take a bus
call a cab

Yeeeaaah, I'm gonna camp right here in this thread. This ought to be entertaining.

lawyer up, hit the gym and delete facebook

install gentoo

Purchase a beaver skin hat.

you have a computer obviously, just call him (google voice)

Shit bro, I'm gonna be in RI tomorrow, but as for tonight I'm in the Midwest. Hope everything turns out alright.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/kolofome/photos

is this you OP?

>>124517397
>bisexual
>single

>>124517320
pffft ahahah

OP are you James Emerson, the bisexual massachusetts dweller?

bisexual you say.. if I was in Mass. *nod*

>>124517320
>Body type "Curvy"

>>124517320
>The six things I could never do without
>Oxygen
>Food
>The Internet
>Videogames

I'd say that's a yes

>>124517457
>body type: curvy

Try not to get too murdered.

>/v/ PLEASE HELP, I'M STUCK
>/v/ finds his okcupid account instead
Masterful.

thank you /v/ for finding out what i looked like, sure is google hrlping me out

but since you've found out

http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Emerson/100000313003533

james is this your facebook?

>>124518031
And then he was murdered before finishing the post, but managed to send it in a last plea for help.

bump so anon can save me

Sure I can help you out massbro.
But I get a blowjob out of this right?

>>124518139
kind of crepy please help me thouh

>>124518226
he's bi. maybe

>your

>>124516988
Fucking called it.

This is hilarious.

>>124518169
How much battery do you have left on the device you're using to post? Are sketchy people eyeing your middle-class finery in anticipation of stripping you of your valuables?

I can pick you up right now for a blowjob. 23/m/8in/black hair/blue eyes/155lbs

inb4 someone just sends a million pizzas to his location instead of helping him out
>hitch a ride with the pizza delivery man

>>124518226

get pics

I'm in Worcester, and I'm at work... So, suck a dick.

>>124518365
well, if i can't get help, its about say a 20-30 mile walk home if nothing happens, and because im "curvy" theres no way im getting home ina day, so yeah, ill probably end up dieing

atleast /v/ knows my full name, okcupid acc, and facebook

try not to troll the RIP James Emerson facebook group too hard, but if you don't ill be disappointed

i loved you /v/

This seems more suited to /r/.
Until you get raped, then it belongs on /d/.
But I'm pretty sure we're going to be seeing you're autopsy photos soon, so why not just save us some time and take it to /b/?

>>124518611
if it makes you feel better, I (the guy who googled his email for everything) hang out on /g/ mostly.

>>124518609

Just call 911 man, they'll send a cop car to pick you up if you're so scared

>>124518609
I told you i'd pick you up for a bj. email in email field

>>124518611

>you're autopsy photos

I sure does wish I could figgyuh out dis heah keyboa'ds.

>>124518820
this

if you cry they might even wait until you're out of the car to laugh at you for being a scared white boy in big bad blacktown

>>124518820
wouldnt 911 worsen my situation?

also, holy shit, i can hear dogs fighting, or howling, sounds like shit fighting hardcore

calling 911

get home safe OP!

dont you have a camera on your phone dude

step it up and post some pictures.

>>124519094
get drunk and call the police, tell them you can't afford a cab and don't want to drive home drunk.

>>124519094
it can all be over for a bj. I drive a cadillac >:3

>>124518426

>>124519298
emergency response told me "i don't have an emergency, and if i don't have anything else to report, i should hang up or recieve a fine for abusing emergency resources"

how do I get drunk from nothing?

Is it mostly a black neighborhood OP? Because we determined in an earlier thread that talking about DBZ is an instant way to befriend African Americans.

>>124519499
thank you for the tip, but no one is around, only animals fucking screaming

>>124519481
looks like you're up shit creek withoutsuckin a dick

>>124519481
buy alcohol from somewhere

are you dumb? no wonder your friend dropped your dopey ass off in the middle of nowhere

lmao what?

I'm from Lakeville, where are you?

>>124519596
i have 15 dollars, i barely know where i am

and im 19...

I know this doesn't help for shit, but I'd pick you up if I could, OP. Sadly, I'm no where near Mass.

Good luck, don't get stabbed.

you anwhere near medford OP? i'll get you

>>124518840
maybe if you post ur cock ill consider it, but ir eally do need the ride...

>>124519703
why ignore the obvious suck a dick route? you're apparently bi anyway.

>>124519703
>>124519703

Call a cab, tell him you only have 15 bucks.

Just say "please get me somewhere safe"

>>124519782
ok seriously, don't let him get his hopes up, i still have hope

also, im in middleboro.

>>124519810
because hes not emailing me

>>124519829

Or better yet, call a cab and don't tell him you have 15 dollars. Have him drop you somewhere near your house (but not infront of it) and fucking run when it's time to pay.

If you don't like that option, have him drive you to an ATM. Or a friend's. Or anyone you can borrow a few bucks from.

Start posting cocks. OP, timestamp your sorry ass.
>>124519953
post your dick faggot

oh shit oh shit oh shit!
OP here, there is tonnes of guys in hoodys wandering all over the place and they look pissed.

I don't think they know I'm here yet so I'm hiding in a bush.
fucking help me guys!
im begging you guys please!

>>124519782

>>124519970
>and fucking run when it's time to pay

Don't do this, cabbies are insane.

Assuming you are on some sort of smart phone, wouldn't your battery life be better spent calling contacts in your phone instead of letting /v/ laugh at your dating site account? Even if you aren't that close with them, or it would be inconvenient/embarrassing, your alternative is to wait in the dark to be raped by minorities. Would you rather awkwardly inconvenience someone or remain where you are all night?

Also, what sketchy parts of Middleboro? If you said Brockton or New Bedford or something then I might be worried about you, but fucking Middleboro? The worst thing you will run into there is some "thug" white teenagers who smoke weed. Just go into the woods or call the state police, there is a huge station right in town.

>>124519094
>calling 911
>Hello, is this 911? Please help! I'm lost and can't get my mommy to give me a ride! Please drive me home and hold me in your big strong manly cop arms.
Oh god, my sides. If you die, die happy knowing that we laughed at you for being a big baby. Just walk around, nobody's going to fucking stab you, you jackass.

>>124520078
holy fuck and youd let a plain jain like OP suck it? Im jealous of him now...

>>124520100
already went through them all

>>124520153
wareham street

>>124520078
jesus christ. I don't like uncut cocks but I'd make an exception for that thing, damn.

>>124520226
I posted my dick. email me to make it happen

>>124520164
no but see, thats what im doing right now, but if nothing is done, then walking around gets me no where, im about 20-30 miles away from home, so i don't see me getting home without outside help

>>124520271
Agreed. OP, meet up with the dick dude and take pics having sex. Then post in this thread and you can both be heroes.

>>124520085

Only the old ones are insane. And if you can't outrun a paunchy, old cab driver, you deserve to get stabbed by one.

Most of them will just try and drive after you, though. But thankfully, taxis don't fare too well through backyards.

They might call the cops. And since there's a good chance you'll be caught on a cab's camera. So fucking what? It's not murder, you just ditched a cab fare. Once. With decent reason.

>>124520226
Call your dad bro. At least there's only a 50% chance you'll have to suck some cock to get home that way.

>>124520039
>>124520039

>100 black guys circle around him
>hides in a bush
>takes out cell phone to post on /v/

OK, so go troll /b/ or something

If you are stupid enough to ask /v/ for help maybe you should get stabbed. CALL A FUCKING FRIEND / PARENTS / COPS / CABBY / ANYONE BUT /V/

>>124520078

>hairy
>juicy foreskin

I'D suck it.

>>124520388
thats not even fucking me, chill out

>>124520394
>>124520345
There's gotta be some kind of catch or something. He must have like half a face or AIDS or something.

>>124520501
nah, just horny and my bf is asleep. no email from op yet :(

Sounds like you're gonna have to suck that dick, bro.

welp, now people are posting anime images

im fucked

I live in the town next to middleboro guys, its a fucking middle of nowhere town, there are no hoods or scary parts, there are probably like 4 black people that live there, I wouldn't be worried about walking around there at all. op sounds like a troll.

It's basically a white suburban kind of town and anyone who thinks otherwise hasn't really every experiences places outside of that area.

>>124520551
Well while we're waiting for op to not be a faggot, can you post some more hot pics?>

IF THIS GOES THROUGH, I DEMAND PICTURES OF OP'S MOUTH FULL OF

>>124520078's

SPERM.

im still in fuckign bush and those dogs sound like theyre dieing
please help ill do fucking anything

>>124520632
I can if it leads to me getting some action. You in mass?

>>124520582
You kawaii bro?

>>124520748
I was going to lie and say yes, but that would be wrong. So no, but I want to see more and I bet someone on here will be interested...

That's like a 30 minute drive for me. Ehhhh

>>124518422
Funny because Vin Diesel is gay.

>>124520748

I want more cock pictures.

I'm hard and I love fapping to amateur porn

What an interesting thread. Not vidya, though,

Try to get up on someone's roof and see if you can find a gas station or something.

>>124520854
I appreciate the honesty, and I hope the karma garnished from being honest rewards you later on.

>>124520952
I'm in Mass, post pics.

>>124521005
email me.

>>124516831
I'm a horse, If you feed me things and give me a home I will let you ride me home.

>>124521064
No, you just need to trust me.

>>124520734
Except suck a cock.

OP I'm having some pretty crazy deja vu right now. I'm not entirely sure, but I think you may be found dead soon. I highly suggest you call a cab asap and deal with payment later.

>>124520734
OP, here's what you need to do.
Walk around until you find one of those 'scary negroes' and tell ask them where you can buy some weed. Tell them you only have fifteen dollars. No, they won't stab you, and you will get some weed out the whole thing. The weed isn't the important part of the deal though, what's important is you go to a dealer's house and tell them you're friends ditched you here and you need some place to crash for the night. It's better than nothing, and at least you'll get high.

Or go find the nearest cheap hotel and explain your situation to them, they'll let you stay there for fifteen dollars if you talk to the manager, tell him what happened, and promise not to trash the room he lets you sleep in.

>>124521105
sure, if you trust i'll post them if you wait long enough.

>this thread

>>124521232
why worry about payment when he has a perfectly juicy cock that wants to give him a ride home for a blowjob?

>>124521287
Oh I can wait ALL NIGHT

james emerson,
dead yet?

>get a ride in a nice car
>don't even have to pay gas
>only have to suck a juicy looking cock

OP, why are you being such a bitch about this?

Sorry bro, I'm in Salem.

Better drink someone else's jizz.

>>124521499
Fuck I know, and its not like he's some fat disgusting neckbeard, he has a nice dick! And OP CLAIMS to be Bi.

Will he be a little star with pics though? We must have pics...

You can walk at a bare minimum of 5 miles per hour. In a few hours your fat fucking lard ass will be home.

Stop acting so fucking helpless you autist fuck.

>>124521443
>>124521443

Im callin up sum em my niggaz in da hood. Gon tell em that a bisesnsual 19 years old white boay got lost in my backyard. We gon find him and break dat ass in.

You can't hide nigguh

>>124521667
I wanted a bj but I mean if you guys are going that far i'd break his ass in with ya >:3

no email yet James :(

>>124521656
More like 3 but hey whatever, he's fat so none of this will apply.

>>124521818
screw this dork, why dont you just pick a hot guy to rape and video tape?

>>124521977
it was a motive of opportunity. he needs a ride near mass and I need a bj

Just an average night in Massachusetts, eh?

james? oh he ded

>this thread

it's calm down time dude

>people from Massachusetts being gay
>exactlyasplanned.jpg

>>124520078

Why am I so aroused by that cock?

It's not porn-star big or thick but I am really fucking turned on.

>>124522171
because its most likely real. real is hot. and we might get to see more. Too bad faggot op is leaving the poster with blue balls, totally ungentlemanly.

You want a blow job from THAT?

blughrr

>>124522241
>Calling op a fag for not sucking dick
wat

YO DIS JAMAL YO WE STABBED DAT NIGA JAMES YOU SHOULDA SEEN HIM SCRIBBLE SHIT IN THA DIRT YO DIS NIGA MUST HAV BEN HIGH YO IM GONA SPEND DIS FIFTEEN DOLLAS ON MY BABY GIRL PEACE

>>124522324
>You want a blow job?
fixed.

and i've had worse bfs. i'm more of a heart and soul kind of guy.

>>124517320
My self-summary
Well, I'd like to think I have a good out going personality, and that once you get to know me, you could be my friend!
What I’m doing with my life
No clue
I’m really good at
Ton's of stuff, mostly what ever I put my mind towards.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Star Wars, American Physcho, Goldeneye, tons of other movies
I listen to just about any type of music, from Slayer, to Lupe Fiasco, to Coldplay.
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen
Food
The Internet
Videogames
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future, aliens, and the black emptiness of space.
On a typical Friday night I am
At a party, or just chillin at a friends house playing N64
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is something you would have to get to know me first.
I’m looking for
Guys and girls who like bi guys
Ages 18-22
Near me
For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
You should message me if
You enjoy having fun, and mind waiting for my response I don't check this site as much as I should, so please don't be frustrated

why doesn't OP call 911 and say i got left out here and i need a ride home the cops will take you home. or lie and say people try to rob you. BOOM CAR RIDE HOME AND NO NEED TO SUCK DICK

>>124521667
>>124521667

yo wassup tyrone. I finds dis fat white boiy. yea nigga he hidin in a bush posting on ponychan. Oh yea nigga, we gone tear up dat ass. My nigga jerome just picked up a 10 gallon of lube and a 12 pack of condoms. We gon turn him into a chocolate poptart.