I'm trying to figure out why anyone would seriously pick anything other than the red one.

red

can I deliver dragon dildos with gaben

>>121779429
Blue.

>Not pressing the blue one

ISHYGDDT

You can pirate games, you can't pirate fleshlights and dildos

Yellow or green.

Green because it could save the industry

Why the fuck would anyone pick anything but red.

>green
>implying my fetish isn't stuffing myself with marshmellows

Green
Please

Count kikes in, and I will press green.

all the way green.

enjoy some shitty and some great games but be sure there are no fucking muslims to interrupt me or to take care of whilst playing games

>>121780037
Buyfags are shameful

Red one.
I've always wanted to be Santa's helper. The fact that Gaben is Santa is just additional bonus.

Red. Merry xmas /v/

Green would be better if it was Biodrones and Bethsefaggots, they are worse than COD babbys.

I'd pick red if you have one of those really untidy houses though you get nothing.

>Pick Green.
>0% chance of anyone other than an alpha male getting a woman.

I think I'll go with red.

Yellow

Not even a big nintendo fan anymore, that that's basically an invitation to be financially set for life, as well as having your opinions be hugely influential in the videogame industry.

I would be your hero /v/, I would make games for us.

Orange/Yellow one. If I can't get presents, noone else can either.

I FUCKING LOVE CIRCUS PEANUTS.
Green it is!

red seems alright

>>121779908
Oh god this is my new favorite reaction image.

Green, unless I could press Blue but silently kill Kotick and get away with it, saving videogames forever

Green. Any other color is for casual faggots.

I have no beef with unattractive women, but I hate muslims so very very much. Green

>>121780349
this

Red, everything else is either odd or stupid

Blue. God damn I want a mare fleshlight ;_;

orange, just because of all the faggot doubles and constanzas and ISYGGDDTDJKSHDSYGD fags.

Green is the best present anyone on /v/ could ever ask for.

Well I'd like to meet both Gabe and Miyamoto, but being a successor sounds better and I'd really enjoy ruining Christmas for many.
And being the successor would be really really awesome. I could bring a new golden era of gaming.
I'd go with green though. Unattractive women shouldn't be allowed to live anyway and I love peanuts.

Green is hilarious, but I'm going to have to go with orange.

But worry not, fellow forum-goers, I will repay you one day, when I am loaded. Plus I'll make the best games ever

If you don't pick red you are the enemy of /v/

At first I was going to say green but then again I have Muslim friends who I don't want to be food.

So I guess I'm going with red.

>Not pressing Green

Guys it's the gift that keeps on giving!
We can cure cancer!

GREEN REVOLUTION

(this also includes everyone with an IQ below 100)

Orange

Red. Get to hang out with Gabe and deliver presents to everyone on /v/ like Santa? Fuck yeah!

RED
GABEN I WILL HELP YOU

PRESS GREEN, LOL! MUSLIMS SUK LOL xD AMIRITE EUROFRIEND? AND WOMEN TOO JUST BECAUSE THEY WUDN'T FUCK ME!

God speaking as an AMERICAN WHO IS REPUBLICAN AT HEART racists and sexist reterds are truly the one and only scum in the world (well, plus scientologists).

If you are not choosing red or orange, you're a dumbass.

Yellow. Fuck you /v/, I'm going to go work for video games.

>>121780550
That bitch is completely unhot. She'd become a circus peanut

Green is best. Marshmallows and peanuts sound godtier

While I would really like to press green, I have a few muslim friends who aren't extremist.

It just wouldn't be right.

I will stand by you, Gaben.

Orange because fuck you /v/.

I wouldn't even bother going to Shigeru Mayonnaisetoes

>>121780550
Looks like that one bitch from Lost.

Fucking green.

>>121780750
But I love circus peanuts.

Green. How is this even a question?

>>121780901
It is

>>121780901
it is

Green. If 1.5 million people have browsed /v/, it would only take about a thousand peanuts each.

>>121780750
Jesus Christ you do not belong here

>>121780750
Buttmad terrorist, acne-infested landwhale, or anal sore biodrone detected.

>>121780996
>>121781044
Is it?

>That bitch from lost, resident evil, avatar, fast and furious and other
I fucking hate her, don't care if the actress is actually pretty cool, all the roles she's played were annoying as fuck.

>>121781159
Why, yes, good sir. It is

Green.

And I hope we all choke on the peanuts.

ORANGE!
ORANGE!
ORANGE!

Code Orange!

>be Arab from catholic family
>see green, suddenly very pissed
No, let's base all Muslim people off of a few extremists in a few countries. Or some trouble making immigrants because of your own damn retarded immigration laws and social welfare that encourages laziness.

Those secular Muslims in Central Asia and Indonesia? Those friendly non-crazy Muslims in the Levant (Jordan, Syria, Lebanon), fuck 'em, am I right?

Yes I butthurt.

Red red and red

I love my /v/ bros

Orange.
Teach me the secrets of the universe, Miyamoto.

Blue.
I allways wanted a Dragon Dildo

I can't choose between green and red.
Both would make /v/ happy.

Green because fuck you, all the circus peanuts are MINE!

>>121781387
when your people are dead we'll take the oil and rape your camels

>>121781387
Don't worry, It's not about the women, the muslims or the biodrones.
It's about the massive supply of circus peanuts we could amass.
Seriously, that shit is delicious.

Would anyone genuinely pick anything but red?

>>121781387
What about the towel-heads invading Europe?

>>121781387

My best friend is a Syrian Catholic. I just asked him, and he said he'd press the green button.

Orange.

Come at me