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>Sheldon walks onto the stage >Audience are sniggering, a sound of suspense is lingering in the air >'So Sheldon, what did you do today?' Penny asks >Sheldon turns his head to face hers >Audience chuckle heartily >'Oh nothing much... I just...' >Complete silence and suspense >'Played some video games.' >The
audience burst into hysterics, the sound of slapping knees and chairs
creaking under the rolling of hundreds of writhing bodies is almost
unearthly. Sheldon and Penny keep their neutral positions, and wait for
the audience to calm down >10 minutes later, the laughter hasn't stopped >an
old man had to be taken out in an ambulance due to a laughter related
heart attack, and this only caused another huge ripple of mind numbing
laughter >the audience finally dies down son Sheldon can finish his line. >'... on my Xbox 360.' >The
audience erupt into a demonic shriek, the blood vessels in their eyes
and throat have ruptured, causing blood to come streaming out all over
the the room. Eventually a few of them start to lose control of their
bowels, and a combination of shit and blood are swirling around the
room, covering the disgusting writhing mass completely in a foul red
smelling paste >Penny and Sheldon
keep their smiles plastered to their faces like pristine models, as the
faeces sprays all over the stage and massive chunks of bloody shit him
them in the face >The audience are
virtually all dead now, the horrifying sound of air leaving the throat
is the last thing that can be heard in the room, a loud guffaw sometimes
slipping it's way past the shredded vocal chords |