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Calling the plot of Mega Man's story in Street Fighter X Tekken right now.
Doomguy,
after saving the world, lets himself go. He becomes depressed at what
he has become. So, he starts playing the old MegaMan games again, like
he did as a kid. They helped rekindle his lost joy. Then, he decided
that he would be happiest actually BEING Mega Man! So he gets a plasma
pistol, and a full body suit complete with overunderpants, and starts
shooting up people. However, at the end of the story, when he finds that
box or whatever, he comes to the realisation that he is not, and never
will be Mega Man because he was a FUCKING SPACE MARINE WHO LITERALLY
KILLED HELL. So he's like "fuck this pussy Mega Man shit" and becomes a
space marine again, drops a bajillion pounds, and joins the Quake Arena
circuit. HAPPY END |