HOLY FUCK

HOLEEE SHIT

>>121193237
HOREE SHIT

Goodnight sweet lord of all that is kawaii and pure.

You will not be forgotten.

Thx OP I'm the first to post it to my facebook ^.^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdug6yHJB40

I think this music needs to be played. Forever.

Good night sweet prince

Wait, he died three years ago but they just announced it?

>>121193487
Holy shit petition moot for this song to play

it begins

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQeQWWKKvq4

RAMEN

WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE SUPPLY OF RAMEN

OBAMA DID IT! HE KILLED KIM JONG! TRULY AN AMERICAN HERO!

Guess he wasn't ill enough to kick it.

>69

also my captcha:

>reditre that

>kim jong il's assassination will define fps brown&bloom for generations to come

>>121193709
if North Korea unites with South Korea then we all know where we are heading.

>>121194104
>implying South Korea doesn't fucking worship America after we chased off the Japanese for them

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp6cB7BGj48

>>121194227
>>121194227
>>121194227

This. Now it's time for some celebration.

rrantsl and

>>121194104
thank god it'll only last 4 hours.

>>121194227
>yankee go the fuck home

ipprae still

>>121194227
>IMpying they don't worship us for Starcraft

>>121193709
>only 13 days from a fictional prediction
not bad.

valutom provlbed

some tensiye

nstorst 1897

347 eguldsb

YOU WILL BE MISSED, KIMMY.

His father was the Great Leader.
He was Dear Leader.
What will his heir be? (____ Leader)

>>121194286

So many kawaii Women with guns.

letlsew 244

>>121193237
>His designated successor is believed to be his third son, Kim Jong-un, who is thought to be in his late 20s.

>I guess Kim Jung Il took too many arrows to the knee
FUCK YOU FUCKING FAGS

anyone here ever play mercenaries?

I want a copy of North Korea's auto-biography on Kim Jong Il,

My fucking god, the amount of lore and bullshit in that about everything Kim NEVER did has got to be the best tome of fantasy to ever be written next to the bible.

>>121194566
Doesn't say the exact date

Also
>Implying Kim's son isn't going to be seen as a magic sun god child like Kim Jong Il was
>Implying they'd revolt if they did their entire family could be put into an internment camp
>Implying they have access to any information other than books "written" by Kim Il Sung and Kim Jong Li
>There is no hope for North Korea it's what the US will be in a couple of years when entire families are put away by NDAA and the Internet is censored by SOPA and no freedom of information is allowed

Nigga that is not kawaii.

>>121195011
That oiled body... HNNNGGGGG

One last time for you Kim

Check 'em

I used to be the Leader of North Korea, but then I took an arrow to the knee

>>121195272

the. correct. spelling. is. n i g g e r.

fuck.

Does this mean South Korea is now best Korea?

I don't want to live in this planet anymore

isn't kim jong-il's youngest son a huge japanophile who loves evangelion? how chill would that be if he was leader

His son has stated a few times that he REALLY wanted to go to war with SK but that his father didn't want to.

WELP

>>121195349
your shameful display will never be forgotten

he was so ronery

;_;7

yea rip.

>>121195548
Kim jr also isn't very popular in Korea

>>121194449

>>121195548

Welp

WE MUST GO TO SOUTH KOREAS AID TO SAVE THE K-POP

>his death was caused my over working and metal strain.


i guess he needed a korea change.

Homefront is becoming real!

>>121195548
KOREAN WAR 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
>>121195524
wut

>>121194104
I never played the game, but what the fuck? North and South Korea uniting? That's a joke. They both hate the shit out of each other. Not fake hate like Europe/US, but pure, unadulterated hatred that could literally end up causing the end of the world.

HOMEFRONT

REAL LIFE

Kim Jung Un = 3rd line of succession

Ibn Khaldoun states how 3rd line of successors within dynastys are the weakest

North Korea civil war is imminent

>>121193237
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJNBfBr-OGU

>>121195656

Haha time for some civil war between his sons!

>>121195773

I don't think they really "united" in the game, it was more like North Korea took over the South.

>>121195794
The North Korean generals want power. I could see a coup happening.

>>121195524
>>121195524
>>121195524
>Some analysts believe that upon Kim Jong-il's death, Jong-un's uncle Chang Sung-taek will act as regent, as Jong-un is presently too inexperienced to immediately lead the country

According to Wikipedo

>>121195652
>>121195548
NO WE MUST SAVE STARCRAFT!

BTW They still have the short range nukes that can hit South Korea right?

WELP... SHITS BOUT TO GET REAL IN KOREA! Time to either get in a stalemate or lose as bad as vietnam... AMERICA WINS ALOT OF WAR GUYS REALLY... oh wait thats when we had yurops help... Well actually... I suppose we did do Japan alone... oh wait we had germans make the nuke... well excluding the nukes it was all america... possibly australia... welp... Guys I dont want hundreds of thousands dieing in South Korea

>>121195794
>civil war in north korea
>south korea attacks them while they are distracted with their shitty civil war
>south korea is now best korea

Can we see a modern day battle for Rome where Generals vie for control of Pyongyang?

5-6 factions? 1940 russian tank battles

duh. they've been setting up his son as the next leader for a while now

posting in history.

Tastosis might be in danger, I'm going to call the U.S embassy in Seoul to make sure they'll be ok. Please do the same.

THE GREATER KOREAN REPUBLIC

BECAUSE FUCK YOU RUSSIA

>MFW his son, who is apparently more insane than him and really wants to go to war with S. Korea.

Ok, what sides are you going picking in WW3?

I'm playing the Allies

Remember, you only have one life, so casuals, don't bother showing up

>>121195656
Metal strain?

>>121196037
You mean united democratic korea that no longer has internment camps and freedom of speech that could function well in society due to the built infrastructure.


It's Either

A:North Korea declares war on south korea
South Korea if it has any of thsoe short range nukes left use it on South Korea
B: Civil war in the north and South Korea proceeds to rape its shit
C: Civil war i north SOuth korea stays out of it
D: Nothing happens

>Died of a massive Heart Attack yesterday while on a train

>Mr. Kim died from fatigue during a train ride on Saturday, a weeping television announcer said.

How can one world leader be so beta?

>Are you in North Korea? send us your comments using the form below.

On my iPod and don't have any reaction images but

Laughingelfman.jpg

They know!

Predictions ?

>>121196278
Metal fatigue is the progressive and localized structural damage that occurs when a material is subjected to cyclic loadings.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_Fatigue

>>121196231
North Korea fights alone, other countries can support South Korea, but nobody can support North Korea

Kimmy's son and his socialist minions are fucked

HOMEFRONT 2 PROMOTION ARG
HOMEFRONT 2 PROMOTION ARG
HOMEFRONT 2 PROMOTION ARG

South Korea reportedly responded with "More GG, More skill" at the news of Great Leader's death.

OH SHIIIIIITT


HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!!!!!
REV UP THOSE DRAFT PAPERS
WE'RE GOING TO CREA.

>>121196494
>Doesn't know about China.

>>121194449
Ten out of ten.

One down

>>121196645
China always gets fucked in wars

>>121195548

YOU GUYS WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING

OR WERE FUCKED

>>121196440
I used to go to funnyjunk ages ages ago... i remember that Admin is Kim Jong Il shit...
thigns never change and funnyjunk is still rage comics

His son would be crazy to go to war with the South, North Korea has little to no allies, and I'm pretty sure China said they won't do shit if the North tries to take the South (This was said when the North was testing those missiles a couple months ago or some shit).

>see news on facebook
>come to /v/ to post it
>god damnit

WW3 INBOUND

An unnamed South Korean official had this to say about Kim Jong-Il.
"You put idle workers on mineral patches, not in camps."

>>121196852
it begins!

>>121196652
HE ISNT EVEN THE LEADER OF IRAN YOU FAGGOT

>under thread of the general korean republic Japan has surrendered
the end of anime

>>121196645
china isnt truly allied, they arent retarded and wouldn't help NK if they started a war for global domination.

>>121196231
Not to be "that guy", but this might in fact be the next step into WW3, or 2012's doomsday.

>>121195548
>His son has stated a few times that he REALLY wanted to go to war with SK

SK would kick their ass, cause if NK started a war, a lot of Western Countries would help SK. No one gives a shit about NK. Not even Russia would do anything about it.

If his son really does start shit, he'll be annihilated

i smell trillions in U.S. debt over this in the near future

>>121193237
Looks like Kim tried to multitrack drifting, but his heart couldn't handle the awesome.

>>121196231
Fuck... I got to sign up for the draft in nearly exactly 2 months. I DONT WANT TO GO TO KOREA GUYS. (They won't take me i am too obese)

>>121197195
>country full of starving peasants
>spend entire budget on railworks DLC

Never change, NK.

>>121197154
I actually think he'll do it...he doesn't have any experience, nobodyy in NK likes him and they sure as fuck don't want him as their leader

>>121197154
>>121197154
Just remember some of these civilians would fight to the death they are so afraid or worship the Kim family as gods(seriously some do its so sad)

KOREAN SUNNY ALL THE TIME GOOD TIMES

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhohteHuyPM

Homefront steam sale tomorrow Gabe?

>>121193487
>>121193688
He'll probably put it on /b/ if enough people email him about it.

>his son watches the homefront preview on youtube
>he likes it and emulates it
The U.S. is fucked

Lets see North Korean tanks try to stand up to this baby.

slowpoke.jpg

WE ARE SO FUCKED

>>121197261
The generation is malnourished and stunted in growth... essentially the next generation is fucked there anyway... Also nobody knew how to do cataract surgery until recently.

>MFW Watching them thank the Great Leader for giving them back their eyesight
>Women's face who was snuck into Korea under a guise as an aide
>She realized the people truly fear him or worship him
>Doctor from nepal's face when

I hope they nuke south korea in a civil war
that way we will never have those god forsaken sc2 threads and kpop threads

oh a man can dream

>>121197484
>Implying South Korea wouldn't be pulverized by artillery before they even landed any tanks.

>>121197154

North Korea is China's lapdog. A buffer-zone for them. They won't allow him to do it. It would be abysmally bad for NK and bad for business in China.

>>121197484
tanks won't but their artillery will decimate it.
this will be another bombing campaign

>>121197441
No... christmas sale...

>>121197008

>global domination
>north korea

learn to filter the lies properly. they just hold onto an old flawed philosophy to retain their sovereignty from western powers. well the government powers do.

>>121196340

Too soon anon, too soon ;_;7

>North and South Korea go to war
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