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Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)10:56 No.124273521

So how close are you to becoming a wizard /v/?
4 years left here. feels pretty good

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)10:56 No.124273556 >that feel when vile succubi try to steal your magical essence

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)10:58 No.124273697 8 years. but i'd probably kill myself before that happens.

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)10:58 No.124273718 >people actually being okay with their virginity

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)10:58 No.124273733 3 years left. Feels bad man

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)10:59 No.124273776 i feel awful, did it at 16, now 25 havent had any since >no sex >no magic powers sucks to be me

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)10:59 No.124273798 >>124273733 you become a wizard when you're 40 right? in that case i have 18 years left

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)10:59 No.124273808 What the hell are you guys talking about?

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:00 No.124273862 >>124273718 >people actually being okay with surrending ther magical powers You're disgusting

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:00 No.124273873 ROYCOOOOOOOOOOOO CUP-A-SOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:00 No.124273874 >>124273718 >Normalfags jealous that their magica essence has already been stolen by a vile succubus, and will never be able to know the unfathomable power a wizard can acquire.

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:00 No.124273911 >>124273798 30.

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:00 No.124273934 >>124273808 >>>/out/

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:00 No.124273939 >>124273808 newfag detected

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:01 No.124273960 8 years and 14 days

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:01 No.124273969 File1326124871.png-(132 KB, 303x238, Chromestanza.png) 16 years left. Won't let no succubi to steal my mana.

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:01 No.124273972 blowjobs count as losing my virginity?

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:01 No.124273975 My magical essence was stolen from me back when I was 16... I'm sorry I failed you my brothers.

Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:01 No.124273989

One day when you finally realize you aren't getting any and you also realize your life still doesn't suck you stop giving a fuck about women.

And also if you haven't gotten any thus far it really isn't worth the effort to go to night clubs to see annoying bitches and whores and try to be nice to them for one time stand when you could have just sat at home with your comfortable hand

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:01 No.124273991 What if you've only had sex with other men? Does that take away your powers?

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:01 No.124274009 >>124273969 Reported

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:01 No.124274023 >>124273808 lol rtrd get out off heres

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:01 No.124274028 I have walked the planes of the magi for 22 years and counting. Soon I shall be known as Master-Wizard.

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:01 No.124274029 File1326124917.jpg-(19 KB, 412x324, welho.jpg) I am a vaizard already.

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:02 No.124274052 File1326124931.png-(3 KB, 196x171, 1311548930458.png) >>124273969

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:02 No.124274092 >masturbators >thinking their mana is worth a damn Stay deluded, children.

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:02 No.124274094 >>124273991 Men aren't succubi, you dummy.

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:02 No.124274095 >>124273991 No, that makes you a warlock.

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:02 No.124274101 11.5 years. Too long.

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:03 No.124274125 >>124274092 >implying anyone said they are masturbators

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:03 No.124274129 12 years because according to my friends ive only fucked rubber

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:03 No.124274147 >>124274094 >>124274095 Awesome.

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:03 No.124274217 5 years still. I'm trying to stand strong /v/ but there are succubus craving my mana eveywhere. I feel like I won't make it /v/ hold me tight!

Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:04 No.124274255

Gave up the path to wizardry one night late last year when I made a terrible drunken mistake.

It's heartbreaking. I still had a good 10 years ahead of me, but I know I could have made it. Seriously I sort of wish I was still a virgin, I ended up going home with some hideous fat moose of a girl that I pray I never see again.

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:04 No.124274283 File1326125074.jpg-(7 KB, 251x242, 1324741377629.jpg) 5 years this February

Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:04 No.124274298

>>124273521

Normalfag here. The key is communication and rational understanding of worst case scenario.

No doubt fear of rejection is the cause for your powers.

Eliminate that fear and be yourself.

In 100 years everyone alive now will be dead. In 500 years only a few will be remembered. In a few billion years the sun will engulf the earth and every trace of human existence will go.

Nothing really matters that much so go and find a girl to put your cock in.

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:04 No.124274314 >>124274125 >implying they aren't

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:06 No.124274425 File1326125176.jpg-(Spoiler Image, 168 KB, 760x596, nightfall2[1].jpg) >>124273972 Not according to Oglaf

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:06 No.124274481 File1326125205.jpg-(81 KB, 600x450, 1325530590770.jpg) Sad thing is, 19. And I'm practically praying that Alma Elma comes and takes my semen.

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:07 No.124274511 10 years. The succubi in my area are just too strong. > That feel when you'll never know the power of becoming a wizard. If I kill myself can I become a Lich?

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:07 No.124274522 >>124274298 After 5 friendship -> "confession" -> rejection cycle you just fucking give up

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:07 No.124274545 >>124274481 >Alma Elma 1.1 Patch scum detected

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:08 No.124274588 Can't become a wizard. Feels good man.

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:08 No.124274627 6 years left for me, I can't wait

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:08 No.124274630 >>124274545 That's her name in Part 2, And it's much easier on my fingers. sea-urchins) esArtif

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:08 No.124274643 >>124274481 > Alma Elma I really fucking hope that name doesn't stick around. If you fucking gringos can't pronounce Aruma Eruma without having a hard time, then tough shit. Aruma Eruma Aruma Eruma Aruma Eruma

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:09 No.124274676 3 years left, winds of magic are getting stronger every day.

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:10 No.124274746 >>124274522 >implying that's the way people get laid Stop making friends with them first.

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:10 No.124274791 Hahaha.... Last year for me... last.. year...

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:11 No.124274816 >>124274643 How do you pronounce it?

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:11 No.124274832 >>124274028 22 years of wizardry? I mad jelly.

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:11 No.124274890 I can never be a powerful wizard But it's not like I've gotten laid that many times. Can I be some sort of minor wizard?

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:12 No.124274893 File1326125522.jpg-(29 KB, 600x474, 1306291688827.jpg) >>124274522 > He makes friends with succubi Oh shit nigger what are you doing?

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:12 No.124274904 >>124274522 >>124274522 Yeah, man, that's not how you do it. Don't make friends with girls, because they'll just want to be friends with you. Make it clear from the word go that you want more, then if they're not interested they'll fuck off.

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:12 No.124274906 10 years. 10 years...

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:12 No.124274916 >>124274028 What are your stats?

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:12 No.124274966 >>124274816 Ah-roo-mah-eh-roo-mah.

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:13 No.124274989 Does anyone have that lovely graph?

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:13 No.124275023 >>124274522 >After 5 friendship -> "confession" -> rejection cycle you just fucking give up You see your problem is you fucked up right at the first step. Never befriend a woman you want to fuck.

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:14 No.124275089 >>124274028 In 8 years you'll become and Arch Mage keep going anon

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:14 No.124275095 >>124274916 You cannot even begin to fathom the powers I posses.

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:14 No.124275110 Listen queers, taking comfort in this isn't going to help your problem. Confiding in each other is A) gay and B) counterproductive.

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:14 No.124275116 >>124274816 アルマエルマ A-ru-ma E-ru-ma That's how you pronounce it. Its not fucking hard.

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:14 No.124275141 >>124274966 Thanks bro. Sounds much better then Alma Elmer Fud.

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:15 No.124275208 >>124275110 oh shut the fuck up, you are a normal, you are not welcome here

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:16 No.124275248 I haven't had sex in 2 years.I am going to hit 30 soon do I get a bonus for age?

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:16 No.124275270 I've only ever been tainted by one succubi, can I regain my magical essence somehow?

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:16 No.124275302 File1326125818.jpg-(17 KB, 214x317, MV5BMzg2MjAwNTc5M15BMl5BanBnXk(...).jpg) Soon

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:17 No.124275313 >>124275095 What's the best loot you can get at your level?

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:17 No.124275348 >>124275270 if you kill the succubi that stole your mana then you can become a necromancer

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:17 No.124275356 7 years left Going for the monk path

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:18 No.124275388 >>124275302 is he merlin? or dumbledore? or irenicus?

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:18 No.124275392 >>124275270 NO You have lost your magical power unless you rip it out of the vile monster that stole it.

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:18 No.124275406 >>124275270 You have to slay her

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:19 No.124275501 11 so close yet so far

>>	Atom !XbmrH2N8QA 01/09/12(Mon)11:20 No.124275577 File1326126017.jpg-(53 KB, 708x396, #.jpg) >>124275116 >>124275116 Thats mainly because the japanese done have that sound in their vocabulary Watching FMA >Gluttony is called Buratone >Retarded

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:21 No.124275648 I had sex /v/. I'm better than you. >>124273556 >implying you all aren't constantly wasting it to porn You can only become a wizard if you never fapped.

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:21 No.124275708 > implying I'm not already a Wizard > implying I don't have a steady income without doing jack shit all day > implying I don't have all the time in the world to play all the fucking vidya I want > implying I'm not happy as fuck

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:23 No.124275827 >>124275708 What are you still doing on /v/? What keeps you from escending to vidya heaven?

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:23 No.124275831 >>124275577 Then they should stop being retarded and add La Li Lu Le Lo to their Katakana alphabet. Until then, she's Aruma Eruma for me.

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:23 No.124275851 >>124275648 >You can only become a wizard if you never fapped. Not quite, if you have never been tainted by a succubus you can constantly regenerate mana, it's when you get tainted that you lose that ability and expelling the mana releases it forever.

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:24 No.124275914 >>124275827 Playing on my 2nd monitor as I type this. Jelly?

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:25 No.124276029 File1326126355.png-(102 KB, 331x304, 1323726645144.png) >>124275831 The Patriots!?

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:26 No.124276047 That feel when you were corrupted by the devil to sleep with that wretch oh well doesn't look like anything will be coming my way for many year maybe redemption and I can claim a small percentage of my powers just maybe.

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:26 No.124276065 >>124275831 I bet you call Marth -> MARUSU too, you fucking weeaboo scum.

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:26 No.124276076 >>124275914 Not jelly, just curious.

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:27 No.124276161 >mfw I never fap >mfw I've never had sex am I a wizard

>>	girl gamer general~♥ boys r u mad? teehee megsey !!VDTaUDjyqmW 01/09/12(Mon)11:28 No.124276212 10 years left for me until im a cat witch or whatever the fuck it was called

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:28 No.124276221 >>124276161 But are you 30?

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:28 No.124276222 >>124273718 That's the joke.jpg

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:30 No.124276417 >>124275388 He's the guy from The Office who manipulated millions of lesser minds to think he's funny. He's more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:30 No.124276444 >>124276212 once a whore always a whore

>>	Anonymous 01/09/12(Mon)11:31 No.124276478 File1326126670.png-(Spoiler Image, 2.24 MB, 1414x1079, tree.png) 11 years.

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