>She becomes aroused after watching the porn
>She wants to fuck awkwardly
JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE HENTAI MANGAS

>>125366535
>She takes this as a sign you want to fuck her
>You fuck her

Do it

Smooth as fuck.

>spaghetti-chan
fuck whoever forced this.

This can only end in you getting laid. Don't worry.

>>125366746
Fuck whoever gave you a trip, faggot.

What kind of porn was it?

>>125366746
I already forgot her real name and I'm following it since the first chapter got translated.
It can't be helped.

>not having a flash drive for personal use, work/porn and a separate one for giving people things
That's what I'd do if I had friends.

>>125366892

I think it's Tomoko or something like that.

greentext stories about you recommending vidya is not vidya

>>125366869

This kind.

>>125366684
> "Oh yeah, you might like Baldur's Gate then. It's arguably one of the best RPGs of all time."
> "R-really? S-sounds c-cool."
Don't worry about the porn, she wants to fuck anyway.
You literally told her fucking nothing about Baldur's Gate, and she wants to play it.

Of course that could be because she has the confidence of a doormat and just accepts whatever you tell her in which case you can fuck her anyway seeing as she won't object

>>125366535
act like it was intentional, chicks dig confidence

>>125367009
Well. Shit.

>"Okay, anon. :3"

Fake.

>>125367009

She plays Skyrim all day.

She'll love that shit.

Why would there be porn in a flash drive?

Do you regularly transfer porn from computer to computer?

>>125367009
shut in girls would totally beat off to that shit, just walk when she's compromised and let japanese animes take it from there.

>bullshit non-vidya story

>>125367009

> Implying I don't fap to mature pornography for mature gamers such as myself

>Saving porn
Why would you do that?

>>125367226
Did you know that corgi's name is Kiki? Just a lil fun fact from the Corgi Archivist.

Just so I can sleep tonight, I'm going to assume that this is fake.
Jeez, just thinking about it makes me cringe.

That last line fucking cracked me up, don't even care if it's fake or not.

>>125367213
I had some because, I don't know, just incase my computer and my externals die? Then I dropped it one morning and shat bricks while scouring the whole, snow-covered parking lot for it. I did find it, eventually. I wouldn't have cared if not for the fact that the flash drive also had some projects with my fucking name on them, and I don't exactly watch normal porn. Picture slightly related.

Also, OP. Depending on just how alpha you are, you could maybe just play the confidence card as has already been said. Personally, I'm so beta that I'd just be dying a little inside like you seem to be doing atm.

>> Turns out she's been playing TES since Morrowind
>since Morrowind

WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE!

Burn half her body.

captcha: sanic esxspe

>>125366923
>if I had friends
Jesus Christ, ha ha
Still playing BlazBlue 2: Electric Bogaloo?

>>125368117
>I had some because, I don't know, just incase my computer and my externals die?

Porn that important to you? Just .rar them and email to yourself.

>>125369267
Could do that, yeah, the pictures anyway. Porn I like is pretty hard to come across so I've been hoarding decent pics over the course of nearly a decade.

>Sit next to shy girl in class
>She's kind of a pseudo-loli, looks young but isn't
>She's basically as pure as it can get
>Know that she has a crush on me
>Don't do a damn thing about it
Shit that you regret general

>>125366535

Get a trip and report back to us, I want to know how this ends.

The only people who go rooting around on other people's hard drives are the ones who want to find shit exactly like that.

You'll be fine.

dude i really want to know how this ends...

post again soon OP!

i wouldn't even care if she found foot fetish porn on it
she seems like a nice enough person to understand
and even then, I'd just explain it to her

>>125371614
saved

WHAT, MEN LOOK UP PORN?

ARE YOU JOKING OP?

>>125367009
>having pornography that depicts humanoid women
OH WOW BRO
THAT'S PRETTY OUT THERE
I'D KILL MYSELF IF SOMEONE KNEW I LOOKED AT THAT

>>125371614

The fuck?

Man, I really need to finish Tsukihime. I don't even like Ciel or Arc but I still enjoyed their routes.

>>125368247

morrowind was the 1st game in the series troll harder

>Freshman year of college
>Friend told me they could get SC1 for me to play online and stuff
>Give them my flashdrive to store it on
>On the trainride home remember all the fucking porn and futa doujins on that shit
>Sweating like a motherfucker and not getting a wink of sleep
>Played it incredibly fucking cool asking for the flashdrive next day
>They hand it to me with no funny looks
>Will always wonder if they out pokered faced me and storing it as a trump card.

>>125367304
>>125367304
>>125367304
>>125367304
>>125367304

>>125368655

>>125367304
some peoples' taste in pornography is not readily available.

>carrying a flashdrive full of porn
Why?

>computer in new case
>forget spacers and fry my new PSU
>computer store offers to fix it for me for free
>mfw they saw all my gay pornography
>mfw the looks the 17 year old assistant gave me from the back room when i picked it up

fuck

>>125372348
>Playing vidya with friends.
>Suddenly, one of my friends begins to talk
>"I could never fap to this japanese anime shit"
>Sweating like a fat neckbeard but still playing it cool
>Don't say a word, it would only get worse from here on

I think they already know what I fap to, I still hope they have no idea though. ;_;

>>125372105

Better than some of the porn that I'm into. I used to have some of it on my computer, then realized I'm better off not having any of that shit on here.

>>125372530
Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

>That feel when your friends laugh at hentai and make fun of fapping to it not knowing I do it so I just laugh along.

>>125372594
>LAN party
> file sharing break whilst we eat pizza and wings
>"what's Antique Bakery?"
>it's about gay bakers
>"uh, it's really good, i think you'll like it"

i wonder if he ever saw it...

>>125372877
>file sharing at a massive LAN
>"holy shit, who it Bright_Raven and what is with all this fucking gay shit in this porn folder!?!?!?"
>"holy shit man, that shit is fucked up, it's all softcore with hugging and shit, super gay!"
>"and check out the anime, wow this guy is a weeaboo fag!"
>"hey, he's in the finalists of the UT2006 contest"
>"of course, it's not like he has a life or anything, just gaymen all day long!"

fuck those guys, i came second and i still use the UPS i won today!

>>125371571
>Be in ninth grade
>Girl I've had a crush on since the seventh grade (because we used to talk all the time on the bus, and it turns out she's a really interesting person) starts talking to me in history class all of a sudden about half-way through second semester
>Kinda wierd, but we have a few mutual friends so I guess she just noticed me
>Eventually we're talkin' all day erry day in class, to the point of her blowing off a few of her friends in to talk to me, and I go out of my way to talk to her during passing period
>Shit goes on like that for the rest of the year
>I fail harder than HDDVDs to close the deal

>Next year
>We ignore each other because it's so awkward
>Friendship ruined
>We drift apart
>I get angsty and shit
>Start listening to a lot of music
>Start playing guitar
>Get into art through that
>Pretty good at drawing now

To this day I wonder how my life would be different if I could have told how I felt ;_;

>not viewing your porn in Private Browsing
>not keeping your porn in a secret folder called "Notepad 2.1"
>carrying your porn around like an idiot

>>125373341
>Gee I wonder why does a txt editor take up 30 gigs

>>125373301
I really hope that you aren't letting a single failed relationship change you like this. You are fucking scum.

>Transferring porn from one computer to another with a flash drive
>Forget to delete it when done
>Sister needs to borrow a flash drive for some project
>Starts to reach for the one with the porn on it
>Tell her to use this other flash drive that I have that is broken but I kept it anyway
>She goes to another computer to test it
>Quickly delete the porn off of the good flash drive
>She comes back and asks for another one
>Give her the working one
>Mfw afterwards

>>125366746
>Tripfag
Fuck whoever does this.

>>125367009
Am I the only one who keeps getting redirected to the main page every time I click the image?

>implying girls care as long as it isnt some sick shit or CP

boys will be boys, girls know this

>>125373556
Works fine for me.
>>125373341
>not using a truecrypt drive

>>125373341
>Notepad 2.1

That actually sounds pretty awesome. I mean, if it were me using your computer, I'd be like "Damn, 2.1? Let's check this shit OUT." And then "Whoooaahh, dirty pictures!"

>>125373442
I was 15, and it's not like I think about everyday, just got me into art and music, I wonder if I would've gotten into it if we had hooked up is all.

Are you people 12?.

Everyone watches porn, why the fuck do you keep it as a taboo / hidden article from people your own age?.

No balls general?. No balls general.

>>125373801
Because we have friends who may not understand.

>>125373246
I wish I had my own United Parcel Service. ;_;

>>125373860

I watched gay porn with a friends about 2 months ago.

And tranny porn with my cousins 1 week ago.

>This thread.
>No balls general.

>>125373923
Uninterruptable Power Supply

>>125373801
Brother you haven't seen the porn I look at. Huge insertions, pseudo-rape, blood, blood everywhere, gay porn, straight porn, bestiality.

I private browser and truecrypt that shit for a reason. That said I do have a semi-hidden folder for my more normal porn.

>get harddrive from cute girl
>show hidden files is always on
>lots of porn comics (western non-sick kind)
>return the harddisk with a pokerface
>we started fucking a month after

it will work out, chill and pretend you haven't noticed

>>125373801
There is porn

Then there is drawn little girl gets raped by tentacles then boiled in their cum and eaten by a fat Japanese salaryman porn

I hope you notice the difference

>>125374042

>semi-hidden.

Put it on the desktop. Like a man.

>>125374103
>Western, non-sick drawn comics

>>125373923
Ubiquitin Proteasome System

>>125374153
Well the idea is that after finding it people won't look any deeper for porn. If it's just sitting out in the open they'll assume I have worse porn or I'm some sort of porn-addict

I have one flash drive which I use for work and another for porn. I keep the porn one hidden and never give it to anyone.

I can't imagine how humiliating it must be, op. I hope she keeps her nose out of it.

My porn? Located in My Pictures, I can't be assed to care, honestly. That's not even counting porn videos I just leave on my desktop before I delete or just store them too.

If your tastes in porn are enough to make the girl think you're a freak, she's not worth having anyway, because frankly, she'll never fulfill anything in your life other than a warm wet hole.

>>125374247
Most people won't look for porn.

>>125374395
Do you ever go to lan parties bro? What else do you do when someone leaves their computer.

>>125374490
that's what windows key + L is for, nukkuh

>>125374490
Shit in their disc tray.

This is as good a place as any to ask.

What's the name of the doujin/manga with Spaghetti-chan in it? I had a link ages ago but forgot to save it before reading.

>>125374247

My porn is in folders called PORN and Pr0N.

/d/ and /h/ stuff goes into Hentai. Also visible.

Who cares when you aren't a fucking underageb& faggot?.

Grow some balls, kid.

>coworkers discussing fetishes
>Haha oh wow, there are people that have foot fetishes? thats FUCKED UP shit
>tell them "You know, there are a lot more weird fetishes out there, if only you guys knew"
>well, what's YOUR fetish then?
>uhhh... blowjobs

>>125374557
But then you just boot up a linux disc and create a new windows admin account.

It's like you don't even know how easy it is to get into a computer when you have physical access

>>125374622
It's not my fault I'm not popular no pico

>>125374679
>not discussing fetishes anonymously
>2012

>>125374668
I would say it's the other way around. When you have a life and people expect a certain level of stability from you you don't walk around covered in your own shit.

>>125374694

Thank you oh glorious based anon.

>>125374668
Your coworkers? or people you don't want to think you are a childrapist homosexual?

>>125374682
I'm pretty sure I'll be back before that shit happens.

>>125374679
>My fetish is consentacles.
>I still thing foot fetishists are weird as fuck.

>>125374679
When you think about it foot fetish is more fucked up than most fetishes. I mean feet? What does that have to do with childbearing abilities? More petite foot helps her protect from predators or help her feed the baby?

>>125374777
>not participating in coworker banter to keep up appearances

>>125374679
>"Did you know there are actually people crazy enough to jerk off to anime?!"
>"Anon you might be an out-there guy but I bet even you don't do that, right?"
>They all stare at me

As far as I'm concerned hentai/ecchi isn't anything special, it's the same as any other image of a woman just that instead of the picture being taken from real life a person created their very own image.

>>125374795
>When you have a life and people expect a certain level of stability from you.
>And people expect a certain level of stability from you.
>People expect.

Omega man.

>>125374945

I like eye licking

so fucking hard to find any related content

>>125374945
Well I've heard that men are biologically programmed to prefer girls with smaller feet. Though compared to breasts or hips I do NOT know what that has to do with anything. It just seems random to me.

I guess small feet = small body, thus they require less food?

>average joe with average job, average friends and average life
>when i am on the internet i am a horrible amoral monster who goes from fetish to fetish, saving everything i find along the way

These two worlds must never collide.

>>125374945
I don't know why, okay.

but I do like feet.

>>125374809
>Your coworkers?.

On MY computer?. No.

>childrapist homosexual?

But I'm not a fucked up retard who is any of those.

>>125375155
Maybe its so they cant get enough traction to escape properly

>friend does not jack, whack, shit about PC.
>Trying to teach him how to upgrade his drivers and shit
>Fuck it, take screen shots and email um to make it more easy
>I had my pictures folder open when I took the screen shot.
>It was spice and wolf, some loli, and one or two furry.

we haven't talked about it, i just assume he didn't see them.

>>125373246
>UT2006

wat

Everything is out in the open but the lolicon, that sort of thing tends to be frowned upon in society.

>>125375212
Have you ever seen normal people? At las from afar or something?

They get flipped from the simplest shit.

>>125375243
oh he saw them, he just doesn't say anything. Same thing I do with my friends, and I'm pretty sure they've caught a glimpse of what's on my computer but they haven't said a damn thing about it.

fuck I got a story for ya then.

>about 3 years ago
>met a girl at anime con
>we hang out after
>be friends for a while about a year and a half
>she moves into her grandparents old house, now has a pool, a pool table and 3 bedroom 2 bath pimp pad
>buys a ps3, needs my help to set it up
>I set it up so she can play final fantasy whatever the fuck as it just came out
>start to share funny ff stories, like when I erased my brothers 8 game after he put 150+ hours into it because he said some character was a whore (he was right)
>decide to have a silly little dance, to commemorate Vidya (ballroom esq)
>I dip her, we kiss
>bang her on her couch

final fantasy got me laid!
the next day she stopped talking to me, she was a returned missionary and I quite possibly took her virginity, she was hot to, now she is a marine and calls my wife occasionally, weird Shit

>>125375353

> casual dress day at work
> Walk into office with a loli shirt on and mai waifu pillow under my arm
> get fired

FUCKING NORMALFAGS!!!!!!!!!

>That feel when a girl in class said that looking at hentai was like jacking off to Bugs Bunny

>>125375346
just explain to them that everything is better as little girls

>>125375413

Every one faps to henti though.

No one while admit it.

You will get subtle hints such as, "Those games on newgrounds"

Or, have you ever seen those weird Japanese images.

One someone pretends to know nothing. They have fapped to it.

>>125375353

>They get flipped from the simplest shit.

I don't know what people you know, but the ones that I know aren't like that.

Europe, btw.

Enjoy your Christian people thinking that foot fetish is WRONG AND YOU GO TO HELL.

There.

>>125375465
>anime con

theres your problem you fucking weeaboo

>>125375536
>afterlife

>>125375465
>animecon
Just how fat was she?

>buy new HDD
>HDD goes on the fritz in a few months
>hand it in to shop
>get home
>forgot to attmept to delete my stash
>ruh-roh
>fret as they "run tests"
>didn't find any errors
>tells me it was my ATA cable (it was) over the phone
>as he's handing me my HDD he looks at me funny
>he_knows.jpg
>bring out the fonz
>he makes some weird groaning noise and furrows his eyebrows
>he breaks eye contact first
>haha, I win, the spaghetti is mine!
>some time later
>meet him again at the store while buying more shit
>some guy's jaw drops and he yells "OMG IS THAT THE GUY!?"
>awkward moments
>somehow end up playing video games out back and talking about gross porn for the rest of the day
>they hook me up with warehouse prices
>begin HDD sharesies and vidya bonding

So much porn.

So fucking much porn. All neatly categorized and critiqued by a bunch of what can only be described as pervert- I mean connoisseurs of the carnal arts.

>put some of my porn collection on flash drive to transfer between PCs
>also have a class presentation saved on there
>time to deliver presentation
>everything goes fine
>teacher then says "[x] needs to use a flashdrive to transfer work from the library computer to this computer, can he borrow yours?"
>have no choice but to say yes
>realise that if he looks in the folder named "Football" he'll see 1.5GB of SSBBW pics and shemale pics
>burst into treats

>>125375465
>calls my wife occasionally
Threesome. Do it faggot.

>>125375598
hey dressing up like a cat resulted in me loosing my virginity, now I have shared the only sex stories that don't involve my wife ... you know that feel /v/?

>>125375714
the tiniest girl I've ever known, 95lbs tops

>>125375817
I fuckin' should, she lives in new Mexico of all places...

>>125372843
>"lol i dont get cartoon porn who the fuck jacks off to CARTOONS? that shit is weird and stupid as fuck lol"

h-hehe.. yeah.. f-fukin cartoons, man..

>>125375863

Dressing up like a cat to get some chick to have sex with you.


.....no i dont know that feel. Only one I know is.

Getting dressed up as a cat while i lose my virginity.

My uncle's basement was a weird place, and he had some sick fetish's

>>125375863
>dressing up like a cat

>>125376058
fuck you I was hot, meow!

> be friends with the broest of females for 14 years
> she constantly wants to meet up with me
> we can talk for days at end
> i fall for her and her tricks but resist
> every day is a battle of wills
> realize that if i spend much more time around her i'll end up losing my only chance at being a wizard
> tell her that i can't meet up with her anymore
> fail to leave my home for the next six months
> we play video games together every day
> she reorients her life away from me and we slowly drift apart
> she gets a boyfriend
> she marries him a year after that
> she's now pregnant and we have absolutely no contact with one another

I will raise myself from this pitiful state. The world shall be mine for conquest, and soon after, the stars. This galaxy will bend itself to me and mine, and nothing shall stand against my united human front. The first human empire shall rise like a phoenix from the ashes, and no xenos shall stand in our way. Though it is destined to fail, the Imperium shall follow thereafter, and humanity's manifest destiny will be sealed.

>>125376166
You were the prettiest girl in the bunch I bet

>>125375743
That's fucking awesome

>>125376057
for the record I didn't dress up to get laid, I did it for fun, sex was a welcome benefit

I just remembered I had a friend of mine ask me if I had ever heard of that "cartoon porn".

Play it cool.
>oh yeah I had seem some of it before.
>why?

>Oh well I was wondering if they had any of like......well halo?

dick around on computer for a little bit and dont take him straight to the website.

>well heres some......
>ah ok thanks anon.

Missed out on a quality opportunity to discuss this shit.

Man ben, the things i could have shown you would have blown your mind, and your pants.

BEHOLD, THE KING OF ALL NECKBEARDS!

>have mini stash on a flash drive
>take that shit with me everywhere

No one is finding this.

no one.

>porn in a flash drive
>:-|

>>125376364

>oh god spiderman i never meant to get you involved in this

MY SIDES

>>125376340
Halo shit is as rare as hens teeth. Lucky to get 2 new acceptable quality pics a year.

> work in an extremely popular PC repair/hardware store
> coworkers and I have to deal with chucklefucks like you all day, every day
> store is never empty, no matter the day, no matter the hour
> contemplate suicide

>>125376340

Hell for that matter I know so many people that like anime and video games.

Fuck if I could just stop being a shut in then I could have tons of fun with them just hanging out and watching anime and playing vidya.

Alot of them seem to actually have lives though, either doing well in college or working a job.

Me I just stay home and watch anime, play vidya, and read books. I feel so damn ashamed of myself. I should be able to do more than this.

>>125376364
never jizzed on spiderman... new years resolution FOUND!

Did she make the :3 face? For real?

Drop that bitch 0/10 would NOT fuck.

>bro comes over early morning over summer break
>let him play CoD: MW on my pc while I fall back asleep.

>wake up hours later, first thing he says:

"Why do you have videos of girls spraying milk out of their asses onto other girls?"

>mfw

>>125376568
That feel when no decent Cortana 34.

>>125376568
There's never enough of Cortana, never.

>>125376201
Good thing you stopped yourself, man. I don't know how I lived so long without these conjuration powers.

>>125376625
its never to late mahn

>>125376607
How great is it when the hot ditzy girls hide the self shots in the recycle bin?
Without deleting it.

You guys ever wonder where so much new porn content ends up on the internet?
Its when one of us quit and upload the goldmine folder we have saved on the server

>>125376831
There is never decent porn out of popular things

>>125376388
>Anon, you dropped your flash drive
>T-T-THANKS UGUU~
>Why is it caked in semen and spaghetti sauce?

>>125376625

Damn nigga, you actually play video games and watch anime? You're 90% better than /v/ and /a/ right there. Shit, I just troll image boards.

>>125376834
I fucking hate halo and I agree!
should pay someone to draw her and crash bandicoots sister fuck...

>flash drives
>2012
Dont you people have the internet?

>>125376831

>>125377027
He said "decent"

>have a friend who is really good with computers
>me as well
>occasionally we have a LAN/ comes over and I let him fuck around on my computer
>it's gotten to the point where he doesn't even look for my porn anymore, because he knows exactly how messed up it is.
for christ's sake, he looked at my CP folder and asked "where did you even get that?"

>>125376795
it was more like 0_o

don't know if that is good or bad

>>125377047
Clearly you and I have a different definition of decent.

Oh what a coincidence.
>my mother comes into my room
>lemme go on your laptop
>she goes to grab it
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOO" (a bit over dramatic, but meh)
>"What? Do you have porn on here or something?"
>"n-no"

Unless it's hardcore furry shit or MLP bestiality porn, it shouldn't be TOO bad.

>>125377066

If your friend is good with computers he shouldn't even have to ask, should he?

Unacceptable man.

The Cortana shit I had when I was 15 was better than this God damn. Keep trying though.

>>125377173
I guess it's more the fact that he never even thought to go looking for that kinda shit, and he wasn't aware of the particular way I was acquiring the stuff.

>>125377027

>Cortana having a muff.

No.

>friend has stormy relationship with mother
>opens torrent search to find me a torrent
>history is full of Japanese mother-son incest porn

>>125376795
You've clearly never seen a woman do the :3 face. It's heart-melting.

>have a crush on a female friend of mine
>finally ask her out
>we date on and off throughout high school
>she comes out as a lesbian
>I'm fucking crushed
>eventually, we work past it
>I now live with her and play vidya with her regularly; despite the fact that she's a shipper, she's pretty good at games
we're working through tales of vesperia at the moment. she plays as estelle, I play as yuri or judith

she's also playing skyrim most of the time we're not on the 360 together.

>that feel when i once left a flash stick full of the most weird fucking porn of ALL varieties and sexualities attached to a 2nd flash stick with ALL my college papers, personal details and shit in the middle of the college computer area for a whole day and night by accident

never have i shat bricks so hard and big than that day.

don't even ask why i had it.
i don't know myself to be honest.

>highschool
>girl I like needs to borrow my flash drive to transfer some files
>let her borrow it
>the next day
>anon why is there 12GB of hentai on your USB?
>my face when
>my face when she used the word "hentai" and not "cartoon porn"

>>125376934
hell naw nigga

that shit is at the bottom of my bag, encased in an old muesli bar wrapper.

nothing to see here, just a muesli bar wrapper.

>>125377429
One of us

>>125377323
im jelly

>>125376962
I actually do things it weird i know.

And for the people looking for cortana, have you guys tried g-e hentai?

It doesn't have alot but its something

>girl in class giving me looks
>give her looks back
>she walks up to me after class
>stuttering and fidgeting around
>asks me if i want to date her
>"what did you say, i cant hear you" just for shits and giggles
>stutters so badly, can't finish her sentences
>runs away with tears in her eyes

Hahahaaa... High school.

>>125377452
>Why is there porn leaking from this muesli wrapper?

She probably watches porn. Next time you see her ask her who her favorite pornstar is

>>125377429
Did you by any chance have the folder named "Hentai"?

>>125377508
Licking doorknobs in illegal on other planets!

>>125374679
>co-workers fetishes
>OH YEAH MAN, I LIKE BLOWJOBS AND... AND TITS

fucking faggots, i swear to god...
>mfw i hear people calling shit like that "fetishes"
they'd shit their fucking organs out if they knew what i beat off to, clearly.
Foot fetish is by far the most tame shit i'm into.
BY FAR.

Short story from me:
>okay guys time to upload your projects to the file server
>everyone hands their pieces to me
>my entire group of friends and classmates sitting behind me watching me upload their files
>sweet now all I have to do is zip the file
>.zip Save As folder is my unforgivable porn folder
>giant picture of a chick with a dick in the center of my screen
>close the window lightning fast, still sure everyone saw it
>try to laugh it off, hope they were so confused by it that they couldn't get a grip on the image
>create a .rar file
>the same folder opens
>slam my laptop shut
>walk slowly the the corner of the room
>open my laptop there
>upload the file

Welp.

>>125377575
Glad we're on Earth then.

If she is a true beta, she'll look at it but not admit it to you.
You should press her for an answer for it.

>>125377634
Why is this so arousing?

>>125377359
>saving porn to portable hardware
Son, are you addicted to masturbating?

>>125374945
the whole point of a fetish is that it doesn't make fucking sense..

it's like the polar opposite of a phobia.

an irrational fear of something is instead an irrational lust for something.
if it makes SENSE then it's not a FETISH.

>download porn video i really liked
>put it in a folder on desktop
>folder is named Mathematics Problems
>video is named integration tutorial
>mix up the folder with actual random math tutorials on similar topics

They will never know.

>>125377687
think of how filthy doorknobs are

>>125377548

/games/plantsvszombies/_data/raw/graphics

> go to university to hand in thesis
> an anime convention that was pushed back two days is now blocking my path
> curse silently to myself
> have to navigate past gormless cunts who think memes from 2005 are the funniest shit around
> see a group of 34 naruto cosplayers and sneer
> laugh at the group of 7 bleach cosplayers who look like they belong to a chinese anime from the 1980's
> burst into treats at the group of neckbeards trying to get photos of a cosplayer's breasts and vagina
> pass a lecture theatre full of laughter and discussion
> hand in my thesis
> proceed on my journey home
> see hundreds of people holding hands and smiling, kissing, and socializing
> realize that i'm quivering with envy
> go home
> cry for hours

That feel when you're so socially retarded that you force yourself to hate people who fall below your impossibly high standards because you're scared of rejection and feel that the crippling depression and loneliness that plague you is the lesser of two evils because you've never known anything else.

>>125377687
Because they're LICKING a KNOB. Think about that for a sec.

>>125377687
>Why are attractive women arousing?
Because you are heterosexual

>>125377778
>thinking asians are arousing
you're gay

>>125377687

>>125377741
hohshit, she was diggin' around in your shit, yo

>>125377741
Places we hide our porn general?
>Steam/common/Grand Theft Auto Vice City/skins

>2012
>Not encrypting your porn
You asked for it.

>>125377741
>start the game
>the buttons in the main menu are now naked little boys receiving enema

>>125377812
>F:\[SOFTWARE]\[MISCELLANIOUS]\AV Voice Changer\Not Porn

>>125377812
>C:/Movies/Action/Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

>>125377765
>socially retarded
>goes to conventions
Fuck you you know not what you speak, it's like if someone went to africa or some shit and said "Yeah I've been a bit hungry since I've been her, bad innit?"

>>125366746
I agree. It's Spaghetti-Tan not chan. Whoever forced Chan should be shot.

>>125377812
>Desktop/Porn

No need to make it more complicated than that folks.

This actually happened.

>go to physics class
>sit down in the back with a guy i know
>open up laptop
>suddenly powermetal playing full volume
>theres a video of two sweaty muscle dudes doing weightlifting
>guy next to me looks weird at me
>start laughing because of the hilarity of the situation
>can't close the video, can't stop the music
>finally stop the music
>can't stop laughing

God, I'm pretty sure that guy was convinced I was hardgay.

It was just a tutorial on how to do squats.

>>125377812
>>125377897
>>125377907
C:/documents/d/
C:/documents/h/
C:/downloads/
>implying I have to hide my porn because I let others touch my computer

>>125377812
>C:\Users\MyUsername\Downloads

>mfw people ask to see my Ipod, Ive kept various porn images saved on it for years, Havnt cleard it in a while and have 1700+ images of hentai, rule 34 stuff, futa, asian models, and amateur porn on it.

I don't let anyone use my ipod.

>2012
>Not Using TrueCrypt on your flash drive
>ISHYGDDT

>>125377765
\Documents\My Games\Dwarf Fortress\data\backup

Pretty sure if anyone's going to be digging around THERE, they've been running a brute force approach anyway.

>never clear my history
>party at my apartment
>have a lot of female friends
>this cute one I like in particular
>"HEY ANON LOOK AT THIS YOUTUBE CLIP!"
>starts typing www.youtube.com
>history is revealed
>youporn.com, youjizz.com, youmasturbatetoporn etc
>everyone laughs, including me, then all the males starts discussing which is the best porn site

Stream your porn and be alpha like me

>so anon what is your fetish?
>"i-i don't know, im pretty pure i guess"

musclebitches is my fetish

>>125377812

>D://Politics/PDFs/Adolph Hitler - Mein Kampf/Extras

Nobody must know my secret.

Stop being children, faggots

>>125372206
This has to be some troll

>>125378081
>Not Pr0nz
Gotta be like The Chief, yo.

>>125378081
>that feel when a 1080p Porn rip is like 10GB

>>125377765
Wow, you just summed up how I feel about life.

>at a work party/shindig/drinkup for christmas
>everyone is shitfaced
>people start discussing porn for whatever reason
>talking about how hentai works because of how "perfection" can be achieved in every circumstance, ie, thick women with no cellulite, thin women with fat in the right places etc
>these are normalfags

>>125377812
C:\Users\Public\Pictures\Sample Pictures\New folder
the only other place i put porn. Gotta love being able to hide folders when people come over.

>>125376568
Well if you're into the aliens, Narse has got you covered, like he has most everything covered.

>>125378101
>jokes are trolls

>>125378101
Are youre fucking stupid or what

C:\documents and settings\all users\desktop

of course it's mostly shortcuts to my porn games, but still.

Mydocuments/Videos
And
Mydocuments/Pictures

Encrypted anyway, so people can find my volumes all they want they can't view them.

>>125374682
I have a linux partition I use for securing files when I go to lan parties. I'm not paranoid enough to use truecrypt.

>>125378063
>Hey let me use your laptop
>I'm just going to Google
>'g...
>Gurochan
>He stopped, closed the laptop and stared at me

>>125378145
>1080p Porn.

WHY?.

>>125378208
ah shit, gotta remember to turn off autofill, if only it weren't so useful

I will still love you, OP.

>>125378232
4k
3D
8.1 SURROUND SOUND
AUTOMATED FLESHLIGHT
FINAL DESTINATION

>>125378232
>getting off to 240p
How does it feel having low standards

>>125378081
>says the man calling it 'pron'

>>125378044
>Dwarf Fortress
>digging

>>125378232
SO I CAN LICK MY MONITOR SO REAL

Rub your cum in her burn scars.

>>125378315
No, pr0n, with a zero. That's how the cool kids do it.

>>125377696
i actually genuinely think that i am...

seriously.

>>125378208
You deserved that. I mean, really? Gurochan? I never suspected anyone on 4chan to be that low... oh wait... nvm...

>>125378208
How the hell do you get off to that stuff anyway?

>>125378208
>g

>google
>/g/
>gmail
>/jp/
>some random expired thread from /jp/
>[gg] blog
Whelp

>>125378305
>4k porn
Ahhhh my hand is moving on its own.

>>125378265
Be a real paranoid man and autoclear history every time you close Firefox. If the website's important, you'll bookmark it. I've never had problems with family using my computer after that.

>>125377765
>HERO

>>125378375

>>125376858

I know its never too late, still some of the ones who like anime are just obnoxiously loud with their music when im around them. Really I dont care for the music itself or the fact its loud. Its just that it gives me such a fucking headache.

Really ive always had headaches pretty bad so i tend to avoid loud things or loud people. It seems most of the people I know are just loud.

Theres one guy though, i was always a dick to him in high school and he was extremely smart and great at math and history. Hes a real bro and if i like anime he fucking loves it.

Hes going into engineering now. Hes pretty socially awkward, heh i remember one time outta the blue he asked us what mythical creature we would fuck if given the chance.

Looking back at him i probably should have spoken up for him more often, and done more stuff with him. He was always there for me if i ever needed someone to chat with at lunch.

If anything hes me if i were more successful and driven. Not like I havent had every opportunity to succeed shoved down my throat.

I bet he wonders about hanging out with other people but hes too socially awkward to do it. I could call him tomorrow and we could probably hang out but I would be lying if i said i would be ashamed of him finding out how little i have done since we last met.

>>125378315
>>125378363

Right next to the .rar called Porn..

>Friends asks if they can i look something up on the internet
>only have my 3ds
>Show him the internet browser
>www,3ds-xxx.com is open

>>125376625
Friend for 3 years. Start opening up about my Fetishes. He now knows about them all (Bondage, Force fem, Heels) share some picture (Hentai, real life) and he starts showing me the more hentai orientated sites.

Proper Bro, just need for him to get me a cheongsam when he next goes to Hong Kong

>>125378369
I know you're joking but holy fuck how new are you.

>>125378375
>>125378369
Shut up, not that guy, but shit, stop being normalfags.

>>125366923
>if I had friends

Oh, /v/.

>18, living with my mom
>sister, 24, has moved out
>comes to visit us
>she want's to upload some pictures to the web from her flash drive
>she presses Browse... @ Facebook
>opens up the most recently downloaded/uploaded folder
>full with yuri porn
>she asks me:"Anon, what is this?"
>I answer:"I don't know."
>I close the foloder
>face burns from all the blood rusheing to my cheeks
>she says nothing afterwards

>that feel when there's no one to discover your porn, so you might just keep it on the desktop

>>125377575
HE WAS NUMBER ONE

>>125378208
>g
>gametrailers
>gelbooru
>gurochan
>google
>a /jp/ thread

Welp

>>125377765
You know. You could always just socialize with normal people. The ones that get laid aka the ones that aren't into anime.

>>125378544
>a
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_sex#Pain

>>125378453
Woah, Meant to link >>125376340

>>125378467
Almost 4 years new. I think everyone is new here in someway or another.

>>125378306
With some fetishes, you can't afford to be picky. what I would do for 1080p clips from those old sites

only letter that will give you porn is e for exhentai, shit doesn't work in private browsing and cba to use a different browser for it

>>125378208
>not wiping your history and autotext

what is your problem`

>Spaghetti-chan

>sister borrows usb without asking
>returns it
>check to see what was on it anyway
>realise i had put gayniggers from outer space (look dat shit up) on it in the root dir
>mfw if she had noticed and thought it was porn

>introducing her to baldur's gate
>introducing her to bioware
>letting her get interested in bioware
>she checks new bioware shit
>she turns into hepler

NIGGA YOU DONE GONE FUCKED UP

Who or what is a spaghetti-chan

>>125377812
My documents\images\Disney Interactive Studios\Documents
the folder was made after installing Split/Second and i never used it because it was a bad game

>>125378583

Through careful observation and personal experience I've noticed that I have nothing in common with the normal person. If I tried to start a social interaction with them I'd just fuck it up and make a fool of myself. If they tried to start one with me, I'd act like a snide fuck and they'd back off. It can't be helped; it's just who I am.

>>125378798
That movie is fucking hilarious.

Good taste, bro.

>>125378860
I thought Split/Second had a great and well-executed concept. The handling system needed some work, though.

>>125378421

I got one:
>Dad decides to use computer.
>I don't mind.
>Account Selection Screen: [MyAccount] [Anon Account]
>My account is password protected.
>He starts entering my password.
>OHSHITWHAT.jpg
>I'm scared as fuck, sitting next to him, trying to convince him to go to Anon Account.
>He looks at me like I'm crazy.
>He opens Firefox.
>I have an add-on that restores all tabs from last session when I close the browser/turn off computer.
>I expect him to open it and see Loli-Catgirl porn.
>Instead 3 porn sites I've never heard of open.
>Conclusion: My Dad looked at porn on my computer.
>He's scared shitless.
>mfw
>He and I don't speak for a month.

>>125378496

>Mum gets one of those digital photoframes
>She finds out it has a usb slot
>Goes to get her usb stick with holiday photos on
>Somehow (and I would love to know how) my usb stick full of ecchi wallpapers is sitting on her dresser, which is of course the one she plugs into the photo frame

There was nothing explicit but still, it was embarrassing as fuck.

>>125379001
Meaning, he also saw your Loli-catgirl porn.

>>125379001
twas an twist I did not expect

>>125379001
>>125379001
>>125379001
>>125379001
>>125379001
>>125379001
>>125379001
>>125379001

>>125378044
ahaha, i totally use dwarf fortress too!

>>125379001
I hope you changed your password immediately.

>>125378927
yeah, it looked nice, driving was clunky and the difficulty got scaled up so fast and so unfair that i just didn't want to play it anymore

>>125379001
links to lolicat porn pls

>>125379162
>mfw I Saved the full version of that Aisha pic
And who might that be on the right?

>>125379268
gelbooru loli animal_ears

>>125379001
>years ago back in high school
>whole family shares one computer, at the front of the house with a great view of anyone coming home
>sneak porn whenever the rest of the family is out
>leave the computer for a moment while I take a piss at the toilet at the back of the house
>mid-stream, hear the garage door opening

>>125379268
ITS LIKE IM IN 2002 AND BROWSING NEWGROUNDS

>2012
>not having ur porn in a secret folder inside the minecraft folder

Fetishes:
Anal,tiles,mizugi,tan/darkskin,verylight femdom,futa,kemonari.

>Okay anon

Wtf? Obviously fake, NOBODY calls each other anon irl

>>125379209
and of course all the monster-girl, TF, TG, BE, some regular porn, hentai comics, tentacles, Futa, League of Legends is all on there as well

>>125379430
>tiles
Huh?

>>125378606
>e
>exhentai.org
>f
>fakku.net
>m
>motherless.com
>r
>rule34.booru.org
>x
>exhentai.org
>4
>4chan.org
shit

>fap to nothing but people my brother knows on facebook, camwhores, and vidya girls
I'm "normal" compared to a lot of you

>>125379001
Your dad is a little bitch.
My dad has been downloading porn ever since I was 12 and he doesn't give a single fuck, hell, he shared a good amount of it with me too.
I'm not even kidding, the guy got millions of porn vids, you could build a pyramid out of it.

>>125379415
>not naming your porn folder "notporn"
>not keeping it on your desktop
>2012

Bullshit, you dont have friends, especially not a cute girl.

>MFW I've spend 8 years fixing computers

>>125379459
>Wtf?
Back to reddit with you.

>>125379467
bathroom/shower

> 2012
> not listing bloodplay as a fetish

I seriously hope you aren't this beta, /v/.

>>125379415
>inside the mincraft folder

holy fuck i thought i was the only one.

>>125379346
Same sort of story
>Set up a tape on family tv
>Have to pee
>Think to myself, "gee it would suck if someone managed to come home while I'm takin' a piss
>Go to bathroom, just as I get into the door, the front door to the house opens.
FUCK

>>125379481
what is private navigation?
FF and Chrome have it built-in

>>125379415
I do this, too.
Like anyone would actually go into my minecraft folder. Most of the retards who play it probably don't even know where it is

>Friends found my BDSM folder
>Continue to make fun of me every now and again
>Shrug it off, it's not that weird
>mfw if they ever found out about my Impregnation/Rape/Birth Fetishes.

>>125379459
You should probably go back to reddit, kiddo

>>125379577
But it's a bitch to go back to the stuff you want to see again

What's your anti-fetish
Hard mode: no gore,scat,or similar

Netorare, fuck that sit.

in the event this is true, i'd suggest clearing up the situation asap as stupid as it may seem, it could probably be seen as a form of sexual harassment

but back to the topic
>tentacles
cthulu is pleased

>>125379678
notepad, porn folder, save links
fixed it for you bruh

>>125379336
bueno

>>125379708
antagonistic femdom
There female dominating you and there is just being a bitch

>that feel when you saw a porn video you will never forget
>that feel when you can never find it again
I know you're out there... somewhere...

>>125379728
How is that any different from just saving the porn to the computer

>hiding your porn in labyrinths of folders
all it takes is using search function
faggots

>mfw I dont fap to hentai, just normal porn
inb4 hurda furfa normalfag gtfo u need to b weird liek us to join the 4chin secrit club

>>125379577
All current browsers have it built in. It's also pointless unless you share a computer, in which case you have bigger problems.

>>125379837
Name what you saw maybe I can help

>>125379837
which one was it?

>>125379899
because it's easier to hide a 10 kb notepad file than a 10 gig porn folder

>Like Dancingbear vids
>30 year old women acting like massive whores
>cumshots, cumshots everywhere
>Friends find out I watch them
>Think I get off to guys in bear suits
>Don't know what's worse....

>>125379490

My old man did exactly the same.

He would rent porn and then leave it lying around knowing that I would watch it. Also I was watching porn with my mates when I was 14-15 years old (they were 20+).

This thread is filled with sheltered children / manchildren who think porn and even tentacle rape hentai is a taboo

It's not, everyone knows about all types of porn imaginable, but most don't fap to it

>>125379916
>Doesn't fap to hentai
lol what a faggot

>2012
>keeping porn on your computer.

it's not like you will ever watch that movie to the end

>>125380039

I do, sometimes. But not all people do.

Tastes man, tastes.

Tho' I hate that tentacle porn bullshit.

>>125380016
Wait, people actually use "old man"

I thought it was just a weeaboo translation thing, like "can't be helped"

>>125380175
>Think hentai is all tentacle

>>125380095
I watched Taimanin Asagi for the story.

>>125372843

>>125380175
>I don't fap to hentai.
>I do fap to hentai.
I can see why all you do is fap, chicks hate indecisive cunts like you.

>Few years ago at internet cafe
>Friend plays WoW
>Few of us sit beside him and start bashing wow and generaly making fun of him (he is an asshole so its ok)
> Tell him "Why are you playing girl, are you gay or somethig?"
>Other friend says "You shut up Hentai"
>Everybody laughs at me
>But how did they know, i don't even have porn on my computer

>>125380016
>be newborn babby
>know about every fetish there is

because everyone knows, right?

>>125380016
You are not serious right?
My friend broke off with me as soon as he found out I watch rape hentai

>59 minute long porn video
Sweet son of a bitch, I don't have that much time to spend fapping to a single video, honestly.

WHATEVER HAPPENS YOU GOTTA PRETEND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING

>>125380175
>Tho' I hate that tentacle porn bullshit.
Can you sound anymore normalfag?

>>125380306
They can smell your kind

>>125380353
don't you mean girlfriend?

>>125380016
>watching porn with other people
>who are at least five years older than you
look, i remember when porn wasn't always as available as the internet has made it, but that's still weird.

>>125372843
all of my life

>>125380438
>2012
>being ignorant

>Be in Iraq, end of deployment, preparing to move out to Kuwait.
>We're all sleeping on the ground waiting for our ride to pick us up for the C-130.
>My psp is full of Loli, tentacle porn, impreg, and other form of fucked up hentai pics and vids is on it for the purpose of combat-fapping whenever I find the time.
>PSP slips out of pocket, other soldier grabs it and snoops through my shit like an asshole.
>I get woken up by thunderous laughter.
>60+ people around me.
>mfw

>mfw I haven't jacked off to 3DPD in 6 months
This thread just made me realize this shit

>>125380438
No
He was outright disgusted and broke contact with me

>>125380526
are you gay anon?

>be gay
>Nobody fucking knows except faghags
>That feel when...

>Rich friend gets an new Macbook and gives me his old one.
>It's beat up and the battery is messed up so the thing has to be plugged into the wall at all times for it to run.
>Pretty much only use that thing for porn.
>The battery gets to the point were it is completely broken and it wont turn on. It needs a new one and I was too lazy/broke to repair it.
>Months later a poor friend asks me "Hey I need a laptop for class and I know you never use that old Macbook. Can I use it this semester? I'll even replace the broken battery."
>Me : "Sure"
>Find the laptop and remember that before it broke I was starting to get into traps and stuff and that there are videos of shemales and Futa hentai all over the desktop.
>Me the next day: "Uhhhhhhhh... I must have lost it. Sorry."

>>125380507
>In the army
>Having this lifestyle

anyone have a link to download that Morrigan Cosplayer porn? I hate having to stream that shit whenever I'm in the mood for it.

>>125380575
No why do you ask?

>>125380507
>Combat-fapping

>>125379728
I just save them in an obscure folder in the bookmarks of firefox

>>125380666
but then you can only be a gurrrrl

>>125379916
>He only faps to FUCK YEAH GURL and "guy's ass and balls point of view"

>>125380507
>rape children and mutilated women
>piss on the the dead body of charcoal burned civilians
>laugh at a friend for having porn on his PSP

Such is life in the army

>>125380507
This is why my number one rule is:
Normal porn is hidden, fucked up shit is .rar'd w/ password

>>125374109
Link?

>>125380604
Oh, there are all sorts of people in the Army. If you ever found yourself in the military, you'd be surprised to see people of EVERY background to your left and right, all united under the cause of stomping Haj. Or college money, whatever.

>>125380813
I made that up

>>125380867
But there is real porn of that

>meet a girl through a Steam friends thread
>happen to live near to each other, so we start hanging out
>she's shy, sweet, and a solid 5 or 6
>I'm sarcastic, quiet, and probably about the same
>lend her my flash drive with some hard to find vidya mods on it
>remember I still have lolicon on that drive
>the next time I see her, she tells me that she could pretend to be my little sister
>incest roleplay sex ensues
>dating now
>mfw
It is completely accurate because I have no idea how a relationship works beyond not being allowed to fuck other women (because there's a real danger of me pulling that off apparently)

>host a party
>get drunk
>sleep
>troll friend goes on pc at 6am and scrolls through last 30 days of my search history
>mfw

>>125380806
Kinda hard to do with a PSP. Best believe my laptop was safeguarded as fuck though.
>>125380778
Herp Derp, go back to Reddit.

>>125380867
if you can think it, someone has probably made it

>>125378205
>2012
>Not having a boot password

>>125380934
You fucking liar.
I hate you so much

>>125380994
You don't have to be shy, there is no military service without some good old warcrimes.

>dat feel when no friends to accidentally give a flash drive full of porn

>>125381082
Don't worry, I hate myself pretty hardcore too.

>pre-broadband speed internet
>find a book in the house called "The joy of pin-ups"
>turns out it is just a book full of (classy) porn
>scan my favorite pages and use some photoshop program to improve them fetish-wise
>save in some hidden, secret folder because the missing printer ink would be too obvious

>mother asks me to scan a newspaper clipping a week later
>preview window comes up with the huge image of the pin-up
>fuck, dodged a bullet there
>suddenly panic
>clear recent file history from the photoshop program
>months later learn about clearing internet history

god damn, magazines were so much easier

>>125377452
"hey anon, I cleaned your bag for you"

>>125375465
>ps3
>games
fake and gay