Hahaha, look at that ginger kid with his shitty vers-

>open thumbnail

Oh.

Ariana: "Deseray, you should come see this!"

>>124604778


Deseray: "You rang? Woah. What's this?"

Ariana: "It's called Skyrim. It's a game, I think."

>>124604824


Deseray: "I wonder when Megami got this. I heard her leave tonight, but I didn't know where she was off to."

>>124604886


Jessica: "Hey guys! What's up?"

Ariana: "Yikes!"

Deseray: "Where did you come from?"

>>124604952


Jessica: "Oo! A big box! What's inside?"

:|

>>124605026
Deseray: "I don't know. Let's find out! Woah, what's this?"

Ariana: "May I see it?"

Christ, I know that this isn't you, but the fact that it exists is disturbing enough.

I'm fucking dying OP.

I really hope there's dragon dildos and it ends in a lesbian fuckfest.

>mybodyisready.jpg

>>124605128


Ariana: "Wow! This must be an art book of some kind! It's amazing..."

Fuck.
You.
OP.

This honestly isn't funny. Or rage inducing. Or anything like that.

This is just depressing.

>>124605235
She looks disgusted

>>124605235


Deseray: "And this must be the game. It looks like there's a map in here..."

Jessica: "Oh! Lemme see!"

I want to fuck the curly redhead so bad.

You know what the best part is? She'd totally let me.

This is a copy pasta from a doll forum btw.
Czech em

OP lets sit down and have a talk

>>mfw the most frightening thing about my nightmare is that I'm not dreaming

>>124605327


Jessica: "Damn... This is, like, a map of the GAME!? I'm totally lost already..."

>>124605355

>>124604952

>>124605426

>>124605407


Deseray: "Please get that map off of me, Jessie; I'm not a table."

Jessica: "Aw, you're no fun."

I've seen that thread on forum

So OP what's it like to have a threesome?
I've never had the chance, you see, because I'm only able to afford one life partner.

>secondhand

Wait what.

This is just depressing.

Come join us over at The People's Vidya!
Now streaming: CHANTELISE - A TALE OF TWO SISTERS

http://www.livestream.com/thepeoplesvidyas

Did you know? Early iterations of Nintendo's failed Virtual Boy console included a gun you'd set vertical on a flat surface that would project a 3D image into the air.

>secondhand sex toy
so fucking gross

>>124605506


Deseray: "What else is in here? Huh. There's a box in the box. What would Megami say at a time like this...? 'Yo dawg, I heard you like boxes, so we put a box in your box...' or something like that?"

>>124604666
>Ariana Killgannon
thispleaseslink.jpg

>>124605601


Jessica: "What do you think is inside of this one?"

Deseray: "I have no idea."

Ariana: "Open it, Deseray. I what to see what's in it."

>>124605407
I Have No Elbows and I Must Bend

>>124605681


Dragon: "RAAAWWWRRR!!!"

Deseray: "Oh my God, what is it...!?"

Jessie: "Eep!"

Ariana: "Quick, close the lid! Close it now!"

What is going on in here?

Is this the dragon dildo edition?

>this thread

>>124604666
>killgannon

I'm waiting for that guy with all the human-sized rat dolls.

hai guys whats going on?

Brace yourself for surprise dragon dildos

this is one of the creepiest things i've seen in a while

>>124605776

>>124605776


Deseray: "Ummm... I think it's too late for that."

Dragon: "Rawr?"

Deseray: "Heh. I think it's friendly."

Ariana: "I sure hope so."

>>124605850
stupid bitch your controller isnt even on.

>this thread
Someone has way too much disposable income.

there better be dragon dildos, or fuck this gay earth

>>124605901


Deseray: "Hey, it looks like there's something else in here. I'll try to get it out."

*Inflating sound*

I really want to believe OP spent thousands of dollars on sex dolls just for this thread.

captcha : enterri mort
>mort

>>124605901

Holy shit.

I must know where you got those ducks.

show me the DDs

I need that comic to be posted next. You know, the one pic related

>>124604666

>>124605989


Ran: "Hi, everyone!"

Deseray: "What in the...? How did you get in there?"

Ran: "Tee hee. I don't really know... Hey, did you girls want to play this before Megami wakes up?"

TO BE CONTINUED...?

Orderly!
Orderly!
Come quick! He got out of his cell again!

Not even dragon dildos can save this thread.

>>124605850
this dolls much hotter than your 3 dolls OP...

if you're going to waste that kinda money, at least make it count

>>124606085

>>124604666
>Dolls
>secondhand

hehehehehehehhe

> was expecting dragon dildos

>>124604666
>666

You are a god among men

>>124604666
Sweet heavens

>mfw this thread

>>124605400
>Get me out of here.
>Where do you want to go?
>Home.
>Home? This is your home. You're a neckbeard virgin.
>Neckbeard virgin? No. I just hurt my back, I'm not a virgin.
>What are you, then?
>I'm NORMAL.
>Then what are you doing here?
>I don't know.
>[crying]
>This isn't happening.
>What *is* happening?
>Get me out of here.
>There is no out of here. You're a recluse, don't you remember?

>>124606058
SUP, DCMATTHEWS?

what the fuck man, what the fuck?

>>124605776

holy shit the blondes face

the fuck
am i reading

>this thread

>>124606058
Knock yourself out http://www.dcmstudiosonline.com/

In my darkest days I considered buying a real doll. I'm kind of mad that this guy could afford 1, even second hand and has all those other lesser quality dolls, makes me a little jealous.

Then he does this with it and man, I'm kind of depressed that if I were crazy enough to get those dolls I'd be crazy enough to do this too.

Poverty has never been so comforting to my sanity

Aren't these dolls like 8 grand a pop?

>>124606085
Naw dude
naw

>lightning will never fart in your face and dutch oven you
>you will never find a lighting love doll that looks just like her
>you will never be able to afford a asian sex doll which is pretty much perfect

>the owner

request status: 1/5

>>124606624
>secondhand

>acting like you're buying clothes for gf when you really buyin for your real doll. ISHYGDDT

These dolls are often filled with spiders because of the ideal holes and canals

>>124605850
>that hair
I jelly.

this thread

this fucking thread

So this is what Satan's room look like

WE GOT /v/ BACK FROM THE NORMALFAGS

WOOOOOOOOO

>>124606712
>Norton can protect you

Is that rape joke?

>>124606514
Great.
This is nightmare fuel right there

>>124606322

>>Sometimes the normalfags are angels

>>Trying to set you free.

w....wut

>>124606803
You will never know, because by that time he'll breach your seven proxies.

I hope you and your beautiful girls have a happy life together playing videogames OP. My baby can't accept me having a relationship with more than one doll so I'm stuck with just her, she can be a bitch at times but I love her, what can you do huh?

>>124607059
And now it gets to the good part.

There is an entire forum full of this stuff, where dudes pose their dolls and share stories.
I have been there.
I have seen the future, /v/.
Your future.

life-like texture ;_;

well that was a joyful experience.

How much will one of these badboys run you?

>>124606760
fuck this

i'm out

>>124607227
>>124607227
do they come in....smaller

>>124607333
Like 8 grand each.

Unless you buy secondhand

>>124607401
I want a smaller one too

>>124607333
about 8 grand for a good one

On the bright side, this thread has made me feel much better about myself in comparison to OP.

>>124607227
dayum..... id hit it...

my waifu

>>124607442
>buying second hand sex dolls
>just like fucking real women now

>>124607442

>Unless you buy secondhand

Might as well buy a hooker

>>124607587
she almost looks real

>>124607562

rhese people have nice homes and money to burn on love dolls

i am in my parents basement

why.jpg

>>124607598
Oh You

>mfw this thread

>>124607562
>>124607562
Perfect.

>>124607587

That looks too real for a doll

>>124604666
>copypasta from that one realdoll forum.

>>124607401

>>124607736

>>124607741
>Letsrideofbycicleofnightmaresintoyourass.jpg

>Time for a pool party, ladies
>In
>broad
>daylight

>>124607682
Because you don't have a job, you spend your hole day at 4Chan, playing videogames and masturbating.

Did i get that right?

>>124607521
>>124607442
Holy fucking shit, that's just depressing, the fact that someone would rather pay 8k than actually getting to know real people. i dont even

So many newfags in this thread, I want them all.out of here.

>>124607806

>>124607610
With spare 8000 you can buy more sex than you will ever get with a real doll before it wears out.

http://trottla.net/gallrey.html

Oh japan. Never Change.

>>124607887
b-but how will my dick fit

>>124605850
>Controllers not on
>Not even man-created girls will play video games

MAAAAAAN

>>124607887

why boner..

why

>>124607736
>>124607736
>>124607736
>>124607736
Fuck this planet and everyone living on it

What in the fuck is going on in here?

>>124607849
Not more depressing then buying one secondhand.

Meaning used

>>124607806
>>124607887

Oh cmon now.

>loli doll

why not build your own one?

animated

>>124607944
Its sized for the japs,go figure

>>124607834

ITT:
/v/ defining images.

She's the perfect girl for you /v/

She sits with her head nestled on your shoulder while she watches you play videogames, sometimes with one hand in your lap if she's feeling frisky

She wont complain about all that money you spend on your hobbies

She doesn't require you to take her out and waste hundreds of dollars on activities that aren't fun just so you can have a slight chance of fucking her

She wont ever judge you

She will always support you

She will always love you

>>124607832
Post that pic where it's clearly shown that his pool is visible for the neighbours.

someone post the picture of the guys sitting in the room with all their real dolls but at first glance it looks like there is only one with a shitty looking doll

>>124607887
I kinda want one just to see how my dick would fit.

save me!!!!!!

>>124608084
have a big asian fetish, fuck this is tempting.

>>124608168

>>124608179
Hahaha oh wow.

This thread has been on /v/ for thousands of times.

If you have been on 4chan for at least one year, you should have seen even worse things.

Why is everyone reacting like this?

This entire thread....

I don't want to live in this universe anymore.

>>124608084
ITS GOING TO RAPE YOUR SOUL AND MURDER YOU IN URE SLEEP

>>124607806
Oh my god.

Jesus Christ.

No.

Well, at least it's vidya, right...

You will never be this alpha.

I build this shit for only $40

>this thread

http://www.youporn.com/watch/324771

>>124607931
Come guys, only 5000$!

>>124608440
>Shana

That guy's got good taste.

>>124608168

This may be one of the most depressing images I have ever seen.

You know you want it.

>>124608051

>>124608324
i can't help it but recoil in horror by the idea that somebody bought a skyrim xbox 360 set. it's like a pandora's box of shit

>>124608179
People buy these

>>124608084
>not half-burned
she aint hanako, dude. wtf am i supposed to do with that?

>>124608552

Do you know how many stares I get when I go out with my girlfriend? Recently we traveled to England in Europe (I paid first class for us both!) and you could feel the jealousy coming from other passengers on the plane. That's not good news though, we managed to sneak off and join the mile high club about halfway into the flight! I don't think anyone noticed hehe.

>>124608552

>>124608324
Mostly newfags. And oldfags pretending to be newfags. But honestly?

Just fags.

WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL BEING BUMPED?!

STOP IT
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

Go outside and go get a real girl, it's not as hard as you think. You need to heal yourselves, this ain't healthy.

what the fucking FUCK

>>124607887
>>124607806
HOW FUCKING TINY IS THAT BOTTLE

>>124608440

>The expressions on the two girls behind them

Lovely stuff.

>>124608789 Go outside and go get a real girl, it's not as hard as you think. You need to heal yourselves, this ain't healthy.
Get the fuck out of here you stupid normalfaggot.

>>124608789
I'm sorry I'm laughing so hard

>>124608880
You mean indifferently wondering what they're doing?

>mfw

I always wondered, what do these dolls feel like?
I dont want to drop a few k's to figure out, but is their whole body soft like human flesh?

Does anyone have the article of the little girl making a nude mold that /v/ freaked out about? I think it was in english.

>>124608880
They're jealous they'll never be as perfect as the dakimakuras. Fucking ugly 3d PIGS.

>>124608789
>Go outside and go get a real girl

Nah, I've got a good thing going on here.

>>124609071
Yes, their texture is pretty life-like.

>>124609071
life-like texture ;_;

>>124608936
No no no go outside right now. RIGHT NOW. You need to be saved!

>>124609033
I
CAN'T
STOP
LAUGHING


Help me!!!!

>>124608440
>in public
>/v/

>>124608664
and not a single fuck was givin

can everyone just shut the fuck up and post more pics, my boner is half way

Look at all these fucking normalfags.

You guys deserve the worst.

Requesting the Dogface and Dogfuck set of pictures.

>>124609071

They're really, really soft and pleasurable to touch. The only downside is that they're not warm.

>bathtime

I can't believe there are people out there that buy shit like this. Seriously the Skyrim collectors edition was a total waste of money

>>124608440

>>124609248
Laughing at that garbage can.

Step up your game.

>>124609302
I'd totally do this if I would actually find my real waifu. I'm kinda switching 2D love interest every few months now.

I'm sure I'll find the one ;_;

>>124609228

report submitted

>>124608485
MY SIDES

>>124605407
>dem tits

These fucking threads never cease to surprise me.

>mfw someone is fucked up enough to have multiple dolls and treat them as people

>>124609411
>dat doll in the top right corner

>>124609417
>heute, nicht erst

TODAY, NOT FIRST

not even skyrim deserves this

>>124605506

>That wolf blanket

>>124604666

>That satanic triple

I wish I could afford to buy a male real doll. That would be hot.

>>124609411
How many dolls are there?

No really?

I can't count past the black one

>Secondhand real doll

*shudder*

>>124605355
lol nigga busted

>secondhand custom RealDoll
>secondhand

>>124609536

it says 'Heute. Nicht morgen'

aka

Today, not tomorrow.

>>124609417
>this guy

Good gravy, 1 more vote needed to archive this shit. Do it for the love of god, do it.

>The Girl With The Dragon Dildo?

>>124606712
4chan in a nutshell

>Expecting a Skyrim thread

OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK!!

What's the name of the guy /w the Mia bodypillow again? I think he had a tumblr or some shit

>>124606322
>Jacob's Ladder
>in my /v/

>Average Skyrim player

>hulk will save us

>This thread.

>>124609411
I ain't even mad. He is clearly successful person if he can afford so many dolls when they go for something 8k a piece.

>>124609620
>>124609675
>implying this is different from fucking a woman who isn't a virgin
Not even trolling. You're kidding yourself if you think otherwise.

>>124609599
around 27

fuck you for making me count oh god

I don't know what is going on...

>>124609840
fuck you I might have virtual waifus but this is too far

>>124609867
>He's never passionately been with a girl
>Thinks that it's like fucking a doll after they lose their virginity

Oh boy

>secondhand
>secondDICK

>>124609886
ok
>27x8000
>216k

mother of god

>>124609922
Is that the guy from that meetup groupshot?

>>124609922

>>124608067
If anything will ever make me want to shag a pillow, it'd be that.

They're just overly expensive fleshlights.

>>124610024
>dat loli face in the corner

>>124610013
>Lacks even the reading comprehension of a child
Oh boy.

goodnight sweet princess

>>124609417
>>124609719
>>124609847
His girlfriend is holding the camera
This dude makes awesome youtube vids.
Hes pretty fucking awesome, not gonna lie.

>this thread
>hitting image limit

>>124610122
>you will never be this alpha
;_;

>>124610188
That is creepy as fuck.

>>124609922
Ok it's over, I'm out.

>>124609228
http://imgur.com/TvMza

(Img cap has been reached)

You are obviously pervert and you buying skyrim for xbox instead of PC?

>>124610182
>Herp derp, I was proven wrong, fuuuu
Cry harder

>>124610230
Alpha? That man is scum.

>>124610390
betafag detected

>>124610326
I've been on 4chan since early 04. This is the most fucked up thing I have seen so far. I hope this is fake.

Somebody of you faggots screencap the shit OP posted
Somebody of you faggots screencap the shit OP posted
Somebody of you faggots screencap the shit OP posted
Somebody of you faggots screencap the shit OP posted
Somebody of you faggots screencap the shit OP posted
Somebody of you faggots screencap the shit OP posted
Somebody of you faggots screencap the shit OP posted
Somebody of you faggots screencap the shit OP posted
Somebody of you faggots screencap the shit OP posted

>>124610201
How's he called? what's his channel?

>>124610344
He's saying that fucking a woman who's already lost her virginity is like fucking a secondhand real doll. He never said anything about his virginity.

Also, I know some women buy love pillows and real dolls, but are they as popular?

>>124610555
>Been on the cahn since 04
>Not seen dogman before

09fag here. shut your lying whore mouth

>>124610555
>4 years
lol
how come you never saw that pic.

>>124610720
Mostly just boyfriend pillows. You know, the ones that are like... Half a torso with an arm you wrap around yourself.

>>124610188

That reminds me of that hooker last month.

Before i drowned her in cement...

>>124610720
I'm gay and always have thought about buying a male real doll...

Just give it the perfect sized dick, not too large, not too small with a nice lean body.

oughghggh

Circumsized is my fetish.

>>124605850
now thats nice, i'd buy that

>>124610024
cute loli in that pic

>>124610921
I don't browse cahn. I browse 4chan. Never seen this shit before. Went through every gore/fucked up thread possible to the point of sensitization but holy fuck.
Is this real? Are there any articles about that dumbfuck?

http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav.rd?action=viewpage&section=mrealdoll2
>darkest skin is light African

BLACK MEN
[] told
[]so told
[X] Star Wars: The Told Republic

>>124609411
No way a guy with that much money couldn't get a girlfiriend.
28 real dolls x 8,000 = 224,000

>>124610704
Found it with some intense googling
http://www.youtube.com/user/Nervli

>>124611473
Holy shit, you can get elf ears!?

Somewhere in china, a child is working in a sweatshop making these.

Every day, his hatred for the west grows ever deeper.

After his bloody rise to power, he'll show them. He'll show them all.

>>124608605
We...can fix this.

mm 8 grand, perhaps i now have a goal in life..to buy one of these

>>124611473
>Upgrade to Realistic Penis Attachment: extra $100.00

Oh boy it even comes with day 1 DLC!

glad this thread has been archive. This is immortal.

>>124608757
>Does it really?
>save as .avi
>open in VLC
>MFW
This is a nifty trick!
Do I need to do anything special to make a music file appear as an image when posted other than save it as .png?

>>124611614
Maybe he doesn't want to have one.

you are now imagining realldolls+bad dragon

>>124611473
>human hair eyebrows
I don't understand
>>124611811
Where do you see that?

I am sure, with every fiber of my being, that the person who owns these dolls has spent thousands of dollars on them instead of getting his life together and that house probably belongs to his parents.

Whoever has not archived this yet, do so now

I have not laughed this fucking hard in ages

>>124612190
These used to be easy as fuck to make back before somebody tried it with a spam script and got them autobanned. open in photoshop as .raw, save as .png, and tell everybody to open it in ps and resave it as raw again.

>>124608485
every fucking time. fuck im hurting.

>>124612446
http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav.rd?action=viewpage&section=frealdoll

>>124613653
http://www.realdoll.com/images/shemale003.jpg
http://www.realdoll.com/images/shemale003.jpg
http://www.realdoll.com/images/shemale003.jpg

>>124609411
Imagine trying to spend the night alone in that room. I would be fucking terrified.

>>124613961
>implying you wouldn't masturbate furiously all night long

http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav.rd?action=viewpage&section=accessories

>14 lbs of cock and ass