To seize that girl you always wanted in one
moment

I'd kill OP

Would you capture it or just let it slip?

would rather play vidya

mom's spaghetti

Mom's spaghetti

I guess I let it slip already :(

>>123092890
>>123092887
spaghetti mind

>>123092890
>>123092887
Oh boy here we go

>his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms
are heavy
>There is vomit on his sweater already
>he's nervous
Typical /v/itgin

Am I the only one who had this song and some weird radio in GTA vice city(I bought disc from pirates about 10 years ago)

>>123092972
>>123092989
think alike mind mind

BUT HE KEEPS ON FORGETTING

What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so
loud

ONCE IN A LIFETIME

He opens his mouth but the words won't come
out

>my face when that faggot shot his dick off

He's choking now

wow this is just.. wow /v/?

He's choking, how? Everybody's jokin' now

The clock’s run out, time’s up, over bloah

teh fuck is it with that mom's spaghetti line anyway

SNAP BACK TO REALITY

http://thegamingpirate.webs.com/apps/forums/topics/show/3121884-emineo-erotic-novel-by-me-about-emin
em-s-past-

Obligatory

>>123093711
his mom is a /v/irgin

woop there goes gravity

He’s so mad, but he won’t give up that

>>123093769
>no more games, I'ma change what you call rage
yeah definitely

No, he won’t have it , he knows his whole back city ropes

It don’t matter, he’s dope

He knows that, but he’s broke

He’s so stacked that he knows

When he goes back to his mobile home, that’s when it’s

NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME

BACK TO THE LAB AGAIN

This whole rap shitt

str8 ouddah compdonzzzzzzz

Better go capture this moment and hope it don’t pass him.

Come on /v/, get that girl.

its a pretty good song

>2012
>Seriously listening to Eminem.

What are y'all niggas DOING!?

MY BUM IS ON YOUR LIPS MY BUM IS ON YOUR LIPS

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment

>>123094433
His old shit is timeless

You own it, you better never let it go

>You better lose yourself in the vidya, the moment

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

>>123092870
>play vidya

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo,

>mfw eminem's new shit after encore

>>123094433
>hating on older Eminem shit
Too mainstream for you?

only one sage in "lose yourself" thread I am actually impressed

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment.

You own it, you better never let it go!

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow!

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better, yo!

It has everything spagetti and lost opportunities I call this to be the new meme

I love this song

His soul’s escaping, through this hole that is gaping

You only get one shot to the knee, don't miss youre chance to moment!

This world is mine for the taking

someone shoop em´s head on costanza already

>>123092890
>>123092887
oh fuck my sides

Make me meme, as we move toward a, new /v/ order

Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through / Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out / I'm a white boy, but my neck is red / I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread / My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail / Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail / How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. Unh! / And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero / I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm / Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him / I can't dance / I wear khaki pants / My middle name's Lance / My Grandma's from France / So maybe I'm wack / 'Cause my skin ain't black / But you can't talk smack / 'Cause whitey just struck back

A normal life is borin, but superstardom’s close to post mortom

>2012
>Still missing opportunities
Just lose yourself

It only grows harder, only grows hotter

I went through my old CD's the other day and popped in Marshall Mathers LP and Slim Shady LP and I kinda sat back and wondered why I ever stopped listening to Eminem. That shit was awesome, even more awesome than I knew at the time. So I bought all the rest of his albums. There weres ups and downs, but I don't see how this man DOESN'T have more people sucking his cock. It's the only rap I even listen to anymore besides old G-rap.

He blows us all over these hoes is all on him

Coast to coast shows, he’s know as the globetrotter

Lonely roads, God only knows

>2012
>not listening to tyler the creator
>http://youtu.be/XSbZidsgMfw

He’s grown farther from home, he’s no father

/v/ going to the mall:the rap version

>2012
>not having a mom who is spaghetti

He goes home and barely plays his own vidya

But hold your nose cause here goes the cold water

These ho’s don’t want him no mo, he’s cold product

They moved on to the next schmoe who flows

>>123095742

This made me laugh harder than it should

He nose dove and sold nada

You're gonna lose your mind posting on /v/
They told me, they'd scold me
I just sit here all day and browse (browse)
I'm gonna be wizard, still have 9 more years to go
I sure hope you guys don't do this (yo!)

So the soap opera is told and unfolds

>>123095705
>listening to 2grimey4u edgy flavor of the month shit

>/v/ - Eminem

>>123095705
>listening to tyler the creator
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_BXV0dwpjo

I suppose it’s old partner, but the beat goes on

No more games, I’ma change what you call rage

>>123095705
Go to bed Indigo

>>123095705
This nigga here.

>>123095998
that's pretty good

Tear this motherfuckin roof off like 2 dogs caged

I was playin in the beginnin, the mood all changed

I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage

But I kept rhymin and stepwritin the next cypher

Best believe somebody’s payin the pied piper

who is this guy I've never heard of him before

That first verse, whenever i hear this song now it's gonna remind me of /v/.

All the pain inside amplified by the fact

That I can't get by with my 9 to 5 life

>Not listening to LL Cool J

Old stuff is good, new niggaz suck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vimZj8HW0Kg&ob=av3e

dolla dolla bill yall

And I can’t provide the right type of life for my family

GET BACK MOTHER FUCKER Y'ALLN'T KNOW ME LIKE THAT
>GET BACK MOTHER FUCKER Y'ALLN'T KNOW ME LIKE THAT

Cause man, these goddam food stamps don't buy diapers,

And it’s no movie, there’s no george constanza, this is my life

And these times are so hard and it’s getting even harde

Tryin to feed and water my seed, plus

BEAN AND PRE-MADONNA

Teeter-totter caught up between bein a father and a pre-madonna

Baby mama drama’s screamin on and

Too much for me to wanna

Tooma chammy to wnna

Stay in one spot, another day of monotony

Does this reminds you someone /v/? IT'S ABOUT YOU!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDFfWFSsHrc

Has gotten me to the point, I’m like a snail

GET THIS MIXTAPE.

The Sauce
Nail in the Coffin
Say my Name
Go to Sleep
Stimulate


FUCK THESE TRACKS ARE AWESOME

I’ve got to formulate a plot or I end up in jail or shot

>>123097449
>No "Till I collapse"
Yeah lets just forget about this awsome song.

>>123094632
His new cd is actually alright. Few shit songs but some really good ones. I don't even really like rap and i still like the song he did with little wayne.

Success is my only motherfuckin option, failure’s not

Mom, I love you, but this trailer’s got to go

Christ when did this come out? Like 2000?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFYQQPAOz7Y

I cannot grow old on Salem's Lot

Taken from last.fm

Marshall Mathers LP:
566,707 listeners

Recovery:
905,592 listeners


What the fuck is this heresy

I cannot grow old in Salem’s lot

So here I go is my shot.

Feet fail me not

feet fail me not

Feet fail me not this may be the only opportunity that I got

>>123097536
I deleted duplicates

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment!!

FATMAN SCOOP

CROOCK THE CRAN

FATMAN SCOOP

CROOKLY CRAM

FATMAN SCOOP

CRUP DE CRAN

But there's vomit on my sweater already, mom's spaghetti

>>123097721
>>123097729

feetmind

FUCK YOUR JEWELRY MY RECORDS ALMOST DIAMOND BEEOTCH

God that movie was shitty as fuck. Eminem is an okay rapper and I like a few of his songs but I cant stand that fucker's voice.

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow

>>123097759
>iTunes

his opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo!!

>>123094371
LINK!

You better lose yourself in the music the moment

>that feel when Eminem will never be like he was pre-2004
>that feel when he will never make another genuinely funny song
>that feel when every song will require a cameo from a popstar for the chorus
>that feel when he'll overuse the whole 'rapping about a scenario thing' but it'll never be like Stan

>that feel

I love this song along with 'my name is'

You own it, you better never let it go.

You only get one shot do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

>>123097839
UUHHH
UUHHH
UUHHH
UUHHH
UUHHH
UUHHH
UUHHH
HERE WE GO NOW

hey guys
hey
hey guys

IMMA PICK THE WORLD UP AND IMMA DROP IT ON YO' FUCKIN' 'EAD

>>123098263
;_;

You can get anything you set your mind to, man
even dubs[/spoiler

>>123098334
He can't even get dubs anymore, he really needs to lose himself in the music.

>>123097987
Come at me.

>dat feel when burning blank cd's to listen to on the way from/too school
>that feel when I would always listen to eminem, dmx, system of a down all that gay shit I used to love

>>123098334
you didnt lost yourself enough

>>123098417
>iTunes

haha, what a faggot.

>>123098417
>no D12
whaaat really?

>>123098334
WHEN I WAS

>>123098468
>open car door
>loud as fuck music
X GON GIVE IT TO YA NIGGA

>>123098468
>That feel, when you're 10 and watching shitty music channel, just because "Lose youreslf" is on rotation there.

>>123098468

Is it wrong that I still enjoy System of a Down?

>>123098043

It's a real pity because his pre-comeback stuff is pretty much all excellent.

OFFICIAL OVERRATED RAPPERS POWER RANKINGS

1. TUPAC
2. EMINEM
3. JAY-Z
4. LIL WAYNE
5. SNOOP DOGG
6. DR. DRE
7. 50 CENT
8. KANYE WEST
9. TYLER THE CREATOR

>>123098632
Niggas don't know about DMX

>>123098594
Yes.

>>123098558
Oh man I always had that song on my cd's too, good times.

>>123098594
Depends.

Eminem fell off with real slim shady. My god that was corny as shit.

Despicable was decemt.

>>123098417
>singles
>2012

>>123098632

>Kanye West
>overrated

no

>>123098809
I love that single and it has the Jay-Z version of Renegade on it

>>123098666
>Stop
>Drop
>Shut em down open up shop
OH NO

>>123098599
I dunno, I think some of his recovery stuff is nice. not as great as his original stuff off his first couple albums but good. Not that stupid shit he was doing for a long time. That stuff was just generic rap and he knew it I think.

>>123098594
Nah I do sometimes myself.

>>123098926
I think working with Fred Durst made him take a real hard look in the mirror.

>>123098594
>that feel when these videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQoAUI84amI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKXWAE8YYxY

>2012
>believing only "that one" can music
listen to your propaganda kid
>electronic music does not manipulate spoken word for purpose

>>123098468

>2011
>not listening to an entire song about how the rapper hates gay people

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIeSGUK-Lyo

Hi /v/! Do you want Episode 3?
Wanna see me take all your favourite classics and make them F2P?
Wanna copy me, do exactly what I did?
Play vidya, become rich and gain even more weight than I did?
My weights that way, I'm trying to keep my head straight
But I can't figure out which hats to put in the next update
And all the players said
Gaben you a jew dev
UH UHHH
Then why's your crates red man you wasted
Well, since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
'Cause I sold out from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Chells tits off
And smacked her so hard
I knocked her companion cube backwards like Kris Kross

HI
my name is
WHO
my name is
WHAT
my name is
CHIKA CHIKA SLIM GABEN

>Mfw /v/ can hold civilized discussions about music, but not vidya

>>123099208
dont read shakespeare, guize, there are only propaganda words

>>123099251
THIS FUCKING SONG

>>123099255

MY SIDES

>>123099255
My sides

>>123099251
>2011

>>123099360
>>123099368

Sidemind

>I DONT FUCK WIT NIGGAS DAT THINK THEY'RE BROADS

>>123099251
>all these mad faggots in comments
Oh lawdy.

>>123098892
>10th grade
>Sitting in auditorium during talent show
>Pretty shitty, no one cares
>B-boys come on stage
>Wait...
ANTE UP!
YAP THAT FOOL!
ANTE UP!
KIDNAP THAT FOOL!
IT'S THE PERFECT TIMING YOU SEE THAT MAN SHINING
GET UP OFF DEM GOD DAMNED DIAMONDS!

>>123099251
You got a chance to kill yourself now, don't miss it.

>>123099251
>2011

>the clocks run out, times up over GAY

Don't really like rap or hip hop but Eminem has few good songs.

>>123099623
Jesus, I hope they killed their selves.

>>123099655
>>123099642
>>123099412

>>123099251
>>123099324
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPntjTPWgKE

>>123099803
SHIT NIGGA U DONE MESS UP NOW

>>123099251
>pitbull chained on front cover
>mfw this fat faggot got jailed for running a dog fighting ring

>>123099772
LOL they weren't rapping it. But that just made my day.

>>123099899
Oh good, that would have been terrible.

>>123099803
>Kawaii Desu Uguu~

>>123099255
Screen capped

>>123099251
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynQ14jOs8mw

>>123099803
the fuck is that

>>123099951
forgot the picture

>>123099803

>>123099803

>sugoi nigga

>>123099255

>Slim gaben

nuh uh

>>123099803
(it's not that bad)

>>123099803
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duWTfl4MJ1c&feature=related
>ALLOFMYWHY

>implying you wont thoroughly enjoy this video
>2012

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZePCZgpHfK4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AWBf0hbeMU

>>123099803
mfw I fucking love this

>>123100234
Thanks do...
>black and yellow

THE FUCK IS THAT

>>123099803
mfw I just listened to the whole thing

>>123100301
MY CHILDHOOD IS DESTROYED

>Go out with friends on New Years
>Get drunk, start dancing with some chick
>Buy drinks all around
>Have a great time
>Go home
>gf is up waiting for me
>Says her friends have sent pictures of you dancing with some stripper
>Demands to smell your dick
>Try to explain that she ain't got no bussienes tryin me like that
>Explain that I don't dick down the whole town even if I got dick to go around
>She won't listen
>That feel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXZAMUqYQ-g

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x4weajfqm0

>>123100301
>Dat image
Holy shit, my sides

>>123100463

>>123100301
I fucking love Thomas the teank engine mixes, check out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUQTVdqgJOc

>>123100039
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdeY1v6jC7Q

>>123100247
That's cool and I'mma let you finish but Check em

>>123100621
Oh.. no..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSnai5wFxlw&feature=related

>not listening to lil jd

>>123100440
>Wants me to verify age to watch
>Need google account

Not being part of botnet

This thread got weird.

>>123100463
wait

how does that sound so natural

>>123100301
Oh my fucking god.
>>123099803
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puHyO5JNOE0

>>123101001
>isn't automatically logged into youtube at all times

>>123093534
>2012
>hating on Cheddar Bob

>>123100440
I'd let her smell my dick if you know what I mean.

>>123101317
But.. she's a nigger.

i am white
i am a bum
I do live in trailer with my mum

>>123100463
Better quality here and with a more fitting video

>>123101501
Fuck forgot the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo5l-1r8OMo

>>123101343
You need to learn the difference between being black and being a nigger, young man

>>123101553
I know the difference, and that's a nigger.

>>123101343
I know, I saw dat ass.

>>123101631
>>123101631
>>123101631
>>123101631
>>123101631

This guy.

>>123100463
>Is this a reddit meme?
1000000/10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJpP7ZId-mc

I see I'm late to the thread. /v/ always has good hiphop threads. I highly recommend you give these guys a listen. Amazing hiphop duo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVqr1s7QuOw

>>123097107

>>123101715
>go on videos /v/ likes
>talk about how funny reddit is

Oh man you fucks are easy

>>123101317
WHY U COMIN HOME 5 IN THA MONING

Oh, hi /v/.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFzyYYZsxGc

What's that? I just brought your entire childhood back to you? That's cool.

>>123101835
Whoa whoa whoa...give these guys a try?

If you didn't know who Dead Prez is in the first place you need to get out of this thread. What in holy titty fucking spidey hole would you have to be in not to have heard of them?

ULTIMATE HIPHOP LIST. EVERYONE ON THIS IS AN AMAZING ARTIST THAT YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO

CYNE
Killah Priest
Wu-Tang Clan
Killarmy
Canibus
Immortal Technique
Jedi Mind Tricks
Gravediggaz
Army of the Pharoahs
Clipse
Sabac Red
Dead Prez
Blu
Diabolic
Vendetta Kingz
Del the Funky Homosapien
Big Pun
A Tribe Called Quest
Tupac
Common
Y-Society
Celph Titled
Bahamadia
Brother Ali
Asheru
Jazz Liberatorz
Cormega
KRS-One
Dead Prez
Blue Scholars
DMX
Rass Kass
Vinnie Paz
Sticky Fingaz
RA the Rugged Man
Sunz of Man
Biggie Smalls
Timbo King
MF Doom
Big L
Mac Lethal
Macklemore
Nas
Fashawn
Dee-1
Rakim
Block Mccloud

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duWTfl4MJ1c

>>123101776
>Straight from the streets of Sesame!
>Thomas the Tank Engine
>Not shining time station
>Sesame Street

I wish I could set people on fire with my mind.

>>123102421

>>123102421
>Big L
>Jedi Mind Tricks
>Asheru

Confirmed for knowing his shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T29UH1-jSh4

>>123102421
Why you gotta leave out my main man Kanye?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9LPFmCGOeg

>>123103015
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YpLDe8aq-0

>>123103015
Weak ass mainstream nigga.

>>123103112
For a second I thought that the song actually went on for ten minutes. That was a weird second.
>>123103136
Are you trying to use mainstream as an insult, or did you just throw it in there for no reason?

>>123103112

>>123103718
You fucked up, you're supposed to call him a hipster faggot at this point.

>>123103886
My bad. I thought about it, but figured that calling people hipster was too mainstream.

>>123103718
It's not so much mainstream as being a typical pop culture Hollywood shill. He's a rich fucker who contributes nothing to the rap game.

Plus, he's average. There are so many other rappers that would blow him out of the water in a battle.

>>123095705
this beat is rapin my ears and not in a good way, also triceratops? fuck tyler

>>123104155
For someone who's primarily a producer you have to admit he can't be touched right now. RZA, Dre, Diddy (LOL), JD, etc. all are great producers but when it comes to rapping hey are sub par.

Kanye is able to hold his own. I don't know if anyone ghostwrites for him, like Diddy (LOL again, checks in the mail Skillz) has but it doesn't seem that way.

Kanye is more hip hop than rap anyway. That's not necessarily a bad thing. So are the Fugees and Outkast.

>>123104155
Well now, that I can understand. Not agree with, but yeah, I can understand it.

He may not have the best flow (though I'd still say that he's above average, and his wordplay even more so), he can put a beat together like no other.

>>123104710
but he*

>>123104563
>>123095705
Tyler is a shitty rapper who tries to be shocking or cool by rapping about stuff like LOL FUCKING DEAD BODIES WITH MUSTARD SO EDGY AND HARDCORE!!11

Fuck him. He doesn't have SHIT on Gravediggaz. And all the 15 year old little shits who listen to him have probably never even heard of Killah Priest or Gravediggaz.