tall and skinny as fuck master race

hungry
I wish I could eat that garbage

>>128944015

I can assure you. OP is fatter than holy fuck (I live in the same street as him. he fucking waddles when he walks)

SNICKERS IS A BAR

>>128943903

>Im having a gourmet microwaved dinner

ftfy

I'm either going to be eating awful food and playing some Source by myself while wallowing in self-pity, or getting my shit together and visiting a ladyfriend who's in town for the weekend.

What's it going to be, /v/? Should I at least attempt to be a normalfag, or should I just give up while I'm ahead?

Made me some popcorn. Skipped dinner to prepare my body for this massive calorie intake.

>>128943903

I had baked salmon with a chilli, ginger and lime dressing just yesterday. Good show, anon.

>>128943903
I'll be eating microwave meals in the meantime.

>>128944432

Depends on the state of your relationship with this ladyfriend.

>>128944432

Try to fuck your friend because hey, why not?

Five boxing World of Warcraft FOR I AM SUPREME FOREVERALONE!

Watching movies, eating food, playing gaims

>>128944432

Go for the normalfag route, but pretend you're Agent 17. Dress as an electrician and when nobody's looking, choke her with a length of wire and fuck the corpse.

>>128942648
No shit. It's ground up chicken meat. What did you expect it to look like? If it's not getting balled up into nuggets, it might as well be sausage meat.

>>128944366
>>128944648
>Implying I eat anything made in a microwave

I heat things up though like the skinless chicken breasts I baked from last week.

>>128943903
No, I'm having ambrosia. Not the catch-all term for really good food, I mean literally ambrosia. I probably won't age for at least 2800 years after I'm done.

>>128944692
Used to be pretty close, but I moved away and haven't seen her in almost 4 years. She texted me out of the blue a few months back saying that she misses me and that she "used to like me", and we've been talking pretty constantly since.

Thing is, it's been so long and I'm afraid she's just misremembering how I used to be and that once we finally meet up she'll be disgusted at how fat and beta I actually am.

I finished my 4th playthrough of Dark Messiah earlier and completed it on hardcore difficulty, so then I got a cider to celebrate and preordered Dishonored.

Played some god hand
Watched the Matrix and ate some popcorn

This evening has been sweet so far.

FFFFF OP

i am so jelly. i am just too poor to eat at mcdonalds. and cant really be arsed to drive to it

i mean you are from germany too and just look at the prices

big mac: 3,59€
royal ts: 3,59€
big frites= 2,79€ or something
mcdouble= 1,49€
chickenburger= 1€

the only thing I ever eat at mcdonalds is the chickenburger ts and the big mac and mc muffin fresh chicken when they have coupons. now i only eat at burger king because

>2€ for a mid tier burger like crispy chickem/big king/long chicken
>4€ for: big frites, big cola, crispy chicken/big king/long chicken

>>128940595

Royale with Cheese

I don't really see how Mcdonald can be fattening apart from the fries.

Shit like burger king is far worse with bacon slapped on all their burgers

Tera Online tonight

>>128949317
>I don't really see how Mcdonald can be fattening apart from the fries.

u serious?

>>128949317
>I really don't know the calorie or fat content of anything, as I do not read nutritional information
Cool story bro.

Hungry. This shit can be amazing in moderation. Enjoy, Opee.

Friday night, awwwwww yeah.

Junk food, /v/ and absolutely no video games

Work tonight. I'm a valet.

I'll play games and smoke pot after midnight.

Fridays.

>>128949317
This is what Americans actually believe.

Bought two large pizzas and some ice cream from Dominos.

I've eaten 3/4s of the first large one and I'm full to the fucking brim.

Pizza for breakfast!

Gonna get taco bell and rage through Armored Core 2.

>>128949317
>the fries maek you fat; those burgers are liek lite diet food

ahahahaha