I didn't miss it.

I never had o

I never had a chance.

that girl is now my wife, jokes on you

I never had a chance with that girl

Because that girl isn't real

>approach girl, I like
>my palms are sweaty
> knees weak, arms are heavy
>Moms spaghetti falling out of my pocket
>Fucking gamestop

I was creepy and she never really liked me anyway.

i don't like to dwell on it

>>123238647
that opportunity of yours came once in a lifetime, man

Because friend zone

Now I fuck her sister

Well I went out with her, then Moms Spaghetti fell out of my pocket

I had "that" girl, she turned out to be awful. Now I have "that" guy that's weird to everyone else but perfect for me.

>Implying I had anything to miss

You know, I had one chance, one opportunity and I fucked my whole life up for the rest of my existence

She asked me if I wanted to kiss her. She probably wanted me as much as I wanted her.

I was afraid and said no.

I'm so sorry

She died.

I'm a really awkward date...

I'm tall and good looking so I have no problem getting the date, and in larger groups I'm charming and hilarious, but holy fuck do I ever blow the one on one's.

It's a shame too because she was ridiculously good looking and a national level gymnast.

Heroin addiction

>That feel when I start rapping the posts in this thread
Keep 'em coming

i let her slip

It took too long for me to realise that I was in love.
Frienzoned hard

If I were to die murdered in cold blood tomorrow
Would you feel sorrow or show love
Or would it matter
Can never be the lead-off batter of things
Shit for me to feed off
I'm see-saw battling
But theres way too much at stake for me to be fake
There's too much on my plate
And I came way too far in this game to turn and walk away
And not say what I got to say
What the fuck you take me for? a joke? you smoking crack?
Before I do that, I beg Mariah to take me back
I get up 'for I get down, run myself in the ground, 'for I put some wack shit out
I'm trying-a smack this one out the park, five-thousand mark
You all steady trying to drown the shark
Ain't gonna do nothing but piss me off
Lid to the can of whoop ass, just twist me off
See me leap out, pull the piece out, fuck shooting I'm just trying to knock his teeth out
Fuck with me now, bitch, let's see you freestyle
Talk is cheap, motherfucker if you're really feeling froggish, leap
You're slim, you're gonna let him get away with that?
He tried to play you, you can't let him 'scape with that
Man I hate this crap, this ain't rap,
This is crazy the way we act
When we confuse hip-hop with real life when the music stops

I didn't, but I learned that looks aren't everything in a very hard and painful way.

>>123238966

they doesn´t even rhyme but nice dubs bro

Actually I've had like 4 misses. They were all unstable cunts so I didn't go with any of them.

I didn't. I went for it and it payed off. Deal with it, nerd.

I was a retarded pussy ass faggot.
She told me I "wasn't active enough" and from what she said it appears like she wanted me to fuck her brains out 24/7. Which I didn't.

Now she's a fucking celebrity because she got cast in some soap opera and is a millionaire.

I feel really bad about life, so I'll better go play some vidya.

BUT THE SMARTEST SHIT I DID WAS TAKE THE BULLETS OUT OF THAT GUN

CUZ I'DA KILLED EM

SHIT I WOULDA SHOT KIM AND HIM BOTH

ITS MY LIFE

I'D LIKE TO WELCOME YA'LL TO THE EMINEM SHOW

>>123239055
dubs errywhere

>>123238723
I like to rap this one.

>Had one shot
>One opportunity
>Didn't capture it
>Let it slip

Welp, I fucked up.

>that feel when you're 6'5" and good looking but still can't get a girlfriend

It must be my personality

>>123239330
>>123239330
Hell yeah you fucked up. You've got an extra syllable or you're missing one, making your post hard to rap.

She went to kiss me and I said "OH HI"

>that feel when you're genuinely nervous around someone because you like them and they like you but you come across as a complete asshole

>>123239492
>that feel when you're genuinely nervous around someone because you like them and they like you but you come across as a complete asshole
I know that feel all too well. I really don't mean to come off as an asshole, I'm just too awkward sometimes.

>>123238431
I'm actually quite good at teasing. But I dunno what to do next. So a typical scenario for me would be:
>she says something
>I tease if it occurs to me to do so
>she gets interested, doesn't really hide it
>in my mind:"now what?"
>act like I didn't do nuthin.

>both Christian
>both korean, so we come from a slightly more conservative background
>she's also 2 years older than me
>start hanging out
>I get drunk one night we're out
>she's a little intoxicated too, but not drunk
>she takes me home
>helps me up to my room, takes off my watch and socks for me and whatnot
>helps me get into bed
>starting to sober up just a bit, guess it wasn't that bad
>I ask her to stay with me for a little while, until I fall asleep
>she sits on bed beside me
>we start talking for a while, she lies down beside me after a bit
>keep talking about stuff while i start holding her
>ask her to stay the night
>she says okay
>nothing actually happens in bed, i just pass out like a bitch

>wake up next morning, head splitting
>she's not there
>get upset
>call her, ask her why she didn't keep her promise to stay
>can't remember exactly what was said
>later in the evening
>she ends up coming to visit me
>we're both fine now, hangover gone
>suddenly awkward

It's been that way ever since, /v/. We stopped hanging out and everything. I've texted her a few times since, but it's always awkward. Most girls I know wouldn't get phased like that over something so small since nothing even really happened, but I liked this girl.

Thinking about calling her up again to meet up and see if we can make things right, but it's been a while. She lives just down the street from me now (we're both in college)

what do, /v/?

>have girl best friend
>grow up as next door neighbors
>get to high school
>see a hot girl I like
>ask her out
>get shot down
>my female friend is a mutual friend
>she funds out and tries to help me
>says she wants to see me happy
>i work out, join the swim team, dress better
>finally ask hot girl out again
>i suppose i seem like more of a catch and she wants to go out
>take her to prom
>having an ok time
>see my female friend being a wallflower
>she'd said if I couldn't get a date we could go as friends, so she never asked anyone
>realize that she's the girl who has done everything for me
>go and ask her to dance with me
>end up spilling my real feelings
>she starts to tear up and says she's always felt the same
>we kiss, and later fuck that night
>cheat on her the next year due to newfound confidence
pic related

ISHYGDT

Never had one.

She even said so herself

>>123239492
Tip for the future: If you feel like this then make a joke about it in her company. Pointing it out usually makes everything ok. The same applies for awkward silences.

>you'll never be a hamster and be able to watch your female master change

>>123240051
Forgot link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0LaNDv2nGg

>>123240051

>how did you missed

anyway she broke up after half a year
still not sure why, but I'm beyond the point where I care

when i was 15 i fell in love with her, about 2 years after i totally missed all signals. good thing hardly ever does anything good come of anything you do when youre 13, if only i didnt still love her, 9 years later (or 7 years after i fell in love with her)

Well, I didn't really miss anything, since she only came over to kiss me.

Although, I think I should have asked for her number.

Friendzoned.

Her words were literally "I don't want to risk our friendship"

Fuck this and fuck you. Also fuck you for being around me so often, constantly reminding me of what I can't have.
Also fuck you further for acting like you don't know exactly how I feel about this.

Also Vidya.

>>123240562
You can cut it off yourself you know your dick, not the relationship.

i sended a sms when i was drunk and the girl never talked to me again

I gave up on my academics because of depresion, and just played vidya.
She didn't appreciate vidya, and went to the top academically.
I chose the wrong path, or did I?
One cannot change the past, but only deal with what is now.
You may have missed your chance, but other opportunities will come.

She moved to Germany and got scared so she started dating someone else.

She never told me she had feeling for another guy and let me make a fool of myself.

She recently had a kid and didn't want to get involved with another guy, then got back with her baby daddy.

She broke up with her bf for this guy she has feelings for that doesn't want her.

I want what I can't have.

She refused to talk about vidya, so I punched her right in the fucking whore mouth, stripped her naked, mixed my shit with her blood, then used it to write SAGE across her chest, before calling security and having her escorted from my zeppelin.

>>123239830
Man up and ask her out. Then Does she like Mario Kart?

I was a beta

I said NO to her...


oh well...

>Girl I like is my friend
>To scared to ask her out
>Fuck it, here I come with my shot
>Feet fail me not

>>123240677
I might be better off doing this.
This is now the third year I'm like this and I just can't get over it. I had two short term relationships in that time but I just cannot get over her.

But it's probably me not trying hard enough.

>talked to her a little bit in the classes we had together
>attempted to say something sarcastically
>I suck at sarcasm
>I came off as an asshole
>shit was awkward between us ever since
>never talked to her again
She was too good for me anyways.

she turned out to be a lesbian

His palms are sweaty,
knees weak,
arms are heavy.
There's vomit on his sweater already,
mom's spaghetti.

>>123241609
Are you me, I fucking reek of sarcasm, and everyone hates it.

I didn't even blow the chance, I basically just got bad luck.

> Get along great with her
> In the one class we have together, we always talk through the whole lesson
> Never see her outside the class because our timetables are so different
> Her predicted grades are slipping in that one class, and she ends up dropping it because she's so far behind
> Never see her again

Sucks man.

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
the whole crowd goes so loud

I didn't. and I regret nothing.

I moved abroad. We still keep comms over the email. When I visit my area I usually take her to restaurants, cinema and cycling (she loves that shit plus I get to stare at her ass and get away with it), but considering her looks she most likely already got someone and won't admit or will soon have, 'cause I occasionally get stories from her of some dudes hitting on her. Mostly people with much higher social status. Dayum shame, but I chose career over hoes. I'll start hitting on ladies once I can afford it. Unfortunately or maybe luckily there's no good material around in this pakiinfested shithole full of horsefaced dumbass brit broads, and all my female friends I used to hit on either dropped contact, got someone or got pregnant

I stayed too long in the friendzone, and she moved to another state and got a bf.
I never had a chance OP. Never had a chance.

whydoibother.jpg

HE OPENS HIS MOUTH BUT THE WORDS WONT COME OUT HE'S CHOKING NOW EVERYBODY IS JOKING NOW, THE CLOCKS WENT OUT TIMES OUT OVER. PLOW!

'that girl'? I mean in I
ve got a friendess we knew eachother from high school, she flirt the fuck out of me, I wasnt so intrested in realationship that time, i meet her this year [23 atm, didnt saw eachother for a year], she was pretty back there, but now she's 10/10 so yeah I've been foul coz I dint saw/care that we could try as a couple

>>123242464
more like
HE OPENS HIS MOUTH BUT NOT VIDYA COME OUT HE'S CHOKING NOW EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

I'd be happy just to have a girl consider me a friend
havent spoken to one in months

>>123243206
>months
Try years niggah.

Ok /v/, tell me what the fuck should I do.

That's the situation:
>She's a really good friend
>I actually care about her. (really)
>She likes me but it's more likely then not that she doesn't see anything more in me than friend
>I'm ready to spill my feelings but if this goes wrong it would be awkward forever for both of us. (Probably more for her then for myself)

My chances are probably around ~40%

>>123243542
make an effort to spend more time with her without making your intentions clear

>>123243542
I reccomend you to lose yourself and ask her out. Or die wondering what could happen.

If you like a girl, why not just tell her you like her? It's as simple as that. A girl once told me that she doesn't understand why people don't just do that.

I never had a c

wait the jokes has already been made? I'm otta here

>>123243772
Tell that girl that awkward people tend to come off as creepy when doing that.

>>123243666
Hey Satan how are you today.

You should know I've done that FOR YEARS. And I just can't take it anymore. So this isn't working.

>>123243688
Two valid ideas.

>>123243948
well since that doesn't work i'm gonna have to refer you to >>123243688

She fucking led me on for a few years and then said no. Thanks for reminding me, OP. Really fucking appreciate it.

>>123243542
Don't. Don't!

No matter what you think, going from friend to more than a friend is so fucking hard to pull off. You have a narrow window to beat the friendzone, if she is a good friend, you've blown it.

>>123244060
Wish me luck. And courage. A metric ton of both.
I'm going to do something about it even if it might turn everything upside down.

>>123243948
the best part is: "die wondering what could happen." requires ABSOLUTELY no effort from your side.
I mean you just have to stand there like a retard and wait while days pass by. Perhaps you even will get reward "I chosed easy way and now I am lonely and miserable "

Well I asked her out and she said yes, later she send me a message and said we should only stay at CLASSmates (notice the class part)

Well I recovered in about two days and forgot her in a week or so.
It was then when I realized I was blinded by "love". My friend had told me that the girl was actually really shallow and actually pretty idiotic.
This girl is the reincarnation of cuteness and she's a really nice person, if you only barely know her. I'm sure most of you guys would fall for her too, since she is waifu material.
Still she is really shallow (It would take too long for me to tell you why), she never really thinks about anything and from inside she is actually pretty mean and bitter. She envy's one of her friends and fakes all the time.

Don't get me wrong on this, I don't hate her and I'm not bitter because she didn't like me, this is just the truth. I still like to hang out with her sometimes and stuff like that, but no way I'll never be her friend/fall for her ever again and I'm sure she thinks the same.
It's been 2/3 of a year now since that happened and I'm feeling great. I have awesome friends, I'm alot wiser than before, I party alot and my sportscareer is going well too.
I don't "love" (I don't really want to use that word to describe a crush, since as far as I'm conserned, beign in love is far from having a crush at someone) anyone right now and I think I won't in a while, but that's more than okay to me.
Right now I think having a girlfriend would only be a sort of a bonus for my life. I don't really need a girl to be happy. Happines comes from inside and people should know that. I haven't really loved anyone yet, so I'm sure I'll be even happier someday if I truly love someone with all my heart and we get together or something like that, but even if that doesn't happen, I'll still be happy as fuck.

HE OPENS HIS MOUTH BUT NOT VIDYA COME OUT HE'S CHOKING NOW EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

Usually by calling her a barrage of horrible unforgivable things to them after they forgave me for saying horrible unforgivable things to them.

Im such a nice person to be with :D

>>123244136
Shut the fuck up former self.
I know my chances are slim. But I have to get this out of my head one way or another. I can't even enjoy vidya anymore like this.

Here's a great cheer up song for you guys btw.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mby7RhAcb0I
->>123244500

>>123239905
>cheat on her the next year due to newfound confidence

I asked that guy out but then he rejected me because I played more video games than he did. :c

>Walk in gamestop to buy Persona 4
>Cute cashier girl at register
>She says "Hello there, I remember you"
> My palms are sweaty
> Knees weak, arms are heavy
> Moms spaghetti starting to fall out of my pockets
>Run away
>Fucking Gamestop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO2wA0Te0wM
>he will never be as good as he once was

>>123244287

Dude, what you need to do is make yourself look a little differently in her eyes. You're in the friendzone right now, and to get out of it you basically have to defy her expectations. Get some new clothes, change your hairstyle, and put her and yourself in situations that you aren't normally in. Like maybe ask her to go see a movie. Not as a date, just as friends, but assuming you don't go to the cinema often already if you do choose something different but similar it'll be just enough outside of her perception of you to make her start to look at you a little differently. You need to do all this before asking her out or it won't go well. Just asking her out straight from the friendzone never works.

I didnt we broke up

>>123244845
great choise

>I missed my chance way back when
>mfw I had a second chance and succeeded

"oh it´s late, I have to go"

>>123238723

>>123245257
I'm not a complete idiot just sometimes slightly retarded.

That was basically my plan.

>>123244875
Because now I knew I could get girls and how.

I became a serious douchebag.

>>123244845
Sorry I didn't see that Reddit bullshit in the corner btw.
Still, a great song.

SURE IS VIDEOGAEMS IN HERE

>>123243542
Ask her out but don't spill your feelings just yet.
Make sure she thinks it's just something casual.
Dinner is best for when trying to start dating a girl but she may see what your intentions are but don't be afraid. If you are, pick lunch or cofee.
Start building upwards from there.

Get ready to likely get the "it's best we just stay as friends" line from her.

There was a half-asian girl with a so kawaii uguu~ voice in my freshman biology class. I'm fairly certain she wanted my cock, but I did nothing about it.

Oh well.

http://www.tape.tv/vid/16751

>be like 17 and fat
>fall in love
>never dare to tell her
>cry every day for 2 years, feel like shit around her, as she's a good friend
>decide that it's stupid to go on like this
>get /fit/
>get first real gf

Because I was scared and didn't know what else to do

>chilling with friend who cute girls love for some reason
>whenever I hang out with him, cute girls he doesn't even know seriously just run up to him in public and hug him
>girls ask him out all the time
>mfw
WHY. HOW.
I've asked him on multiple occasions HOW he gets girls without even trying. He just tells me to grow your hair out.
I fucking had long hair and shit like that has never happened to me before.
Maybe I'm just ugly.
Maybe I will never know, maybe he discovered some kind of secret to life that hardly anyone knows.
Fuck, man, I just don't know. I really don't know.

>>123242464

SNAP BACK TO REALITY

WOOPS THERE GOES GRAVITY

I met some broad at a frat party, things started to get hot and tempting. But my concious came into play.

THESE VOICES THESE VOICES I HEAR THEM AND WHEN THEY TALK I'LL FOLLOW.

>>123246287
Dude, the girl's only fifteen years old.

>>123238431

Got 30 thousand and decided to head back to Florida instead of off to Missouri

I don't think I'll have a regret as important as that.

Well, I found out she has no goddamn feelings. She even told me straight up that she tries not to feel any emotion.
When I asked if she wanted to try something with me, she said it mitebcool.jpg but refused to into emotions.
Now I don't even know if I'm friendzoned or not, goddamn it.

We hit it off well in my senior year. However, I started getting messages from my ex at the time. My ex convinced me to get back with her. Stupid idea, of course, but I was young. Eventually we broke up, and here I am three years later, regretting what I did every day. That girl was perfect for me, but I got lured in by a damn succubus.

>>123245935
Already said, I'm not going to be a complete idiot about it.
For being ready...well, even if comes to the worst I will finally be able to get over it. That's a huge improvement already.

But the uncertainty is too not exactly pleasant.

She's my best friend's sister and I am shy and beta as fuck.

iDK, How DID I missed it???

Fucking Retard.

>>123246438
You know what, Drey? I don't like your attitude.

>>123246180
Kill your friend and devour his soul.