What’s Samus’ favorite food?
Metroid Prime Rib.

not videogames

Why does Donkey Kong always brush his teeth?
To prevent tooth DK.

>>124701031
But it is. :3

"who is the gayest person on earth?"
"OP"

Why did Dante not cut onions?
Because he was afraid that Devils May Cry.

What does a gorilla wear to the beach?
Donkey thong.

What is Chell’s favorite cereal?
Glad O’s.

>inter board relationships
worse than hambeast fanfiction

We have a date?

What is a toilet’s favorite game?
Call of doodie.

DOHOHOHOHOHO

>>124701090

Ok, I gotta admit. That one got me.

Why can Guile never reach his full potential?
He’s always holding back.

What do you get if you tape a stick of dynamite to a hedgehog?
SONIC BOOM!

>>124701301
Absolutely brilliant!

>>124701239

The only board i'd have a relationship with is /tg/

Why did the Chocobo cross the ocean?
To get to the other side.

I'm sorry, we kinda have a double date with /sp/ and /h/ planned already. You can tag along with /co/ though!

What was Bomberman arrested for?
Indecent Explosure.

>>124701409
Oh you joker.

Why did Ash get arrested?
Because while you were in the bathroom he Pikachu.

>>124701409
No we haven't!

/sp/ and /h/ can fuck right off.

You
me
and OP

I'm from /a/ and we are not like OP at all, fuck that faggot

dat penis

>implying i even want to go to some stupid ball
i, i sincerely hope you guys don't do this
;_:

Board roleplaying is gaia level faggotry, even worst than fat teens who write twilight fanfic.

How did Sagat cure Ryu from the measles?
By giving him a Tiger Shot.

What did Link use to win the basketball game?
His hookshot.

>>124701522

That picture got me all hard.

I want to fuck you hard /a/

>>124701379
/tg/ loves monstergirls, Sisters of Battle, delicious blueberries, "-4 Str" and X-tan

Unless you are one of those things /tg/ will not love you

>>124701522
I want that feel.

I liked it better when /a/ and /v/ just were tsundere for eachother without any of the trap implications.

What did the WWF Wrestler say to the video game controller?
Are you ready to rumble pack?!


And have another. :3

>>124700927
>/a/ has a boner

From Nintendo Power:
Why did Mario cross the road?
"Because he couldn't find a warp zone"

What do you get when you play whack-a-mole with Ganon and the Megaton Hammer?
A Ganon-dwarf.

I'm out of jokes now. I'm sorry /v/-kun.
Hope you had a laugh though.
See you tomorrow. :3

Oh and don't make pictures like this anymore while we do stuff, okay?
I-it's private... /////

>>124701729
And we apparently have a mullet.

>>124701723

>WWF wrestler

no traps tonights?

PENIS SHUT UP THAT THING HAS A DICK

>>124701752

/a/ is a trap
perfect for /v/

Make an Age of Empires joke and we can suck each others dicks all night long.
I might even watch some animu with you.

>>124701723
Why did World Wild-life Fund hire a wrestler?

It's not a joke, you fucked up

>>124701993
But I dont like traps.

>>124702042
Hah, look at this faggot.

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

>>124701956

Hey /a/, you're pretty cute sometimes. We should hang out more. Do you want to come over and watch some anime and maybe play some video games?

Y-you don't have to i-if you don't want to.

What the fuck is this ball shit?

Who the fuck is OP?

Why is OP such a faggot?

sage goes in all fields.

>>124702042

>>124702017
It's World Wrestling Federation you silly goose. ♥

>mfw it's a trap

>>124702127
Hmm, well I'll see you tomorrow anyway, maybe after the ball, okie? :3

I'm not-
I'm not fucking smiling damnit.

>>124700927
/a/, why are you a talking octopus? This is wrong!

Fuck off, /a/.

>>124702202
That picture is funny.

>>124702229
But octopi are cute, don't you agree?
The Japanese actually do lewd things with octopuses.
It's sort of nasty but not, you know?

>>124702042
>Not liking traps
>2012
sure is gay here

>/a/ is a trap

I-I L-OVE YOU!!

>>124701409
what the fuck are those boards? ive never heard ot them

>>124702199
could... could you wear those striped stockings you have?

>>124702343
Oh /v/~ save the flattering for tomorrow. ♥

Btw I drew this while thinking of you..
Just because, of course! No special reasons!

>>124702468
>implying I can read japanese

>>124702343
The only thing that all 4chan boards have in common is a penis

/sp/ here

You guys are faggots

Liking a man who looks like a girl isnt gay but liking women is?
What?

>>124702430
We'll see, what are you going to wear?
I hope no silly fedora or trenchcoat with hawaiian shirt like last year...

>>124702329
Goddammit stop being so moe, /a/, or I'm carrying you off to the bed again

>>124702540

except /d/

it has 2

>>124702580
Straight is the new gay, deal with it.

I would say a joke about doubles but this ain't a motherfucking game.

>>124702540
I love /d/

and /a/

>>124702538
>Implying /a/ can
Go ask /jp/

/a/ has a dick~!
/a/-kuun has a cack~~~~!1323 ugugu

>>124702582
Oh, o-of course not!
I uh, haven't really decided what to wear yet.

Why do these keep getting posted? Get the fuck back to >>>/a/

>>124702582
uhh... erm... maybe this?

>>124702666
Jokes on you, those are trips.

i gotta say, i actually laughed at most of these

pic unrelated

>>124702090
i dont like traps either. that makes you a minority.

I was arguing with my /fit/fag friend about which was gayer. I mean /fit/ is going with /fa/, but we are going with /a/.

>>124702666
Oh god, spaghetti-chan managed to fail her doubles by getting trips. Secretly, she is becoming the new EFG.

>>124702563
/sp/ you do realise your younger brother bottoms to a scrawny twerp don't you?

Think about him before you insult others by calling them fags

>>124702563
But at least /v/ and /a/ aren't niggers.

>>124702734

>>124702666
>socially awkward trips

hey /a/ /v/ here, just wanted to ask you how you are liking Katawa shojou and how we should thank /jp/. I mean we usually shit on them but they did good. they done good

>>124702718
I NEED A HERO WITH A POPPED COLLAR

>>124702755
>implying anyone outside of /b/ uses epic fail guy.

>>124702751
/fit/ and /fa/ are gayer than /v/ and /a/, silly.

Musclebears with slender fashionistas? Ha!
That's like 4x as gay than /v/ and /a/.

Fuck off, /a/.
We at /v/ are 100% loyal to our hands.

>>124702666

>>124702800
>>124702755
>>124702699
>>124702666

/v/ should wear something /a/ would like

>>124702582
B-but where do I store my spaghetti then?

/tg/ or /co/ the rest of the boards can go fuck themselves.

>>124702885
But w-what if tomorrow I'll use my hands..?
Would you enjoy that more than your own?

>>124702924
I am guessing you mean the Persona 4 school uniform? I guess that is both anime and vidya.

>>124702719

>>124703031
I think he means that kid who plays games from that anime "the world ends with you" or something?

>>124703029
No.
We are on a quest for wizardhood.
No contact with vile succubi like you.
Begone!

The only reason I like this /a/ x /v/ faggotry is because I browse and love both boards
also
traps

I'm concerned about /s/'s younger sister, /u/. I think she might be gay.

Board roleplaying belongs on /b/. Please fuck off. Or just stay here, this isn't even my home board. Stay here and shit it up all you want.

>>124703163
It's just a phase.

Who does /g/ hook up with?

>>124703031
yeah, I don't have a proper picture

Umm...

You see, /a/...

I don't really....
I'm not...
I sorta don't like...
Y'know...
It's nothing personal...
I don't really like...
...
O-Okay, see you at the ball.

>>124703267
With you're mom.

Gay is liking men because you like men.

Liking traps is a grey area.

>that feel when your boyfriend decides to go ultra dominant and ties you up, gags you and fucks you hard
>that feel when you feel like you're passing out and can't keep your eyes open
>that feel when you cum buckets

>>124703219
>indecisive faggot

>>124703267
Some USB port probably

>>124703344
>>124702800
>>124702755
>>124702699
>>124702666

>>124703338
Here you go.

Fuck you /a/

lets get /a/ some hentia pictures in here.

>>124702734

The trap threads are vile and disgusting when you realize that the people that use anime avatars and borderline-cyber with each other are actually chubby acne-ridden neckbeards pretending slim "femmy" traps

>>124703414

>>124703791
this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZL2vu6kXzQ

Here have this cat.

>>124701623
Oooh, take me now /v/, you hot stud.

>>124703791
Yup

Why would anyone consider dating a trap for anything other than sex? They are as annoying (if not more) as women. They look nice and that's about all they can offer.

>2012
>not dating real men, confident in their sexuality

>>124703514
>/a/ dressed up as Teddie
ALL OF MY BONERS

>>124704036
B-back that ass up
>spaghetti ytarts dripping

Hey, hold the fuck up.
Are we taking /vp/ with us?

>>124704329
No that is like taking your 4 year old brother who still has Cheeto dust on his fingers.

/a/, hey, /a/. Here's a joke.

"What did the chicken say to the cow?

Get on your knees and suck my dick.

And that isn't part of the joke.

>>124704329
/toy/ is babysitting him

>>124704172
Hahaha oh shit, is this the same guy I'm thinking of? I don't have the image to compare.

Bass from the Mega Man series is pretty cool, but his pet is Terrible.

>>124701090
>>124701090
ahhh that was a good one.
now baby are you going to let us go all the way on the night of the dance

>>124704010
bullshit embed disabled but this video is perfect description of what you are talking about.

>>124704284
If you want I could try drawin' it for ya. :3

>>124704568
Please do.

>/a/ has a dick

>>124704010
>Playing the guy RPing as a girl looking to get dicks

yeah, nah, you're a faget

>>124703344
>>124702919

Have people really not seen these /a/-/v/ images before? Holy fuck.

what the hell me, just realised a have a dick.
.
.
.
.
im ok with this.jpg

>>124704745

Welcome to the era of normalfaggotry.

>>124704172
lol I've only ever seen this dudes face

>>124704641
2 guys in the background i cant add a dick on her so imagine her as a trap,

Reported and saged.
Also /a/ is shit. OP is an aspie and a faggot.

>>124703791
traps were cool before this word started to get used for any photo of naked male.

>>124703791
I actually am a slim, feminine trap, who is too beta to find a boyfriend. FML

>you'll never have a trap friend who is into BDSM

>>124704968
>>124704968
Post pictures NOW!
I WANT TO SEE! If you are at least semi attractive and feminine I will race over to your horse and fuck you

>>124704995

>yfw these are what traps really look like irl

>>124705097
>Race over to your horse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8&ob=av3e

>>124704995
>4chan will never go back being the cool asshole who didnt give a shit about anyone except bros and strait.

>>124705097
you're interested in his/her horse?

>>124704968
then you guys post photos and reveal a huge manly square jaw with a slight but clearly visible stubble.
thats not all
THEN you will use "traps are not gay!" argument as a justification for being gay over the whole board and post more dick pictures.
learn to merit, goddamnit

>>124700927

>/a/ has a dick

A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN

>>124704600
Sketchy, and I suck at drawing. ;_;

>>124705271
/a/ a housewife?

>>124701379
Every board would want to have a relationship with /tg/

>>124705271
>>124705294
Ara~ara~

>>124705182
perhaps.....depends on what kind of horse

>>124705271
Remove shades and it will be perfect.

>>124704172
>mfw

God I would suck trap /a/'s cock right the fuck off

>that feel when dominant feminine guy that wants to tie up and fuck manly/average guys and make them swallow my cum
>that feel when everyone wants me to sub

>>124705473
I swear to fucking god if you are a trap you now own my soul

>>124705473

>>124705473
give in, its pretty pleasureful

>>124705097

>I will race over to your horse and fuck you
>horse

>>124705473
>dominate feminine guy
yeah no one wants you besides maybe a regular woman

:3

>>124705271
Oh my.

>>124705294
No, /a/ is dressed as Teddie, who is dressed as Alice.

>>124705473
>>124705544

This. Wow. Just... Goddamn.

>>124705700
God that's hawt.

>>124705700
NOW WE'RE TALKIN!

Wait, /a/ isn't a girl but a boy in girls clothing!?

I... I need to go guys. Seeya.

>>124705219
You are probably right, I'm pretty damn feminine, but probably not enough. I'm too pussy to even grow my hair out anymore, got pussywhipped into having shorter manlier hair by my ex. My golden years of trapdom are running out.

well this thread turned into a circle jerk of gay and failure
the trap didnt even post his pictures

My prediction on how tomorrow will look like.
Hmm..

hi /a/

/v/ here.

Go away.

>>124705271
Wear contact lenses and I will go dressed as whoever you want.

>>124706013
the shirt needs to be a flames hawaiin shirt

>>124706159
Can't be arsed to draw a flamey hawaiian shirt.
Imagine it.

>>124705916
nope, its just a bunch of trap fags making /a/ a trap.

>>124705978
Yeah, well, I don't even have any trappy pictures anyway. If I could get my hands on some girls clothes...

>>124706220

You mean... I get to use my IMAGINATION?!

HELL YES

>that feel when you're an ugly fat boring neckbeard who will never have a cute trap to fuck silly

hey /a/, /v/ here, why do you wear those stupid glasses?
...Why do I wear these stupid glasses?

>>124705537

This.

>>124706401
Yupp~

This is the second torn asunder /a/ thread I've seen in the past 30 minutes. The fuck is going on?

>>124705948
wear a wig, or if you are more radical, hormones

>>124704010

does anyone recognize this music upto 0:04 i heard it before cant remember it.

>>124706679
I don't want to grow tits.

>>124706630
tsundre is overated and retarded.

>>124706469
The best I could do for you is fuck your throat until you choke on my semen. Maybe I'd let you cum if you behave.

>>124706690
It's Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch.

>>124706298
first funny picture of bateman in the past two years
damnit took you so long

>>124706781
>that feel when he turns out to be a maledom and not a trap domme
>that feel when you'll never be a trap's personal cocksucker

>>124706722
>doesnt want delicious melons in addition to a huge cock while wanting to be a trap
you can still wear a wig then, just make yourself pretty

>>124706781

Not the guy you were replying to, but I, for one, would be more than satisfied with that.

>>124706490
hipsters, that hate all the popular games and animes
also to lazy to wear contacts

I don't like traps either. Just saiyan.

>>124706759
hey stop deleting your dubs attempts.
its pathetic and very obvious with extention

God I'm happy this generation is as gay as can be. You guys wont get children and you fags will die off.

>>124706913
I'm gonna get up the courage to do this. Need to get make-up too. I have a few pieces of my ex's clothes she left at my house, at least.