MERRY XMAS /v/! XD

Wait what wrong with your pic OP? Everyone do this when they get serious.

why is he an emo midget?

DOOOOOOOOD!!! dat is too true XD

>>122148469
>>122148829
>>122149441
we get it & we don't care.

so kawaii~~~

>>122148469
4 people playing halo
4 people using one screen

Why people still use consoles?

>>122150871

How's the neckbear?

>>122150871
>implying
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfiaLfqZCmQ

>>122148469
The one on the far right looks like me.

What the shit.

Why does she have only one eye?

They get closer to the television and squint so they can see shit.

>>122150871
>implying split screen isn't the best form of multiplayer

shit nigga it's like you was born in 2005

>I'm so fucked
So they're going gangbang his ass afterwards?

>house party
>friend brought xbox and halo reach
>4 player splitscreen FFA
>they're all absolutely terrible, can't use analog sticks, like to run in a corner and hide
>mfw I'm 25-0
>mfw they all kick me off and don't let me back on

Fucking casuals.

>>122151180
I don't even own PS3 and i love Kevin.

>>122151271
WHOEVER LOSES HAS TO BE A SLAVE FOR THE OTHER

OKAY MARTY

Wait, am I supposed to be mad at the comic the OP posted or something?

>>122151298
Fuck.

>>122151298
NO

>>122151298
SOMEONE DUMP THE COMIC.

>>122151180
Best part about this idea is they have the nerve to cut the frame rate of a console in half, when it is already a "Blessing" to get a solid 30 FPS.

>>122151180
Actually useful use of 3D?
I cannot believe this.

>>122151132
>neckbear

>>122151298

>>122148469
>Playing Halo splitscreen
Too bad no one does that nowdays

Everyone seems to pretend it doesn't even exist, they don't even bother calling people out on playing halo anymore

Looking back, people were pretty stupid calling halo "yet another generic shooter with no perks, bo killstreaks, generic colorful space worlds , good AI, enemy diversity, and long gunbattles online"

>>122151180
IT'S MAGIC

>>122151567
>>122151431
>>122151298
Hey guys, >>122151271 here.
Just as planned.

>>122151180

Too bad it would only work on specific games on the PS3 due to the number patents Sony probably has on it.

>>122151567

I prefer the one with the guy who gets dumped and the yells "Pants Off" at the twink.

My favorite part is when they're walking together and they share a passionate first kiss.
Fuck, you /v/.

>>122151785

>>122151752
Actually no. It's working with every game offering split-screen.

>>122151567
It says DO NOT DISTRIBUTE right there on the bottom of the picture!
wHYyYyYy!!! whoopoopooopwhoopoopoop!!!

>>122151895

>>122151952

>>122151952
QUICKLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>Xbox
>Halo
>gay emo hipsters

>>122152033
>piercings
ISHYGGT

>>122152033

plz stop

>>122152114
did he shit his pants?

>>122152114

>>122152160
shut up ralph

>>122152173
fuck you

>boner rising

>>122152193
no

>>122152114
>instant boner
WHY

>>122152192

>this fucking thread

i love you, /v/

IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

>>122152275

>>122151947

So all 2 of 'em.

>>122149336
>Halo
>Filthy casuals

>>122152349

Y'all niggas be gay.

>>122148469
>Mfw I sit up like that when shit gets real in any game I play

Man, Onta's art has really improved since this was drawn...

>>122152357
Yeah... No.
http://www.co-optimus.com/system/2/playstation-3.html

>>122152429

Why are you an emo cyclops with massive birth defects?

Are there any compilations of his stuff anywhere?

>>122152556

>>122152349
>we do it at my mine

so is he a dorf?

>>122151180
>Needs two TVs
Heh, console kiddies. They are so cute.

>>122152638

... does this mean we're gay?

>>122152734

Ahahhahahahha

No.

>>122152734
>human dicks
>human faces
man fuck this shit

>>122152704
>yfw

>>122152734
/v/ has always been gay.

>>122152556
>>122152638
Yep it's a dude alright...

Fuck you guys, I'm Outtie 5000!

>>122152638

NO

FUCK NO

>>122152854
They called him "Marty" on the first page, what the fuck did you think?

wtf, you people noticed only NOW that it's a guy?

>>122153053
Yes, it's the same kind of people that think that liking traps is not gay at all.

>>122153053
No...I like to play pretend still.

>>122153019
I didn't even bother reading the first few pages I just skipped to the seemingly good parts.

>>122152114
>Instant boner
Jesus christ you have to be fucking kidding me
I'm on the fucking verge of fapping here

>>122153199
Man it's been years since we had good ol' fashioned pretend threads. Those were the best sources of fap material ever. I miss when /v/ embraced its gay side.

>>122153247

Its the sense of immorality that makes it hot.

Not to mention 2d traps are pretty much girls with dicks slapped unto them.

>>122153247
fap anyway, feel bad later

>>122152114
>instantaneous hard on
ITS A DISEASE
AND ITS CATCHING

>>122153247

I'd love to suck your cock so you don't have to. :3

I SURE LOVE VIDEO GAMES~!

Why don't I see more gay /v/ hookup threads? I'm sure some of you would love to dress up in pretty girl's clothing and just some some other /v/irgins balls all afternoon.

Why not?

>>122153538
*suck some

>no scalie/dragon dildos
shame on you all

>>122153525
my sides

>almost 2012
>still not having gay trap sex

>>122153538
>that feel when I'd love to do some transgender dressing but I'm hairy and of a pretty manly figure

>>122153615
That's not a trap. Come back when you have traps.

>>122153741
Give me a trap and I'll fuck it all day long.

>>122153795
no

>>122153783
>mfw I just love seeing guys in girly clothing and I'd fuck you regardless if you weren't fat or anything

>Getting a semi for badly drawn furry trap porn
>2011
>ISH I DDT

>>122153842

no

>playing with friends
what...

>furry trap porn
>receiving male has curves and female features
Anyone else notice this?

>>122154125
no

>>122153842
Now we're going somewhere

>>122154125
Welcome to any drawn trap porn ever. Draw a female, remove the tits, replace vagina with a dick.

>>122154125
That's why it's a trap, you retard.

>>122154125
yes, i believe those are considered appealing features of furry trap porn.

>mfw that is true

us gaymers man.

>>122154125
Yes. And I dont get it. Its like... if you're gay WHY would you want a curvy guy? THAT MAKES NO SENSE MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND WHICH DO YOU WANT A GUY OR A GIRL.

>>122154353
Fun fact: Trap and shemale porn is not made for gay guys. The number one viewer of said porn is straight males.

>>122154353
this
if I want a man, I want a manly one

>>122154353
>THAT MAKES NO SENSE MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND WHICH DO YOU WANT A GUY OR A GIRL.
i tell my brain that every day. it's kind of a pain in the ass to be attracted to feminine guys since hardly any exist and 5 years later they're men.

>>122154353
I want a l ittle bit of both, excuuuuuuse me.

>>122154245
>>122154225
>>122154222
B-but then that means it's basically tit-less futanari!

More trap porn please?

>>122154353

Bisexuals.

>>122154353
You haven't realized that most gay(exclusive to men) people don't like traps. Most people on /v/ into that are bisexual, probably with a bit of a preference for females.

Problem with straight men is that the second or third most attractive feature is dick...Scientifically proven unfortunately. Breasts, maybe pussy then dick, then ass, then feet.

Dickgirls have all of them

There's several levels of gay.

Not > Futa > Trap > Bear.

Traps are basically cross-dressing fairy gays...

>>122154464
>>122154353
Considered people might have different tastes than you? Its basically a variant on the classic twink for the bi-curious generation.

>>122154665
>my face when I'm straight and I only like tits and asses

>>122154812
>you don't like your own dick

>>122154653
>Most people on /v/ into that are bisexual, probably with a bit of a preference for females.
I'll buy that. Never had a gay experience but if the guy was like marty i'd probably fuck him.

>This thread
More trap porn guys

>>122154702
>do not distribute or repost
WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD DO THAT?

Bears > traps

in terms of sexual prowess and hotness

deal with it fakegays.

>>122154353
>THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS, YOU ARE EITHER A FEMININE WOMAN WHO COOKS AND CLEANS OR A BIG HAIRY LUMBERJACK WHO KILLS ANIMALS AND YOU CAN ONLY BE ATTRACTED TO EITHER OF THESE TWO OR YOU'RE JUST WEIRD!!! MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!
No. Stop that. Stop that right now.

>>122154867
It's not that I like it, I just don't mind it

Why is their branches comin out of that guys hair

>>122154908
please post some bears, I enjoy bara

>>122154933
but if you are a male attracted to other male you are NOT normal

Why does nobody read my web comic?

>>122155000
But if your on 4chan on /v/ you are NOT normal

should I just stop?

>>122154933
So...you're saying that there aren't two genders?
All that guy is saying is
>why would a gay man want a feminine man
>why would a lesbian woman want a masculine woman

>>122154908
>mfw I'm a bear and I like twinks/traps
I personally feel there's only enough room in a relationship for one big hairy guy. Also, I do not find other big hairy guys attractive.

You can deal with it, sir.

>>122155085
Keep going

>>122155085
This is my favorite series from CS.
But it is not vidya. Polite sage.

>>122155087
Because sexuality is not so black and white.

>>122155119

well then you are fucked up in the head

2 bears are better than one. one trap is worse than 2 women.

>>122155085

>Feet

... continue

>>122155087
jesus christ, i'm not going to explain sexual psychology and how people are different and have different tastes sexually and also how gender roles are bullshit on christmas
fuck you /v/
if i had a life, i'd be pissed at you for wasting it

>>122155119
I am the same way, I'm 6' 3" and 250lbs. I do not want a partner my same height and weight. Twinks/traps are the best lol

>>122154933
Only buttmad response I got. Everyone else just made a reasonable responses. Chill, faggot. Go back to fapping to androgynous porn.

>>122155216
>don't have my opinion?
>you're crazy!
Fuck you, guy.

have to post myy on goddamn bear porn
On Christmas, no less!

eignals adequate

>>122155340
>>122155340
own, even.

>>122155340

Hell yeah, that's the stuff

>>122155340

Underwear huffing, my favorite pastime.

>>122150871

Because some people wanna be in the same room with there friends playing? Not everyone has a kickass computer like you.

heibefe year

How does /v/ feel about older gentlemen?

>>122155448
Would you believe me if I said I was missing important shit for posting bara porn on 4chan?

>>122155499
I don't want to share my stuff, I'm not jew

>>122155506
lol i dun goofed the verification

>>122154879
I'm attracted to women, but I have a desire to be fucked like a slut. I can't accomplish this however because I'm not attracted to men and get turned off at the thought of intimate contact with them.

>>122155516

I love older guys, I mean someone my age isnt bad but I'd love a man with experience and rugged good looks.

>that feel when cuddling up to my bearmode bf after we play vidya

murry xmas, /v/. I know it's the same thing I gave you last year. Maybe next year I'll have some more furry trap porn accumulated to give you.

On which board does trap porn usually go anyway?

inb4 /v/

>>122155472
>>122155448
Santa comes bearing gifts of hot shark dick

>>122155946
Technically /d/ is it's drawn...

Live... well, fuck knows.

/d/ prefers futa to everything else though.

>>122155667
>that feel when no bf
;__;

>>122155705
>that littlebrother
You posting this entire stripe actually paid off just because of that fucking face right there.

>>122155946
/v/ used to actually be the trap board. All of 4chan's regular traps would post here and it was know across all boards that we had the best trap threads. They left a while ago. Might have gone to /b/. I haven't seen any of them post in a long time

>>122155946
Pretty much /v/. /b/ is either straight up gay/furry/both and everyone else is more on topic.

Me? Straight/trap furry porn and videogames. So /v/ is my home.

>>122156080
I started lurking in /soc/ and that seems to be their new home. /b/ just has trap dumps.

>furry trap thread

continue

Mfw this thread manages to get more attention than GayWilliamJohnsson.

>>122156030

moar

>>122156343
Happy to oblige.

Merry Christmas /v/

Exlain traps to me
I don't see the appeal

>>122156030
Oh god, his face.
>DUHRRRRRRRHURRURURRR

Can anyone tell me what the fuck the thing in the OP is?

Looks like an emo gremlin.

>>122156414
btw, if you like this sort of stuff, check out baraspot.

oh god why is the good foot porn wasted on furry shit

>>122156061
Want a steam friend for xmas?

user: Haze_The_Gecko

>>122156459
all the sexy of a woman's body with all the bro-ness of being a dude

>>122156486

>>122156459
Its a boy that looks like a girl pretty much
Its an illusion on the brain witch makes a lot of men have a fetish for it

>>122156459
It's pmuch for dudes who are about 25% gay.

>>122156638
Basically this.
Also I would guess more appeal to bisexuals.

>>122156638
>all the sexy of a woman's body
but they don't have breasts nor pussy, nor a female face.

>all the bro-ness of being a dude
they'd just want to be fucked
there is nothing "bro" about acting like a chick

>boyfriend and I are both feminine and submissive
>think it won't work out well
>he actually likes being dom but never got the chance before
>everything went better than expected

>>122156638
>bro-ness
Only a virgin would think this is true...

>>122156661
Man, Christmas was really meh this year.
At least I was able to spend it with you guys.
:3c

>>122156783
>>122156746
leave me alone i'm just trying to justify my homosexual tendencies!

>>122156796

merry xmas, /v/, keep having shit taste in guys

>>122156893
why justify it? Just enjoy it. It's not depraved or abusive. No-one is getting hurt or exploited. Just fap your little heart out to furry trap porn and go snare you a twink.

>>122156783
Oh god wha-
>>122156796
Heeeello there

>>122156988
but but

why?!

i'm a scientist, i have to know why things are the way they are

>>122156591

Learn to imagination

>>122156893
you don't need to justify it, you like femininity regardless of it having a penis or a vagina.
and so do I, but then again I've always liked fucking assholes.

>>122157068

>>122157115
Those legs are fucking gross man

>>122157115
>you will never frot with a feminine trap or shemale

>>122156783

GuaranteedReplies.jpg

Might as well throw this in.

/co/ LOVES this comic by the way

>thread turns into the Marty comic
Fuck you guys.

>>122157161

>>122157300
>not getting both hard and wet over marty

how are you even still breathing?

>>122157335

>>122156796
>>122156918

Quit posting or I'm gonna have to go to visit my family with a boner.

>this thread only got lots of replies cause OP is a girl

>>122157200
I already have.
It's overrated, more fun to cock slap them into submission

>>122157531
Why don't you hurry and fap quickly? They'll never know.

>>122157674
>dat face
you rascal

>>122157624
:<

Grinding cocks, squeezed between us together is not as good as I think it is?

>>122157718
What can I say? The art of using reaction images to compliment your post is exactly that, an art. Now, enjoy your fap.

Halo is shitty

>>122157674

but If I try and fail to meet the deadline its gonna make it worse!

>>122158017
never know if you don't try

come on! we believe in you!

>>122158017
shush, just relax and enjoy

>>122157754
perhaps it's fun from the sub's point of view, but for a dom other then the size comparison, it's pretty dull.

I guess my unhealthy obsession with bondage and rough sex doesn't leave much room to enjoy foreplay

>>122158166

>>122158169
aw

http://xhamster.com/movies/273266/cockwars_-_an_epic_frottage_cumpliation.html

>>122157754
It's very enjoyable. I like it 'cause I'm submissive and my boyfriend has a bigger dick, so he teases me about it.

>>122158488
cute.

I want to do it like how the first clips in >>122158335 do it.

Just squeezing together and rubbing/thrusting

>>122158488
Sub's gonna sub

>>122158335
man, every day i see something that makes me more bi than i already was

>Achievement Unlocked
Get a boner from cocks

>>122158587
you want to? are you a virgin or just haven't had much practice?

>>122158488
>>122157754
>my face when I love doing this with my boyfriend but only because I love cuddling and I always get hard from it, which gets him
Top by the way. Always been a sucker for lovey dovey romance stuff. We always seem to end up grinding against each other and kissing.

>>122157238
continue please.

>>122158858
virgin

Love feminine traps and shemales who can still get hard.

>>122158871
>I forgot my face

>mfw my boyfriend is a total oral whore that sucks me off all the time

Merry christmas guys.

I had a fun time trolling the shit out of /v/irgins by wearing stockings and panties and posting pictrues of myself in nonvidya threads.

More camwhoring to come in 2012. Stay classy /v/

US FAGGOTS, HUH? US FAGGOTS

>>122159322
Ah, you're not trolling me if I'm fapping to you

>>122159322
you are what makes 4chan great

if i ever met you i would kiss you on your rosy cheeks

then i'd kiss you on your other rosy cheeks

then i'd fuck you

>>122159394
Merry Christmas to you too.

>>122159322
>Be an obnoxious faggot
>LOLITROLLU
You're basically a poster child for retarded babbies everywhere.

>talking to friend on skype
>he's sort of bearmode
>fit/beard/hairy
>hurts his foot or something
>hear him grunt
>boner

Seriously, /v/, WHY

>>122159482
thank you

merry christmas

>>122159482

lets just keep this coming my good man.

>>122159482
Dear lord you have the ass of an angel. I would fly us to New York and marry you.

what does /v/ think of my art?

>>122159828
proportions are slightly off. Especially the torso area, maybe the shoulders too.

It might be the scales, but the torso seems to be bent or twisted oddly.

>>122159646
I simply dump pictures of myself (usually reposts) for amusement, and I do stop when anons tell me to stop.

/v/irgins constantly ask for more picture. Blame the audience for being "retarded babbies" and encouraging such behaviour, not the faggot.

>Gay thread on /v/
>It's furry
Merry Christmas, /v/. Stay Classy.

>>122159950
>DAT NIP
HHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

You just reminded me why I love flat chest.

GUUUURL GAMERZ aside, that is actually true.

That's the "Shit Got Real" pose when me and my mates are playing Forza or GoW

>>122160030
:3

>>122160134
>no hard dick

:<

>>122160134

get hard and let me see that shit.

>>122159932

Thanks!
Not to good with female anatomy so I needed the practice.

>>122160134
Do you enjoy having your nipples licked and sucked? Because I really want to do that to you.

>>122160127
i was under the impression OP is a trap

man, that changes the everything about this thread

>>122159828
son i dont know where to start

>>122160211
>>122160174
Sorry guys, Im currently watching my sisters play videogames and Im in the same room. Maybe next year

>>122160134
what a cute tiny penis you have, always the best quality for a trap to have. atleast I like them to be small

Guys..

>Not standing up

Idiots. Everybody knows your true source of power is stored in your legs and can only be unleashed once you get up. Sitting down cuts it off.

>>122160324
>Maybe next year
By that do you mean next Sunday by chance? I want to see more of you!

>>122160324
finally! a reason to look forward to christmas

>bf gets an enema
>excited as fuck
>tie him up
>shove my tongue up his ass
>jack him off at the same time
>cums in 5 minutes

It was a very good Christmas.

I think this is relevant to this thread.

>>122160402
what?

>>122160467
>MTL

That feel when i'm not even gay yet I wear women's clothes (not like skirts or anything. Jeans, jackets/coats, shoes etc) and have often wondered what it would be like to wear more blatantly feminine clothes. I can't even find most men's clothes comfortable anymore.

That feel when I act like a fucking girl most of the time.

That feel when I can't for the life of me find men or dicks attractive.

I think I was meant to be born a lesbian woman /v/...

>>122160693
hnnngh that shape

why don't you have any with a full boner?

>>122160693
His post was related to what the thread was actually about at the beginning.