this makes me die inside

What the fuck is a Gash anyway

>>123221869
how about you fucking read the post

>>123221869
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gash

>>123221869
Means a pussy, nigga.

>>123221915
Yea cut etc, but I never ever heard the word or seeing it used anywhere.

>>123221998
i think some english people say it for cunt

>but many people have interpreted this name to mean otherwise
Oh you yanks and your stupid slang.

>>123221986

Never heard it used like that before.

People are really fucking stupid.

>>123222085
This.

I immediately thought of its usage as in >a huge gash across his forearm and not this slang.

Are all euphamisms a bannable name?

I got banned for having the username gay faggot but now that I think about it couldn't that just mean joyful bundle of sticks?

>>123222229
Someone should name themselves "Willy" which, as we all know, is short for William.
Until the little kids see it, when it becomes short for gentleman's sausage.

There are plenty of valid reasons to hate TOR, but come on

That poster is a dumbass, as gash is common slang. It's not like people just invented that definition of the word yesterday

But the slang term is just a play on the actual meaning of the word gash. You'd call a woman's vagina a gash because it looks like a gash.

It's like if I named my toon Joystick and everybody started complaining about it. What the fuck is wrong with people.

It's not profanity. The word on its own means exactly what you'd find in a dictionary. It people's own dirty minds that twist it into something obscene. And if they have a mind that will do that, I don't see how they could be offended by it.

Shit's fucked yo.

Endless hours of joy. Thanks again Bioware.

>>123222370
>common slang
>never heard of it

What if your name is Dick and you name your character Dick?

>>123222476
DICK NOT ALLOWED

END OF LINE

>>123222476

BANNED.
NO REFUND.
SENT TO CONCENTRATION CAMP.
BURNED ALIVE IN A FURNACE.

>>123222423
This.

>>123222476

I think this actually happened in some online thing a few years back. A guy named Dick named his account Dick or something and got banned. I think there was a little media fiasco and he got unbanned afterwards though.

>>123222476
You'd get banned IRL.

Nobody tell BioWare that the swords resemble phallic symbols, they gonna ban the whole game!!1

Just to let you guys know, any name with the word "vidya" is also not allowed. Not only do they fucking make you change your name, but you get a one day ban.

They can boast a good launch all they want; even DCUO had a good one. This will be F2P by the end of the year.

>>123222423

I think some people just hate themselves and want to take it out on another people.

And some men just want to watch the world burn.

>>123222222

Just checking

>2012
>still caring about TOR

It's dead guys, no one's playing this shit anymore.
But cool story OP.

>>123222867
>Google "Vidya"
>Vidya: Sanskrit word for Knowledge
>Banning people for saying their character is smart

Slang? Is this some of that wobbly nobbly stuff from across the pond?

Sir, will you please stop shagging her gash so I may roger her?

Is that correct usage? Trying to educat myself.

What if I call my character Leek Uranus?

>>123222970
da fuck

>>123222867

If you get banned for vidya then it's confirmed that bioware has a vendetta against /v/

I say we escalate this to all out war.

they must pay for their insolence.

>>123223098
oh god my sides. you can name your character's name that, then make your legacy surname Uranus

holy fuck i want to see this

>>123223149
make his name Leek I mean

I wonder how the BDF is going to defend this.

>>123223363

Like they always do; with a response that is either ad hominem or focuses on an issue that is either minor or completely unrelated to the one at hand.

>>123223363
inb4 >Get back to wow.

>>123223363
>Go back to WoW
>Blizzard puppet
>Some kind of analogy related to a boat.

Saw the thread aswell, what i found hilarious is that he had a character called Massive'Negro which was apperantly just fine compared to "Gash".

The full post is even funnier. I don't know why OP cut it.

>gear should trump skill
>biodrones

>>123222439
Tell me where 'gash' is common slang and I'll tell you where hick country is

>>123223955
It was very common in the UK over 10 years ago, but is much less common now.

SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHY

WHY IS IT THAT EVERYBODY ON THIS FORUM WHO USES THIS FUCKING AVATAR HAS TO HAVE A SHITTY OPINION

SOMEBODY EXPLAIN THIS SHIT

>>123224002
>Geeksqaud
>12 gigabytes of ram POWER
>GT520
>Separate sound card
>400W Foxconn power supply
>$1500
>Extended warranty

I almost feel sorry for these people sometimes.

>>123223779

>Massive'negro

My girlfriend is college educated and calls her vagina gash

>>123223802

>Troll post

I'm seeing this everywhere on there.

>Slight criticism against the game
>Troll post

I want Bioware to fail if only because of their fans (but also because of their games)

>>123224197

bioware confirmed for loving giant black cock

>>123224228
>Expecting anything different from biodrones

The cocksucking on the forums is almost bizarre. For a minute I thought it was fake, like that crazy Fallout forum with bots posting over and over.

>>123223802
>Post why you hate the game
>"Your opinion is wrong"

>>123224224

I have never heard that as slang before, but then I don't live in the US or the UK so that might be it. The post confused me because I wondered why the guy had been warned

>>123224126
>2012
>posting fake screen shots just to say biodrones are stupid.
We all know that is fake.

What the fuck is going on? I'm losing more respect for EA and bioware with each passing day. And that's saying alot considering I'm a huge fan och their games usually.

>>123224002

> Nice job Star Wars. You fail at marketing your MMO

Why am i laughing so hard?

these are my favorite threads

>>123224367
>2011
>posting on /v/ and contributing nothing

>>123224497
>making

This drama reminds me of another MMO that was released a few years ago. I wonder whatever happened to these guys...

Holy shit, people are still defending Bioware and EA for banning people for swearing when there are filters that block that shit? What the fuck?

>>123224587

They died. Korea took over the game and made it even shittier. A real shame.

>massive'negro

not racial

This is just awful. As if the game wasn't bad enough the community is apparently made of the worst people the online community has to offer.

>>123224465

>>123224465

>shards

Looks like I've spotted a fellow UO vet. Too bad he's a fucking idiot.

>>123221971
Love these descriptions.

>An English slang word for a woman.
>Check out that gash.

LOAAADSAGASH

Why is the Bioware forums full of shit?

I mean, I know online forums with accounts ARE shit.

But god damn.

>>123224709
It is THEIR GAME. THIER SERVERS. Their rules. You abide. What hard to understand?

>>123224877
Must be trolling... right...?

>>123224932
So one guy who whispers "fuck" to his friend via whisper should get banned?

>>123224854

No, sharding is a common term over there. Fggt isn't a UO vet.

>>123224877
>>123224877

Oh god that image

This kills the thread

All this Biodrones started playing Bioware games with ME1 right? all the underage kids.

>>123224976
See
>>123224932

>>123224932
>HURP, DURP, LET'S ADD A SWEARING FILTER, BUT BAN PEOPLE FOR SWEARING IN WHISPERS ANYWAY
Fuck off, Biodrone.

>>123223092
>Sir, will you please stop shagging her gash so I may roger her?
LOL
>Trying to educat myself.
LOL

>>123224992

Ah. That makes me feel a bit better. What is shard in this context?

>>123224877 Why is the Bioware forums full of shit?
Because of long abused Star Wars fans.

>>123224877
But... that IS how it went. A lot of stuff omitted in the "one thing led to another", but basically.

>>123224877
That one always fucking gets me.

There was no need for Hitler in there and comparing fucking nukes to fanboys gobbling the BUT THEY'LL PATCH IT cock is just plain retarded.

>mfw I was playing on 'Uthar Wynn' with 'Gash', he was a huge troll in general chat, he trolled someone who's name was 'Tyranus'.

>>123224097
You know...I have to agree with the guy on the second post.
Playing bioware games is a privilege, not a right, obey the rules.
If you want to ruin the community, just because you "paid" for it go do that somewhere else.
Try steam forums, we don't want ours discussions ending with "UMAD" "SHIT" etc. We are trying to keep things civilized and mature there.
Have a nice day.

>>123224527
>2012
>using >2011
ishygddt

>>123225039
I'd like to believe it's BioWare fans in general.

>>123223955
I live in England, and my friends and I often use it ironically.

>>123223092
Mm no, the kind of people who use the term gash are more like.

"OI MATE HER GASH IS FACKING DISGASTING"

>>123223127
Me likes the idea of a good old raid, but I'd prefer them to see everything they touch crumble by their own merits.

>>123224932

Fuck off Biodrone. By your logic, gassing jews in concentration camps is perfectly fine.

>It is THEIR COUNTRY. THIER CAMPS. Their rules. You abide. What hard to understand?

God I haven't seen so much denial since FF4.0 launch and the fanboys trying to defend it.

>>123225066
This.

The only analogies that idiots are capable of making are Word War II analogies.

>>123224877
I don't even get what he's trying to say.

If you missed the titanic comparisons, here they are

Is this what ME3 is going to be like?

In the U.S. gash is pretty regularly used to referred to a bad cut, at least in the part that I live in.

Isn't the game based out of the U.S? How could they possibly interpret that as anything else.

>>123225180
I think he's saying it's going to take a long time for the MMO to die, and the person he's arguing with is ignoring the equivalent of all of WWII.

>>123225373
>which has only just been released
Sure, let's forget the preceding months of beta-testing, shall we?

I think what pisses me off about the biodrones is the use of the word "troll", you have a different opinion than them? TROLL! you don't like the game? TROLL, you got banned for something that wasn't a banable offense, well then you're trollin'

it's like they don't even know what the fuck "trolling" means, they just heard it on reddit and thought it sounded like a good thing to say in an argument.

>>123224877

allofmyrage.png

>>123224877
>>123224877
OK!
I've put it off far enough, I never caared for it, but now I can no longer deny:
I need a
>whatthefuckamireading.jpg

FUCCCCCCCCCCCKK GAYDAAAARR

I WILL SKULL FUCK THAT BASTARDDDD WITH MY BLOODSEEM AND GRANMOTHERS PERIOD MIXED WITH PINEAPPLE JUICE

I WILL DSITRUBE LINKS TO ALL BIOWARE GAMES ON INDIAN AND CHINESE FORUMS SO BILLLIONS PIRATE THAT SHIT AND MAKE PIRATE SERVERS

>>123225429
>it's like they don't even know what the fuck "trolling" means

It's not as if anyone on /v/ uses the word properly either.

>>123225358
Biodrones defending anything bullshit that happens? Yeah.

I will be getting ME3, but every day I feel like it's just going to be more and more of a disappointment.

>>123223127
>>123225132
Hi Bioware.

We don't have to do anything since you're digging your own grave.

>>123225429 I think what pisses me off about the biodrones is the use of the word "troll"
This is true anywhere on the internet. Literally everywhere you go "troll" is a replacement for "someone who disagrees with me."

>>123225461

but he's not monocling in that image, he's de-monocling

>>123225461
Here you go.

>>123225429
>it's like they don't even know what the fuck "trolling" means, they just heard it on reddit and thought it sounded like a good thing to say in an argument.

Yes. Trolling also means being told you're an idiot and making jokes on the internet.

>>123225263
>>123225263
>>123225263
Jesus christ that made my day, thank you

>>123225263
Holy FUCK

/v/ always delivers the puns

>live in US
>the word gash has only means a deep cut
>never even knew it was slang
>this thread is when I learned it was slang

What the fuck is wrong with stupid people.

>>123224139

>I should flag you just because you tag me as fanboy (insulting my opinion) just because I disagree with you.

Holy fucking shit, my sides. Biodrones keep on trolling.

>>123225589
thanks
In return: bumps!

why dont you report this guy for making WW2 references, just tellem your grandfather was in the war

and yeah i know i dont give a shit but it seems they ban you for everything so why not give it a go>>123224877

>>123225526
>>123225547
True, but it just seems like there is a higher concentration of it in the bioware posts.

>>123225263
>HOW DO YOU KNOW IF A HOLE WILL MAKE THE TITANIC SINK, YOU DIDN'T EVEN BOOK A CRUISE ON THE TITANIC

>>123225596
Trolling used to mean damaging someone's ego by way of clever subterfuge. Now it means some faggot telling stupid fucking jokes on the internet.

Someone please tell me that some of these posters are really just trolling, and they don't actually believe the crap they're spewing.

Please. I want to believe.

>>123224877

That is... amazing.

>>123225263
THIS IS AMAZING

>>123224877
What the fuck is he even trying to say?

This is amazing. Of course, every time a new MMO comes out the forums are filled with faggotry. But TOR has taken it to a whole new level. I've never ever seen a more terrible community in my life.

>>123225836
Or making people think you're an idiot.

>He called me stupid on the internet! He must be SOOOOOO mad XD!
>No one who isn't also punching their wall with rage would ever insult someone on the internet!

>>123222350
Going to do this

>>123225950
He's trying to say that the guy he's replying to is ignoring "the years that it will take" for the MMO to die, like how it took years for WWII to end.

>>123225263

Well I'm done arguing about swtor, no need anymore.
This image covers all the bases and does so magnificently.

These threads are the funniest shit that's been on /v/ for a long time. I think the Biodrones either just joined in or left, because there's been a significant drop in Biodrone replies.

>>123225836

What? Trolling is no more than posting shit that you know will create a shitstorm, it's been so overdone on 4chan noone gives a fuck anymore, the entire concepts been destroyed.

Even saying trolling is a art does nothing anymore.

god this is worse than disneys toon town. autism galore!

>>123225859
I'm sorry Anon, I can't lie to you.

>>123225836
stop trolling
im trolling you by writing that
but not anymore because i wrote that

I really wish i knew how to photoshop the titanic onto the top of the warhammer chart.

>>123224002
>12 gigabytes of ram POWER

This is why every IT support hates their job.

>>123226080

>Even saying trolling is an art does nothing anymore.

fixed that for you

>>123226080
That's what I just said more or less. Way to add to the conversation fuckhead.

>>123226011
>Of course, every time a new MMO comes out the forums are filled with faggotry

You know, the brief time I spent playing Champions Online before it went f2p gave me hope for this generation of video game players. Because when the company announced plans to Jew everyone, almost everyone canceled their subscription and the company had to back down.

>>123226087

Is he saying it can't be a f2p model because it has code?

>>123226161

Everyone always points out the Warhammer line, but my favorite part of the chart is that FFXI had an even 500K subscribers for 4 straight years.

>>123226080
>that feel when people talk about Trolling on BBC Radio 1 newsbeat

>>123225009

Aaaaaaaaand that is why they're generally hated.

Just saying. I'm not planning on buying nor playing any of their games though. Sure technically it's their rules, but why have a swearing filter then? And not to mention taking away their licence to even play the game for something is just fucking wrong (Such as being banned on the forum, thus losing your game too).

They're just digging their own grave.

>>123226172
>One TERABYTE Hard Drive

>>123226087

Some people need to be banned from talking.

>>123226087

>>123226087
>If you haven't taken programming in high school, then you have no business complaining about the game.

WTF IS WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE?

>>123226087
oh god damn he is retarded, also
>programming
>highschool
WHERE WHERE THE FUCK IS A HIGHSCHOOL THAT HAS EVER CONSIDERED TEACHING PROGRAMMING

>>123226080
>Trolling is no more than posting shit that you know will create a shitstorm
Exactly. See >>123226012
Calling an idiot an idiot(trolling today) !=A shitstorm

>>123226225
He's saying it can't become F2P because of all the man-hours that went into it, and they have to pay it off.

>>123225263
>>123223779
i laughed out loud

>>123226011
Suddenly a timevortex opens a hole to the past!!


They are discussing warhammer

TOOOOOO BIG TO FAIL!

>>123226198

Uh, okay pal whatever you say.

>>123226225
I think he thinks that programming is so complicated that they can't change anything because there are 1 billion lines of code.

What a fucktard. Its like he thinks that its not well organized, like its just 1 billion lines in notepad or something, line after line.

>>123226087
>his argument

I love it when people are defending their bad art or whatever and resort to that.

>>123226225
He's rather saying that since there is alot of code in the game, to fix something would take a long time since "CHANGE ONE LINE IT'LL SCREW UP THE WHOLE GAME".

He's making it sound like the used the same variable for EVERYTHING in the game.

There's a reason why you make abilities seperate from the rest, since abilities can be tweaked.

It's okay to play a game where you murder living creatures, but the second you use a nickname that could be considered offensive, you are the lowest scum on earth and you forfeit any hope you had of playing the game.

This is why I only join Christian servers in violent online games. God visited me in my sleep and told me that it was acceptable to simulate pumping a fellow man full of lead for the purpose of entertainment, but that the second I cussed, I would no longer be His son.

>>123226087
please tell me you are photoshopping this somehow, /v/.
it's simply impossible to be this stupid.

>>123226336

Is that all? Jesus christ. f2p models are often more successful than subscription models. He probably thinks "free to play" means no profit.

>>123226321
You can study programming in the highschool I went to but it was the most "elite" highschool in my country with plenty of nerds who were interested in that

>>123226297
Sounds like good ol' Edmund McMillen logic to me.

>>123226087
Oh how I wish there were some benevolent deity so that these terrible people would face a divine judgement in some kind of afterlife.

>>123226161
You can say whatever you want about warhammer as a game, but I had some of the most fun Ive ever had dominating server after server with my faction

>>123226225

>if you haven't taken programming in high school
>high school
>programming

oh man he actually thinks he knows anything about programming other than how to add two numbers together and make a while loop

>>123226087
>complains about people not taking programing lessons
>does not understand jackshit about programing

seriously who the fuck has to look through each individual line of code these days unless its a very very idiotic peace of shit code

>>123226352

Oh god my sides

History is repeating itself

>Yfw these same guys are probably saying the same things about TOR

>>123226379

>change one line and it screws up the game

>high school programming experience

Apparently he was getting high when they taught OOP, version control, and compiling. You know, all the things that matter.

>>123226087
>You didn't take programming in high school so you can't tell us why this game is bad
>I didn't take programming in high school which is why I can tell you this game is good
>CAN YOU COUNT TO 100,000?!

Nigga has never heard of CTRL + F

>>123226321
well I taught myself basic with the TI84 during math class but thats pretty much it

>>123226430
When I took programming in high school it was just fucking around and playing halo in class. When we did program we just made simple 10 line shits.

The biggest thing I've ever programmed was 3000 lines of code across 10 classes (as in structures).

>>123226352
SET SAIL TOWARDS THE ICEBERG!

>>123226480
>3226480 [ ! ]
>>>123226087
doesn't c# list all the errors in red anyways?

>>123226418
The thing is we don't have to lie about it.

This is what Bioware Social Forums are like.

It's like the stupid train hit everyone 5 times and still picks up the same passengers.

swtor is awesome for all the pics they give us
i am laughing every time

>>123226590
Every single compiler out there will tell you where the error is.

This game does have one bright side, rage threads now have a whole lot more OC.

>>123226540
No they do serious shit there atleast that's what everyone that went there said

>>123226608

Its almost like it needs its own sub-board here.

>>123226379

biodrones can't into modularity

>>123226321
The most my high school ever had was computer sciences and that was programming VERY basic applications. Nothing like programming fucking computer games.

>>123226418

Regardless of wether you actually mention WoW or any other game for that matter when posting valid critisism on the forum you will always get the responce ''go back to wow''

HER GASH IS FUCKIN DOGGER MATE, WOULD NOT TOUCH THAT GRUBBY AXE-WOUND WITH A BARGE POLE

>programming in high school
>high school

SO WHAT IT'S LIKE LEARNING GERMAN IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL YOU TAKE LESSONS BUT YOU _STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND SHIT_

WHY CAN'T THESE PEOPLE JUST FUCKING DIE A PAINFUL DEATH?

>>123226618

>yfw laughing at these pictures is better than playing the game

>>123226657
Example
>make a program that asks the user for two inputs, number 1 and 2
>then make the program multiply the numbers and display it to the console
>here class, I made a template for you to follow, you just have to add and modify a few lines
>ok go

GOTY!

wish this was fake...

>paid reviewers general

>>123226454
>WoW is only one planet with two continents
Is this nigger serious? I guess Northrend and the Outlands don't count.

>>123226694
So its like dota then.
>"go back to LoL"

>>123226590
EVERY COMPILER will tell you the error.

The problem isn't the code showing errors, the problem is they think changing ONE LINE will affect the whole game!

>>123226772

I almost read that logo as AutismGamers.

>>123226772

>most graphically impressive

No.

>>123226590
wait... is TOR programmed in C#?

that would explain all the delays and stuff

>>123226834
To be fair, it would take a lot of time (and time is money) to change their game to a F2P model.

But the bioware drone didn't say anything like that, cause hes a fucktard.

>>123226772
>2011
>no AA
>9.5
paid reviewers general indeed.

>>123226772

>Look on forums
>People quitting ot taking 'vacations' everywhere
Just as the elder trolls predicted

This game is truly awesome all those screenshot are pure gold

>>123226772
>Most graphically impressive
>No AA
Haha, oh wow. Also, EVE looks fuckloads better.

>>123226321
I took a programming class in high school.

It's not really that far fetched

And suddenly playing WoW isn't the worst thing anymore someone can possibly do.

>>123226894
True Sir, however the Biodrones will continue to say "It's not going to be F2P!!!" until Bioware announce it.

Then they will whine and say they'll continue to pay because they love Bioware.

>>123226960
Answer me this. What did you learn?

>>123226894
yeah dude think about all those code lines

>>123226834
thats stupid, don't games work in classes(I have very little knowledge of c# so bear with me) where each menu/character/ablility is written just so that wont happen?

>>123226925

Now hang on. I thought they retconned out all the Vibroblades to make lightsabers more unbeatable or something equally fucking stupid.

So what is that guard holding?

>>123226779
outland /is/ on another planet, bro.

>>123225263
>We have deciphered your telegraph messages and we see you have written "Harlot" at least four times, you are being set adrift

>>123226894

No it wouldn't; billing and authentication takes place outside the game, and on a different server. To remove the subscription model is changing probably one line. To add in a cash shop is simple E-commerce, and some time to make some art. They could roll that out in weeks. And they eventually will.

>>123226925

oh but you can be damn sure that they can still see you. And kill you. while you're helpless to stop them.

Biodrones confirmed for enjoying getting pounded in the ass on a daily basis.

>>123226759
More like, implement a discrete fourier transform

>>123227004

Probably because at that time Bioware will have released the promised Gay-content for companions.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law
that hitler shit... when it came up, what was the post number in that thread?
that's how many weeks tor will last

>>123227060
a dragon dildo

no wait i meant to say a darkdragon dildo

>>123226925
Oh fuck my sides, it hurts!

>>123226960
You know how I learned programming in school?

Teacher gives us a paper.
There's code on it.
We type the code in our program, this was Pascal which was fucking easy as shit.
Observe what the code says.
What do we get out.
Then we start fiddling with the code ourselves.

ALL HAIL BIOWARE ALL HAIL HAMBURGER HELPER THE GREAT LEADER

>>123227036
In abstracting the game, each part is written in its own class.
Items have an item class, characters have a character class, etc. This goes all the way through the game.

In order to make it a F2P model none of that needs to be changed. Maybe somewhere in the menus they would need to add a "virtual funds" part and a store.

>>123227073
I'm aware of that, I'm saying that he's not counting the shit that's been added over time, including the shattered PLANET, and then a continent that has been in the lore since at least Warcraft 3.

>>123226960
YES BUT YOU CERTAINLY WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING EVEN MILDLY COMPLICATED YOU FAGGOT

YES I MAD

>>123226772
>release wasn't sooner
>huge queues beause of all the people playing
sure are cons there, pally. jesus. apparently they didn't pay off ign. ign ripped tor a new one.

>>123227082
Yes. But the game servers they have now can barely manage. Imagine what going f2p would do.

>>123227082
They need to decide on what to do first.

If they make it pay to win the game will die within a month. Yet if they have nothing worth buying they will go bankrupt.

>>123227226

They don't have to go to f2p right now. But they eventually well when the game becomes unpopular within a year.

WELCOME TO THE FULL GAME.

>>123227207
>he agrees with you
>you get mad

Jesus fucking christ, you need to get some sleep or something.

can somebody please sue this assholes

this is getting way out of hand

>>123227226

Technically its so popular because of f2p (free first month). When that goes away it will die down.

>>123227329
He wasn't agreeing.

>>123227339
Remember that guy that sued blizzard?

Me neither.

Speaking of blizzard, whats the deal with the WoW movie? 2007 they invested 100 million dollars in a WoW movie. I havent heard of it since

>>123227291
>trying to go inside a heroic you don't have the quest for

okay

>>123227329

nobody agreed with anybody. I think you all need some sleep.

accidentally misread server name and character name dont ask me how
so i thought he was warned for the warcraft references uther lightbringer varian wrynn
and gash does sound very star wars-ish

this proves that tor is full of fucking fags and biodrones

>>123226960

you must have been out smoking the reefer too
>>123226530

>>123227136

I'm almost tempted to believe you.

To the best of my knowledge, Lucas's ridiculous "darksaber" is something that there's only one of. That guard doesn't even have a fucking nametag, so I'm not sure how he'd get his hands on it.

So what in the howling fuck is he holding? If it weren't for the fact that naming your character Dill'do Dracona would get you a three week to permanent ban, I would almost be holding out hope that you're right.

>>123227226
The first month is "free" since you buy the game.

WAR lost shitloads of people outside the first month, same with Aion, Rift ect.

>>123227370
He was, autist

I loved BG2, I loved Kotor and Mass Effect.
But Dragon Age 2 and SW:TOR (and /v/) made me hate this company with all my heart. I just want them to go bankrupt.

How much the industry has changed in the last 6 years....;_;

Months before SW:TOR launched, I never would have believed it was going to be this big of a trainwreck.

This is like a second christmas.

Her gash gushes like a fountain

>>123227386
i have no idea some people bring it up sometimes but i'd like to know
i mean when you see what blizzard is able to do with their cinematics i'd really like to see a movie

Why don't Chinese players have to pay subscription?

SOMEBODY FIND A NEW SCREENSHOT SO WE STOP BICKERING LIKE FAGGOTS ABOUT STUPID SHIT. WE NEED TO LAUGH AT OTHERS TO BOND.

>>123223127

>I bought a ticket to the ship with a hole in it, just because the guys in the lifeboats said it was sinking

>>123225263
>What the fuck man, I was making a nude portrait of a beautiful woman I met, and I was thrown overboard because I was in an area that was too high level for me. Fucking ship
Holy shit!

>>123227500
I'd say this is better than Christmas!

Bioware blame bad rewiews on /v/ and 4chan in general, they also put down anyone who disagrees with them.

I'm still suprised people are buying their games, I'm not touching a Bioware/EA product after the DA:O/BF3 fiasco.

I didnt get TOR. These threads make me pleased at my decision.

And you know why I didnt get Tor?

>Developer: BioWare
>Publisher: Electronic Arts

I know anything made by BioWare will be awesome, and EA does nothing but awesome games.

[/sarcasm]


But seriously. Why do people still buy EA shit.

>>123227500
Actually, ever since the game went in open beta, The Elder Trolls knew it would wreck in the most beautiful way possible.

It's not even the Titanic, it's more like the Hindenburg ...

>>123227586

Chicks aren't mega gay for star wars

After seeing that Gash can be grounds for a warning/ban I'm a little worried about my characters. I just made them to reserve the names but I guess I should delete them.

I really hate the argument they use about WoW and how that was at launch, which was pretty bad but that was 2004 2005? you only have to look at every major MMO that came after that, if it doesnt have enough content, doesnt have a nice UI, even something as simple as server forums then it failed because all these games are pretty much the same, and who wants to play the one which lacks the features of another? yet they still keep making them and fucking them up.

>>123227339
no need fo it
as some anon pointed out yesterday EA´s stock has been going downhill for years

EA is dying

BF3 flopped due to Origin
Need for Speed is dead
ToR is flopping
ME3 and DA3 will be a average at best since both franchises got fucked at the second part

nothing can save them
they reap what they sow

>>123227643
I have learned my lesson with bf3.

no more.

NO MORE

>>123227190
NOW it looks more like Hamburger Helper

>Everyone talks about graphics
>game looks like Sims 3 with mods

>>123226087

I'M FUCKING DYING HERE, OH GOD MY SIDES

>>123224367

TOR will flop so fast and so hard, biodrones won't even move on past step 1 of the five stages of grief. they're in denial now and then puff, the game will die, just like apb and warhammer.

the brilliant thing about mmo's failing is that companies can't use the old beat up line of 'because of pirates!'. you know if this was a single player game, they would've blamed those darn pirates by now. oh wait, it IS a single player game. you just have to buy it and then pay for it every month.

>>123227708
I don't think spacejew is going to last long

;_;

>not being able to go to higher level planets just for shits and giggles
>no bank alts (seriously what the fuck?)
>using one's intellect to play the auction house is strictly forbidden despite the fact player driven economies are a hallmark of the MMO genre

Dude what the fuck? I own TOR, I have a subscription, I avoid their forums, I enjoy the game but goddamn this sort of shit is just scary. It's like they are trying to take away everything that makes MMOs unique and interesting.

this is SWTOR, not WoW, if you want a decent UI go back to WoW!!!

A unrelated "fuck EA" question. My boss obnoxious son can't play BF3. You think it's because they banned him for being a retard? Says the key isn't valid and that he needs a new one.

>>123227795

actually it is fake. Just because it says it's from swtor.com doesn't meant that's where it came from.

Lrn2 Headers

>>123227812
i bet they have some kind of guide lines of what to do if the game fail
like
1.blame 4chan for bad review
2.ban people who complain for being troll
3.blame pirates

>>123227812
>the brilliant thing about mmo's failing is that companies can't use the old beat up line of 'because of pirates!'
Because of Chinese hackers / gold farmers?

>>123227738
Pardon me Sir but did WAR EU even have online forums?

If I remember correctly the devs posted on a fansite.

The Republic is a planned economy we wont stand for capitalist agendas here!/

>>123227755

'Sup

>>123227880
Or maybe he bought key from wrong "zone". EA like Valve loves to ban/delete for buying keys cheaper.

>>123227958
Republic confirmed for Communist Controlled-Economy Regime.

>>123227871
>using one's intellect to play the auction house is strictly forbidden
I don't play MMORPGs, what does that mean?
I assume it's some kind of regulation against natural market mechanisms?

>>123226161

>Warhammer online
>Age of Conan
>Lord of the Rings
>Final Fantasy
>That Star Strek thing
>Vanguard
>Star Wars

so much fucking wasted potential, i dont if i should laugh or rage at it all.

>>123227932
>>123227812

Oh, but they can blame piracy

It's because of Private Servers and Emus (that still are in alpha phase)

>>123226567

EVERYONE WHO HAS A ACTIVE ACCOUNT
GO TO YOUR SERVER AND TYPE IN THE GENERAL CHAT
"this game is so much fun, wayy better than wow"

POST RESULTS HERE

>>123227991
sup bro

>>123227897
>bioware in charge of being competent.

>>123227958
>'exploiting'
>using it the way it was designed
why.jpg

>>123228028
Let's say you're selling niggertits for 10 bucks.
I buy them.
Then resell them on the AH for 15 bucks.

>>123227857

READ A PAPERBACK DIPSHITS.

>>123228028
Buy low, sell high.
>Bioware in charge of anything

>>123228028
>I assume it's some kind of regulation against natural market mechanisms?
Pretty much. People in MMOs buy out items in an auction house and sell them for profit.

>>123227875

>can't customize macros

HAHA REALLY? Oh god I think I would hate this game.

>>123227123

>>123228028

MMOs have auction houses that follow economic trends (supply/demand etc). Some people are more tuned into this than others and will do things like buy low/sell high to make a profit using good economic sense.

Obviously Bioware doesn't like this.

>>123227958

>>123228082
HOW DARE YOU ITS AGAINST THE LAW OH MY GOD ITS NOT LIKE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE DO THIS AS A JOB YOU KNOW ?

>>123227950
I played on US servers, but our server always posted on a fan site to discuss/challenge each other. The devs implemented a shitty forum later though

>>123228082
>>123228109
>>123228111
Why would that even be a problem?

>>123226161

>second life

first of all that's not an mmo
second, they're clearly lying about numbers

>>123227821
"But I am a Jewish, and I am proud of my Heritige".

"My characters name is Chemotherapy because im currently going though such treatment for my Spinal Cancer, and find it motivating to imagine my character going through such trials to become the best (Jedi/Sith) it can"

Suqmydiq I dont think will last long.

>>123227958
It's a fake, right? They can't seriously ban you for buying low, selling high.

>>123228140

There is no macro system in place at all.

>>123228202
It's hard for twelve-year-olds to do, therefore it's not allowed.

>>123227950

Yeah and? what im trying to say is if a game like WoW has decent features the fans like, any MMO released to compete agaisnt it that lacks said features it will fail, proven time and time again. If the game was released back in 2004 with WoW then fine but now, in 2012, nope.

I got bitched at, in the beta for naming my character Dogmeat. What the fuck could that mean?

>>123228202
If it's done enough, those items become worthless.

>>123221679
>2012
>Playing MMOs

get over it

>>123228202
Because you're exploiting idiots.
AND WE WILL HAVE NONE OF THAT IN GLORIOUS RU-THE OLD REPUBLIC!

>>123228202
Bioware policy towards things they can't balance or do right (in this case an MMO economy) is to cut it from the game

>Where did my inventory go?

>>123228069
>Watch as members of the Star Wars: The Old Republic development team discuss the many facets of building

>>123228287
hamburger helper thinks everything is related to sex.

>>123228287

Were they larpers pissed off you were breaking their suspension of disbelief?

>>123228292
What?
How?
If anything this could lead to more stable but higher prices, that's it.

I got banned for having the name Dirty Harry

That was the end of the line for Bioware

>>123228202
It's not a problem really.

Supply and demand.

You won't buy niggertits for 599 USD right?
You'd rather go farm for them yourself and sell them for 100.

But according to Bioware this is exploiting the AH.

>>123228369

What? That's a fucking great movie.

I stand by BioWare. I stand by BioWare because they stand for things. Things like no endgame content and poor design and shitty graphics and 0.5 forced lag and crappy gear. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens in the forum or in the game or in the subs numbers, BioWare will always rebound — with the most powerfully staged bans in the world.

I believe the company that develops best is the company that develops least. And by these standards, they have set up a fabulous game in TOR.

BioWare, pay no attention to the trolls who say the game is a steaming pile of shit, because that would mean it had to be something before it decomposed. There had to be some matter in it beforehand, is my point.

You know, when the patch comes out trolls will write, "Oh, they're just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic." First of all, that is a terrible metaphor. TOR is not sinking. TOR is soaring. If anything, they will be rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg.

>>123228422
DIRTY HARRY IS A VIOLENT MOVIE YOU SICK FUCK, WHAT IF KIDS READ YOUR NAME AND GOOGLE IT AND WATCH CLIPS FROM THE MOVIE.

A ban's too good for you. brb calling the cops

>>123228202
Because this is not how econcomy works in Glorious Old Republic.
Capitalistic lies and rot from The Other World ...

Glorious Old Republic will not tolerate such exploitation of little people.

END OF RINE

>>123227991

OH NO YOU DIDN'T

Posting for people who didnt see it

no editing

>>123228260
this is something i've always wanted to do with wow
>get a huge huge amount of gold
>buy everything at the AH
>resell everything for almost nothing
>if someone buy them and put them higher buy back and resell at cheap price
if you had the means to do this long enough it could be fun to see the result

>>123228425
Anyone still got that pic of 0.5 forced lag?

>thinking purple names and icons are loot.

SEE THIS? THIS IS LOOT.

>>123227991
>>123227991
Dont remind me bro.

RIP.

>>123228425
steven, shouldnt you be asleep. You have a show to do later

>>123227958
controlling the AH is forbidden?
bioware is going full apple on this shit
just let players play. restricting everything so the only way it can be played is how bioware intended the average newcomer to play isnt the way to go
i i couldnt get boosted on my new chars in wow, id probably never have made more than 1 or 2 characters

>>123227991

you will be forever missed

>>123228498

It's just Mace Windu using the force on a sith.

>>123228487
>DIRTY HARRY
>a sexual manuver whereby a man and woman are having sex doggie style and the man as he is about to climax pulls out and fakes his orgasm by spitting hot saliva on the womans back, the woman then thinking the man is done turns around only to have the mans load blown in her face
THIS MOVIE NAME IS ALSO A REFERENCE TO ANOTHER RETARDED SEXUAL ACT THAT NOBODY HAS HEARD BEFORE. THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

>>123228535
Ooo, ps scroll!

>you will never create an MMO to live out your communist fantasies

>>123227897
There are no headers shown in that screenshot, you fucking imbecile.

>>123228498
>>123228498
>>123228498
>>123228498

>>123228506

A guy on my server used to own the AH, not everything but most of the high level enchanting and crafting shit he would buy it all up and set his own price, some people even started sending him stacks of stuff instead of going to the AH and he would send them the money back. when he quit the AH was fucked up for weeks.

>>123227991
Sup, eh.

>>123228498

magnificent

>>123228368
Even digital products must obey "real" economic systems, this type of strategy helps new players so they don't feel difficulty finding a product.

Diablo 3 is coming out, bioware should hurry up and stop shitting upside flatways

>>123228506

But that's just letting other people profit off of you.

>hurr why did this guy buy my overpriced shit?
>lol wtf he put it back on the market for almost nothing
>guess I'll buy it and sell it again at the same ridiculous price
>wtf he bought it again

>>123228659
Shit like this is what makes MMOs GOOD. Bioware would rather ban people who try to get involved in the economy so they can keep their tightly controlled AH.

What happened to you Bioware? You used to be one of my favorite developers. Now you are nothing but dirty jews that fill me with rage.

>>123228425
I read that in Colbert's voice, and it sounds like something he'd actually say. Well done.

>>123228657
>helper in charge of servers

>-what do you mean i put up my homevideos on swtor servers?

>EXTENDED DOWNTIME FOR "BABY NAMES"

>>123228686
>>123227991
>>123228064


EA is the main reason modern gaming is dead, them and the Japanese vidya market stagnation

>>123228348
damn, i need that vid url. looks like a fattie getting done by a nigger. my fave genre. anyone?

>>123228780
That's because he did actually say it. That's a TOR-themed edit of his speech at the White House Correspondent's dinner a few years back.

>>123221679

"Gash" is a slang term for vagina

>>123228659

>This is how MMO's should be, player driven with no constraints.

>>123228686
such great rpgs. i fucking loved wiz8 even if the combat dragged on and on sometimes

>>123228780
am i being trolled? i just adapted some quotes from his correspondent's dinner adress.
check it out: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Stephen_Colbert#White_House_Correspondents.27_Association_Dinner_.28200
6.29

>>123226567
>Peenenvy
Clearly Penis Envy.

Someone should flag that guy, his name is highly offensive to me. Infact. Flag all biodrones with any possible name that can be misinterpreted.

>>123224177
whats so wrong on a seperate sound card?

did somebody say bioware karaoke party?

http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=119207

>2011
>Reddit, a mile below and behind 4chan.
>SWTOR, a mile below and behind WoW.

Jesus Christ, what a horrifying year.

>>123225626
>>123225695
>>123225832
>>123225898
>>123226038
>>123226350
>>123227077
>>123227629

That isn't even all of them, just the good ones.. also there would have been too many to fit on one image for /v/.

Spanned across three threads or so

>>123228856

My name is Dick. I wonder what would happen if I named my character Dick.

>>123228818
It's lisa sparks / sparxxx

>>123228899
nooo dont flag darth_carl ;_;

he's just playing his singleplayer game

>Playing Battlefield 3
>Team is losing
>NPC says "C'mon were losing, get your fucking shit together"
>Swear in game or in the forums
>Banned

Don't know which is worse EA games or Bioware

lol somebody find me a gaider or stanrey woo post i has idea

>>123228862
I know right.

>>123228995

OMG YOUR PARENTS ARE SO RUDE I REPORT THEM

>>123229035

they're the same thing

>>123229035
They're the same thing.

>>123229021

If they seriously ban this guy for being the only nonbiodrone in the whole fucking game, shit is going to hit the fan.

>>123229119
>>123229103

>>123229103
>>123229119

>>123228974
>long, well-thought out post about why TOR is shit
>first reply
>"go back to wow"

biodrones.jpg

>>123229103
>>123229119

same thing you say?

>>123228973
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THEY BURN THEY FUCKING BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>123229060
>i has idea
I think we're starting to attract some /b/tards, folks. Be on the lookout.

>>123228973
Even the biodrones were permitted to join in

>>123228790
>hepler
>home sex videos

>>123229239
actually that may be a good thing get the hordes of retards from /b/ to flood the forums

>>123229183
>>123229187
>>123229211
http://www.bioware.com/sites/all/themes/bioware/logo.png

It's like I'm really playing North Korea the MMO

>>123229239
>I think we're starting to attract some /b/tards, folks
>I think we're starting to attract some /b/tards
>we're starting to attract
>starting
Welcome to /v/

>>123229322

they probaly are the biodrones