The fuck happened in that picture?

>>126691481
There were protestors or something.

Security had enough and just took her away.

>Julia Gillard

>>126691481

The PM got pushed by a bunch of insane activists and tripped in her heels. Bodyguard caught her. Activists act like trash. PM had to run.

>in australia, every vagina comes with its own trapdoor spider

>>126691550
Oh that's right, I was meant to go to some shitty barbecue for invasion day today.

they fucking passed acta secretly what the fuck goverment

>>126691762
how do they not fall into space?

Ha, Gillard is fuckable. Anyone agree?

>>126691852
Gravity is backwards too.

>>126691852
I dont think you understand the gravity of the situation.

>>126691879
yes

>Abos acting animalistic
What's new...

Good thing security was on hand with his home made riot shield

first the carbon tax now this shit? good job Austalia's not poor as shit

Holy shit this is great, I wasn't even aware of this.

Bitch had more coming to her

>>126691417
keeping it real

>>126691852
Too much spider web, they call themselves citizens but they are in fact just keeping there own meat warm.

This is my favorite picture from what happened. You've got the PM and the opposition leader looking scared as hell. Also, that guy on the left.

>>126692055

>>126692164
wow that guy's alpha as fuck

>>126691879
I need a picture of her face and body.

>>126692164

>>126692164
>chasing the PM
ISHYGDDT

>boong supporters acting like true boongs

Nothing to see here.

Wow, I don't know if I should applaud the Australian security forces' restraint or not.

If this were the Secret Service, all the protesters would have been gunned down.

>>126691693
Oh god, my sides

How was this photo not staged.

I'm surprised the boongs even knew what day it was

>>126692479
>u wot m8

Damn near pissed my pants

>>126691879

wut, no she doesn't put out at all, they even made fun of that in that comedy series. She'd always kiss her hairdresser boyfriend on the cheek.

>mfw he's really a hairdresser

Can someone explain this to me? i know im not the only one that is wondering this.

mfw

>mfw australia is america 2.0
You guys are doing such a swell job.

What a bunch of fucking savages

Greetings from New Zealand.

Move over here. Theres no danger here. I promise...

>>126692568
PM was being chased by Coons and mongrels, the security grabbed her and is dragging her under his shoulder.

>>126692697

There's nothing in New Zealand.

Literally, there's nothing to do.

>>126692677
>blue suede wedge shoe

Confirmed for not knowing shit about fashion.

>>126692697
If I ever move anywhere, it's three options:
>South Korea
>Sweden/Norway/Finland/they're all the same country anyway
>Canada

>Abos claim that whitey criminals came to Australia and ruined their land and their culture of hitting things with sticks
>Most abos are criminals
Oh the irony

>>126692677

>>126692677

HAHA i laughed my fucking face off at the thought of some tribe of coons worshipping the one with the blue shoe on his head.

>>126692677
>native_australians.jpg

>Australian Prime Ministers

>>126692740
Exactly. Just peace and quiet in the snowy mountain ranges that resemble the Swiss Apls for some reason.

No danger here. Just green fields and some sheep.

>>126692768
Do you guys have a fuckload of asians in australialalalalalalllalalalala?

>>126692697
Until we get beaten to death by a kiwi during an earthquake whilst driving a commodore with a starfire engine into a flock of sheep

>>126692702

Why didn't her bodyguards shoot the protesters attacking her?

Or more importantly, why didn't her bodyguards fully secure the area before the protesters stormed in?

Is the Australian Secret Service a lot more lax that the US Secret Service?

>>126692780
Most of the ones there were half-castes anyway.

>>126692440
Not really, every time they have done that the backlash has been astronomical.

Requesting some videos, please.

>>126692315

Fuck Gillard, this dude should be president

>my face when I didn't see any cops beating abbos

>>126692841
Yeah, a shit tonne.

>Woman Prime Minister

Wow, and they made fun of us for having a nigger president.

So what was the meeting about?

Actual comment from youtube

>Give the Abos there Tents .. You stole there children , raped there women , and took there land .. They only have tents left , dont take that also ..

>>126692916
>President

yeah nah

Boongs, being boongs. Next.

Also most boongs are only like 1/16th or some shit.

>>126692850

Because we're not trigger happy rednecks.

>>126691417
is abbot smiling in the background...

nice.

>>126692960
They were awarding medals to rescue workers

>>126692850
Because shooting Abos would case a bigger political incident than if the PM was torn apart by them.

>stolen generation
>they actually do something with their lives
>complain about whities stealing them

basically, there's been this long-standing protest since the '70s called "The Tent Embassy", it's about Aboriginal rights/recognition. The Opposition Leader, Tony Faggot, says he thinks the social context that made the T.E. no longer exists and Abos have it well off these days. Naturally, the leftist went nuts and tried to storm this function the PM and Op Leader were at, you can see Tony right behind her, loving how it's all panned out.

>mvq the Noalition planned and orchestrated this whole event.

>>126692479

This guy made a comment about the aboriginals moving their tent embassy or some shit so a bunch of them got together and came to a speech the pm was giving and surrounded the building so they called in the riot squad and got them out of there. She fell over on her way out.

>>126692850

Because Australia doesn't treat politians like they're made out of glass.

>>126692850
Guns have been outlawed in australia since 1996

>>126692976
>>126692976

>Raping aboriginal women

Someone must have their facts wrong.

>>126692164
Bald guy = pirates
Julia Gillard = video games
Riot shield = DRM
Tony Abbott = publishers

>>126692568
Ok, Imma lay it down.

The coons of Australia, the "Aboriginies", set up this thing they called a "Tent Embassy" in the 70s. It consists of tents set up on the Parliament lawn. The 'diginies were pissed off that the Government wasn't "recognising their traditional land ownership" (i.e refused to give them free land).

Recently, Tony Abbott the Opposition Leader (of the Liberal Party) said that Aboriginals were much better off these days, the Tent Embassy was no longer relevant and that they should go home.

The niggers got might riled up and protested against this "racism". The picture shows the niggers actually chasing the PM, they also attacked her car.

I hate Aboriginies

>>126693092

Wait

wait

wait wait wait

Australians actually put a woman in charge of their country?

>>126692999
>direct assault on high-importance politic in open area
>not responding with incapactitating force
>instead banning 'violent' vidya and having poisonous mammals

And in true Labour fashion, they have blamed Tony Abbot

>opposition leader makes racist comments

>coons attack prime minister

>>126692850

Because it's just Julia Gillard, no one really cares that much if she gets mobbed, not even her own bodyguards.

>>126693092
ill never forget the day i gave away my guns.

>>126692164

>>126693092
That is simply false.

The reason the abos were not shot is that the bad press would have ruined her career and hopes for re-election.

I would have preferred the niggers been gunned down, however

>>126692697

got a dolla, g?
keen for a scrap, au?
one punch oi?
dahuhuhuhuhuaeaheaheuahea chur bae

>>126693207
>Implying he would have done any better

>>126693205

>politician
>important enough to shoot someone over

Silly Americunt

>>126693180

No, she put herself in charge. She back-stabbed the guy we DID put in charge, and forced him to become Foreign Minister instead.

>activists
No, Aboriginals from the tent embassy

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10781376

>>126692850
>Is the Australian Secret Service a lot more lax that the US Secret Service?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvH3YQGQwLM

>>126693180
nononono she took power in a bloodless coup

we're still pissed about ti

>>126693092
Only rifles. With a license it's still legal to own a handgun. Although the self defence laws are a joke.

>>126692315

The PM's husband must feel beta as fuck after seeing that.

>>126693092
>let the military have guns
>let the citizens not

Mira mira! Viene una tormenta!

>>126693180
nope.

asian owned coal mines did

>>126693207
But the protestors came to harass Abbott, Julia was caught in the crossfire.

>>126692850
>
>Why didn't her bodyguards shoot the protesters attacking her?

And the scary thing is, Americans are probably dead serious when they ask that.

All about dat rooty tooty point and shooty over in Yankland.

>>126693383

>2nd best living standards in the world

>>126691879

The fuck is wrong with you, mate?

>>126693373
> he don't threesome with his wife and that bodyguard

>>126693310
Don't forget bribing the minor parties and independents when she actually stood for election!

And we call other nations corrupt.

>>126693222
>that feel when you had to give away your slug gun thanks to some cunt in tassie setting the high score

>>126693451
1st most ear shattering accents in the world.

>>126693451
>soaring household bills
>rising crime
>Asians everywhere
Yeah, nah.

>>126693383

I'm not sure about how it is in amurrika, but here our government isn't so corrupt that we need fear them.

>>126693492

No.

>>126693180
Wait

wait

wait wait wait

Americans actually put a black in charge of their country?

>>126692976
>they only have tents left

>>126693245
Sounds like a porno.

>>126693307
Irish actually, and I never said shoot. You can incapacitate with tazers, gas, and if you're really bent on shooting you can use rubber bullets.

btw, how does it feel to live in the only country with more christianity influenced politics than USA, while also still being owned by the commonwealth and the crown

>>126692164

Abbot actually looks kinda of bemused, like he has his trollface on.

>get free house
>get free car
>get free food
>get free money
>break all of it
>complain to today tonight

Someone post the video, it's like they are literally showing how they broke and trashed everything in their free house, then complain that it's the white man's fault and they are being neglected.

>>126693501
>that feel when Port Arthur was probably a False Flag attack

>>126693599
He's only part black, at least he's not fully woman.

>>126693559

3rd, after America and Britain.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World%27s_most_livable_cities

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Human_Development_Index#Complete_list_of_countries

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quality-of-life_Index

jelly, cunts?
yeah, u jelly.

>>126693492
>bribing
Do you have any idea how a minority government is formed?

If Julia was bribing so was Tony, it's what happens when you need minor party support.

Learn2AustralianPoliticalSystem.

>>126693648
How's this one
Wait

wait

wait wait wait

Americans actually put a muslim in charge of their country?

>>126693626

Secret Service would never, ever use tasers or any of that shit if you tried to grab Obama. They would always shoot to kill.

>>126693599

"a black"?

Am I back in the 50s? DON'T HOSE ME BRO!!

>>126693383
Are you referring to the ADF?

The Australin Defense Force? The ADF protects Australia. We are not afraid of our military here

>>126693726
Oh boy, here we go with the PC liberal retarded feel good bullshit.

>>126693700
>Learn2AustralianPoliticalSystem.
I do, it's corrupt. Abbot is just as shit as Gillard.

>hurr I'm gonna disagree just because I'm supposed to
Western politics in a nutshell

>>126693626

>while also still being owned by the commonwealth and the crown

Says the Irishman.

I think you lied about that. Flee your sinking ship while you can, Amerifat.

HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY!

FUCK YEAR!!

Abbos gonna Ab

White man makes the clothes you wear
White man builds the house you sleep in

And for all this

You can't spare a little dirt for the white man?

>>126693599

>>126693355
That's backwards. Rifles are fine. I went clay shooting with my shotgun and plinking with my .22 just today.

You can't have handguns afaik and you can't have semi automatic or automatic weapons.

>>126692976
Someone is forgetting all the special indigenous handouts.

We'd have a lot less racism if Aboriginals had to step the fuck up and look after themselves to the same extent as your average white man

>>126693721
Yeah, well you...

Yeah. We did.

>Gillard and Abbot handing out medals for heroism during emergencies or someshit
>Gillard talks about how the Abo Tent Embassy isn't really relevant and probably should be torn down
>Tent Embassy is like 200 meters away
>Tent Embassy Abo's hear, Chimp out
>Rush Gillard and Abbot as they exit
>Security tries to get Gillard and Abbot to GTFO
>Gillard is slow as fuck
>Grabbed by bald security dude who starts doing a weird hug/run
>Gillard looses shoe.

Advance Australia Fair...

>>126693632
Blacks are incapable of logical thought or preparing for the future.

Like dogs, they live only in the moment.

Here's the video if anyone is interested:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo9BPqIols8

abos arent human

news at 11

>>126693867
We cool now?

>>126693893
Unless they are French

>>126692850
No, it's because Australians aren't paranoid fucks and stuff like this rarely if ever happens.

>Be Australian
>Not be shredded as fuark

ISHHY DIGGY

>>126693724
To be fair, The U.S President is worth more than the Australian PM.

I agree, though, the Security forces should have just stood their ground and destroyed any nigger which got in striking distance.

If I had been PM, I would simply have walked out of the building with my head held high. If I was attacked, my ratings would sky rocket

>mfw Abbott was the real target

>>126693724
Obama is also head of the military. the PM of Australia is not

>Abbos

>>126693776
>The ADF protects Australia
Ha! The ADF is full of drunken brainwashed scum who would shoot at any of us if ordered to.

>We are not afraid of our military here
We should be, if for whatever reason they are turned on us we can only throw rocks at them.

Pro-tip: Guns are better than rocks

How was your straya day, cunts?

>>126692916

>President

You're a fucking retard.

>>126692976
SOMEBODY THINK OF THE TENTS!

>>126693963
Governments shouldn't have to control through fear.
Sets a precedent

>>126693923
I dunno. I'm not even that guy. Just your friendly neighborhood video games lover. This thread has actually just been really funny/entertaining compared to most of the stuff that's usually on here. Feels refreshing.

>>126693786

It's a joke whitey, chill the fuck out.

>>126693941

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU7bFpPJiww

>>126694077
We cool now.

>>126693834
Oh my god. I would suck every man that was in that building off until orgasm MULTIPLE times.

That is like utopia to me.

>>126693963

>If I had been PM, I would simply have walked out of the building with my head held high

That's what Prince Phillip would have done, which is why there is still a place for arrogant toffs. They genuinely don't give a fuck.

>>126693814
>Abbot is just as shit as Gillard.
Good man

>hurr I'm gonna disagree just because I'm supposed to
No, just used to partisan fuckstains

The hung parliament is one of the best things to have happened to this country.

Also, data retention
http://delimiter.com.au/2012/01/24/isp-data-retention-still-an-issue-ludlam-warns/

Oh, and get on getup and vote for a publically funded elections campaign

>average NZ morning news

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yt9olqwIeE

>>126694014

>Good tier
>Jews

this is why you don't have women in government

>tripping over high heels

>>126694178
not watching glorious govt PSA's

gotta stay in mantrol

>>126694019
I disagree. No ADF personnel would ever fire upon an Australian citizen.

>>126694156
>The hung parliament is one of the best things to have happened to this country.
>having Greens in any form of power
>good

>left wingers

seriously if all people in the world who consider themselves left wing would drop dead right this instant the world would be a much better place

>>126693575

What the fuck happened to this guy?

>not voting liberal

>voting a woman into office

>>126693879
>Abbott talks about tent embassy on the radio
Fixed that for you. You know labour rides Abo dick

>>126694265
>2012
>not accepting people's differences and getting over it

>>126694310
But she wasn't voted in.

I like to imagine that Tony and Julia shared a moment in the car.

Maybe Tony squeezed her hand reassuringly, or even, gasp, a hug

>>126694014
>East Asians
>Not in shit tier.

I thought /v/ hated chinks and japs?

>>126692850
No, It's just that they all want her dead just as much as everyone else in the country.

>>126694243
>No ADF personnel would ever fire upon an Australian citizen.
They fucking would, they are created to obey orders. A nice little propaganda campaign in the build up to a crack down detailing how the citizens in question are traitors/terrorists/whatever and they'd shoot all day long.

Don't believe the media, most soldiers are trash. Either mercenaries or idiots. The few decent ones are outnumbered.

>>126694306
Shut up, Porky. You can't even vote, faggot.

I miss the germans. They never put up with animal behaviour

>>126694377
Wow, that's even worse.

Poor Australians.

>>126694377
In Australia, we vote for the party. The party selects its own leader

>>126694419

>animu everywhere
>SNSD threads
>waifu threads
>etc. etc.

Don't think so bub. haters are just vocal minority, the rest of /v/ has yellow fever.

Just a heads up

Julia Gillard wasn't strictly elected. She was RE-ellected, but the first time she basically just overthrew the current PM and took his place.

>>126694475
The government overthrew themselves and put her in instead of Kevin Rudd.

This is the first im hearing about this.

Fuck i wish someone stabbed her. Would have been the best australia day ever.

oi mate remember when that bitch got shanked on straya day, fuck that was good ay

>>126694310

She was the Deputy PM, until she overthrew the real PM in a palace coup. No one voted her in as PM.

>>126693626
clearly an american pretending for some reason to be irish. why? I mean I can understand not wanting to be american but why would you pick ireland?

>the only country with more christianity influenced politics than USA
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_terrorism#Northern_Ireland
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sectarian_violence#Northern_Ireland
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Troubles
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Republican_Army

okay

>while also still being owned by the commonwealth and the crown
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ireland
dipshit.

pretending to not be a dumbfuck american is difficult when you're a dumbfuck american huh

>>126694336
Tell that to the Left:
>hurr you can't say those words
>hurr you can't research that
>hurr you can't drive that
>hurr you can't stop that
>hurr you have to legalise that

>>126693844
Handguns are legal, just the amount of legal ropes you have to go through are so fucking ridiculous that nobody bothers to get one

I think it's something like
>apply for handgun licence
>get licence 30 days later
>apply for handgun
>get handgun 30 days later
>have to register to a gun club
>handgun has to be kept in safe at said club for minimum of 2 years before you can take it home


to be fair, when was the last time we had a mass shooting? americans can make jokes about police states all they want, at least we don't grant any retard access to high powered semi automatic weapons here anymore

Australia: 1
America: 0

>NZ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiL5aAu4d30

>>126693908
Archived video for eternity on a SAS-based 64-drive RAID array.

>>126694445
Australian military culture is different to American military culture.

If ordered to attack Australians, ADF personnel would refuse

>>126694503

Oh hurr durr, what a disingenuous remark, technically true but highly misleading. Who was on all the election posters, that's right Kevin Rudd, not the vague spectre of the Labor Party.

Hahaha, that shit with Julia just sort of coming up and nailing Rudd in the back

I just remember the day and hearing that BY THE WAY MATES WE'VE GOT A SHEILA AS THE PM NOW, SPREAD THE WORD EH

Lets be honest

Anyone with half a brain would prefer to live in Australia over the USA

>>126694503

>Aboriginals think they should get everything because their ancestors lived here

Heres an idea you fucking cuntspawn.
Get a job, work your asses off, buy some fucking land you stupid cunts.

>"I heard Tony Abbott wants to tear down the tent embassy and fuck abbos over even harder"
>THIS IS A BLOODY OUTRAGE!
>Angry mob descend on him and PM

>No evidence of Abbott saying anything of the sort

>>126694673
It is true
>>126694639
Be disillusioned all you want, you voted LABOUR not KEVIN RUDD

Australians are dumb.

Like this guy for instance
http://youtu.be/OST10WKf5a4

>>126694639
I get what you're saying, but what you are implying is wrong.
By law, we vote for the party, the party leader is the face, and gets to make the election speeches and whatnot.

>a nation of prisoners
>instead of freedom they make the nation into a prison and people don't give a fuck

Australian logic.

>>126694703
You want Aboriginals to buy land they should already own?

I am for the first time on /v/ at 7:00 EST. It is interesting to see that Niggers cause troubles the whole world 'round.

>>126691417
Is it just me or does Abbott look like he's laughing at her in this picture

I liked where the man in charge of security

a) Didn't know where Tony Abbott was
b) Didn't plan to take Tony Abbott out of the building
c) Took a few seconds and replied "Yeah, sure" when asked about Tony

>2012
>human race still needing governments
>mfw

>>126694265
>2012
>not voting for the only party that defends civil liberties, the greens

Freedom gets sorted first, your hatred of whatever can wait.

>>126694014

Feels good to be god tier.

I think it was about time for this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4CYIznJSsE

>>126694617
>If ordered to attack Australians, ADF personnel would refuse
But they wouldn't, how many soldiers do you know? So many are drunks and trash who are so full of themselves it is unbelievable. Almost all are in there for the money and benefits which means they could possibly be bribed during a crisis to obey orders.

These are not people fighting for "freedom" or Democracy or anything like that, they are there for the money, to shoot things or because they have no other options. I was once like that and I very nearly joined before I had a major political shift and I can tell you now, the mindset I had at that time would have happily shot Australians if they were accused of being terrorists or whatever buzzword was being used when that situation occurred.

>>126694781

Of course that is legally correct, nevertheless, people voted for their local member with the expectation that the given party leader would be prime minister. The local member is usually so anonymous that most people wouldn't recognise theirs.

>>126694827
The picture's too small to tell.

>>126694875
>Greens
Yeah lets give that nutjob Brown even more power

>>126694781

Doesn't prove the guy wrong though. What he said is correct, everyone in Australia essentially votes for a party, not a person.

That was the one thing he implied and it's totally true.

>>126694664
And ride the kangaroo every day to school? No, thanks. Susie always flings her pouch slime in my face, and the last time it got in my ear.

>>126694814
Aboriginals cannot prove they owned any land.

Where are the legal documents showing ownership?

Abos don't have them, but sure as shit White Fella does.

Now fuck off, you race traitor / nigger I am not sure which

>>126694019
>if for whatever reason they are turned on us we can only throw rocks at them.
oh look it's an idiot who thinks that a civilian population could beat a crackdown if the military stopped giving 2 fucks about war crimes.
I bet you think that you'd be able to lead the people to freedom against SAS soldiers coming after you if only you had guns.

>>126694814
Shoulda killed Cook if they wanted to keep it, like the Hawaiians did.

>>126694243
Not a white one anyway.

>>126694419
We hate nips for making games.
Indifferent to feverish for the rest.

>>126694711
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10781376

Fucking google your partisan fuckwita

>>126694178

>This one just says "Mustache".

That shit was hilarious.

>>126694814
Did they successfully defend it from the invaders?

No?

Then they don't fucking own shit, and anything we've given them is more than they deserve.

>>126694014
>Be a chink
>Chinks = God tier
>Not in shit tier

What happened to you /v/?

>Abbos attack the PM and opposition leader
>Australians are physiologically incapable of giving fucks

I LOVE THIS COUNTRY

oi nah your a cunt.

>>126694915

He looks pretty happy right here.

Native Americans had the good sense to build casinos to take the white man's money. These upside-down niggers can't be bothered to do anything but wallow in filth.

>>126692164
I'd fuck Gillard but that guy is handsome as fuck.
I'd love to be in a threesome with both of them.

Seriously this pisses me off (I'm Australian).

Fucking abos are treated like royalty in this country, given bigger incentives, they get more benefits, more medical priority, as well as more priority for schooling etc then a normal Australian does, and they still bitch and moan.

If it wasn't for us they would still be fucking their sisters, living off the land like a bunch of retards.

Fuck abbos mate, Us white fellas proved that their "dream time" bullshit was all make believe and the result of hallucinations from eating poison berries and over exposure to sunlight. And they still complain about it too this day. All because huffing pretrol is expensive now.

>>126694893
Oh god I can't stop laughing

>>126694910
I know plenty of them, mate. You shut the fuck up with your yankie attitude. You don't know a thing about Australia.

>>126695001

Ancient Chinese and Japanese civilisations were god among men.
10/10 in intelligence is an understatement for them.

>>126695043
I bet that bodyguard is going to be balls deep in her tonight comforting her whilst Gillards boyfriend is in the other room crying.

>>126695053

Kill em

>>126694929
>greens
>"power"
>getting anything they promised in their election through

Wow, you don't know how this balance of power and minor party thing works, do you?

>>126694727
>Be disillusioned all you want, you voted LABOUR not KEVIN RUDD
Theoretically true but I very clearly remember seeing Kevin07 shirts fucking everywhere not Labour shirts back at the 2007 election dat working families catchphrase. So many women voted for Labour at the last election simply because they were led by a woman.

>>126694940
>>126694961
>>126694998
trolled

"Though I do love my country, I do not love my countrymen."

Problem, natives?

>>126694940
>calling abbos niggers
>attempting to call out others as race traitors whilst saying something as fucking stupid as that

At least he isnt sucking americas cock to try and fit in ,cunt

>>126695078
>Japanese
>God amongst men
>Not inbred descendents of Korean pirates

>>126694964
>no white ones at least

Thank you for repeating what I just said, you cunt.

>thinking niggers and chinks are Australian
>2011

>>126694956
You idiot, by saying that we can only throw rocks at the military he's saying that we'd be powerless to stop them.

>>126695139
>Theoretically true but I very clearly remember seeing Kevin07 shirts fucking everywhere not Labour shirts back at the 2007 election
>How does marketing work
Guren transfer and shit ya cunt

>>126692812
No, no... that how the aboriginal pince finds her and makes her his wife.

Penis Inspection Day

>>126695139
> I very clearly remember seeing Kevin07 shirts fucking everywhere not Labour shirts back at the 2007 election

Yeah... so? The leaders of the parties are the faces of the parties. But you still didn't vote for them, no one did, everyone's vote was for the party itself.

Just because their ugly mug was on merchandise doesn't invalidate what that anon said.

>>126695078
Well, they were pretty good at making walls and paper. I guess that's worth, like, 5 points.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93V_cU0thEY

lolboongs

>>126695214
Of course he's fucking saying that. The problem with what he's saying is that it doesn't fucking matter if your population is armed. If your military is coming after you, you are well and truly fucked anyway.

>>126695078
>Ancient japanese
You mean korean culture? Yeah they were great. They had some of the most advanced armor and the turtle ship really was a brilliant move

>>126694956
Guerrilla wars have proven highly successful in the modern world.

>>126695249

The party goes to the polls with a certain leader, and the promise that that particular leader will gain executive power as head of the government and control of the departments.

Turning around and saying "well you see the PM is actually the person who can control parliament, so if we just change our party leader then the country will have a new head of government" is a highly deceitful step, and should trigger fresh elections.

>>126692164
>>126692164
That bro is not phased at all by what's going on, he looks like the type who has shot some dune coons in arab land, protecting this red head from a mob of coons is how he likes to spend his weekends.

>>126695128
The Greens have formed a minority government with Labour in the Tasmanian State Parliament.

Nick McKim, the Leader of the Tasmanian Greens is a Minister within the Government and his slut of a girlfriend (who left her husband and 2 kids to suck Nicks cock) is a General Secretary or something like that.

So far, Nick has betrayed nearly every principle the Greens espouse to keep his ministerial paycheck

>>126695288
>Bruce

Oh Straylia

The only true aussies are the abbos.

>>126694573
"american" is not a nationality you fool.

>>126695073
>You don't know a thing about Australia.
>live in Australia
>have friends in the army who say the exact same thing
Yeah, no bro. When the day comes we're fucked.

>>126694956

Well, there aren't that many SAS soldiers altogether.

>>126695319
If your country falls into guerilla warfare in the first place, you've already completely failed. Things should never even get to that point in any civilized society.

>>126694265
Wow.

I agree with you 100%.

>>126695214
>by saying that we can only throw rocks at the military he's saying that we'd be powerless to stop them.
But you'd be powerless to stop them with guns you fucking tard.

>>126695319
You're going to fight back a modern military with sticks? What are you a god damn ewok?

>>126692164

What a sign of fucking weakness.
She needs to be killed.

Making us aussies look like a bunch of right pooftas.

>>126695466
Then why is it a language?

>>126695319
Listen, sonny jim, do you honestly think for one second that a Western military, IN ITS OWN LAND (think about that, for a second, logistically) could be defeated by a civilian population

America
>Obama attacked by Terrorist protestors!
>Dozens shot and injured by Secret Service
>Does America need more anti-terroism laws to protect its freedoms?
>Did Iran supply the protestors with dangerous enriched nuclear materials?
>One of the worst days in the history of the world

Australia
>Lol this shit is great pollys are such cunts
>What a dumb pack of boongs lol
>Fucking PM needs to harden up look at her having a whinge farrk
>Fuck me lets grab another beer and head to the beach

>>126695537
too right mate

>>126695373

Which is pretty much what happened with Gillard and now off the point of the original point of discussion:

>>126694503

Fact is, when you vote, you don't vote for an individual. You vote for the party. That's what he was saying and just concrete fact. I don't know why you're continuing to post mate, it's becoming redundant.

It always surprised me how americunts seem to believe that having arms protects them against the military

Havent you retards been watching the news? Fags in the middle east were just as well armed if not more so and they were still mowed down by professionally trained military.

The days when the populace could grab their torches and pitchforks to overthrow tyrants are now over

>Hurr durr why didn't he shoot her

It would be awesome if these guys got their own ''London riots''
And claiming shit as their throphy's, and fighting over it and shit.

I used to call niggers the orks, but I'm sure it's the aboriginals now

>>126695249
>everyone's vote was for the party itself.
Yes in theory, the ballot paper says Labour/Liberal/Greens etc but if people don't like the Leader do you really think they'll vote for them? Modern politics is like some shitty Big Brother show where the most popular person wins.

>>126693140
I think abbott was stirring them up on purpose, even though he got chased down too, the troll face smile of him in the backround while julia is getting attacked says it all

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FftZt-Dw_hQ&feature=related

lol love australias openly racist kfc commercials.

Australians are among some of the most narrow-minded and obnoxious people I've ever come across in my travels. Maybe even worse than Americans now, probably as a result of the economic stability and instability in Australia and the USA respectively. I am not alone in thinking this.

Gillard sucks. Hawke would have fought em off.

>>126695578
Hah. In America, they would call them terrorists, wouldn't they?

>>126695319
>>126695494

>>126695606

>In theory

And that's all that matters. The people can believe they're really voting for Ruddy or Gillard or whatever, but at the end of the day their piece of paper is going towards the party. You're traversing on semantics.

>>126695540

>>126695494
>civil war
>america is the only country in the world to have gone to war with itself
>over something as petty as slavery
>thinks they have the right to look down on other nations

>>126695622
how does i different culture?

Oh wait nvm there's only the correct american culture and incorrect everything else

>>126695622
But everyone at the Olympics held at South Africa was black

KFC is a crowd pleaser
The crowd is black
KFC pleases black people

How is that racist? It is called logic

i love how they call asylum seekers "boat people". I just image a bunch of natives on some huge rock all running to the shore and pointing at an incoming ship full of Europeans, shouting "boat people! boat people!"

>generalizing entire nationalities

Every group has its douche bags and cool dudes.

>confusing Ireland with Northern Ireland

>>126695785
b-b-b-but, black people!

ITT: People misunderstand the Westminster System

You can tell yourself you're voting for the person as much as you want, you aren't

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1qMD2FN9Hk

>>126695760
You have never heard of the Eureka Stockade, have you?

The Australian civil war was fought because Asians were being allowed to mine gold, which white people were fucking FURIOUS about because they wanted the gold

>>126695622
Maybe in America, but in Australia that's not racist. He's just easing the tension with something that EVERYBODY loves. Abos aren't obsessed with fried chicken and watermelon so there are no racial undertones. It actually appeals to Aussie culture.

>>126695672

Hawke was piss-weak really, he was all show. Now Billy Hughes, that's another story,

>>126695760
Civil war was about angry southerners wanting to make their own decisions, not singularly based on deciding over slavery.

Politics

>>126695622
>taking an ad out of context

Brush up on your cricket, faggot.

>>126694178

NZfag here.
I miss watching him in the morning...

>>126695827
Here in Australia, we are not held ransom by black political correctness

>>126695825

It is in Ireland.

>confusing the Republic of Ireland with Northern Ireland

>>126695760
>>civil war
>>america is the only country in the world to have gone to war with itself

>>126695760

>america is the only country in the world to have gone to war with itself

>You will never have Julia Gillard as your prime minister
;_;

>>126695810
>Good Abos
oxymoron

>>126695665
I agree. Australian and proud, but still, fucking hell. 92% of people here are violently homophobic, and terrified of foreigners, and speak like they're the top of the shit pile, especially, I've noticed, teenagers. This generation are self-entitled fuckstains.

>>126695466
http://www.google.com.au/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=define%3Aamerican

dipshit.

>>126695933
>What is korea?

>>126695828

The only reason this is a problem is that parliament has usurped the rightful monarch, and seized executive power for itself. Thus we have the dismal spectacle of an Executive emerging semi-randomly from the party politics of the legislative house.

>>126695475
Nah, mate.

>>126695802
Anything that dehumanizes fucking refugees is fine in my book

>>126695845

I remember the riots.

Fuck, the whole world was probably facepalming at us during the time.

>>126695987
Aamerican isn't one either.

>>126695760

this is what yuropoors actually believe

>>126695760
u wot m8

>>126695697
>You're traversing on semantics.
But I'm not,, many people voted for Labour in 2007 because of Rudd. Not because of his parties policies or anything but simply because they liked Rudd and wanted someone different from Howard which again was based on liking of leader. People didn't like Howard so they voted for his opponent.

Same happened at the last Federal Election, people voted for Gillard because of the media honeymoon as well as the fact that she was a woman. They didn't give a shit about her policies. The only people who seem to vote for policies rather than personalities are the Greens and they're assholes.

>>126695989
It's actually harder to find a country that hasnt had a civil war in their history

l love how they call injustice seekers "terrorists". I just image a bunch of fatties in some pizza hut all ordering at the counter and pointing out the window at an incoming busload of non whites, shouting "terrorists! terrorists!"

>>126695319
>Guerrilla wars have proven highly successful in the modern world.
Because I feel like it I'm going to rape you
Vietnam war
Allies
Total dead: 315,384 – 412,000
Commie chinks
Total dead: ~1,177,462 (highest est.)
population of V and Cambodia
~200,000 – 2,000,000
200,000 – 300,000
Iraq War
Allies total amount
Total dead: 24,219
bad guys, both Saddam's and terrorists
28,736-37,120
Civ deaths from violence
103,160–113,728
>Guerrilla wars have proven highly successful in the modern world.
Fuck you. I mad

>>126696025
%3A is an escaped character.

>>126695961

I actually know good abos.

One of my best bros is aboriginal. He acts more white then some of the white people I work with.

>>126695979
>Violent homophobia
>Australia
>One of the few nations to have legal gay marriage, let alone legal homosexuality
>Most people on earth live in regimes that punish one or another
>Billions of people are still willing to kill or lynch gay people in Africa or the mideast

Have some damn perspective mate. Pic related, an African newspaper that puts up a hit list of known gay people for people to lynch

>>126693092

not true, guns are just fucking ridiculously hard to get your hands on legally, and there are really strict gun license laws

>>126696022
>Calling them riots
>Not 'Leb and wog bashing day'
I don't even know why that wanted to throw wogs in with that lot. Wogs were hated in the 60's. Thanks to Nick Giannopoulos it's a term of endearment now.

>>126696006
because they took yer jewbs, right?

>>126696176
this is how dumb australians are

>>126696295
Because homosexuality is legal?

>>126695760
You must have heard about the Vietnam War, The British Civil War, the French Revolution, etc etc

HEY RETARDS
HEY

The Australian Labor Party is spelled just like that. "Labor", not labour. Yes, it's wrong. The party was formed during a retarded short-lived spelling reform that among other stupidities, had us drop 'u's like uneducated americunts. Thankfully it didn't stick, but the party is still called Labor.

http://www.alp.org.au/

It's kind of sad to see you stupid fucks try to talk about politics when you don't even know what the party is called.

>>126696295

>Buttmad Amerifag jelly that we rock his shitty degenerated hellhole with our superior IHDI and livable cities index.

>Enjoy your FEMA death camps and NDAA

>>126696025
Oh, Lord, you are stupid

>>126696268
>Refugees
>Having Jobs

>>126696176
>Australia has legal gay marriages
laughingwhores.jpg

>>126696318
that doesn't mean australians aren't homophobic

>>126696083

Dude, you are. completely. missing. my. point.

It doesn't matter what reason the fucking people are voting for, it's the very, simple, solid, fact that their votes are not FOR the person or face of the party, BUT THE PARTY ITSELF. END OF STORY.

>>126696381
>american

nope

>>126696364
>Being surprised that fags on the internet, let alone 4chan, are stupid

>>126696176
>Notorious bum driller on the loose
>Shaftmate
>He shattered one Mutumba's ass
>He fancied downloading sperms into my butt
>Who forced their anaconda like whoppers into his bum
MY SIDES

>>126695979
>violently homophobic
>fags can prance about without being attacked

>and terrified of foreigners
Who knows why?
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/more-news/man-struck-repeatedly-in-sickening-attack-outside-dandeno
ng-station/story-fn7x8me2-1226210842012

http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/breaking-news/four-sydney-men-bailed-over-perth-bashing/story-e6f
reonf-1226253721465

>especially, I've noticed, teenagers
You mean the wankers who walk around thinking they're gangsters?

>This generation are self-entitled fuckstains.
Product of a welfare state. Give the Plebs Bread every day and they expect it every day and eventually think of it as a Right.

>That feel when playing on Aussie Server
>That feel when someone calls you mate

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Aboriginals

>>126696110
>Vietnam
>a Communist State

Is it true that Australians call potato chips "brown wheezies?"

I'm surprised that people dont know that Australia is a party based system

What the fuck have you retards been doing during highschool

>>126696438
"Irish" hurrr

>>126695860
>Eureka stockade

Australia's rebel flag lol

>>126696486
>mate
>cunt
>bloke
>feller
>bastard

>>126696457
give whites someone else's land and they start to think they're superior

>>126696495
North Vietnam, aka the Democratic Republic of Vietnam, was a Communist State.

>a mob of abbos will never shank tony abbot, freeing us of his stupidity

Holy shit brits are dumb as fuck, why do you accept all these subhuman immigrants -.-'

>>126696553

I dont even wanna google that.

Potato chips = Chips
French fries = Hot Chips

We keep it simple.

Sorry i mean FREEDOM FRIES

>>126696645
Yes and modern Vietnam is still a quasi Communist State so they won the war.

>>126696401
Like I said bro, its all relative. Aussies are probably LESS homophobic than a good 6 billion people on earth. If you think Aussies are homophobic don't ever try going to a poorer nation

>Steal someone else's land
>act like an entitled cunt about it

Stay classy white people

>>126696176
>Come out as bisexual
>No more friends
>Guys beat me horribly almost regularly, and scream insults quite frequently saying things somewhere along the lines of 'would like to apply fellatio upon me? I'd wager you do, dirty fornicating bundle of sticks'
>Girls never want to go out with me, they think I'm gay despite constant insistence that I'm more attracted to women then men despite being bi
>They only want to set me up with their fucking ugly, often heavily obese gay friends
>When I decline they say "But I was under the notion you homosexuals would fornicate with any other homosexual that wished to fornicate?"

Yeah, real tolerant.

>>126696698
Have you not heard a word in this thread?

If Abbott was killed by a gang of Abos, he would be martyred and his party (THE IMPORTANT PART) would win a landslide victory at the elections

>>126695860

Is this true?

I always thought it was about excessive mining taxes.

>>126696553

we call them crazy crispys

>>126696595

>Israel and Palestine
>Africans murdering and exiling whites for not being black
>Anywhere else in the world

Funny how australia cops so much flak even though we are so fucking multicultural.

>>126696783
Hey, fucknut, name one country today which enjoys an unbroken line of succession from the birth of humanity to today.

How long would it take the world to know if Australia disappeared one night? 3 months?

>>126696595
>White's
>given land
>implying our ancestors didn't build Australia from nothing

>>126696832
Rome

>>126696717

Wat.

>>126696832
90% of Africa

>>126696874

>Rome
>Country

>>126696832
2 wongs don't make a white

>>126696780
But there's 7 billion people on earth now.

>>126696791
That was the given reason from the Eureka group, but the true reason was discontent with allowing Asians to enter the country and mine gold. Straw that broke the camels back kind of thing

>>126695860
>Eureka Stockade
>civil war

>Gold miners don't want to pay for licences
>get into fight with cops
>a few of them get killed
>"battle for independence"

>>126696176
oh god holy shit

my girlfriend (english is her second language) was reading this over my shoulder as i read and said with just perfect timing and total innocence, "what's a 'steamy romp'?". i fucking exploded

>>126696905
Wow you're dumb, are you American?

Hold on, These were those tent embassy fuckers?
I live in Canberra, I almost got mugged by a gang of them one night in civic.

>>126696823
On the surface, yes. In thought? Holy fuck no.

>>126696874
You do realise that the ancient tribe of Romans conquered Italy from many different peoples, don't you?

>>126696914
Uh, that was my point, there's probably a good billion or so people on earth (mostly Europeans and liberal people) who are not very homophobic

The rest are downright nasty about it

>>126696960

>>126696994
I'm talking about the area of the city.

>>126696784
that's uh kind of your fault for being a hipster, faggot.

>>126696950
What is a civil war?

Wiki says "A civil war is a war between organized groups within the same nation state or republic"

Bazinga

>>126696960

Unless you're posting from thousands of years ago, Rome's a city.

>>126696783

>develop land inhabited by people who haven't even reached the stone age
>give them more benefits than white settlers
>abbos whine about it instead of using these benefits to create a better future for their people

stay classy, niggers

>>126696973

How else are they going to support their efforts for freedom?

>>126697014
I'm assuming you've never travelled?

>>126697025
Ok, but, I said country you bloody stupid johnson

>>126697066
>Hipster

I was bi before it was cool.

>'72 master race
>God I'm so old

Average eurotard:

>omg ausfalians are so racist and horrible about aborigines whom i've never met and have no idea about
>GUYS WAIT gypsies are FUCKING SHIT, seriously fuck them, you have no idea how bad they are

>>126693140

you and every real aussie bro, pity the gov are a bunch of pussies and bend over to take coon dick because EVERYONE is scared of having the race card thrown at them (coons have made a fine art out of using it, its their main form of attack).

>>126697253

Are those sentences supposed to be ironic?

>>126696783
Steal? We killed them for it. I would't say stole. War is fought for land. Clearly the superior force won, and I bet it was on fun massacre. Sticks and stones vs muskets. I think the British had their trollfaces on.